< haiku > ~~~~~~~COPY PASTE THIS IF YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL GYPPO ROMANIAN WHO DON'T NEED NO PICKPOCKETING ADVICE~~~~~~~~~~~
<Raziel> no need to refactor __bot__ or qdb luckily
<Raziel> it's already perfect.
<moop> holy fuck
<moop> i can't order me food
<moop> the whole site is double-visioned
<+how-hiGh> why no one talks with me
<Naypam> funny story related to penises
<Naypam> took off my watch and masturbated at like 8am this morning
<Naypam> fell asleep
<Naypam> slept on my watch
<Naypam> woke up with watch mark on my bum
<Naypam> true story
<Steelio> psycho holiday keeps spamming me
<Steelio> he's so fuckin annoying
<moopie> where yo uknow psycho from
<Steelio> i added him cause i recognized him from redditeu
<Steelio> he's annoying
<how-hiGh> give a man a meme and you entertain him for a day; teach a man to join #redditeu and you entertain him for a lifetime...
<Bad> hey Garner do you know where the jews fled from norway after all their rice got burned
<Bad> Israziel
<Naypalm> used my ex gf's dildo too
<BFD|Slave> Why would you dildo your ass Naypalm
<BFD|Slave> Why
<Naypalm> wondered what it was like
<Naypalm> it was all pink and squishy
<BFD|Slave> And what was it like?
<Naypalm> pretty shit
<FredG> actually I was creeped out when I was told my dick is big for my size
<FredG> wasn't even a girl, just a guy keeping in while I was having a piss
<FredG> was legit scared for my life