<moop> tried to show muscle to a cute girl here
<moop> she just lold
<moop> she cute tho
<moop> she can lol
<moop> i'll allow it
<garne> wait what
<garne> Is this serious
<moop> ye garne
<moop> but i did it in a cute jokey way
<garne> Bad: please quote this
<Bad> I've reallocated my nipples so I can jump onto bed if power go off while I'm on the computer.
<Garner> mfw haven't fapped in two weeks
<Garner> forgot
<Naypam> true story: I came in my own eye once
<moop> so weird having a boner during a sad emotional scene in a tvshow 🤔
<Raziel> the barber I was at trimmed my eyebrows
<Raziel> feels weird
<gar> this is cringe #1 of the day
<gar> Trying to hold against something while the train moves, it's so crowded i kept touching that girl's hand by accident
<Bad> nice
<gar> Then i moved it and she moved it as well
<gar> touched again
<Bad> rofl
<gar> 3 times
<Naypam> I was at this party when I was 17
<Naypam> and my friend's parents were gone
<Naypam> and they had this marble egg
<Naypam> size of an egg
<lively> oh god
<Naypam> so one guy
<Naypam> puts the egg in a condom
<nonpc> oh god
<Naypam> puts it in his ass
<Naypam> then pulls it out
<Naypam> and starts chasing people with it
<Naypam> was so funny
<lively> WHAT
<nonpc> wat
<Naypam> him standing on the table
<Naypam> middle of the room
<Naypam> trousers round knees
<Naypam> with egg up his ass
<Naypam> it was fucking terrifying
<Naypam> he chased us around the village
<Naypam> party with 20 people
<Naypam> all running thhrough the streets
<Naypam> with a guy with a shit covered egg in a condom chasing us
<Naypam> scariest day of my life
<BFD|Slave> I value my heterosexuality too much
<BFD|Slave> to drink fruit beer
<moop> aww
<moop> can't op myself
<moop> oh wait i have op