<Garner> I was only there for a night ( ͡°╭ ͟ʖ╮͡├┬┴┬┴
<Bad> The last 5 minutes of IRC are the most ad13
<Bad> Needs just a few more acronyms
<Raziel> omg mind blown
<Raziel> ad is also an abbreviation
<Raziel> I knew this all along but never saw the connection until now
<gojira> well... yea
<gojira> and naypam means no diazepam
<ad13> rofl
<Raziel> hahaha
<gojira> like
<gojira> how do you not know these things
<Raziel> morning
<Bad> fuck off and die Raziel
<Bad> nobody talks during those mornings
<Bad> those where you wake up with a poo emergency
<Bad> which leaves no time for a shower
<Bad> I feel so dirty
<Bad> I want to die
<Bad> coffee tastes bad in every form fyi
<Bad> disgusting shit
<Valacar> lies
<Valacar> the true black gold
<Bad> black gold is stolen gold from white households
<Naypam> I have more sperm than you BFD|Slave
<zid> in your mouth
<Naypam> I wish
<zid> wut
<zid> as in, "wut a faggot"
<Naypam> I occasionally eat my own sperm
<zid> I did it once
<zid> it was a bad idea
<zid> It had a poor texture
<Naypam> yeah the texture is pretty bad
<Naypam> doesn't taste bad though
<Naypam> funny after taste too
<Naypam> but it saves wiping it with a sock or something
<zid> I use discarded crisp packets / coke cans when I am being lazy
<Naypam> yeah that's fine
<Naypam> usually just use disgarded underwear these days!
<Naypam> used to just wipe with my bed sheet
<zid> not a box?
<Naypam> but if girls stay over I'd rather them not sleep in ancient cum stains
<Naypam> well I wouldn't mind
<Naypam> but they might
<lovely> wat
<moop> like 9pm my flight is I think
<moop> oh no, flight on 11th at 13am
<moop> er
<moop> pm
<Naypam> I haven't tasted anybody else's cum
<Naypam> weird
<Naypam> that's the kind of thing I'd like to have said I'd done
<Naypam> oh well
<Naypam> LIFE SUCKS
<Naypam> have made a guy cum tho
* Naypam master of pleasure
<Raziel> I started taking beer today
<Bad> Raziel: this usage of « taking » makes it sound like a hard drug
<Bad> like you injected beer in your veins with a syringe
<Raziel> well it is isn't it
<Bad> or sniffed beer
<Bad> Yeah it is a hard drug
<Bad> But I mean
<Raziel> I took it orally
<Bad> name of your sextape
<Naypam> I can see myself in romania
<Naypam> casually walking home from DH
<Naypam> to the hotel near kage's
<Naypam> and masturbating as I walk
<Naypam> kage going NO
<Naypam> NO
<Naypam> NO NAY NO
<Naypam> and slapping my dick
<Naypam> until it goes soft
<Naypam> and falls off
<Intergage`> Raziel is a total ladies man.. The fuck Bad`?