<Wan> HOLY SHIT
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<Wan> qdb is now dank af
<Raziel> ermergerd
<Raziel> Erm
<Raziel> So
<Raziel> There's gotta be a first time for everything in life right
<Naypam> please Raziel
<Naypam> continue
<moop> oh boy Raziel
<moop> just had gay sex the poor lad
<Naypam> I know rite moop
<Naypam> glad our minds went to the same place
<Raziel> Including having an irresistible shit while you're biking home to your hotel
<moop> oh boy
<moop> that's no fun Raziel
<moop> what did you do
<Raziel> Like diarrhea level shit
<Naypam> I guess that riding the bike
<Naypam> would open your arse a bit
<moop> did you reach the hotel?
<Raziel> Yes I just finished showering
<Bad> Lmao Raziel you moron
<Raziel> Showering me and my clothes...
<Raziel> :-(
<moop> aw :(
<moop> but, like, were there casualties Raziel
<Raziel> I don't know
<moop> well now you have a story Raziel
<Raziel> I even went to the toilet before leaving
<moop> means you ate something bad
<Raziel> No shits were had then
<Raziel> At least i could move fast on a mostly empty bike road
<Raziel> And run up to my hotel room
<Raziel> This was a huge amount
<Raziel> Like
<Raziel> I don't even want to describe
<Raziel> Seafood + alcohol
<Raziel> Not good for me
<Raziel> But i swear i went on the toilet just before leaving!
<Raziel> I took every precaution :-(
<Naypam> rofl Raziel
<Naypam> poor
<ad13> hah, disaster
<Valacar> wait so this was Raziel's first time he shat outdoors?
<Raziel> I've shat outdoors before valacar
<Raziel> But usually i pull down my pants and squat first
<Valacar> oh wait you shat on the move?
<moop> ya Raziel
<moop> why didn't you stop the explosive diarrhea
<moop> just find a cork
<moop> ez
<moop> ok that's too mean
<moop> i'm sorry Raziel
<moop> cheer up, it's all over now
<Valacar> pls moop it's too late for moopsies
<ad13> haha, good show though
<Raziel> I was on the bike, suddenly shit, panicked, biked back to hotel as fast as I could, ran to my room and showered while taking my clothes off
<moop> poor bike
<Valacar> the critical question that begs for an answer is the volume of shit that got out
<Raziel> Did you expect me to measure the volume?
<ad13> well, feel free to use a freeform scale
<Raziel> My shirt got stained, that should tell you enough
<ad13> roflllllllllllllllll HOW? HOW???
<Valacar> so thats quite bad
<Raziel> I dunno man
<Raziel> Squeezed upwards by the bike seat?
<Wan> O shit waddup it's autistic season in Paris
<Wan> Err
<Wan> Touristic
<cheebs> my original idea was to make him a stalker
<cheebs> but protoss units are hard
<cheebs> they either look like gay men or robots
<cheebs> but robots that are hard to make out of cheap clay
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<Bad> OMG
<Bad> IEÉPOTMÉ2QOLÉV7Z2897P2vptui
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<nonpc> guys, wait
<nonpc> maybe a decent release of the new twilight is out
<nonpc> ah yeeee
<Bad> yo Raziel
<Bad> if you were trying to find where an alcoholic scot collapsed
<Bad> where would you look?
<+Raziel> erm
<+Raziel> anywhere in scotland?
<Bad> no
<Bad> behind bars
<Bad> it's funny because nay is going to jail
<Bad> anyway I gave nay a copy of microsoft outlook so he can write mails to us
<Bad> however
<Bad> it's a TRIAL version
<wellborg> i like big cocks and i cannot lie
<wellborg> butts
<wellborg> i mean butts
<Intergage`> I was a little gay for a bit.
<Bad> omg no
<Bad> new gmail has this thing on the left side
<Bad> if you click « more »
<Bad> you see your archived google chats
<Bad> There's conversations with my gf of 2006....
<Bad> cringe overload
<Bad> me: <3 :) :D :p ^_^
<Bad> Angela: stop your friggin smilies.P
<Bad> smh
<Bad> wtf I was such a poet
<Bad> me: there's a beautiful thing about sadness just like there's a beauty in happiness, as long as it's not sadness caused by an immovable event (a death, a breakup, etc.)