<Raziel> omfg what was that
<Raziel> my entire irssi froze
<Raziel> held down ctrl and pressed random buttons
<Raziel> that fixed it.
<Raziel> I am so good
<gojira> senior developer
<Garner> i am having a Skype convo with my d
<moop> Fookin Pedro police
<Bad> Aurélie is ultra mad at me
<Bad> Apparently she went to bed around 3am
<Bad> I was in the middle of the bed so she tried to push me to the side
<Bad> And then apparently as I was being pushed I let out the longest loudest and smelliest fart she'd ever heard in her life
<Bad> And she had to open the windows and leave the bedroom for 10 minutes
<Bad> Now she's mad
<ad13> love watching the rugby on bbc alba
<ad13> penis for everyone
<Naypam> damn my life has improved so much since configuring dnsmasq
<kage> PvZ just stupid
<kage> oh
<kage> i'll just make roach/infestor/bl
<kage> gg
<BadFurDay> kage: called it
<BadFurDay> [14:31] <kage> i'ma go play dota2
<BadFurDay> [14:31] <kage> and then some sc2
<BadFurDay> [14:32] <BadFurDay> k, so it's 16:31
<BadFurDay> [14:32] <BadFurDay> I'll check irc around 16:00
<BadFurDay> [14:32] <BadFurDay> to laugh at your balance whine and rage
<BadFurDay> [14:32] <BadFurDay> popcorn.gif
<BadFurDay> you're 15 minutes late though
<BadFurDay> but called it anyway :D
<Bad> Just had a once in a lifetime experience
<Bad> Taking a shit during a hiccup
<Bad> It's so funny
<Bad> Every hiccup makes a bit of shit plop down in the water
<fredosan> penis size matters
<fredosan> sorry
<Phixion> im fine
<Phixion> I measured
<fredosan> at work?
<fredosan> nice
<Phixion> pro of being alone in the office
<fredosan> no cctv?
<Phixion> nope
<fredosan> nice
<Phixion> would break ashitton of laws iirc
<Phixion> having cctv that is
<fredosan> ;-)
<Phixion> dick out is fine
<fredosan> they won’t see
<fredosan> it’s ok
<how-hiGh> you're not a man if you havent seen your fathers penis