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#218
<Bad> omg it's a sign <Bad> Phone call by a woman I want to get it on with <Bad> Confirm we can see tomorrow <Bad> I hang up my phone <Bad> Battery says 69% <Bad> IT'S A SIGN <Garner> ... <Raziel> ... <Garner> #redditeu
#494
<moop> so Bad why don't french have a word for enterpreneur <Bad> We don't have such a thing because we are not as good as americans <Bad> We can't create only imitate <moop> like that matrix quote, "imitate this" <moop> or something <Bad> yeah <Bad> you can each take one pill, be it the blue one you will experience reality, be it the green one you will go into space <Bad> my favorite part of the matrix <moop> don't you go into 420valhalla if you toke the green pill tho <Bad> no that's after the scene where Morphoses fucks Leia but she's his aunt (...one hour later) <ad13> wtf <ad13> isn't it red pill
#367
<gojira> I can't breathe this is too funny. <gojira> Someone I know. At her teambuilding excercise. <gojira> Had to do on interpretive dance. <gojira> Not alone but with her team. <Naypam> that isn't teambuilding <Naypam> that is hummiliation? <gojira> And they all had to dance to pretend to be parts of their infrastructure. <gojira> Nojoke. <Naypam> how <gojira> She was the NFS. <gojira> lmao
#379
<Garner> mfw i now have a huge whiteboard at home <Bad> knowing you it's probably a brownboard but you insist it's white
#493
<Naypam> tfw my keyboard's almost age of consent <Raziel> I just attack pencils to my fingers before typing
#42
<Naypam> hey zid you little fucker you owe me money for escorting you!
#114
<zid> yo Raziel <zid> can I ask you something? <Raziel> yes <zid> doto? <Raziel> omg
#133
<Naypam> BFD|Slave. <Naypam> was your ex... <Naypam> a bee? <Naypam> are you a bee BFD|Slave? <BFD|Slave> POSSIBLY <BFD|Slave> You'll never know Naypam <BFD|Slave> Unless you come visit <BFD|Slave> Or I come visit <Naypam> :D <Naypam> fly on over baby <Naypam> watch out for the snow <BFD|Slave> Bees can't cross the channel you dipshit <BFD|Slave> And they hibernate <BFD|Slave> omg <BFD|Slave> how am I meant to <BFD|Slave> you fucking clueless faggot <nonpc> the fck <nonpc> is going on <Naypam> of course they can cross the channel <Naypam> else how did they get to scotland? <Naypam> by boat? <Naypam> did they make a little bee boat? <Naypam> a bee longship? <Naypam> GET A GRIP YOU IDIOT
#522
#779
<Intee> She [Intee's girlfriend] is dirty talking about Bad... I shit you not... Laying on my bed, getting naked saying, "If he had ladders that lead to books I'd climb him, oh I'd climb him" Fucking QUOTE.