<BFD|Slave> When you're having a drink outside
<BFD|Slave> And a wasp gets into your drink
<BFD|Slave> And starts acting mad
<BFD|Slave> omg
<BFD|Slave> OMG
<BFD|Slave> Your drink is RUINED
<BFD|Slave> And you're scared shitless that it'll come out and sting the first thing it sees
<BFD|Slave> But everyone else is all "yeah okay it's just an insect, chill man"
<BFD|Slave> But it's a FUCKING WASP YOU CUNTS
<Raziel> do you know what's happening to your eyes as it's getting better again?
<Raziel> like are parts of the eyeball healing or what
<moop> yeah exactly
<moop> lazors cut everything out so it takes time to revive
<moop> like, everything between the lazor and the part it needs to fix
<Raziel> cool that it heals by itself
<Bad> >heals by itself
<Bad> lol Raziel
<Bad> You really think that's how it works
<Bad> Read up on judaism
<moop> you joke but there are techniques on how to regrow your foreskin
<moop> it's like stretching your earlobes but instead you do that with the penis flesh
<Garner> mfw i now have a huge whiteboard at home
<Bad> knowing you it's probably a brownboard but you insist it's white
<Raziel> if you have 300apm in platinum
<Raziel> I think you've got problems
<Raziel> like parkinson's
<moop> man i need to buy a shaving knife
<Naypam> I wouldn't mind being a fairy
<Naypam> of the elven variety though
<moop> didn't you take english lessons?
<how-hiGh> well i attended free english clubs that mormons ran back in the day
<how-hiGh> lol
<moop> ...mormons
<how-hiGh> they asked us to hold each other hands and sing songs to praise the Lord
<__bot__> [anlutro/qdb] New commit to master by anlutro: add some very basic antispam - https://github.com/anlutro/qdb/commit/3bf54fc22b
<FredG> autismpam?
<FredG> ah nvm
<FredG> read that wrong
<gojira> nimbus
<gojira> (other types of cloud)
<gojira> i only know nimbus
<Naypam> straterata
<Naypam> or something
<Naypam> stratera?
<Naypam> idk
<Raziel> and something that sounds like columbus but not quite
<Raziel> why do they all end in -bus
<Naypam> to distinguish them from planes
<moop> 10:03 <Bad> Tbh the saddest thing is he outlived Naypam. He really seemed to want to see tb die. For petty reasons.
<moop> haha thought about it too