<Naypam> I wish they'd tax sugar
<Naypam> I fucking wish
<Naypam> and have a minimum legal age like cigarettes
<Naypam> it's utterly ludicrous getting everybody fed and hooked on sugar
<Naypam> then fat and dying
<Naypam> and costing money because of health bills
<Naypam> with no extra tax to cover that like there is with alcohol and tobacco
* Naypam rage
<Naypam> any time you bring up "tax sugar" fat fucks cry about opression
<Naypam> "I need freedom to be fat, don't stop me"
<Naypam> fuc you
<Naypam> cunts
<Naypam> good example, Laiz shouldn't be allowed to buy food
<Naypam> should only be given salad
<Laiz> wtf fuck
<Naypam> you should have to carry a BMI sticker around
<Naypam> and if it's > 25 you don't get sugar
<Naypam> only salad
<Naypam> salad and water
<lovely> ...
<Naypam> anyway I'm-a move to spain where nobody can afford food
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<Naypam> BFD|Slave you have sex once a month and it lasts 45 minutes because you're french and all the french are prissy fucks that spend 5 hours doing foreplay only to stroke each other with a feather and suddenly cum a blob the size of a fucking pea with absolutely zero enjoyment. enjoy your french fantasy life and not living in the real world. TRUT HHURTS
<nonpc> Raziel is like the parent here. Everyone is a child, testing Raziel's limits. Raziel will always lose. He can't ban kids because he will be left alone.
<how-hiGh> tfw caught own reflection in laptop screen and it ruined your day
<Valacar> but technically i'm bilingual since my father speaks swedish as his native language
<gojira> AHA
<gojira> NOT A REAL FIN
<Valacar> tho he never speaks it :D
<gar> u finnoswede?
<Valacar> kinda
<Valacar> and kinda not
<Naypam> OHHHHHH
<gojira> that is enough for today
<Naypam> Valacar is swedish
<Naypam> this explains EVERYTHING
<Valacar> I AM NTO
<Valacar> NOT
<Naypam> I did not realise this
<Naypam> I should have know oh my god
<Raziel> didn't know you were such a homophobe!
<Bad> Raziel I'm so homophobic I got redditeu rid of Naypam
<how-hiGh> you never eaten ass? srs
<moop> srs
<how-hiGh> ever eaten ass or not moop?
<moop> never
<how-hiGh> lmao must be a virgin
<moop> lmoa
<how-hiGh> Bad` moop never licked girls anus lol @ him
<how-hiGh> moop you are missing out srs
<moop> srs
<how-hiGh> by nowadays standards to be a decent BF you have to lick anus
<BFD|Slave> Gee moop stop being such a Raziel
<Raziel> wow internet dropped
<Raziel> wtf did you say about me
<BFD|Slave> What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I coded my own wordpress plugin, and I've been involved in numerous secret laravel conclaves, and I have over 300 confirmed commits. I am trained in php and I'm the top code monkey in the entire norwegian dev forces. You are nothing to me but just another coder. I will grind your code the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the internet and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you with over seven hundred wordpress plugins, and that's just with my own code. Not only am I extensively trained in framework usage, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Laravel Framework Alpha Release Repository and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will cook rice all over you and you will burn in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
<Naypam> also I was so tired last night at like 4am, but I decided to masturbate with a sex toy before going to sleep
<Naypam> anyway fell asleep half way thorugh masturbating
<Raziel> ...
<Naypam> woke up with no covers on, cold, with sex toy on me
<Bad`> this is on /r/all as « foodporn » https://i.imgur.com/EdO7v0V.jpg
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<how-hiGh> Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal
<how-hiGh> and I'm being one hundred percent serious.
<moop> how-hiGh: what are you on about
<how-hiGh> Sorry we dont cook shit that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious
<how-hiGh> gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously..
<how-hiGh> dont eever potst your fuking families poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.
