<how-hiGh> attention please
<how-hiGh> An old man took his phone to a repair shop, they said nothing was wrong with it.
<how-hiGh> He then responds "then why don't my kids ever call me?" As he looked down and walked away slowly...
<Naypam> how-hiGh: why did the chicken cross the road?
<Naypam> to get away from you
<how-hiGh> :/
<zid> I am learning SVEEEDISH
<Twipply> Ich bin Twipply.
<zid> That's dutchermic
<dux0r> uno momento porfavor senor
<zid> that's missing its accents
<dux0r> EY, UNO MOMENTO YO SENORO! PORFAVOREYYYY
<dux0r> Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
<dux0r> because the P is silent
<dux0r> What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
<dux0r> wipes his ass
<Garner> mfw i now have a huge whiteboard at home
<Bad> knowing you it's probably a brownboard but you insist it's white
<BFD|Slave> I swear I've tried to see the baby try autofellatio
<nonpc> guys, wait
<nonpc> maybe a decent release of the new twilight is out
<nonpc> ah yeeee
<Raziel> fuck sleep
<Raziel> ima play video games
(next day)
<Raziel> man
<Raziel> that is the worst night's sleep I've had in a long time
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* Garner has quit
<FredG> actually I was creeped out when I was told my dick is big for my size
<FredG> wasn't even a girl, just a guy keeping in while I was having a piss
<FredG> was legit scared for my life
<moop> well i started playing after everyone quit
<moop> and my sound bugged out for some reason
<moop> audio was completely reversed
<moop> like, right sounds were coming from left speaker and etc
<moop> googled a bit, found people with the same problem on bnet forums
<moop> wrote a reply and continued playing
<moop> suddenly i realize i put the headphones on the wrong side
<moop> rip my life
<moop> deleted my comments in shame