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#155
<Naypam> perl's a joke language that I use to joke in
#408
<Naypam> I are confus <Naypam> why is ansible finding files in the glob that don't exist <Raziel> you're running it on the wrong server!! <Raziel> rip your devops career <Naypam> I am not! <Naypam> and it's running on both hypervisors anyway <Naypam> somehow on both of them finding a file that's not there <Naypam> ahhhhh <Naypam> my life <Naypam> fuck you ansible <Naypam> wtb chef/salt/slaughter <Bad> Scots 'Sheldon Cooper' admits inability to use ansible during Raziel sting <Bad> btw Naypam when you figure out the problem tell us <Bad> I'm curious <Bad> Might learn something from it <Naypam> oh wait no Raziel is correct <Naypam> my bad <Naypam> was on my local computer * Naypam facedesk <Naypam> https://github.com/ansible/ansible/issues/10115#issuecomment-71756883
#168
<Gloop> Garner so nigger he can't even spell job <Garner> fuck you Gloop <Garner> you french pornstar
#721
<Raziel> oh no <Raziel> I forgot to buy butter <moop> quick, notify the media <moop> butter shortage localized entirely in your home <moop> and nobody can see it <Raziel> frying onions in olive oil just isn't the same <moop> i thought olive oil isn't made for frying
#228
<Naypam> afk Garner 10/10 <Garner> sup <Naypam> > says pp <Garner> yeah was with postman <Naypam> > doesn't pause <Naypam> > I pause for Garner <Naypam> > says back <Naypam> > unpauses <Naypam> > goes afk
#33
<Naypam> after sleepover <Naypam> went for showher, masturbate on floor <Naypam> have shower <Naypam> perfecet <Naypam> but everybody's done that too <Naypam> also omg was a party <Naypam> hot girls and everything <Naypam> but I masturbated in the toilet <Naypam> was awesome <Naypam> then went for a walk with a friend smoking <Naypam> like a tree <BFD|Slave> god <BFD|Slave> this guy <Naypam> BFD|Slave nightmare <BFD|Slave> is King Wank <BFD|Slave> more wanker than a wanker <kage> what can i say... <Naypam> yeah but when you'er like 15 <Naypam> you see a leg <Naypam> FAP FAP FAP <BFD|Slave> at a party with hot girls <BFD|Slave> BETTER FAP <BFD|Slave> what the fuck <Naypam> well it was after the party had died down <kage> nay, does haiku know all this ? <kage> is he gonna wake up one day <kage> and see you on top of his bed <kage> masturbating ? <BFD|Slave> kage: rofl, I can imagine haiku arriving at Naypam's place, and nay going "Yeah so we'll have to share a bunk bed" <BFD|Slave> With a huge smile on his face <kage> like the one i'm having right now <kage> right ? <BFD|Slave> yes <BFD|Slave> pretty much <kage> that would be awesome <dux0r> =/ <Naypam> it's okay <Naypam> I'm the master of subtlty
#302
<how-hiGh> you never eaten ass? srs <moop> srs <how-hiGh> ever eaten ass or not moop? <moop> never <how-hiGh> lmao must be a virgin <moop> lmoa <how-hiGh> Bad` moop never licked girls anus lol @ him <how-hiGh> moop you are missing out srs <moop> srs <how-hiGh> by nowadays standards to be a decent BF you have to lick anus
#453
<Naypam> but are you here to troll? <Naypam> or here for the same reason the rest of us are? <Twipply> Nope <Twipply> Dank memes? <Naypam> a deep eternal feeling of lonliness and lack of social ability? <Twipply> omg we're like the same person <Naypam> but yeah I guess dank meems are the same thing
#40
<Naypam> so right <Naypam> I was with dunkyp <Naypam> rumboald on chess.com <Naypam> at his flat warming <Naypam> I got really drunk <Naypam> like we played this card game <Naypam> and I filled a pint glass with 50/50 vodka <Naypam> after already drinking a 35cl to myself <Naypam> so I finished most of a 70cl of vodka MORE <Naypam> and then gotten dressed. <Naypam> went to the toilet <Naypam> took off ALL of my clothes <Naypam> and started masturbating apparently <Naypam> I don't really remember <Naypam> my friends had to break down the bathroom door <Naypam> and they found me naked masturbating <Happy0> lmao.. good god :|
#113
<Laiz> Raziel doto? <DOTO> wat