QDB

#48
< Malice^> micropenis? where? < Malice^> GET IT
#207
<Bad> do you know Raziel <Bad> why she couldn't fit a block of 5gb of shit up her ass? <Raziel> wat <Bad> it's obvious Raziel <Bad> because the ass was fat32
#163
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#724
<Bad> mfw also tired from late night sup fgarnier bro <Bad> Except it's because I woke myself up in the middle of the night by farting somehow <Bad> And couldn't fall back to sleep <Bad> Failure level high
#652
<moop> fuck qdb <moop> rewatching a designated survivor scene for the third time because i was too busy reading qdb <moop> and rofling
#271
<how-hiGh> moop how did you quit being awkward? <how-hiGh> advice
#110
<kage> also i suck cock rofl
#289
<Raziel> if you have 300apm in platinum <Raziel> I think you've got problems <Raziel> like parkinson's
#24
<BFD|Slave> When you're having a drink outside <BFD|Slave> And a wasp gets into your drink <BFD|Slave> And starts acting mad <BFD|Slave> omg <BFD|Slave> OMG <BFD|Slave> Your drink is RUINED <BFD|Slave> And you're scared shitless that it'll come out and sting the first thing it sees <BFD|Slave> But everyone else is all "yeah okay it's just an insect, chill man" <BFD|Slave> But it's a FUCKING WASP YOU CUNTS
#292
<how-hiGh> just trimmed my nipples