<Bruce> Raziel: did you ever used cloudformation ?
<moop> Is this a fart joke Bruce
<gar> this is cringe #1 of the day
<gar> Trying to hold against something while the train moves, it's so crowded i kept touching that girl's hand by accident
<Bad> nice
<gar> Then i moved it and she moved it as well
<gar> touched again
<Bad> rofl
<gar> 3 times
<Raziel> hey Bad what's the best french black metal band?
<Bad> Broooooooo you don't know how much french bands suck, there are very few decent ones
<Bad> Let me think for a second
<Raziel> wrong
<Raziel> it's burzum
<Bad> rofl
<how-hiGh> Bad
<how-hiGh> if there was no such thing as SEX, would you even speak to women?
<Raziel> Lol
<Bad> how-hiGh: why the fuck would I speak to a woman if I'm not trying to touch her boobs
<Raziel> This is such a stupid hypothetical question
<Bad> Nah more seriously, my closest friends are like 50% men 50% women
<Bad> And the good women friends I don't have or try to have sex with :)
<how-hiGh> most of women are not funny
<how-hiGh> or smart
<Raziel> If there was no such thing as sex humanity would not exist
<Bad> Most of men are not funny or smart either tbh
<how-hiGh> Raziel do not overthink it
<Raziel> Same applies to men
<Raziel> LOL
<how-hiGh> am I smarter/funnier than average woman? srs
<Bad> Bro how-hiGh, if there was no such thing as SEX, Raziel's life would be exactly the same, he's not overthinking it
<dux0r> You know the stick Ent in LOTR that gets set on fire then pushed over with the water?
<dux0r> That's Naypam
<dux0r> Skinny as a fuckin stick and 2 miles tall
<Raziel> dat millisecond precision
<Raziel> or microsecond
<Raziel> not sure
<Garner> Naypam's dick second
<Garner> because micro
<Bad> coffee tastes bad in every form fyi
<Bad> disgusting shit
<Valacar> lies
<Valacar> the true black gold
<Bad> black gold is stolen gold from white households
<Juno> wtf
<Juno> dont get it
<Raziel> don't get what Juno
<Bad> it
<Bad> learn to read Raziel
<Bad> moron
<Raziel> the novel?
<Raziel> or the film?
<Juno> no
<Juno> like england vs wales
<Juno> gf mad
<Garner> why mad
<Juno> cos englanmd go for penalty
<Juno> i say
<Juno> touch to ick go for the try
<Juno> she so mad
<Juno> won;'t talkwtf
<Garner> rofl
<moop> >people who take sports too seriously
<Garner> standard girl
<moop> (including esports)
<Bad> bro moop it's not about sports
<Bad> it's about being a girl
<Bad> and mood swings
<Juno> .ye so
<Juno> she in MY bed
<Juno> sulking
<Garner> ROFL
<Bad> well Juno
<Bad> kick her out of your bed
<Juno> imon pc researching rugby union rules
<Juno> wtf
<Raziel> hahaha
<Juno> I'M FUCKING RIGHT
<Juno> I RESEARCHED IT
<Juno> kick to touch go for try would've won if they did it
<Juno> i played this shit as a kid
<Juno> gg still right still wrongno sex for 2 weeks still staying here 2 weeks no rent
<Juno> won't even talk to me
<ad13> fortunately i knew carrying the colon around was going to be a pain in the arse (it acts as a sail in this wind) so managed to refrain
<Bad> So
<Bad> My girl talks about the guys that smoke fish for a living
<Bad> What I pictured in my head was someone rolling a fish into a joint and smoking it
<Bad> And it seemed normal to my brain
<Bad> I was like this is what she meant yes
<Bad> Then thought about it