<Bad> As Naypam started fondling my balls, I started touching his chin to finally discover what a beard feels like. Sadly, him sharing my stubble issue, all I was left with was elusive dreams of romance with Bad.
<Bad> I pushed Naypam over on the bed, removed his shitty oversized trousers, and let his lil cock slide in my mouth. As per australian tradition, my finger made its way towards his anus. Strangely, he seemed to welcome it.
<Bad> As the rowdiness of the act grew, I realized that my life would never be fulfilled until I got my hands on Bad, his legendary member being the only key that would ever unlock my road to pleasure.
<Bad> I sighed, closed my eyes, thought as hard as I could of Dustin Browder, and came.
<Bad> To be continued once I replenish my creativity reserves by writing more Laravel code.
<kage__> thought about getting a webcam for you guys
<kage__> but then decided not to
<kage__> cause i play in my underwear
<happy0> ararararara~
<Raziel> lol
<Ensiferous> kage__: What brand?
<kage__> logitech
<kage__> ofc
<kage__> i only buy logitech peripherals
<kage__> their 1080p webcam
<Ensiferous> kage__: No what brand of underwear?
<Naypam> afk Garner 10/10
<Garner> sup
<Naypam> > says pp
<Garner> yeah was with postman
<Naypam> > doesn't pause
<Naypam> > I pause for Garner
<Naypam> > says back
<Naypam> > unpauses
<Naypam> > goes afk
<how-hiGh> stop me before I masturbate to breastfeeding photos
<Bad`> how-hiGh: nice
<Garner> i like how everything how-hiGh types
<Garner> no matter how long he lurks
<Garner> is retarded than anyone can imagine
<Garner> more
<Bad`> Garner: if it came from Naypam you wouldn't flinch
<Bad`> The exact same
<Garner> except Naypam doesn't constantly say that sort of stuff
<Bad`> Neither does how-hiGh
<Bad`> Pitastrudl did
<Garner> wut
<Raziel> pitastrudl thought he could fit into our conversations
<Garner> does Naypam pm you asking you if he has to talk to a girl in the gym?
<Raziel> how-hiGh just completely avoids them by typing random crap
<Garner> that's the worst comparison ever
<Bad`> Garner: yes he does
<Bad`> It's the private life of Naypam and I
<Bad`> Please respect
<Raziel> "guys if you feel good after poop is that gay? srs"
<Garner> you're retarded bad
<Raziel> "guys how long are your dicks? im not gay. srs"
<Garner> srs
<Bad`> Raziel: rofl sounds legit
<Garner> stop raziel I'm dying
<Bad`> Lold irl in a restaurant
<Garner> it is legit
<how-hiGh> are you mimicking me Raziel?
<Bad`> 10/10 imitation
<Naypam> :D
<how-hiGh> I just want to bring intredasting topics from time to time
<Raziel> "person i have crush on is making fun by imitating me. what do i do? it is girl btw. srs"
<Raziel> I had a whole class about post-modernism
<Raziel> biggest bullshit ever in my life
<Valacar> why so
<Raziel> just was
<Raziel> don't feel like elaborating
<Valacar> well
<Valacar> ok
<Valacar> :D
<moop> very post-modernist of you, Raziel
<moop> being vague and shit
<Bad> tfw I keep watching this harry potter x-men shit because I'm actually interested in the plot now
<moop> rofl
<Bad> tfw I keep watching this harry potter x-men shit because I'm actually interested in the plot now
<Bad> tfw I keep watching this harry potter x-men shit because I'm actually interested in the plot now
<Bad> ok maybe not roll elbow on keyboard
<how-hiGh> tfw no appartments to smash a girl
<how-hiGh> Bad what to do
<Bad> car
<how-hiGh> no car
<Bad> club toilet
<Bad> hotel room
<how-hiGh> well club toilet is overly slutty thing, isn't it?!
<Bad> or just get an apartment
<how-hiGh> girl with self respect won't do it in toilet
<FredG> any girl would
<how-hiGh> fuaaaark short on money, but gonna rent it
<Bad> can confirm what FredG says
<Bad> for some reason, movies and stuff teach us that men are sex obsessed and women are pure or whatever
<Bad> but women also like sex you know
<Bad> and if they can't have it in an apartment they'll have it in a toilet
<Bad> they're just as desperate for it as we are
<FredG> ^
<how-hiGh> I don't want to do it in toiler, cuz I'll lose respect for her after it
<Bad> rofl
<Bad> you really have massive personal problems with women and purity
<how-hiGh> I do
<Bad> bro
<Bad> I currently can not bring back women to my flat
<Bad> I split with my ex in march, and she's moving out next week
<Bad> so I know your problem with no apartment to smash a girl
<Bad> I gave you answers
<Bad> car, toilet, hotel
<Bad> they all work and don't make it feel like the girl is worse or like you are shit
<Bad> there are no other good answers
<Bad> you'll have to live with it
<how-hiGh> my fav sex positions are horizontal
<Bad> when you don't have a flat to smash in, you can't be picky
<Bad> hotel room solves that problem though
<how-hiGh> yeah but needs money investment
<Bad> then you live the life everyone in the world lives between about 13 and 25 years old
<Bad> and you do it in a toilet
<Bad> having a place to have sex is the main reason why I got myself my own flat super early tbh
<how-hiGh> well gonna rent appartment I think
<Bad> Having your own place is only good things, not a single negative
<Bad> Worth the money and time you invest in it
<how-hiGh> should I rent for 24 hrs or just like 5-6 hrs?
<FredG> wat
<Bad> wat
<how-hiGh> the appartments
<how-hiGh> there is option to rent for a full day or just several hrs
<Bad> what the fuck am I reading
<Bad> you would rent an apartment just to have sex
<Bad> get a cheap hotel room
<how-hiGh> appartment = 1 room flat
<how-hiGh> hotel rooms are more expensive
<Bad> wtf is wrong with your country
<FredG> lol
<Bad> also I laughed at 5-6hrs
<Bad> it's for sex
<FredG> toilet is better
<how-hiGh> appartment I mean 1 room, kitchen, toilet
<Bad> rent for 5 minutes
<FredG> no such thing as self respect loss or whatever
<Bad> I agree with FredG actually
<FredG> even the girls who seem innocnet as fuck or pure as you put it enjoy toilet fucks
<FredG> or cars
<how-hiGh> Bad I don't cum quickly
<how-hiGh> I please my woman
<Bad> implying all women like when it lasts
<how-hiGh> implying all women wait for it to end ASAP?
<Bad> all I gotta say
<Bad> if you don't cum quickly either you didn't have sex many times in your life
<Bad> either you have very poor partners
<Bad> either you need to discover foreplay
<FredG> lol toilet fuck > 1 minute
<FredG> takes like 10 seconds
<Bad> wtf 10 seconds FredG
<Bad> world record for longest toilet fuck is at 2 seconds
<Bad> you're lying
<Bad> one time I lasted more than 1 second I was so proud
<FredG> rofl
<FredG> yeah that w/e
<FredG> same thing
<FredG> point is, it doesn't last a minute or an hour
<how-hiGh> lol @ cumming fast
<how-hiGh> just lol
<how-hiGh> girl won't beg you for more
<Bad> it depends on the girl, how-hiGh
<Bad> some girls like long fucks
<Bad> others get bored if it lasts too long
<Bad> it's almost like every girl is different wow
<Bad> who'd have thought
<how-hiGh> how can she get bored if she gets numerous orgasms?!!
<garne> how can the game have multiple orgasms!?
<garne> should be long and slow
<Naypam> perl's a joke language that I use to joke in
<+how-hiGh> why no one talks with me