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#720
<rian> who wants to bed the nore will show up in a bit <rian> being all like 'omg i drank too much' <rian> ? <moop> pretty sure it'll happen <Raziel> wew <Raziel> sup <Raziel> hello? <moop> so how dead are you Raziel <moop> pls respond <Raziel> not at all <Raziel> only 3 beers [... the next day...] <Raziel> oh lawd <Raziel> I only had 3 beers but due to no real dinner yesterday I feel hungover anyway
#536
<__bot__> New quote approved! https://qdb.lutro.me/535 <gar> the key point of this quote <gar> is i didn't specify who will grab your dick <gar> merely said someone will <gar> and i guarantee it <gar> :-) <gar> can be guy, girl, police, ambulance, psychiatric ward <gar> :----) <gar> wtf ward grabbing your dick <gar> a psychiatric ward grabbing your dick <gar> i am dying
#703
* Wan set the topic to: The S in intel stands for Security * Raziel set the topic to: the s in moop stands for sex <gojira> what's better <gojira> linux or windows? <Raziel> windows has an "s" in it <Raziel> so it's secure <Raziel> QED
#560
<Naypam> oh god <Naypam> can't remember where it was <Naypam> I was leaving someone's flat <Naypam> sprayed my underarms with shoe polish <Naypam> was absolute pain like wtf is in that god damn
#646
<moop> so guys i was thinking <moop> maybe i should freeze some sperm in case i am actually diagnosed with ms <moop> that way i'll have some healthy sperm for the future <moop> that isn't affected by the diagnose
#438
<Bad> Someone tell me why the fuck my fucking left arm is growing so much bigger than my right <Bad> I do more right arm exercises every day <Bad> I masturbate with my right hand, just to inbe4
#31
<kage> one time i gave my phone to my cousin <kage> the hot one <kage> she was browsing the photos <kage> and then bam <kage> penis photo <kage> i snatch the phone out of her hand <kage> and quickly delete it <kage> and laugh it out <kage> gg <kage> no re
#509
<gar> rofl <gar> i love how the dm writes irrelevant words in capital letters <gar> the queen JUST died today <moop> wait gar she did? <gar> yes <ad13> fuck you gar, I had a heart attack <gar> ad13: why <ad13> you said the queen died
#707
<Raziel> memes never die <moop> Even :b:enis isn’t funny anymore <Bad> 🅱️oob <moop> 🅱️enis <ad13> 🅱️ peppers are the worst <ad13> fuck i deleted the ell when I pasted :(
#714
<Raziel> mad <Raziel> I've lost my sunglasses <rian> you seem to lose a lot of things when you drink <rian> gloves, sunglasses <rian> what else? <Valacar> decency