<rian> who wants to bed the nore will show up in a bit
<rian> being all like 'omg i drank too much'
<rian> ?
<moop> pretty sure it'll happen
<Raziel> wew
<Raziel> sup
<Raziel> hello?
<moop> so how dead are you Raziel
<moop> pls respond
<Raziel> not at all
<Raziel> only 3 beers
[... the next day...]
<Raziel> oh lawd
<Raziel> I only had 3 beers but due to no real dinner yesterday I feel hungover anyway
<__bot__> New quote approved! https://qdb.lutro.me/535
<gar> the key point of this quote
<gar> is i didn't specify who will grab your dick
<gar> merely said someone will
<gar> and i guarantee it
<gar> :-)
<gar> can be guy, girl, police, ambulance, psychiatric ward
<gar> :----)
<gar> wtf ward grabbing your dick
<gar> a psychiatric ward grabbing your dick
<gar> i am dying
* Wan set the topic to: The S in intel stands for Security
* Raziel set the topic to: the s in moop stands for sex
<gojira> what's better
<gojira> linux or windows?
<Raziel> windows has an "s" in it
<Raziel> so it's secure
<Raziel> QED
<Naypam> oh god
<Naypam> can't remember where it was
<Naypam> I was leaving someone's flat
<Naypam> sprayed my underarms with shoe polish
<Naypam> was absolute pain like wtf is in that god damn
<moop> so guys i was thinking
<moop> maybe i should freeze some sperm in case i am actually diagnosed with ms
<moop> that way i'll have some healthy sperm for the future
<moop> that isn't affected by the diagnose
<Bad> Someone tell me why the fuck my fucking left arm is growing so much bigger than my right
<Bad> I do more right arm exercises every day
<Bad> I masturbate with my right hand, just to inbe4
<kage> one time i gave my phone to my cousin
<kage> the hot one
<kage> she was browsing the photos
<kage> and then bam
<kage> penis photo
<kage> i snatch the phone out of her hand
<kage> and quickly delete it
<kage> and laugh it out
<kage> gg
<kage> no re
<gar> rofl
<gar> i love how the dm writes irrelevant words in capital letters
<gar> the queen JUST died today
<moop> wait gar she did?
<gar> yes
<ad13> fuck you gar, I had a heart attack
<gar> ad13: why
<ad13> you said the queen died
<Raziel> memes never die
<moop> Even :b:enis isn’t funny anymore
<Bad> 🅱️oob
<moop> 🅱️enis
<ad13> 🅱️ peppers are the worst
<ad13> fuck i deleted the ell when I pasted :(
<Raziel> mad
<Raziel> I've lost my sunglasses
<rian> you seem to lose a lot of things when you drink
<rian> gloves, sunglasses
<rian> what else?
<Valacar> decency