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#120
<Naypam> inb4 raziel floating cars <Naypam> been practicing on keys for years <Naypam> can now float keys <Naypam> cars* <BadFurDay> what am I reading <BadFurDay> Naypam you are drunk <Naypam> Raziel | I have this weird thing where my hand floats one key to the right <Naypam> wtf does that even bean BadFurDay <BadFurDay> bean <Naypam> explain it to me
#106
<Naypam> #reddit.dota2 pick your 5 best <Naypam> we'll fuck you <Trell> rofl <aL|Samo> I'll 1v5 you mothafuckas <dux0r> thats what your mom said
#465
<Naypam> tempted to put my exposed bellend in this cold san pelegrino to see if it feels nice <Naypam> 🤔
#228
<Naypam> afk Garner 10/10 <Garner> sup <Naypam> > says pp <Garner> yeah was with postman <Naypam> > doesn't pause <Naypam> > I pause for Garner <Naypam> > says back <Naypam> > unpauses <Naypam> > goes afk
#84
<zid> money, in norway, much like salmon, just leaps out at you and lands in your boat
#62
<ad13> lovely: the blackouts are because japan shat itself at fukushima, and turned ALL nuclear power off <ad13> it's not coming back on. <Naypam> there's a black out? <Naypam> nigger! run!
#531
<moop> i'd fuck Bad <gojira> you'd fuck anything with a hole and a heartbeat and the second part is optional <moop> that's what i said <Raziel> My hand has a heart beat <gojira> is this Raziel suggesting moop can fuck his hand? <Bad> Raziel: please elaborate on your odd as fuck phrase <gojira> yea <gojira> wtf
#172
<Naypam> got my blue snowball detected by linux <Naypam> by dropping it on the floor
#560
<Naypam> oh god <Naypam> can't remember where it was <Naypam> I was leaving someone's flat <Naypam> sprayed my underarms with shoe polish <Naypam> was absolute pain like wtf is in that god damn
#85
< dux0r> the fuck is wrong with you people wat