<FredG> fuck sake
<FredG> i was typing a message to someone and meant to say, you didn't have breakfast right?
<FredG> I said you didn't have sex right
<FredG> wasn't a typo
<FredG> I was thinking of redditeu
<Valacar> heil hitler
<Bad> >implying there is a too far regarding sex
<Naypam> kinda true Bad but then there's things like mdma sex where you never cum
<Bad> yeah drugs is the too far there
<ad13> rofl murica
<ad13> true story, when i woke up and checked bbc news, all it had was "Fatal bomb blast kills 3 and injures many ..."
<ad13> so i was like "Oh well another suicide bomber in iraq or some shit" and skipped right over it
<ad13> wasn't until i'd got to work people like "ZOMG DID U HEER?"
<Garner> le Raziel
<Garner> wyd
<Raziel> wyd
<Garner> means what you doing
<Garner> nab
<Raziel> ah
<Raziel> cleaning up jira issues
<Raziel> working on documentation
<Garner> loooooooool
<Garner> LOOOOOL
<Raziel> responding to questions
<Garner> Mfw Raziel is QA
<Bad> tab to channel
<Bad> see last phrase
<Bad> +Raziel: Cleaning up tissues
<Bad> thought that sounded normal
<Bad> then re-read
<Bad> I just had the worst adventurer ever. space I woke up with the need to shit and I was asleep seized so after shitting I wiped my ass with my sleeping boxer briefs now it's 1 a.m. and I'm busy washing shit away from my underwear also text to speech to text seems to be working well
<moop> like 9pm my flight is I think
<moop> oh no, flight on 11th at 13am
<moop> er
<moop> pm
<kage> http://i3.minus.com/ibvvdSalngwckY.jpg
<kage> oh content aware fill
<kage> you so good
<Raziel> ;P
<GalacticPrick> LOL very nice
<lovely> that's the worst photoshop yet kage
<lovely> you can still the fucking pole
<lovely> just blurred
<lovely> >-<
<kage> the shit nigga, you spend more than 3 minutes on it
<lovely> so
<lovely> you fuck girls for 2 minutes
<lovely> because its good
<lovely> no
<lovely> you put effort in it
<lovely> and the outcome is good
<lovely> not like this
<Raziel> hahaha
<lovely> you look like you do halfassed work in a halfassed timeframe now
<kage> yes, you should definetly put in half an hour
<kage> so you can photoshop a dog pissing in a lil girl's mouth
<kage> cause you just want it to look good
<kage> is that what it is lovely?
<wellninja> good job kage
<lovely> http://buffer.io/~simon/raziel.jpg
<kage> look at those blurry edges
<lovely> its ok
<lovely> i only spent 3 minutes on it
* GalacticPrick has quit (Signed off)
<lovely> this is exactly the excuse microsoft had for ME
<Raziel> the pic of me was taken by a webcam
<lovely> "we only worked 3m inuets on it"
<Raziel> lol
<Raziel> I was about to comment
<lovely> do you tell your clients that kage ?
<Raziel> "3 million minutes?"
<lovely> yeah you think it sucks?
<kage> no lovely
<lovely> well i only spent 3 minutes on it
<kage> we bill by hour
<kage> we code 3 minutes
<kage> bill 3 days
<kage> obviously
<Garner> OMG THE SAUSAGE
<Garner> haven't HAD THIS IN YEARS
<Garner> I was only there for a night ( ͡°╭ ͟ʖ╮͡├┬┴┬┴