<Naypalm> oh oh oh
<Naypalm> remember that story about the girl I didn't rape?
<Naypalm> turns out she's notorious in aberdeen as a fucking psyco
<Naypalm> (y)
<Garner_> wat
<Naypalm> yeah
<Naypalm> name's chloe
<Raziel> .....
<Raziel> there aren't that many girls you haven't raped since you expect us to remember her, I take it
<Naypalm> just one that I didn't rape!
<Naypalm> wait
<Naypalm> no
<Garner_> o_o
<Naypalm> yeah
<dux0r> Milk contains water
<nonpc> no?
<how-hiGh> Bad
<how-hiGh> if there was no such thing as SEX, would you even speak to women?
<Raziel> Lol
<Bad> how-hiGh: why the fuck would I speak to a woman if I'm not trying to touch her boobs
<Raziel> This is such a stupid hypothetical question
<Bad> Nah more seriously, my closest friends are like 50% men 50% women
<Bad> And the good women friends I don't have or try to have sex with :)
<how-hiGh> most of women are not funny
<how-hiGh> or smart
<Raziel> If there was no such thing as sex humanity would not exist
<Bad> Most of men are not funny or smart either tbh
<how-hiGh> Raziel do not overthink it
<Raziel> Same applies to men
<Raziel> LOL
<how-hiGh> am I smarter/funnier than average woman? srs
<Bad> Bro how-hiGh, if there was no such thing as SEX, Raziel's life would be exactly the same, he's not overthinking it
<Naypam> I wish they'd tax sugar
<Naypam> I fucking wish
<Naypam> and have a minimum legal age like cigarettes
<Naypam> it's utterly ludicrous getting everybody fed and hooked on sugar
<Naypam> then fat and dying
<Naypam> and costing money because of health bills
<Naypam> with no extra tax to cover that like there is with alcohol and tobacco
* Naypam rage
<Naypam> any time you bring up "tax sugar" fat fucks cry about opression
<Naypam> "I need freedom to be fat, don't stop me"
<Naypam> fuc you
<Naypam> cunts
<Naypam> good example, Laiz shouldn't be allowed to buy food
<Naypam> should only be given salad
<Laiz> wtf fuck
<Naypam> you should have to carry a BMI sticker around
<Naypam> and if it's > 25 you don't get sugar
<Naypam> only salad
<Naypam> salad and water
<lovely> ...
<Naypam> anyway I'm-a move to spain where nobody can afford food
<Naypam> I haven't tasted anybody else's cum
<Naypam> weird
<Naypam> that's the kind of thing I'd like to have said I'd done
<Naypam> oh well
<Naypam> LIFE SUCKS
<Naypam> have made a guy cum tho
* Naypam master of pleasure
<Raziel> you got something against the gay?
<Raziel> clearly not since you're playing urt with frenchies
<Naypam> terraform show | grep SSH -B8
<Naypam> lul -B8
<Naypam> bate
<Naypam> masturbate
<Naypam> also I meant -A
<Naypam> fucking always mix up -A and -B
<Naypam> never -C tho
<gojira> devops
<Raziel> how do you mix those up
<Raziel> A for after
<Raziel> B for before
<Raziel> ??????
<gojira> after 8?
<Naypam> my mind went A comes before B so A shows prior lines
<moop> alias A='B' imo
<Naypam> not this retarded "A for After" bullshit like wtf
<Naypam> who remembers this
<Naypam> C for "before and after" amirite
<Naypam> C for combined (ambiguous, see -A/B)
<gojira> the fuck are you on about
<Naypam> you know what
<Naypam> fuck you
<Naypam> suck my dick
<Raziel> personally I'm a pedophile in the meaning of being afraid of walking
<nonpc> Laiz, could you shut the fuck up. No one gives a shit, you never say anything that's remotely useful. You're clearly a waste of the bytes you transfer to/from the internet.
<Naypam> apparently anal beads cool too
<Naypam> not tried though
<Naypam> also prostate stimulation :OOOOOOOO
<Naypam> gosu
<BFD|Slave> didn't need to know any of this
<BFD|Slave> at all
<Naypam> have your girl stick her index finger up your ass
<Naypam> and tickle your prostate
<Naypam> OSNETUHSONTEHU
<lively> lol
<Naypam> you'll die
<Naypam> just clean with an anal douche first
<BFD|Slave> no
<Naypam> your loss bro
<Naypam> your los
<Naypam> I don't give a fuck if you french l'retards aren't open sexually enough
[...] A bit later
<Naypam> do it your fucking self
<Naypam> buy a vibrating anal stimulator
<Naypam> they're cool
<BFD|Slave> why the fuck would I need
<BFD|Slave> new stimulations
<BFD|Slave> I let the faggots like you finger their assholes
<Naypam> you can cum without actually being hard
<Naypam> is so weird
<BFD|Slave> what the fuck are you
<BFD|Slave> what the fuck are you Naypam
<maccan> ANAL
<lively> 14:04 < BFD|Slave> I let the faggots like you finger their assholes
<zid> I always wondered why gay guys don't get hard while meatspinning
<zid> explain nay
<Naypam> dunno what to explain zid
<Naypam> nobody's really gay? zid
<Naypam> they actually are unattracted to each other