<Juno> why not just all speak english
<Juno> like most intelligent people
* Steele has joined #redditeu
<Steele> sup
<Raziel> Naypam lately reminds me of when I was a kid, I would tell people on the internet I was older than I actually was and always tell people about my imaginary sex life so they'd think I was cool
<wellborg> i like big cocks and i cannot lie
<wellborg> butts
<wellborg> i mean butts
<Naypam> I read about spooning in my mum's porno book (no pictures) when I was about 8yo
<Naypam> was in the bathroom
<BadFurDay> ROFL
<Naypam> was like "hmm I'll read this"
<Raziel> your mum's porno book
<Raziel> porno book (no pictures)
<BadFurDay> Raziel: his mum's porno book
<BadFurDay> no pictures
<Naypam> I would actually take her into my basement
<Naypam> and do bad things to her
<kage_> a black child molestor
<kage_> what
<zid> who'd molest a black child, that's gross
<Bad> The last 5 minutes of IRC are the most ad13
<Bad> Needs just a few more acronyms
<Raziel> omg mind blown
<Raziel> ad is also an abbreviation
<Raziel> I knew this all along but never saw the connection until now
<gojira> well... yea
<gojira> and naypam means no diazepam
<ad13> rofl
<Raziel> hahaha
<gojira> like
<gojira> how do you not know these things
<Raziel> fuck sleep
<Raziel> ima play video games
(next day)
<Raziel> man
<Raziel> that is the worst night's sleep I've had in a long time
<Valacar> heil hitler
<Naypam> have had multiple relationships of VARYING degrees of severity!
<Naypam> virgin deaths, 2 year relationship, gay
<Naypam> EVERYTHING
<Naypam> I HAVE DONE EVERYTHING
<Naypam> and only 22
<BadFurDay> gay
<BadFurDay> wat
<Naypam> I done a bit of gay
<ad13> it's like... 1945 on a friday night, and someone put something through my door
[ 5 minutes later ]
<gojira> can we please get clarity
<gojira> what did they put through your door ad13
<ad13> i've not had a look yet
[ 15 minutes later ]
<ad13> sorry, was distracted
<ad13> it's the yellow pages