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#775
<ad13> I once asked a drunk edinburgh compsci student if she wanted to make my buffer overflow
#256
<dux0r> You know how in Half Life when Gordon Freeman get's to the lambda complex but he can't enter because it's too full of radioactive toxins everywhere <dux0r> That's like #redditeu <dux0r> You can't enter it because it's too full of homosexual social failure toxins
#205
<Bad> I thought of you today btw Raziel <Bad> There was this funny looking midget right <Bad> Because he was black and I had never seen a black midget before <Bad> Well, there's that singer from the Geto Boys but he looks jamaican black, not african black <Bad> Anyway I was like damn that's interesting <Bad> And like, that would be a sight for my man Raziel <Bad> Pretty much it. <Raziel> o_o
#508
<Valacar> duolingo teaches sweden's swedish that is different from finland's swedish -_- <Naypam> so you admit you don't speak finnish but finnish swedish? <Valacar> so i have to translate finnish to english to finland's sweden to sweden's swedish when i'm using duolingo! <Valacar> a lot harder than english to spanish <Naypam> > finland's sweden <Naypam> I see the rivalry is still strong <Naypam> technically it's not YOUR sweden <Raziel> no no you're misreading it Naypam <Raziel> it's short for "finland is sweden" <Naypam> ohhh <Valacar> oh my god
#184
<kage> i tried going commando for a while in highschool <kage> but my balls got too sweaty <kage> too often <BFD|Slave> :( <kage> :(
#452
<Raziel> hate headaches so much <Raziel> especially because they only ever happen on weekends <moop> thank you Raziel <Raziel> for what? <moop> you're the closest i have to gf excuse of not wanting to have sex <moop> <3
#70
<Naypam> fuck this <Naypam> I am so mad right now [ Five minutes later ] <Naypam> never been mad bro
#500
<Psycho_Holiday> gojira, will be unicum soon moop <moop> unicum <Psycho_Holiday> super-unicum for today
#654
<Raziel> I started taking beer today <Bad> Raziel: this usage of « taking » makes it sound like a hard drug <Bad> like you injected beer in your veins with a syringe <Raziel> well it is isn't it <Bad> or sniffed beer <Bad> Yeah it is a hard drug <Bad> But I mean <Raziel> I took it orally <Bad> name of your sextape
#107
< haiku > ~~~~~~~COPY PASTE THIS IF YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL GYPPO ROMANIAN WHO DON'T NEED NO PICKPOCKETING ADVICE~~~~~~~~~~~