<Raziel> dat millisecond precision
<Raziel> or microsecond
<Raziel> not sure
<Garner> Naypam's dick second
<Garner> because micro
<moop> https://gfycat.com/gifs/detail/AllOptimisticFlamingo
<Bad> fuck is this moop
<moop> who knows
<ad13> man if I had a coworker like this guy
<ad13> he'd get fired so quick :D
<Bad> wut
<moop> why would he get fired
<moop> or like
<moop> he gets mad pretty quick
<ad13> I'm catching up on mr. robot
<ad13> the co-worker that keeps being a bro
<ad13> my boss is super feminist and hates guys like that:D
<moop> oh u
<how-hiGh> tfw caught own reflection in laptop screen and it ruined your day
<Raziel> you joke but I bet at least once I kept myself awake thinking about how stupid bitcoin is
<how-hiGh> Bad when you'll choose girl to impregnate. Before doing that invite her dad to sauna and check his dick size. If he got a small penis you wouldnt want to spread bad genes, right
<how-hiGh> think several moves ahead like Raziel does in chess
<how-hiGh> Garner say it to my face
<how-hiGh> just quit irc and never use this protocol again, bro
<how-hiGh> and by bro I mean never my bro, ur fucking phaggot
<moop> also the lady that was on the phone kept calling me a she
<moop> 🤔
<moop> this is pretty emasculating
<moop> should i sue her for emasculating a cripple?
<Raziel> moop adventures
<moop> she literally attacked my identity
<moop> this is horrible
<moop> i could get depressed
<moop> could kill myself
<moop> she should be put in jail
<moop> I AM A MAN
<moop> a manly man
* moop flexes 💪
<Valacar> the more important thing is that you did not correct her
<moop> rofl i actually did
<moop> Valacar: you think she cared?
<moop> she was mocking me
<moop> tbh she realized eventually
<moop> not when i corrected her tho
<Valacar> wew
<Valacar> harsh
<moop> this is worse than rape by deception
<Naypam> so right
<Naypam> I was with dunkyp
<Naypam> rumboald on chess.com
<Naypam> at his flat warming
<Naypam> I got really drunk
<Naypam> like we played this card game
<Naypam> and I filled a pint glass with 50/50 vodka
<Naypam> after already drinking a 35cl to myself
<Naypam> so I finished most of a 70cl of vodka MORE
<Naypam> and then
gotten dressed.
<Naypam> went to the toilet
<Naypam> took off ALL of my clothes
<Naypam> and started masturbating apparently
<Naypam> I don't really remember
<Naypam> my friends had to break down the bathroom door
<Naypam> and they found me naked masturbating
<Happy0> lmao.. good god :|
<Bad> the next person to type a line after this one is a MASSIVE tier 1 faggot who dreams of licking Raziel's arse
<moop> oh oof wrote everything in the address bar accidentalyl
<garne> i did not miss staines
<garne> or colleagues
<garne> except one, he cool
<garne> and a few others