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#143
<happy0> inb4 penis joke <BadFurDay> penis joke <happy0> hahah. every time
#181
<Naypam> pretty sure you can? I think BBC Radio is free worldwide <lovely> We don't pay our tv costs Naypam. <lovely> So they might send inspectors after us. <Naypam> haha, the BBC? <BadFurDay> rofl BBC inspectors <BadFurDay> They would be all like « you wot m8 » <lovely> YOU WOT M8 <lovely> NAE LICENSE!? <lovely> AGAINST THE WALL <BadFurDay> Exactly how I picture it <lovely> With their top hats. <lovely> And bobby uniforms. <lovely> And they'll haul a red phone booth with them. <lovely> And ride a double decker bus. <Naypam> omfg it's not like that at all <Naypam> they write you a letter <BadFurDay> yes Naypam, that's the first step <Naypam> then apparently come and check and say "let us in" <Naypam> and you say "no" <BadFurDay> a letter handwritten by the queen <Naypam> and then they can't come back <Naypam> because they have no actual authority <BadFurDay> then the double deck bus arrives <BadFurDay> with the guards <BadFurDay> and their marge simpson hats <lovely> only the guards cant move BadFurDay <lovely> so they just stand there <lovely> in silence <Naypam> omg <Naypam> not even like that <Naypam> wtf <BadFurDay> wow Naypam are you even british? <BadFurDay> scotland is part of queen's land <lovely> while they eat a "pie" <BadFurDay> Hopefully under an umbrella <lovely> MY DEAR OLD CHAP, NAE LICENSE!? <lovely> BRING IN THE GUARDS! <lovely> And they just stand there.
#260
<Naypam> fuck you python 3.4 <Naypam> fuck <Naypam> you <Naypam> worst shit of all time <Raziel> sucking at programming again are we? <Naypam> wait nvm <Naypam> python 3.4 > all <Naypam> just forgot to source bin/activate <Naypam> NOTHING TO SEE HERE
#251
<Gana> someone used to lick my blood when I had nose bleeds
#41
<zid> Like, I'd rather have a lion bar than sex, most of the time
#644
<ad13> goodness <ad13> just got a linked in message for a position in luxembourg; consulting for the software i used to work on <ad13> job sounds shit but the recruiter is gorgeous
#1
<mru> wow more then 3k ppl watching idras stream <Gloop> not on tl? <Gloop> oh yeah hes banned again <Wartorn> lol, what is it he keeps getting banned for? <Raziel> random insults <mru> no he just stopped streaming
#109
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#328
<Bad> Maybe wait for Raziel's advice <Bad> He's expert on women <how-hiGh> he is always quiet when we are discussing sex and relationships lol <how-hiGh> I'm even afraid to mock him for this because it seems like a serious psychological issue for him <Bad> It is <Bad> Weird <how-hiGh> we're against internet bullying, remember? <Bad> You don't usually notice things like that about people <Bad> But it actually is true <Bad> No bullying, srs, etc <how-hiGh> I don't know for sure, but maybe his lack of success with women somehow related to the fact that his head looks like an egg with hair on top of it <how-hiGh> and it wasn't even THAT pun I prepared
#804
<Valacar> i would not want to eat breakfast from his bum