<Bad> But then I'm not one to allow a finger
<Intee> Normally the same.
<Intee> Don't knock it till you've tried it Bad
<Intee> But honestly, don't try it.
<Intee> It's horrid
<Naypam> I just got naked
<Naypam> and
<Naypam> then tried to put my keys in my pocket
<Naypam> dropped them on the floor
<Naypam> :(
<Bad> Flat boobed girl should get breast enlargements or get killed
<Bad> For real
<Bad> Wtf man
<Garner> but french on phone is harder than sucking my own dick
<Naypam> god there's nothing worse than typing on a phone
<Naypam> even sucking your own dick is better
<Valacar> duolingo teaches sweden's swedish that is different from finland's swedish -_-
<Naypam> so you admit you don't speak finnish but finnish swedish?
<Valacar> so i have to translate finnish to english to finland's sweden to sweden's swedish when i'm using duolingo!
<Valacar> a lot harder than english to spanish
<Naypam> > finland's sweden
<Naypam> I see the rivalry is still strong
<Naypam> technically it's not YOUR sweden
<Raziel> no no you're misreading it Naypam
<Raziel> it's short for "finland is sweden"
<Naypam> ohhh
<Valacar> oh my god
<Juno> its not racist if its against pakis
<Juno> fuck pakis
<Bad> Maybe wait for Raziel's advice
<Bad> He's expert on women
<how-hiGh> he is always quiet when we are discussing sex and relationships lol
<how-hiGh> I'm even afraid to mock him for this because it seems like a serious psychological issue for him
<Bad> It is
<Bad> Weird
<how-hiGh> we're against internet bullying, remember?
<Bad> You don't usually notice things like that about people
<Bad> But it actually is true
<Bad> No bullying, srs, etc
<how-hiGh> I don't know for sure, but maybe his lack of success with women somehow related to the fact that his head looks like an egg with hair on top of it
<how-hiGh> and it wasn't even THAT pun I prepared
<BFD|Slave> I value my heterosexuality too much
<BFD|Slave> to drink fruit beer
<Naypam> I was reading that askreddit thread the other day
<Naypam> people had masturbated to inanimate objects :(
<Naypam> I've not done that :(
<Naypam> I feel left out
<Naypam> like a chair
<Naypam> or a desk
<Naypam> :'(
<Naypam> we actually put out buckets
<Naypam> when it rains
<Naypam> indoors
<Naypam> :|