<BFD|Slave> fuck you that's what
<BFD|Slave> watching TaeJa?
<Raziel> trying to
<Raziel> but also have to reply to 5 people on skype
<BFD|Slave> TRYING
<BFD|Slave> HAVE TO
<BFD|Slave> what is this
<BFD|Slave> nazi germany edition of skype?
<Juno> lol
<Juno> Raziel pretending he busy
<Juno> when actually no job
<BFD|Slave> Juno: handling the tb fanclub takes time
* Naypalm changed the topic of #redditeu to: RUINED
<Bad> OMG
<Bad> IEÉPOTMÉ2QOLÉV7Z2897P2vptui
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<Naypam> I are confus
<Naypam> why is ansible finding files in the glob that don't exist
<Raziel> you're running it on the wrong server!!
<Raziel> rip your devops career
<Naypam> I am not!
<Naypam> and it's running on both hypervisors anyway
<Naypam> somehow on both of them finding a file that's not there
<Naypam> ahhhhh
<Naypam> my life
<Naypam> fuck you ansible
<Naypam> wtb chef/salt/slaughter
<Bad> Scots 'Sheldon Cooper' admits inability to use ansible during Raziel sting
<Bad> btw Naypam when you figure out the problem tell us
<Bad> I'm curious
<Bad> Might learn something from it
<Naypam> oh wait no Raziel is correct
<Naypam> my bad
<Naypam> was on my local computer
* Naypam facedesk
<Naypam> https://github.com/ansible/ansible/issues/10115#issuecomment-71756883
<Raziel> Erm
<Raziel> So
<Raziel> There's gotta be a first time for everything in life right
<Naypam> please Raziel
<Naypam> continue
<moop> oh boy Raziel
<moop> just had gay sex the poor lad
<Naypam> I know rite moop
<Naypam> glad our minds went to the same place
<Raziel> Including having an irresistible shit while you're biking home to your hotel
<moop> oh boy
<moop> that's no fun Raziel
<moop> what did you do
<Raziel> Like diarrhea level shit
<Naypam> I guess that riding the bike
<Naypam> would open your arse a bit
<moop> did you reach the hotel?
<Raziel> Yes I just finished showering
<Bad> Lmao Raziel you moron
<Raziel> Showering me and my clothes...
<Raziel> :-(
<moop> aw :(
<moop> but, like, were there casualties Raziel
<Raziel> I don't know
<moop> well now you have a story Raziel
<Raziel> I even went to the toilet before leaving
<moop> means you ate something bad
<Raziel> No shits were had then
<Raziel> At least i could move fast on a mostly empty bike road
<Raziel> And run up to my hotel room
<Raziel> This was a huge amount
<Raziel> Like
<Raziel> I don't even want to describe
<Raziel> Seafood + alcohol
<Raziel> Not good for me
<Raziel> But i swear i went on the toilet just before leaving!
<Raziel> I took every precaution :-(
<Naypam> rofl Raziel
<Naypam> poor
<ad13> hah, disaster
<Valacar> wait so this was Raziel's first time he shat outdoors?
<Raziel> I've shat outdoors before valacar
<Raziel> But usually i pull down my pants and squat first
<Valacar> oh wait you shat on the move?
<moop> ya Raziel
<moop> why didn't you stop the explosive diarrhea
<moop> just find a cork
<moop> ez
<moop> ok that's too mean
<moop> i'm sorry Raziel
<moop> cheer up, it's all over now
<Valacar> pls moop it's too late for moopsies
<ad13> haha, good show though
<Raziel> I was on the bike, suddenly shit, panicked, biked back to hotel as fast as I could, ran to my room and showered while taking my clothes off
<moop> poor bike
<Valacar> the critical question that begs for an answer is the volume of shit that got out
<Raziel> Did you expect me to measure the volume?
<ad13> well, feel free to use a freeform scale
<Raziel> My shirt got stained, that should tell you enough
<ad13> roflllllllllllllllll HOW? HOW???
<Valacar> so thats quite bad
<Raziel> I dunno man
<Raziel> Squeezed upwards by the bike seat?
<dux0r> Milk contains water
<nonpc> no?
<BadFurDay> lovely: wellborg: I just realized israel and argentina have the same flag
<lovely> BadFurDay: get the fuck out
<BadFurDay> Fact bro, fact
<lovely> they both have 2 blue bands
<lovely> omg
<lovely> however
<wellborg> 1. no it's not
<lovely> israel is
<lovely> white blue white with star blue white
<lovely> argentina is
<lovely> blue white with cinco de mayo blue
<lovely> hey
<lovely> argentina is like #1 antisemitist
<wellborg> 2. fyi once in a point of time the zionists really considered to place israel in uganda
<wellborg> just fyi
<BadFurDay> http://i.imgur.com/724m9.jpg
<BadFurDay> TROLED
<BadFurDay> HARD
<Naypam> oh my g
<Naypam> BadFurDay master troll
<Naypam> got wellborg and lovely
<Naypam> 10/10
<how-hiGh> tfw caught own reflection in laptop screen and it ruined your day
<gojira> it seems like a condition that possibly someday could not be met
<Raziel> yeah I don't like it either but
<Raziel> the same code is running __bot__ and has never hit issues
<Raziel> so whatever
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<Naypam> BAAAAAAAAH
<Raziel> that's what she said
<kage> PvZ just stupid
<kage> oh
<kage> i'll just make roach/infestor/bl
<kage> gg
<BadFurDay> kage: called it
<BadFurDay> [14:31] <kage> i'ma go play dota2
<BadFurDay> [14:31] <kage> and then some sc2
<BadFurDay> [14:32] <BadFurDay> k, so it's 16:31
<BadFurDay> [14:32] <BadFurDay> I'll check irc around 16:00
<BadFurDay> [14:32] <BadFurDay> to laugh at your balance whine and rage
<BadFurDay> [14:32] <BadFurDay> popcorn.gif
<BadFurDay> you're 15 minutes late though
<BadFurDay> but called it anyway :D