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#73
<Raziel> http://www.screddit.eu/bash.php?429 <Raziel> immortalized! <nonpc> nu wtf <nonpc> nuuuu <nonpc> wtffffff <nonpc> jesus. <nonpc> that's not even funny <nonpc> ok <nonpc> my mom will shave my head now <nonpc> gg <BadFurDay> wat <nonpc> I SAID GG
#511
[ at 2:34 in the morning ... ] <Wan> Hello <Wan> I'm a dog <Wan> I smell like shit <Wan> I shit <Wan> I eat shit <Wan> That's all I do <Wan> But look, I can learn stupid tricks like "sit", so you think I'm smart <Wan> But deep down, I just wished I could eat more shit and stink more. <Wan> Oh wait, I heard a noise, I'll now bark non fucking stop for the next 3 hours even if it's 2 AM <Wan> But look, I can guard a house! <Wan> ...not. If a bulgar comes, I'll litterally shit myself <Wan> But hey, that means more shit for me to have! <Wan> And I'll be sad when I'll se your mangled corpse, because I'll ask myself "Who'll feed me now?" <Wan> Because I can't hunt for shit. <Wan> Gotta go, I think I heard an other dog existing, afk losing my shit for the next hours, <Wan> Dog
#559
<garne> Really hope my boss is not waiting for the same train <garne> Boring to be on the train with your boss everyday <garne> also since the only thing in common we have is 1) we both have a dick (i think he does) 2) we both go to sweden very often
#65
<BadFurDay> lovely: wellborg: I just realized israel and argentina have the same flag <lovely> BadFurDay: get the fuck out <BadFurDay> Fact bro, fact <lovely> they both have 2 blue bands <lovely> omg <lovely> however <wellborg> 1. no it's not <lovely> israel is <lovely> white blue white with star blue white <lovely> argentina is <lovely> blue white with cinco de mayo blue <lovely> hey <lovely> argentina is like #1 antisemitist <wellborg> 2. fyi once in a point of time the zionists really considered to place israel in uganda <wellborg> just fyi <BadFurDay> http://i.imgur.com/724m9.jpg <BadFurDay> TROLED <BadFurDay> HARD <Naypam> oh my g <Naypam> BadFurDay master troll <Naypam> got wellborg and lovely <Naypam> 10/10
#563
<moop> i will use this excuse for the next 5 years <moop> accidentally grab girl tits <moop> imma be like "sry baby i had roids" <moop> and she be like "hemorhoids?" <moop> and i'll be like "no... the manly stuff... come on you know" <moop> "the ball shrinking thing?" <moop> "yeah, you got it"
#46
<zid> I played a BW game against vequeth and lost <zid> he did a bullshit strat <zid> where he knows what his buildings do
#437
<Bad> MOOP STOLE THE PHRASE <Bad> STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS (2013) <Bad> AROUND 20:00 IN THE MOVIE <Bad> « I KNOW YOU BETTER THAN YOU THINK I DO » <Bad> I KNEW IT MOOP <Bad> I KNEW YOU HAD NO CREATIVE TALENT
#459
<garnet> !q <__bot__> https://qdb.lutro.me/177 - <Garner> I am a retard <garnet> ok
#497
<Raziel> morning <Bad> fuck off and die Raziel <Bad> nobody talks during those mornings <Bad> those where you wake up with a poo emergency <Bad> which leaves no time for a shower <Bad> I feel so dirty <Bad> I want to die
#513
<Wan> HOLY SHIT <Wan> Showing #1-50 out of 420 quotes <Wan> qdb is now dank af <Raziel> ermergerd