<Naypalm> I just wanna cum
<Naypalm> awwww yeeah
<Naypalm> god damn
<Naypalm> allllll nighhttttt
<Naypalm> alllllll nayyyyyyyyytttttttttyyyyyy
<Naypalm> nay is in everything
<Naypalm> grr
<Naypalm> argh
<gojira> ok so
<gojira> want to know how retarded i am?
<Bad> Oh nice, you're alive
<gojira> i've never failed this hard in my life
<gojira> yea
<gojira> my operation is the 18th
<gojira> not the 16th
<gojira> ......
<Raziel> LOL
<Bad> lmao
<Bad> good one
<gojira> they had to prescribe me extra meds
<gojira> because i had already taken them all
<gojira> and not eaten for 24 hours
<gojira> etc
<gojira> MOTHERFUCKER
<Wan> My keyboard wanted to autocomplete welcome to the cum zone
<Wan> France emergency state is getting out of hand
<Wan> Even white people have their bags checked
<Naypam> so right
<Naypam> I was with dunkyp
<Naypam> rumboald on chess.com
<Naypam> at his flat warming
<Naypam> I got really drunk
<Naypam> like we played this card game
<Naypam> and I filled a pint glass with 50/50 vodka
<Naypam> after already drinking a 35cl to myself
<Naypam> so I finished most of a 70cl of vodka MORE
<Naypam> and then
gotten dressed.
<Naypam> went to the toilet
<Naypam> took off ALL of my clothes
<Naypam> and started masturbating apparently
<Naypam> I don't really remember
<Naypam> my friends had to break down the bathroom door
<Naypam> and they found me naked masturbating
<Happy0> lmao.. good god :|
<gar> rofl
<gar> i love how the dm writes irrelevant words in capital letters
<gar> the queen JUST died today
<moop> wait gar she did?
<gar> yes
<ad13> fuck you gar, I had a heart attack
<gar> ad13: why
<ad13> you said the queen died
<Raziel> oh no
<Raziel> I forgot to buy butter
<moop> quick, notify the media
<moop> butter shortage localized entirely in your home
<moop> and nobody can see it
<Raziel> frying onions in olive oil just isn't the same
<moop> i thought olive oil isn't made for frying
<fabe> yeah but i would go insane as a parent if people just started searching for the body
<wellborg> fabe: isnt the statistic on kidnapped people is that they die pretty soon after the fact?
<fabe> i have no idea wellborg
<fabe> dux0r do you kill your victims quickly?
<dux0r> I like to freeze my poop n stab em with it then wait a week to see if they get infected
<Raziel> REMIND ME AGAIN WHY I CAME BACK TO THIS SHITHOLE OF WISPY BEARDED POT SMOKING FAT FAGCUNT BITCOIN WORSHIPPERS WHO OBSESS OVER ME AND MAKE A SPORT OUT OF DRIVING ME INSANE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<lovely> dux0r
<lovely> can you do a Raziel impression?
<dux0r> can't, I'm busy installing RoR legacy drivers for adhoc php5 libs
<dux0r> then making some invigorating green leaf tea
<lovely> thank you