<ad13> get on tinder
<ad13> ehh... mumble
<zid> Like, I'd rather have a lion bar than sex, most of the time
<how-hiGh> tfw no appartments to smash a girl
<how-hiGh> Bad what to do
<Bad> car
<how-hiGh> no car
<Bad> club toilet
<Bad> hotel room
<how-hiGh> well club toilet is overly slutty thing, isn't it?!
<Bad> or just get an apartment
<how-hiGh> girl with self respect won't do it in toilet
<FredG> any girl would
<how-hiGh> fuaaaark short on money, but gonna rent it
<Bad> can confirm what FredG says
<Bad> for some reason, movies and stuff teach us that men are sex obsessed and women are pure or whatever
<Bad> but women also like sex you know
<Bad> and if they can't have it in an apartment they'll have it in a toilet
<Bad> they're just as desperate for it as we are
<FredG> ^
<how-hiGh> I don't want to do it in toiler, cuz I'll lose respect for her after it
<Bad> rofl
<Bad> you really have massive personal problems with women and purity
<how-hiGh> I do
<Bad> bro
<Bad> I currently can not bring back women to my flat
<Bad> I split with my ex in march, and she's moving out next week
<Bad> so I know your problem with no apartment to smash a girl
<Bad> I gave you answers
<Bad> car, toilet, hotel
<Bad> they all work and don't make it feel like the girl is worse or like you are shit
<Bad> there are no other good answers
<Bad> you'll have to live with it
<how-hiGh> my fav sex positions are horizontal
<Bad> when you don't have a flat to smash in, you can't be picky
<Bad> hotel room solves that problem though
<how-hiGh> yeah but needs money investment
<Bad> then you live the life everyone in the world lives between about 13 and 25 years old
<Bad> and you do it in a toilet
<Bad> having a place to have sex is the main reason why I got myself my own flat super early tbh
<how-hiGh> well gonna rent appartment I think
<Bad> Having your own place is only good things, not a single negative
<Bad> Worth the money and time you invest in it
<how-hiGh> should I rent for 24 hrs or just like 5-6 hrs?
<FredG> wat
<Bad> wat
<how-hiGh> the appartments
<how-hiGh> there is option to rent for a full day or just several hrs
<Bad> what the fuck am I reading
<Bad> you would rent an apartment just to have sex
<Bad> get a cheap hotel room
<how-hiGh> appartment = 1 room flat
<how-hiGh> hotel rooms are more expensive
<Bad> wtf is wrong with your country
<FredG> lol
<Bad> also I laughed at 5-6hrs
<Bad> it's for sex
<FredG> toilet is better
<how-hiGh> appartment I mean 1 room, kitchen, toilet
<Bad> rent for 5 minutes
<FredG> no such thing as self respect loss or whatever
<Bad> I agree with FredG actually
<FredG> even the girls who seem innocnet as fuck or pure as you put it enjoy toilet fucks
<FredG> or cars
<how-hiGh> Bad I don't cum quickly
<how-hiGh> I please my woman
<Bad> implying all women like when it lasts
<how-hiGh> implying all women wait for it to end ASAP?
<Bad> all I gotta say
<Bad> if you don't cum quickly either you didn't have sex many times in your life
<Bad> either you have very poor partners
<Bad> either you need to discover foreplay
<FredG> lol toilet fuck > 1 minute
<FredG> takes like 10 seconds
<Bad> wtf 10 seconds FredG
<Bad> world record for longest toilet fuck is at 2 seconds
<Bad> you're lying
<Bad> one time I lasted more than 1 second I was so proud
<FredG> rofl
<FredG> yeah that w/e
<FredG> same thing
<FredG> point is, it doesn't last a minute or an hour
<how-hiGh> lol @ cumming fast
<how-hiGh> just lol
<how-hiGh> girl won't beg you for more
<Bad> it depends on the girl, how-hiGh
<Bad> some girls like long fucks
<Bad> others get bored if it lasts too long
<Bad> it's almost like every girl is different wow
<Bad> who'd have thought
<how-hiGh> how can she get bored if she gets numerous orgasms?!!
<dux0r> Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
<dux0r> because the P is silent
<dux0r> What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
<dux0r> wipes his ass
<Naypam> I can see myself in romania
<Naypam> casually walking home from DH
<Naypam> to the hotel near kage's
<Naypam> and masturbating as I walk
<Naypam> kage going NO
<Naypam> NO
<Naypam> NO NAY NO
<Naypam> and slapping my dick
<Naypam> until it goes soft
<Naypam> and falls off
<Steele> whats up?
<Steele> i would like to take this moment to thank Bad
<Steele> without whom i would never have realised how minor a form of autism i really had
<+how-hiGh> The sun will set at 5:45 PM.
<+how-hiGh> https://goo.gl/search/What+time+does+the+sun+set
<__bot__> https://goo.gl/search/What => https://www.google.com/search?q=What
<FredG> actually I was creeped out when I was told my dick is big for my size
<FredG> wasn't even a girl, just a guy keeping in while I was having a piss
<FredG> was legit scared for my life
<Raziel> There's a stop show going on right now
<Raziel> I don't even
<Bad> Raziel: fuck is a stop sow
<Raziel> Strip
<Bad> show
<Bad> Ah
<Bad> Uh
<Bad> Interesting company you work for
<Bad> wtf
<garne> lol
<garne> strip show with colleagues
<garne> team building
<moop> why is Raziel ircing during a strip show
<garne> moop: seeing naked ladies for the first few times can be awkward
<moop> Raziel: how many women do you have at work?
<Bad> moop: lmao I didn't even think about this aspect
<garne> also he didn't say whether it's a male strip show or female
<Bad> imagine how awkward it must be
<Bad> Being a female in a company that does strip club
<moop> because srs made me think of that google diversity memo
<Bad> moop: Can't have strip club team building if you have diversity quotas and non sexist HR
<Bad> The guy has a point
<Bad> Legit point
<moop> ikr
<moop> he was fired for our sins
<Raziel> There were two, one of each gender
<garne> lol what
<Raziel> No sexism here
<Bad> But then I'm not one to allow a finger
<Intee> Normally the same.
<Intee> Don't knock it till you've tried it Bad
<Intee> But honestly, don't try it.
<Intee> It's horrid