QDB

#292
<how-hiGh> just trimmed my nipples
#762
<Raziel> do you know what's happening to your eyes as it's getting better again? <Raziel> like are parts of the eyeball healing or what <moop> yeah exactly <moop> lazors cut everything out so it takes time to revive <moop> like, everything between the lazor and the part it needs to fix <Raziel> cool that it heals by itself <Bad> >heals by itself <Bad> lol Raziel <Bad> You really think that's how it works <Bad> Read up on judaism <moop> you joke but there are techniques on how to regrow your foreskin <moop> it's like stretching your earlobes but instead you do that with the penis flesh
#358
<Bad`> this is on /r/all as « foodporn » https://i.imgur.com/EdO7v0V.jpg [ 3 hours later ... ] <how-hiGh> Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal <how-hiGh> and I'm being one hundred percent serious. <moop> how-hiGh: what are you on about <how-hiGh> Sorry we dont cook shit that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious <how-hiGh> gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. <how-hiGh> dont eever potst your fuking families poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.
#652
<moop> fuck qdb <moop> rewatching a designated survivor scene for the third time because i was too busy reading qdb <moop> and rofling
#170
<Happy0> > Be me, visiting Naypalm's flat for the first time <Happy0> > Enter the RedditEU gaming lounge <Happy0> > goodtimes.jpg <Happy0> > Open my mouth to say 'yoyoyo' and inquire to as the state of the dealio <Happy0> > Trip over the famous cum stain on the carpet <Happy0> > Fall, face first, onto a syringe <Happy0> > Scramble to get up.. Syringes catching on to me everywhere as I flail around <Happy0> > Like I'm in a cactus farm <Happy0> > Find myself in Naypam's bedroom. Blood on the walls, the sheets, everywhere. <Happy0> > Naypam in a k-hole in the corner, shoe on his head, vacant expression <Happy0> > Scream <Happy0> > Run into the money vault <Happy0> help me end this story, guys =[ <Happy0> i'm not sure where to take it!
#301
<how-hiGh> Bad when you'll choose girl to impregnate. Before doing that invite her dad to sauna and check his dick size. If he got a small penis you wouldnt want to spread bad genes, right <how-hiGh> think several moves ahead like Raziel does in chess
#20
<lively> i like ball licking
#377
<how-hiGh> how come I don't know your penises size so far?
#785
<Raziel> sigh <Raziel> mfw making a pull request to jenkins <Valacar> its not like you can get pregnant 0o <Valacar> #toptierkeks
#203
<Raziel> https://wiki.php.net/rfc/phpdbg <Raziel> it's happening <kage> by this point no php developer actually knows how to use a debugger in the first place <kage> raziel <Raziel> haha <kage> "that looks hard, why can't i just var_dump? i've always var_dumped and it's been fine" <Raziel> I think you're right for 95% of users <kage> exactly <kage> ask Bad if he knows what a debugger even is <kage> last time he's touched one, his father put a can of RAID in his hands and asked him to spray it in his room