QDB

#185
<kage> but you know <kage> it was fun being able to easily unzip during class <kage> and showing people my junk <kage> it's true <kage> i'm like calling people half way across the class <kage> and showing them my junk <kage> and laughing like a maniac <BFD|Slave> rofl <kage> worst was when you were noticed by the professor <kage> and <kage> you needed to stand up <kage> unzipped <kage> or you could zip <kage> but he'd notice
#116
<happy0> some day i shall make my way into the bash.. some day <Garner> You're not too much on the bash because you're not a retard
#124
<nonpc> before Nirvana went sellout mode
#406
<Naypam> damn my life has improved so much since configuring dnsmasq
#813
<Raziel> I never really thought about it but I guess young me did start to think about determinism and utilitarianism and crap mostly because of the matrix sequels
#848
<moop> is no nut november an actual thing <moop> wtf <Raziel> yeah moop wanna join in? <moop> lol no <Raziel> loser <Bad> yo guys <Bad> joke <Bad> ionut november <Bad> remember when kage was nofap, this joke has like 2 layers <Raziel> mild heh <Bad> ionut ionut <Bad> yes fappa <Bad> touching your dick <Bad> no fappa <Bad> doing nofap november <Bad> yes fappa <Bad> I will rape you <Bad> ha ha ha <Bad> this is why I'm not allowed to be near kids or memes btw
#438
<Bad> Someone tell me why the fuck my fucking left arm is growing so much bigger than my right <Bad> I do more right arm exercises every day <Bad> I masturbate with my right hand, just to inbe4
#506
<Naypam> instead of ordering a pizza I cooked beetroot, kale and oven'd tatties -.- <Naypam> what has my life come to <Naypam> also haiku discovering my secret beers! <Naypam> wtf
#847
<fredosan> penis size matters <fredosan> sorry <Phixion> im fine <Phixion> I measured <fredosan> at work? <fredosan> nice <Phixion> pro of being alone in the office <fredosan> no cctv? <Phixion> nope <fredosan> nice <Phixion> would break ashitton of laws iirc <Phixion> having cctv that is <fredosan> ;-) <Phixion> dick out is fine <fredosan> they won’t see <fredosan> it’s ok
#366
<__bot__> [anlutro/qdb] New commit to master by anlutro: add some very basic antispam - https://github.com/anlutro/qdb/commit/3bf54fc22b <FredG> autismpam? <FredG> ah nvm <FredG> read that wrong