<Raziel> I'M SO HAPPY THAT MY SERVER IS MANAGED BY SALT!
<moop> why not puppet?
<Raziel> moop: slow, and ruby
<moop> no, salt is written in python
<moop> wtf
<moop> oh you were talking about puppet
<how-hiGh> I want you to aware how to determine whether girl is slut or not basing on how many guys she had
<how-hiGh> new formula
<how-hiGh> scientifically proven
<how-hiGh> anyone is interested or not? because it's kinda complex so I don't want to waste my time if no one wants to listen
<Bad> yes
<Bad> I want to know
<moop> how-hiGh: go for it
<how-hiGh> okay
<Raziel> in this moment, I am awared
<Bad> not because of a puny god's blessing, but because I am about to be enlightened by how-hiGh
<how-hiGh> basically you have to sum length of all dicks girl she have, and if girl can jump from such height safely without getting injured she is not slut. For example average dick is like 15 cm, so if girl had only 3 men she would step off such height easily = not slut. But if she had 15 for example, this means 2.25 meters so she would sprain her ankle jumping from such height = slut
<Juno> newkirk city
<Juno> newkirk city
<Juno> newkirk city
<Juno> newkirk city
<Juno> newkirk city
<RazielTipBot> R> Juno just won R 0.004
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<moop> how-hiGh: you're just a victim of convenience
<moop> also you're the least gay person here
<Naypalm> I just wanna cum
<Naypalm> awwww yeeah
<Naypalm> god damn
<Naypalm> allllll nighhttttt
<Naypalm> alllllll nayyyyyyyyytttttttttyyyyyy
<Naypalm> nay is in everything
<Naypalm> grr
<Naypalm> argh
<Bad> omg no
<Bad> new gmail has this thing on the left side
<Bad> if you click « more »
<Bad> you see your archived google chats
<Bad> There's conversations with my gf of 2006....
<Bad> cringe overload
<Bad> me: <3 :) :D :p ^_^
<Bad> Angela: stop your friggin smilies.P
<Bad> smh
<Bad> wtf I was such a poet
<Bad> me: there's a beautiful thing about sadness just like there's a beauty in happiness, as long as it's not sadness caused by an immovable event (a death, a breakup, etc.)
<lovely> THE GIRL
<lovely> SHE IS STILL NOT GONE
<lovely> nearur
<lovely> to hiem
<lovely> and like
<lovely> oh my god
<lovely> like
<lovely> blood lods
<dux0r> wat
<lovely> soooooo many siege tanks
<dux0r> oh
<lovely> Damn she is bad.
<lovely> oooo
<dux0r> up until that siege tank line I thought you'd murdered a prostitute or something
<Raziel> oh no
<Raziel> I forgot to buy butter
<moop> quick, notify the media
<moop> butter shortage localized entirely in your home
<moop> and nobody can see it
<Raziel> frying onions in olive oil just isn't the same
<moop> i thought olive oil isn't made for frying
<Bad> Flat boobed girl should get breast enlargements or get killed
<Bad> For real
<Bad> Wtf man