<Garner> shit builds =
<Garner> warp poem
<Garner> prism*
<Garner> into dt'a
<Garner> on main
<Garner> zealots on bar
<Garner> mat
<Garner> nay
<Garner> nat*
<Naypam> fuck this
<Naypam> I am so mad right now
[ Five minutes later ]
<Naypam> never been mad bro
<Naypam> let me get a rough estimate of my lifetime masturbations
<Naypam> about 8200 times
<Naypam> easily going to hit 10k faps like
<Naypam> in the next year or two
<Naypam> wonder if I'll hit 100k
<Naypam> that would be quite hard
<lively> you going to fap 4 times a day nay?
<Naypam> no but average now is twice a day
<Naypam> used to be 4-5 times a day
<Naypam> morning and night, sometimes when I get home from work
<BFD|Slave> Naypam: wanker
<dux0r> 21900 faps
<dux0r> at least
<Naypam> rofl
<Naypam> god damn that's way more than me
<Naypam> even including the age difference
<dux0r> 4*365*15
<Naypam> 4
<Naypam> FOUR
<lively> 4
<Naypam> I only did 4-5 when I was a teenager
<dux0r> i told u i was hardcore mother fuckers
<Raziel> There's a stop show going on right now
<Raziel> I don't even
<Bad> Raziel: fuck is a stop sow
<Raziel> Strip
<Bad> show
<Bad> Ah
<Bad> Uh
<Bad> Interesting company you work for
<Bad> wtf
<garne> lol
<garne> strip show with colleagues
<garne> team building
<moop> why is Raziel ircing during a strip show
<garne> moop: seeing naked ladies for the first few times can be awkward
<moop> Raziel: how many women do you have at work?
<Bad> moop: lmao I didn't even think about this aspect
<garne> also he didn't say whether it's a male strip show or female
<Bad> imagine how awkward it must be
<Bad> Being a female in a company that does strip club
<moop> because srs made me think of that google diversity memo
<Bad> moop: Can't have strip club team building if you have diversity quotas and non sexist HR
<Bad> The guy has a point
<Bad> Legit point
<moop> ikr
<moop> he was fired for our sins
<Raziel> There were two, one of each gender
<garne> lol what
<Raziel> No sexism here
<moop> 8-0
<moop> fuck yeah
<moop> why did it take me so long to try this game wtf
<moop> it's f.a.f.
<moop> fun as fuck
[ a bit later... ]
<moop> oooooooooooooooooh now i see
<moop> i was playing against ai for the first 10 wins
<moop> til
<moop> wait
<moop> hold up
<moop> my name is a lie
<moop> Anton, mythological son of Hercules created by Mark Antony, and from whom he claimed descent
<Raziel> lol
<Bad> lmao
<Bad> helllll no nigga
<Bad> Heracles could walk
<Naypam> after sleepover
<Naypam> went for showher, masturbate on floor
<Naypam> have shower
<Naypam> perfecet
<Naypam> but everybody's done that too
<Naypam> also omg was a party
<Naypam> hot girls and everything
<Naypam> but I masturbated in the toilet
<Naypam> was awesome
<Naypam> then went for a walk with a friend smoking
<Naypam> like a tree
<BFD|Slave> god
<BFD|Slave> this guy
<Naypam> BFD|Slave nightmare
<BFD|Slave> is King Wank
<BFD|Slave> more wanker than a wanker
<kage> what can i say...
<Naypam> yeah but when you'er like 15
<Naypam> you see a leg
<Naypam> FAP FAP FAP
<BFD|Slave> at a party with hot girls
<BFD|Slave> BETTER FAP
<BFD|Slave> what the fuck
<Naypam> well it was after the party had died down
<kage> nay, does haiku know all this ?
<kage> is he gonna wake up one day
<kage> and see you on top of his bed
<kage> masturbating ?
<BFD|Slave> kage: rofl, I can imagine haiku arriving at Naypam's place, and nay going "Yeah so we'll have to share a bunk bed"
<BFD|Slave> With a huge smile on his face
<kage> like the one i'm having right now
<kage> right ?
<BFD|Slave> yes
<BFD|Slave> pretty much
<kage> that would be awesome
<dux0r> =/
<Naypam> it's okay
<Naypam> I'm the master of subtlty
<ad13> Raziel: for bairn, the norwegian equivalent is "barne" apparently
<Raziel> barn
<Raziel> but this is an english channel
<Raziel> english or gtfo
<Bad> quoi Raziel
<Bad> t'as un problème ?
<Bad> tu veux te battre ?
<Bad> ptit pd
<Bad> norskfag
<ad13> hah, even i see the petit pede
<Bad> You in front of a mirror ad13 ?
<Raziel> lmao
<Naypalm> used my ex gf's dildo too
<BFD|Slave> Why would you dildo your ass Naypalm
<BFD|Slave> Why
<Naypalm> wondered what it was like
<Naypalm> it was all pink and squishy
<BFD|Slave> And what was it like?
<Naypalm> pretty shit
< Naypam > the guy's scottish is too thick to understand