<ad13> my belly button is sore when i pull it
<ad13> :(
<Bad> ... pull it
<ad13> like, put my finger in the hole, and move it around
<Bad> uhm
<ad13> gently like
<Bad> ok
<ad13> nothing crazy
<Naypam> TvT
<Naypam> easy
<Raziel> no
<Naypam> yeah
<Naypam> I just dropped
<Naypam> won
<Naypam> actually was a zerg
<Naypam> still
<moop> why is 6 afraid of 7
<Garner> because 7 8 9
<Raziel> because 7 is a libertarian who won't shut up about his political agenda?
<how-hiGh> how come I don't know your penises size so far?
<Naypam> after sleepover
<Naypam> went for showher, masturbate on floor
<Naypam> have shower
<Naypam> perfecet
<Naypam> but everybody's done that too
<Naypam> also omg was a party
<Naypam> hot girls and everything
<Naypam> but I masturbated in the toilet
<Naypam> was awesome
<Naypam> then went for a walk with a friend smoking
<Naypam> like a tree
<BFD|Slave> god
<BFD|Slave> this guy
<Naypam> BFD|Slave nightmare
<BFD|Slave> is King Wank
<BFD|Slave> more wanker than a wanker
<kage> what can i say...
<Naypam> yeah but when you'er like 15
<Naypam> you see a leg
<Naypam> FAP FAP FAP
<BFD|Slave> at a party with hot girls
<BFD|Slave> BETTER FAP
<BFD|Slave> what the fuck
<Naypam> well it was after the party had died down
<kage> nay, does haiku know all this ?
<kage> is he gonna wake up one day
<kage> and see you on top of his bed
<kage> masturbating ?
<BFD|Slave> kage: rofl, I can imagine haiku arriving at Naypam's place, and nay going "Yeah so we'll have to share a bunk bed"
<BFD|Slave> With a huge smile on his face
<kage> like the one i'm having right now
<kage> right ?
<BFD|Slave> yes
<BFD|Slave> pretty much
<kage> that would be awesome
<dux0r> =/
<Naypam> it's okay
<Naypam> I'm the master of subtlty
<Raziel> [20:40] <ad13> who is the fuck is
<Raziel> try again with correct grammar!
<Raziel> god damn british people can't do anything right
<ad13> what. there's nothing wrong with that.
<ad13> OH LOL.
<Wan> There's a Lemon curve ad right in front of me
<Wan> Train in 4 minutes
<Wan> Naypam would probably masturbate while waiting
<Wan> And yet I'm here, staring blankly at a lingerie ad because of a FUCKING PUN BASED ON A GORILLA FACE ON A KEY
<how-hiGh> http://i.imgur.com/nJ11fmk.png is it appropriate when applying for a job? srs
<Garner> lol
<Garner> how-hiGh is more retarded than i thought
<Raziel> ......
<how-hiGh> wtf
<how-hiGh> please respect srs tag
<how-hiGh> so it sounds dumb and I have to remove it?
<Garner> are you serious or just trolling because it's #redditeu?
<how-hiGh> serious
<how-hiGh> just tell if it look retarded
<how-hiGh> this is why I'm asking for opinions
<Garner> keep it, looks very professional
<how-hiGh> don't laugh me off
<Raziel> yeah I agree with Garner
<how-hiGh> it sounds like you want to fuck up my entire professional career?
<how-hiGh> damned phaggots
<Garner> > professional career
<how-hiGh> fuck you moron you are the worst kind of phaggot I ever encountered on the internet
<how-hiGh> just get the fuck out of this channel bro
<how-hiGh> and by bro I mean NEVER my bro
<how-hiGh> you phaggot
<Wan> HOLY SHIT
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<Wan> qdb is now dank af
<Raziel> ermergerd
<Bad> The last 5 minutes of IRC are the most ad13
<Bad> Needs just a few more acronyms
<Raziel> omg mind blown
<Raziel> ad is also an abbreviation
<Raziel> I knew this all along but never saw the connection until now
<gojira> well... yea
<gojira> and naypam means no diazepam
<ad13> rofl
<Raziel> hahaha
<gojira> like
<gojira> how do you not know these things