<Bad> moop: what the FUCK is a extuessl
<Bad> For real wtf
<moop> Bad: it's my mail
<Bad> wtf does it mean
<moop> wanted to get anton but it was taken
<Raziel> anton is taken? dammit
<Raziel> extuessl next best option
<Raziel> ??????????
<moop> tbh the real story behind extuessl is it was the kaptcha that i got after trying like 20 different account names
<moop> was like eh fuck it
<moop> tbh all my tries were anton0-19
<Bad> I thought Captain America was like 1h too long
<Bad> But many scenes in this trailer aren't even in the movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbayiPxkUMM
<Bad> Clearly it was even longer in first cut
<Bad> Oh wait that's not the same captain america
<Raziel> memes never die
<moop> Even :b:enis isn’t funny anymore
<Bad> 🅱️oob
<moop> 🅱️enis
<ad13> 🅱️ peppers are the worst
<ad13> fuck i deleted the ell when I pasted :(
<moop> Fookin Pedro police
<Naypam> tempted to put my exposed bellend in this cold san pelegrino to see if it feels nice
<Naypam> 🤔
<how-hiGh> she came to my house to netflix&chill
<how-hiGh> and said that she is on her period
<Naypam> lol'd
<how-hiGh> and I didnt force her to suck my cawk
<how-hiGh> we just made out and hugged, my penis was so hard that it hurt
<Bad> Vaginal intercourse during period is fine
<Bad> Just sayin
<how-hiGh> it was so awkward to just lay there and dont know what to do
<how-hiGh> so I turned actual movie
<how-hiGh> was pretty beta for me not to force suck cawk
<moop> fucking jesus man
<how-hiGh> I told her that true pirates aren't afraid of red sea
<Bad> LOL
<how-hiGh> but she didnt understand
<Bad> Hm I wonder how rich the guy who created Akamai is
<Bad> >died in 9/11
<Bad> lol
<how-hiGh> Bad
<how-hiGh> how long do you last in bed? no homo
<moop> no homo?
<Bad> 10000 hours
<Bad> you forgot to add srs how-hiGh
<Bad> so I answered not seriously
<how-hiGh> srs Bad
<Bad> ok
<how-hiGh> on a serious note*
<Bad> it depends
<Bad> sometimes it's 2 minutes, sometimes it's 2 hours
<how-hiGh> frauding
<how-hiGh> 2 hrs
<Bad> depends on the context and the situation
<how-hiGh> well quickie in toilet on party for example
<Bad> LOL
<Bad> that would be 0.1 seconds
<Bad> and then shame
<how-hiGh> why shame
<Bad> because 0.1 seconds
<how-hiGh> who cares what women think srs
<how-hiGh> its not alpha
<Bad> I'm not alpha
<Bad> I'm not beta either though
<how-hiGh> omega
<Bad> yeah I'm omega
<Bad> exactly
<Bad> omega male
<how-hiGh> its worse than beta btw
<Bad> no problem
<Bad> keep getting muscled body
<Bad> I'll go get women on my side
<Bad> :)
<how-hiGh> maybe you even let women to sit on your face to please them?
<how-hiGh> srs
<Bad> if they like it, sure
<how-hiGh> and you do stuff with your tongue, right?
<Bad> of course
<Garner> what am i reading
<Garner> high school redditeu
<Bad> Garner: I'm helping how-hiGh understand what being normal is like, but it's not easy
<how-hiGh> well I don't know about pussay licking
<how-hiGh> it's not natural
<Raziel> you don't know about pussy lucking
<Raziel> only asshole licking?
<Garner> didn't they teach you about sex in school, how-hiGh
<how-hiGh> I lick nipples
<how-hiGh> and necks
<how-hiGh> hope its enough
<Bad> For some women it's enough
<Bad> For others it's not
<Bad> Every woman likes different things
<Bad> Some don't like pussy licking, some love it
<how-hiGh> latter are called whores, right?
<Bad> Maybe
<Raziel> by nowadays standards to be a decent BF you have to lick anus
<Garner> if you don't do it you virgin
<Garner> srs
<Bad> Raziel: srs
<how-hiGh> Raziel quoting me right now :D
<how-hiGh> Bad what is pussy juice tastes like?
<Bad> LOL
<Bad> I can't even answer this question
<how-hiGh> do you enjoy it?
<Bad> pussy juice has no taste
<Bad> it has as much taste as kissing a mouth or whatever
<how-hiGh> its like saliva?
<Bad> unless your woman is not clean at all
<Bad> some women have a bit of a taste
<how-hiGh> Bad can you be my mentor? I might need to contact you when I'll get a GF
<Bad> but never seen a bad one
<Bad> LOL
<Bad> this is too funny
<Raziel> omfg
<Garner> yes
<Bad> Raziel: help
<Garner> he can be
<how-hiGh> semi srs
<Bad> (troll)
<Raziel> I spit out water
<Raziel> brb
<Bad> hahahahhaha
<Garner> rofl'd
<Bad> You know how-hiGh
<Bad> The thing that you need to do is actually communicate with your girl
<Bad> Ask her what she likes or does not like when you have sex
<Bad> And tell her what you would like her to do when you have sex
<Bad> It will be better for you and her
<how-hiGh> I remember making a thread on bb.com about losing my virginity
<Garner> wat
<Bad> Garner: It's a tradition on bb.com
<how-hiGh> and they said it was weird of me to ask her several times whether she came or not
<Bad> phaggot
<Garner> oh
<Bad> LOL
<Bad> You do not ask that
<Garner> jhahahahahaha
<Bad> At all
<Bad> If a woman comes you notice it
<how-hiGh> I didn't know then
<moop> if Bad gonna mentor how-hiGh i want him to mentor me too
<Bad> Hahahhaha
<Bad> Poor girl
<moop> i want to learn to cook like Bad
<Bad> She must have felt so ashamed
<Bad> moop: Sure, it's easy ! Anytime
<Garner> maybe not
<Garner> maybe girls in ukraine are also weird
<how-hiGh> Bad I want to assure you that she came several times during that night
<Garner> is it lesbian if i suck penis
<Garner> srs
<Bad> Garner: Imagine having sex as a girl and your guy keeps asking if you came
<how-hiGh> because my endurance was on top level
<how-hiGh> lol
<how-hiGh> I asked not during the actual intercourse, but in short breaks we took
<Garner> oh yeah
<Garner> tea time
<Garner> standard
<Bad> You do not need to ask that after sex rofl
<Bad> You will know by yourself if she came or not
<Bad> There are things a woman can't fake
<moop> well tbh some people can't read others
<moop> like, autists
<Bad> Yes moop it's called autism
<Bad> :D
<Bad> m'oop
<how-hiGh> are you hinting on me
<moop> how-hiGh: no i'm hinting on me
<Bad> type hinting
<how-hiGh> well
<how-hiGh> Bad so its okay to ask a girl "do you want me to lick your sugar walls?"
<Bad> Yes
<how-hiGh> on first date or before actual sex?
<Garner> rofl
<Bad> When the sex starts
<Bad> Before inserting penis in vagina
<Bad> You can ask if she enjoys receiving oral
<moop> and do call them sugar walls
<Bad> Most women do, but not all
<Garner> ^
<Bad> So it's better to ask
<how-hiGh> okay thanks for making it clear
<how-hiGh> I never had one
<how-hiGh> > age 24
<Bad> I like blowjobs, but not from every girl
<Bad> Some girls give garbage blowjobs
<moop> and stick a finger up the bum
<moop> yes
<moop> i know
<Bad> Yeah that doesn't help hhahahah
<Garner> hhahahah
<how-hiGh> you notice how Raziel becomes silent when we share our sex experience?
<how-hiGh> looks like self ownage
<how-hiGh> he must be jelly as hell
<Bad> Clearly is
<Bad> Right now Raziel is EXTREMELY jelly
<Bad> I am 100% sure of it
<how-hiGh> yeah might even doing desperate jerking right now
<Garner> i'd prefer being virgin than being how-hiGh
<how-hiGh> thats offensive
<Raziel> fuck off I'm watching true detective
<how-hiGh> Bad is answering all question tonight
<Bad> you get a very thin hollow glass tube and insert it into a man's urethra then you hit the penis with a hammer, smashing said glass tube inside of the guys penis.
<Naypam> you could replace tips
<Naypam> with an imaginary number at the end of your payment
<Naypam> so like if the waitress was really good
<Naypam> oh hey
<Naypam> the bill is 40.23?
<Naypam> have 40.23.9
<Naypam> but they actually only get 40.23
<Naypam> and a feeling of satisfaction
<Raziel> hate headaches so much
<Raziel> especially because they only ever happen on weekends
<moop> thank you Raziel
<Raziel> for what?
<moop> you're the closest i have to gf excuse of not wanting to have sex
<moop> <3