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#46
<zid> I played a BW game against vequeth and lost <zid> he did a bullshit strat <zid> where he knows what his buildings do
#127
<BadFurDay> do you like shit Naypalm <BadFurDay> do you like <BadFurDay> turd play <BadFurDay> Don't lie to me <Naypalm> BadFurDay doesn't bother me <BadFurDay> what <Naypalm> don't give a fuck <BadFurDay> no this is not a good answer <BadFurDay> it repulses you <BadFurDay> no <BadFurDay> no you don't <BadFurDay> god <BadFurDay> why do I still ask you questions <Naypalm> I'm so desperate right now I'd fuck an animal * Naypalm runs to farm <BadFurDay> shit is foul <nonpc> BadFurDay, why does that girl not interact with me :( <BadFurDay> nonpc: you don't eat your own cum <nonpc> oh <Naypalm> I have :D * Naypalm nom nom <dux0r> feces and semen hour on #redditeu <dux0r> just like clockwork
#173
<Juno> newkirk city <Juno> newkirk city <Juno> newkirk city <Juno> newkirk city <Juno> newkirk city <RazielTipBot> R> Juno just won R 0.004
#45
<Raziel> why would you want to ladder
#108
<midnightoil> fuck u they cant even pickpocket <kage> bro <kage> i'll have you know i can pickpocket the best <kage> i pickpocket so best, i stole your mum's virginity
#253
<kage> it's like <kage> he opens up his webcam <kage> i see him <kage> i see his old gf <kage> first thing i tell him <kage> why the shit do you stay with her <kage> i'd rather fuck you than your gf
#511
[ at 2:34 in the morning ... ] <Wan> Hello <Wan> I'm a dog <Wan> I smell like shit <Wan> I shit <Wan> I eat shit <Wan> That's all I do <Wan> But look, I can learn stupid tricks like "sit", so you think I'm smart <Wan> But deep down, I just wished I could eat more shit and stink more. <Wan> Oh wait, I heard a noise, I'll now bark non fucking stop for the next 3 hours even if it's 2 AM <Wan> But look, I can guard a house! <Wan> ...not. If a bulgar comes, I'll litterally shit myself <Wan> But hey, that means more shit for me to have! <Wan> And I'll be sad when I'll se your mangled corpse, because I'll ask myself "Who'll feed me now?" <Wan> Because I can't hunt for shit. <Wan> Gotta go, I think I heard an other dog existing, afk losing my shit for the next hours, <Wan> Dog
#430
<ad13> wanna play overwatch <ad13> but need to learn about scalability for amazon job :( <Valacar> scalability is that theories have differing scalabilities between individual-organization-institution-state and in <Valacar> +supranational <Valacar> there <Valacar> now you can play overwatch <ad13> wat
#170
<Happy0> > Be me, visiting Naypalm's flat for the first time <Happy0> > Enter the RedditEU gaming lounge <Happy0> > goodtimes.jpg <Happy0> > Open my mouth to say 'yoyoyo' and inquire to as the state of the dealio <Happy0> > Trip over the famous cum stain on the carpet <Happy0> > Fall, face first, onto a syringe <Happy0> > Scramble to get up.. Syringes catching on to me everywhere as I flail around <Happy0> > Like I'm in a cactus farm <Happy0> > Find myself in Naypam's bedroom. Blood on the walls, the sheets, everywhere. <Happy0> > Naypam in a k-hole in the corner, shoe on his head, vacant expression <Happy0> > Scream <Happy0> > Run into the money vault <Happy0> help me end this story, guys =[ <Happy0> i'm not sure where to take it!
#256
<dux0r> You know how in Half Life when Gordon Freeman get's to the lambda complex but he can't enter because it's too full of radioactive toxins everywhere <dux0r> That's like #redditeu <dux0r> You can't enter it because it's too full of homosexual social failure toxins