<moop> so weird having a boner during a sad emotional scene in a tvshow 🤔
<dux0r> Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
<dux0r> because the P is silent
<dux0r> What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
<dux0r> wipes his ass
<how-high> gf caught wet napkins near my bed and it was a huge scandal
<how-high> srs
<nonpc> BadFurDay, how's coding going
<BadFurDay> Good !
<nonpc> What are you coding bro?
<Garner> A penis in 3d
<BadFurDay> nonpc: A penis in 3d
<BadFurDay> Actually, doing something silly for my website on april 1st
<BadFurDay> A rain of spinning dicks
<Garner> Wow
<BadFurDay> They fall down slowly like snowflakes, funny shit
<BadFurDay> I am so not 12 years old
<Garner> Hard to code though, must be sure semen doesn't leak
<BadFurDay> :D
<BadFurDay> Super easy to code, won't leak
<BadFurDay> You just add a dickplug()
<BadFurDay> And an urethratampon()
<Bad> I was doing all this sports shit right
<Bad> Rollerblading used to be seen as not gay back in the day so there were always groupie-ish girls
<Bad> And this one once told me my parents are gone tonight I'll be bored wanna come over :)))))
<Bad> I said no I have to practice for next week's race and I'll need sleep
<Bad> Took me like 5 years to have a random flashback memory to this scene
<Bad> That made me cringe so hard I had to stop walking and start talking out loud to myself
<Bad> I think everyone who's been social in their teens went through such an experience
<Bad> With or without remembering it
<Raziel> thank god I wasn't social
[sometime later]
<Raziel> https://www.twitch.tv/shadder2k placements about to happen
<Raziel> this was massively entertainign last time he did it
<moop> eh i'll watch
<Raziel> wanna mumble while we watch moop?
<moop> Raziel: nah but ty
<gojira> Bad: ^
<gojira> moop just didnt realized )
<moop> imagine gay porn but with burritos instead of dicks
<Raziel> erm
<moop> ikr
<moop> what was i thinking sharing that
<moop> in my defense i was browsing /r/gay_irl
<Raziel> as you do
<Valacar> why tho
<moop> i was in the bathroom
<fabe> very odd my gf wants to watch champions league and knows all the teams/players
<fabe> that was unexpected
<dux0r> you have a gf?
<dux0r> that is very odd indeed
<Raziel> Bad will accept anyone who looks up to him as a friend, and how-hiGh will look up to anyone who claims to have a lot of sex with women
<Raziel> mad
<Raziel> I've lost my sunglasses
<rian> you seem to lose a lot of things when you drink
<rian> gloves, sunglasses
<rian> what else?
<Valacar> decency
<kage> i'd honestly just have a rib removed so i could suck my own cock, if my hands stopped working