<nonpc> hey, dux0r!!!
<nonpc> show your penis
<dux0r> hey nonpc
<dux0r> show vocabulary and intellect
<nonpc> okay!
<nonpc> deal!
<wellborg> nonpc: fast, say something clever
<nonpc> errrr
<nonpc> I like trains
<Naypalm> I've had gay things in my ass too just didn't enjoy it!
<Bad> yo Raziel
<Bad> if you were trying to find where an alcoholic scot collapsed
<Bad> where would you look?
<+Raziel> erm
<+Raziel> anywhere in scotland?
<Bad> no
<Bad> behind bars
<Bad> it's funny because nay is going to jail
<Bad> anyway I gave nay a copy of microsoft outlook so he can write mails to us
<Bad> however
<Bad> it's a TRIAL version
<Raziel> lmao was wondering why this one command wasn't doing anything
<Raziel> I was running it with --dry-run and didn't notice
<Raziel> smh
<Bad> ayy Raziel with the subtle sex jokes
<Naypam> I was at this party when I was 17
<Naypam> and my friend's parents were gone
<Naypam> and they had this marble egg
<Naypam> size of an egg
<lively> oh god
<Naypam> so one guy
<Naypam> puts the egg in a condom
<nonpc> oh god
<Naypam> puts it in his ass
<Naypam> then pulls it out
<Naypam> and starts chasing people with it
<Naypam> was so funny
<lively> WHAT
<nonpc> wat
<Naypam> him standing on the table
<Naypam> middle of the room
<Naypam> trousers round knees
<Naypam> with egg up his ass
<Naypam> it was fucking terrifying
<Naypam> he chased us around the village
<Naypam> party with 20 people
<Naypam> all running thhrough the streets
<Naypam> with a guy with a shit covered egg in a condom chasing us
<Naypam> scariest day of my life
<moop> 11:13 <Bad> Reached 3+ years uptime on a Vista machine
<moop> this is a lie
<Bad> moop I have ThArGos as a witness :D
<Bad> He was trying to kill it any way he could
<moop> when windows loves to randomly restart itself because of updates
<Bad> I have updates disabled
<Bad> Always had
<moop> then you had viruses Bad
<Bad> I don't download or install retarded shit
<moop> >says doesn't download retarded shit
<moop> >downloaded all of under the dome
<how-hiGh> how come I don't know your penises size so far?
<dux0r> Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
<dux0r> because the P is silent
<dux0r> What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
<dux0r> wipes his ass
<Naypam> I read about spooning in my mum's porno book (no pictures) when I was about 8yo
<Naypam> was in the bathroom
<BadFurDay> ROFL
<Naypam> was like "hmm I'll read this"
<Raziel> your mum's porno book
<Raziel> porno book (no pictures)
<BadFurDay> Raziel: his mum's porno book
<BadFurDay> no pictures
<Naypam> I would actually take her into my basement
<Naypam> and do bad things to her
<kage__> i played a horrible game of ZvP
<kage__> where i busted this really bad gold protoss
<kage__> on us
<kage__> i am not one to bm
<kage__> but this guy was bad
<kage__> so i just said
<kage__> how bad can you be?
<kage__> and he said
<kage__> do you like dick?
<kage__> and i'm like
<kage__> yes
<kage__> and he quit
<kage__> fucking homophobe