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#697
<Bad> moop: The Night Before (2015) <Bad> You might enjoy that movie <Bad> Just don't get fooled by the boring beginning <Bad> Also moop it has jokes about judaism <Bad> In a good way <Bad> So you pretty much must watch it now <moop> it's in dl <moop> wait nvm <moop> accidentally was downloading the nightmare before christmas
#161
<ad13> rofl murica <ad13> true story, when i woke up and checked bbc news, all it had was "Fatal bomb blast kills 3 and injures many ..." <ad13> so i was like "Oh well another suicide bomber in iraq or some shit" and skipped right over it <ad13> wasn't until i'd got to work people like "ZOMG DID U HEER?"
#549
<Juno> what is jew pick up line? <garne> hey gurl you israelly hot <moop> 'ay girl you look smokin'
#636
<Raziel> god damn <Raziel> is there anything worse than bread becoming deformed in the shopping bag because you stacked things wrong? <Raziel> there probably is <Raziel> BUT NOT RIGHT NOW
#851
<Bad> ok story <Bad> when I was a teen I went to a pharmacy and asked the pharmacist <Bad> « [censored] size condoms please » <Bad> he looked at me and told me <Bad> uhm ok buddy, you just pick them up in the shop <Bad> and ring them at the register <Bad> I never went to that pharmacy again
#358
<Bad`> this is on /r/all as « foodporn » https://i.imgur.com/EdO7v0V.jpg [ 3 hours later ... ] <how-hiGh> Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal <how-hiGh> and I'm being one hundred percent serious. <moop> how-hiGh: what are you on about <how-hiGh> Sorry we dont cook shit that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious <how-hiGh> gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. <how-hiGh> dont eever potst your fuking families poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.
#493
<Naypam> tfw my keyboard's almost age of consent <Raziel> I just attack pencils to my fingers before typing
#92
<zid> You tell that bitch, that in the ghetto, that washing non-color safe synthetics at 60C degress might cost you your life
#231
<Bad`> Do you have an extra chromosome? <Bad`> Are you mentally deficient? <Bad`> I'm ok with handicapped people, I'd rather just know it so I don't offend you <Bad`> Maybe autism? <InfernalBadger> . <Bad`> It's ok you can tell us <InfernalBadger> Ok, i got the <InfernalBadger> Cant handle fucking morons syndrome <Bad`> Wow I just got rekt <InfernalBadger> And i need to take my medicine <Raziel> how have you not commited suicide? <InfernalBadger> Because i just read this <Bad`> Raziel: Is this how you greet eachother in norway? <Bad`> Seems like a standard greeting <Bad`> Hello neighbors, suicided yet? <Bad`> Nope, depressed but alive, you? <Bad`> I tried yesterday but I'm too beta to do it <Bad`> Norwegian conversation <Bad`> Average.
#67
<Gloop> YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU <Gloop> SOULJA BOY OFF IN THIS HOOE <lovely> WATCH ME CRANKING WATH ME ROLL <Gloop> NOW WATCH ME <Gloop> YOOOOU <Gloop> CRANK THAT SOULJA BOY <lovely> THEN SUPER MAN THAT HO <Raziel> :| <Raziel> fags