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#518
<gar> this is cringe #1 of the day <gar> Trying to hold against something while the train moves, it's so crowded i kept touching that girl's hand by accident <Bad> nice <gar> Then i moved it and she moved it as well <gar> touched again <Bad> rofl <gar> 3 times
#762
<Raziel> do you know what's happening to your eyes as it's getting better again? <Raziel> like are parts of the eyeball healing or what <moop> yeah exactly <moop> lazors cut everything out so it takes time to revive <moop> like, everything between the lazor and the part it needs to fix <Raziel> cool that it heals by itself <Bad> >heals by itself <Bad> lol Raziel <Bad> You really think that's how it works <Bad> Read up on judaism <moop> you joke but there are techniques on how to regrow your foreskin <moop> it's like stretching your earlobes but instead you do that with the penis flesh
#76
<Raziel> specialtaktiks <how-hiGh> greek =( <nonpc> wut <how-hiGh> oh specialtaktiks is two english words lol, i thought it's last name HAHAHA
#709
<Raziel> in b4 amnesia <garne> amensia <garne> amensia <garne> omfg <garne> amnesia
#636
<Raziel> god damn <Raziel> is there anything worse than bread becoming deformed in the shopping bag because you stacked things wrong? <Raziel> there probably is <Raziel> BUT NOT RIGHT NOW
#686
<ad13> just logged in to my email at work <ad13> some guy has accidentally replied to his manager-level "Bottom performing employees" email <ad13> and sent it to the all-employees internal mailing list
#653
<garne> seriously though i will miss my colleague <garne> took a picture of us having a beer <garne> https://i.imgur.com/BEPN9pK.png <garne> sad times <Raziel> I RECOGNIZE THAT URL <Raziel> NOT FALLING FOR IT <Raziel> CUNT <garne> rofl <garne> hahahahahahaahaha <moop> :D <Raziel> I'm fucking traumatized <garne> :D:D:DDDDD
#155
<Naypam> perl's a joke language that I use to joke in
#806
<moop> i started playing that shit katnip game but then i remembered something important <moop> i'm in the middle of a movie <Bad> jesus christ moop <moop> wait nvm first 15 min <moop> Bad: i've been stuck on the same timestamp on the last the hobbit movie <moop> for, like, a month now <moop> if not more
#720
<rian> who wants to bed the nore will show up in a bit <rian> being all like 'omg i drank too much' <rian> ? <moop> pretty sure it'll happen <Raziel> wew <Raziel> sup <Raziel> hello? <moop> so how dead are you Raziel <moop> pls respond <Raziel> not at all <Raziel> only 3 beers [... the next day...] <Raziel> oh lawd <Raziel> I only had 3 beers but due to no real dinner yesterday I feel hungover anyway