<Raziel> this channel is killing my poetic and creative spirit
<Bad`> >your poetic and creative spirit
<Bad`> hehehe
<Raziel> srs
<Bad`> Utoya, by Raziel: « Utoya o aisle of freedom where foreigners were burned like the rice of my heart, my pillow yellows itself as I dare lay my thoughts upon you »
<Naypam> I was given a variant of that to help me sleep and it changed my thought patterns exactly as you say
<Naypam> I fucking hated it
<Naypam> couldn't handle not being able to think normally
<Naypam> didn't take any more after that
<Naypam> what was it called, hm
<moop> aw
<Naypam> might have been citalopram but idk
<moop> i think it would be cool to have a completely different think pattern
<Naypam> I wanted the doctor to give me benzos
<Naypam> well idk how it's affecting Bad, moop, I'm all for different thinking patterns
<Naypam> but it was like it shut down my brain
<Bad> Naypam: you know what I am experiencing man
<Naypam> stopped me thinking
<Naypam> made me "slow"
<ad13> so what you are saying Naypam
<ad13> is you were an upstanding member of society
<ad13> then a doctor gave you zoloft
<ad13> and now you're facing jail for running a criminal empire?
<midnightoil> fuck u they cant even pickpocket
<kage> bro
<kage> i'll have you know i can pickpocket the best
<kage> i pickpocket so best, i stole your mum's virginity
<nonpc> if my penis is crooked upwards, it's good, ye?
<Naypam> pretty normal nonpc
<nonpc> but is good for g sport
<nonpc> spot*
<nonpc> right?
<Naypam> most bend up a little bit
<Naypam> if it is at a right angle you have a problem
<nonpc> is like
<nonpc> 90
<nonpc> degrees
<Naypam> yeah that's a right angle
<Naypam> _|
<BadFurDay> wtf
<BadFurDay> why am I reading about nonpc's dick
<nonpc> it's like..
<nonpc> errr
<Naypam> zid posted his yesterday
<nonpc> lemme paint it
<Naypam> :D
<Naypam> yay painting
<BadFurDay> fucking hell
<Naypam> Raziel hates this though, beware nonpc
<BadFurDay> this channel
<BadFurDay> this place
<BadFurDay> #fags
<Naypam> he banned zid for posting a pic of his own penis
<BadFurDay> fucking #fagseu
<nonpc> |-|
<nonpc> 8=====|_|
<nonpc> like this
<nonpc> penis
<Naypam> wtf is that
<BadFurDay> what the hell
<BadFurDay> it looks like a crack pipe
<nonpc> http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=Q9isnTKq
<BadFurDay> with balls
<nonpc> 90 degreess crooked
<BadFurDay> a crack pipe with balls, nonpc
<Naypam> what
<BadFurDay> your penis exhales weed
<Naypam> is tha
<BadFurDay> Naypam: a crack pipe with balls in ascii format
<Naypam> that's actually where you put the crack
<Naypam> on the right
<BadFurDay> yes
<Naypam> the the 8 idk
<BadFurDay> you use the balls to smoke
<Naypam> random 8
<BadFurDay> you teabag yourself
<BadFurDay> to smoke the crack
<nonpc> so anyways
<nonpc> how is your sundays guys?
<Naypam> god damn my toilet is broke
<lovely> broken I assume?
<Naypam> broke!
<lovely> is it an gash?
<Naypam> not sure how to activate the toilet from inside the pool of water
* Naypam stupid
<Naypam> nothing pulls! but the toilet handle is a lever1
<Naypam> so idk
<Naypam> it's come detached from something
<kage> haiku left for 1 day
<kage> and your house completely falls apart
<kage> i'd check if there are any screws missing
<lovely> haha
<Naypam> done it to myself with an anal bead thing a few times though :D
<Naypam> :D:D:D:D:
<Laizkiz> ._.
<maccan> ....
<Laizkiz> ty
<Laizkiz> for this info
<maccan> I went away
<maccan> for like
<maccan> 1 hour
<maccan> and returned to this
<maccan> Naypam and lively talking about putting shit up their ass'
<Naypam> prostate is a gem
<Naypam> it's a gem
<Naypam> also cures cancer
<lively> nay gone mad
<Juno> the bash quotes thing sucks anyway
<Juno> no good ones
<dux0r> You know how in Half Life when Gordon Freeman get's to the lambda complex but he can't enter because it's too full of radioactive toxins everywhere
<dux0r> That's like #redditeu
<dux0r> You can't enter it because it's too full of homosexual social failure toxins
<Bad> Just had a once in a lifetime experience
<Bad> Taking a shit during a hiccup
<Bad> It's so funny
<Bad> Every hiccup makes a bit of shit plop down in the water
<Gloop> Garner so nigger he can't even spell job
<Garner> fuck you Gloop
<Garner> you french pornstar