<Bad`> Do you have an extra chromosome?
<Bad`> Are you mentally deficient?
<Bad`> I'm ok with handicapped people, I'd rather just know it so I don't offend you
<Bad`> Maybe autism?
<InfernalBadger> .
<Bad`> It's ok you can tell us
<InfernalBadger> Ok, i got the
<InfernalBadger> Cant handle fucking morons syndrome
<Bad`> Wow I just got rekt
<InfernalBadger> And i need to take my medicine
<Raziel> how have you not commited suicide?
<InfernalBadger> Because i just read this
<Bad`> Raziel: Is this how you greet eachother in norway?
<Bad`> Seems like a standard greeting
<Bad`> Hello neighbors, suicided yet?
<Bad`> Nope, depressed but alive, you?
<Bad`> I tried yesterday but I'm too beta to do it
<Bad`> Norwegian conversation
<Bad`> Average.
<ad13> fortunately i knew carrying the colon around was going to be a pain in the arse (it acts as a sail in this wind) so managed to refrain
<BFD|Slave> Gee moop stop being such a Raziel
<Raziel> wow internet dropped
<Raziel> wtf did you say about me
<BFD|Slave> What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I coded my own wordpress plugin, and I've been involved in numerous secret laravel conclaves, and I have over 300 confirmed commits. I am trained in php and I'm the top code monkey in the entire norwegian dev forces. You are nothing to me but just another coder. I will grind your code the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the internet and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you with over seven hundred wordpress plugins, and that's just with my own code. Not only am I extensively trained in framework usage, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Laravel Framework Alpha Release Repository and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will cook rice all over you and you will burn in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
<ad13> Raziel: for bairn, the norwegian equivalent is "barne" apparently
<Raziel> barn
<Raziel> but this is an english channel
<Raziel> english or gtfo
<Bad> quoi Raziel
<Bad> t'as un problème ?
<Bad> tu veux te battre ?
<Bad> ptit pd
<Bad> norskfag
<ad13> hah, even i see the petit pede
<Bad> You in front of a mirror ad13 ?
<Raziel> lmao
<ad13> it's like... 1945 on a friday night, and someone put something through my door
[ 5 minutes later ]
<gojira> can we please get clarity
<gojira> what did they put through your door ad13
<ad13> i've not had a look yet
[ 15 minutes later ]
<ad13> sorry, was distracted
<ad13> it's the yellow pages
<Naypam> a pinch of nay juice and he'll be ready to fight a war!
<Laiz> Nay sauce
<Laiz> oh man
<Naypam> here's the trick.
<Raziel> how do you make nay juice?
<Raziel> mix whisky and whisky?
<Naypam> requirements: microphone, freezing plate, kettle
<Naypam> I'm telling you Raziel
<Naypam> turn microphone to max and let Naypam speak from it
<Naypam> holf freezing plate above microphone
<Naypam> let boiling water boil ont freezing plaet
<Naypam> suddenly
<Naypam> on plate appears a solid
<Naypam> from my voice
<Naypam> that's nay sauce
<Naypam> now you can eat
<Naypam> and you'll feel better
<Valacar> i wonder what moon penumbra is
<Valacar> oh right i see what it is
<Raziel> dat millisecond precision
<Raziel> or microsecond
<Raziel> not sure
<Garner> Naypam's dick second
<Garner> because micro
<moop> Valacar: gonna watch versaiiles
<moop> what do i need to expect
<moop> Valacar: where them boobies are
<moop> i see the boobies
<moop> there are boobies
<moop> out of boobies
<moop> i require additional boobies
<moop> i'm confused, it looks cool so far
<Valacar> yea boobies are real in that
<Valacar> but dear god the plot
<Valacar> and the editing
<Valacar> its like beyond fucked up
<Valacar> and the writing
<Valacar> its bad on every possible level
<moop> eh
<moop> ep1 wasn't that bad
<moop> like
<moop> it's ok
<Valacar> yea ep1 wasn't that bad
<Valacar> tho the telenovela vibe was stronk
<moop> never seen telenovelas
<moop> so idk
<Valacar> but pay attention to that lucas barres guy and his sunglasses
<Valacar> also music ques are quite interesting
<moop> Valacar: didn't know there were sunglasses during that period
<Valacar> oh wait what
<Valacar> moop you are watching a different show
<moop> versailles
<Bad> lol?????????????????????
<moop> isn't that what you're watching
<Bad> moop are you actually that stupid
<moop> maybe
<Bad> I can't fathom that you are serious
<Bad> this is a joke
<Bad> you're not this dumb right?
<Bad> moop: the show is Marseille
<moop> oh i see my confusion
<Valacar> :DDDDDDDD
<Bad> ...
<Bad> I'll just go to bed before I type something really hurtful
<Bad> good night
<moop> lets see this marseille
<gojira> lmao
<moop> if you think about it both are french dramas about politics
<moop> with nice boobies
<nonpc> Raziel
<nonpc> can you ban me
<Raziel> why
<nonpc> Dunno, might study a bit
<nonpc> omg
<nonpc> Raziel
<nonpc> fuck you
<nonpc> ban me
<nonpc> you fuckign cunt
<Raziel> omg fine
* Q setzt einen Bann auf nonpc!*@*
* Q hat nonpc aus #redditeu gekickt (Banned.)
<haiku> woo-hoo! non-pc free redditeu!