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#292
<how-hiGh> just trimmed my nipples
#245
<Bad> Flat boobed girl should get breast enlargements or get killed <Bad> For real <Bad> Wtf man
#574
<Bad> imma just say moop <Bad> (adult) Jodelle looks like the first guy I ever seriously dated
#72
<nonpc> shit <nonpc> I need to take a bath <nonpc> in 8 mintues <nonpc> fuck fuck fuck <Naypam> :o <Raziel> shower instead <Raziel> problem fixed <nonpc> Raziel, naw <nonpc> my fingernails are very dirty <nonpc> I need very warm water to put them in <nonpc> :| <Raziel> rofl <BadFurDay> this is <BadFurDay> the worst excuse ever <nonpc> no, seriously <nonpc> I couldnt wash them <nonpc> fucking bicycle
#161
<ad13> rofl murica <ad13> true story, when i woke up and checked bbc news, all it had was "Fatal bomb blast kills 3 and injures many ..." <ad13> so i was like "Oh well another suicide bomber in iraq or some shit" and skipped right over it <ad13> wasn't until i'd got to work people like "ZOMG DID U HEER?"
#727
<Valacar> Phixion gets a "good morning" and all i get is "fuck off Valacar"... i liked the world more when germans were the mortal enemies of france -!- Valacar has quit [Signed off]
#146
<ad13> I should've just nailed the hot rock chick in the caves that gave us the free joint <ad13> But for some reason when I smoke weed I just don't care about getting laid <ad13> Tim was like "very disappointed in you last night" lol
#67
<Gloop> YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU <Gloop> SOULJA BOY OFF IN THIS HOOE <lovely> WATCH ME CRANKING WATH ME ROLL <Gloop> NOW WATCH ME <Gloop> YOOOOU <Gloop> CRANK THAT SOULJA BOY <lovely> THEN SUPER MAN THAT HO <Raziel> :| <Raziel> fags
#234
<Raziel> I'M SO HAPPY THAT MY SERVER IS MANAGED BY SALT! <moop> why not puppet? <Raziel> moop: slow, and ruby <moop> no, salt is written in python <moop> wtf <moop> oh you were talking about puppet
#358
<Bad`> this is on /r/all as « foodporn » https://i.imgur.com/EdO7v0V.jpg [ 3 hours later ... ] <how-hiGh> Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal <how-hiGh> and I'm being one hundred percent serious. <moop> how-hiGh: what are you on about <how-hiGh> Sorry we dont cook shit that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious <how-hiGh> gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. <how-hiGh> dont eever potst your fuking families poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.