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#258
<Bad> Half autist half sociopath <Bad> And fully faggot <Bad> Sounds like average redditeu
#377
<how-hiGh> how come I don't know your penises size so far?
#651
<Bad> truest lines of 2017 <Bad> 22:35:21 <Raziel> I'm retarded <Raziel> lines? <Raziel> that's just 1 line
#113
<Laiz> Raziel doto? <DOTO> wat
#120
<Naypam> inb4 raziel floating cars <Naypam> been practicing on keys for years <Naypam> can now float keys <Naypam> cars* <BadFurDay> what am I reading <BadFurDay> Naypam you are drunk <Naypam> Raziel | I have this weird thing where my hand floats one key to the right <Naypam> wtf does that even bean BadFurDay <BadFurDay> bean <Naypam> explain it to me
#505
<Naypam> funny story related to penises <Naypam> took off my watch and masturbated at like 8am this morning <Naypam> fell asleep <Naypam> slept on my watch <Naypam> woke up with watch mark on my bum <Naypam> true story
#438
<Bad> Someone tell me why the fuck my fucking left arm is growing so much bigger than my right <Bad> I do more right arm exercises every day <Bad> I masturbate with my right hand, just to inbe4
#140
<Naypam> a pinch of nay juice and he'll be ready to fight a war! <Laiz> Nay sauce <Laiz> oh man <Naypam> here's the trick. <Raziel> how do you make nay juice? <Raziel> mix whisky and whisky? <Naypam> requirements: microphone, freezing plate, kettle <Naypam> I'm telling you Raziel <Naypam> turn microphone to max and let Naypam speak from it <Naypam> holf freezing plate above microphone <Naypam> let boiling water boil ont freezing plaet <Naypam> suddenly <Naypam> on plate appears a solid <Naypam> from my voice <Naypam> that's nay sauce <Naypam> now you can eat <Naypam> and you'll feel better
#679
<Raziel> what the fucking shit <Raziel> `import pip` fails from bpython but not in a plain .py file <Raziel> rage <Wan> :b:python <Wan> 🅱️ <Wan> wait for it <Wan> :b:python <Wan> hmm <Wan> 😂😂 <Wan> 🅱️🅱️ <Wan> 🅱️ python <Wan> 🅱️ ython
#507
<Valacar> but technically i'm bilingual since my father speaks swedish as his native language <gojira> AHA <gojira> NOT A REAL FIN <Valacar> tho he never speaks it :D <gar> u finnoswede? <Valacar> kinda <Valacar> and kinda not <Naypam> OHHHHHH <gojira> that is enough for today <Naypam> Valacar is swedish <Naypam> this explains EVERYTHING <Valacar> I AM NTO <Valacar> NOT <Naypam> I did not realise this <Naypam> I should have know oh my god