<fabe> exerything need c, to this day it still the only truely cross platform language
<lovely> dux0r
<lovely> can you do a Raziel impression?
<dux0r> can't, I'm busy installing RoR legacy drivers for adhoc php5 libs
<dux0r> then making some invigorating green leaf tea
<lovely> thank you
<Naypam> god damn my toilet is broke
<lovely> broken I assume?
<Naypam> broke!
<lovely> is it an gash?
<Naypam> not sure how to activate the toilet from inside the pool of water
* Naypam stupid
<Naypam> nothing pulls! but the toilet handle is a lever1
<Naypam> so idk
<Naypam> it's come detached from something
<kage> haiku left for 1 day
<kage> and your house completely falls apart
<kage> i'd check if there are any screws missing
<lovely> haha
<Garner> I am a retard
[ at 2:34 in the morning ... ]
<Wan> Hello
<Wan> I'm a dog
<Wan> I smell like shit
<Wan> I shit
<Wan> I eat shit
<Wan> That's all I do
<Wan> But look, I can learn stupid tricks like "sit", so you think I'm smart
<Wan> But deep down, I just wished I could eat more shit and stink more.
<Wan> Oh wait, I heard a noise, I'll now bark non fucking stop for the next 3 hours even if it's 2 AM
<Wan> But look, I can guard a house!
<Wan> ...not. If a bulgar comes, I'll litterally shit myself
<Wan> But hey, that means more shit for me to have!
<Wan> And I'll be sad when I'll se your mangled corpse, because I'll ask myself "Who'll feed me now?"
<Wan> Because I can't hunt for shit.
<Wan> Gotta go, I think I heard an other dog existing, afk losing my shit for the next hours,
<Wan> Dog
<BFD|Slave> do you know why Raziel burned all the jews?
<BFD|Slave> he was trying to cook the third rice
<Raziel> you joke but I bet at least once I kept myself awake thinking about how stupid bitcoin is
<Juno> Sometimes when I'm watching live streams, I hold my mouse cursor over the streamer's cursor and pretend we are holding hands.
<how-hiGh> Rule 15: how-high is the most alpha and the least homosexual person of redditeu
<Bad> Walking after 30m running on a treadmill
<Bad> Walked into a wall
<Bad> Hurt my dick
<Bad> Sigh