<garne> how can the game have multiple orgasms!?
<garne> should be long and slow
<moop> you don't add TRANSFORMERS in the title
<moop> and don't mention TRANSFORMERS
<moop> and pretend it's just a cute robot
<moop> like that robot that got hit by lightning and became alive
<moop> or the giant robot
<moop> or ET
<nonpc> Raziel, you can buy me
<nonpc> I will play games with you
<lively> yeah raziel
<nonpc> and I will be shit at them so
<lively> you should buy a slave
<nonpc> you feel good about yourself
<Raziel> haha
<lively> he can clean the house
<lively> suck dicks
<nonpc> yea
<lively> etc
<nonpc> easy
<lively> and you don't have to buy a bidet
<lively> since you'll have nonpc
<Steele> whats up?
<Steele> i would like to take this moment to thank Bad
<Steele> without whom i would never have realised how minor a form of autism i really had
<Naypam> so right
<Naypam> I was with dunkyp
<Naypam> rumboald on chess.com
<Naypam> at his flat warming
<Naypam> I got really drunk
<Naypam> like we played this card game
<Naypam> and I filled a pint glass with 50/50 vodka
<Naypam> after already drinking a 35cl to myself
<Naypam> so I finished most of a 70cl of vodka MORE
<Naypam> and then
gotten dressed.
<Naypam> went to the toilet
<Naypam> took off ALL of my clothes
<Naypam> and started masturbating apparently
<Naypam> I don't really remember
<Naypam> my friends had to break down the bathroom door
<Naypam> and they found me naked masturbating
<Happy0> lmao.. good god :|
<ad13> went an adventure, got carried away
<ad13> scottish border towns are beautiful
<ad13> also my bum hurts
<Bad> omg it's a sign
<Bad> Phone call by a woman I want to get it on with
<Bad> Confirm we can see tomorrow
<Bad> I hang up my phone
<Bad> Battery says 69%
<Bad> IT'S A SIGN
<Garner> ...
<Raziel> ...
<Garner> #redditeu
<Naypam> I just got naked
<Naypam> and
<Naypam> then tried to put my keys in my pocket
<Naypam> dropped them on the floor
<Naypam> :(
<Bad> Walking after 30m running on a treadmill
<Bad> Walked into a wall
<Bad> Hurt my dick
<Bad> Sigh
<how-hiGh> ad13: did they come together?
<ad13> did who come together?
<how-hiGh> your buttcheeks after last night
<ad13> wat
<how-hiGh> joke :-)