<Naypalm> I've had gay things in my ass too just didn't enjoy it!
<ad13> my belly button is sore when i pull it
<ad13> :(
<Bad> ... pull it
<ad13> like, put my finger in the hole, and move it around
<Bad> uhm
<ad13> gently like
<Bad> ok
<ad13> nothing crazy
<BadFurDay> do you like shit Naypalm
<BadFurDay> do you like
<BadFurDay> turd play
<BadFurDay> Don't lie to me
<Naypalm> BadFurDay doesn't bother me
<BadFurDay> what
<Naypalm> don't give a fuck
<BadFurDay> no this is not a good answer
<BadFurDay> it repulses you
<BadFurDay> no
<BadFurDay> no you don't
<BadFurDay> god
<BadFurDay> why do I still ask you questions
<Naypalm> I'm so desperate right now I'd fuck an animal
* Naypalm runs to farm
<BadFurDay> shit is foul
<nonpc> BadFurDay, why does that girl not interact with me :(
<BadFurDay> nonpc: you don't eat your own cum
<nonpc> oh
<Naypalm> I have :D
* Naypalm nom nom
<dux0r> feces and semen hour on #redditeu
<dux0r> just like clockwork
<Fogge> Last Christmas we gave the norwegian dude in our master's class a pound of butter to bring home over christmas
<Fogge> Kid almost started crying
<FredG> I'm like a pig at work
<FredG> with crisps chocolate and coca cola
<moop> in before fat
<moop> FredG: is everything free tho?
<FredG> yes
<Raziel> that's disgusting FredG
<Raziel> get free water and fruit instead
<FredG> no such thing Raziel
<FredG> besides im 1kg
<FredG> why should I care
<Raziel> then ask for it!
<Raziel> you should care because sugary food is bad for your focus and concentration long term
<FredG> oh
<FredG> ok ill call it
<FredG> or whatever
<FredG> dunno anyone except them
<Raziel> rofl
[ the next day ... ]
<FredG> are you assassin
<FredG> symaskin
<Raziel> SYMASKIN
<FredG> symaskinen
<FredG> FUXK
<FredG> sysadmin
<Raziel> FredG are you a symaskin?
<FredG> no
<FredG> I call IT för that
<FredG> even called for fruits...
<FredG> he was mad
<Raziel> rofl
<Raziel> I didn't think you were serious
<Raziel> hahaha
<FredG> :D
<Raziel> actually lol'd
<moop> FredG: how did that talk even go?
<moop> "hello IT i need fruits"
<FredG> no
<moop> "hi, i have a problem. there are no fruits"
<FredG> he said hi that's Adrian from IT, how can I help you fred
<FredG> I said where do I find fruits
<FredG> he said just go to the 2nd floor in the canteen
<FredG> then was like
<FredG> IS THAT ALL
<FredG> I said yes, he hung up
<FredG> was mad
<moop> Bad: so did you meet Raziel? did he arrive?
<Wan> nah he's still stuck in belgium
<moop> dang
<moop> poor belgium
<Wan> are you implying that having Raziel in one's country is a setback for said country?
<moop> oh, belgium is a country?
<moop> i thought it was a blokes name
<Naypam> dota too hard
<Bad> Oh. http://start-irc-bullying.eu/ [nsfw]
<Bad> Well.
<Raziel> ROFL
<Bad> That certainly is a website.
<Bad> sup Raziel
<Bad> translate ty
<moop> ty = thank you
<garne> Work time
<garne> Wait fuck
<garne> Home time
<garne> Fuck work
<Raziel> oh no
<Raziel> I forgot to buy butter
<moop> quick, notify the media
<moop> butter shortage localized entirely in your home
<moop> and nobody can see it
<Raziel> frying onions in olive oil just isn't the same
<moop> i thought olive oil isn't made for frying