<Naypam> #reddit.dota2 pick your 5 best
<Naypam> we'll fuck you
<Trell> rofl
<aL|Samo> I'll 1v5 you mothafuckas
<dux0r> thats what your mom said
<moop> tried to show muscle to a cute girl here
<moop> she just lold
<moop> she cute tho
<moop> she can lol
<moop> i'll allow it
<garne> wait what
<garne> Is this serious
<moop> ye garne
<moop> but i did it in a cute jokey way
<garne> Bad: please quote this
<how-hiGh> how come I don't know your penises size so far?
<gar> 매 ㄱ먀닏
<gar> so raziel *
<FredG> OOOIOH CHICKEN MY LITTLE ANGEL YOU GET A BIG STAR FÖR THAT BIG STAR AWWW CHICKEN BIG STAR
<nonpc> Raziel, you can buy me
<nonpc> I will play games with you
<lively> yeah raziel
<nonpc> and I will be shit at them so
<lively> you should buy a slave
<nonpc> you feel good about yourself
<Raziel> haha
<lively> he can clean the house
<lively> suck dicks
<nonpc> yea
<lively> etc
<nonpc> easy
<lively> and you don't have to buy a bidet
<lively> since you'll have nonpc
<Naypam> pretty sure you can? I think BBC Radio is free worldwide
<lovely> We don't pay our tv costs Naypam.
<lovely> So they might send inspectors after us.
<Naypam> haha, the BBC?
<BadFurDay> rofl BBC inspectors
<BadFurDay> They would be all like « you wot m8 »
<lovely> YOU WOT M8
<lovely> NAE LICENSE!?
<lovely> AGAINST THE WALL
<BadFurDay> Exactly how I picture it
<lovely> With their top hats.
<lovely> And bobby uniforms.
<lovely> And they'll haul a red phone booth with them.
<lovely> And ride a double decker bus.
<Naypam> omfg it's not like that at all
<Naypam> they write you a letter
<BadFurDay> yes Naypam, that's the first step
<Naypam> then apparently come and check and say "let us in"
<Naypam> and you say "no"
<BadFurDay> a letter handwritten by the queen
<Naypam> and then they can't come back
<Naypam> because they have no actual authority
<BadFurDay> then the double deck bus arrives
<BadFurDay> with the guards
<BadFurDay> and their marge simpson hats
<lovely> only the guards cant move BadFurDay
<lovely> so they just stand there
<lovely> in silence
<Naypam> omg
<Naypam> not even like that
<Naypam> wtf
<BadFurDay> wow Naypam are you even british?
<BadFurDay> scotland is part of queen's land
<lovely> while they eat a "pie"
<BadFurDay> Hopefully under an umbrella
<lovely> MY DEAR OLD CHAP, NAE LICENSE!?
<lovely> BRING IN THE GUARDS!
<lovely> And they just stand there.
<Naypalm> This game is tighter than Raziel's ass tho
<Raziel> my ass isn't that tight Naypalm
<Raziel> because I'm gay
<moop> man i need to buy a shaving knife
<Bad> I thought Captain America was like 1h too long
<Bad> But many scenes in this trailer aren't even in the movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbayiPxkUMM
<Bad> Clearly it was even longer in first cut
<Bad> Oh wait that's not the same captain america