QDB

#847
<fredosan> penis size matters <fredosan> sorry <Phixion> im fine <Phixion> I measured <fredosan> at work? <fredosan> nice <Phixion> pro of being alone in the office <fredosan> no cctv? <Phixion> nope <fredosan> nice <Phixion> would break ashitton of laws iirc <Phixion> having cctv that is <fredosan> ;-) <Phixion> dick out is fine <fredosan> they won’t see <fredosan> it’s ok
#14
<Juno> wut <Juno> whats address and port <Juno> Naypam Raziel2p lovely <Raziel2p> squareownz.org 64738 <Juno> [16:30:38] Server connection failed: The remote host closed the connection. <Raziel2p> b& <Naypam> no it didn <Naypam> 64738 <Naypam> weird <Juno> password? <Naypam> none <Laizkiz> cunt1337 <Raziel2p> try changing your username <Naypam> there is no password and don't use a registered username <Juno> [16:34:12] Server connection failed: The remote host closed the connection <Juno> user name is zxsdcvkihbszdiyvb <Juno> doubt anyone using that <Laizkiz> Juno l2mumble <Juno> unless hes russian <Naypam> Juno is of noob <Juno> oh nvm <Juno> wrong program
#298
<Bad> I just had the worst adventurer ever. space I woke up with the need to shit and I was asleep seized so after shitting I wiped my ass with my sleeping boxer briefs now it's 1 a.m. and I'm busy washing shit away from my underwear also text to speech to text seems to be working well
#268
<Naypam> I just got naked <Naypam> and <Naypam> then tried to put my keys in my pocket <Naypam> dropped them on the floor <Naypam> :(
#542
<Bad> So <Bad> My girl talks about the guys that smoke fish for a living <Bad> What I pictured in my head was someone rolling a fish into a joint and smoking it <Bad> And it seemed normal to my brain <Bad> I was like this is what she meant yes <Bad> Then thought about it
#82
<Naypam> it's harder to cum through prostate stimulation! <Naypam> why do I say these things :( <Naypam> evil #redditeu making me say things I don't want to say
#549
<Juno> what is jew pick up line? <garne> hey gurl you israelly hot <moop> 'ay girl you look smokin'
#60
<kage> guys <kage> if you were so morbidly fat <kage> that you couldn't even jack off yourself <kage> would you buy a pet and have it suck your dick ? <kage> food for thought
#139
<Raziel> I have overlays waiting for you <Raziel> :3 <Naypam> :3 is the most useless smile <Naypam> it doesn't actually convey anything at all <Naypam> it's just pure superfluoity <BadFurDay> it does, Naypam <BadFurDay> it's the furfag smiley <Raziel> perfect for when I don't want to say anything in particular <BadFurDay> if you ever noticed, furries always end their phrases with :3 <BadFurDay> ALWAYS <Raziel> nyan :3 <BadFurDay> when you have some furry faggot popping up on your website <BadFurDay> you can tell by the :3 <BadFurDay> Raziel: furry <Raziel> if being in love with your hairy armpits makes me furry so be it
#652
<moop> fuck qdb <moop> rewatching a designated survivor scene for the third time because i was too busy reading qdb <moop> and rofling