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#62
<ad13> lovely: the blackouts are because japan shat itself at fukushima, and turned ALL nuclear power off <ad13> it's not coming back on. <Naypam> there's a black out? <Naypam> nigger! run!
#40
<Naypam> so right <Naypam> I was with dunkyp <Naypam> rumboald on chess.com <Naypam> at his flat warming <Naypam> I got really drunk <Naypam> like we played this card game <Naypam> and I filled a pint glass with 50/50 vodka <Naypam> after already drinking a 35cl to myself <Naypam> so I finished most of a 70cl of vodka MORE <Naypam> and then gotten dressed. <Naypam> went to the toilet <Naypam> took off ALL of my clothes <Naypam> and started masturbating apparently <Naypam> I don't really remember <Naypam> my friends had to break down the bathroom door <Naypam> and they found me naked masturbating <Happy0> lmao.. good god :|
#119
<Garner> PENIS IN MY MOUTH
#507
<Valacar> but technically i'm bilingual since my father speaks swedish as his native language <gojira> AHA <gojira> NOT A REAL FIN <Valacar> tho he never speaks it :D <gar> u finnoswede? <Valacar> kinda <Valacar> and kinda not <Naypam> OHHHHHH <gojira> that is enough for today <Naypam> Valacar is swedish <Naypam> this explains EVERYTHING <Valacar> I AM NTO <Valacar> NOT <Naypam> I did not realise this <Naypam> I should have know oh my god
#302
<how-hiGh> you never eaten ass? srs <moop> srs <how-hiGh> ever eaten ass or not moop? <moop> never <how-hiGh> lmao must be a virgin <moop> lmoa <how-hiGh> Bad` moop never licked girls anus lol @ him <how-hiGh> moop you are missing out srs <moop> srs <how-hiGh> by nowadays standards to be a decent BF you have to lick anus
#336
<Bad> yo Raziel <Bad> if you were trying to find where an alcoholic scot collapsed <Bad> where would you look? <+Raziel> erm <+Raziel> anywhere in scotland? <Bad> no <Bad> behind bars <Bad> it's funny because nay is going to jail <Bad> anyway I gave nay a copy of microsoft outlook so he can write mails to us <Bad> however <Bad> it's a TRIAL version
#73
<Raziel> http://www.screddit.eu/bash.php?429 <Raziel> immortalized! <nonpc> nu wtf <nonpc> nuuuu <nonpc> wtffffff <nonpc> jesus. <nonpc> that's not even funny <nonpc> ok <nonpc> my mom will shave my head now <nonpc> gg <BadFurDay> wat <nonpc> I SAID GG
#854
<fredosan> ROFL OUTSIDE OF IT <fredosan> wait wrong window
#103
<dux0r> Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? <dux0r> because the P is silent <dux0r> What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? <dux0r> wipes his ass
#249
<Raziel> fuck <Raziel> burnt the bread <Raziel> :( <moop> git commit -m "learned to cook stuff :D" <Raziel> git reset --hard HEAD^ <Raziel> if only you could do that on bread