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#501
<Garner> we have one muslim <Garner> Bad <Garner> no alcohol <ad13> typical <ad13> fucking 1080p <ad13> I really wish I was wrong about how the work VPN works <ad13> I wasn't :(
#248
<Bed> crawlers are actually fast-ish off creep, Raziel <Naypalm> need 5 to get through supply depots <Bed> fyi <gana> ty Naypalm, Bed <Raziel> faster on creep though <Naypalm> everything is faster on creep except drones <Raziel> rush lair and go mass overlord <gana> what about mutas Naypalm? <gana> are they faster on creep? <Naypalm> shut the fuck up <Raziel> LOL <gana> rofl <Raziel> gana knows more about zerg than Naypalm <Raziel> amazing <Naypalm> gana you're the faggot that walled his ramp to stop mutas getting in <gana> :D <Bed> did <Bed> did gana <Bed> just school Naypalm <Bed> on sc2 <Bed> LOOOL <Naypalm> rage <Naypalm> fuck you all <gana> dying atm <Raziel> totally did <Bed> you got SCHOOLED <Bed> #rekt <Bed> #rekktiteu <Naypalm> if my sc2 worked I would fuck you so hard gana
#69
<kage> the most annoying thing is that you always said it at the wrong time <Naypam> wtf kage <Naypam> no I did not <kage> was like <kage> 15:37 Naypam: 13:37 <kage> wut <kage> that doesn't even make sense bro <Naypam> yeah but that's because you have a russian time zone <Naypam> move from siberia imo
#166
<SmegmaShart> Happy0: /part q register <Fakeziel> I like to smell my dick before I perform autofellatio, also nothing is as exciting to me as the thought of being the victim of a sodomy
#93
<nonpc> Was at her place yesturday <nonpc> Damn, it is all like so fucking strange <nonpc> Em.. We just sat, drank some tea <nonpc> I stroked her hair, face <nonpc> and stuff <nonpc> it was pretty calm shit <nonpc> She almost showed me her underwear because it was all pink <nonpc> Later on, I checked out her underwear still. <nonpc> She decided to hide from me <nonpc> while I went to pee <nonpc> and then I found her <nonpc> and she was like <nonpc> "what are you doing" <nonpc> and I was like <nonpc> derp <nonpc> and checked out the underwear <nonpc> it was nice <nonpc> and cute <nonpc> Some times I would like turn her face to me <nonpc> and talk stuff <nonpc> and then say <nonpc> "dont worry, I'm not going to try and kiss you" <nonpc> so she feels better <nonpc> :D <Raziel> YOU would turn her head to you? <nonpc> yes <nonpc> force that <nonpc> It also btw <nonpc> came to that that <nonpc> she told me she woudnt like to be choked <nonpc> we tried it <nonpc> I had her in a head lock
#498
<Garner> I wish my gf could laugh at the nigga video <Garner> she literally knows nothing about memes <Garner> NOTHING
#347
<FredG> I'm like a pig at work <FredG> with crisps chocolate and coca cola <moop> in before fat <moop> FredG: is everything free tho? <FredG> yes <Raziel> that's disgusting FredG <Raziel> get free water and fruit instead <FredG> no such thing Raziel <FredG> besides im 1kg <FredG> why should I care <Raziel> then ask for it! <Raziel> you should care because sugary food is bad for your focus and concentration long term <FredG> oh <FredG> ok ill call it <FredG> or whatever <FredG> dunno anyone except them <Raziel> rofl [ the next day ... ] <FredG> are you assassin <FredG> symaskin <Raziel> SYMASKIN <FredG> symaskinen <FredG> FUXK <FredG> sysadmin <Raziel> FredG are you a symaskin? <FredG> no <FredG> I call IT för that <FredG> even called for fruits... <FredG> he was mad <Raziel> rofl <Raziel> I didn't think you were serious <Raziel> hahaha <FredG> :D <Raziel> actually lol'd <moop> FredG: how did that talk even go? <moop> "hello IT i need fruits" <FredG> no <moop> "hi, i have a problem. there are no fruits" <FredG> he said hi that's Adrian from IT, how can I help you fred <FredG> I said where do I find fruits <FredG> he said just go to the 2nd floor in the canteen <FredG> then was like <FredG> IS THAT ALL <FredG> I said yes, he hung up <FredG> was mad
#178
<kage> dude, being nay would be so amusing <kage> you'd do the craziest shit and you'd get a free pass from people <kage> because you're fucking nay <kage> like, if i were to start putting things in my ass people would be disgusted <kage> whenever nay does it on webcam people cheer for more <kage> that's how fun being nay is <kage> !
#271
<how-hiGh> moop how did you quit being awkward? <how-hiGh> advice
#559
<garne> Really hope my boss is not waiting for the same train <garne> Boring to be on the train with your boss everyday <garne> also since the only thing in common we have is 1) we both have a dick (i think he does) 2) we both go to sweden very often