<moop> like before that i was fine being misogynistic neckbeard, but ever since they started holocaust denial its just not the same
<FredG> I'm like a pig at work
<FredG> with crisps chocolate and coca cola
<moop> in before fat
<moop> FredG: is everything free tho?
<FredG> yes
<Raziel> that's disgusting FredG
<Raziel> get free water and fruit instead
<FredG> no such thing Raziel
<FredG> besides im 1kg
<FredG> why should I care
<Raziel> then ask for it!
<Raziel> you should care because sugary food is bad for your focus and concentration long term
<FredG> oh
<FredG> ok ill call it
<FredG> or whatever
<FredG> dunno anyone except them
<Raziel> rofl
[ the next day ... ]
<FredG> are you assassin
<FredG> symaskin
<Raziel> SYMASKIN
<FredG> symaskinen
<FredG> FUXK
<FredG> sysadmin
<Raziel> FredG are you a symaskin?
<FredG> no
<FredG> I call IT för that
<FredG> even called for fruits...
<FredG> he was mad
<Raziel> rofl
<Raziel> I didn't think you were serious
<Raziel> hahaha
<FredG> :D
<Raziel> actually lol'd
<moop> FredG: how did that talk even go?
<moop> "hello IT i need fruits"
<FredG> no
<moop> "hi, i have a problem. there are no fruits"
<FredG> he said hi that's Adrian from IT, how can I help you fred
<FredG> I said where do I find fruits
<FredG> he said just go to the 2nd floor in the canteen
<FredG> then was like
<FredG> IS THAT ALL
<FredG> I said yes, he hung up
<FredG> was mad
<Raziel> Garner's time estimates are like windows progress bars
<how-hiGh> you never eaten ass? srs
<moop> srs
<how-hiGh> ever eaten ass or not moop?
<moop> never
<how-hiGh> lmao must be a virgin
<moop> lmoa
<how-hiGh> Bad` moop never licked girls anus lol @ him
<how-hiGh> moop you are missing out srs
<moop> srs
<how-hiGh> by nowadays standards to be a decent BF you have to lick anus
<Bad> happy0: I heard the first note of In Fiction and it gave me a boner. On the street. Not exaggerating or joking.
[ at 2:34 in the morning ... ]
<Wan> Hello
<Wan> I'm a dog
<Wan> I smell like shit
<Wan> I shit
<Wan> I eat shit
<Wan> That's all I do
<Wan> But look, I can learn stupid tricks like "sit", so you think I'm smart
<Wan> But deep down, I just wished I could eat more shit and stink more.
<Wan> Oh wait, I heard a noise, I'll now bark non fucking stop for the next 3 hours even if it's 2 AM
<Wan> But look, I can guard a house!
<Wan> ...not. If a bulgar comes, I'll litterally shit myself
<Wan> But hey, that means more shit for me to have!
<Wan> And I'll be sad when I'll se your mangled corpse, because I'll ask myself "Who'll feed me now?"
<Wan> Because I can't hunt for shit.
<Wan> Gotta go, I think I heard an other dog existing, afk losing my shit for the next hours,
<Wan> Dog
<moop> wait is diarrhea medicine causes diarrhea or stops diarrhea
<Bad> OMG THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN SINCE I SAW A MAN GIVE MOUTH TO MOUTH TO A DOG TO SAVE HIS LIFE AND ACTUALLY IT MIGHT BE EVEN BETTER LITERALLY WHERE CAN I BUY THIS RAZIEL I WOULD DRAG MY BALLS THROUGH GLASS IF I HAD TO IF IT MEANT I COULD OWN THIS GADGET
<Valacar> hmh
<Valacar> all masters thesises (?) here are by default public
<Valacar> whats the plural form of thesis
<gojira> papers
<gojira> theses
<Valacar> theses
<moop> Valacar: plural of thesis is these
<moop> these nuts
<Bad> ok story
<Bad> when I was a teen I went to a pharmacy and asked the pharmacist
<Bad> « [censored] size condoms please »
<Bad> he looked at me and told me
<Bad> uhm ok buddy, you just pick them up in the shop
<Bad> and ring them at the register
<Bad> I never went to that pharmacy again