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<Naypam> BAAAAAAAAH
<Raziel> that's what she said
<Bad> Naypam if a USB has a driver
<Bad> Do you travel on a USB
<Bad> Or in a USB ?
<ad13> Bad: it has a driver because it's a bus
<ad13> duh
<Bad> I thought Captain America was like 1h too long
<Bad> But many scenes in this trailer aren't even in the movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbayiPxkUMM
<Bad> Clearly it was even longer in first cut
<Bad> Oh wait that's not the same captain america
< Naypam > the guy's scottish is too thick to understand
<Naypam> I have more sperm than you BFD|Slave
<zid> in your mouth
<Naypam> I wish
<zid> wut
<zid> as in, "wut a faggot"
<Naypam> I occasionally eat my own sperm
<zid> I did it once
<zid> it was a bad idea
<zid> It had a poor texture
<Naypam> yeah the texture is pretty bad
<Naypam> doesn't taste bad though
<Naypam> funny after taste too
<Naypam> but it saves wiping it with a sock or something
<zid> I use discarded crisp packets / coke cans when I am being lazy
<Naypam> yeah that's fine
<Naypam> usually just use disgarded underwear these days!
<Naypam> used to just wipe with my bed sheet
<zid> not a box?
<Naypam> but if girls stay over I'd rather them not sleep in ancient cum stains
<Naypam> well I wouldn't mind
<Naypam> but they might
<lovely> wat
<Naypam> I also paid for the stamp
<Naypam> in 1p coins
<Naypam> 79 of them
<Naypam> rofl'd
<Naypam> the guy was mad at the post office
<Bad`> LOL Naypam
<Bad`> hahahahahhahaaaaaaaa
<Naypam> but I needed to get rid of my shit change
<Raziel> ..........
<Raziel> oh
<Bad`> 79 queens
<Bad`> I'd rage
<Naypam> I made little stacks of 10
<Naypam> 7 stacks of them
<Naypam> then took one off
<Naypam> then PUSHED THEM ALL OVER INTO HIS COLLECTION BIN :'D
<Naypam> HE HAD TO RECOUNT :'DI
<Naypam> DDDDDDDDDDDD
<Raziel> oh my god what
* Naypam dead
<Naypam> Raziel: they have this screen they "hide" behind
<Bad`> roooooofl Naypam
<Naypam> and a little metal tray you can pass letters through
<Bad`> fuck the uk though
<Bad`> move to Salamanca or something
<Bad`> life cheaper
<Raziel> hahahaha
<Naypam> I lined up all my 7x10x1p coins
<Naypam> then just causally pushed them into the tray
<Naypam> like "sup"
<Naypam> count 'em
<Phixion> :D
<Naypam> he mad, I mad
<Naypam> but I happy mad
<Raziel> biggest dick move 2015
<Garner_> :D:D
<Garner_> I don't use scissors
<Garner_> just knife
<Bad> cute penis
<Bad> do you cute it?
<Bad> do you cute your balls?
<Bad> u snigle
<Raziel> fortnite seems like a better version of pubg
<Raziel> moop mad?
<Valacar> with what experience you are claiming that :D
<Raziel> 2 minutes of stream watching
<Valacar> java does seem like a better version of python
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<Marco__> hello world
<Raziel> o_o
<Juno> POLO
<Marco__> i found you
<Raziel> did you now
<Raziel> and who would you be
<Marco__> sure did
<nonpc> Marco__, touch his private parts now
Scots 'Sheldon Cooper' admits dealing drugs for bitcoin after FBI sting
Compared by law enforcement sources to the scientific genius Sheldon Cooper of hit US comedy The Big Bang Theory, Naypam had some of the most sophisticated computer systems ever seen by Scottish police. They included customised keyboard with no markings.
A file called druggers.txt with details of 23 names and addresses was discovered on his computer equipment. Four persons named on the list admitted purchasing Diazepam from Naypam using the website.