QDB

#493
<Naypam> tfw my keyboard's almost age of consent <Raziel> I just attack pencils to my fingers before typing
#81
<kage_> a black child molestor <kage_> what <zid> who'd molest a black child, that's gross
#244
<Naypalm> oh oh oh <Naypalm> remember that story about the girl I didn't rape? <Naypalm> turns out she's notorious in aberdeen as a fucking psyco <Naypalm> (y) <Garner_> wat <Naypalm> yeah <Naypalm> name's chloe <Raziel> ..... <Raziel> there aren't that many girls you haven't raped since you expect us to remember her, I take it <Naypalm> just one that I didn't rape! <Naypalm> wait <Naypalm> no <Garner_> o_o <Naypalm> yeah
#278
<how-hiGh> so.. <how-hiGh> http://i.imgur.com/KLBVz2C.jpg <how-hiGh> rate my body/10 <Bad`> how-hiGh: obviously you'd post a picture in underwear <Bad`> not gay <Bad`> with visible dick bulge <how-hiGh> you are so gay looking at that area <how-hiGh> jesus... <how-hiGh> should've check quads and pecks <how-hiGh> dont show this pic to norwegian phaggot <Bad`> don't worry how-hiGh, I don't think he wants to see it anyway <Bad`> he's not into that whole closet homosexuality thing you have going on <how-hiGh> taking selfie in underwear is gay?
#255
<Bad> [14:48] Raziel how fucking incompetent can you be <Bad> says Raziel <Raziel> fuck off! <Bad> I bet on his vps you'd have managed to make the server drop off its rack just through command line input
#337
<Bad> This is why I'll never be able to have Raziel as my girlfriend <Bad> Pays no attention to important details <Bad> You even have all I look for in women <Bad> 1) no beard <Raziel> LOL <Bad> end of list <Garner> rofl <Bad> But because you didn't see the fucking tunnel <Bad> It'll never work
#305
<garner> im dating the worst bread
#165
<Garner> «»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«» <Naypam> BFD|Slave you have sex once a month and it lasts 45 minutes because you're french and all the french are prissy fucks that spend 5 hours doing foreplay only to stroke each other with a feather and suddenly cum a blob the size of a fucking pea with absolutely zero enjoyment. enjoy your french fantasy life and not living in the real world. TRUT HHURTS
#452
<Raziel> hate headaches so much <Raziel> especially because they only ever happen on weekends <moop> thank you Raziel <Raziel> for what? <moop> you're the closest i have to gf excuse of not wanting to have sex <moop> <3
#185
<kage> but you know <kage> it was fun being able to easily unzip during class <kage> and showing people my junk <kage> it's true <kage> i'm like calling people half way across the class <kage> and showing them my junk <kage> and laughing like a maniac <BFD|Slave> rofl <kage> worst was when you were noticed by the professor <kage> and <kage> you needed to stand up <kage> unzipped <kage> or you could zip <kage> but he'd notice