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#405
<how-hiGh> attention please <how-hiGh> An old man took his phone to a repair shop, they said nothing was wrong with it. <how-hiGh> He then responds "then why don't my kids ever call me?" As he looked down and walked away slowly... <Naypam> how-hiGh: why did the chicken cross the road? <Naypam> to get away from you <how-hiGh> :/
#4
<zid> I am learning SVEEEDISH <Twipply> Ich bin Twipply. <zid> That's dutchermic <dux0r> uno momento porfavor senor <zid> that's missing its accents <dux0r> EY, UNO MOMENTO YO SENORO! PORFAVOREYYYY
#103
<dux0r> Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? <dux0r> because the P is silent <dux0r> What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? <dux0r> wipes his ass
#379
<Garner> mfw i now have a huge whiteboard at home <Bad> knowing you it's probably a brownboard but you insist it's white
#191
<BFD|Slave> I swear I've tried to see the baby try autofellatio
#112
<nonpc> guys, wait <nonpc> maybe a decent release of the new twilight is out <nonpc> ah yeeee
#610
<Raziel> fuck sleep <Raziel> ima play video games (next day) <Raziel> man <Raziel> that is the worst night's sleep I've had in a long time
#300
<Garner> Wherwell æaodnrmdoendndneoe aøenekekrnrntkwbaspe døapabrowibakeøebrkaøe fmrk bwlenrnrornewlwndoenrøslr sørlending to aren't wnaneørnrbwlrbrlrlsnflrpwbelrnqlentpepanrneæqmsbeæaæqåqlr f deep qøsndlrpensleprndøemf t * Garner has quit
#344
<FredG> actually I was creeped out when I was told my dick is big for my size <FredG> wasn't even a girl, just a guy keeping in while I was having a piss <FredG> was legit scared for my life
#401
<moop> well i started playing after everyone quit <moop> and my sound bugged out for some reason <moop> audio was completely reversed <moop> like, right sounds were coming from left speaker and etc <moop> googled a bit, found people with the same problem on bnet forums <moop> wrote a reply and continued playing <moop> suddenly i realize i put the headphones on the wrong side <moop> rip my life <moop> deleted my comments in shame