<Raziel> Laizkiz wins
<Naypam> I have more sperm than you BFD|Slave
<zid> in your mouth
<Naypam> I wish
<zid> wut
<zid> as in, "wut a faggot"
<Naypam> I occasionally eat my own sperm
<zid> I did it once
<zid> it was a bad idea
<zid> It had a poor texture
<Naypam> yeah the texture is pretty bad
<Naypam> doesn't taste bad though
<Naypam> funny after taste too
<Naypam> but it saves wiping it with a sock or something
<zid> I use discarded crisp packets / coke cans when I am being lazy
<Naypam> yeah that's fine
<Naypam> usually just use disgarded underwear these days!
<Naypam> used to just wipe with my bed sheet
<zid> not a box?
<Naypam> but if girls stay over I'd rather them not sleep in ancient cum stains
<Naypam> well I wouldn't mind
<Naypam> but they might
<lovely> wat
<Bad> mfw also tired from late night sup fgarnier bro
<Bad> Except it's because I woke myself up in the middle of the night by farting somehow
<Bad> And couldn't fall back to sleep
<Bad> Failure level high
<moop> i dont mean to offend u Bad
<moop> but are you michael
<BFD|Slave> HuK is playing decently :D
<BFD|Slave> nvm
<BFD|Slave> he shat
<Wan> HOLY SHIT
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<Wan> qdb is now dank af
<Raziel> ermergerd
<moop> Valacar: gonna watch versaiiles
<moop> what do i need to expect
<moop> Valacar: where them boobies are
<moop> i see the boobies
<moop> there are boobies
<moop> out of boobies
<moop> i require additional boobies
<moop> i'm confused, it looks cool so far
<Valacar> yea boobies are real in that
<Valacar> but dear god the plot
<Valacar> and the editing
<Valacar> its like beyond fucked up
<Valacar> and the writing
<Valacar> its bad on every possible level
<moop> eh
<moop> ep1 wasn't that bad
<moop> like
<moop> it's ok
<Valacar> yea ep1 wasn't that bad
<Valacar> tho the telenovela vibe was stronk
<moop> never seen telenovelas
<moop> so idk
<Valacar> but pay attention to that lucas barres guy and his sunglasses
<Valacar> also music ques are quite interesting
<moop> Valacar: didn't know there were sunglasses during that period
<Valacar> oh wait what
<Valacar> moop you are watching a different show
<moop> versailles
<Bad> lol?????????????????????
<moop> isn't that what you're watching
<Bad> moop are you actually that stupid
<moop> maybe
<Bad> I can't fathom that you are serious
<Bad> this is a joke
<Bad> you're not this dumb right?
<Bad> moop: the show is Marseille
<moop> oh i see my confusion
<Valacar> :DDDDDDDD
<Bad> ...
<Bad> I'll just go to bed before I type something really hurtful
<Bad> good night
<moop> lets see this marseille
<gojira> lmao
<moop> if you think about it both are french dramas about politics
<moop> with nice boobies
<Raziel> Bad will accept anyone who looks up to him as a friend, and how-hiGh will look up to anyone who claims to have a lot of sex with women
<how-hiGh> Rule 15: how-high is the most alpha and the least homosexual person of redditeu
<Raziel> hey Bad what's the best french black metal band?
<Bad> Broooooooo you don't know how much french bands suck, there are very few decent ones
<Bad> Let me think for a second
<Raziel> wrong
<Raziel> it's burzum
<Bad> rofl