<Raziel> serious advice
<Raziel> pull the piss opening apart before starting to take a piss
<rian> who wants to bed the nore will show up in a bit
<rian> being all like 'omg i drank too much'
<rian> ?
<moop> pretty sure it'll happen
<Raziel> wew
<Raziel> sup
<Raziel> hello?
<moop> so how dead are you Raziel
<moop> pls respond
<Raziel> not at all
<Raziel> only 3 beers
[... the next day...]
<Raziel> oh lawd
<Raziel> I only had 3 beers but due to no real dinner yesterday I feel hungover anyway
<Wan> Would you save cp under the name child_pr0n.tar.gz?
<Naypam> I don't use gzip pls
<Naypam> would be .xz
<Wan> No, with you it's .tar.d
<Naypam> but I've actually like videoed myself
<Naypam> masturbating
<Naypam> then masturbated to myself masturbating
<Garner> Raziel confirmed sausage
<Garner> err faggot
<Garner> wtf why did I write sausage
<Raziel> in b4 amnesia
<garne> amensia
<garne> amensia
<garne> omfg
<garne> amnesia
<moop> i put sugar and milk in my coffee!
<moop> i'm a monster
<Bad> I don't see anything wrong with milk or sugar in coffee.
<Raziel> there's nothing wrong with it
<Raziel> just like there's nothing wrong with being a woman, or being gay
<moop> VAGIN: vary anxious inhale (for a) nibba
<Garner> PENIS IN MY MOUTH
<how-hiGh> rumoured that sperm has good nutritional value for muscle gains