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#180
<kage> i'm waiting for the first korean to call himself PokeMon <kage> or SailorMoon <kage> or something <BadFurDay> What if someone decided to use a shitty nick nobody can pronounce that sounds like a failed attempt at being edgy? <BadFurDay> Azgatoth. <Naypam> rofl <BadFurDay> Now THAT would be a terrible nick. <BadFurDay> Naypam: btw, redditeu tournament is in 1h <BadFurDay> Hope you got warned <kage> >BadFurDay, <kage> but what if someone decided to actually pronounce his fucking nick wrong <kage> and have everyone confused <kage> why not spell it Razeel <BadFurDay> But it's pronounced Naziel, I don't understand. <kage> we could have a tourney without Raziel <kage> and we'd all be like <kage> surprise motherfucker <kage> when he got home <BadFurDay> rofl <BadFurDay> but we have to host it so that it starts 10 mins after he arrives home <BadFurDay> And tell him we warned him weeks in advance <kage> maybe we could get TotalBiscuit to cast <kage> if we sucked his cock hard enough <Naypam> BadFurDay | Naypam: btw, redditeu tournament is in 1h <Naypam> omfg <Naypam> brb going home, installing windows <Naypam> wtf raziel <Naypam> no warning
#788
<moop> wait is diarrhea medicine causes diarrhea or stops diarrhea
#27
<Naypam> I was at this party when I was 17 <Naypam> and my friend's parents were gone <Naypam> and they had this marble egg <Naypam> size of an egg <lively> oh god <Naypam> so one guy <Naypam> puts the egg in a condom <nonpc> oh god <Naypam> puts it in his ass <Naypam> then pulls it out <Naypam> and starts chasing people with it <Naypam> was so funny <lively> WHAT <nonpc> wat <Naypam> him standing on the table <Naypam> middle of the room <Naypam> trousers round knees <Naypam> with egg up his ass <Naypam> it was fucking terrifying <Naypam> he chased us around the village <Naypam> party with 20 people <Naypam> all running thhrough the streets <Naypam> with a guy with a shit covered egg in a condom chasing us <Naypam> scariest day of my life
#359
<how-hiGh> tfw caught own reflection in laptop screen and it ruined your day
#805
<Valacar> hmh <Valacar> all masters thesises (?) here are by default public <Valacar> whats the plural form of thesis <gojira> papers <gojira> theses <Valacar> theses <moop> Valacar: plural of thesis is these <moop> these nuts
#147
<Raziel> well if I was making a website from scratch I would use drupal or something
#502
<Bad> I was doing all this sports shit right <Bad> Rollerblading used to be seen as not gay back in the day so there were always groupie-ish girls <Bad> And this one once told me my parents are gone tonight I'll be bored wanna come over :))))) <Bad> I said no I have to practice for next week's race and I'll need sleep <Bad> Took me like 5 years to have a random flashback memory to this scene <Bad> That made me cringe so hard I had to stop walking and start talking out loud to myself <Bad> I think everyone who's been social in their teens went through such an experience <Bad> With or without remembering it <Raziel> thank god I wasn't social [sometime later] <Raziel> https://www.twitch.tv/shadder2k placements about to happen <Raziel> this was massively entertainign last time he did it <moop> eh i'll watch <Raziel> wanna mumble while we watch moop? <moop> Raziel: nah but ty <gojira> Bad: ^ <gojira> moop just didnt realized )
#32
<Naypam> like <Naypam> if you're in a friend's bed <Naypam> no porn to masturbate to <Naypam> make your own
#38
<kage> i'd honestly just have a rib removed so i could suck my own cock, if my hands stopped working
#818
<Valacar> heil hitler