<Garner> I was only there for a night ( ͡°╭ ͟ʖ╮͡├┬┴┬┴
<Juno> the bash quotes thing sucks anyway
<Juno> no good ones
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<BadFurDay> god damn
<BadFurDay> I need anger management courses
<BadFurDay> there was a trio of little fucks in the bus who were talking about skiddy shit
<BadFurDay> gloating about how they were pissing off their teachers by giving their homework in password protected tar.gz
<BadFurDay> gloating about how they could crack the passes of their school's computers in 20 seconds
<BadFurDay> and making plans about how they'd best piss off their teachers next
<BadFurDay> of note: "tar.gz is like, the best troll, because you can like, only open it on linux"
<BadFurDay> I exploded at the little fucks and put them back in place
<BadFurDay> they looked all ruined and mad
<BadFurDay> but then people in the bus got even madder
<BadFurDay> and asked me to step out
<BadFurDay> had to walk home ffs
<ad13> tomorrow i test drive a tesla model s
<ad13> :o
<moop> why, they need a dummy?
<moop> ayyy
<moop> you walked right into that
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<Naypam> tfw my keyboard's almost age of consent
<Raziel> I just attack pencils to my fingers before typing
<Raziel> fuck
<Raziel> burnt the bread
<Raziel> :(
<moop> git commit -m "learned to cook stuff :D"
<Raziel> git reset --hard HEAD^
<Raziel> if only you could do that on bread
<moop> like remember in army
<moop> i needed at least a week to get used to new environment before i could masturbate
<moop> duno why
<Wan> There's a Lemon curve ad right in front of me
<Wan> Train in 4 minutes
<Wan> Naypam would probably masturbate while waiting
<Wan> And yet I'm here, staring blankly at a lingerie ad because of a FUCKING PUN BASED ON A GORILLA FACE ON A KEY
<moop> hmm Bad you think i should prepurchase ams museum tickets?
<moop> fuck i hate eye checkups
<moop> they put these drops that make your shit wider
<Valacar> eye drops makes your shit wider?
<Valacar> i don't think you applying it correctly tbh
<Valacar> you are*