<garner> im dating the worst bread
<lively> i like ball licking
<how-hiGh> Bad
<how-hiGh> if there was no such thing as SEX, would you even speak to women?
<Raziel> Lol
<Bad> how-hiGh: why the fuck would I speak to a woman if I'm not trying to touch her boobs
<Raziel> This is such a stupid hypothetical question
<Bad> Nah more seriously, my closest friends are like 50% men 50% women
<Bad> And the good women friends I don't have or try to have sex with :)
<how-hiGh> most of women are not funny
<how-hiGh> or smart
<Raziel> If there was no such thing as sex humanity would not exist
<Bad> Most of men are not funny or smart either tbh
<how-hiGh> Raziel do not overthink it
<Raziel> Same applies to men
<Raziel> LOL
<how-hiGh> am I smarter/funnier than average woman? srs
<Bad> Bro how-hiGh, if there was no such thing as SEX, Raziel's life would be exactly the same, he's not overthinking it
<nonpc> Raziel is like the parent here. Everyone is a child, testing Raziel's limits. Raziel will always lose. He can't ban kids because he will be left alone.
<Raziel> fuck
<Raziel> burnt the bread
<Raziel> :(
<moop> git commit -m "learned to cook stuff :D"
<Raziel> git reset --hard HEAD^
<Raziel> if only you could do that on bread
<Naypam> funny story related to penises
<Naypam> took off my watch and masturbated at like 8am this morning
<Naypam> fell asleep
<Naypam> slept on my watch
<Naypam> woke up with watch mark on my bum
<Naypam> true story
<Bad> tfw I keep watching this harry potter x-men shit because I'm actually interested in the plot now
<moop> rofl
<Bad> tfw I keep watching this harry potter x-men shit because I'm actually interested in the plot now
<Bad> tfw I keep watching this harry potter x-men shit because I'm actually interested in the plot now
<Bad> ok maybe not roll elbow on keyboard
<Bad> omg it's a sign
<Bad> Phone call by a woman I want to get it on with
<Bad> Confirm we can see tomorrow
<Bad> I hang up my phone
<Bad> Battery says 69%
<Bad> IT'S A SIGN
<Garner> ...
<Raziel> ...
<Garner> #redditeu
<BadFurDay> lovely: wellborg: I just realized israel and argentina have the same flag
<lovely> BadFurDay: get the fuck out
<BadFurDay> Fact bro, fact
<lovely> they both have 2 blue bands
<lovely> omg
<lovely> however
<wellborg> 1. no it's not
<lovely> israel is
<lovely> white blue white with star blue white
<lovely> argentina is
<lovely> blue white with cinco de mayo blue
<lovely> hey
<lovely> argentina is like #1 antisemitist
<wellborg> 2. fyi once in a point of time the zionists really considered to place israel in uganda
<wellborg> just fyi
<BadFurDay> http://i.imgur.com/724m9.jpg
<BadFurDay> TROLED
<BadFurDay> HARD
<Naypam> oh my g
<Naypam> BadFurDay master troll
<Naypam> got wellborg and lovely
<Naypam> 10/10
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<BadFurDay> god damn
<BadFurDay> I need anger management courses
<BadFurDay> there was a trio of little fucks in the bus who were talking about skiddy shit
<BadFurDay> gloating about how they were pissing off their teachers by giving their homework in password protected tar.gz
<BadFurDay> gloating about how they could crack the passes of their school's computers in 20 seconds
<BadFurDay> and making plans about how they'd best piss off their teachers next
<BadFurDay> of note: "tar.gz is like, the best troll, because you can like, only open it on linux"
<BadFurDay> I exploded at the little fucks and put them back in place
<BadFurDay> they looked all ruined and mad
<BadFurDay> but then people in the bus got even madder
<BadFurDay> and asked me to step out
<BadFurDay> had to walk home ffs