<Naypam> perl's a joke language that I use to joke in
<Naypam> I are confus
<Naypam> why is ansible finding files in the glob that don't exist
<Raziel> you're running it on the wrong server!!
<Raziel> rip your devops career
<Naypam> I am not!
<Naypam> and it's running on both hypervisors anyway
<Naypam> somehow on both of them finding a file that's not there
<Naypam> ahhhhh
<Naypam> my life
<Naypam> fuck you ansible
<Naypam> wtb chef/salt/slaughter
<Bad> Scots 'Sheldon Cooper' admits inability to use ansible during Raziel sting
<Bad> btw Naypam when you figure out the problem tell us
<Bad> I'm curious
<Bad> Might learn something from it
<Naypam> oh wait no Raziel is correct
<Naypam> my bad
<Naypam> was on my local computer
* Naypam facedesk
<Naypam> https://github.com/ansible/ansible/issues/10115#issuecomment-71756883
<Gloop> Garner so nigger he can't even spell job
<Garner> fuck you Gloop
<Garner> you french pornstar
<Raziel> oh no
<Raziel> I forgot to buy butter
<moop> quick, notify the media
<moop> butter shortage localized entirely in your home
<moop> and nobody can see it
<Raziel> frying onions in olive oil just isn't the same
<moop> i thought olive oil isn't made for frying
<Naypam> afk Garner 10/10
<Garner> sup
<Naypam> > says pp
<Garner> yeah was with postman
<Naypam> > doesn't pause
<Naypam> > I pause for Garner
<Naypam> > says back
<Naypam> > unpauses
<Naypam> > goes afk
<Naypam> after sleepover
<Naypam> went for showher, masturbate on floor
<Naypam> have shower
<Naypam> perfecet
<Naypam> but everybody's done that too
<Naypam> also omg was a party
<Naypam> hot girls and everything
<Naypam> but I masturbated in the toilet
<Naypam> was awesome
<Naypam> then went for a walk with a friend smoking
<Naypam> like a tree
<BFD|Slave> god
<BFD|Slave> this guy
<Naypam> BFD|Slave nightmare
<BFD|Slave> is King Wank
<BFD|Slave> more wanker than a wanker
<kage> what can i say...
<Naypam> yeah but when you'er like 15
<Naypam> you see a leg
<Naypam> FAP FAP FAP
<BFD|Slave> at a party with hot girls
<BFD|Slave> BETTER FAP
<BFD|Slave> what the fuck
<Naypam> well it was after the party had died down
<kage> nay, does haiku know all this ?
<kage> is he gonna wake up one day
<kage> and see you on top of his bed
<kage> masturbating ?
<BFD|Slave> kage: rofl, I can imagine haiku arriving at Naypam's place, and nay going "Yeah so we'll have to share a bunk bed"
<BFD|Slave> With a huge smile on his face
<kage> like the one i'm having right now
<kage> right ?
<BFD|Slave> yes
<BFD|Slave> pretty much
<kage> that would be awesome
<dux0r> =/
<Naypam> it's okay
<Naypam> I'm the master of subtlty
<how-hiGh> you never eaten ass? srs
<moop> srs
<how-hiGh> ever eaten ass or not moop?
<moop> never
<how-hiGh> lmao must be a virgin
<moop> lmoa
<how-hiGh> Bad` moop never licked girls anus lol @ him
<how-hiGh> moop you are missing out srs
<moop> srs
<how-hiGh> by nowadays standards to be a decent BF you have to lick anus
<Naypam> but are you here to troll?
<Naypam> or here for the same reason the rest of us are?
<Twipply> Nope
<Twipply> Dank memes?
<Naypam> a deep eternal feeling of lonliness and lack of social ability?
<Twipply> omg we're like the same person
<Naypam> but yeah I guess dank meems are the same thing
<Naypam> so right
<Naypam> I was with dunkyp
<Naypam> rumboald on chess.com
<Naypam> at his flat warming
<Naypam> I got really drunk
<Naypam> like we played this card game
<Naypam> and I filled a pint glass with 50/50 vodka
<Naypam> after already drinking a 35cl to myself
<Naypam> so I finished most of a 70cl of vodka MORE
<Naypam> and then
gotten dressed.
<Naypam> went to the toilet
<Naypam> took off ALL of my clothes
<Naypam> and started masturbating apparently
<Naypam> I don't really remember
<Naypam> my friends had to break down the bathroom door
<Naypam> and they found me naked masturbating
<Happy0> lmao.. good god :|
<Laiz> Raziel doto?
<DOTO> wat