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#215
<Garner> OMG THE SAUSAGE <Garner> haven't HAD THIS IN YEARS
#197
<kage_> nigga nigga bitch nigga <kage_> nigga fried chicken nigga <kage_> watermelon nigga <kage_> nigga nigga <kage_> bitch nigga <kage_> nigga <moop> racismeu <kage_> white women <kage_> titties <kage_> ass
#235
<Garner> that <Garner> fucking update <Garner> hard in the cock <Garner> whoredom rife <Garner> before the update takes fucklong <Garner> brother shall show balls to brother <Garner> wang age dong age spear age sword age <Raziel> what the fuck <Garner> a sword stands up between my hips <Garner> my hidden fleece sends forth its scent of human oil
#24
<BFD|Slave> When you're having a drink outside <BFD|Slave> And a wasp gets into your drink <BFD|Slave> And starts acting mad <BFD|Slave> omg <BFD|Slave> OMG <BFD|Slave> Your drink is RUINED <BFD|Slave> And you're scared shitless that it'll come out and sting the first thing it sees <BFD|Slave> But everyone else is all "yeah okay it's just an insect, chill man" <BFD|Slave> But it's a FUCKING WASP YOU CUNTS
#708
<ad13> speaking of tinder, piratebay is down and I want some std
#337
<Bad> This is why I'll never be able to have Raziel as my girlfriend <Bad> Pays no attention to important details <Bad> You even have all I look for in women <Bad> 1) no beard <Raziel> LOL <Bad> end of list <Garner> rofl <Bad> But because you didn't see the fucking tunnel <Bad> It'll never work
#524
<Valacar> i've even driven professionally <moop> Valacar: the fuck is 'driven professionally' <Bad> moop: he has drive in his work <Bad> drives him to succeed <moop> like my part time work in JIDF <Valacar> i have worked as a lorry driver for 8ish months plus few summers <moop> Valacar: do they realize how awful the word 'bish' sounds? <Valacar> wat? <ad13> lel <ad13> moop saw 8ish and read bish
#169
<Raziel> insta added to quote db <Garner> raziel <Raziel> insta added! <Garner> rofo <BFD|Slave> insta downvoted <Garner> BFD|Slave insta mad <BFD|Slave> or I guess, downplussed <BFD|Slave> whetever you can call that <BFD|Slave> MINUSED <BFD|Slave> intsa minused
#188
<kage__> i played a horrible game of ZvP <kage__> where i busted this really bad gold protoss <kage__> on us <kage__> i am not one to bm <kage__> but this guy was bad <kage__> so i just said <kage__> how bad can you be? <kage__> and he said <kage__> do you like dick? <kage__> and i'm like <kage__> yes <kage__> and he quit <kage__> fucking homophobe
#122
<kage> http://i3.minus.com/ibvvdSalngwckY.jpg <kage> oh content aware fill <kage> you so good <Raziel> ;P <GalacticPrick> LOL very nice <lovely> that's the worst photoshop yet kage <lovely> you can still the fucking pole <lovely> just blurred <lovely> >-< <kage> the shit nigga, you spend more than 3 minutes on it <lovely> so <lovely> you fuck girls for 2 minutes <lovely> because its good <lovely> no <lovely> you put effort in it <lovely> and the outcome is good <lovely> not like this <Raziel> hahaha <lovely> you look like you do halfassed work in a halfassed timeframe now <kage> yes, you should definetly put in half an hour <kage> so you can photoshop a dog pissing in a lil girl's mouth <kage> cause you just want it to look good <kage> is that what it is lovely? <wellninja> good job kage <lovely> http://buffer.io/~simon/raziel.jpg <kage> look at those blurry edges <lovely> its ok <lovely> i only spent 3 minutes on it * GalacticPrick has quit (Signed off) <lovely> this is exactly the excuse microsoft had for ME <Raziel> the pic of me was taken by a webcam <lovely> "we only worked 3m inuets on it" <Raziel> lol <Raziel> I was about to comment <lovely> do you tell your clients that kage ? <Raziel> "3 million minutes?" <lovely> yeah you think it sucks? <kage> no lovely <lovely> well i only spent 3 minutes on it <kage> we bill by hour <kage> we code 3 minutes <kage> bill 3 days <kage> obviously