<moop> 11:13 <Bad> Reached 3+ years uptime on a Vista machine
<moop> this is a lie
<Bad> moop I have ThArGos as a witness :D
<Bad> He was trying to kill it any way he could
<moop> when windows loves to randomly restart itself because of updates
<Bad> I have updates disabled
<Bad> Always had
<moop> then you had viruses Bad
<Bad> I don't download or install retarded shit
<moop> >says doesn't download retarded shit
<moop> >downloaded all of under the dome
<fgarnier> omg bad
<fgarnier> the autistic rat
<fgarnier> what happened to him
<Bad> autistic ra
<Bad> what
<fgarnier> fatboy sljm
<fgarnier> or whatever his name idk
<Bad> the fuck
<fgarnier> the autistic rat
<fgarnier> with the piano
<Bad> what is wrong with you
<fgarnier> omfg ill search myelf
<fgarnier> they are in space
<fgarnier> and sing sometimed
<Bad> wtf
<Bad> OH
<Bad> Ratboy genius
<garne> i posted some pics and a video on fb, and tagged gf sister as gd doesnt use facebook. then a colleague says i thought your gf was ginger
<garne> i said "wat"
<garne> no comtext
<garne> i ask to elaborate
<garne> he says i saw your post and om the video she gave you blow kisses
<garne> i was cringing so much was like
<garne> why is he stalking me
<garne> writing it makes me cringe
<garne> anyway he leaving next week so is ok
<Wan> O shit waddup it's autistic season in Paris
<Wan> Err
<Wan> Touristic
<Bad> But then I'm not one to allow a finger
<Intee> Normally the same.
<Intee> Don't knock it till you've tried it Bad
<Intee> But honestly, don't try it.
<Intee> It's horrid
<moop> like 9pm my flight is I think
<moop> oh no, flight on 11th at 13am
<moop> er
<moop> pm
<moop> wtf lol
<moop> if (item1 == 0) do_something()
<moop> item1 is not 0
<moop> yet the code goes into do_something() anyways
<moop> wtf ???
<gojira> what are you doing moop
<moop> working
<gojira> and you are asking us how to compare values in languyages
<gojira> ?
<Raziel> Var dump item1
<moop> like am i retarded
<moop> can't be
<gojira> well
<gojira> it's either going to be 'item1 is actually 0'
<moop> i am retarded but like wtf i can't see it
<gojira> or you don't actually have that code
<moop> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/7cqZSvwv/
<moop> is the debugger retarded
<moop> no i am retarded
<moop> wtf
<gojira> ...
<Raziel> Do you even know what the logical or does
<gojira> i don't think so
<Bad> lmao
<gojira> probably thinks its used to make it pretty?
<Bad> this is hilarious
<Bad> next level fail
<moop> oh fuck
<moop> yeah i am retarded
<Bruce> Raziel: did you ever used cloudformation ?
<moop> Is this a fart joke Bruce
<BadFurDay> Garner: you just made me realize that penises don't have a distinctive sound
<BadFurDay> There's no sound you hear and go like "ah that's a penis"
<BadFurDay> other than fap/intercourse sounds
<BadFurDay> It's sad.
<Garner> Yeah it is :(
<BFD|Slave> I value my heterosexuality too much
<BFD|Slave> to drink fruit beer