<moop> 10:03 <Bad> Tbh the saddest thing is he outlived Naypam. He really seemed to want to see tb die. For petty reasons.
<moop> haha thought about it too
<BFD|Slave> Garner: Let's talk about moop's masturbation habits. He looks at trannies and gay porn, then, once he's about to ejaculate, he grabs his balls tightly and says « no no no no, I'm not allowed to come, I'm heterosexual ». Once the deed is (not) done, he looks for some hetero porn and spends 2h trying to get himself to come, usually only managing it when there's one of those shots from behind where you are exposed to a man's scrot and ass as he does a girl. He then goes on internet forums and IRC channels to tell everyone he's just masturbated, to make himself feel better. They call him a faggot and a homo, but deep inside he knows he never came to gay porn or trannies, and that makes him strictly hetero. He's proud of it. He's the proudest little virgin on the face of the planet.
<Naypam> instead of ordering a pizza I cooked beetroot, kale and oven'd tatties -.-
<Naypam> what has my life come to
<Naypam> also haiku discovering my secret beers!
<Naypam> wtf
<Raziel> Why is lesbian porn so much better than gay porn? Srs
<kage> it's like
<kage> he opens up his webcam
<kage> i see him
<kage> i see his old gf
<kage> first thing i tell him
<kage> why the shit do you stay with her
<kage> i'd rather fuck you than your gf
<moop> i dont mean to offend u Bad
<moop> but are you michael
<Wan> HOLY SHIT
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<Wan> qdb is now dank af
<Raziel> ermergerd
<Raziel> https://i.redd.it/a1rzemotstd11.jpg me irl for real
<Bad> Opening up is real nice though
<Bad> You should try some time
<Bad> just gotta be the right people
<moop> reminds me of the time i realized i have a case of diarrhea 10 minutes into a 1h bus ride
<moop> wasn't fun
<Naypam> TvT
<Naypam> easy
<Raziel> no
<Naypam> yeah
<Naypam> I just dropped
<Naypam> won
<Naypam> actually was a zerg
<Naypam> still
<foxpc> Started chatting up with this one girl. She seems nice.
<foxpc> Gonna report when I have more info!
<Juno> what colour her underwear?
<foxpc> Juno, I hope, red!
<Juno> eww
<foxpc> wut.
<foxpc> red color is the best color!
<Pianoo> you on omegle again fox?