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#382
<fabe> exerything need c, to this day it still the only truely cross platform language
#265
<lovely> dux0r <lovely> can you do a Raziel impression? <dux0r> can't, I'm busy installing RoR legacy drivers for adhoc php5 libs <dux0r> then making some invigorating green leaf tea <lovely> thank you
#123
<Naypam> god damn my toilet is broke <lovely> broken I assume? <Naypam> broke! <lovely> is it an gash? <Naypam> not sure how to activate the toilet from inside the pool of water * Naypam stupid <Naypam> nothing pulls! but the toilet handle is a lever1 <Naypam> so idk <Naypam> it's come detached from something <kage> haiku left for 1 day <kage> and your house completely falls apart <kage> i'd check if there are any screws missing <lovely> haha
#177
<Garner> I am a retard
#511
[ at 2:34 in the morning ... ] <Wan> Hello <Wan> I'm a dog <Wan> I smell like shit <Wan> I shit <Wan> I eat shit <Wan> That's all I do <Wan> But look, I can learn stupid tricks like "sit", so you think I'm smart <Wan> But deep down, I just wished I could eat more shit and stink more. <Wan> Oh wait, I heard a noise, I'll now bark non fucking stop for the next 3 hours even if it's 2 AM <Wan> But look, I can guard a house! <Wan> ...not. If a bulgar comes, I'll litterally shit myself <Wan> But hey, that means more shit for me to have! <Wan> And I'll be sad when I'll se your mangled corpse, because I'll ask myself "Who'll feed me now?" <Wan> Because I can't hunt for shit. <Wan> Gotta go, I think I heard an other dog existing, afk losing my shit for the next hours, <Wan> Dog
#198
<BFD|Slave> do you know why Raziel burned all the jews? <BFD|Slave> he was trying to cook the third rice
#822
<Raziel> you joke but I bet at least once I kept myself awake thinking about how stupid bitcoin is
#132
<Juno> Sometimes when I'm watching live streams, I hold my mouse cursor over the streamer's cursor and pretend we are holding hands.
#294
<how-hiGh> Rule 15: how-high is the most alpha and the least homosexual person of redditeu
#734
<Bad> Walking after 30m running on a treadmill <Bad> Walked into a wall <Bad> Hurt my dick <Bad> Sigh