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#426
<Bad> I'm actually laughing out loud at my own link so hard that I have a small nosebleed now <Bad> fuck this
#462
<moop> Raziel: probably you have some tiny asshole that is hard to spot
#509
<gar> rofl <gar> i love how the dm writes irrelevant words in capital letters <gar> the queen JUST died today <moop> wait gar she did? <gar> yes <ad13> fuck you gar, I had a heart attack <gar> ad13: why <ad13> you said the queen died
#518
<gar> this is cringe #1 of the day <gar> Trying to hold against something while the train moves, it's so crowded i kept touching that girl's hand by accident <Bad> nice <gar> Then i moved it and she moved it as well <gar> touched again <Bad> rofl <gar> 3 times
#410
<Garner> le Raziel <Garner> wyd <Raziel> wyd <Garner> means what you doing <Garner> nab <Raziel> ah <Raziel> cleaning up jira issues <Raziel> working on documentation <Garner> loooooooool <Garner> LOOOOOL <Raziel> responding to questions <Garner> Mfw Raziel is QA <Bad> tab to channel <Bad> see last phrase <Bad> +Raziel: Cleaning up tissues <Bad> thought that sounded normal <Bad> then re-read
#511
[ at 2:34 in the morning ... ] <Wan> Hello <Wan> I'm a dog <Wan> I smell like shit <Wan> I shit <Wan> I eat shit <Wan> That's all I do <Wan> But look, I can learn stupid tricks like "sit", so you think I'm smart <Wan> But deep down, I just wished I could eat more shit and stink more. <Wan> Oh wait, I heard a noise, I'll now bark non fucking stop for the next 3 hours even if it's 2 AM <Wan> But look, I can guard a house! <Wan> ...not. If a bulgar comes, I'll litterally shit myself <Wan> But hey, that means more shit for me to have! <Wan> And I'll be sad when I'll se your mangled corpse, because I'll ask myself "Who'll feed me now?" <Wan> Because I can't hunt for shit. <Wan> Gotta go, I think I heard an other dog existing, afk losing my shit for the next hours, <Wan> Dog
#363
<Raziel> omfg what was that <Raziel> my entire irssi froze <Raziel> held down ctrl and pressed random buttons <Raziel> that fixed it. <Raziel> I am so good <gojira> senior developer
#166
<SmegmaShart> Happy0: /part q register <Fakeziel> I like to smell my dick before I perform autofellatio, also nothing is as exciting to me as the thought of being the victim of a sodomy
#474
<Naypam> Can't play Dota with a hangover
#805
<Valacar> hmh <Valacar> all masters thesises (?) here are by default public <Valacar> whats the plural form of thesis <gojira> papers <gojira> theses <Valacar> theses <moop> Valacar: plural of thesis is these <moop> these nuts