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#298
<Bad> I just had the worst adventurer ever. space I woke up with the need to shit and I was asleep seized so after shitting I wiped my ass with my sleeping boxer briefs now it's 1 a.m. and I'm busy washing shit away from my underwear also text to speech to text seems to be working well
#463
<Naypam> I wouldn't mind being a fairy <Naypam> of the elven variety though
#143
<happy0> inb4 penis joke <BadFurDay> penis joke <happy0> hahah. every time
#260
<Naypam> fuck you python 3.4 <Naypam> fuck <Naypam> you <Naypam> worst shit of all time <Raziel> sucking at programming again are we? <Naypam> wait nvm <Naypam> python 3.4 > all <Naypam> just forgot to source bin/activate <Naypam> NOTHING TO SEE HERE
#462
<moop> Raziel: probably you have some tiny asshole that is hard to spot
#283
<ad13> in Java, everything's verbose as fuck and you have no sugar at all <ad13> but it's fairly consistent at the language level <ad13> in c# though, oh boy <ad13> long = 64-bit signed non-null primitive <ad13> long? = 64-bit signed non-null primitive <ad13> decimal = 128-bit signed non-null primitive <ad13> decimal? = 128-bit signed null primitive <ad13> object = object reference null allowed <how-hiGh> this way too advanced for me, stop pls <how-hiGh> liberal arts crew
#286
<Naypam> I'm going on stats! he's playing really well <Naypam> lost to classic but meh <Bad> Classic is godlike in PvP though <Bad> As I told you <Bad> And you didn't believe me [ earlier that month ] <Bad> Naypam: Classic ? - ? Stats (bo7) <Bad> 2-4 imo <Bad> Naypam: btw I'm actually rooting for Classic <Bad> Even though Stats gon win <Bad> Got hopes that Classic can upset <Bad> Gogogo <Naypam> I'm rooting for stats ofc
#235
<Garner> that <Garner> fucking update <Garner> hard in the cock <Garner> whoredom rife <Garner> before the update takes fucklong <Garner> brother shall show balls to brother <Garner> wang age dong age spear age sword age <Raziel> what the fuck <Garner> a sword stands up between my hips <Garner> my hidden fleece sends forth its scent of human oil
#123
<Naypam> god damn my toilet is broke <lovely> broken I assume? <Naypam> broke! <lovely> is it an gash? <Naypam> not sure how to activate the toilet from inside the pool of water * Naypam stupid <Naypam> nothing pulls! but the toilet handle is a lever1 <Naypam> so idk <Naypam> it's come detached from something <kage> haiku left for 1 day <kage> and your house completely falls apart <kage> i'd check if there are any screws missing <lovely> haha
#278
<how-hiGh> so.. <how-hiGh> http://i.imgur.com/KLBVz2C.jpg <how-hiGh> rate my body/10 <Bad`> how-hiGh: obviously you'd post a picture in underwear <Bad`> not gay <Bad`> with visible dick bulge <how-hiGh> you are so gay looking at that area <how-hiGh> jesus... <how-hiGh> should've check quads and pecks <how-hiGh> dont show this pic to norwegian phaggot <Bad`> don't worry how-hiGh, I don't think he wants to see it anyway <Bad`> he's not into that whole closet homosexuality thing you have going on <how-hiGh> taking selfie in underwear is gay?