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#547
<garne> was licking my lips cos dry <garne> but also this girl was looking at me <garne> but i was staring too, but only stared as i was doing something <Raziel> lmao <garne> as in i didnt move my eyes because im doing something else <garne> the look on her face <garne> its like when you stare ar someone but youre thinking or daydreaming <garne> :(
#414
<Wan> O shit waddup it's autistic season in Paris <Wan> Err <Wan> Touristic
#93
<nonpc> Was at her place yesturday <nonpc> Damn, it is all like so fucking strange <nonpc> Em.. We just sat, drank some tea <nonpc> I stroked her hair, face <nonpc> and stuff <nonpc> it was pretty calm shit <nonpc> She almost showed me her underwear because it was all pink <nonpc> Later on, I checked out her underwear still. <nonpc> She decided to hide from me <nonpc> while I went to pee <nonpc> and then I found her <nonpc> and she was like <nonpc> "what are you doing" <nonpc> and I was like <nonpc> derp <nonpc> and checked out the underwear <nonpc> it was nice <nonpc> and cute <nonpc> Some times I would like turn her face to me <nonpc> and talk stuff <nonpc> and then say <nonpc> "dont worry, I'm not going to try and kiss you" <nonpc> so she feels better <nonpc> :D <Raziel> YOU would turn her head to you? <nonpc> yes <nonpc> force that <nonpc> It also btw <nonpc> came to that that <nonpc> she told me she woudnt like to be choked <nonpc> we tried it <nonpc> I had her in a head lock
#613
<Bad> It took 13 years <Bad> 13 years <gojira> wtf is IM <Bad> For people to realize fervor does nothing in aoe2 <Raziel> wtf is fervor <Bad> monk +15% move speed <Bad> It did nothing at all <Bad> And nobody noticed <moop> tbh <moop> 15% is not that much <Bad> It's huge lol <gojira> its enough to see <moop> it's like 5% with some 10% <moop> +-10% <Bad> 10% move speed for infantry is a game changer <Bad> So 15% on monks is huge <gojira> like human eyes can detect a 10% change <gojira> sorry <gojira> human perception <gojira> you can't detect changes smaller than 10% though <Raziel> 10% on infantry is noticeable because your infantry can chase down enemy retreating infantry suddenly <Raziel> monks is way more subtle <Bad> Still hilarious that it took 13 years to detect <Raziel> yeah <gojira> 'detect' <gojira> one dude in the comments on some subforum <gojira> 'hey guys i checked its not true' <moop> tbh i knew it all along <moop> i just didn't want to say anything <moop> didn't want to be called a fag <Bad> moop: fag
#61
<Naypam> I was reading that askreddit thread the other day <Naypam> people had masturbated to inanimate objects :( <Naypam> I've not done that :( <Naypam> I feel left out <Naypam> like a chair <Naypam> or a desk <Naypam> :'(
#359
<how-hiGh> tfw caught own reflection in laptop screen and it ruined your day
#245
<Bad> Flat boobed girl should get breast enlargements or get killed <Bad> For real <Bad> Wtf man
#670
<Bad> Naypam if a USB has a driver <Bad> Do you travel on a USB <Bad> Or in a USB ? <ad13> Bad: it has a driver because it's a bus <ad13> duh
#708
<ad13> speaking of tinder, piratebay is down and I want some std
#642
<Bad> OMG THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN SINCE I SAW A MAN GIVE MOUTH TO MOUTH TO A DOG TO SAVE HIS LIFE AND ACTUALLY IT MIGHT BE EVEN BETTER LITERALLY WHERE CAN I BUY THIS RAZIEL I WOULD DRAG MY BALLS THROUGH GLASS IF I HAD TO IF IT MEANT I COULD OWN THIS GADGET