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#494
<moop> so Bad why don't french have a word for enterpreneur <Bad> We don't have such a thing because we are not as good as americans <Bad> We can't create only imitate <moop> like that matrix quote, "imitate this" <moop> or something <Bad> yeah <Bad> you can each take one pill, be it the blue one you will experience reality, be it the green one you will go into space <Bad> my favorite part of the matrix <moop> don't you go into 420valhalla if you toke the green pill tho <Bad> no that's after the scene where Morphoses fucks Leia but she's his aunt (...one hour later) <ad13> wtf <ad13> isn't it red pill
#642
<Bad> OMG THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN SINCE I SAW A MAN GIVE MOUTH TO MOUTH TO A DOG TO SAVE HIS LIFE AND ACTUALLY IT MIGHT BE EVEN BETTER LITERALLY WHERE CAN I BUY THIS RAZIEL I WOULD DRAG MY BALLS THROUGH GLASS IF I HAD TO IF IT MEANT I COULD OWN THIS GADGET
#770
<moop> so weird having a boner during a sad emotional scene in a tvshow 🤔
#66
<lovely> Ni**as In Paris (Explicit) <lovely> Lol wat. <lovely> If it's explicit, why censor the title.
#762
<Raziel> do you know what's happening to your eyes as it's getting better again? <Raziel> like are parts of the eyeball healing or what <moop> yeah exactly <moop> lazors cut everything out so it takes time to revive <moop> like, everything between the lazor and the part it needs to fix <Raziel> cool that it heals by itself <Bad> >heals by itself <Bad> lol Raziel <Bad> You really think that's how it works <Bad> Read up on judaism <moop> you joke but there are techniques on how to regrow your foreskin <moop> it's like stretching your earlobes but instead you do that with the penis flesh
#474
<Naypam> Can't play Dota with a hangover
#555
<garne> what is a scary data type <Raziel> uuuuh <Raziel> object? <garne> no <garne> booooolean <garne> it's funny cos it's true
#462
<moop> Raziel: probably you have some tiny asshole that is hard to spot
#131
<Naypam> http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=22079 <Naypam> bought that <Naypam> looks like a spaceship <Naypam> gonna fuck it
#34
<Naypam> I'd fuck raziel if I had to <Naypam> he looks okay