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#724
<Bad> mfw also tired from late night sup fgarnier bro <Bad> Except it's because I woke myself up in the middle of the night by farting somehow <Bad> And couldn't fall back to sleep <Bad> Failure level high
#644
<ad13> goodness <ad13> just got a linked in message for a position in luxembourg; consulting for the software i used to work on <ad13> job sounds shit but the recruiter is gorgeous
#535
<Bad> Raziel seriously it's simple <Bad> you are norwegian <Bad> you have money <Bad> you can play guitar <Bad> just go in the streets <Bad> follow a woman <Bad> if she looks good step in front of her <Bad> and go <Bad> anyway here's wonderwall <Bad> guaranteed success <Bad> gogogo <gar> ye do it Raziel <gar> or helicopter dick <gar> 10/10 body language <gar> psychologically girls want to grab <gar> do it <gar> in public <gar> i guarantee someone will grab your dick
#111
<kage> D. we are so fucking bad at games, it's hilarious <dux0r> speak for urself <dux0r> im grand masters <kage> at masturbating <kage> me too
#159
<dux0r> You know the stick Ent in LOTR that gets set on fire then pushed over with the water? <dux0r> That's Naypam <dux0r> Skinny as a fuckin stick and 2 miles tall
#679
<Raziel> what the fucking shit <Raziel> `import pip` fails from bpython but not in a plain .py file <Raziel> rage <Wan> :b:python <Wan> 🅱️ <Wan> wait for it <Wan> :b:python <Wan> hmm <Wan> 😂😂 <Wan> 🅱️🅱️ <Wan> 🅱️ python <Wan> 🅱️ ython
#536
<__bot__> New quote approved! https://qdb.lutro.me/535 <gar> the key point of this quote <gar> is i didn't specify who will grab your dick <gar> merely said someone will <gar> and i guarantee it <gar> :-) <gar> can be guy, girl, police, ambulance, psychiatric ward <gar> :----) <gar> wtf ward grabbing your dick <gar> a psychiatric ward grabbing your dick <gar> i am dying
#90
<Naypalm> used my ex gf's dildo too <BFD|Slave> Why would you dildo your ass Naypalm <BFD|Slave> Why <Naypalm> wondered what it was like <Naypalm> it was all pink and squishy <BFD|Slave> And what was it like? <Naypalm> pretty shit
#76
<Raziel> specialtaktiks <how-hiGh> greek =( <nonpc> wut <how-hiGh> oh specialtaktiks is two english words lol, i thought it's last name HAHAHA
#336
<Bad> yo Raziel <Bad> if you were trying to find where an alcoholic scot collapsed <Bad> where would you look? <+Raziel> erm <+Raziel> anywhere in scotland? <Bad> no <Bad> behind bars <Bad> it's funny because nay is going to jail <Bad> anyway I gave nay a copy of microsoft outlook so he can write mails to us <Bad> however <Bad> it's a TRIAL version