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#505
<Naypam> funny story related to penises <Naypam> took off my watch and masturbated at like 8am this morning <Naypam> fell asleep <Naypam> slept on my watch <Naypam> woke up with watch mark on my bum <Naypam> true story
#367
<gojira> I can't breathe this is too funny. <gojira> Someone I know. At her teambuilding excercise. <gojira> Had to do on interpretive dance. <gojira> Not alone but with her team. <Naypam> that isn't teambuilding <Naypam> that is hummiliation? <gojira> And they all had to dance to pretend to be parts of their infrastructure. <gojira> Nojoke. <Naypam> how <gojira> She was the NFS. <gojira> lmao
#168
<Gloop> Garner so nigger he can't even spell job <Garner> fuck you Gloop <Garner> you french pornstar
#739
<fgarnier_> anyway need to go out before ida arrives <fgarnier_> buy some flower, and other surprise shit <fgarnier_> like ice cream etc <Raziel> do surprise shit in toilet pls <fgarnier_> what is surprise shit in toilet <Raziel> surprise shit belongs in the toilet <fgarnier_> it’s ok i don’t need to shit <Raziel> that's what you think <Raziel> that's why it's surpise shit [ 10 minutes later ] <fgarnier_> FUCK YOU raziel <fgarnier_> i have to shit. how did you predict this <Raziel> surprise shit :)))
#277
<Naypam> dota too hard
#352
<Bad> I am probably a multiple time cuckold IВ don't give a single shit hahahahah
#184
<kage> i tried going commando for a while in highschool <kage> but my balls got too sweaty <kage> too often <BFD|Slave> :( <kage> :(
#265
<lovely> dux0r <lovely> can you do a Raziel impression? <dux0r> can't, I'm busy installing RoR legacy drivers for adhoc php5 libs <dux0r> then making some invigorating green leaf tea <lovely> thank you
#117
<Naypam> true story: I came in my own eye once
#157
<moop> like 9pm my flight is I think <moop> oh no, flight on 11th at 13am <moop> er <moop> pm