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#84
<zid> money, in norway, much like salmon, just leaps out at you and lands in your boat
#149
<BadFurDay> Cmaj7 is not a thing. Do re la is.
#309
<Bad> you are so entertaining how-hiGh <how-hiGh> why I have no friends then lol
#339
<Juno> wtf <Juno> dont get it <Raziel> don't get what Juno <Bad> it <Bad> learn to read Raziel <Bad> moron <Raziel> the novel? <Raziel> or the film? <Juno> no <Juno> like england vs wales <Juno> gf mad <Garner> why mad <Juno> cos englanmd go for penalty <Juno> i say <Juno> touch to ick go for the try <Juno> she so mad <Juno> won;'t talkwtf <Garner> rofl <moop> >people who take sports too seriously <Garner> standard girl <moop> (including esports) <Bad> bro moop it's not about sports <Bad> it's about being a girl <Bad> and mood swings <Juno> .ye so <Juno> she in MY bed <Juno> sulking <Garner> ROFL <Bad> well Juno <Bad> kick her out of your bed <Juno> imon pc researching rugby union rules <Juno> wtf <Raziel> hahaha <Juno> I'M FUCKING RIGHT <Juno> I RESEARCHED IT <Juno> kick to touch go for try would've won if they did it <Juno> i played this shit as a kid <Juno> gg still right still wrongno sex for 2 weeks still staying here 2 weeks no rent <Juno> won't even talk to me
#558
<garne> Work time <garne> Wait fuck <garne> Home time <garne> Fuck work
#497
<Raziel> morning <Bad> fuck off and die Raziel <Bad> nobody talks during those mornings <Bad> those where you wake up with a poo emergency <Bad> which leaves no time for a shower <Bad> I feel so dirty <Bad> I want to die
#533
<Raziel> dropped a piece of butter on the floor <Raziel> had to throw it away <Raziel> don't tell the norwegian police pls
#83
<Naypam> I have more sperm than you BFD|Slave <zid> in your mouth <Naypam> I wish <zid> wut <zid> as in, "wut a faggot" <Naypam> I occasionally eat my own sperm <zid> I did it once <zid> it was a bad idea <zid> It had a poor texture <Naypam> yeah the texture is pretty bad <Naypam> doesn't taste bad though <Naypam> funny after taste too <Naypam> but it saves wiping it with a sock or something <zid> I use discarded crisp packets / coke cans when I am being lazy <Naypam> yeah that's fine <Naypam> usually just use disgarded underwear these days! <Naypam> used to just wipe with my bed sheet <zid> not a box? <Naypam> but if girls stay over I'd rather them not sleep in ancient cum stains <Naypam> well I wouldn't mind <Naypam> but they might <lovely> wat
#467
<Bad> My syslog is ddosed by irccloud <Bad> Pretty much
#681
<how-high> do we have gingers here? <how-high> rumoured that they have pink buttholes <how-high> and then came sudden realization that I am 26 year old and still have no idea what color my anus is