QDB

#49
<Juno> the bash quotes thing sucks anyway <Juno> no good ones
#559
<garne> Really hope my boss is not waiting for the same train <garne> Boring to be on the train with your boss everyday <garne> also since the only thing in common we have is 1) we both have a dick (i think he does) 2) we both go to sweden very often
#4
<zid> I am learning SVEEEDISH <Twipply> Ich bin Twipply. <zid> That's dutchermic <dux0r> uno momento porfavor senor <zid> that's missing its accents <dux0r> EY, UNO MOMENTO YO SENORO! PORFAVOREYYYY
#766
<how-hiGh> are you raised on a farm bad? <Bad> No but my sister owns a farm <how-hiGh> cause you sure know how to rise my cock
#413
<Steelio> psycho holiday keeps spamming me <Steelio> he's so fuckin annoying <moopie> where yo uknow psycho from <Steelio> i added him cause i recognized him from redditeu <Steelio> he's annoying
#92
<zid> You tell that bitch, that in the ghetto, that washing non-color safe synthetics at 60C degress might cost you your life
#774
<Raziel> personally I'm a pedophile in the meaning of being afraid of walking
#123
<Naypam> god damn my toilet is broke <lovely> broken I assume? <Naypam> broke! <lovely> is it an gash? <Naypam> not sure how to activate the toilet from inside the pool of water * Naypam stupid <Naypam> nothing pulls! but the toilet handle is a lever1 <Naypam> so idk <Naypam> it's come detached from something <kage> haiku left for 1 day <kage> and your house completely falls apart <kage> i'd check if there are any screws missing <lovely> haha
#647
<moop> i put sugar and milk in my coffee! <moop> i'm a monster <Bad> I don't see anything wrong with milk or sugar in coffee. <Raziel> there's nothing wrong with it <Raziel> just like there's nothing wrong with being a woman, or being gay
#713
<Bad> Just had a once in a lifetime experience <Bad> Taking a shit during a hiccup <Bad> It's so funny <Bad> Every hiccup makes a bit of shit plop down in the water