<kage> PvZ just stupid
<kage> oh
<kage> i'll just make roach/infestor/bl
<kage> gg
<BadFurDay> kage: called it
<BadFurDay> [14:31] <kage> i'ma go play dota2
<BadFurDay> [14:31] <kage> and then some sc2
<BadFurDay> [14:32] <BadFurDay> k, so it's 16:31
<BadFurDay> [14:32] <BadFurDay> I'll check irc around 16:00
<BadFurDay> [14:32] <BadFurDay> to laugh at your balance whine and rage
<BadFurDay> [14:32] <BadFurDay> popcorn.gif
<BadFurDay> you're 15 minutes late though
<BadFurDay> but called it anyway :D
<Bad> wc3 story
<Bad> When I installed wc3 I couldn't believe how pretty it was
<Bad> Invited a friend over to see
<Bad> Cinematic starts
<Bad> Campaign mission where Jaina arrives
<Bad> HI MY NAME IS JAINA PROUDMORE
<Bad> Then the game gets stuck for some reason and it just loops
<Bad> JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE
<Bad> Shamed me
<Bad> Fuck wc3
<Naypam> oli would be here
<Naypam> but y'know
<Naypam> Raziel
<Raziel> WAT
<Raziel> you afraid of me stealing her you mean?
<Naypam> what with your massive gay penis?
<Naypam> she's both homophobic and nordophobic
<Raziel> rofl
<Raziel> I'd be ok with having a massive gay penis
<Naypam> sounds pretty gay bro
<Raziel> well yeah the word "gay" is in it
<Raziel> of course it sounds gay
<Garner> Mfw Raziel penis is gay
<Garner> But not him
<Garner> ???(
<Raziel> my penis has a life of its own
<Valacar> a life of a hermit?
<nonpc> I like spending my time and choosing condoms
<nonpc> it's like
<nonpc> building a computer or osmething
<nonpc> even more interesting
<Wan> Would you save cp under the name child_pr0n.tar.gz?
<Naypam> I don't use gzip pls
<Naypam> would be .xz
<Wan> No, with you it's .tar.d
<Raziel> Erm
<Raziel> So
<Raziel> There's gotta be a first time for everything in life right
<Naypam> please Raziel
<Naypam> continue
<moop> oh boy Raziel
<moop> just had gay sex the poor lad
<Naypam> I know rite moop
<Naypam> glad our minds went to the same place
<Raziel> Including having an irresistible shit while you're biking home to your hotel
<moop> oh boy
<moop> that's no fun Raziel
<moop> what did you do
<Raziel> Like diarrhea level shit
<Naypam> I guess that riding the bike
<Naypam> would open your arse a bit
<moop> did you reach the hotel?
<Raziel> Yes I just finished showering
<Bad> Lmao Raziel you moron
<Raziel> Showering me and my clothes...
<Raziel> :-(
<moop> aw :(
<moop> but, like, were there casualties Raziel
<Raziel> I don't know
<moop> well now you have a story Raziel
<Raziel> I even went to the toilet before leaving
<moop> means you ate something bad
<Raziel> No shits were had then
<Raziel> At least i could move fast on a mostly empty bike road
<Raziel> And run up to my hotel room
<Raziel> This was a huge amount
<Raziel> Like
<Raziel> I don't even want to describe
<Raziel> Seafood + alcohol
<Raziel> Not good for me
<Raziel> But i swear i went on the toilet just before leaving!
<Raziel> I took every precaution :-(
<Naypam> rofl Raziel
<Naypam> poor
<ad13> hah, disaster
<Valacar> wait so this was Raziel's first time he shat outdoors?
<Raziel> I've shat outdoors before valacar
<Raziel> But usually i pull down my pants and squat first
<Valacar> oh wait you shat on the move?
<moop> ya Raziel
<moop> why didn't you stop the explosive diarrhea
<moop> just find a cork
<moop> ez
<moop> ok that's too mean
<moop> i'm sorry Raziel
<moop> cheer up, it's all over now
<Valacar> pls moop it's too late for moopsies
<ad13> haha, good show though
<Raziel> I was on the bike, suddenly shit, panicked, biked back to hotel as fast as I could, ran to my room and showered while taking my clothes off
<moop> poor bike
<Valacar> the critical question that begs for an answer is the volume of shit that got out
<Raziel> Did you expect me to measure the volume?
<ad13> well, feel free to use a freeform scale
<Raziel> My shirt got stained, that should tell you enough
<ad13> roflllllllllllllllll HOW? HOW???
<Valacar> so thats quite bad
<Raziel> I dunno man
<Raziel> Squeezed upwards by the bike seat?
<moop> 11:13 <Bad> Reached 3+ years uptime on a Vista machine
<moop> this is a lie
<Bad> moop I have ThArGos as a witness :D
<Bad> He was trying to kill it any way he could
<moop> when windows loves to randomly restart itself because of updates
<Bad> I have updates disabled
<Bad> Always had
<moop> then you had viruses Bad
<Bad> I don't download or install retarded shit
<moop> >says doesn't download retarded shit
<moop> >downloaded all of under the dome
<Garner> i am having a Skype convo with my d
<Raziel> morning
<Bad> fuck off and die Raziel
<Bad> nobody talks during those mornings
<Bad> those where you wake up with a poo emergency
<Bad> which leaves no time for a shower
<Bad> I feel so dirty
<Bad> I want to die
<garne> i posted some pics and a video on fb, and tagged gf sister as gd doesnt use facebook. then a colleague says i thought your gf was ginger
<garne> i said "wat"
<garne> no comtext
<garne> i ask to elaborate
<garne> he says i saw your post and om the video she gave you blow kisses
<garne> i was cringing so much was like
<garne> why is he stalking me
<garne> writing it makes me cringe
<garne> anyway he leaving next week so is ok