<Bad> Flat boobed girl should get breast enlargements or get killed
<Bad> For real
<Bad> Wtf man
<how-hiGh> anyone else having same vein patterns on cock with their dad?
<how-hiGh> genetics ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
<foxpc> Started chatting up with this one girl. She seems nice.
<foxpc> Gonna report when I have more info!
<Juno> what colour her underwear?
<foxpc> Juno, I hope, red!
<Juno> eww
<foxpc> wut.
<foxpc> red color is the best color!
<Pianoo> you on omegle again fox?
<Naypam> tfw my keyboard's almost age of consent
<Raziel> I just attack pencils to my fingers before typing
<happy0> inb4 penis joke
<BadFurDay> penis joke
<happy0> hahah. every time
<nonpc> Raziel
<nonpc> can you ban me
<Raziel> why
<nonpc> Dunno, might study a bit
<nonpc> omg
<nonpc> Raziel
<nonpc> fuck you
<nonpc> ban me
<nonpc> you fuckign cunt
<Raziel> omg fine
* Q setzt einen Bann auf nonpc!*@*
* Q hat nonpc aus #redditeu gekickt (Banned.)
<haiku> woo-hoo! non-pc free redditeu!
<Valacar> but technically i'm bilingual since my father speaks swedish as his native language
<gojira> AHA
<gojira> NOT A REAL FIN
<Valacar> tho he never speaks it :D
<gar> u finnoswede?
<Valacar> kinda
<Valacar> and kinda not
<Naypam> OHHHHHH
<gojira> that is enough for today
<Naypam> Valacar is swedish
<Naypam> this explains EVERYTHING
<Valacar> I AM NTO
<Valacar> NOT
<Naypam> I did not realise this
<Naypam> I should have know oh my god
<Bad> Oh. http://start-irc-bullying.eu/ [nsfw]
<Bad> Well.
<Raziel> ROFL
<Bad> That certainly is a website.
<Bad> sup Raziel
<Bad> translate ty
<moop> ty = thank you
<Naypam> true story: I came in my own eye once
<Happy0> > Be me, visiting Naypalm's flat for the first time
<Happy0> > Enter the RedditEU gaming lounge
<Happy0> > goodtimes.jpg
<Happy0> > Open my mouth to say 'yoyoyo' and inquire to as the state of the dealio
<Happy0> > Trip over the famous cum stain on the carpet
<Happy0> > Fall, face first, onto a syringe
<Happy0> > Scramble to get up.. Syringes catching on to me everywhere as I flail around
<Happy0> > Like I'm in a cactus farm
<Happy0> > Find myself in Naypam's bedroom. Blood on the walls, the sheets, everywhere.
<Happy0> > Naypam in a k-hole in the corner, shoe on his head, vacant expression
<Happy0> > Scream
<Happy0> > Run into the money vault
<Happy0> help me end this story, guys =[
<Happy0> i'm not sure where to take it!