<moop> Raziel: you removed [editor's note: raziel identifies as male] :(
<Raziel> I identify as a white cis male
<Raziel> not just a male
<Raziel> get your pronouns right
<moop> pls you identify as an emotionless python script
<Raziel> please python is filled with emotion
<Valacar> do we really need to hear Raziel's masturbation stories 0o
<nonpc> shit
<nonpc> I need to take a bath
<nonpc> in 8 mintues
<nonpc> fuck fuck fuck
<Naypam> :o
<Raziel> shower instead
<Raziel> problem fixed
<nonpc> Raziel, naw
<nonpc> my fingernails are very dirty
<nonpc> I need very warm water to put them in
<nonpc> :|
<Raziel> rofl
<BadFurDay> this is
<BadFurDay> the worst excuse ever
<nonpc> no, seriously
<nonpc> I couldnt wash them
<nonpc> fucking bicycle
<BFD|Slave> I value my heterosexuality too much
<BFD|Slave> to drink fruit beer
<Naypam> I have more sperm than you BFD|Slave
<zid> in your mouth
<Naypam> I wish
<zid> wut
<zid> as in, "wut a faggot"
<Naypam> I occasionally eat my own sperm
<zid> I did it once
<zid> it was a bad idea
<zid> It had a poor texture
<Naypam> yeah the texture is pretty bad
<Naypam> doesn't taste bad though
<Naypam> funny after taste too
<Naypam> but it saves wiping it with a sock or something
<zid> I use discarded crisp packets / coke cans when I am being lazy
<Naypam> yeah that's fine
<Naypam> usually just use disgarded underwear these days!
<Naypam> used to just wipe with my bed sheet
<zid> not a box?
<Naypam> but if girls stay over I'd rather them not sleep in ancient cum stains
<Naypam> well I wouldn't mind
<Naypam> but they might
<lovely> wat
<Raziel> no need to refactor __bot__ or qdb luckily
<Raziel> it's already perfect.
<wellborg> i like big cocks and i cannot lie
<wellborg> butts
<wellborg> i mean butts
<Valacar> i've even driven professionally
<moop> Valacar: the fuck is 'driven professionally'
<Bad> moop: he has drive in his work
<Bad> drives him to succeed
<moop> like my part time work in JIDF
<Valacar> i have worked as a lorry driver for 8ish months plus few summers
<moop> Valacar: do they realize how awful the word 'bish' sounds?
<Valacar> wat?
<ad13> lel
<ad13> moop saw 8ish and read bish
<moop> i dont mean to offend u Bad
<moop> but are you michael
<nonpc> BadFurDay, how's coding going
<BadFurDay> Good !
<nonpc> What are you coding bro?
<Garner> A penis in 3d
<BadFurDay> nonpc: A penis in 3d
<BadFurDay> Actually, doing something silly for my website on april 1st
<BadFurDay> A rain of spinning dicks
<Garner> Wow
<BadFurDay> They fall down slowly like snowflakes, funny shit
<BadFurDay> I am so not 12 years old
<Garner> Hard to code though, must be sure semen doesn't leak
<BadFurDay> :D
<BadFurDay> Super easy to code, won't leak
<BadFurDay> You just add a dickplug()
<BadFurDay> And an urethratampon()
<moop> so weird having a boner during a sad emotional scene in a tvshow 🤔