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#775
<ad13> I once asked a drunk edinburgh compsci student if she wanted to make my buffer overflow
#518
<gar> this is cringe #1 of the day <gar> Trying to hold against something while the train moves, it's so crowded i kept touching that girl's hand by accident <Bad> nice <gar> Then i moved it and she moved it as well <gar> touched again <Bad> rofl <gar> 3 times
#499
<Garner> but french on phone is harder than sucking my own dick <Naypam> god there's nothing worse than typing on a phone <Naypam> even sucking your own dick is better
#466
<moop> get a room you fucking homos <moop> if you know what i mean <moop> ;) <Bad> I don't <Bad> elaborate <moop> basically have a nonsexual gay sex <Bad> I see <Bad> nonsexual sex <gojira> i can just hear moop making his sound can you Raziel <Bad> what is the sound gojira <Bad> describe it <gojira> remember when moop had an aneurysm? <Raziel> so many times <Naypam> I can't imagine Raziel making any sounds or putting in any effort in a sexual encounter with moop <Naypam> he'd just be lying on his front <gojira> wat <Naypam> with moop going like a bunny at him <Bad> Naypam that sounds accurate <Naypam> Bad gets it <Bad> I actually see it <Bad> you hive visioned it to me <Bad> Naypam do you hear it <Bad> it goes ploploploploplopolplopl balls on skin <Bad> and at the same time <Bad> Raziel is mute except for a sigh because he's bored <gojira> Naypam <gojira> did you just really describe that <gojira> like wtf <gojira> Raziel is clearly a top <gojira> and moop a bottom <gojira> look how tiny moop is <Bad> hell no gojira <moop> i'm huge <Bad> moop can't be a bottom because he is oppressed irl <gojira> moop spreading Raziels hairy cheeks with tiny moop dick? <gojira> i dunno <Bad> he has to be a top in the bedroom to compensate
#228
<Naypam> afk Garner 10/10 <Garner> sup <Naypam> > says pp <Garner> yeah was with postman <Naypam> > doesn't pause <Naypam> > I pause for Garner <Naypam> > says back <Naypam> > unpauses <Naypam> > goes afk
#142
<Naypam> TvT <Naypam> easy <Raziel> no <Naypam> yeah <Naypam> I just dropped <Naypam> won <Naypam> actually was a zerg <Naypam> still
#840
<gar> why am i listening to chris brown <Bad> gar: you are autistic <gar> yeah <gar> it's so shit <gar> but it's playing <gar> and i cba removing <gar> actually it's ok ish
#40
<Naypam> so right <Naypam> I was with dunkyp <Naypam> rumboald on chess.com <Naypam> at his flat warming <Naypam> I got really drunk <Naypam> like we played this card game <Naypam> and I filled a pint glass with 50/50 vodka <Naypam> after already drinking a 35cl to myself <Naypam> so I finished most of a 70cl of vodka MORE <Naypam> and then gotten dressed. <Naypam> went to the toilet <Naypam> took off ALL of my clothes <Naypam> and started masturbating apparently <Naypam> I don't really remember <Naypam> my friends had to break down the bathroom door <Naypam> and they found me naked masturbating <Happy0> lmao.. good god :|
#3
<Twipply> I think Bool can take the GSL4 no problem <Boolton> You haven't heard? I qualified already, flying over there tomorrow morning <Twipply> You guys should all watch his replay and ignore my half entirely <Twipply> Especially Raziel and Vequeth <Twipply> 'cause they're like <Twipply> manly ops <Twipply> Yeah <Twipply> Be brutal as well
#344
<FredG> actually I was creeped out when I was told my dick is big for my size <FredG> wasn't even a girl, just a guy keeping in while I was having a piss <FredG> was legit scared for my life