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#759
<ad13> went an adventure, got carried away <ad13> scottish border towns are beautiful <ad13> also my bum hurts
#536
<__bot__> New quote approved! https://qdb.lutro.me/535 <gar> the key point of this quote <gar> is i didn't specify who will grab your dick <gar> merely said someone will <gar> and i guarantee it <gar> :-) <gar> can be guy, girl, police, ambulance, psychiatric ward <gar> :----) <gar> wtf ward grabbing your dick <gar> a psychiatric ward grabbing your dick <gar> i am dying
#43
<Naypam> have had multiple relationships of VARYING degrees of severity! <Naypam> virgin deaths, 2 year relationship, gay <Naypam> EVERYTHING <Naypam> I HAVE DONE EVERYTHING <Naypam> and only 22 <BadFurDay> gay <BadFurDay> wat <Naypam> I done a bit of gay
#598
<how-high> gf caught wet napkins near my bed and it was a huge scandal <how-high> srs
#301
<how-hiGh> Bad when you'll choose girl to impregnate. Before doing that invite her dad to sauna and check his dick size. If he got a small penis you wouldnt want to spread bad genes, right <how-hiGh> think several moves ahead like Raziel does in chess
#558
<garne> Work time <garne> Wait fuck <garne> Home time <garne> Fuck work
#268
<Naypam> I just got naked <Naypam> and <Naypam> then tried to put my keys in my pocket <Naypam> dropped them on the floor <Naypam> :(
#261
<Garner> shit builds = <Garner> warp poem <Garner> prism* <Garner> into dt'a <Garner> on main <Garner> zealots on bar <Garner> mat <Garner> nay <Garner> nat*
#181
<Naypam> pretty sure you can? I think BBC Radio is free worldwide <lovely> We don't pay our tv costs Naypam. <lovely> So they might send inspectors after us. <Naypam> haha, the BBC? <BadFurDay> rofl BBC inspectors <BadFurDay> They would be all like « you wot m8 » <lovely> YOU WOT M8 <lovely> NAE LICENSE!? <lovely> AGAINST THE WALL <BadFurDay> Exactly how I picture it <lovely> With their top hats. <lovely> And bobby uniforms. <lovely> And they'll haul a red phone booth with them. <lovely> And ride a double decker bus. <Naypam> omfg it's not like that at all <Naypam> they write you a letter <BadFurDay> yes Naypam, that's the first step <Naypam> then apparently come and check and say "let us in" <Naypam> and you say "no" <BadFurDay> a letter handwritten by the queen <Naypam> and then they can't come back <Naypam> because they have no actual authority <BadFurDay> then the double deck bus arrives <BadFurDay> with the guards <BadFurDay> and their marge simpson hats <lovely> only the guards cant move BadFurDay <lovely> so they just stand there <lovely> in silence <Naypam> omg <Naypam> not even like that <Naypam> wtf <BadFurDay> wow Naypam are you even british? <BadFurDay> scotland is part of queen's land <lovely> while they eat a "pie" <BadFurDay> Hopefully under an umbrella <lovely> MY DEAR OLD CHAP, NAE LICENSE!? <lovely> BRING IN THE GUARDS! <lovely> And they just stand there.
#246
* Naypalm changed the topic of #redditeu to: RUINED <Bad> OMG <Bad> IEÉPOTMÉ2QOLÉV7Z2897P2vptui * Bad has left #redditeu