<moop> 16:54 <Bad> Hmmm this hotel looks nice but it's in Lampedusa
<moop> lampedusa is a funny name
<moop> lumped usa
<moop> lampy dusa
<Valacar> it is always interesting to get some insight on how the wonderous mind of moop work
<Naypam> after sleepover
<Naypam> went for showher, masturbate on floor
<Naypam> have shower
<Naypam> perfecet
<Naypam> but everybody's done that too
<Naypam> also omg was a party
<Naypam> hot girls and everything
<Naypam> but I masturbated in the toilet
<Naypam> was awesome
<Naypam> then went for a walk with a friend smoking
<Naypam> like a tree
<BFD|Slave> god
<BFD|Slave> this guy
<Naypam> BFD|Slave nightmare
<BFD|Slave> is King Wank
<BFD|Slave> more wanker than a wanker
<kage> what can i say...
<Naypam> yeah but when you'er like 15
<Naypam> you see a leg
<Naypam> FAP FAP FAP
<BFD|Slave> at a party with hot girls
<BFD|Slave> BETTER FAP
<BFD|Slave> what the fuck
<Naypam> well it was after the party had died down
<kage> nay, does haiku know all this ?
<kage> is he gonna wake up one day
<kage> and see you on top of his bed
<kage> masturbating ?
<BFD|Slave> kage: rofl, I can imagine haiku arriving at Naypam's place, and nay going "Yeah so we'll have to share a bunk bed"
<BFD|Slave> With a huge smile on his face
<kage> like the one i'm having right now
<kage> right ?
<BFD|Slave> yes
<BFD|Slave> pretty much
<kage> that would be awesome
<dux0r> =/
<Naypam> it's okay
<Naypam> I'm the master of subtlty
<gar> why am i listening to chris brown
<Bad> gar: you are autistic
<gar> yeah
<gar> it's so shit
<gar> but it's playing
<gar> and i cba removing
<gar> actually it's ok ish
<dux0r> You know how in Half Life when Gordon Freeman get's to the lambda complex but he can't enter because it's too full of radioactive toxins everywhere
<dux0r> That's like #redditeu
<dux0r> You can't enter it because it's too full of homosexual social failure toxins
<Raziel> dat millisecond precision
<Raziel> or microsecond
<Raziel> not sure
<Garner> Naypam's dick second
<Garner> because micro
<how-hiGh> so..
<how-hiGh> http://i.imgur.com/KLBVz2C.jpg
<how-hiGh> rate my body/10
<Bad`> how-hiGh: obviously you'd post a picture in underwear
<Bad`> not gay
<Bad`> with visible dick bulge
<how-hiGh> you are so gay looking at that area
<how-hiGh> jesus...
<how-hiGh> should've check quads and pecks
<how-hiGh> dont show this pic to norwegian phaggot
<Bad`> don't worry how-hiGh, I don't think he wants to see it anyway
<Bad`> he's not into that whole closet homosexuality thing you have going on
<how-hiGh> taking selfie in underwear is gay?
<Juno> so i'm talking to her 6 yr old daughter
<zid> did you get her number?
<Naypam> fuck me in theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee tamborineeeeeeeeeeeee awwwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeahh
<Naypam> Can't play Dota with a hangover
<Bad> in the bus
<Bad> there were brits laughing about the bus stop « gare de lyon »
<Bad> because who would name a place after a lion
<Bad> I had to hold it in
<Bad> thx anger therapy
<Bad> 1) it's not named after a lion
<Bad> 2) ELEPHANT AND CASTLE NIGGER
<Bad> fuck brits