<Bad> So guys
<Bad> This is the second time now and I've only been with my girl for a year
<Bad> She does a lot of roleplaying in MMOs on her free time
<Bad> And like in every roleplaying, there's fictional relationships and stuff
<Bad> And for the second time in a year a guy thought it meant that she liked him irl
<Bad> And is like
<Bad> Dump your guy and be with me I'll treat you better
<Bad> He doesn't deserve you etc
<Bad> The whole nice guy attitude
<Bad> Got him banned by the whole french roleplaying community on that game
<Bad> It's fucking hilarious
<moop> so the girl is dumping you
<garne> wat
<garne> fictional relationships and stuff?
<garne> what am i reading
<Bad> Well yeah her character has a life right
<moop> ye garne like what you have with Raziel
<Bad> She's some baker in some desert town or w/e
<moop> fucking girl gamers amirite
<Bad> And her character sometimes has relationships with other characters in order to make her character evolve right
<Bad> There's no sex in their RP though, it's just like
<garne> so it's just the character having a relationship with another character
<Bad> Yes
<garne> and the guy thought it meant oh players should have a relationship too
<garne> lol
<Bad> The stories move organically on RP servers
<garne> fair enough, makes more sense now
<Bad> If two characters seem like a good fit they both say ok they should be together
<garne> funny
<Bad> But it's characters, right
<Bad> Yeah
<Raziel> you should get her to accept the daate
<Bad> First time it happened was like 6 months ago
<Raziel> but then you show up
<Bad> The guy got in full creep mode
<Bad> Tried multiple times to make the characters have sexual RP
<Bad> After a while she reported him and he got banned
<garne> eodl
<garne> rofl*
<Bad> Then he started telling her on skype that he wants to date her
<Bad> Even though he knew she was living with me
<Bad> Now this time
<garne> he knows a lot about her already
<Bad> The guy she treated like a friend
<Bad> So he knows some things about me and my relationship with her
<Bad> Since they had friendly conversations
<Bad> And he just went full crazy mode
<Bad> Listed reasons why she's unhappy with me
<moop> you have the list?
<Bad> And listed reasons why she'd be better off with him
<Bad> moop: well it happened ingame and I'm not gonna ask her to login again and see if there's logs or whatever, but off the top of my head it was the basic stuff
<Bad> Like he's just with you for sex I'll treat you like a real woman etc et
<Bad> He doesn't understand your true feelings etc
<Bad> Why are you with a boring guy when I'm so much better etc etc et
<Bad> The usual nice guy shit
<moop> tbh that would work on me
<Bad> He probably seriously believes it too
<moop> would dump bf for him
<Bad> rofl
<Wan> I can hear the fedora tipping
<Bad> Oh I forgot to mention, I think it's an important detail
<Bad> The first one, from 6 months ago
<Bad> He was married and had kids
<Wan> ROFL
<Bad> And offered to dump his wife for her
<Bad> That made it easy to ban him from the RP community
<Bad> They just had to say if you come back we talk to your wife
<Bad> :)
<Naypam> I'm going on stats! he's playing really well
<Naypam> lost to classic but meh
<Bad> Classic is godlike in PvP though
<Bad> As I told you
<Bad> And you didn't believe me
[ earlier that month ]
<Bad> Naypam: Classic ? - ? Stats (bo7)
<Bad> 2-4 imo
<Bad> Naypam: btw I'm actually rooting for Classic
<Bad> Even though Stats gon win
<Bad> Got hopes that Classic can upset
<Bad> Gogogo
<Naypam> I'm rooting for stats ofc
<haiku> did you lose nay?
<Garner> ofc he did, he's bronze
<Garner> just altered his monitor's contrast and now thinks he's gold
<Naypam> it's harder to cum through prostate stimulation!
<Naypam> why do I say these things :(
<Naypam> evil #redditeu making me say things I don't want to say
<kage__> thought about getting a webcam for you guys
<kage__> but then decided not to
<kage__> cause i play in my underwear
<happy0> ararararara~
<Raziel> lol
<Ensiferous> kage__: What brand?
<kage__> logitech
<kage__> ofc
<kage__> i only buy logitech peripherals
<kage__> their 1080p webcam
<Ensiferous> kage__: No what brand of underwear?
<fredosan> ROFL OUTSIDE OF IT
<fredosan> wait wrong window
<kage__> i played a horrible game of ZvP
<kage__> where i busted this really bad gold protoss
<kage__> on us
<kage__> i am not one to bm
<kage__> but this guy was bad
<kage__> so i just said
<kage__> how bad can you be?
<kage__> and he said
<kage__> do you like dick?
<kage__> and i'm like
<kage__> yes
<kage__> and he quit
<kage__> fucking homophobe
<Naypalm> I wish played terran
<moop_> terran is best with sandwitch
<Naypalm> I gave terran a blowjob yesterday
<Naypalm> had full gay sex with terran
<how-hiGh> http://i.imgur.com/nJ11fmk.png is it appropriate when applying for a job? srs
<Garner> lol
<Garner> how-hiGh is more retarded than i thought
<Raziel> ......
<how-hiGh> wtf
<how-hiGh> please respect srs tag
<how-hiGh> so it sounds dumb and I have to remove it?
<Garner> are you serious or just trolling because it's #redditeu?
<how-hiGh> serious
<how-hiGh> just tell if it look retarded
<how-hiGh> this is why I'm asking for opinions
<Garner> keep it, looks very professional
<how-hiGh> don't laugh me off
<Raziel> yeah I agree with Garner
<how-hiGh> it sounds like you want to fuck up my entire professional career?
<how-hiGh> damned phaggots
<Garner> > professional career
<how-hiGh> fuck you moron you are the worst kind of phaggot I ever encountered on the internet
<how-hiGh> just get the fuck out of this channel bro
<how-hiGh> and by bro I mean NEVER my bro
<how-hiGh> you phaggot
<Raziel> sigh
<Raziel> mfw making a pull request to jenkins
<Valacar> its not like you can get pregnant 0o
<Valacar> #toptierkeks