<Phixion> just realized
<Phixion> not gonna return to #virginity
<Phixion> glad to meet ya
<kage> dude, being nay would be so amusing
<kage> you'd do the craziest shit and you'd get a free pass from people
<kage> because you're fucking nay
<kage> like, if i were to start putting things in my ass people would be disgusted
<kage> whenever nay does it on webcam people cheer for more
<kage> that's how fun being nay is
<kage> !
<BadFurDay> do you like shit Naypalm
<BadFurDay> do you like
<BadFurDay> turd play
<BadFurDay> Don't lie to me
<Naypalm> BadFurDay doesn't bother me
<BadFurDay> what
<Naypalm> don't give a fuck
<BadFurDay> no this is not a good answer
<BadFurDay> it repulses you
<BadFurDay> no
<BadFurDay> no you don't
<BadFurDay> god
<BadFurDay> why do I still ask you questions
<Naypalm> I'm so desperate right now I'd fuck an animal
* Naypalm runs to farm
<BadFurDay> shit is foul
<nonpc> BadFurDay, why does that girl not interact with me :(
<BadFurDay> nonpc: you don't eat your own cum
<nonpc> oh
<Naypalm> I have :D
* Naypalm nom nom
<dux0r> feces and semen hour on #redditeu
<dux0r> just like clockwork
<Steele> whats up?
<Steele> i would like to take this moment to thank Bad
<Steele> without whom i would never have realised how minor a form of autism i really had
<Naypam> so I got a new laptop
<Naypam> two very wrong things about it
<ad13> another one? :D
<Raziel> lol
<Naypam> 1. dvorak and the US layout, it has those gay keys, it means I can't type the pipe symbol
<Naypam> going to have to hack that
<Naypam> 2. it has HotS motifs all over it
<Naypam> not sure which is worse
<Naypam> I also paid for the stamp
<Naypam> in 1p coins
<Naypam> 79 of them
<Naypam> rofl'd
<Naypam> the guy was mad at the post office
<Bad`> LOL Naypam
<Bad`> hahahahahhahaaaaaaaa
<Naypam> but I needed to get rid of my shit change
<Raziel> ..........
<Raziel> oh
<Bad`> 79 queens
<Bad`> I'd rage
<Naypam> I made little stacks of 10
<Naypam> 7 stacks of them
<Naypam> then took one off
<Naypam> then PUSHED THEM ALL OVER INTO HIS COLLECTION BIN :'D
<Naypam> HE HAD TO RECOUNT :'DI
<Naypam> DDDDDDDDDDDD
<Raziel> oh my god what
* Naypam dead
<Naypam> Raziel: they have this screen they "hide" behind
<Bad`> roooooofl Naypam
<Naypam> and a little metal tray you can pass letters through
<Bad`> fuck the uk though
<Bad`> move to Salamanca or something
<Bad`> life cheaper
<Raziel> hahahaha
<Naypam> I lined up all my 7x10x1p coins
<Naypam> then just causally pushed them into the tray
<Naypam> like "sup"
<Naypam> count 'em
<Phixion> :D
<Naypam> he mad, I mad
<Naypam> but I happy mad
<Raziel> biggest dick move 2015
<Naypam> reminds me of when I went back to edinburgh
<Naypam> got the train to aberdeen, train arrived at the same time as one of my best friends
<Naypam> went to hold his hand
<Naypam> so accustomed to it
<ad13> lovely: the blackouts are because japan shat itself at fukushima, and turned ALL nuclear power off
<ad13> it's not coming back on.
<Naypam> there's a black out?
<Naypam> nigger! run!
<lovely> tupac is the illest
<nonpc> he was not ill
<nonpc> he was shot
<nonpc> I think.
<nonpc> was he?
<Naypam> I haven't tasted anybody else's cum
<Naypam> weird
<Naypam> that's the kind of thing I'd like to have said I'd done
<Naypam> oh well
<Naypam> LIFE SUCKS
<Naypam> have made a guy cum tho
* Naypam master of pleasure