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#398
<moop> Valacar: gonna watch versaiiles <moop> what do i need to expect <moop> Valacar: where them boobies are <moop> i see the boobies <moop> there are boobies <moop> out of boobies <moop> i require additional boobies <moop> i'm confused, it looks cool so far <Valacar> yea boobies are real in that <Valacar> but dear god the plot <Valacar> and the editing <Valacar> its like beyond fucked up <Valacar> and the writing <Valacar> its bad on every possible level <moop> eh <moop> ep1 wasn't that bad <moop> like <moop> it's ok <Valacar> yea ep1 wasn't that bad <Valacar> tho the telenovela vibe was stronk <moop> never seen telenovelas <moop> so idk <Valacar> but pay attention to that lucas barres guy and his sunglasses <Valacar> also music ques are quite interesting <moop> Valacar: didn't know there were sunglasses during that period <Valacar> oh wait what <Valacar> moop you are watching a different show <moop> versailles <Bad> lol????????????????????? <moop> isn't that what you're watching <Bad> moop are you actually that stupid <moop> maybe <Bad> I can't fathom that you are serious <Bad> this is a joke <Bad> you're not this dumb right? <Bad> moop: the show is Marseille <moop> oh i see my confusion <Valacar> :DDDDDDDD <Bad> ... <Bad> I'll just go to bed before I type something really hurtful <Bad> good night <moop> lets see this marseille <gojira> lmao <moop> if you think about it both are french dramas about politics <moop> with nice boobies
#801
<Bad> Aurélie is ultra mad at me <Bad> Apparently she went to bed around 3am <Bad> I was in the middle of the bed so she tried to push me to the side <Bad> And then apparently as I was being pushed I let out the longest loudest and smelliest fart she'd ever heard in her life <Bad> And she had to open the windows and leave the bedroom for 10 minutes <Bad> Now she's mad
#775
<ad13> I once asked a drunk edinburgh compsci student if she wanted to make my buffer overflow
#71
<Psycho_Holiday> http://www.techradar.com/reviews/audio-visual/hi-fi-and-audio/headphones/sennheiser-hd-518-954009/review <Psycho_Holiday> Against <Psycho_Holiday> No inline mic for iPhone users <Psycho_Holiday> Not great with low bit rate MP3s
#34
<Naypam> I'd fuck raziel if I had to <Naypam> he looks okay
#522
#827
<moop> imagine gay porn but with burritos instead of dicks <Raziel> erm <moop> ikr <moop> what was i thinking sharing that <moop> in my defense i was browsing /r/gay_irl <Raziel> as you do <Valacar> why tho <moop> i was in the bathroom
#43
<Naypam> have had multiple relationships of VARYING degrees of severity! <Naypam> virgin deaths, 2 year relationship, gay <Naypam> EVERYTHING <Naypam> I HAVE DONE EVERYTHING <Naypam> and only 22 <BadFurDay> gay <BadFurDay> wat <Naypam> I done a bit of gay
#171
<Naypam> you could replace tips <Naypam> with an imaginary number at the end of your payment <Naypam> so like if the waitress was really good <Naypam> oh hey <Naypam> the bill is 40.23? <Naypam> have 40.23.9 <Naypam> but they actually only get 40.23 <Naypam> and a feeling of satisfaction
#137
<Naypam> I wish they'd tax sugar <Naypam> I fucking wish <Naypam> and have a minimum legal age like cigarettes <Naypam> it's utterly ludicrous getting everybody fed and hooked on sugar <Naypam> then fat and dying <Naypam> and costing money because of health bills <Naypam> with no extra tax to cover that like there is with alcohol and tobacco * Naypam rage <Naypam> any time you bring up "tax sugar" fat fucks cry about opression <Naypam> "I need freedom to be fat, don't stop me" <Naypam> fuc you <Naypam> cunts <Naypam> good example, Laiz shouldn't be allowed to buy food <Naypam> should only be given salad <Laiz> wtf fuck <Naypam> you should have to carry a BMI sticker around <Naypam> and if it's > 25 you don't get sugar <Naypam> only salad <Naypam> salad and water <lovely> ... <Naypam> anyway I'm-a move to spain where nobody can afford food