<Naypam> tfw my keyboard's almost age of consent
<Raziel> I just attack pencils to my fingers before typing
<kage_> a black child molestor
<kage_> what
<zid> who'd molest a black child, that's gross
<Naypalm> oh oh oh
<Naypalm> remember that story about the girl I didn't rape?
<Naypalm> turns out she's notorious in aberdeen as a fucking psyco
<Naypalm> (y)
<Garner_> wat
<Naypalm> yeah
<Naypalm> name's chloe
<Raziel> .....
<Raziel> there aren't that many girls you haven't raped since you expect us to remember her, I take it
<Naypalm> just one that I didn't rape!
<Naypalm> wait
<Naypalm> no
<Garner_> o_o
<Naypalm> yeah
<how-hiGh> so..
<how-hiGh> http://i.imgur.com/KLBVz2C.jpg
<how-hiGh> rate my body/10
<Bad`> how-hiGh: obviously you'd post a picture in underwear
<Bad`> not gay
<Bad`> with visible dick bulge
<how-hiGh> you are so gay looking at that area
<how-hiGh> jesus...
<how-hiGh> should've check quads and pecks
<how-hiGh> dont show this pic to norwegian phaggot
<Bad`> don't worry how-hiGh, I don't think he wants to see it anyway
<Bad`> he's not into that whole closet homosexuality thing you have going on
<how-hiGh> taking selfie in underwear is gay?
<Bad> [14:48] Raziel how fucking incompetent can you be
<Bad> says Raziel
<Raziel> fuck off!
<Bad> I bet on his vps you'd have managed to make the server drop off its rack just through command line input
<Bad> This is why I'll never be able to have Raziel as my girlfriend
<Bad> Pays no attention to important details
<Bad> You even have all I look for in women
<Bad> 1) no beard
<Raziel> LOL
<Bad> end of list
<Garner> rofl
<Bad> But because you didn't see the fucking tunnel
<Bad> It'll never work
<garner> im dating the worst bread
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<Naypam> BFD|Slave you have sex once a month and it lasts 45 minutes because you're french and all the french are prissy fucks that spend 5 hours doing foreplay only to stroke each other with a feather and suddenly cum a blob the size of a fucking pea with absolutely zero enjoyment. enjoy your french fantasy life and not living in the real world. TRUT HHURTS
<Raziel> hate headaches so much
<Raziel> especially because they only ever happen on weekends
<moop> thank you Raziel
<Raziel> for what?
<moop> you're the closest i have to gf excuse of not wanting to have sex
<moop> <3
<kage> but you know
<kage> it was fun being able to easily unzip during class
<kage> and showing people my junk
<kage> it's true
<kage> i'm like calling people half way across the class
<kage> and showing them my junk
<kage> and laughing like a maniac
<BFD|Slave> rofl
<kage> worst was when you were noticed by the professor
<kage> and
<kage> you needed to stand up
<kage> unzipped
<kage> or you could zip
<kage> but he'd notice