<moop> i'd fuck Bad
<gojira> you'd fuck anything with a hole and a heartbeat and the second part is optional
<moop> that's what i said
<Raziel> My hand has a heart beat
<gojira> is this Raziel suggesting moop can fuck his hand?
<Bad> Raziel: please elaborate on your odd as fuck phrase
<gojira> yea
<gojira> wtf
<Naypam> we actually put out buckets
<Naypam> when it rains
<Naypam> indoors
<Naypam> :|
<Bad> I am probably a multiple time cuckold IВ don't give a single shit hahahahah
<how-hiGh> attention please
<how-hiGh> An old man took his phone to a repair shop, they said nothing was wrong with it.
<how-hiGh> He then responds "then why don't my kids ever call me?" As he looked down and walked away slowly...
<Naypam> how-hiGh: why did the chicken cross the road?
<Naypam> to get away from you
<how-hiGh> :/
<how-hiGh> Bad when you'll choose girl to impregnate. Before doing that invite her dad to sauna and check his dick size. If he got a small penis you wouldnt want to spread bad genes, right
<how-hiGh> think several moves ahead like Raziel does in chess
<kage> PvZ just stupid
<kage> oh
<kage> i'll just make roach/infestor/bl
<kage> gg
<BadFurDay> kage: called it
<BadFurDay> [14:31] <kage> i'ma go play dota2
<BadFurDay> [14:31] <kage> and then some sc2
<BadFurDay> [14:32] <BadFurDay> k, so it's 16:31
<BadFurDay> [14:32] <BadFurDay> I'll check irc around 16:00
<BadFurDay> [14:32] <BadFurDay> to laugh at your balance whine and rage
<BadFurDay> [14:32] <BadFurDay> popcorn.gif
<BadFurDay> you're 15 minutes late though
<BadFurDay> but called it anyway :D
<Raziel> dat millisecond precision
<Raziel> or microsecond
<Raziel> not sure
<Garner> Naypam's dick second
<Garner> because micro
<Naypam> fuck this
<Naypam> I am so mad right now
[ Five minutes later ]
<Naypam> never been mad bro
<gojira> 99% sure on being in edinbro last weekend of july
<gojira> sleeping with the nay
<gojira> at the nay
<gojira> not with
<gojira> wtf
<how-hiGh> Bad
<how-hiGh> how long do you last in bed? no homo
<moop> no homo?
<Bad> 10000 hours
<Bad> you forgot to add srs how-hiGh
<Bad> so I answered not seriously
<how-hiGh> srs Bad
<Bad> ok
<how-hiGh> on a serious note*
<Bad> it depends
<Bad> sometimes it's 2 minutes, sometimes it's 2 hours
<how-hiGh> frauding
<how-hiGh> 2 hrs
<Bad> depends on the context and the situation
<how-hiGh> well quickie in toilet on party for example
<Bad> LOL
<Bad> that would be 0.1 seconds
<Bad> and then shame
<how-hiGh> why shame
<Bad> because 0.1 seconds
<how-hiGh> who cares what women think srs
<how-hiGh> its not alpha
<Bad> I'm not alpha
<Bad> I'm not beta either though
<how-hiGh> omega
<Bad> yeah I'm omega
<Bad> exactly
<Bad> omega male
<how-hiGh> its worse than beta btw
<Bad> no problem
<Bad> keep getting muscled body
<Bad> I'll go get women on my side
<Bad> :)
<how-hiGh> maybe you even let women to sit on your face to please them?
<how-hiGh> srs
<Bad> if they like it, sure
<how-hiGh> and you do stuff with your tongue, right?
<Bad> of course
<Garner> what am i reading
<Garner> high school redditeu
<Bad> Garner: I'm helping how-hiGh understand what being normal is like, but it's not easy
<how-hiGh> well I don't know about pussay licking
<how-hiGh> it's not natural
<Raziel> you don't know about pussy lucking
<Raziel> only asshole licking?
<Garner> didn't they teach you about sex in school, how-hiGh
<how-hiGh> I lick nipples
<how-hiGh> and necks
<how-hiGh> hope its enough
<Bad> For some women it's enough
<Bad> For others it's not
<Bad> Every woman likes different things
<Bad> Some don't like pussy licking, some love it
<how-hiGh> latter are called whores, right?
<Bad> Maybe
<Raziel> by nowadays standards to be a decent BF you have to lick anus
<Garner> if you don't do it you virgin
<Garner> srs
<Bad> Raziel: srs
<how-hiGh> Raziel quoting me right now :D
<how-hiGh> Bad what is pussy juice tastes like?
<Bad> LOL
<Bad> I can't even answer this question
<how-hiGh> do you enjoy it?
<Bad> pussy juice has no taste
<Bad> it has as much taste as kissing a mouth or whatever
<how-hiGh> its like saliva?
<Bad> unless your woman is not clean at all
<Bad> some women have a bit of a taste
<how-hiGh> Bad can you be my mentor? I might need to contact you when I'll get a GF
<Bad> but never seen a bad one
<Bad> LOL
<Bad> this is too funny
<Raziel> omfg
<Garner> yes
<Bad> Raziel: help
<Garner> he can be
<how-hiGh> semi srs
<Bad> (troll)
<Raziel> I spit out water
<Raziel> brb
<Bad> hahahahhaha
<Garner> rofl'd
<Bad> You know how-hiGh
<Bad> The thing that you need to do is actually communicate with your girl
<Bad> Ask her what she likes or does not like when you have sex
<Bad> And tell her what you would like her to do when you have sex
<Bad> It will be better for you and her
<how-hiGh> I remember making a thread on bb.com about losing my virginity
<Garner> wat
<Bad> Garner: It's a tradition on bb.com
<how-hiGh> and they said it was weird of me to ask her several times whether she came or not
<Bad> phaggot
<Garner> oh
<Bad> LOL
<Bad> You do not ask that
<Garner> jhahahahahaha
<Bad> At all
<Bad> If a woman comes you notice it
<how-hiGh> I didn't know then
<moop> if Bad gonna mentor how-hiGh i want him to mentor me too
<Bad> Hahahhaha
<Bad> Poor girl
<moop> i want to learn to cook like Bad
<Bad> She must have felt so ashamed
<Bad> moop: Sure, it's easy ! Anytime
<Garner> maybe not
<Garner> maybe girls in ukraine are also weird
<how-hiGh> Bad I want to assure you that she came several times during that night
<Garner> is it lesbian if i suck penis
<Garner> srs
<Bad> Garner: Imagine having sex as a girl and your guy keeps asking if you came
<how-hiGh> because my endurance was on top level
<how-hiGh> lol
<how-hiGh> I asked not during the actual intercourse, but in short breaks we took
<Garner> oh yeah
<Garner> tea time
<Garner> standard
<Bad> You do not need to ask that after sex rofl
<Bad> You will know by yourself if she came or not
<Bad> There are things a woman can't fake
<moop> well tbh some people can't read others
<moop> like, autists
<Bad> Yes moop it's called autism
<Bad> :D
<Bad> m'oop
<how-hiGh> are you hinting on me
<moop> how-hiGh: no i'm hinting on me
<Bad> type hinting
<how-hiGh> well
<how-hiGh> Bad so its okay to ask a girl "do you want me to lick your sugar walls?"
<Bad> Yes
<how-hiGh> on first date or before actual sex?
<Garner> rofl
<Bad> When the sex starts
<Bad> Before inserting penis in vagina
<Bad> You can ask if she enjoys receiving oral
<moop> and do call them sugar walls
<Bad> Most women do, but not all
<Garner> ^
<Bad> So it's better to ask
<how-hiGh> okay thanks for making it clear
<how-hiGh> I never had one
<how-hiGh> > age 24
<Bad> I like blowjobs, but not from every girl
<Bad> Some girls give garbage blowjobs
<moop> and stick a finger up the bum
<moop> yes
<moop> i know
<Bad> Yeah that doesn't help hhahahah
<Garner> hhahahah
<how-hiGh> you notice how Raziel becomes silent when we share our sex experience?
<how-hiGh> looks like self ownage
<how-hiGh> he must be jelly as hell
<Bad> Clearly is
<Bad> Right now Raziel is EXTREMELY jelly
<Bad> I am 100% sure of it
<how-hiGh> yeah might even doing desperate jerking right now
<Garner> i'd prefer being virgin than being how-hiGh
<how-hiGh> thats offensive
<Raziel> fuck off I'm watching true detective
<how-hiGh> Bad is answering all question tonight
<Bad> you get a very thin hollow glass tube and insert it into a man's urethra then you hit the penis with a hammer, smashing said glass tube inside of the guys penis.