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#273
<Garner> i am having a Skype convo with my d
#15
<Juno> i smoke dick
#651
<Bad> truest lines of 2017 <Bad> 22:35:21 <Raziel> I'm retarded <Raziel> lines? <Raziel> that's just 1 line
#456
<ad13> urgh <ad13> landlord from NL has come to me and said i'm owe €602 for the heating <ad13> after paying €900 already <ad13> €1502 for a year's heating and hot water sounds steep as fuck <Bad> ad13, dutch ovens require more manpower than traditional heaters
#367
<gojira> I can't breathe this is too funny. <gojira> Someone I know. At her teambuilding excercise. <gojira> Had to do on interpretive dance. <gojira> Not alone but with her team. <Naypam> that isn't teambuilding <Naypam> that is hummiliation? <gojira> And they all had to dance to pretend to be parts of their infrastructure. <gojira> Nojoke. <Naypam> how <gojira> She was the NFS. <gojira> lmao
#182
<ad13> hmm you know <ad13> I would postulate that a hard workout in the gym is better than sex <ad13> Hear me out on this lads <ad13> More tits, nicer tits, tits in motion <ad13> Then, after you're done, there's no nagging or shit, just a blissful feeling
#153
<Bad> I've reallocated my nipples so I can jump onto bed if power go off while I'm on the computer.
#212
<Raziel> dat millisecond precision <Raziel> or microsecond <Raziel> not sure <Garner> Naypam's dick second <Garner> because micro
#733
<moop> you don't add TRANSFORMERS in the title <moop> and don't mention TRANSFORMERS <moop> and pretend it's just a cute robot <moop> like that robot that got hit by lightning and became alive <moop> or the giant robot <moop> or ET
#292
<how-hiGh> just trimmed my nipples