<happy0> some day i shall make my way into the bash.. some day
<Garner> You're not too much on the bash because you're not a retard
<Bad> happy0: I heard the first note of In Fiction and it gave me a boner. On the street. Not exaggerating or joking.
<Juno> Sometimes when I'm watching live streams, I hold my mouse cursor over the streamer's cursor and pretend we are holding hands.
<how-hiGh> Bad when you'll choose girl to impregnate. Before doing that invite her dad to sauna and check his dick size. If he got a small penis you wouldnt want to spread bad genes, right
<how-hiGh> think several moves ahead like Raziel does in chess
<FredG> I'm like a pig at work
<FredG> with crisps chocolate and coca cola
<moop> in before fat
<moop> FredG: is everything free tho?
<FredG> yes
<Raziel> that's disgusting FredG
<Raziel> get free water and fruit instead
<FredG> no such thing Raziel
<FredG> besides im 1kg
<FredG> why should I care
<Raziel> then ask for it!
<Raziel> you should care because sugary food is bad for your focus and concentration long term
<FredG> oh
<FredG> ok ill call it
<FredG> or whatever
<FredG> dunno anyone except them
<Raziel> rofl
[ the next day ... ]
<FredG> are you assassin
<FredG> symaskin
<Raziel> SYMASKIN
<FredG> symaskinen
<FredG> FUXK
<FredG> sysadmin
<Raziel> FredG are you a symaskin?
<FredG> no
<FredG> I call IT för that
<FredG> even called for fruits...
<FredG> he was mad
<Raziel> rofl
<Raziel> I didn't think you were serious
<Raziel> hahaha
<FredG> :D
<Raziel> actually lol'd
<moop> FredG: how did that talk even go?
<moop> "hello IT i need fruits"
<FredG> no
<moop> "hi, i have a problem. there are no fruits"
<FredG> he said hi that's Adrian from IT, how can I help you fred
<FredG> I said where do I find fruits
<FredG> he said just go to the 2nd floor in the canteen
<FredG> then was like
<FredG> IS THAT ALL
<FredG> I said yes, he hung up
<FredG> was mad
<Bad> Raziel: How many holes inside a vagina?
<Bad> Serious
<Bad> srs
* Raziel thinks
<Garner> 3
<Garner> unless is 2d
<Raziel> you know
<Raziel> java were way ahead of their time with JARs
<Raziel> they're basically containers!
<nonpc> I like how phones have anuses where you insert a cable
<moop> fuck i hate eye checkups
<moop> they put these drops that make your shit wider
<Valacar> eye drops makes your shit wider?
<Valacar> i don't think you applying it correctly tbh
<Valacar> you are*
<how-hiGh> tfw no appartments to smash a girl
<how-hiGh> Bad what to do
<Bad> car
<how-hiGh> no car
<Bad> club toilet
<Bad> hotel room
<how-hiGh> well club toilet is overly slutty thing, isn't it?!
<Bad> or just get an apartment
<how-hiGh> girl with self respect won't do it in toilet
<FredG> any girl would
<how-hiGh> fuaaaark short on money, but gonna rent it
<Bad> can confirm what FredG says
<Bad> for some reason, movies and stuff teach us that men are sex obsessed and women are pure or whatever
<Bad> but women also like sex you know
<Bad> and if they can't have it in an apartment they'll have it in a toilet
<Bad> they're just as desperate for it as we are
<FredG> ^
<how-hiGh> I don't want to do it in toiler, cuz I'll lose respect for her after it
<Bad> rofl
<Bad> you really have massive personal problems with women and purity
<how-hiGh> I do
<Bad> bro
<Bad> I currently can not bring back women to my flat
<Bad> I split with my ex in march, and she's moving out next week
<Bad> so I know your problem with no apartment to smash a girl
<Bad> I gave you answers
<Bad> car, toilet, hotel
<Bad> they all work and don't make it feel like the girl is worse or like you are shit
<Bad> there are no other good answers
<Bad> you'll have to live with it
<how-hiGh> my fav sex positions are horizontal
<Bad> when you don't have a flat to smash in, you can't be picky
<Bad> hotel room solves that problem though
<how-hiGh> yeah but needs money investment
<Bad> then you live the life everyone in the world lives between about 13 and 25 years old
<Bad> and you do it in a toilet
<Bad> having a place to have sex is the main reason why I got myself my own flat super early tbh
<how-hiGh> well gonna rent appartment I think
<Bad> Having your own place is only good things, not a single negative
<Bad> Worth the money and time you invest in it
<how-hiGh> should I rent for 24 hrs or just like 5-6 hrs?
<FredG> wat
<Bad> wat
<how-hiGh> the appartments
<how-hiGh> there is option to rent for a full day or just several hrs
<Bad> what the fuck am I reading
<Bad> you would rent an apartment just to have sex
<Bad> get a cheap hotel room
<how-hiGh> appartment = 1 room flat
<how-hiGh> hotel rooms are more expensive
<Bad> wtf is wrong with your country
<FredG> lol
<Bad> also I laughed at 5-6hrs
<Bad> it's for sex
<FredG> toilet is better
<how-hiGh> appartment I mean 1 room, kitchen, toilet
<Bad> rent for 5 minutes
<FredG> no such thing as self respect loss or whatever
<Bad> I agree with FredG actually
<FredG> even the girls who seem innocnet as fuck or pure as you put it enjoy toilet fucks
<FredG> or cars
<how-hiGh> Bad I don't cum quickly
<how-hiGh> I please my woman
<Bad> implying all women like when it lasts
<how-hiGh> implying all women wait for it to end ASAP?
<Bad> all I gotta say
<Bad> if you don't cum quickly either you didn't have sex many times in your life
<Bad> either you have very poor partners
<Bad> either you need to discover foreplay
<FredG> lol toilet fuck > 1 minute
<FredG> takes like 10 seconds
<Bad> wtf 10 seconds FredG
<Bad> world record for longest toilet fuck is at 2 seconds
<Bad> you're lying
<Bad> one time I lasted more than 1 second I was so proud
<FredG> rofl
<FredG> yeah that w/e
<FredG> same thing
<FredG> point is, it doesn't last a minute or an hour
<how-hiGh> lol @ cumming fast
<how-hiGh> just lol
<how-hiGh> girl won't beg you for more
<Bad> it depends on the girl, how-hiGh
<Bad> some girls like long fucks
<Bad> others get bored if it lasts too long
<Bad> it's almost like every girl is different wow
<Bad> who'd have thought
<how-hiGh> how can she get bored if she gets numerous orgasms?!!