QDB

#293
<how-hiGh> rumoured that sperm has good nutritional value for muscle gains
#206
<Naypam> either way I'm ready to suck hard cock or swing that flaccid round my head like a lasso
#207
<Bad> do you know Raziel <Bad> why she couldn't fit a block of 5gb of shit up her ass? <Raziel> wat <Bad> it's obvious Raziel <Bad> because the ass was fat32
#513
<Wan> HOLY SHIT <Wan> Showing #1-50 out of 420 quotes <Wan> qdb is now dank af <Raziel> ermergerd
#184
<kage> i tried going commando for a while in highschool <kage> but my balls got too sweaty <kage> too often <BFD|Slave> :( <kage> :(
#97
<Juno> WHERES LGD.INT <Juno> THEY #1 <haiku> lost to DK yesterday <haiku> fucking DK <Raziel> where's LGD.string <Raziel> and LGD.bool <haiku> hurrrr <haiku> raziel, basically LGD has 2 teams, lgd international and lgd china. they're currently playing in the g-league tournament, which is an asian tournament <Raziel> I know <haiku> IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU TAKE AN INTEREST IN DOTO <Laiz> RAZIEL STREAMING DOTO <Laiz> RAZIEL STREAMING DOTO <Laiz> RAZIEL STREAMING DOTO <Laiz> RAZIEL STREAMING DOTO <haiku> RAZIEL DOESNT HAVE DOTO <haiku> T_T <Raziel> that's right <Laiz> I got extra ones! <Raziel> I'm no dotafag <Raziel> don't want <haiku> sent! <Raziel> rofl <Raziel> not accepting! <haiku> MY LAST INVITE RAZIEL <haiku> I GAVE IT TO YOU <haiku> BECAUSE I'M NICE LIKE THAT <haiku> and want to encourage your newfound interest <Laiz> sent <Raziel> facepalm [ later that day ] <haiku> raziel wanna play dota? <Raziel> no <haiku> kay maybe later then <nonpc> fuck thi <nonpc> s <Laiz> Raziel wanna play doto? <haiku> he said later <Raziel> never! <haiku> yo raziel just keep in mind laiz can't stay very late <Laiz> yeah <haiku> neways, just let us know when you're ready
#341
<Garner> mfw haven't fapped in two weeks <Garner> forgot
#376
<Wan> France emergency state is getting out of hand <Wan> Even white people have their bags checked
#384
<ad13> gojira is a french heavy metal band named after the japanese stem for godzilla <ad13> i just though he really liked JIRA
#39
<nonpc> if my penis is crooked upwards, it's good, ye? <Naypam> pretty normal nonpc <nonpc> but is good for g sport <nonpc> spot* <nonpc> right? <Naypam> most bend up a little bit <Naypam> if it is at a right angle you have a problem <nonpc> is like <nonpc> 90 <nonpc> degrees <Naypam> yeah that's a right angle <Naypam> _| <BadFurDay> wtf <BadFurDay> why am I reading about nonpc's dick <nonpc> it's like.. <nonpc> errr <Naypam> zid posted his yesterday <nonpc> lemme paint it <Naypam> :D <Naypam> yay painting <BadFurDay> fucking hell <Naypam> Raziel hates this though, beware nonpc <BadFurDay> this channel <BadFurDay> this place <BadFurDay> #fags <Naypam> he banned zid for posting a pic of his own penis <BadFurDay> fucking #fagseu <nonpc> |-| <nonpc> 8=====|_| <nonpc> like this <nonpc> penis <Naypam> wtf is that <BadFurDay> what the hell <BadFurDay> it looks like a crack pipe <nonpc> http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=Q9isnTKq <BadFurDay> with balls <nonpc> 90 degreess crooked <BadFurDay> a crack pipe with balls, nonpc <Naypam> what <BadFurDay> your penis exhales weed <Naypam> is tha <BadFurDay> Naypam: a crack pipe with balls in ascii format <Naypam> that's actually where you put the crack <Naypam> on the right <BadFurDay> yes <Naypam> the the 8 idk <BadFurDay> you use the balls to smoke <Naypam> random 8 <BadFurDay> you teabag yourself <BadFurDay> to smoke the crack <nonpc> so anyways <nonpc> how is your sundays guys?