<how-hiGh> just trimmed my nipples
<Raziel> do you know what's happening to your eyes as it's getting better again?
<Raziel> like are parts of the eyeball healing or what
<moop> yeah exactly
<moop> lazors cut everything out so it takes time to revive
<moop> like, everything between the lazor and the part it needs to fix
<Raziel> cool that it heals by itself
<Bad> >heals by itself
<Bad> lol Raziel
<Bad> You really think that's how it works
<Bad> Read up on judaism
<moop> you joke but there are techniques on how to regrow your foreskin
<moop> it's like stretching your earlobes but instead you do that with the penis flesh
<Bad`> this is on /r/all as « foodporn » https://i.imgur.com/EdO7v0V.jpg
[ 3 hours later ... ]
<how-hiGh> Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal
<how-hiGh> and I'm being one hundred percent serious.
<moop> how-hiGh: what are you on about
<how-hiGh> Sorry we dont cook shit that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious
<how-hiGh> gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously..
<how-hiGh> dont eever potst your fuking families poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.
<moop> fuck qdb
<moop> rewatching a designated survivor scene for the third time because i was too busy reading qdb
<moop> and rofling
<Happy0> > Be me, visiting Naypalm's flat for the first time
<Happy0> > Enter the RedditEU gaming lounge
<Happy0> > goodtimes.jpg
<Happy0> > Open my mouth to say 'yoyoyo' and inquire to as the state of the dealio
<Happy0> > Trip over the famous cum stain on the carpet
<Happy0> > Fall, face first, onto a syringe
<Happy0> > Scramble to get up.. Syringes catching on to me everywhere as I flail around
<Happy0> > Like I'm in a cactus farm
<Happy0> > Find myself in Naypam's bedroom. Blood on the walls, the sheets, everywhere.
<Happy0> > Naypam in a k-hole in the corner, shoe on his head, vacant expression
<Happy0> > Scream
<Happy0> > Run into the money vault
<Happy0> help me end this story, guys =[
<Happy0> i'm not sure where to take it!
<how-hiGh> Bad when you'll choose girl to impregnate. Before doing that invite her dad to sauna and check his dick size. If he got a small penis you wouldnt want to spread bad genes, right
<how-hiGh> think several moves ahead like Raziel does in chess
<lively> i like ball licking
<how-hiGh> how come I don't know your penises size so far?
<Raziel> sigh
<Raziel> mfw making a pull request to jenkins
<Valacar> its not like you can get pregnant 0o
<Valacar> #toptierkeks
<Raziel> https://wiki.php.net/rfc/phpdbg
<Raziel> it's happening
<kage> by this point no php developer actually knows how to use a debugger in the first place
<kage> raziel
<Raziel> haha
<kage> "that looks hard, why can't i just var_dump? i've always var_dumped and it's been fine"
<Raziel> I think you're right for 95% of users
<kage> exactly
<kage> ask Bad if he knows what a debugger even is
<kage> last time he's touched one, his father put a can of RAID in his hands and asked him to spray it in his room