<Bad> do you know Raziel
<Bad> why she couldn't fit a block of 5gb of shit up her ass?
<Raziel> wat
<Bad> it's obvious Raziel
<Bad> because the ass was fat32
<__bot__> New quote approved! https://qdb.lutro.me/535
<gar> the key point of this quote
<gar> is i didn't specify who will grab your dick
<gar> merely said someone will
<gar> and i guarantee it
<gar> :-)
<gar> can be guy, girl, police, ambulance, psychiatric ward
<gar> :----)
<gar> wtf ward grabbing your dick
<gar> a psychiatric ward grabbing your dick
<gar> i am dying
<Garner> but french on phone is harder than sucking my own dick
<Naypam> god there's nothing worse than typing on a phone
<Naypam> even sucking your own dick is better
< kage> i masturbated in the sink in my highschool's info lab a few times
< kage> started to smell really bad
...
< kage> the funniest thing is
< kage> everyone was fucking smelling my cum
< kage> but had no idea what it waas
* Marco__ has joined #redditeu
<Marco__> hello world
<Raziel> o_o
<Juno> POLO
<Marco__> i found you
<Raziel> did you now
<Raziel> and who would you be
<Marco__> sure did
<nonpc> Marco__, touch his private parts now
<Bad`> Do you have an extra chromosome?
<Bad`> Are you mentally deficient?
<Bad`> I'm ok with handicapped people, I'd rather just know it so I don't offend you
<Bad`> Maybe autism?
<InfernalBadger> .
<Bad`> It's ok you can tell us
<InfernalBadger> Ok, i got the
<InfernalBadger> Cant handle fucking morons syndrome
<Bad`> Wow I just got rekt
<InfernalBadger> And i need to take my medicine
<Raziel> how have you not commited suicide?
<InfernalBadger> Because i just read this
<Bad`> Raziel: Is this how you greet eachother in norway?
<Bad`> Seems like a standard greeting
<Bad`> Hello neighbors, suicided yet?
<Bad`> Nope, depressed but alive, you?
<Bad`> I tried yesterday but I'm too beta to do it
<Bad`> Norwegian conversation
<Bad`> Average.
<FredG> fuck sake
<FredG> i was typing a message to someone and meant to say, you didn't have breakfast right?
<FredG> I said you didn't have sex right
<FredG> wasn't a typo
<FredG> I was thinking of redditeu
<lovely> dux0r
<lovely> can you do a Raziel impression?
<dux0r> can't, I'm busy installing RoR legacy drivers for adhoc php5 libs
<dux0r> then making some invigorating green leaf tea
<lovely> thank you
<Bad> So
<Bad> My girl talks about the guys that smoke fish for a living
<Bad> What I pictured in my head was someone rolling a fish into a joint and smoking it
<Bad> And it seemed normal to my brain
<Bad> I was like this is what she meant yes
<Bad> Then thought about it
<nonpc> I like spending my time and choosing condoms
<nonpc> it's like
<nonpc> building a computer or osmething
<nonpc> even more interesting