<Bad> This is why I'll never be able to have Raziel as my girlfriend
<Bad> Pays no attention to important details
<Bad> You even have all I look for in women
<Bad> 1) no beard
<Raziel> LOL
<Bad> end of list
<Garner> rofl
<Bad> But because you didn't see the fucking tunnel
<Bad> It'll never work
<moop> So guys update
<moop> Remember they asked to piss in a jar?
<moop> I dropped it
<moop> Rip
<moop> TBH not my fault, my hands lack feelings
<Naypam> let me get a rough estimate of my lifetime masturbations
<Naypam> about 8200 times
<Naypam> easily going to hit 10k faps like
<Naypam> in the next year or two
<Naypam> wonder if I'll hit 100k
<Naypam> that would be quite hard
<lively> you going to fap 4 times a day nay?
<Naypam> no but average now is twice a day
<Naypam> used to be 4-5 times a day
<Naypam> morning and night, sometimes when I get home from work
<BFD|Slave> Naypam: wanker
<dux0r> 21900 faps
<dux0r> at least
<Naypam> rofl
<Naypam> god damn that's way more than me
<Naypam> even including the age difference
<dux0r> 4*365*15
<Naypam> 4
<Naypam> FOUR
<lively> 4
<Naypam> I only did 4-5 when I was a teenager
<dux0r> i told u i was hardcore mother fuckers
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<Bad> OMG THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN SINCE I SAW A MAN GIVE MOUTH TO MOUTH TO A DOG TO SAVE HIS LIFE AND ACTUALLY IT MIGHT BE EVEN BETTER LITERALLY WHERE CAN I BUY THIS RAZIEL I WOULD DRAG MY BALLS THROUGH GLASS IF I HAD TO IF IT MEANT I COULD OWN THIS GADGET
<Bad> Naypam if a USB has a driver
<Bad> Do you travel on a USB
<Bad> Or in a USB ?
<ad13> Bad: it has a driver because it's a bus
<ad13> duh
<garne> Really hope my boss is not waiting for the same train
<garne> Boring to be on the train with your boss everyday
<garne> also since the only thing in common we have is 1) we both have a dick (i think he does) 2) we both go to sweden very often
<moop> Fookin Pedro police
<gojira> nimbus
<gojira> (other types of cloud)
<gojira> i only know nimbus
<Naypam> straterata
<Naypam> or something
<Naypam> stratera?
<Naypam> idk
<Raziel> and something that sounds like columbus but not quite
<Raziel> why do they all end in -bus
<Naypam> to distinguish them from planes
<how-hiGh> just trimmed my nipples