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#659
<Naypalm> I just wanna cum <Naypalm> awwww yeeah <Naypalm> god damn <Naypalm> allllll nighhttttt <Naypalm> alllllll nayyyyyyyyytttttttttyyyyyy <Naypalm> nay is in everything <Naypalm> grr <Naypalm> argh
#811
<moop> Raziel: you removed [editor's note: raziel identifies as male] :( <Raziel> I identify as a white cis male <Raziel> not just a male <Raziel> get your pronouns right <moop> pls you identify as an emotionless python script <Raziel> please python is filled with emotion <Valacar> do we really need to hear Raziel's masturbation stories 0o
#729
<Bad> moop: what the FUCK is a extuessl <Bad> For real wtf <moop> Bad: it's my mail <Bad> wtf does it mean <moop> wanted to get anton but it was taken <Raziel> anton is taken? dammit <Raziel> extuessl next best option <Raziel> ?????????? <moop> tbh the real story behind extuessl is it was the kaptcha that i got after trying like 20 different account names <moop> was like eh fuck it <moop> tbh all my tries were anton0-19
#171
<Naypam> you could replace tips <Naypam> with an imaginary number at the end of your payment <Naypam> so like if the waitress was really good <Naypam> oh hey <Naypam> the bill is 40.23? <Naypam> have 40.23.9 <Naypam> but they actually only get 40.23 <Naypam> and a feeling of satisfaction
#292
<how-hiGh> just trimmed my nipples
#737
<moop> 16:54 <Bad> Hmmm this hotel looks nice but it's in Lampedusa <moop> lampedusa is a funny name <moop> lumped usa <moop> lampy dusa <Valacar> it is always interesting to get some insight on how the wonderous mind of moop work
#821
<Phixion> i used to lift my schoolbooks with my boner <Phixion> u know when you lean them against the table on your crotch <Phixion> gr8 training
#31
<kage> one time i gave my phone to my cousin <kage> the hot one <kage> she was browsing the photos <kage> and then bam <kage> penis photo <kage> i snatch the phone out of her hand <kage> and quickly delete it <kage> and laugh it out <kage> gg <kage> no re
#203
<Raziel> https://wiki.php.net/rfc/phpdbg <Raziel> it's happening <kage> by this point no php developer actually knows how to use a debugger in the first place <kage> raziel <Raziel> haha <kage> "that looks hard, why can't i just var_dump? i've always var_dumped and it's been fine" <Raziel> I think you're right for 95% of users <kage> exactly <kage> ask Bad if he knows what a debugger even is <kage> last time he's touched one, his father put a can of RAID in his hands and asked him to spray it in his room
#419
<Raziel> that feeling when you're proud of your shit <Raziel> didn't have to wipe a lot, didn't smell awful, they were all lying in an orderly fashion in the toilet bowl <Raziel> almost felt like taking a picture