<Valacar> anal is how moop fails
<kage_> nigga nigga bitch nigga
<kage_> nigga fried chicken nigga
<kage_> watermelon nigga
<kage_> nigga nigga
<kage_> bitch nigga
<kage_> nigga
<moop> racismeu
<kage_> white women
<kage_> titties
<kage_> ass
<Naypam> so I got a new laptop
<Naypam> two very wrong things about it
<ad13> another one? :D
<Raziel> lol
<Naypam> 1. dvorak and the US layout, it has those gay keys, it means I can't type the pipe symbol
<Naypam> going to have to hack that
<Naypam> 2. it has HotS motifs all over it
<Naypam> not sure which is worse
<moop> man i need to buy a shaving knife
<Raziel> dropped a piece of butter on the floor
<Raziel> had to throw it away
<Raziel> don't tell the norwegian police pls
<moop> tried to show muscle to a cute girl here
<moop> she just lold
<moop> she cute tho
<moop> she can lol
<moop> i'll allow it
<garne> wait what
<garne> Is this serious
<moop> ye garne
<moop> but i did it in a cute jokey way
<garne> Bad: please quote this
<gojira> ok so
<gojira> want to know how retarded i am?
<Bad> Oh nice, you're alive
<gojira> i've never failed this hard in my life
<gojira> yea
<gojira> my operation is the 18th
<gojira> not the 16th
<gojira> ......
<Raziel> LOL
<Bad> lmao
<Bad> good one
<gojira> they had to prescribe me extra meds
<gojira> because i had already taken them all
<gojira> and not eaten for 24 hours
<gojira> etc
<gojira> MOTHERFUCKER
<__bot__> New quote approved! https://qdb.lutro.me/535
<gar> the key point of this quote
<gar> is i didn't specify who will grab your dick
<gar> merely said someone will
<gar> and i guarantee it
<gar> :-)
<gar> can be guy, girl, police, ambulance, psychiatric ward
<gar> :----)
<gar> wtf ward grabbing your dick
<gar> a psychiatric ward grabbing your dick
<gar> i am dying
<nonpc> shit
<nonpc> I need to take a bath
<nonpc> in 8 mintues
<nonpc> fuck fuck fuck
<Naypam> :o
<Raziel> shower instead
<Raziel> problem fixed
<nonpc> Raziel, naw
<nonpc> my fingernails are very dirty
<nonpc> I need very warm water to put them in
<nonpc> :|
<Raziel> rofl
<BadFurDay> this is
<BadFurDay> the worst excuse ever
<nonpc> no, seriously
<nonpc> I couldnt wash them
<nonpc> fucking bicycle
<how-hiGh> anyone doing cold showers here?
<how-hiGh> it raises testosterone levels
<how-hiGh> brah it really works it seems
<how-hiGh> I wouldn't recommend bullshit to my fellas
<how-hiGh> brb sex drive
<how-hiGh> brb self confidence
<how-hiGh> brb masculinity
<how-hiGh> brb "animalistic instincts"