<Bad> I'm actually laughing out loud at my own link so hard that I have a small nosebleed now
<Bad> fuck this
<moop> Raziel: probably you have some tiny asshole that is hard to spot
<gar> rofl
<gar> i love how the dm writes irrelevant words in capital letters
<gar> the queen JUST died today
<moop> wait gar she did?
<gar> yes
<ad13> fuck you gar, I had a heart attack
<gar> ad13: why
<ad13> you said the queen died
<gar> this is cringe #1 of the day
<gar> Trying to hold against something while the train moves, it's so crowded i kept touching that girl's hand by accident
<Bad> nice
<gar> Then i moved it and she moved it as well
<gar> touched again
<Bad> rofl
<gar> 3 times
<Garner> le Raziel
<Garner> wyd
<Raziel> wyd
<Garner> means what you doing
<Garner> nab
<Raziel> ah
<Raziel> cleaning up jira issues
<Raziel> working on documentation
<Garner> loooooooool
<Garner> LOOOOOL
<Raziel> responding to questions
<Garner> Mfw Raziel is QA
<Bad> tab to channel
<Bad> see last phrase
<Bad> +Raziel: Cleaning up tissues
<Bad> thought that sounded normal
<Bad> then re-read
[ at 2:34 in the morning ... ]
<Wan> Hello
<Wan> I'm a dog
<Wan> I smell like shit
<Wan> I shit
<Wan> I eat shit
<Wan> That's all I do
<Wan> But look, I can learn stupid tricks like "sit", so you think I'm smart
<Wan> But deep down, I just wished I could eat more shit and stink more.
<Wan> Oh wait, I heard a noise, I'll now bark non fucking stop for the next 3 hours even if it's 2 AM
<Wan> But look, I can guard a house!
<Wan> ...not. If a bulgar comes, I'll litterally shit myself
<Wan> But hey, that means more shit for me to have!
<Wan> And I'll be sad when I'll se your mangled corpse, because I'll ask myself "Who'll feed me now?"
<Wan> Because I can't hunt for shit.
<Wan> Gotta go, I think I heard an other dog existing, afk losing my shit for the next hours,
<Wan> Dog
<Raziel> omfg what was that
<Raziel> my entire irssi froze
<Raziel> held down ctrl and pressed random buttons
<Raziel> that fixed it.
<Raziel> I am so good
<gojira> senior developer
<SmegmaShart> Happy0: /part q register
<Fakeziel> I like to smell my dick before I perform autofellatio, also nothing is as exciting to me as the thought of being the victim of a sodomy
<Naypam> Can't play Dota with a hangover
<Valacar> hmh
<Valacar> all masters thesises (?) here are by default public
<Valacar> whats the plural form of thesis
<gojira> papers
<gojira> theses
<Valacar> theses
<moop> Valacar: plural of thesis is these
<moop> these nuts