<moop> 11:13 <Bad> Reached 3+ years uptime on a Vista machine
<moop> this is a lie
<Bad> moop I have ThArGos as a witness :D
<Bad> He was trying to kill it any way he could
<moop> when windows loves to randomly restart itself because of updates
<Bad> I have updates disabled
<Bad> Always had
<moop> then you had viruses Bad
<Bad> I don't download or install retarded shit
<moop> >says doesn't download retarded shit
<moop> >downloaded all of under the dome
<Raziel> omfg what was that
<Raziel> my entire irssi froze
<Raziel> held down ctrl and pressed random buttons
<Raziel> that fixed it.
<Raziel> I am so good
<gojira> senior developer
<Garner> mfw haven't fapped in two weeks
<Garner> forgot
<Gloop> Garner so nigger he can't even spell job
<Garner> fuck you Gloop
<Garner> you french pornstar
<Bad> Also I am getting married in 3 days
<moop> to who
<moop> to whom
<Bad> That nurse girl with the robots
<Bad> Maru
<Bad> I gifted her a cauliflower on her birthday and she was like OMG BEST GIFT EVER and it gave me +3 hearts at once
<Bad> So I was like eh almost 10 hearts might aswell marry
<Raziel> just like real life
<Bad> ye Raziel
<Raziel> dropped a piece of butter on the floor
<Raziel> had to throw it away
<Raziel> don't tell the norwegian police pls
<Phixion> just realized
<Phixion> not gonna return to #virginity
<Phixion> glad to meet ya
<Naypam> but are you here to troll?
<Naypam> or here for the same reason the rest of us are?
<Twipply> Nope
<Twipply> Dank memes?
<Naypam> a deep eternal feeling of lonliness and lack of social ability?
<Twipply> omg we're like the same person
<Naypam> but yeah I guess dank meems are the same thing
<Naypalm> This game is tighter than Raziel's ass tho
<Raziel> my ass isn't that tight Naypalm
<Raziel> because I'm gay
<Wan> There's a Lemon curve ad right in front of me
<Wan> Train in 4 minutes
<Wan> Naypam would probably masturbate while waiting
<Wan> And yet I'm here, staring blankly at a lingerie ad because of a FUCKING PUN BASED ON A GORILLA FACE ON A KEY