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#638
<Bad> tfw I keep watching this harry potter x-men shit because I'm actually interested in the plot now <moop> rofl <Bad> tfw I keep watching this harry potter x-men shit because I'm actually interested in the plot now <Bad> tfw I keep watching this harry potter x-men shit because I'm actually interested in the plot now <Bad> ok maybe not roll elbow on keyboard
#110
<kage> also i suck cock rofl
#111
<kage> D. we are so fucking bad at games, it's hilarious <dux0r> speak for urself <dux0r> im grand masters <kage> at masturbating <kage> me too
#298
<Bad> I just had the worst adventurer ever. space I woke up with the need to shit and I was asleep seized so after shitting I wiped my ass with my sleeping boxer briefs now it's 1 a.m. and I'm busy washing shit away from my underwear also text to speech to text seems to be working well
#130
<nonpc> I like how phones have anuses where you insert a cable
#240
<Garner_> :D:D <Garner_> I don't use scissors <Garner_> just knife <Bad> cute penis <Bad> do you cute it? <Bad> do you cute your balls? <Bad> u snigle
#244
<Naypalm> oh oh oh <Naypalm> remember that story about the girl I didn't rape? <Naypalm> turns out she's notorious in aberdeen as a fucking psyco <Naypalm> (y) <Garner_> wat <Naypalm> yeah <Naypalm> name's chloe <Raziel> ..... <Raziel> there aren't that many girls you haven't raped since you expect us to remember her, I take it <Naypalm> just one that I didn't rape! <Naypalm> wait <Naypalm> no <Garner_> o_o <Naypalm> yeah
#57
<Fogge> Last Christmas we gave the norwegian dude in our master's class a pound of butter to bring home over christmas <Fogge> Kid almost started crying
#410
<Garner> le Raziel <Garner> wyd <Raziel> wyd <Garner> means what you doing <Garner> nab <Raziel> ah <Raziel> cleaning up jira issues <Raziel> working on documentation <Garner> loooooooool <Garner> LOOOOOL <Raziel> responding to questions <Garner> Mfw Raziel is QA <Bad> tab to channel <Bad> see last phrase <Bad> +Raziel: Cleaning up tissues <Bad> thought that sounded normal <Bad> then re-read
#59
<lovely> tupac is the illest <nonpc> he was not ill <nonpc> he was shot <nonpc> I think. <nonpc> was he?