<Naypam> funny story related to penises
<Naypam> took off my watch and masturbated at like 8am this morning
<Naypam> fell asleep
<Naypam> slept on my watch
<Naypam> woke up with watch mark on my bum
<Naypam> true story
<gojira> I can't breathe this is too funny.
<gojira> Someone I know. At her teambuilding excercise.
<gojira> Had to do on interpretive dance.
<gojira> Not alone but with her team.
<Naypam> that isn't teambuilding
<Naypam> that is hummiliation?
<gojira> And they all had to dance to pretend to be parts of their infrastructure.
<gojira> Nojoke.
<Naypam> how
<gojira> She was the NFS.
<gojira> lmao
<Gloop> Garner so nigger he can't even spell job
<Garner> fuck you Gloop
<Garner> you french pornstar
<fgarnier_> anyway need to go out before ida arrives
<fgarnier_> buy some flower, and other surprise shit
<fgarnier_> like ice cream etc
<Raziel> do surprise shit in toilet pls
<fgarnier_> what is surprise shit in toilet
<Raziel> surprise shit belongs in the toilet
<fgarnier_> it’s ok i don’t need to shit
<Raziel> that's what you think
<Raziel> that's why it's surpise shit
[ 10 minutes later ]
<fgarnier_> FUCK YOU raziel
<fgarnier_> i have to shit. how did you predict this
<Raziel> surprise shit :)))
<Naypam> dota too hard
<Bad> I am probably a multiple time cuckold IВ don't give a single shit hahahahah
<kage> i tried going commando for a while in highschool
<kage> but my balls got too sweaty
<kage> too often
<BFD|Slave> :(
<kage> :(
<lovely> dux0r
<lovely> can you do a Raziel impression?
<dux0r> can't, I'm busy installing RoR legacy drivers for adhoc php5 libs
<dux0r> then making some invigorating green leaf tea
<lovely> thank you
<Naypam> true story: I came in my own eye once
<moop> like 9pm my flight is I think
<moop> oh no, flight on 11th at 13am
<moop> er
<moop> pm