<Bad> As Naypam started fondling my balls, I started touching his chin to finally discover what a beard feels like. Sadly, him sharing my stubble issue, all I was left with was elusive dreams of romance with Bad.
<Bad> I pushed Naypam over on the bed, removed his shitty oversized trousers, and let his lil cock slide in my mouth. As per australian tradition, my finger made its way towards his anus. Strangely, he seemed to welcome it.
<Bad> As the rowdiness of the act grew, I realized that my life would never be fulfilled until I got my hands on Bad, his legendary member being the only key that would ever unlock my road to pleasure.
<Bad> I sighed, closed my eyes, thought as hard as I could of Dustin Browder, and came.
<Bad> To be continued once I replenish my creativity reserves by writing more Laravel code.
<luvely> i've been smoking weed for the past 2.5 weeks
<luvely> and sitting on rocs
<Raziel> oh so that's what you meant by meditating
<Raziel> smoking weed
<Raziel> ...
<luvely> and hanging out with surfers
<Raziel> I've ran into a thread of hilarious anime clips
<how-hiGh> so..
<how-hiGh> http://i.imgur.com/KLBVz2C.jpg
<how-hiGh> rate my body/10
<Bad`> how-hiGh: obviously you'd post a picture in underwear
<Bad`> not gay
<Bad`> with visible dick bulge
<how-hiGh> you are so gay looking at that area
<how-hiGh> jesus...
<how-hiGh> should've check quads and pecks
<how-hiGh> dont show this pic to norwegian phaggot
<Bad`> don't worry how-hiGh, I don't think he wants to see it anyway
<Bad`> he's not into that whole closet homosexuality thing you have going on
<how-hiGh> taking selfie in underwear is gay?
<gojira> 99% sure on being in edinbro last weekend of july
<gojira> sleeping with the nay
<gojira> at the nay
<gojira> not with
<gojira> wtf
<Naypam> reminds me of when I went back to edinburgh
<Naypam> got the train to aberdeen, train arrived at the same time as one of my best friends
<Naypam> went to hold his hand
<Naypam> so accustomed to it
<Raziel> https://wiki.php.net/rfc/phpdbg
<Raziel> it's happening
<kage> by this point no php developer actually knows how to use a debugger in the first place
<kage> raziel
<Raziel> haha
<kage> "that looks hard, why can't i just var_dump? i've always var_dumped and it's been fine"
<Raziel> I think you're right for 95% of users
<kage> exactly
<kage> ask Bad if he knows what a debugger even is
<kage> last time he's touched one, his father put a can of RAID in his hands and asked him to spray it in his room
<Bad> OMG THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN SINCE I SAW A MAN GIVE MOUTH TO MOUTH TO A DOG TO SAVE HIS LIFE AND ACTUALLY IT MIGHT BE EVEN BETTER LITERALLY WHERE CAN I BUY THIS RAZIEL I WOULD DRAG MY BALLS THROUGH GLASS IF I HAD TO IF IT MEANT I COULD OWN THIS GADGET
— +Raziel downloads quake champions
<Valacar> when are they releasing that?
<Raziel> fuck if I know
<Valacar> well how on earth are you playing it?!?!
<moop> Valacar: beta
<Valacar> pff
<moop> oh i'm not saying how he's playing
<moop> i'm calling u a beta
<moop> sorry for confusion
<foxpc> Started chatting up with this one girl. She seems nice.
<foxpc> Gonna report when I have more info!
<Juno> what colour her underwear?
<foxpc> Juno, I hope, red!
<Juno> eww
<foxpc> wut.
<foxpc> red color is the best color!
<Pianoo> you on omegle again fox?