<kage> i'm waiting for the first korean to call himself PokeMon
<kage> or SailorMoon
<kage> or something
<BadFurDay> What if someone decided to use a shitty nick nobody can pronounce that sounds like a failed attempt at being edgy?
<BadFurDay> Azgatoth.
<Naypam> rofl
<BadFurDay> Now THAT would be a terrible nick.
<BadFurDay> Naypam: btw, redditeu tournament is in 1h
<BadFurDay> Hope you got warned
<kage> >BadFurDay,
<kage> but what if someone decided to actually pronounce his fucking nick wrong
<kage> and have everyone confused
<kage> why not spell it Razeel
<BadFurDay> But it's pronounced Naziel, I don't understand.
<kage> we could have a tourney without Raziel
<kage> and we'd all be like
<kage> surprise motherfucker
<kage> when he got home
<BadFurDay> rofl
<BadFurDay> but we have to host it so that it starts 10 mins after he arrives home
<BadFurDay> And tell him we warned him weeks in advance
<kage> maybe we could get TotalBiscuit to cast
<kage> if we sucked his cock hard enough
<Naypam> BadFurDay | Naypam: btw, redditeu tournament is in 1h
<Naypam> omfg
<Naypam> brb going home, installing windows
<Naypam> wtf raziel
<Naypam> no warning
<Garner> mfw haven't fapped in two weeks
<Garner> forgot
<Naypam> true story: I came in my own eye once
<Naypam> it's harder to cum through prostate stimulation!
<Naypam> why do I say these things :(
<Naypam> evil #redditeu making me say things I don't want to say
<moop> holy fuck
<moop> i can't order me food
<moop> the whole site is double-visioned
<Bad> I just had the worst adventurer ever. space I woke up with the need to shit and I was asleep seized so after shitting I wiped my ass with my sleeping boxer briefs now it's 1 a.m. and I'm busy washing shit away from my underwear also text to speech to text seems to be working well
<ad13> lovely: the blackouts are because japan shat itself at fukushima, and turned ALL nuclear power off
<ad13> it's not coming back on.
<Naypam> there's a black out?
<Naypam> nigger! run!
<Naypam> god damn my toilet is broke
<lovely> broken I assume?
<Naypam> broke!
<lovely> is it an gash?
<Naypam> not sure how to activate the toilet from inside the pool of water
* Naypam stupid
<Naypam> nothing pulls! but the toilet handle is a lever1
<Naypam> so idk
<Naypam> it's come detached from something
<kage> haiku left for 1 day
<kage> and your house completely falls apart
<kage> i'd check if there are any screws missing
<lovely> haha
<+Raziel> seriously antiviruses have more security holes than actual viruses
<BFD|Slave> I value my heterosexuality too much
<BFD|Slave> to drink fruit beer