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#767
<moop> didn't you take english lessons? <how-hiGh> well i attended free english clubs that mormons ran back in the day <how-hiGh> lol <moop> ...mormons <how-hiGh> they asked us to hold each other hands and sing songs to praise the Lord
#164
<fabe> very odd my gf wants to watch champions league and knows all the teams/players <fabe> that was unexpected <dux0r> you have a gf? <dux0r> that is very odd indeed
#785
<Raziel> sigh <Raziel> mfw making a pull request to jenkins <Valacar> its not like you can get pregnant 0o <Valacar> #toptierkeks
#427
<Wan> Would you save cp under the name child_pr0n.tar.gz? <Naypam> I don't use gzip pls <Naypam> would be .xz <Wan> No, with you it's .tar.d
#173
<Juno> newkirk city <Juno> newkirk city <Juno> newkirk city <Juno> newkirk city <Juno> newkirk city <RazielTipBot> R> Juno just won R 0.004
#827
<moop> imagine gay porn but with burritos instead of dicks <Raziel> erm <moop> ikr <moop> what was i thinking sharing that <moop> in my defense i was browsing /r/gay_irl <Raziel> as you do <Valacar> why tho <moop> i was in the bathroom
#36
<lively> fuck this <lively> also <lively> i wrote <lively> proze i think its called [...] <lively> somtimes seoul, sometimes bali, sometimes amsterdam, sometimes high, drunk, sometimes party starting on monday, sometimes nothing. this is the life, and i know that this is the life, and i dont know how long itll last, but as long as it is, i enjoy it every day, sometimes crying, sometimes laughing, sometimes scared, sometimes sorrow, sometimes nothing at all. if its over tomorrow and nothing is left, then i can say i have lived, and that ive forgotten more <lively> see <lively> when im on pills <lively> i can write <lively> like really well
#720
<rian> who wants to bed the nore will show up in a bit <rian> being all like 'omg i drank too much' <rian> ? <moop> pretty sure it'll happen <Raziel> wew <Raziel> sup <Raziel> hello? <moop> so how dead are you Raziel <moop> pls respond <Raziel> not at all <Raziel> only 3 beers [... the next day...] <Raziel> oh lawd <Raziel> I only had 3 beers but due to no real dinner yesterday I feel hungover anyway
#682
<moop> wtf lol <moop> if (item1 == 0) do_something() <moop> item1 is not 0 <moop> yet the code goes into do_something() anyways <moop> wtf ??? <gojira> what are you doing moop <moop> working <gojira> and you are asking us how to compare values in languyages <gojira> ? <Raziel> Var dump item1 <moop> like am i retarded <moop> can't be <gojira> well <gojira> it's either going to be 'item1 is actually 0' <moop> i am retarded but like wtf i can't see it <gojira> or you don't actually have that code <moop> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/7cqZSvwv/ <moop> is the debugger retarded <moop> no i am retarded <moop> wtf <gojira> ... <Raziel> Do you even know what the logical or does <gojira> i don't think so <Bad> lmao <gojira> probably thinks its used to make it pretty? <Bad> this is hilarious <Bad> next level fail <moop> oh fuck <moop> yeah i am retarded
#78
<ad13> I love that feeling of realising "urgh, this is going to hurt like fuck", then it gets over the threshold and you're just like me gusta <BadFurDay> I don't. <nonpc> Yeah <nonpc> I LOVE pooping <nonpc> Like <nonpc> that stretching stretchy stretch <nonpc> oh yeah