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#50
<kage> another pvp another win <kage> this one was quite close though <kage> closer than i wanted <BadFurDay> sounds very gay * BadFurDay puts his dick closer to kage than he'd want to <Raziel> lol <Raziel> I'm imagining BadFurDay finding his compass, google maps, finding out which direction romania is, moving his chair slightly in that direction and sticking his crotch out <BadFurDay> Raziel: I know which direction romania is and I already did
#288
<Intergage`> so I think I got a little raped just before.. <Naypam> rofl <Naypam> hey Intergage`! <Raziel> raped? <Naypam> nice rape or not? <Raziel> u wot m7 <Naypam> m9* <Intergage`> Some married 19 year old said she would suck my dick if I let her put a finger up my ass. <Intergage`> I said ok. <Intergage`> She never stopped... <Intergage`> She just kept going....
#40
<Naypam> so right <Naypam> I was with dunkyp <Naypam> rumboald on chess.com <Naypam> at his flat warming <Naypam> I got really drunk <Naypam> like we played this card game <Naypam> and I filled a pint glass with 50/50 vodka <Naypam> after already drinking a 35cl to myself <Naypam> so I finished most of a 70cl of vodka MORE <Naypam> and then gotten dressed. <Naypam> went to the toilet <Naypam> took off ALL of my clothes <Naypam> and started masturbating apparently <Naypam> I don't really remember <Naypam> my friends had to break down the bathroom door <Naypam> and they found me naked masturbating <Happy0> lmao.. good god :|
#51
<nonpc> Raziel, you can buy me <nonpc> I will play games with you <lively> yeah raziel <nonpc> and I will be shit at them so <lively> you should buy a slave <nonpc> you feel good about yourself <Raziel> haha <lively> he can clean the house <lively> suck dicks <nonpc> yea <lively> etc <nonpc> easy <lively> and you don't have to buy a bidet <lively> since you'll have nonpc
#18
<Naypam> I was so desperate I masturbated to gay porn <Naypam> and it wasn't even that bad <Naypam> might do it again
#287
<ad13> fortunately i knew carrying the colon around was going to be a pain in the arse (it acts as a sail in this wind) so managed to refrain
#305
<garner> im dating the worst bread
#384
<ad13> gojira is a french heavy metal band named after the japanese stem for godzilla <ad13> i just though he really liked JIRA
#256
<dux0r> You know how in Half Life when Gordon Freeman get's to the lambda complex but he can't enter because it's too full of radioactive toxins everywhere <dux0r> That's like #redditeu <dux0r> You can't enter it because it's too full of homosexual social failure toxins
#362
<FredG> OOOIOH CHICKEN MY LITTLE ANGEL YOU GET A BIG STAR FÖR THAT BIG STAR AWWW CHICKEN BIG STAR