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#660
<Naypam> I once got a reacharound from a gay but I didn't get hard so it didn't work <Naypam> part of the bits of gay I've done <Naypam> ate someone's smegma too but that's another story
#508
<Valacar> duolingo teaches sweden's swedish that is different from finland's swedish -_- <Naypam> so you admit you don't speak finnish but finnish swedish? <Valacar> so i have to translate finnish to english to finland's sweden to sweden's swedish when i'm using duolingo! <Valacar> a lot harder than english to spanish <Naypam> > finland's sweden <Naypam> I see the rivalry is still strong <Naypam> technically it's not YOUR sweden <Raziel> no no you're misreading it Naypam <Raziel> it's short for "finland is sweden" <Naypam> ohhh <Valacar> oh my god
#332
<Raziel> the barber I was at trimmed my eyebrows <Raziel> feels weird
#419
<Raziel> that feeling when you're proud of your shit <Raziel> didn't have to wipe a lot, didn't smell awful, they were all lying in an orderly fashion in the toilet bowl <Raziel> almost felt like taking a picture
#407
<Wan> My keyboard wanted to autocomplete welcome to the cum zone
#834
<Phixion> bswf <Phixion> n <Phixion> fw <Phixion> s <Phixion> ...
#381
<Bad> gojira: https://www.quora.com/I-mastered-coding-when-I-was-10-and-Im-currently-making-my-own-operating-system-Im-currently-15-years-old-How-do-I-make-myself-appeal-to-people <gojira> Yes there is no answer there? <Bad> Indeed <Bad> Is just that it's funny to read I mastered coding when I was 10 and I'm currently making my own operating system. I'm currently 15 years old. How do I make myself appeal to people? <Raziel> I mastered seduction when I was 10 and I'm currently waiting for the perfect mate. I'm currently 26 years old. How do I make myself appeal to people?
#411
<Wan> There's a Lemon curve ad right in front of me <Wan> Train in 4 minutes <Wan> Naypam would probably masturbate while waiting <Wan> And yet I'm here, staring blankly at a lingerie ad because of a FUCKING PUN BASED ON A GORILLA FACE ON A KEY
#427
<Wan> Would you save cp under the name child_pr0n.tar.gz? <Naypam> I don't use gzip pls <Naypam> would be .xz <Wan> No, with you it's .tar.d
#625
<garne> i posted some pics and a video on fb, and tagged gf sister as gd doesnt use facebook. then a colleague says i thought your gf was ginger <garne> i said "wat" <garne> no comtext <garne> i ask to elaborate <garne> he says i saw your post and om the video she gave you blow kisses <garne> i was cringing so much was like <garne> why is he stalking me <garne> writing it makes me cringe <garne> anyway he leaving next week so is ok