<Raziel> I'm no tits professional I'm just an amateur
<Naypam> I was reading that askreddit thread the other day
<Naypam> people had masturbated to inanimate objects :(
<Naypam> I've not done that :(
<Naypam> I feel left out
<Naypam> like a chair
<Naypam> or a desk
<Naypam> :'(
<kage> another pvp another win
<kage> this one was quite close though
<kage> closer than i wanted
<BadFurDay> sounds very gay
* BadFurDay puts his dick closer to kage than he'd want to
<Raziel> lol
<Raziel> I'm imagining BadFurDay finding his compass, google maps, finding out which direction romania is, moving his chair slightly in that direction and sticking his crotch out
<BadFurDay> Raziel: I know which direction romania is and I already did
<Valacar> i love bob xd
<Bad> The wild ancestor of the donkey is the African wild ass
<Bad> Asses were first domesticated around 3000 BC
<Bad> Seriously english did you need to call donkeys asses
<Bad> The Muscat or Yemen ass was developed in Arabia. Greeks spread both of these
<Intee> She [Intee's girlfriend] is dirty talking about Bad... I shit you not... Laying on my bed, getting naked saying, "If he had ladders that lead to books I'd climb him, oh I'd climb him" Fucking QUOTE.
<how-hiGh> stop me before I masturbate to breastfeeding photos
<Bad`> how-hiGh: nice
<Garner> i like how everything how-hiGh types
<Garner> no matter how long he lurks
<Garner> is retarded than anyone can imagine
<Garner> more
<Bad`> Garner: if it came from Naypam you wouldn't flinch
<Bad`> The exact same
<Garner> except Naypam doesn't constantly say that sort of stuff
<Bad`> Neither does how-hiGh
<Bad`> Pitastrudl did
<Garner> wut
<Raziel> pitastrudl thought he could fit into our conversations
<Garner> does Naypam pm you asking you if he has to talk to a girl in the gym?
<Raziel> how-hiGh just completely avoids them by typing random crap
<Garner> that's the worst comparison ever
<Bad`> Garner: yes he does
<Bad`> It's the private life of Naypam and I
<Bad`> Please respect
<Raziel> "guys if you feel good after poop is that gay? srs"
<Garner> you're retarded bad
<Raziel> "guys how long are your dicks? im not gay. srs"
<Garner> srs
<Bad`> Raziel: rofl sounds legit
<Garner> stop raziel I'm dying
<Bad`> Lold irl in a restaurant
<Garner> it is legit
<how-hiGh> are you mimicking me Raziel?
<Bad`> 10/10 imitation
<Naypam> :D
<how-hiGh> I just want to bring intredasting topics from time to time
<Raziel> "person i have crush on is making fun by imitating me. what do i do? it is girl btw. srs"
<Raziel> I started taking beer today
<Bad> Raziel: this usage of « taking » makes it sound like a hard drug
<Bad> like you injected beer in your veins with a syringe
<Raziel> well it is isn't it
<Bad> or sniffed beer
<Bad> Yeah it is a hard drug
<Bad> But I mean
<Raziel> I took it orally
<Bad> name of your sextape
<Valacar> i would not want to eat breakfast from his bum
<ad13> get on tinder
<ad13> ehh... mumble