<Raziel> Laizkiz wins
<BFD|Slave> I value my heterosexuality too much
<BFD|Slave> to drink fruit beer
<Garner_> :D:D
<Garner_> I don't use scissors
<Garner_> just knife
<Bad> cute penis
<Bad> do you cute it?
<Bad> do you cute your balls?
<Bad> u snigle
<ad13> just logged in to my email at work
<ad13> some guy has accidentally replied to his manager-level "Bottom performing employees" email
<ad13> and sent it to the all-employees internal mailing list
<Garner> Raziel confirmed sausage
<Garner> err faggot
<Garner> wtf why did I write sausage
<Bad> coffee tastes bad in every form fyi
<Bad> disgusting shit
<Valacar> lies
<Valacar> the true black gold
<Bad> black gold is stolen gold from white households
<nonpc> I like how phones have anuses where you insert a cable
<Garner> shit builds =
<Garner> warp poem
<Garner> prism*
<Garner> into dt'a
<Garner> on main
<Garner> zealots on bar
<Garner> mat
<Garner> nay
<Garner> nat*
<Intergage`> so I think I got a little raped just before..
<Naypam> rofl
<Naypam> hey Intergage`!
<Raziel> raped?
<Naypam> nice rape or not?
<Raziel> u wot m7
<Naypam> m9*
<Intergage`> Some married 19 year old said she would suck my dick if I let her put a finger up my ass.
<Intergage`> I said ok.
<Intergage`> She never stopped...
<Intergage`> She just kept going....
<moop> how-hiGh: you're just a victim of convenience
<moop> also you're the least gay person here