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#101
<Raziel> zid: razer abyssus, cheap and really fucking good <Vequeth> so is your mum
#30
<Naypam> but I've actually like videoed myself <Naypam> masturbating <Naypam> then masturbated to myself masturbating
#361
<Naypam> interesting <Naypam> if you don't have +x on the directory the returned error seems to be that cd isn't a command <Raziel> lol? <Naypam> try this <Raziel> bash: cd: foo: Permission denied <Naypam> sudo mkdir aoeu && sudo chmod 700 aoeu && sudo cd aoeu <Raziel> sudo cd aoeu <Raziel> really? <Naypam> TRY IT
#722
<Bad> The wild ancestor of the donkey is the African wild ass <Bad> Asses were first domesticated around 3000 BC <Bad> Seriously english did you need to call donkeys asses <Bad> The Muscat or Yemen ass was developed in Arabia. Greeks spread both of these
#23
<BFD|Slave> So nonpc <BFD|Slave> What do you think about anal stimulation? <BFD|Slave> Inserting items into your own ass for sexual enjoyment? <nonpc> well. <nonpc> not my thing, as of now. <nonpc> whatever makes you feel good, I suppose. <lively> i like the as of now <lively> keeping his faggot side open
#27
<Naypam> I was at this party when I was 17 <Naypam> and my friend's parents were gone <Naypam> and they had this marble egg <Naypam> size of an egg <lively> oh god <Naypam> so one guy <Naypam> puts the egg in a condom <nonpc> oh god <Naypam> puts it in his ass <Naypam> then pulls it out <Naypam> and starts chasing people with it <Naypam> was so funny <lively> WHAT <nonpc> wat <Naypam> him standing on the table <Naypam> middle of the room <Naypam> trousers round knees <Naypam> with egg up his ass <Naypam> it was fucking terrifying <Naypam> he chased us around the village <Naypam> party with 20 people <Naypam> all running thhrough the streets <Naypam> with a guy with a shit covered egg in a condom chasing us <Naypam> scariest day of my life
#180
<kage> i'm waiting for the first korean to call himself PokeMon <kage> or SailorMoon <kage> or something <BadFurDay> What if someone decided to use a shitty nick nobody can pronounce that sounds like a failed attempt at being edgy? <BadFurDay> Azgatoth. <Naypam> rofl <BadFurDay> Now THAT would be a terrible nick. <BadFurDay> Naypam: btw, redditeu tournament is in 1h <BadFurDay> Hope you got warned <kage> >BadFurDay, <kage> but what if someone decided to actually pronounce his fucking nick wrong <kage> and have everyone confused <kage> why not spell it Razeel <BadFurDay> But it's pronounced Naziel, I don't understand. <kage> we could have a tourney without Raziel <kage> and we'd all be like <kage> surprise motherfucker <kage> when he got home <BadFurDay> rofl <BadFurDay> but we have to host it so that it starts 10 mins after he arrives home <BadFurDay> And tell him we warned him weeks in advance <kage> maybe we could get TotalBiscuit to cast <kage> if we sucked his cock hard enough <Naypam> BadFurDay | Naypam: btw, redditeu tournament is in 1h <Naypam> omfg <Naypam> brb going home, installing windows <Naypam> wtf raziel <Naypam> no warning
#63
* Marco__ has joined #redditeu <Marco__> hello world <Raziel> o_o <Juno> POLO <Marco__> i found you <Raziel> did you now <Raziel> and who would you be <Marco__> sure did <nonpc> Marco__, touch his private parts now
#420
<Bad> Honey nuts and cream fagots <Bad> That is actually what I prepared <Bad> Without noticing how wrong it sounds in engilsh
#250
<Raziel> REMIND ME AGAIN WHY I CAME BACK TO THIS SHITHOLE OF WISPY BEARDED POT SMOKING FAT FAGCUNT BITCOIN WORSHIPPERS WHO OBSESS OVER ME AND MAKE A SPORT OUT OF DRIVING ME INSANE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA