QDB

#29
<Naypam> let me get a rough estimate of my lifetime masturbations <Naypam> about 8200 times <Naypam> easily going to hit 10k faps like <Naypam> in the next year or two <Naypam> wonder if I'll hit 100k <Naypam> that would be quite hard <lively> you going to fap 4 times a day nay? <Naypam> no but average now is twice a day <Naypam> used to be 4-5 times a day <Naypam> morning and night, sometimes when I get home from work <BFD|Slave> Naypam: wanker <dux0r> 21900 faps <dux0r> at least <Naypam> rofl <Naypam> god damn that's way more than me <Naypam> even including the age difference <dux0r> 4*365*15 <Naypam> 4 <Naypam> FOUR <lively> 4 <Naypam> I only did 4-5 when I was a teenager <dux0r> i told u i was hardcore mother fuckers
#4
<zid> I am learning SVEEEDISH <Twipply> Ich bin Twipply. <zid> That's dutchermic <dux0r> uno momento porfavor senor <zid> that's missing its accents <dux0r> EY, UNO MOMENTO YO SENORO! PORFAVOREYYYY
#228
<Naypam> afk Garner 10/10 <Garner> sup <Naypam> > says pp <Garner> yeah was with postman <Naypam> > doesn't pause <Naypam> > I pause for Garner <Naypam> > says back <Naypam> > unpauses <Naypam> > goes afk
#586
<Bad> But then I'm not one to allow a finger <Intee> Normally the same. <Intee> Don't knock it till you've tried it Bad <Intee> But honestly, don't try it. <Intee> It's horrid
#432
<Naypam> oli would be here <Naypam> but y'know <Naypam> Raziel <Raziel> WAT <Raziel> you afraid of me stealing her you mean? <Naypam> what with your massive gay penis? <Naypam> she's both homophobic and nordophobic <Raziel> rofl <Raziel> I'd be ok with having a massive gay penis <Naypam> sounds pretty gay bro <Raziel> well yeah the word "gay" is in it <Raziel> of course it sounds gay <Garner> Mfw Raziel penis is gay <Garner> But not him <Garner> ???( <Raziel> my penis has a life of its own <Valacar> a life of a hermit?
#226
<Raziel> At least niggers don't have money so they can't pollute airports
#155
<Naypam> perl's a joke language that I use to joke in
#106
<Naypam> #reddit.dota2 pick your 5 best <Naypam> we'll fuck you <Trell> rofl <aL|Samo> I'll 1v5 you mothafuckas <dux0r> thats what your mom said
#603
<Raziel> wtf it's a 350 line C program <Raziel> I can work with this [.. 10 minutes later ..] <Raziel> god this code <Raziel> MIXED TABS AND SPACES <Raziel> incompetent linux swine bastards [.. 20 minutes later ..] <Raziel> oh god <Raziel> I regret looking at this
#34
<Naypam> I'd fuck raziel if I had to <Naypam> he looks okay