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#683
[ Raziel starts a game named "Empires Apart" on Steam ] Valacar: do you need clue? Raziel: what? Valacar: well your empires are apart Valacar: h0h0h00h0h0h0h0h0h Raziel: you mean glue? Valacar: of fuck Valacar: nvm Valacar: this conversation never happened
#238
<Intergage`> Raziel is a total ladies man.. The fuck Bad`?
#742
<moop> fuck i hate eye checkups <moop> they put these drops that make your shit wider <Valacar> eye drops makes your shit wider? <Valacar> i don't think you applying it correctly tbh <Valacar> you are*
#139
<Raziel> I have overlays waiting for you <Raziel> :3 <Naypam> :3 is the most useless smile <Naypam> it doesn't actually convey anything at all <Naypam> it's just pure superfluoity <BadFurDay> it does, Naypam <BadFurDay> it's the furfag smiley <Raziel> perfect for when I don't want to say anything in particular <BadFurDay> if you ever noticed, furries always end their phrases with :3 <BadFurDay> ALWAYS <Raziel> nyan :3 <BadFurDay> when you have some furry faggot popping up on your website <BadFurDay> you can tell by the :3 <BadFurDay> Raziel: furry <Raziel> if being in love with your hairy armpits makes me furry so be it
#354
<how-hiGh> she came to my house to netflix&chill <how-hiGh> and said that she is on her period <Naypam> lol'd <how-hiGh> and I didnt force her to suck my cawk <how-hiGh> we just made out and hugged, my penis was so hard that it hurt <Bad> Vaginal intercourse during period is fine <Bad> Just sayin <how-hiGh> it was so awkward to just lay there and dont know what to do <how-hiGh> so I turned actual movie <how-hiGh> was pretty beta for me not to force suck cawk <moop> fucking jesus man <how-hiGh> I told her that true pirates aren't afraid of red sea <Bad> LOL <how-hiGh> but she didnt understand
#396
<gojira> nimbus <gojira> (other types of cloud) <gojira> i only know nimbus <Naypam> straterata <Naypam> or something <Naypam> stratera? <Naypam> idk <Raziel> and something that sounds like columbus but not quite <Raziel> why do they all end in -bus <Naypam> to distinguish them from planes
#256
<dux0r> You know how in Half Life when Gordon Freeman get's to the lambda complex but he can't enter because it's too full of radioactive toxins everywhere <dux0r> That's like #redditeu <dux0r> You can't enter it because it's too full of homosexual social failure toxins
#598
<how-high> gf caught wet napkins near my bed and it was a huge scandal <how-high> srs
#854
<fredosan> ROFL OUTSIDE OF IT <fredosan> wait wrong window
#558
<garne> Work time <garne> Wait fuck <garne> Home time <garne> Fuck work