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#263
<Garner> fuck you garner <Garner> google*
#376
<Wan> France emergency state is getting out of hand <Wan> Even white people have their bags checked
#542
<Bad> So <Bad> My girl talks about the guys that smoke fish for a living <Bad> What I pictured in my head was someone rolling a fish into a joint and smoking it <Bad> And it seemed normal to my brain <Bad> I was like this is what she meant yes <Bad> Then thought about it
#127
<BadFurDay> do you like shit Naypalm <BadFurDay> do you like <BadFurDay> turd play <BadFurDay> Don't lie to me <Naypalm> BadFurDay doesn't bother me <BadFurDay> what <Naypalm> don't give a fuck <BadFurDay> no this is not a good answer <BadFurDay> it repulses you <BadFurDay> no <BadFurDay> no you don't <BadFurDay> god <BadFurDay> why do I still ask you questions <Naypalm> I'm so desperate right now I'd fuck an animal * Naypalm runs to farm <BadFurDay> shit is foul <nonpc> BadFurDay, why does that girl not interact with me :( <BadFurDay> nonpc: you don't eat your own cum <nonpc> oh <Naypalm> I have :D * Naypalm nom nom <dux0r> feces and semen hour on #redditeu <dux0r> just like clockwork
#724
<Bad> mfw also tired from late night sup fgarnier bro <Bad> Except it's because I woke myself up in the middle of the night by farting somehow <Bad> And couldn't fall back to sleep <Bad> Failure level high
#850
<ad13> just took a piss and my pee has a strong smell of chicken
#264
<Raziel> I was always brilliant at announcing tournaments well in advance
#636
<Raziel> god damn <Raziel> is there anything worse than bread becoming deformed in the shopping bag because you stacked things wrong? <Raziel> there probably is <Raziel> BUT NOT RIGHT NOW
#379
<Garner> mfw i now have a huge whiteboard at home <Bad> knowing you it's probably a brownboard but you insist it's white
#852
<how-hiGh> Bad <how-hiGh> if there was no such thing as SEX, would you even speak to women? <Raziel> Lol <Bad> how-hiGh: why the fuck would I speak to a woman if I'm not trying to touch her boobs <Raziel> This is such a stupid hypothetical question <Bad> Nah more seriously, my closest friends are like 50% men 50% women <Bad> And the good women friends I don't have or try to have sex with :) <how-hiGh> most of women are not funny <how-hiGh> or smart <Raziel> If there was no such thing as sex humanity would not exist <Bad> Most of men are not funny or smart either tbh <how-hiGh> Raziel do not overthink it <Raziel> Same applies to men <Raziel> LOL <how-hiGh> am I smarter/funnier than average woman? srs <Bad> Bro how-hiGh, if there was no such thing as SEX, Raziel's life would be exactly the same, he's not overthinking it