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#677
<Bad> The last 5 minutes of IRC are the most ad13 <Bad> Needs just a few more acronyms <Raziel> omg mind blown <Raziel> ad is also an abbreviation <Raziel> I knew this all along but never saw the connection until now <gojira> well... yea <gojira> and naypam means no diazepam <ad13> rofl <Raziel> hahaha <gojira> like <gojira> how do you not know these things
#660
<Naypam> I once got a reacharound from a gay but I didn't get hard so it didn't work <Naypam> part of the bits of gay I've done <Naypam> ate someone's smegma too but that's another story
#686
<ad13> just logged in to my email at work <ad13> some guy has accidentally replied to his manager-level "Bottom performing employees" email <ad13> and sent it to the all-employees internal mailing list
#551
<Raziel> are you currently pooing? <garne> yes <Raziel> you're typing very fast for being on the phone <Raziel> did you bring your desktop computer to the bathroom? <garne> laptop <garne> :D
#263
<Garner> fuck you garner <Garner> google*
#53
<kage> the 12 is good, peaty <kage> nice blend <kage> the 15 is worse than the 12 at twice the price <kage> never tasted the 18 <Bad> kage confessed pedo
#707
<Raziel> memes never die <moop> Even :b:enis isn’t funny anymore <Bad> 🅱️oob <moop> 🅱️enis <ad13> 🅱️ peppers are the worst <ad13> fuck i deleted the ell when I pasted :(
#426
<Bad> I'm actually laughing out loud at my own link so hard that I have a small nosebleed now <Bad> fuck this
#40
<Naypam> so right <Naypam> I was with dunkyp <Naypam> rumboald on chess.com <Naypam> at his flat warming <Naypam> I got really drunk <Naypam> like we played this card game <Naypam> and I filled a pint glass with 50/50 vodka <Naypam> after already drinking a 35cl to myself <Naypam> so I finished most of a 70cl of vodka MORE <Naypam> and then gotten dressed. <Naypam> went to the toilet <Naypam> took off ALL of my clothes <Naypam> and started masturbating apparently <Naypam> I don't really remember <Naypam> my friends had to break down the bathroom door <Naypam> and they found me naked masturbating <Happy0> lmao.. good god :|
#840
<gar> why am i listening to chris brown <Bad> gar: you are autistic <gar> yeah <gar> it's so shit <gar> but it's playing <gar> and i cba removing <gar> actually it's ok ish