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#513
<Wan> HOLY SHIT <Wan> Showing #1-50 out of 420 quotes <Wan> qdb is now dank af <Raziel> ermergerd
#444
<Raziel> Erm <Raziel> So <Raziel> There's gotta be a first time for everything in life right <Naypam> please Raziel <Naypam> continue <moop> oh boy Raziel <moop> just had gay sex the poor lad <Naypam> I know rite moop <Naypam> glad our minds went to the same place <Raziel> Including having an irresistible shit while you're biking home to your hotel <moop> oh boy <moop> that's no fun Raziel <moop> what did you do <Raziel> Like diarrhea level shit <Naypam> I guess that riding the bike <Naypam> would open your arse a bit <moop> did you reach the hotel? <Raziel> Yes I just finished showering <Bad> Lmao Raziel you moron <Raziel> Showering me and my clothes... <Raziel> :-( <moop> aw :( <moop> but, like, were there casualties Raziel <Raziel> I don't know <moop> well now you have a story Raziel <Raziel> I even went to the toilet before leaving <moop> means you ate something bad <Raziel> No shits were had then <Raziel> At least i could move fast on a mostly empty bike road <Raziel> And run up to my hotel room <Raziel> This was a huge amount <Raziel> Like <Raziel> I don't even want to describe <Raziel> Seafood + alcohol <Raziel> Not good for me <Raziel> But i swear i went on the toilet just before leaving! <Raziel> I took every precaution :-( <Naypam> rofl Raziel <Naypam> poor <ad13> hah, disaster <Valacar> wait so this was Raziel's first time he shat outdoors? <Raziel> I've shat outdoors before valacar <Raziel> But usually i pull down my pants and squat first <Valacar> oh wait you shat on the move? <moop> ya Raziel <moop> why didn't you stop the explosive diarrhea <moop> just find a cork <moop> ez <moop> ok that's too mean <moop> i'm sorry Raziel <moop> cheer up, it's all over now <Valacar> pls moop it's too late for moopsies <ad13> haha, good show though <Raziel> I was on the bike, suddenly shit, panicked, biked back to hotel as fast as I could, ran to my room and showered while taking my clothes off <moop> poor bike <Valacar> the critical question that begs for an answer is the volume of shit that got out <Raziel> Did you expect me to measure the volume? <ad13> well, feel free to use a freeform scale <Raziel> My shirt got stained, that should tell you enough <ad13> roflllllllllllllllll HOW? HOW??? <Valacar> so thats quite bad <Raziel> I dunno man <Raziel> Squeezed upwards by the bike seat?
#414
<Wan> O shit waddup it's autistic season in Paris <Wan> Err <Wan> Touristic
#2
<cheebs> my original idea was to make him a stalker <cheebs> but protoss units are hard <cheebs> they either look like gay men or robots <cheebs> but robots that are hard to make out of cheap clay
#246
* Naypalm changed the topic of #redditeu to: RUINED <Bad> OMG <Bad> IEÉPOTMÉ2QOLÉV7Z2897P2vptui * Bad has left #redditeu
#112
<nonpc> guys, wait <nonpc> maybe a decent release of the new twilight is out <nonpc> ah yeeee
#336
<Bad> yo Raziel <Bad> if you were trying to find where an alcoholic scot collapsed <Bad> where would you look? <+Raziel> erm <+Raziel> anywhere in scotland? <Bad> no <Bad> behind bars <Bad> it's funny because nay is going to jail <Bad> anyway I gave nay a copy of microsoft outlook so he can write mails to us <Bad> however <Bad> it's a TRIAL version
#118
<wellborg> i like big cocks and i cannot lie <wellborg> butts <wellborg> i mean butts
#219
<Intergage`> I was a little gay for a bit.
#796
<Bad> omg no <Bad> new gmail has this thing on the left side <Bad> if you click « more » <Bad> you see your archived google chats <Bad> There's conversations with my gf of 2006.... <Bad> cringe overload <Bad> me: <3 :) :D :p ^_^ <Bad> Angela: stop your friggin smilies.P <Bad> smh <Bad> wtf I was such a poet <Bad> me: there's a beautiful thing about sadness just like there's a beauty in happiness, as long as it's not sadness caused by an immovable event (a death, a breakup, etc.)