<Naypam> tempted to put my exposed bellend in this cold san pelegrino to see if it feels nice
<Naypam> 🤔
<Raziel> Bad will accept anyone who looks up to him as a friend, and how-hiGh will look up to anyone who claims to have a lot of sex with women
<garne> was licking my lips cos dry
<garne> but also this girl was looking at me
<garne> but i was staring too, but only stared as i was doing something
<Raziel> lmao
<garne> as in i didnt move my eyes because im doing something else
<garne> the look on her face
<garne> its like when you stare ar someone but youre thinking or daydreaming
<garne> :(
<gojira> 99% sure on being in edinbro last weekend of july
<gojira> sleeping with the nay
<gojira> at the nay
<gojira> not with
<gojira> wtf
<Bad> The wild ancestor of the donkey is the African wild ass
<Bad> Asses were first domesticated around 3000 BC
<Bad> Seriously english did you need to call donkeys asses
<Bad> The Muscat or Yemen ass was developed in Arabia. Greeks spread both of these
<garne> i posted some pics and a video on fb, and tagged gf sister as gd doesnt use facebook. then a colleague says i thought your gf was ginger
<garne> i said "wat"
<garne> no comtext
<garne> i ask to elaborate
<garne> he says i saw your post and om the video she gave you blow kisses
<garne> i was cringing so much was like
<garne> why is he stalking me
<garne> writing it makes me cringe
<garne> anyway he leaving next week so is ok
<Raziel> many brazilian shemales are pretty hot tbh
<Naypam> instead of ordering a pizza I cooked beetroot, kale and oven'd tatties -.-
<Naypam> what has my life come to
<Naypam> also haiku discovering my secret beers!
<Naypam> wtf
<moop> like 9pm my flight is I think
<moop> oh no, flight on 11th at 13am
<moop> er
<moop> pm
13:37 <Bad> 1337
13:38 <Raziel> 1337
13:38 <Raziel> NO