<garne> was licking my lips cos dry
<garne> but also this girl was looking at me
<garne> but i was staring too, but only stared as i was doing something
<Raziel> lmao
<garne> as in i didnt move my eyes because im doing something else
<garne> the look on her face
<garne> its like when you stare ar someone but youre thinking or daydreaming
<garne> :(
<Wan> O shit waddup it's autistic season in Paris
<Wan> Err
<Wan> Touristic
<nonpc> Was at her place yesturday
<nonpc> Damn, it is all like so fucking strange
<nonpc> Em.. We just sat, drank some tea
<nonpc> I stroked her hair, face
<nonpc> and stuff
<nonpc> it was pretty calm shit
<nonpc> She almost showed me her underwear because it was all pink
<nonpc> Later on, I checked out her underwear still.
<nonpc> She decided to hide from me
<nonpc> while I went to pee
<nonpc> and then I found her
<nonpc> and she was like
<nonpc> "what are you doing"
<nonpc> and I was like
<nonpc> derp
<nonpc> and checked out the underwear
<nonpc> it was nice
<nonpc> and cute
<nonpc> Some times I would like turn her face to me
<nonpc> and talk stuff
<nonpc> and then say
<nonpc> "dont worry, I'm not going to try and kiss you"
<nonpc> so she feels better
<nonpc> :D
<Raziel> YOU would turn her head to you?
<nonpc> yes
<nonpc> force that
<nonpc> It also btw
<nonpc> came to that that
<nonpc> she told me she woudnt like to be choked
<nonpc> we tried it
<nonpc> I had her in a head lock
<Bad> It took 13 years
<Bad> 13 years
<gojira> wtf is IM
<Bad> For people to realize fervor does nothing in aoe2
<Raziel> wtf is fervor
<Bad> monk +15% move speed
<Bad> It did nothing at all
<Bad> And nobody noticed
<moop> tbh
<moop> 15% is not that much
<Bad> It's huge lol
<gojira> its enough to see
<moop> it's like 5% with some 10%
<moop> +-10%
<Bad> 10% move speed for infantry is a game changer
<Bad> So 15% on monks is huge
<gojira> like human eyes can detect a 10% change
<gojira> sorry
<gojira> human perception
<gojira> you can't detect changes smaller than 10% though
<Raziel> 10% on infantry is noticeable because your infantry can chase down enemy retreating infantry suddenly
<Raziel> monks is way more subtle
<Bad> Still hilarious that it took 13 years to detect
<Raziel> yeah
<gojira> 'detect'
<gojira> one dude in the comments on some subforum
<gojira> 'hey guys i checked its not true'
<moop> tbh i knew it all along
<moop> i just didn't want to say anything
<moop> didn't want to be called a fag
<Bad> moop: fag
<Naypam> I was reading that askreddit thread the other day
<Naypam> people had masturbated to inanimate objects :(
<Naypam> I've not done that :(
<Naypam> I feel left out
<Naypam> like a chair
<Naypam> or a desk
<Naypam> :'(
<how-hiGh> tfw caught own reflection in laptop screen and it ruined your day
<Bad> Flat boobed girl should get breast enlargements or get killed
<Bad> For real
<Bad> Wtf man
<Bad> Naypam if a USB has a driver
<Bad> Do you travel on a USB
<Bad> Or in a USB ?
<ad13> Bad: it has a driver because it's a bus
<ad13> duh
<ad13> speaking of tinder, piratebay is down and I want some std
<Bad> OMG THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN SINCE I SAW A MAN GIVE MOUTH TO MOUTH TO A DOG TO SAVE HIS LIFE AND ACTUALLY IT MIGHT BE EVEN BETTER LITERALLY WHERE CAN I BUY THIS RAZIEL I WOULD DRAG MY BALLS THROUGH GLASS IF I HAD TO IF IT MEANT I COULD OWN THIS GADGET