<moop> didn't you take english lessons?
<how-hiGh> well i attended free english clubs that mormons ran back in the day
<how-hiGh> lol
<moop> ...mormons
<how-hiGh> they asked us to hold each other hands and sing songs to praise the Lord
<fabe> very odd my gf wants to watch champions league and knows all the teams/players
<fabe> that was unexpected
<dux0r> you have a gf?
<dux0r> that is very odd indeed
<Raziel> sigh
<Raziel> mfw making a pull request to jenkins
<Valacar> its not like you can get pregnant 0o
<Valacar> #toptierkeks
<Wan> Would you save cp under the name child_pr0n.tar.gz?
<Naypam> I don't use gzip pls
<Naypam> would be .xz
<Wan> No, with you it's .tar.d
<Juno> newkirk city
<Juno> newkirk city
<Juno> newkirk city
<Juno> newkirk city
<Juno> newkirk city
<RazielTipBot> R> Juno just won R 0.004
<moop> imagine gay porn but with burritos instead of dicks
<Raziel> erm
<moop> ikr
<moop> what was i thinking sharing that
<moop> in my defense i was browsing /r/gay_irl
<Raziel> as you do
<Valacar> why tho
<moop> i was in the bathroom
<lively> fuck this
<lively> also
<lively> i wrote
<lively> proze i think its called
[...]
<lively> somtimes seoul, sometimes bali, sometimes amsterdam, sometimes high, drunk, sometimes party starting on monday, sometimes nothing. this is the life, and i know that this is the life, and i dont know how long itll last, but as long as it is, i enjoy it every day, sometimes crying, sometimes laughing, sometimes scared, sometimes sorrow, sometimes nothing at all. if its over tomorrow and nothing is left, then i can say i have lived, and that ive forgotten more
<lively> see
<lively> when im on pills
<lively> i can write
<lively> like really well
<rian> who wants to bed the nore will show up in a bit
<rian> being all like 'omg i drank too much'
<rian> ?
<moop> pretty sure it'll happen
<Raziel> wew
<Raziel> sup
<Raziel> hello?
<moop> so how dead are you Raziel
<moop> pls respond
<Raziel> not at all
<Raziel> only 3 beers
[... the next day...]
<Raziel> oh lawd
<Raziel> I only had 3 beers but due to no real dinner yesterday I feel hungover anyway
<moop> wtf lol
<moop> if (item1 == 0) do_something()
<moop> item1 is not 0
<moop> yet the code goes into do_something() anyways
<moop> wtf ???
<gojira> what are you doing moop
<moop> working
<gojira> and you are asking us how to compare values in languyages
<gojira> ?
<Raziel> Var dump item1
<moop> like am i retarded
<moop> can't be
<gojira> well
<gojira> it's either going to be 'item1 is actually 0'
<moop> i am retarded but like wtf i can't see it
<gojira> or you don't actually have that code
<moop> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/7cqZSvwv/
<moop> is the debugger retarded
<moop> no i am retarded
<moop> wtf
<gojira> ...
<Raziel> Do you even know what the logical or does
<gojira> i don't think so
<Bad> lmao
<gojira> probably thinks its used to make it pretty?
<Bad> this is hilarious
<Bad> next level fail
<moop> oh fuck
<moop> yeah i am retarded
<ad13> I love that feeling of realising "urgh, this is going to hurt like fuck", then it gets over the threshold and you're just like me gusta
<BadFurDay> I don't.
<nonpc> Yeah
<nonpc> I LOVE pooping
<nonpc> Like
<nonpc> that stretching stretchy stretch
<nonpc> oh yeah