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#442
<Bad> Oh rofl guys I have to tell you about my dream tonight btw <Bad> I was with Raziel in Cannes walking about <Bad> And Raziel kicked something on the ground <Bad> And I thought it would be funny to shout allah akbar as he did it <Bad> Then I turn around <Bad> And there's a family of muslims <Bad> And they tried to kill us <Bad> I ran so hard it woke me up at 2 am
#286
<Naypam> I'm going on stats! he's playing really well <Naypam> lost to classic but meh <Bad> Classic is godlike in PvP though <Bad> As I told you <Bad> And you didn't believe me [ earlier that month ] <Bad> Naypam: Classic ? - ? Stats (bo7) <Bad> 2-4 imo <Bad> Naypam: btw I'm actually rooting for Classic <Bad> Even though Stats gon win <Bad> Got hopes that Classic can upset <Bad> Gogogo <Naypam> I'm rooting for stats ofc
#331
<Bad> hey Garner do you know where the jews fled from norway after all their rice got burned <Bad> Israziel
#269
<Bad> I love how Naypam calls people prissy <Bad> but he is a fucking flower of the highest order <Bad> you're a flower Naypam <Bad> that's what
#44
<fabe> yeah but i would go insane as a parent if people just started searching for the body <wellborg> fabe: isnt the statistic on kidnapped people is that they die pretty soon after the fact? <fabe> i have no idea wellborg <fabe> dux0r do you kill your victims quickly? <dux0r> I like to freeze my poop n stab em with it then wait a week to see if they get infected
#40
<Naypam> so right <Naypam> I was with dunkyp <Naypam> rumboald on chess.com <Naypam> at his flat warming <Naypam> I got really drunk <Naypam> like we played this card game <Naypam> and I filled a pint glass with 50/50 vodka <Naypam> after already drinking a 35cl to myself <Naypam> so I finished most of a 70cl of vodka MORE <Naypam> and then gotten dressed. <Naypam> went to the toilet <Naypam> took off ALL of my clothes <Naypam> and started masturbating apparently <Naypam> I don't really remember <Naypam> my friends had to break down the bathroom door <Naypam> and they found me naked masturbating <Happy0> lmao.. good god :|
#84
<zid> money, in norway, much like salmon, just leaps out at you and lands in your boat
#502
<Bad> I was doing all this sports shit right <Bad> Rollerblading used to be seen as not gay back in the day so there were always groupie-ish girls <Bad> And this one once told me my parents are gone tonight I'll be bored wanna come over :))))) <Bad> I said no I have to practice for next week's race and I'll need sleep <Bad> Took me like 5 years to have a random flashback memory to this scene <Bad> That made me cringe so hard I had to stop walking and start talking out loud to myself <Bad> I think everyone who's been social in their teens went through such an experience <Bad> With or without remembering it <Raziel> thank god I wasn't social [sometime later] <Raziel> https://www.twitch.tv/shadder2k placements about to happen <Raziel> this was massively entertainign last time he did it <moop> eh i'll watch <Raziel> wanna mumble while we watch moop? <moop> Raziel: nah but ty <gojira> Bad: ^ <gojira> moop just didnt realized )
#49
<Juno> the bash quotes thing sucks anyway <Juno> no good ones
#404
<moop> 11:13 <Bad> Reached 3+ years uptime on a Vista machine <moop> this is a lie <Bad> moop I have ThArGos as a witness :D <Bad> He was trying to kill it any way he could <moop> when windows loves to randomly restart itself because of updates <Bad> I have updates disabled <Bad> Always had <moop> then you had viruses Bad <Bad> I don't download or install retarded shit <moop> >says doesn't download retarded shit <moop> >downloaded all of under the dome