<Naypam> I was so desperate I masturbated to gay porn
<Naypam> and it wasn't even that bad
<Naypam> might do it again
<Gana> someone used to lick my blood when I had nose bleeds
<Naypam> I was given a variant of that to help me sleep and it changed my thought patterns exactly as you say
<Naypam> I fucking hated it
<Naypam> couldn't handle not being able to think normally
<Naypam> didn't take any more after that
<Naypam> what was it called, hm
<moop> aw
<Naypam> might have been citalopram but idk
<moop> i think it would be cool to have a completely different think pattern
<Naypam> I wanted the doctor to give me benzos
<Naypam> well idk how it's affecting Bad, moop, I'm all for different thinking patterns
<Naypam> but it was like it shut down my brain
<Bad> Naypam: you know what I am experiencing man
<Naypam> stopped me thinking
<Naypam> made me "slow"
<ad13> so what you are saying Naypam
<ad13> is you were an upstanding member of society
<ad13> then a doctor gave you zoloft
<ad13> and now you're facing jail for running a criminal empire?
<Naypam> a pinch of nay juice and he'll be ready to fight a war!
<Laiz> Nay sauce
<Laiz> oh man
<Naypam> here's the trick.
<Raziel> how do you make nay juice?
<Raziel> mix whisky and whisky?
<Naypam> requirements: microphone, freezing plate, kettle
<Naypam> I'm telling you Raziel
<Naypam> turn microphone to max and let Naypam speak from it
<Naypam> holf freezing plate above microphone
<Naypam> let boiling water boil ont freezing plaet
<Naypam> suddenly
<Naypam> on plate appears a solid
<Naypam> from my voice
<Naypam> that's nay sauce
<Naypam> now you can eat
<Naypam> and you'll feel better
<Naypam> I can see myself in romania
<Naypam> casually walking home from DH
<Naypam> to the hotel near kage's
<Naypam> and masturbating as I walk
<Naypam> kage going NO
<Naypam> NO
<Naypam> NO NAY NO
<Naypam> and slapping my dick
<Naypam> until it goes soft
<Naypam> and falls off
<fabe> very odd my gf wants to watch champions league and knows all the teams/players
<fabe> that was unexpected
<dux0r> you have a gf?
<dux0r> that is very odd indeed
<garner> im dating the worst bread
<Naypam> damn my life has improved so much since configuring dnsmasq
<Juno> WHERES LGD.INT
<Juno> THEY #1
<haiku> lost to DK yesterday
<haiku> fucking DK
<Raziel> where's LGD.string
<Raziel> and LGD.bool
<haiku> hurrrr
<haiku> raziel, basically LGD has 2 teams, lgd international and lgd china. they're currently playing in the g-league tournament, which is an asian tournament
<Raziel> I know
<haiku> IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU TAKE AN INTEREST IN DOTO
<Laiz> RAZIEL STREAMING DOTO
<Laiz> RAZIEL STREAMING DOTO
<Laiz> RAZIEL STREAMING DOTO
<Laiz> RAZIEL STREAMING DOTO
<haiku> RAZIEL DOESNT HAVE DOTO
<haiku> T_T
<Raziel> that's right
<Laiz> I got extra ones!
<Raziel> I'm no dotafag
<Raziel> don't want
<haiku> sent!
<Raziel> rofl
<Raziel> not accepting!
<haiku> MY LAST INVITE RAZIEL
<haiku> I GAVE IT TO YOU
<haiku> BECAUSE I'M NICE LIKE THAT
<haiku> and want to encourage your newfound interest
<Laiz> sent
<Raziel> facepalm
[ later that day ]
<haiku> raziel wanna play dota?
<Raziel> no
<haiku> kay maybe later then
<nonpc> fuck thi
<nonpc> s
<Laiz> Raziel wanna play doto?
<haiku> he said later
<Raziel> never!
<haiku> yo raziel just keep in mind laiz can't stay very late
<Laiz> yeah
<haiku> neways, just let us know when you're ready
<Naypam> but I've actually like videoed myself
<Naypam> masturbating
<Naypam> then masturbated to myself masturbating