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#426
<Bad> I'm actually laughing out loud at my own link so hard that I have a small nosebleed now <Bad> fuck this
#772
<Raziel> https://i.redd.it/a1rzemotstd11.jpg me irl for real <Bad> Opening up is real nice though <Bad> You should try some time <Bad> just gotta be the right people <moop> reminds me of the time i realized i have a case of diarrhea 10 minutes into a 1h bus ride <moop> wasn't fun
#118
<wellborg> i like big cocks and i cannot lie <wellborg> butts <wellborg> i mean butts
#262
<Naypam> reminds me of when I went back to edinburgh <Naypam> got the train to aberdeen, train arrived at the same time as one of my best friends <Naypam> went to hold his hand <Naypam> so accustomed to it
#573
<garne> fuck sake <garne> my shampoo is 250ml and my sunscreen is 150ml <garne> MAD
#304
<how-hiGh> you're not a man if you havent seen your fathers penis
#713
<Bad> Just had a once in a lifetime experience <Bad> Taking a shit during a hiccup <Bad> It's so funny <Bad> Every hiccup makes a bit of shit plop down in the water
#506
<Naypam> instead of ordering a pizza I cooked beetroot, kale and oven'd tatties -.- <Naypam> what has my life come to <Naypam> also haiku discovering my secret beers! <Naypam> wtf
#451
<Raziel> ayy team cancelled and didn't tell me <Raziel> rip <Raziel> well <Raziel> this means I can go to bed early <moop> Raziel: called it <moop> knew this shit gonna happen <__bot__> Quote pending approval! <__bot__> New quote approved! https://qdb.lutro.me/450 <Raziel> wow moop <Raziel> didn't think you actually meant it when you said you called it <moop> jokes on u nigga that first message is a lie — moop master faker <Raziel> WHAT <moop> bro <moop> me sending that message on 13:37? <Raziel> now I have to check <Raziel> you fucker <moop> rekt
#103
<dux0r> Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? <dux0r> because the P is silent <dux0r> What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? <dux0r> wipes his ass