<kage> PvZ just stupid
<kage> oh
<kage> i'll just make roach/infestor/bl
<kage> gg
<BadFurDay> kage: called it
<BadFurDay> [14:31] <kage> i'ma go play dota2
<BadFurDay> [14:31] <kage> and then some sc2
<BadFurDay> [14:32] <BadFurDay> k, so it's 16:31
<BadFurDay> [14:32] <BadFurDay> I'll check irc around 16:00
<BadFurDay> [14:32] <BadFurDay> to laugh at your balance whine and rage
<BadFurDay> [14:32] <BadFurDay> popcorn.gif
<BadFurDay> you're 15 minutes late though
<BadFurDay> but called it anyway :D
<ad13> just took a piss and my pee has a strong smell of chicken
<Raziel> fuck sleep
<Raziel> ima play video games
(next day)
<Raziel> man
<Raziel> that is the worst night's sleep I've had in a long time
<Raziel> I never really thought about it but I guess young me did start to think about determinism and utilitarianism and crap mostly because of the matrix sequels
<fabe> yeah but i would go insane as a parent if people just started searching for the body
<wellborg> fabe: isnt the statistic on kidnapped people is that they die pretty soon after the fact?
<fabe> i have no idea wellborg
<fabe> dux0r do you kill your victims quickly?
<dux0r> I like to freeze my poop n stab em with it then wait a week to see if they get infected
<haiku> did you lose nay?
<Garner> ofc he did, he's bronze
<Garner> just altered his monitor's contrast and now thinks he's gold
<Naypam> after sleepover
<Naypam> went for showher, masturbate on floor
<Naypam> have shower
<Naypam> perfecet
<Naypam> but everybody's done that too
<Naypam> also omg was a party
<Naypam> hot girls and everything
<Naypam> but I masturbated in the toilet
<Naypam> was awesome
<Naypam> then went for a walk with a friend smoking
<Naypam> like a tree
<BFD|Slave> god
<BFD|Slave> this guy
<Naypam> BFD|Slave nightmare
<BFD|Slave> is King Wank
<BFD|Slave> more wanker than a wanker
<kage> what can i say...
<Naypam> yeah but when you'er like 15
<Naypam> you see a leg
<Naypam> FAP FAP FAP
<BFD|Slave> at a party with hot girls
<BFD|Slave> BETTER FAP
<BFD|Slave> what the fuck
<Naypam> well it was after the party had died down
<kage> nay, does haiku know all this ?
<kage> is he gonna wake up one day
<kage> and see you on top of his bed
<kage> masturbating ?
<BFD|Slave> kage: rofl, I can imagine haiku arriving at Naypam's place, and nay going "Yeah so we'll have to share a bunk bed"
<BFD|Slave> With a huge smile on his face
<kage> like the one i'm having right now
<kage> right ?
<BFD|Slave> yes
<BFD|Slave> pretty much
<kage> that would be awesome
<dux0r> =/
<Naypam> it's okay
<Naypam> I'm the master of subtlty
<how-hiGh> http://i.imgur.com/nJ11fmk.png is it appropriate when applying for a job? srs
<Garner> lol
<Garner> how-hiGh is more retarded than i thought
<Raziel> ......
<how-hiGh> wtf
<how-hiGh> please respect srs tag
<how-hiGh> so it sounds dumb and I have to remove it?
<Garner> are you serious or just trolling because it's #redditeu?
<how-hiGh> serious
<how-hiGh> just tell if it look retarded
<how-hiGh> this is why I'm asking for opinions
<Garner> keep it, looks very professional
<how-hiGh> don't laugh me off
<Raziel> yeah I agree with Garner
<how-hiGh> it sounds like you want to fuck up my entire professional career?
<how-hiGh> damned phaggots
<Garner> > professional career
<how-hiGh> fuck you moron you are the worst kind of phaggot I ever encountered on the internet
<how-hiGh> just get the fuck out of this channel bro
<how-hiGh> and by bro I mean NEVER my bro
<how-hiGh> you phaggot
<happy0> inb4 penis joke
<BadFurDay> penis joke
<happy0> hahah. every time
<BFD|Slave> I swear I've tried to see the baby try autofellatio