<Raziel> fuck sleep
<Raziel> ima play video games
(next day)
<Raziel> man
<Raziel> that is the worst night's sleep I've had in a long time
<nonpc> Raziel is like the parent here. Everyone is a child, testing Raziel's limits. Raziel will always lose. He can't ban kids because he will be left alone.
<how-hiGh> tfw caught own reflection in laptop screen and it ruined your day
<Bad> So guys
<Bad> This is the second time now and I've only been with my girl for a year
<Bad> She does a lot of roleplaying in MMOs on her free time
<Bad> And like in every roleplaying, there's fictional relationships and stuff
<Bad> And for the second time in a year a guy thought it meant that she liked him irl
<Bad> And is like
<Bad> Dump your guy and be with me I'll treat you better
<Bad> He doesn't deserve you etc
<Bad> The whole nice guy attitude
<Bad> Got him banned by the whole french roleplaying community on that game
<Bad> It's fucking hilarious
<moop> so the girl is dumping you
<garne> wat
<garne> fictional relationships and stuff?
<garne> what am i reading
<Bad> Well yeah her character has a life right
<moop> ye garne like what you have with Raziel
<Bad> She's some baker in some desert town or w/e
<moop> fucking girl gamers amirite
<Bad> And her character sometimes has relationships with other characters in order to make her character evolve right
<Bad> There's no sex in their RP though, it's just like
<garne> so it's just the character having a relationship with another character
<Bad> Yes
<garne> and the guy thought it meant oh players should have a relationship too
<garne> lol
<Bad> The stories move organically on RP servers
<garne> fair enough, makes more sense now
<Bad> If two characters seem like a good fit they both say ok they should be together
<garne> funny
<Bad> But it's characters, right
<Bad> Yeah
<Raziel> you should get her to accept the daate
<Bad> First time it happened was like 6 months ago
<Raziel> but then you show up
<Bad> The guy got in full creep mode
<Bad> Tried multiple times to make the characters have sexual RP
<Bad> After a while she reported him and he got banned
<garne> eodl
<garne> rofl*
<Bad> Then he started telling her on skype that he wants to date her
<Bad> Even though he knew she was living with me
<Bad> Now this time
<garne> he knows a lot about her already
<Bad> The guy she treated like a friend
<Bad> So he knows some things about me and my relationship with her
<Bad> Since they had friendly conversations
<Bad> And he just went full crazy mode
<Bad> Listed reasons why she's unhappy with me
<moop> you have the list?
<Bad> And listed reasons why she'd be better off with him
<Bad> moop: well it happened ingame and I'm not gonna ask her to login again and see if there's logs or whatever, but off the top of my head it was the basic stuff
<Bad> Like he's just with you for sex I'll treat you like a real woman etc et
<Bad> He doesn't understand your true feelings etc
<Bad> Why are you with a boring guy when I'm so much better etc etc et
<Bad> The usual nice guy shit
<moop> tbh that would work on me
<Bad> He probably seriously believes it too
<moop> would dump bf for him
<Bad> rofl
<Wan> I can hear the fedora tipping
<Bad> Oh I forgot to mention, I think it's an important detail
<Bad> The first one, from 6 months ago
<Bad> He was married and had kids
<Wan> ROFL
<Bad> And offered to dump his wife for her
<Bad> That made it easy to ban him from the RP community
<Bad> They just had to say if you come back we talk to your wife
<Bad> :)
<Bad> coffee tastes bad in every form fyi
<Bad> disgusting shit
<Valacar> lies
<Valacar> the true black gold
<Bad> black gold is stolen gold from white households
<Raziel> I don't think nonpc understands col1 = col2
<nonpc> what
<BadFurDay> or some grouping on count(*) > 1
<lovely> Which is why I explained it.
<nonpc> ofc I do :|
<nonpc> col1 = other row's col1 and col2 = other row's col2
<nonpc> not sure how it can be explained any more
<moop> Raziel: you removed [editor's note: raziel identifies as male] :(
<Raziel> I identify as a white cis male
<Raziel> not just a male
<Raziel> get your pronouns right
<moop> pls you identify as an emotionless python script
<Raziel> please python is filled with emotion
<Valacar> do we really need to hear Raziel's masturbation stories 0o
<kage> i'm waiting for the first korean to call himself PokeMon
<kage> or SailorMoon
<kage> or something
<BadFurDay> What if someone decided to use a shitty nick nobody can pronounce that sounds like a failed attempt at being edgy?
<BadFurDay> Azgatoth.
<Naypam> rofl
<BadFurDay> Now THAT would be a terrible nick.
<BadFurDay> Naypam: btw, redditeu tournament is in 1h
<BadFurDay> Hope you got warned
<kage> >BadFurDay,
<kage> but what if someone decided to actually pronounce his fucking nick wrong
<kage> and have everyone confused
<kage> why not spell it Razeel
<BadFurDay> But it's pronounced Naziel, I don't understand.
<kage> we could have a tourney without Raziel
<kage> and we'd all be like
<kage> surprise motherfucker
<kage> when he got home
<BadFurDay> rofl
<BadFurDay> but we have to host it so that it starts 10 mins after he arrives home
<BadFurDay> And tell him we warned him weeks in advance
<kage> maybe we could get TotalBiscuit to cast
<kage> if we sucked his cock hard enough
<Naypam> BadFurDay | Naypam: btw, redditeu tournament is in 1h
<Naypam> omfg
<Naypam> brb going home, installing windows
<Naypam> wtf raziel
<Naypam> no warning
<Wan> O shit waddup it's autistic season in Paris
<Wan> Err
<Wan> Touristic
<garne> was licking my lips cos dry
<garne> but also this girl was looking at me
<garne> but i was staring too, but only stared as i was doing something
<Raziel> lmao
<garne> as in i didnt move my eyes because im doing something else
<garne> the look on her face
<garne> its like when you stare ar someone but youre thinking or daydreaming
<garne> :(