<Naypam> let me get a rough estimate of my lifetime masturbations
<Naypam> about 8200 times
<Naypam> easily going to hit 10k faps like
<Naypam> in the next year or two
<Naypam> wonder if I'll hit 100k
<Naypam> that would be quite hard
<lively> you going to fap 4 times a day nay?
<Naypam> no but average now is twice a day
<Naypam> used to be 4-5 times a day
<Naypam> morning and night, sometimes when I get home from work
<BFD|Slave> Naypam: wanker
<dux0r> 21900 faps
<dux0r> at least
<Naypam> rofl
<Naypam> god damn that's way more than me
<Naypam> even including the age difference
<dux0r> 4*365*15
<Naypam> 4
<Naypam> FOUR
<lively> 4
<Naypam> I only did 4-5 when I was a teenager
<dux0r> i told u i was hardcore mother fuckers
<how-hiGh> tfw no appartments to smash a girl
<how-hiGh> Bad what to do
<Bad> car
<how-hiGh> no car
<Bad> club toilet
<Bad> hotel room
<how-hiGh> well club toilet is overly slutty thing, isn't it?!
<Bad> or just get an apartment
<how-hiGh> girl with self respect won't do it in toilet
<FredG> any girl would
<how-hiGh> fuaaaark short on money, but gonna rent it
<Bad> can confirm what FredG says
<Bad> for some reason, movies and stuff teach us that men are sex obsessed and women are pure or whatever
<Bad> but women also like sex you know
<Bad> and if they can't have it in an apartment they'll have it in a toilet
<Bad> they're just as desperate for it as we are
<FredG> ^
<how-hiGh> I don't want to do it in toiler, cuz I'll lose respect for her after it
<Bad> rofl
<Bad> you really have massive personal problems with women and purity
<how-hiGh> I do
<Bad> bro
<Bad> I currently can not bring back women to my flat
<Bad> I split with my ex in march, and she's moving out next week
<Bad> so I know your problem with no apartment to smash a girl
<Bad> I gave you answers
<Bad> car, toilet, hotel
<Bad> they all work and don't make it feel like the girl is worse or like you are shit
<Bad> there are no other good answers
<Bad> you'll have to live with it
<how-hiGh> my fav sex positions are horizontal
<Bad> when you don't have a flat to smash in, you can't be picky
<Bad> hotel room solves that problem though
<how-hiGh> yeah but needs money investment
<Bad> then you live the life everyone in the world lives between about 13 and 25 years old
<Bad> and you do it in a toilet
<Bad> having a place to have sex is the main reason why I got myself my own flat super early tbh
<how-hiGh> well gonna rent appartment I think
<Bad> Having your own place is only good things, not a single negative
<Bad> Worth the money and time you invest in it
<how-hiGh> should I rent for 24 hrs or just like 5-6 hrs?
<FredG> wat
<Bad> wat
<how-hiGh> the appartments
<how-hiGh> there is option to rent for a full day or just several hrs
<Bad> what the fuck am I reading
<Bad> you would rent an apartment just to have sex
<Bad> get a cheap hotel room
<how-hiGh> appartment = 1 room flat
<how-hiGh> hotel rooms are more expensive
<Bad> wtf is wrong with your country
<FredG> lol
<Bad> also I laughed at 5-6hrs
<Bad> it's for sex
<FredG> toilet is better
<how-hiGh> appartment I mean 1 room, kitchen, toilet
<Bad> rent for 5 minutes
<FredG> no such thing as self respect loss or whatever
<Bad> I agree with FredG actually
<FredG> even the girls who seem innocnet as fuck or pure as you put it enjoy toilet fucks
<FredG> or cars
<how-hiGh> Bad I don't cum quickly
<how-hiGh> I please my woman
<Bad> implying all women like when it lasts
<how-hiGh> implying all women wait for it to end ASAP?
<Bad> all I gotta say
<Bad> if you don't cum quickly either you didn't have sex many times in your life
<Bad> either you have very poor partners
<Bad> either you need to discover foreplay
<FredG> lol toilet fuck > 1 minute
<FredG> takes like 10 seconds
<Bad> wtf 10 seconds FredG
<Bad> world record for longest toilet fuck is at 2 seconds
<Bad> you're lying
<Bad> one time I lasted more than 1 second I was so proud
<FredG> rofl
<FredG> yeah that w/e
<FredG> same thing
<FredG> point is, it doesn't last a minute or an hour
<how-hiGh> lol @ cumming fast
<how-hiGh> just lol
<how-hiGh> girl won't beg you for more
<Bad> it depends on the girl, how-hiGh
<Bad> some girls like long fucks
<Bad> others get bored if it lasts too long
<Bad> it's almost like every girl is different wow
<Bad> who'd have thought
<how-hiGh> how can she get bored if she gets numerous orgasms?!!
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<Bad> OMG
<Bad> IEÉPOTMÉ2QOLÉV7Z2897P2vptui
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<kage> one time i gave my phone to my cousin
<kage> the hot one
<kage> she was browsing the photos
<kage> and then bam
<kage> penis photo
<kage> i snatch the phone out of her hand
<kage> and quickly delete it
<kage> and laugh it out
<kage> gg
<kage> no re
<moop> 8-0
<moop> fuck yeah
<moop> why did it take me so long to try this game wtf
<moop> it's f.a.f.
<moop> fun as fuck
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<moop> oooooooooooooooooh now i see
<moop> i was playing against ai for the first 10 wins
<moop> til
<nonpc> Was at her place yesturday
<nonpc> Damn, it is all like so fucking strange
<nonpc> Em.. We just sat, drank some tea
<nonpc> I stroked her hair, face
<nonpc> and stuff
<nonpc> it was pretty calm shit
<nonpc> She almost showed me her underwear because it was all pink
<nonpc> Later on, I checked out her underwear still.
<nonpc> She decided to hide from me
<nonpc> while I went to pee
<nonpc> and then I found her
<nonpc> and she was like
<nonpc> "what are you doing"
<nonpc> and I was like
<nonpc> derp
<nonpc> and checked out the underwear
<nonpc> it was nice
<nonpc> and cute
<nonpc> Some times I would like turn her face to me
<nonpc> and talk stuff
<nonpc> and then say
<nonpc> "dont worry, I'm not going to try and kiss you"
<nonpc> so she feels better
<nonpc> :D
<Raziel> YOU would turn her head to you?
<nonpc> yes
<nonpc> force that
<nonpc> It also btw
<nonpc> came to that that
<nonpc> she told me she woudnt like to be choked
<nonpc> we tried it
<nonpc> I had her in a head lock
<Bad> omg it's a sign
<Bad> Phone call by a woman I want to get it on with
<Bad> Confirm we can see tomorrow
<Bad> I hang up my phone
<Bad> Battery says 69%
<Bad> IT'S A SIGN
<Garner> ...
<Raziel> ...
<Garner> #redditeu
<moop> i put sugar and milk in my coffee!
<moop> i'm a monster
<Bad> I don't see anything wrong with milk or sugar in coffee.
<Raziel> there's nothing wrong with it
<Raziel> just like there's nothing wrong with being a woman, or being gay
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< lovely> hue hue hue hue
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<garne> how can the game have multiple orgasms!?
<garne> should be long and slow