<Bad> Naypam if a USB has a driver
<Bad> Do you travel on a USB
<Bad> Or in a USB ?
<ad13> Bad: it has a driver because it's a bus
<ad13> duh
<Phixion> just realized
<Phixion> not gonna return to #virginity
<Phixion> glad to meet ya
<kage__> thought about getting a webcam for you guys
<kage__> but then decided not to
<kage__> cause i play in my underwear
<happy0> ararararara~
<Raziel> lol
<Ensiferous> kage__: What brand?
<kage__> logitech
<kage__> ofc
<kage__> i only buy logitech peripherals
<kage__> their 1080p webcam
<Ensiferous> kage__: No what brand of underwear?
<nonpc> BadFurDay, how's coding going
<BadFurDay> Good !
<nonpc> What are you coding bro?
<Garner> A penis in 3d
<BadFurDay> nonpc: A penis in 3d
<BadFurDay> Actually, doing something silly for my website on april 1st
<BadFurDay> A rain of spinning dicks
<Garner> Wow
<BadFurDay> They fall down slowly like snowflakes, funny shit
<BadFurDay> I am so not 12 years old
<Garner> Hard to code though, must be sure semen doesn't leak
<BadFurDay> :D
<BadFurDay> Super easy to code, won't leak
<BadFurDay> You just add a dickplug()
<BadFurDay> And an urethratampon()
<moop> so guys i was thinking
<moop> maybe i should freeze some sperm in case i am actually diagnosed with ms
<moop> that way i'll have some healthy sperm for the future
<moop> that isn't affected by the diagnose
<BFD|Slave> Garner: Let's talk about moop's masturbation habits. He looks at trannies and gay porn, then, once he's about to ejaculate, he grabs his balls tightly and says « no no no no, I'm not allowed to come, I'm heterosexual ». Once the deed is (not) done, he looks for some hetero porn and spends 2h trying to get himself to come, usually only managing it when there's one of those shots from behind where you are exposed to a man's scrot and ass as he does a girl. He then goes on internet forums and IRC channels to tell everyone he's just masturbated, to make himself feel better. They call him a faggot and a homo, but deep inside he knows he never came to gay porn or trannies, and that makes him strictly hetero. He's proud of it. He's the proudest little virgin on the face of the planet.
<moop> i will use this excuse for the next 5 years
<moop> accidentally grab girl tits
<moop> imma be like "sry baby i had roids"
<moop> and she be like "hemorhoids?"
<moop> and i'll be like "no... the manly stuff... come on you know"
<moop> "the ball shrinking thing?"
<moop> "yeah, you got it"
<Naypam> I once got a reacharound from a gay but I didn't get hard so it didn't work
<Naypam> part of the bits of gay I've done
<Naypam> ate someone's smegma too but that's another story
<Valacar> anal is how moop fails
<Raziel> I have overlays waiting for you
<Raziel> :3
<Naypam> :3 is the most useless smile
<Naypam> it doesn't actually convey anything at all
<Naypam> it's just pure superfluoity
<BadFurDay> it does, Naypam
<BadFurDay> it's the furfag smiley
<Raziel> perfect for when I don't want to say anything in particular
<BadFurDay> if you ever noticed, furries always end their phrases with :3
<BadFurDay> ALWAYS
<Raziel> nyan :3
<BadFurDay> when you have some furry faggot popping up on your website
<BadFurDay> you can tell by the :3
<BadFurDay> Raziel: furry
<Raziel> if being in love with your hairy armpits makes me furry so be it