<moop> So guys update
<moop> Remember they asked to piss in a jar?
<moop> I dropped it
<moop> Rip
<moop> TBH not my fault, my hands lack feelings
<BFD|Slave> When you're having a drink outside
<BFD|Slave> And a wasp gets into your drink
<BFD|Slave> And starts acting mad
<BFD|Slave> omg
<BFD|Slave> OMG
<BFD|Slave> Your drink is RUINED
<BFD|Slave> And you're scared shitless that it'll come out and sting the first thing it sees
<BFD|Slave> But everyone else is all "yeah okay it's just an insect, chill man"
<BFD|Slave> But it's a FUCKING WASP YOU CUNTS
<Naypam> inb4 raziel floating cars
<Naypam> been practicing on keys for years
<Naypam> can now float keys
<Naypam> cars*
<BadFurDay> what am I reading
<BadFurDay> Naypam you are drunk
<Naypam> Raziel | I have this weird thing where my hand floats one key to the right
<Naypam> wtf does that even bean BadFurDay
<BadFurDay> bean
<Naypam> explain it to me
<Naypam> awwwwwwwwwww what the fuck my boss
<Naypam> inb4 "raziel"
<BFD|Slave> "raziel"
<Raziel> wat
<Naypam> my teeth feel really clean
<Naypam> interesting
<Bad> wc3 story
<Bad> When I installed wc3 I couldn't believe how pretty it was
<Bad> Invited a friend over to see
<Bad> Cinematic starts
<Bad> Campaign mission where Jaina arrives
<Bad> HI MY NAME IS JAINA PROUDMORE
<Bad> Then the game gets stuck for some reason and it just loops
<Bad> JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE
<Bad> Shamed me
<Bad> Fuck wc3
<Bad> I just had the worst adventurer ever. space I woke up with the need to shit and I was asleep seized so after shitting I wiped my ass with my sleeping boxer briefs now it's 1 a.m. and I'm busy washing shit away from my underwear also text to speech to text seems to be working well
<Bad`> Do you have an extra chromosome?
<Bad`> Are you mentally deficient?
<Bad`> I'm ok with handicapped people, I'd rather just know it so I don't offend you
<Bad`> Maybe autism?
<InfernalBadger> .
<Bad`> It's ok you can tell us
<InfernalBadger> Ok, i got the
<InfernalBadger> Cant handle fucking morons syndrome
<Bad`> Wow I just got rekt
<InfernalBadger> And i need to take my medicine
<Raziel> how have you not commited suicide?
<InfernalBadger> Because i just read this
<Bad`> Raziel: Is this how you greet eachother in norway?
<Bad`> Seems like a standard greeting
<Bad`> Hello neighbors, suicided yet?
<Bad`> Nope, depressed but alive, you?
<Bad`> I tried yesterday but I'm too beta to do it
<Bad`> Norwegian conversation
<Bad`> Average.
<Bad> I'm actually laughing out loud at my own link so hard that I have a small nosebleed now
<Bad> fuck this
<how-hiGh> anyone doing cold showers here?
<how-hiGh> it raises testosterone levels
<how-hiGh> brah it really works it seems
<how-hiGh> I wouldn't recommend bullshit to my fellas
<how-hiGh> brb sex drive
<how-hiGh> brb self confidence
<how-hiGh> brb masculinity
<how-hiGh> brb "animalistic instincts"
<Naypam> you could replace tips
<Naypam> with an imaginary number at the end of your payment
<Naypam> so like if the waitress was really good
<Naypam> oh hey
<Naypam> the bill is 40.23?
<Naypam> have 40.23.9
<Naypam> but they actually only get 40.23
<Naypam> and a feeling of satisfaction