<gar> why am i listening to chris brown
<Bad> gar: you are autistic
<gar> yeah
<gar> it's so shit
<gar> but it's playing
<gar> and i cba removing
<gar> actually it's ok ish
<ad13> Raziel: for bairn, the norwegian equivalent is "barne" apparently
<Raziel> barn
<Raziel> but this is an english channel
<Raziel> english or gtfo
<Bad> quoi Raziel
<Bad> t'as un problème ?
<Bad> tu veux te battre ?
<Bad> ptit pd
<Bad> norskfag
<ad13> hah, even i see the petit pede
<Bad> You in front of a mirror ad13 ?
<Raziel> lmao
<Raziel> I'M SO HAPPY THAT MY SERVER IS MANAGED BY SALT!
<moop> why not puppet?
<Raziel> moop: slow, and ruby
<moop> no, salt is written in python
<moop> wtf
<moop> oh you were talking about puppet
<Naypam> fuck you python 3.4
<Naypam> fuck
<Naypam> you
<Naypam> worst shit of all time
<Raziel> sucking at programming again are we?
<Naypam> wait nvm
<Naypam> python 3.4 > all
<Naypam> just forgot to source bin/activate
<Naypam> NOTHING TO SEE HERE
<Bad> omg it's a sign
<Bad> Phone call by a woman I want to get it on with
<Bad> Confirm we can see tomorrow
<Bad> I hang up my phone
<Bad> Battery says 69%
<Bad> IT'S A SIGN
<Garner> ...
<Raziel> ...
<Garner> #redditeu
<nonpc> Raziel
<nonpc> can you ban me
<Raziel> why
<nonpc> Dunno, might study a bit
<nonpc> omg
<nonpc> Raziel
<nonpc> fuck you
<nonpc> ban me
<nonpc> you fuckign cunt
<Raziel> omg fine
* Q setzt einen Bann auf nonpc!*@*
* Q hat nonpc aus #redditeu gekickt (Banned.)
<haiku> woo-hoo! non-pc free redditeu!
<ad13> love watching the rugby on bbc alba
<ad13> penis for everyone
<nonpc> Was at her place yesturday
<nonpc> Damn, it is all like so fucking strange
<nonpc> Em.. We just sat, drank some tea
<nonpc> I stroked her hair, face
<nonpc> and stuff
<nonpc> it was pretty calm shit
<nonpc> She almost showed me her underwear because it was all pink
<nonpc> Later on, I checked out her underwear still.
<nonpc> She decided to hide from me
<nonpc> while I went to pee
<nonpc> and then I found her
<nonpc> and she was like
<nonpc> "what are you doing"
<nonpc> and I was like
<nonpc> derp
<nonpc> and checked out the underwear
<nonpc> it was nice
<nonpc> and cute
<nonpc> Some times I would like turn her face to me
<nonpc> and talk stuff
<nonpc> and then say
<nonpc> "dont worry, I'm not going to try and kiss you"
<nonpc> so she feels better
<nonpc> :D
<Raziel> YOU would turn her head to you?
<nonpc> yes
<nonpc> force that
<nonpc> It also btw
<nonpc> came to that that
<nonpc> she told me she woudnt like to be choked
<nonpc> we tried it
<nonpc> I had her in a head lock
<Valacar> anal is how moop fails
<Naypam> my mum walked in on me masturbating on the floor
<Naypam> kicked the door shut in her face
<Naypam> finished up
<Naypam> was like nothing happened.