<Raziel> do you know what's happening to your eyes as it's getting better again?
<Raziel> like are parts of the eyeball healing or what
<moop> yeah exactly
<moop> lazors cut everything out so it takes time to revive
<moop> like, everything between the lazor and the part it needs to fix
<Raziel> cool that it heals by itself
<Bad> >heals by itself
<Bad> lol Raziel
<Bad> You really think that's how it works
<Bad> Read up on judaism
<moop> you joke but there are techniques on how to regrow your foreskin
<moop> it's like stretching your earlobes but instead you do that with the penis flesh
<nonpc> I like spending my time and choosing condoms
<nonpc> it's like
<nonpc> building a computer or osmething
<nonpc> even more interesting
<Psycho_Holiday> http://www.techradar.com/reviews/audio-visual/hi-fi-and-audio/headphones/sennheiser-hd-518-954009/review
<Psycho_Holiday> Against
<Psycho_Holiday> No inline mic for iPhone users
<Psycho_Holiday> Not great with low bit rate MP3s
<Raziel> we're having a jolly chat about life then suddenly "they're coming top we need more gold coins on the tower and creep the minions moop go mid in 10 seconds we need to zone them out oh shit I'm dying oh wait I'm not oh shit I'm dying oh wait I'm not oh shit I'm dead"
<Raziel> shut the fuck up omg
<x78> streamin' again
<dux0r> steamin' again
<kage_> swimin' again
<gx> pissin' again
<Hoitrix> guessin' again
<Wartorn> missin' again
<Naypam> got my blue snowball detected by linux
<Naypam> by dropping it on the floor
<nonpc> I like how phones have anuses where you insert a cable
<how-hiGh> you're not a man if you havent seen your fathers penis
<Raziel> https://i.redd.it/a1rzemotstd11.jpg me irl for real
<Bad> Opening up is real nice though
<Bad> You should try some time
<Bad> just gotta be the right people
<moop> reminds me of the time i realized i have a case of diarrhea 10 minutes into a 1h bus ride
<moop> wasn't fun
<fabe> yeah but i would go insane as a parent if people just started searching for the body
<wellborg> fabe: isnt the statistic on kidnapped people is that they die pretty soon after the fact?
<fabe> i have no idea wellborg
<fabe> dux0r do you kill your victims quickly?
<dux0r> I like to freeze my poop n stab em with it then wait a week to see if they get infected