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#62
<ad13> lovely: the blackouts are because japan shat itself at fukushima, and turned ALL nuclear power off <ad13> it's not coming back on. <Naypam> there's a black out? <Naypam> nigger! run!
#849
<Bad> wc3 story <Bad> When I installed wc3 I couldn't believe how pretty it was <Bad> Invited a friend over to see <Bad> Cinematic starts <Bad> Campaign mission where Jaina arrives <Bad> HI MY NAME IS JAINA PROUDMORE <Bad> Then the game gets stuck for some reason and it just loops <Bad> JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE <Bad> Shamed me <Bad> Fuck wc3
#58
<lovely> Raziel: Guess what I tested today. <Raziel> programming in visual basic <lovely> No. <lovely> If my phone is waterproof. <Raziel> did you test it on purpose? <lovely> More a spur of the moment thing. <Raziel> I take that as a no <Raziel> so <Raziel> what was the test result? <lovely> It's not waterproof. <Raziel> interesting <lovely> Yeah.
#778
<ad13> get on tinder <ad13> ehh... mumble
#418
<how-hiGh> I think I just found anti-fap cure <moop> anti-fap? <moop> what's anti-fap <how-hiGh> okay fap cure <how-hiGh> when you are really horny and can't control yourself anymore <moop> ye <moop> what's the cure <how-hiGh> you already went to the porn site, but the trick is to search for gay porn. It will kill your boner very fast <how-hiGh> already tested several times, always work <how-hiGh> however those things cannot be unseen <moop> this how-hiGh <how-hiGh> but we're grown men, reight?
#789
<moop> VAGIN: vary anxious inhale (for a) nibba
#858
<pitastrudl> im also mad at someone, he had like 3 months to finish his thesis, and he did almost nothing, only started now <pitastrudl> thats me btw
#84
<zid> money, in norway, much like salmon, just leaps out at you and lands in your boat
#89
<Naypalm> I've had gay things in my ass too just didn't enjoy it!
#518
<gar> this is cringe #1 of the day <gar> Trying to hold against something while the train moves, it's so crowded i kept touching that girl's hand by accident <Bad> nice <gar> Then i moved it and she moved it as well <gar> touched again <Bad> rofl <gar> 3 times