<Bad> So
<Bad> My girl talks about the guys that smoke fish for a living
<Bad> What I pictured in my head was someone rolling a fish into a joint and smoking it
<Bad> And it seemed normal to my brain
<Bad> I was like this is what she meant yes
<Bad> Then thought about it
<Bad> truest lines of 2017
<Bad> 22:35:21 <Raziel> I'm retarded
<Raziel> lines?
<Raziel> that's just 1 line
<how-hiGh> are you raised on a farm bad?
<Bad> No but my sister owns a farm
<how-hiGh> cause you sure know how to rise my cock
[ at 2:34 in the morning ... ]
<Wan> Hello
<Wan> I'm a dog
<Wan> I smell like shit
<Wan> I shit
<Wan> I eat shit
<Wan> That's all I do
<Wan> But look, I can learn stupid tricks like "sit", so you think I'm smart
<Wan> But deep down, I just wished I could eat more shit and stink more.
<Wan> Oh wait, I heard a noise, I'll now bark non fucking stop for the next 3 hours even if it's 2 AM
<Wan> But look, I can guard a house!
<Wan> ...not. If a bulgar comes, I'll litterally shit myself
<Wan> But hey, that means more shit for me to have!
<Wan> And I'll be sad when I'll se your mangled corpse, because I'll ask myself "Who'll feed me now?"
<Wan> Because I can't hunt for shit.
<Wan> Gotta go, I think I heard an other dog existing, afk losing my shit for the next hours,
<Wan> Dog
<kage> one time i gave my phone to my cousin
<kage> the hot one
<kage> she was browsing the photos
<kage> and then bam
<kage> penis photo
<kage> i snatch the phone out of her hand
<kage> and quickly delete it
<kage> and laugh it out
<kage> gg
<kage> no re
<Raziel> I don't think nonpc understands col1 = col2
<nonpc> what
<BadFurDay> or some grouping on count(*) > 1
<lovely> Which is why I explained it.
<nonpc> ofc I do :|
<nonpc> col1 = other row's col1 and col2 = other row's col2
<nonpc> not sure how it can be explained any more
<Naypam> I was reading that askreddit thread the other day
<Naypam> people had masturbated to inanimate objects :(
<Naypam> I've not done that :(
<Naypam> I feel left out
<Naypam> like a chair
<Naypam> or a desk
<Naypam> :'(
<BFD|Slave> I swear I've tried to see the baby try autofellatio
<Bad> Just had a once in a lifetime experience
<Bad> Taking a shit during a hiccup
<Bad> It's so funny
<Bad> Every hiccup makes a bit of shit plop down in the water
<zid> yo Raziel
<zid> can I ask you something?
<Raziel> yes
<zid> doto?
<Raziel> omg