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#847
<fredosan> penis size matters <fredosan> sorry <Phixion> im fine <Phixion> I measured <fredosan> at work? <fredosan> nice <Phixion> pro of being alone in the office <fredosan> no cctv? <Phixion> nope <fredosan> nice <Phixion> would break ashitton of laws iirc <Phixion> having cctv that is <fredosan> ;-) <Phixion> dick out is fine <fredosan> they won’t see <fredosan> it’s ok
#284
<how-hiGh> Garner say it to my face <how-hiGh> just quit irc and never use this protocol again, bro <how-hiGh> and by bro I mean never my bro, ur fucking phaggot
#196
<BFD|Slave> why are you a faggot Naypam ? <Naypam> because I eat dick for a living
#797
<Raziel> lmao was wondering why this one command wasn't doing anything <Raziel> I was running it with --dry-run and didn't notice <Raziel> smh <Bad> ayy Raziel with the subtle sex jokes
#168
<Gloop> Garner so nigger he can't even spell job <Garner> fuck you Gloop <Garner> you french pornstar
#507
<Valacar> but technically i'm bilingual since my father speaks swedish as his native language <gojira> AHA <gojira> NOT A REAL FIN <Valacar> tho he never speaks it :D <gar> u finnoswede? <Valacar> kinda <Valacar> and kinda not <Naypam> OHHHHHH <gojira> that is enough for today <Naypam> Valacar is swedish <Naypam> this explains EVERYTHING <Valacar> I AM NTO <Valacar> NOT <Naypam> I did not realise this <Naypam> I should have know oh my god
#706
<garne> gf keeps linking me to ysl stuff <garne> ok.png <moop> ysl stuff? <Valacar> ysl? <Raziel> ysl? <garne> ya <garne> actually want to buy now <garne> looks nice <garne> but won't tell her
#353
<how-hiGh> tfw no appartments to smash a girl <how-hiGh> Bad what to do <Bad> car <how-hiGh> no car <Bad> club toilet <Bad> hotel room <how-hiGh> well club toilet is overly slutty thing, isn't it?! <Bad> or just get an apartment <how-hiGh> girl with self respect won't do it in toilet <FredG> any girl would <how-hiGh> fuaaaark short on money, but gonna rent it <Bad> can confirm what FredG says <Bad> for some reason, movies and stuff teach us that men are sex obsessed and women are pure or whatever <Bad> but women also like sex you know <Bad> and if they can't have it in an apartment they'll have it in a toilet <Bad> they're just as desperate for it as we are <FredG> ^ <how-hiGh> I don't want to do it in toiler, cuz I'll lose respect for her after it <Bad> rofl <Bad> you really have massive personal problems with women and purity <how-hiGh> I do <Bad> bro <Bad> I currently can not bring back women to my flat <Bad> I split with my ex in march, and she's moving out next week <Bad> so I know your problem with no apartment to smash a girl <Bad> I gave you answers <Bad> car, toilet, hotel <Bad> they all work and don't make it feel like the girl is worse or like you are shit <Bad> there are no other good answers <Bad> you'll have to live with it <how-hiGh> my fav sex positions are horizontal <Bad> when you don't have a flat to smash in, you can't be picky <Bad> hotel room solves that problem though <how-hiGh> yeah but needs money investment <Bad> then you live the life everyone in the world lives between about 13 and 25 years old <Bad> and you do it in a toilet <Bad> having a place to have sex is the main reason why I got myself my own flat super early tbh <how-hiGh> well gonna rent appartment I think <Bad> Having your own place is only good things, not a single negative <Bad> Worth the money and time you invest in it <how-hiGh> should I rent for 24 hrs or just like 5-6 hrs? <FredG> wat <Bad> wat <how-hiGh> the appartments <how-hiGh> there is option to rent for a full day or just several hrs <Bad> what the fuck am I reading <Bad> you would rent an apartment just to have sex <Bad> get a cheap hotel room <how-hiGh> appartment = 1 room flat <how-hiGh> hotel rooms are more expensive <Bad> wtf is wrong with your country <FredG> lol <Bad> also I laughed at 5-6hrs <Bad> it's for sex <FredG> toilet is better <how-hiGh> appartment I mean 1 room, kitchen, toilet <Bad> rent for 5 minutes <FredG> no such thing as self respect loss or whatever <Bad> I agree with FredG actually <FredG> even the girls who seem innocnet as fuck or pure as you put it enjoy toilet fucks <FredG> or cars <how-hiGh> Bad I don't cum quickly <how-hiGh> I please my woman <Bad> implying all women like when it lasts <how-hiGh> implying all women wait for it to end ASAP? <Bad> all I gotta say <Bad> if you don't cum quickly either you didn't have sex many times in your life <Bad> either you have very poor partners <Bad> either you need to discover foreplay <FredG> lol toilet fuck > 1 minute <FredG> takes like 10 seconds <Bad> wtf 10 seconds FredG <Bad> world record for longest toilet fuck is at 2 seconds <Bad> you're lying <Bad> one time I lasted more than 1 second I was so proud <FredG> rofl <FredG> yeah that w/e <FredG> same thing <FredG> point is, it doesn't last a minute or an hour <how-hiGh> lol @ cumming fast <how-hiGh> just lol <how-hiGh> girl won't beg you for more <Bad> it depends on the girl, how-hiGh <Bad> some girls like long fucks <Bad> others get bored if it lasts too long <Bad> it's almost like every girl is different wow <Bad> who'd have thought <how-hiGh> how can she get bored if she gets numerous orgasms?!!
#394
<Raziel> I still want to know what the racist thing moop said was <Bad> dunno ask Garner <Bad> something about ding dong ching chong <gojira> Raziel: he asked if it was a national holiday in .nl on hitlers birthday <gojira> ...
#97
<Juno> WHERES LGD.INT <Juno> THEY #1 <haiku> lost to DK yesterday <haiku> fucking DK <Raziel> where's LGD.string <Raziel> and LGD.bool <haiku> hurrrr <haiku> raziel, basically LGD has 2 teams, lgd international and lgd china. they're currently playing in the g-league tournament, which is an asian tournament <Raziel> I know <haiku> IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU TAKE AN INTEREST IN DOTO <Laiz> RAZIEL STREAMING DOTO <Laiz> RAZIEL STREAMING DOTO <Laiz> RAZIEL STREAMING DOTO <Laiz> RAZIEL STREAMING DOTO <haiku> RAZIEL DOESNT HAVE DOTO <haiku> T_T <Raziel> that's right <Laiz> I got extra ones! <Raziel> I'm no dotafag <Raziel> don't want <haiku> sent! <Raziel> rofl <Raziel> not accepting! <haiku> MY LAST INVITE RAZIEL <haiku> I GAVE IT TO YOU <haiku> BECAUSE I'M NICE LIKE THAT <haiku> and want to encourage your newfound interest <Laiz> sent <Raziel> facepalm [ later that day ] <haiku> raziel wanna play dota? <Raziel> no <haiku> kay maybe later then <nonpc> fuck thi <nonpc> s <Laiz> Raziel wanna play doto? <haiku> he said later <Raziel> never! <haiku> yo raziel just keep in mind laiz can't stay very late <Laiz> yeah <haiku> neways, just let us know when you're ready