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#494
<moop> so Bad why don't french have a word for enterpreneur <Bad> We don't have such a thing because we are not as good as americans <Bad> We can't create only imitate <moop> like that matrix quote, "imitate this" <moop> or something <Bad> yeah <Bad> you can each take one pill, be it the blue one you will experience reality, be it the green one you will go into space <Bad> my favorite part of the matrix <moop> don't you go into 420valhalla if you toke the green pill tho <Bad> no that's after the scene where Morphoses fucks Leia but she's his aunt (...one hour later) <ad13> wtf <ad13> isn't it red pill
#761
<gojira> ok so <gojira> want to know how retarded i am? <Bad> Oh nice, you're alive <gojira> i've never failed this hard in my life <gojira> yea <gojira> my operation is the 18th <gojira> not the 16th <gojira> ...... <Raziel> LOL <Bad> lmao <Bad> good one <gojira> they had to prescribe me extra meds <gojira> because i had already taken them all <gojira> and not eaten for 24 hours <gojira> etc <gojira> MOTHERFUCKER
#184
<kage> i tried going commando for a while in highschool <kage> but my balls got too sweaty <kage> too often <BFD|Slave> :( <kage> :(
#18
<Naypam> I was so desperate I masturbated to gay porn <Naypam> and it wasn't even that bad <Naypam> might do it again
#513
<Wan> HOLY SHIT <Wan> Showing #1-50 out of 420 quotes <Wan> qdb is now dank af <Raziel> ermergerd
#549
<Juno> what is jew pick up line? <garne> hey gurl you israelly hot <moop> 'ay girl you look smokin'
#112
<nonpc> guys, wait <nonpc> maybe a decent release of the new twilight is out <nonpc> ah yeeee
#9
<Raziel> sc2ranks also says he's gm 2v2 <Raziel> which isn't possible <BadFurDay> it is <BadFurDay> desrow so fat he counts as two players when soloing
#295
<how-hiGh> hello guys <Q> [how-hiGh] has earned the achievement [Self Obsessed]! <Bad> what <Bad> the <Bad> fuck
#174
<Raziel> [20:40] <ad13> who is the fuck is <Raziel> try again with correct grammar! <Raziel> god damn british people can't do anything right <ad13> what. there's nothing wrong with that. <ad13> OH LOL.