<Naypam> you could replace tips
<Naypam> with an imaginary number at the end of your payment
<Naypam> so like if the waitress was really good
<Naypam> oh hey
<Naypam> the bill is 40.23?
<Naypam> have 40.23.9
<Naypam> but they actually only get 40.23
<Naypam> and a feeling of satisfaction
<Garner> le Raziel
<Garner> wyd
<Raziel> wyd
<Garner> means what you doing
<Garner> nab
<Raziel> ah
<Raziel> cleaning up jira issues
<Raziel> working on documentation
<Garner> loooooooool
<Garner> LOOOOOL
<Raziel> responding to questions
<Garner> Mfw Raziel is QA
<Bad> tab to channel
<Bad> see last phrase
<Bad> +Raziel: Cleaning up tissues
<Bad> thought that sounded normal
<Bad> then re-read
<fabe> exerything need c, to this day it still the only truely cross platform language
<Bad> Naypam my penis is glued to my body it can't even breathe
<moop> fuck qdb
<moop> rewatching a designated survivor scene for the third time because i was too busy reading qdb
<moop> and rofling
<Bad> Aurélie is ultra mad at me
<Bad> Apparently she went to bed around 3am
<Bad> I was in the middle of the bed so she tried to push me to the side
<Bad> And then apparently as I was being pushed I let out the longest loudest and smelliest fart she'd ever heard in her life
<Bad> And she had to open the windows and leave the bedroom for 10 minutes
<Bad> Now she's mad
<gojira> what's even better this means Raziel x gojira monthly dinners
<moop> monthly date
<Wan> Plz
<Wan> When I was in Paris Bad and I ate together at least once a week
* Wan has sweet, sweets reminders of Paris restaurants
<Raziel> we're not that gay Wan
<gar> weekly dinners is over the top Wan
<gojira> weekly dinners = dating
<gojira> monthly = friends
<gar> yes lol
<gar> but i guess Wan was having weekly dinners with Bad while Bad was in his nogirl phase
<Raziel> I've ran into a thread of hilarious anime clips
<Bad> So
<Bad> My girl talks about the guys that smoke fish for a living
<Bad> What I pictured in my head was someone rolling a fish into a joint and smoking it
<Bad> And it seemed normal to my brain
<Bad> I was like this is what she meant yes
<Bad> Then thought about it
* Wan set the topic to: The S in intel stands for Security
* Raziel set the topic to: the s in moop stands for sex
<gojira> what's better
<gojira> linux or windows?
<Raziel> windows has an "s" in it
<Raziel> so it's secure
<Raziel> QED