<Garner> i am having a Skype convo with my d
<Juno> i smoke dick
<Bad> truest lines of 2017
<Bad> 22:35:21 <Raziel> I'm retarded
<Raziel> lines?
<Raziel> that's just 1 line
<ad13> urgh
<ad13> landlord from NL has come to me and said i'm owe €602 for the heating
<ad13> after paying €900 already
<ad13> €1502 for a year's heating and hot water sounds steep as fuck
<Bad> ad13, dutch ovens require more manpower than traditional heaters
<gojira> I can't breathe this is too funny.
<gojira> Someone I know. At her teambuilding excercise.
<gojira> Had to do on interpretive dance.
<gojira> Not alone but with her team.
<Naypam> that isn't teambuilding
<Naypam> that is hummiliation?
<gojira> And they all had to dance to pretend to be parts of their infrastructure.
<gojira> Nojoke.
<Naypam> how
<gojira> She was the NFS.
<gojira> lmao
<ad13> hmm you know
<ad13> I would postulate that a hard workout in the gym is better than sex
<ad13> Hear me out on this lads
<ad13> More tits, nicer tits, tits in motion
<ad13> Then, after you're done, there's no nagging or shit, just a blissful feeling
<Bad> I've reallocated my nipples so I can jump onto bed if power go off while I'm on the computer.
<Raziel> dat millisecond precision
<Raziel> or microsecond
<Raziel> not sure
<Garner> Naypam's dick second
<Garner> because micro
<moop> you don't add TRANSFORMERS in the title
<moop> and don't mention TRANSFORMERS
<moop> and pretend it's just a cute robot
<moop> like that robot that got hit by lightning and became alive
<moop> or the giant robot
<moop> or ET
<how-hiGh> just trimmed my nipples