QDB

<__bot__> [anlutro/qdb] New commit to master by anlutro: add some very basic antispam - https://github.com/anlutro/qdb/commit/3bf54fc22b <FredG> autismpam? <FredG> ah nvm <FredG> read that wrong

<moop> hmm Bad you think i should prepurchase ams museum tickets?

<Naypam> tempted to put my exposed bellend in this cold san pelegrino to see if it feels nice <Naypam> 🤔

<Juno> Sometimes when I'm watching live streams, I hold my mouse cursor over the streamer's cursor and pretend we are holding hands.

<Naypam> you could replace tips <Naypam> with an imaginary number at the end of your payment <Naypam> so like if the waitress was really good <Naypam> oh hey <Naypam> the bill is 40.23? <Naypam> have 40.23.9 <Naypam> but they actually only get 40.23 <Naypam> and a feeling of satisfaction

<fredosan> penis size matters <fredosan> sorry <Phixion> im fine <Phixion> I measured <fredosan> at work? <fredosan> nice <Phixion> pro of being alone in the office <fredosan> no cctv? <Phixion> nope <fredosan> nice <Phixion> would break ashitton of laws iirc <Phixion> having cctv that is <fredosan> ;-) <Phixion> dick out is fine <fredosan> they won’t see <fredosan> it’s ok

<Bad> Fuck <Bad> Didn't shake last drip properly <Bad> And I'm wearing jogging trousers <Bad> Both my legs are basically made of pee right now <Bad> Worst feeling <Naypam> > "[u'239.423.245.50'] <Naypam> 🤔 <Bad> Indeed Naypam <Bad> My story is about I pee <Naypam> 1p < 2p <Bad> Raziel > me ? <Naypam> tho 5p < all <Naypam> those shitty small 5p coins <Naypam> all coins should be gigantic <Phixion> yeah like megabytecoin <Phixion> you gotta have a massive last drop Bad <Bad> Phixion: I was in a hurry <Bad> Regrets are made <Phixion> rush back to irc? <Phixion> missed a hilight?

<garne> was licking my lips cos dry <garne> but also this girl was looking at me <garne> but i was staring too, but only stared as i was doing something <Raziel> lmao <garne> as in i didnt move my eyes because im doing something else <garne> the look on her face <garne> its like when you stare ar someone but youre thinking or daydreaming <garne> :(

<FredG> OOOIOH CHICKEN MY LITTLE ANGEL YOU GET A BIG STAR FÖR THAT BIG STAR AWWW CHICKEN BIG STAR

<how-hiGh> can someone explain <how-hiGh> what is this fucking feeling when you point your shower rays right into your butthole <how-hiGh> it's kinda makes the butthole contract <Garner> !qdb stretch <__bot__> https://qdb.lutro.me/78 - <ad13> I love that feeling of realising "urgh, this is going to hurt like fuck", then it gets over the threshold and you're just like me gusta <Bad> I don't. <nonpc> Yeah <nonpc> I LOVE pooping <nonpc> Like <nonpc> that stretching stretchy stretch <nonpc> oh yeah <Naypam> idk if they have it in how-hiGh <Naypam> but that feeling is called pleasure <Naypam> being ass raped by russia 24/7 for decades maybe brings back bad memories tho