<Naypam> I read about spooning in my mum's porno book (no pictures) when I was about 8yo
<Naypam> was in the bathroom
<BadFurDay> ROFL
<Naypam> was like "hmm I'll read this"
<Raziel> your mum's porno book
<Raziel> porno book (no pictures)
<BadFurDay> Raziel: his mum's porno book
<BadFurDay> no pictures
<Naypam> I would actually take her into my basement
<Naypam> and do bad things to her
<Garner> this I b hater than djcl
<Garner> fuck sale
<Garner> JAG ER HD N SO SMSLSLDNEL
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<Naypam> BFD|Slave you have sex once a month and it lasts 45 minutes because you're french and all the french are prissy fucks that spend 5 hours doing foreplay only to stroke each other with a feather and suddenly cum a blob the size of a fucking pea with absolutely zero enjoyment. enjoy your french fantasy life and not living in the real world. TRUT HHURTS
<moop> fuck qdb
<moop> rewatching a designated survivor scene for the third time because i was too busy reading qdb
<moop> and rofling
<ad13> I love that feeling of realising "urgh, this is going to hurt like fuck", then it gets over the threshold and you're just like me gusta
<BadFurDay> I don't.
<nonpc> Yeah
<nonpc> I LOVE pooping
<nonpc> Like
<nonpc> that stretching stretchy stretch
<nonpc> oh yeah
<nonpc> if my penis is crooked upwards, it's good, ye?
<Naypam> pretty normal nonpc
<nonpc> but is good for g sport
<nonpc> spot*
<nonpc> right?
<Naypam> most bend up a little bit
<Naypam> if it is at a right angle you have a problem
<nonpc> is like
<nonpc> 90
<nonpc> degrees
<Naypam> yeah that's a right angle
<Naypam> _|
<BadFurDay> wtf
<BadFurDay> why am I reading about nonpc's dick
<nonpc> it's like..
<nonpc> errr
<Naypam> zid posted his yesterday
<nonpc> lemme paint it
<Naypam> :D
<Naypam> yay painting
<BadFurDay> fucking hell
<Naypam> Raziel hates this though, beware nonpc
<BadFurDay> this channel
<BadFurDay> this place
<BadFurDay> #fags
<Naypam> he banned zid for posting a pic of his own penis
<BadFurDay> fucking #fagseu
<nonpc> |-|
<nonpc> 8=====|_|
<nonpc> like this
<nonpc> penis
<Naypam> wtf is that
<BadFurDay> what the hell
<BadFurDay> it looks like a crack pipe
<nonpc> http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=Q9isnTKq
<BadFurDay> with balls
<nonpc> 90 degreess crooked
<BadFurDay> a crack pipe with balls, nonpc
<Naypam> what
<BadFurDay> your penis exhales weed
<Naypam> is tha
<BadFurDay> Naypam: a crack pipe with balls in ascii format
<Naypam> that's actually where you put the crack
<Naypam> on the right
<BadFurDay> yes
<Naypam> the the 8 idk
<BadFurDay> you use the balls to smoke
<Naypam> random 8
<BadFurDay> you teabag yourself
<BadFurDay> to smoke the crack
<nonpc> so anyways
<nonpc> how is your sundays guys?
<Bad> It took 13 years
<Bad> 13 years
<gojira> wtf is IM
<Bad> For people to realize fervor does nothing in aoe2
<Raziel> wtf is fervor
<Bad> monk +15% move speed
<Bad> It did nothing at all
<Bad> And nobody noticed
<moop> tbh
<moop> 15% is not that much
<Bad> It's huge lol
<gojira> its enough to see
<moop> it's like 5% with some 10%
<moop> +-10%
<Bad> 10% move speed for infantry is a game changer
<Bad> So 15% on monks is huge
<gojira> like human eyes can detect a 10% change
<gojira> sorry
<gojira> human perception
<gojira> you can't detect changes smaller than 10% though
<Raziel> 10% on infantry is noticeable because your infantry can chase down enemy retreating infantry suddenly
<Raziel> monks is way more subtle
<Bad> Still hilarious that it took 13 years to detect
<Raziel> yeah
<gojira> 'detect'
<gojira> one dude in the comments on some subforum
<gojira> 'hey guys i checked its not true'
<moop> tbh i knew it all along
<moop> i just didn't want to say anything
<moop> didn't want to be called a fag
<Bad> moop: fag
<Raziel> you know
<Raziel> java were way ahead of their time with JARs
<Raziel> they're basically containers!
<ad13> it's like... 1945 on a friday night, and someone put something through my door
[ 5 minutes later ]
<gojira> can we please get clarity
<gojira> what did they put through your door ad13
<ad13> i've not had a look yet
[ 15 minutes later ]
<ad13> sorry, was distracted
<ad13> it's the yellow pages
<fgarnier> omg bad
<fgarnier> the autistic rat
<fgarnier> what happened to him
<Bad> autistic ra
<Bad> what
<fgarnier> fatboy sljm
<fgarnier> or whatever his name idk
<Bad> the fuck
<fgarnier> the autistic rat
<fgarnier> with the piano
<Bad> what is wrong with you
<fgarnier> omfg ill search myelf
<fgarnier> they are in space
<fgarnier> and sing sometimed
<Bad> wtf
<Bad> OH
<Bad> Ratboy genius