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#686
<ad13> just logged in to my email at work <ad13> some guy has accidentally replied to his manager-level "Bottom performing employees" email <ad13> and sent it to the all-employees internal mailing list
#677
<Bad> The last 5 minutes of IRC are the most ad13 <Bad> Needs just a few more acronyms <Raziel> omg mind blown <Raziel> ad is also an abbreviation <Raziel> I knew this all along but never saw the connection until now <gojira> well... yea <gojira> and naypam means no diazepam <ad13> rofl <Raziel> hahaha <gojira> like <gojira> how do you not know these things
#714
<Raziel> mad <Raziel> I've lost my sunglasses <rian> you seem to lose a lot of things when you drink <rian> gloves, sunglasses <rian> what else? <Valacar> decency
#603
<Raziel> wtf it's a 350 line C program <Raziel> I can work with this [.. 10 minutes later ..] <Raziel> god this code <Raziel> MIXED TABS AND SPACES <Raziel> incompetent linux swine bastards [.. 20 minutes later ..] <Raziel> oh god <Raziel> I regret looking at this
#524
<Valacar> i've even driven professionally <moop> Valacar: the fuck is 'driven professionally' <Bad> moop: he has drive in his work <Bad> drives him to succeed <moop> like my part time work in JIDF <Valacar> i have worked as a lorry driver for 8ish months plus few summers <moop> Valacar: do they realize how awful the word 'bish' sounds? <Valacar> wat? <ad13> lel <ad13> moop saw 8ish and read bish
#237
<Valacar> i love bob xd
#848
<moop> is no nut november an actual thing <moop> wtf <Raziel> yeah moop wanna join in? <moop> lol no <Raziel> loser <Bad> yo guys <Bad> joke <Bad> ionut november <Bad> remember when kage was nofap, this joke has like 2 layers <Raziel> mild heh <Bad> ionut ionut <Bad> yes fappa <Bad> touching your dick <Bad> no fappa <Bad> doing nofap november <Bad> yes fappa <Bad> I will rape you <Bad> ha ha ha <Bad> this is why I'm not allowed to be near kids or memes btw
#137
<Naypam> I wish they'd tax sugar <Naypam> I fucking wish <Naypam> and have a minimum legal age like cigarettes <Naypam> it's utterly ludicrous getting everybody fed and hooked on sugar <Naypam> then fat and dying <Naypam> and costing money because of health bills <Naypam> with no extra tax to cover that like there is with alcohol and tobacco * Naypam rage <Naypam> any time you bring up "tax sugar" fat fucks cry about opression <Naypam> "I need freedom to be fat, don't stop me" <Naypam> fuc you <Naypam> cunts <Naypam> good example, Laiz shouldn't be allowed to buy food <Naypam> should only be given salad <Laiz> wtf fuck <Naypam> you should have to carry a BMI sticker around <Naypam> and if it's > 25 you don't get sugar <Naypam> only salad <Naypam> salad and water <lovely> ... <Naypam> anyway I'm-a move to spain where nobody can afford food
#24
<BFD|Slave> When you're having a drink outside <BFD|Slave> And a wasp gets into your drink <BFD|Slave> And starts acting mad <BFD|Slave> omg <BFD|Slave> OMG <BFD|Slave> Your drink is RUINED <BFD|Slave> And you're scared shitless that it'll come out and sting the first thing it sees <BFD|Slave> But everyone else is all "yeah okay it's just an insect, chill man" <BFD|Slave> But it's a FUCKING WASP YOU CUNTS
#850
<ad13> just took a piss and my pee has a strong smell of chicken