<Bad> moop: The Night Before (2015)
<Bad> You might enjoy that movie
<Bad> Just don't get fooled by the boring beginning
<Bad> Also moop it has jokes about judaism
<Bad> In a good way
<Bad> So you pretty much must watch it now
<moop> it's in dl
<moop> wait nvm
<moop> accidentally was downloading the nightmare before christmas
<ad13> rofl murica
<ad13> true story, when i woke up and checked bbc news, all it had was "Fatal bomb blast kills 3 and injures many ..."
<ad13> so i was like "Oh well another suicide bomber in iraq or some shit" and skipped right over it
<ad13> wasn't until i'd got to work people like "ZOMG DID U HEER?"
<Juno> what is jew pick up line?
<garne> hey gurl you israelly hot
<moop> 'ay girl you look smokin'
<Raziel> god damn
<Raziel> is there anything worse than bread becoming deformed in the shopping bag because you stacked things wrong?
<Raziel> there probably is
<Raziel> BUT NOT RIGHT NOW
<Bad> ok story
<Bad> when I was a teen I went to a pharmacy and asked the pharmacist
<Bad> « [censored] size condoms please »
<Bad> he looked at me and told me
<Bad> uhm ok buddy, you just pick them up in the shop
<Bad> and ring them at the register
<Bad> I never went to that pharmacy again
<Bad`> this is on /r/all as « foodporn » https://i.imgur.com/EdO7v0V.jpg
[ 3 hours later ... ]
<how-hiGh> Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal
<how-hiGh> and I'm being one hundred percent serious.
<moop> how-hiGh: what are you on about
<how-hiGh> Sorry we dont cook shit that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious
<how-hiGh> gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously..
<how-hiGh> dont eever potst your fuking families poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.
<Naypam> tfw my keyboard's almost age of consent
<Raziel> I just attack pencils to my fingers before typing
<zid> You tell that bitch, that in the ghetto, that washing non-color safe synthetics at 60C degress might cost you your life
<Bad`> Do you have an extra chromosome?
<Bad`> Are you mentally deficient?
<Bad`> I'm ok with handicapped people, I'd rather just know it so I don't offend you
<Bad`> Maybe autism?
<InfernalBadger> .
<Bad`> It's ok you can tell us
<InfernalBadger> Ok, i got the
<InfernalBadger> Cant handle fucking morons syndrome
<Bad`> Wow I just got rekt
<InfernalBadger> And i need to take my medicine
<Raziel> how have you not commited suicide?
<InfernalBadger> Because i just read this
<Bad`> Raziel: Is this how you greet eachother in norway?
<Bad`> Seems like a standard greeting
<Bad`> Hello neighbors, suicided yet?
<Bad`> Nope, depressed but alive, you?
<Bad`> I tried yesterday but I'm too beta to do it
<Bad`> Norwegian conversation
<Bad`> Average.
<Gloop> YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
<Gloop> SOULJA BOY OFF IN THIS HOOE
<lovely> WATCH ME CRANKING WATH ME ROLL
<Gloop> NOW WATCH ME
<Gloop> YOOOOU
<Gloop> CRANK THAT SOULJA BOY
<lovely> THEN SUPER MAN THAT HO
<Raziel> :|
<Raziel> fags