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#354
<how-hiGh> she came to my house to netflix&chill <how-hiGh> and said that she is on her period <Naypam> lol'd <how-hiGh> and I didnt force her to suck my cawk <how-hiGh> we just made out and hugged, my penis was so hard that it hurt <Bad> Vaginal intercourse during period is fine <Bad> Just sayin <how-hiGh> it was so awkward to just lay there and dont know what to do <how-hiGh> so I turned actual movie <how-hiGh> was pretty beta for me not to force suck cawk <moop> fucking jesus man <how-hiGh> I told her that true pirates aren't afraid of red sea <Bad> LOL <how-hiGh> but she didnt understand
#188
<kage__> i played a horrible game of ZvP <kage__> where i busted this really bad gold protoss <kage__> on us <kage__> i am not one to bm <kage__> but this guy was bad <kage__> so i just said <kage__> how bad can you be? <kage__> and he said <kage__> do you like dick? <kage__> and i'm like <kage__> yes <kage__> and he quit <kage__> fucking homophobe
#852
<how-hiGh> Bad <how-hiGh> if there was no such thing as SEX, would you even speak to women? <Raziel> Lol <Bad> how-hiGh: why the fuck would I speak to a woman if I'm not trying to touch her boobs <Raziel> This is such a stupid hypothetical question <Bad> Nah more seriously, my closest friends are like 50% men 50% women <Bad> And the good women friends I don't have or try to have sex with :) <how-hiGh> most of women are not funny <how-hiGh> or smart <Raziel> If there was no such thing as sex humanity would not exist <Bad> Most of men are not funny or smart either tbh <how-hiGh> Raziel do not overthink it <Raziel> Same applies to men <Raziel> LOL <how-hiGh> am I smarter/funnier than average woman? srs <Bad> Bro how-hiGh, if there was no such thing as SEX, Raziel's life would be exactly the same, he's not overthinking it
#403
<Bad> Naypam my penis is glued to my body it can't even breathe
#298
<Bad> I just had the worst adventurer ever. space I woke up with the need to shit and I was asleep seized so after shitting I wiped my ass with my sleeping boxer briefs now it's 1 a.m. and I'm busy washing shit away from my underwear also text to speech to text seems to be working well
#328
<Bad> Maybe wait for Raziel's advice <Bad> He's expert on women <how-hiGh> he is always quiet when we are discussing sex and relationships lol <how-hiGh> I'm even afraid to mock him for this because it seems like a serious psychological issue for him <Bad> It is <Bad> Weird <how-hiGh> we're against internet bullying, remember? <Bad> You don't usually notice things like that about people <Bad> But it actually is true <Bad> No bullying, srs, etc <how-hiGh> I don't know for sure, but maybe his lack of success with women somehow related to the fact that his head looks like an egg with hair on top of it <how-hiGh> and it wasn't even THAT pun I prepared
#96
<wellborg> people just called me a retard on reddit <wellborg> and by people i mean some retard
#396
<gojira> nimbus <gojira> (other types of cloud) <gojira> i only know nimbus <Naypam> straterata <Naypam> or something <Naypam> stratera? <Naypam> idk <Raziel> and something that sounds like columbus but not quite <Raziel> why do they all end in -bus <Naypam> to distinguish them from planes
#610
<Raziel> fuck sleep <Raziel> ima play video games (next day) <Raziel> man <Raziel> that is the worst night's sleep I've had in a long time
#662
<Bad> >implying there is a too far regarding sex <Naypam> kinda true Bad but then there's things like mdma sex where you never cum <Bad> yeah drugs is the too far there