<ad13> tomorrow i test drive a tesla model s
<ad13> :o
<moop> why, they need a dummy?
<moop> ayyy
<moop> you walked right into that
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<Raziel> I had a whole class about post-modernism
<Raziel> biggest bullshit ever in my life
<Valacar> why so
<Raziel> just was
<Raziel> don't feel like elaborating
<Valacar> well
<Valacar> ok
<Valacar> :D
<moop> very post-modernist of you, Raziel
<moop> being vague and shit
<Raziel> god damn
<Raziel> is there anything worse than bread becoming deformed in the shopping bag because you stacked things wrong?
<Raziel> there probably is
<Raziel> BUT NOT RIGHT NOW
<Naypalm> used my ex gf's dildo too
<BFD|Slave> Why would you dildo your ass Naypalm
<BFD|Slave> Why
<Naypalm> wondered what it was like
<Naypalm> it was all pink and squishy
<BFD|Slave> And what was it like?
<Naypalm> pretty shit
<gar> rofl
<gar> i love how the dm writes irrelevant words in capital letters
<gar> the queen JUST died today
<moop> wait gar she did?
<gar> yes
<ad13> fuck you gar, I had a heart attack
<gar> ad13: why
<ad13> you said the queen died
<kage> the most annoying thing is that you always said it at the wrong time
<Naypam> wtf kage
<Naypam> no I did not
<kage> was like
<kage> 15:37 Naypam: 13:37
<kage> wut
<kage> that doesn't even make sense bro
<Naypam> yeah but that's because you have a russian time zone
<Naypam> move from siberia imo
<Bad> I thought of you today btw Raziel
<Bad> There was this funny looking midget right
<Bad> Because he was black and I had never seen a black midget before
<Bad> Well, there's that singer from the Geto Boys but he looks jamaican black, not african black
<Bad> Anyway I was like damn that's interesting
<Bad> And like, that would be a sight for my man Raziel
<Bad> Pretty much it.
<Raziel> o_o
<how-hiGh> Garner say it to my face
<how-hiGh> just quit irc and never use this protocol again, bro
<how-hiGh> and by bro I mean never my bro, ur fucking phaggot
<Bad> Fuck
<Bad> Didn't shake last drip properly
<Bad> And I'm wearing jogging trousers
<Bad> Both my legs are basically made of pee right now
<Bad> Worst feeling
<Naypam> > "[u'239.423.245.50']
<Naypam> 🤔
<Bad> Indeed Naypam
<Bad> My story is about I pee
<Naypam> 1p < 2p
<Bad> Raziel > me ?
<Naypam> tho 5p < all
<Naypam> those shitty small 5p coins
<Naypam> all coins should be gigantic
<Phixion> yeah like megabytecoin
<Phixion> you gotta have a massive last drop Bad
<Bad> Phixion: I was in a hurry
<Bad> Regrets are made
<Phixion> rush back to irc?
<Phixion> missed a hilight?
<Ensiferous> for the past 3 days I've wanted to refine my pvz build... still haven't gotten dressed.