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#500
<Psycho_Holiday> gojira, will be unicum soon moop <moop> unicum <Psycho_Holiday> super-unicum for today
#140
<Naypam> a pinch of nay juice and he'll be ready to fight a war! <Laiz> Nay sauce <Laiz> oh man <Naypam> here's the trick. <Raziel> how do you make nay juice? <Raziel> mix whisky and whisky? <Naypam> requirements: microphone, freezing plate, kettle <Naypam> I'm telling you Raziel <Naypam> turn microphone to max and let Naypam speak from it <Naypam> holf freezing plate above microphone <Naypam> let boiling water boil ont freezing plaet <Naypam> suddenly <Naypam> on plate appears a solid <Naypam> from my voice <Naypam> that's nay sauce <Naypam> now you can eat <Naypam> and you'll feel better
#816
<Bruce> Raziel: did you ever used cloudformation ? <moop> Is this a fart joke Bruce
#531
<moop> i'd fuck Bad <gojira> you'd fuck anything with a hole and a heartbeat and the second part is optional <moop> that's what i said <Raziel> My hand has a heart beat <gojira> is this Raziel suggesting moop can fuck his hand? <Bad> Raziel: please elaborate on your odd as fuck phrase <gojira> yea <gojira> wtf
#840
<gar> why am i listening to chris brown <Bad> gar: you are autistic <gar> yeah <gar> it's so shit <gar> but it's playing <gar> and i cba removing <gar> actually it's ok ish
#89
<Naypalm> I've had gay things in my ass too just didn't enjoy it!
#235
<Garner> that <Garner> fucking update <Garner> hard in the cock <Garner> whoredom rife <Garner> before the update takes fucklong <Garner> brother shall show balls to brother <Garner> wang age dong age spear age sword age <Raziel> what the fuck <Garner> a sword stands up between my hips <Garner> my hidden fleece sends forth its scent of human oil
#851
<Bad> ok story <Bad> when I was a teen I went to a pharmacy and asked the pharmacist <Bad> « [censored] size condoms please » <Bad> he looked at me and told me <Bad> uhm ok buddy, you just pick them up in the shop <Bad> and ring them at the register <Bad> I never went to that pharmacy again
#656
<Naypam> so I got a new laptop <Naypam> two very wrong things about it <ad13> another one? :D <Raziel> lol <Naypam> 1. dvorak and the US layout, it has those gay keys, it means I can't type the pipe symbol <Naypam> going to have to hack that <Naypam> 2. it has HotS motifs all over it <Naypam> not sure which is worse
#559
<garne> Really hope my boss is not waiting for the same train <garne> Boring to be on the train with your boss everyday <garne> also since the only thing in common we have is 1) we both have a dick (i think he does) 2) we both go to sweden very often