<Bad> Oh rofl guys I have to tell you about my dream tonight btw
<Bad> I was with Raziel in Cannes walking about
<Bad> And Raziel kicked something on the ground
<Bad> And I thought it would be funny to shout allah akbar as he did it
<Bad> Then I turn around
<Bad> And there's a family of muslims
<Bad> And they tried to kill us
<Bad> I ran so hard it woke me up at 2 am
<Naypam> I'm going on stats! he's playing really well
<Naypam> lost to classic but meh
<Bad> Classic is godlike in PvP though
<Bad> As I told you
<Bad> And you didn't believe me
[ earlier that month ]
<Bad> Naypam: Classic ? - ? Stats (bo7)
<Bad> 2-4 imo
<Bad> Naypam: btw I'm actually rooting for Classic
<Bad> Even though Stats gon win
<Bad> Got hopes that Classic can upset
<Bad> Gogogo
<Naypam> I'm rooting for stats ofc
<Bad> hey Garner do you know where the jews fled from norway after all their rice got burned
<Bad> Israziel
<Bad> I love how Naypam calls people prissy
<Bad> but he is a fucking flower of the highest order
<Bad> you're a flower Naypam
<Bad> that's what
<fabe> yeah but i would go insane as a parent if people just started searching for the body
<wellborg> fabe: isnt the statistic on kidnapped people is that they die pretty soon after the fact?
<fabe> i have no idea wellborg
<fabe> dux0r do you kill your victims quickly?
<dux0r> I like to freeze my poop n stab em with it then wait a week to see if they get infected
<Naypam> so right
<Naypam> I was with dunkyp
<Naypam> rumboald on chess.com
<Naypam> at his flat warming
<Naypam> I got really drunk
<Naypam> like we played this card game
<Naypam> and I filled a pint glass with 50/50 vodka
<Naypam> after already drinking a 35cl to myself
<Naypam> so I finished most of a 70cl of vodka MORE
<Naypam> and then
gotten dressed.
<Naypam> went to the toilet
<Naypam> took off ALL of my clothes
<Naypam> and started masturbating apparently
<Naypam> I don't really remember
<Naypam> my friends had to break down the bathroom door
<Naypam> and they found me naked masturbating
<Happy0> lmao.. good god :|
<zid> money, in norway, much like salmon, just leaps out at you and lands in your boat
<Bad> I was doing all this sports shit right
<Bad> Rollerblading used to be seen as not gay back in the day so there were always groupie-ish girls
<Bad> And this one once told me my parents are gone tonight I'll be bored wanna come over :)))))
<Bad> I said no I have to practice for next week's race and I'll need sleep
<Bad> Took me like 5 years to have a random flashback memory to this scene
<Bad> That made me cringe so hard I had to stop walking and start talking out loud to myself
<Bad> I think everyone who's been social in their teens went through such an experience
<Bad> With or without remembering it
<Raziel> thank god I wasn't social
[sometime later]
<Raziel> https://www.twitch.tv/shadder2k placements about to happen
<Raziel> this was massively entertainign last time he did it
<moop> eh i'll watch
<Raziel> wanna mumble while we watch moop?
<moop> Raziel: nah but ty
<gojira> Bad: ^
<gojira> moop just didnt realized )
<Juno> the bash quotes thing sucks anyway
<Juno> no good ones
<moop> 11:13 <Bad> Reached 3+ years uptime on a Vista machine
<moop> this is a lie
<Bad> moop I have ThArGos as a witness :D
<Bad> He was trying to kill it any way he could
<moop> when windows loves to randomly restart itself because of updates
<Bad> I have updates disabled
<Bad> Always had
<moop> then you had viruses Bad
<Bad> I don't download or install retarded shit
<moop> >says doesn't download retarded shit
<moop> >downloaded all of under the dome