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#788
<moop> wait is diarrhea medicine causes diarrhea or stops diarrhea
#852
<how-hiGh> Bad <how-hiGh> if there was no such thing as SEX, would you even speak to women? <Raziel> Lol <Bad> how-hiGh: why the fuck would I speak to a woman if I'm not trying to touch her boobs <Raziel> This is such a stupid hypothetical question <Bad> Nah more seriously, my closest friends are like 50% men 50% women <Bad> And the good women friends I don't have or try to have sex with :) <how-hiGh> most of women are not funny <how-hiGh> or smart <Raziel> If there was no such thing as sex humanity would not exist <Bad> Most of men are not funny or smart either tbh <how-hiGh> Raziel do not overthink it <Raziel> Same applies to men <Raziel> LOL <how-hiGh> am I smarter/funnier than average woman? srs <Bad> Bro how-hiGh, if there was no such thing as SEX, Raziel's life would be exactly the same, he's not overthinking it
#858
<pitastrudl> im also mad at someone, he had like 3 months to finish his thesis, and he did almost nothing, only started now <pitastrudl> thats me btw
#284
<how-hiGh> Garner say it to my face <how-hiGh> just quit irc and never use this protocol again, bro <how-hiGh> and by bro I mean never my bro, ur fucking phaggot
#531
<moop> i'd fuck Bad <gojira> you'd fuck anything with a hole and a heartbeat and the second part is optional <moop> that's what i said <Raziel> My hand has a heart beat <gojira> is this Raziel suggesting moop can fuck his hand? <Bad> Raziel: please elaborate on your odd as fuck phrase <gojira> yea <gojira> wtf
#456
<ad13> urgh <ad13> landlord from NL has come to me and said i'm owe €602 for the heating <ad13> after paying €900 already <ad13> €1502 for a year's heating and hot water sounds steep as fuck <Bad> ad13, dutch ovens require more manpower than traditional heaters
#86
< kage> i masturbated in the sink in my highschool's info lab a few times < kage> started to smell really bad ... < kage> the funniest thing is < kage> everyone was fucking smelling my cum < kage> but had no idea what it waas
#737
<moop> 16:54 <Bad> Hmmm this hotel looks nice but it's in Lampedusa <moop> lampedusa is a funny name <moop> lumped usa <moop> lampy dusa <Valacar> it is always interesting to get some insight on how the wonderous mind of moop work
#801
<Bad> Aurélie is ultra mad at me <Bad> Apparently she went to bed around 3am <Bad> I was in the middle of the bed so she tried to push me to the side <Bad> And then apparently as I was being pushed I let out the longest loudest and smelliest fart she'd ever heard in her life <Bad> And she had to open the windows and leave the bedroom for 10 minutes <Bad> Now she's mad
#219
<Intergage`> I was a little gay for a bit.