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#533
<Raziel> dropped a piece of butter on the floor <Raziel> had to throw it away <Raziel> don't tell the norwegian police pls
#79
<Raziel> many brazilian shemales are pretty hot tbh
#114
<zid> yo Raziel <zid> can I ask you something? <Raziel> yes <zid> doto? <Raziel> omg
#384
<ad13> gojira is a french heavy metal band named after the japanese stem for godzilla <ad13> i just though he really liked JIRA
#189
<Naypam> 9-0 best possible score <Naypam> 6 <Naypam> 6-90 <Naypam> 6-0 <Naypam> 4-2 worst <Naypam> no <Naypam> 6-3 <Naypam> fml <BadFurDay> I understand why olivia is with you <BadFurDay> you're the only person who makes her feel clever in comparison
#739
<fgarnier_> anyway need to go out before ida arrives <fgarnier_> buy some flower, and other surprise shit <fgarnier_> like ice cream etc <Raziel> do surprise shit in toilet pls <fgarnier_> what is surprise shit in toilet <Raziel> surprise shit belongs in the toilet <fgarnier_> it’s ok i don’t need to shit <Raziel> that's what you think <Raziel> that's why it's surpise shit [ 10 minutes later ] <fgarnier_> FUCK YOU raziel <fgarnier_> i have to shit. how did you predict this <Raziel> surprise shit :)))
#677
<Bad> The last 5 minutes of IRC are the most ad13 <Bad> Needs just a few more acronyms <Raziel> omg mind blown <Raziel> ad is also an abbreviation <Raziel> I knew this all along but never saw the connection until now <gojira> well... yea <gojira> and naypam means no diazepam <ad13> rofl <Raziel> hahaha <gojira> like <gojira> how do you not know these things
#682
<moop> wtf lol <moop> if (item1 == 0) do_something() <moop> item1 is not 0 <moop> yet the code goes into do_something() anyways <moop> wtf ??? <gojira> what are you doing moop <moop> working <gojira> and you are asking us how to compare values in languyages <gojira> ? <Raziel> Var dump item1 <moop> like am i retarded <moop> can't be <gojira> well <gojira> it's either going to be 'item1 is actually 0' <moop> i am retarded but like wtf i can't see it <gojira> or you don't actually have that code <moop> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/7cqZSvwv/ <moop> is the debugger retarded <moop> no i am retarded <moop> wtf <gojira> ... <Raziel> Do you even know what the logical or does <gojira> i don't think so <Bad> lmao <gojira> probably thinks its used to make it pretty? <Bad> this is hilarious <Bad> next level fail <moop> oh fuck <moop> yeah i am retarded
#206
<Naypam> either way I'm ready to suck hard cock or swing that flaccid round my head like a lasso
#629
<Raziel> suddenly penis pain <garne> you fap too much <Raziel> fapped too little <Raziel> that's what <Valacar> or aids <dat_eye_-> Valacar <dat_eye_-> Are you male?