* Raziel is nazi
<Raziel> teehee
<Bad> Raziel seriously it's simple
<Bad> you are norwegian
<Bad> you have money
<Bad> you can play guitar
<Bad> just go in the streets
<Bad> follow a woman
<Bad> if she looks good step in front of her
<Bad> and go
<Bad> anyway here's wonderwall
<Bad> guaranteed success
<Bad> gogogo
<gar> ye do it Raziel
<gar> or helicopter dick
<gar> 10/10 body language
<gar> psychologically girls want to grab
<gar> do it
<gar> in public
<gar> i guarantee someone will grab your dick
<Naypam> oh god
<Naypam> can't remember where it was
<Naypam> I was leaving someone's flat
<Naypam> sprayed my underarms with shoe polish
<Naypam> was absolute pain like wtf is in that god damn
<Ensiferous> for the past 3 days I've wanted to refine my pvz build... still haven't gotten dressed.
<garne> Work time
<garne> Wait fuck
<garne> Home time
<garne> Fuck work
<Raziel> I've ran into a thread of hilarious anime clips
<ad13> goodness
<ad13> just got a linked in message for a position in luxembourg; consulting for the software i used to work on
<ad13> job sounds shit but the recruiter is gorgeous
<haiku> SHUT THE FUCK UP NAYPAM NEXT TIME NO MORE FOOD
<Raziel> me and Garner were moop's two assholes
* BadFurDay has joined #redditeu
<BadFurDay> god damn
<BadFurDay> I need anger management courses
<BadFurDay> there was a trio of little fucks in the bus who were talking about skiddy shit
<BadFurDay> gloating about how they were pissing off their teachers by giving their homework in password protected tar.gz
<BadFurDay> gloating about how they could crack the passes of their school's computers in 20 seconds
<BadFurDay> and making plans about how they'd best piss off their teachers next
<BadFurDay> of note: "tar.gz is like, the best troll, because you can like, only open it on linux"
<BadFurDay> I exploded at the little fucks and put them back in place
<BadFurDay> they looked all ruined and mad
<BadFurDay> but then people in the bus got even madder
<BadFurDay> and asked me to step out
<BadFurDay> had to walk home ffs