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<Naypam> BFD|Slave you have sex once a month and it lasts 45 minutes because you're french and all the french are prissy fucks that spend 5 hours doing foreplay only to stroke each other with a feather and suddenly cum a blob the size of a fucking pea with absolutely zero enjoyment. enjoy your french fantasy life and not living in the real world. TRUT HHURTS
<Bad> imma just say moop
<Bad> (adult) Jodelle looks like the first guy I ever seriously dated
<Naypam> inb4 raziel floating cars
<Naypam> been practicing on keys for years
<Naypam> can now float keys
<Naypam> cars*
<BadFurDay> what am I reading
<BadFurDay> Naypam you are drunk
<Naypam> Raziel | I have this weird thing where my hand floats one key to the right
<Naypam> wtf does that even bean BadFurDay
<BadFurDay> bean
<Naypam> explain it to me
<gojira> what's even better this means Raziel x gojira monthly dinners
<moop> monthly date
<Wan> Plz
<Wan> When I was in Paris Bad and I ate together at least once a week
* Wan has sweet, sweets reminders of Paris restaurants
<Raziel> we're not that gay Wan
<gar> weekly dinners is over the top Wan
<gojira> weekly dinners = dating
<gojira> monthly = friends
<gar> yes lol
<gar> but i guess Wan was having weekly dinners with Bad while Bad was in his nogirl phase
<moop> mfw when random ad people call me and think i'm a woman because of my voice
<Naypam> I read about spooning in my mum's porno book (no pictures) when I was about 8yo
<Naypam> was in the bathroom
<BadFurDay> ROFL
<Naypam> was like "hmm I'll read this"
<Raziel> your mum's porno book
<Raziel> porno book (no pictures)
<BadFurDay> Raziel: his mum's porno book
<BadFurDay> no pictures
<Naypam> I would actually take her into my basement
<Naypam> and do bad things to her
<Naypam> guys
<Naypam> this might make you laugh
<Naypam> http://i.imgur.com/2hTML01.jpg
<Raziel> I hate laughing
<Raziel> ROFL
<kage> one time i gave my phone to my cousin
<kage> the hot one
<kage> she was browsing the photos
<kage> and then bam
<kage> penis photo
<kage> i snatch the phone out of her hand
<kage> and quickly delete it
<kage> and laugh it out
<kage> gg
<kage> no re
<ad13> urgh
<ad13> landlord from NL has come to me and said i'm owe €602 for the heating
<ad13> after paying €900 already
<ad13> €1502 for a year's heating and hot water sounds steep as fuck
<Bad> ad13, dutch ovens require more manpower than traditional heaters
<fredosan> penis size matters
<fredosan> sorry
<Phixion> im fine
<Phixion> I measured
<fredosan> at work?
<fredosan> nice
<Phixion> pro of being alone in the office
<fredosan> no cctv?
<Phixion> nope
<fredosan> nice
<Phixion> would break ashitton of laws iirc
<Phixion> having cctv that is
<fredosan> ;-)
<Phixion> dick out is fine
<fredosan> they won’t see
<fredosan> it’s ok