<nonpc> No, dude, I'm not that tech impaired ;)
<moop> fuck i hate eye checkups
<moop> they put these drops that make your shit wider
<Valacar> eye drops makes your shit wider?
<Valacar> i don't think you applying it correctly tbh
<Valacar> you are*
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<BadFurDay> god damn
<BadFurDay> I need anger management courses
<BadFurDay> there was a trio of little fucks in the bus who were talking about skiddy shit
<BadFurDay> gloating about how they were pissing off their teachers by giving their homework in password protected tar.gz
<BadFurDay> gloating about how they could crack the passes of their school's computers in 20 seconds
<BadFurDay> and making plans about how they'd best piss off their teachers next
<BadFurDay> of note: "tar.gz is like, the best troll, because you can like, only open it on linux"
<BadFurDay> I exploded at the little fucks and put them back in place
<BadFurDay> they looked all ruined and mad
<BadFurDay> but then people in the bus got even madder
<BadFurDay> and asked me to step out
<BadFurDay> had to walk home ffs
<Bad> the next person to type a line after this one is a MASSIVE tier 1 faggot who dreams of licking Raziel's arse
<moop> oh oof wrote everything in the address bar accidentalyl
<Bad> worst thing
<Bad> I can't blow my nose despite it being full
<Raziel> :-(
<Bad> because every time I start blowing my nose
<Bad> it sends Aurélie into a laughing fit
<Bad> which makes me laugh
<Bad> and throw snot everywhere
<Bad> apparently I sound like a clogged trumpet mixed with a fart
<Bad> she threatened to record me
<Bad> help
<BadFurDay> lovely: wellborg: I just realized israel and argentina have the same flag
<lovely> BadFurDay: get the fuck out
<BadFurDay> Fact bro, fact
<lovely> they both have 2 blue bands
<lovely> omg
<lovely> however
<wellborg> 1. no it's not
<lovely> israel is
<lovely> white blue white with star blue white
<lovely> argentina is
<lovely> blue white with cinco de mayo blue
<lovely> hey
<lovely> argentina is like #1 antisemitist
<wellborg> 2. fyi once in a point of time the zionists really considered to place israel in uganda
<wellborg> just fyi
<BadFurDay> http://i.imgur.com/724m9.jpg
<BadFurDay> TROLED
<BadFurDay> HARD
<Naypam> oh my g
<Naypam> BadFurDay master troll
<Naypam> got wellborg and lovely
<Naypam> 10/10
<ad13> just logged in to my email at work
<ad13> some guy has accidentally replied to his manager-level "Bottom performing employees" email
<ad13> and sent it to the all-employees internal mailing list
<cheebs> my original idea was to make him a stalker
<cheebs> but protoss units are hard
<cheebs> they either look like gay men or robots
<cheebs> but robots that are hard to make out of cheap clay
<Bad> Flat boobed girl should get breast enlargements or get killed
<Bad> For real
<Bad> Wtf man
<fabe> very odd my gf wants to watch champions league and knows all the teams/players
<fabe> that was unexpected
<dux0r> you have a gf?
<dux0r> that is very odd indeed