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#536
<__bot__> New quote approved! https://qdb.lutro.me/535 <gar> the key point of this quote <gar> is i didn't specify who will grab your dick <gar> merely said someone will <gar> and i guarantee it <gar> :-) <gar> can be guy, girl, police, ambulance, psychiatric ward <gar> :----) <gar> wtf ward grabbing your dick <gar> a psychiatric ward grabbing your dick <gar> i am dying
#806
<moop> i started playing that shit katnip game but then i remembered something important <moop> i'm in the middle of a movie <Bad> jesus christ moop <moop> wait nvm first 15 min <moop> Bad: i've been stuck on the same timestamp on the last the hobbit movie <moop> for, like, a month now <moop> if not more
#613
<Bad> It took 13 years <Bad> 13 years <gojira> wtf is IM <Bad> For people to realize fervor does nothing in aoe2 <Raziel> wtf is fervor <Bad> monk +15% move speed <Bad> It did nothing at all <Bad> And nobody noticed <moop> tbh <moop> 15% is not that much <Bad> It's huge lol <gojira> its enough to see <moop> it's like 5% with some 10% <moop> +-10% <Bad> 10% move speed for infantry is a game changer <Bad> So 15% on monks is huge <gojira> like human eyes can detect a 10% change <gojira> sorry <gojira> human perception <gojira> you can't detect changes smaller than 10% though <Raziel> 10% on infantry is noticeable because your infantry can chase down enemy retreating infantry suddenly <Raziel> monks is way more subtle <Bad> Still hilarious that it took 13 years to detect <Raziel> yeah <gojira> 'detect' <gojira> one dude in the comments on some subforum <gojira> 'hey guys i checked its not true' <moop> tbh i knew it all along <moop> i just didn't want to say anything <moop> didn't want to be called a fag <Bad> moop: fag
#90
<Naypalm> used my ex gf's dildo too <BFD|Slave> Why would you dildo your ass Naypalm <BFD|Slave> Why <Naypalm> wondered what it was like <Naypalm> it was all pink and squishy <BFD|Slave> And what was it like? <Naypalm> pretty shit
#141
<nonpc> BadFurDay, how's coding going <BadFurDay> Good ! <nonpc> What are you coding bro? <Garner> A penis in 3d <BadFurDay> nonpc: A penis in 3d <BadFurDay> Actually, doing something silly for my website on april 1st <BadFurDay> A rain of spinning dicks <Garner> Wow <BadFurDay> They fall down slowly like snowflakes, funny shit <BadFurDay> I am so not 12 years old <Garner> Hard to code though, must be sure semen doesn't leak <BadFurDay> :D <BadFurDay> Super easy to code, won't leak <BadFurDay> You just add a dickplug() <BadFurDay> And an urethratampon()
#758
<Bad> Oh. http://start-irc-bullying.eu/ [nsfw] <Bad> Well. <Raziel> ROFL <Bad> That certainly is a website. <Bad> sup Raziel <Bad> translate ty <moop> ty = thank you
#694
<ad13> tomorrow i test drive a tesla model s <ad13> :o <moop> why, they need a dummy? <moop> ayyy <moop> you walked right into that ⇐ ad13 quit: Leaving
#357
<FredG> fuck sake <FredG> i was typing a message to someone and meant to say, you didn't have breakfast right? <FredG> I said you didn't have sex right <FredG> wasn't a typo <FredG> I was thinking of redditeu
#16
<Naypam> awwwwwwwwwww what the fuck my boss <Naypam> inb4 "raziel" <BFD|Slave> "raziel" <Raziel> wat <Naypam> my teeth feel really clean <Naypam> interesting
#9
<Raziel> sc2ranks also says he's gm 2v2 <Raziel> which isn't possible <BadFurDay> it is <BadFurDay> desrow so fat he counts as two players when soloing