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#227
<Raziel> we're having a jolly chat about life then suddenly "they're coming top we need more gold coins on the tower and creep the minions moop go mid in 10 seconds we need to zone them out oh shit I'm dying oh wait I'm not oh shit I'm dying oh wait I'm not oh shit I'm dead" <Raziel> shut the fuck up omg
#211
<Garner> hmm make svXhVLnwF47UaqfAgYgJ <Garner> sense*
#94
<Naypalm> I paid for ccleaner
#845
<Trucy> What stuff? <Raziel> fredosan: why what <fredosan> <Raziel> fredosan: why what <fredosan> ???????? <Raziel> nvm <Raziel> 20:57 <fredosan> why easier <Raziel> thought you garner'd my nick <fredosan> <Trucy> I get the easier part of the deal <fredosan> <fredosan> why easier <Raziel> dude gimme a break I can't read more than 1 line at the time <Raziel> COKE ON
#115
<Raziel> I don't think nonpc understands col1 = col2 <nonpc> what <BadFurDay> or some grouping on count(*) > 1 <lovely> Which is why I explained it. <nonpc> ofc I do :| <nonpc> col1 = other row's col1 and col2 = other row's col2 <nonpc> not sure how it can be explained any more
#308
<how-hiGh> I want you to aware how to determine whether girl is slut or not basing on how many guys she had <how-hiGh> new formula <how-hiGh> scientifically proven <how-hiGh> anyone is interested or not? because it's kinda complex so I don't want to waste my time if no one wants to listen <Bad> yes <Bad> I want to know <moop> how-hiGh: go for it <how-hiGh> okay <Raziel> in this moment, I am awared <Bad> not because of a puny god's blessing, but because I am about to be enlightened by how-hiGh <how-hiGh> basically you have to sum length of all dicks girl she have, and if girl can jump from such height safely without getting injured she is not slut. For example average dick is like 15 cm, so if girl had only 3 men she would step off such height easily = not slut. But if she had 15 for example, this means 2.25 meters so she would sprain her ankle jumping from such height = slut
#465
<Naypam> tempted to put my exposed bellend in this cold san pelegrino to see if it feels nice <Naypam> 🤔
#306
<Bad> As Naypam started fondling my balls, I started touching his chin to finally discover what a beard feels like. Sadly, him sharing my stubble issue, all I was left with was elusive dreams of romance with Bad. <Bad> I pushed Naypam over on the bed, removed his shitty oversized trousers, and let his lil cock slide in my mouth. As per australian tradition, my finger made its way towards his anus. Strangely, he seemed to welcome it. <Bad> As the rowdiness of the act grew, I realized that my life would never be fulfilled until I got my hands on Bad, his legendary member being the only key that would ever unlock my road to pleasure. <Bad> I sighed, closed my eyes, thought as hard as I could of Dustin Browder, and came. <Bad> To be continued once I replenish my creativity reserves by writing more Laravel code.
#741
<__bot__> Quote pending approval! https://qdb.lutro.me/738 <__bot__> Quote pending approval! https://qdb.lutro.me/739 <__bot__> Quote pending approval! https://qdb.lutro.me/740 <mooper> sorry i kept fucking up
#603
<Raziel> wtf it's a 350 line C program <Raziel> I can work with this [.. 10 minutes later ..] <Raziel> god this code <Raziel> MIXED TABS AND SPACES <Raziel> incompetent linux swine bastards [.. 20 minutes later ..] <Raziel> oh god <Raziel> I regret looking at this