<Naypam> Can't play Dota with a hangover
<moop> i'd fuck Bad
<gojira> you'd fuck anything with a hole and a heartbeat and the second part is optional
<moop> that's what i said
<Raziel> My hand has a heart beat
<gojira> is this Raziel suggesting moop can fuck his hand?
<Bad> Raziel: please elaborate on your odd as fuck phrase
<gojira> yea
<gojira> wtf
< Naypam > the guy's scottish is too thick to understand
<dux0r> sometimes i lower my seat n pretend im a midget
<kage> sometimes nay lowers his seat and pretends to be of normal height.
<nonpc> *slowclap*
< BadFurDay> need a girl who can drive the wheel
< BadFurDay> hair allows for some proper grip
< BadFurDay> best if she has chest hair too, so she doesn't slide during sex
< BadFurDay> and a moustache so she doesn't fall away when kissed
<kage> dude, being nay would be so amusing
<kage> you'd do the craziest shit and you'd get a free pass from people
<kage> because you're fucking nay
<kage> like, if i were to start putting things in my ass people would be disgusted
<kage> whenever nay does it on webcam people cheer for more
<kage> that's how fun being nay is
<kage> !
<Naypam> I read about spooning in my mum's porno book (no pictures) when I was about 8yo
<Naypam> was in the bathroom
<BadFurDay> ROFL
<Naypam> was like "hmm I'll read this"
<Raziel> your mum's porno book
<Raziel> porno book (no pictures)
<BadFurDay> Raziel: his mum's porno book
<BadFurDay> no pictures
<Naypam> I would actually take her into my basement
<Naypam> and do bad things to her
<ad13> hmm you know
<ad13> I would postulate that a hard workout in the gym is better than sex
<ad13> Hear me out on this lads
<ad13> More tits, nicer tits, tits in motion
<ad13> Then, after you're done, there's no nagging or shit, just a blissful feeling
<Raziel> oh no
<Raziel> I forgot to buy butter
<moop> quick, notify the media
<moop> butter shortage localized entirely in your home
<moop> and nobody can see it
<Raziel> frying onions in olive oil just isn't the same
<moop> i thought olive oil isn't made for frying
<dux0r> Raziels idea of a better day is going home and coding an SC2 ranking algorythm plugin for WordPress