<Raziel> morning
<Bad> fuck off and die Raziel
<Bad> nobody talks during those mornings
<Bad> those where you wake up with a poo emergency
<Bad> which leaves no time for a shower
<Bad> I feel so dirty
<Bad> I want to die
<Bad> Walking after 30m running on a treadmill
<Bad> Walked into a wall
<Bad> Hurt my dick
<Bad> Sigh
Scots 'Sheldon Cooper' admits dealing drugs for bitcoin after FBI sting
Compared by law enforcement sources to the scientific genius Sheldon Cooper of hit US comedy The Big Bang Theory, Naypam had some of the most sophisticated computer systems ever seen by Scottish police. They included customised keyboard with no markings.
A file called druggers.txt with details of 23 names and addresses was discovered on his computer equipment. Four persons named on the list admitted purchasing Diazepam from Naypam using the website.
<ad13> I once asked a drunk edinburgh compsci student if she wanted to make my buffer overflow
<how-hiGh> hello guys
<Q> [how-hiGh] has earned the achievement [Self Obsessed]!
<Bad> what
<Bad> the
<Bad> fuck
<+Raziel> seriously antiviruses have more security holes than actual viruses
<Raziel> fuck
<Raziel> burnt the bread
<Raziel> :(
<moop> git commit -m "learned to cook stuff :D"
<Raziel> git reset --hard HEAD^
<Raziel> if only you could do that on bread
<Ensiferous> for the past 3 days I've wanted to refine my pvz build... still haven't gotten dressed.
<Naypam> I read about spooning in my mum's porno book (no pictures) when I was about 8yo
<Naypam> was in the bathroom
<BadFurDay> ROFL
<Naypam> was like "hmm I'll read this"
<Raziel> your mum's porno book
<Raziel> porno book (no pictures)
<BadFurDay> Raziel: his mum's porno book
<BadFurDay> no pictures
<Naypam> I would actually take her into my basement
<Naypam> and do bad things to her
<midnightoil> fuck u they cant even pickpocket
<kage> bro
<kage> i'll have you know i can pickpocket the best
<kage> i pickpocket so best, i stole your mum's virginity