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#577
— +Raziel downloads quake champions <Valacar> when are they releasing that? <Raziel> fuck if I know <Valacar> well how on earth are you playing it?!?! <moop> Valacar: beta <Valacar> pff <moop> oh i'm not saying how he's playing <moop> i'm calling u a beta <moop> sorry for confusion
#133
<Naypam> BFD|Slave. <Naypam> was your ex... <Naypam> a bee? <Naypam> are you a bee BFD|Slave? <BFD|Slave> POSSIBLY <BFD|Slave> You'll never know Naypam <BFD|Slave> Unless you come visit <BFD|Slave> Or I come visit <Naypam> :D <Naypam> fly on over baby <Naypam> watch out for the snow <BFD|Slave> Bees can't cross the channel you dipshit <BFD|Slave> And they hibernate <BFD|Slave> omg <BFD|Slave> how am I meant to <BFD|Slave> you fucking clueless faggot <nonpc> the fck <nonpc> is going on <Naypam> of course they can cross the channel <Naypam> else how did they get to scotland? <Naypam> by boat? <Naypam> did they make a little bee boat? <Naypam> a bee longship? <Naypam> GET A GRIP YOU IDIOT
#60
<kage> guys <kage> if you were so morbidly fat <kage> that you couldn't even jack off yourself <kage> would you buy a pet and have it suck your dick ? <kage> food for thought
#456
<ad13> urgh <ad13> landlord from NL has come to me and said i'm owe €602 for the heating <ad13> after paying €900 already <ad13> €1502 for a year's heating and hot water sounds steep as fuck <Bad> ad13, dutch ovens require more manpower than traditional heaters
#90
<Naypalm> used my ex gf's dildo too <BFD|Slave> Why would you dildo your ass Naypalm <BFD|Slave> Why <Naypalm> wondered what it was like <Naypalm> it was all pink and squishy <BFD|Slave> And what was it like? <Naypalm> pretty shit
#76
<Raziel> specialtaktiks <how-hiGh> greek =( <nonpc> wut <how-hiGh> oh specialtaktiks is two english words lol, i thought it's last name HAHAHA
#202
<Naypam> I can see myself in romania <Naypam> casually walking home from DH <Naypam> to the hotel near kage's <Naypam> and masturbating as I walk <Naypam> kage going NO <Naypam> NO <Naypam> NO NAY NO <Naypam> and slapping my dick <Naypam> until it goes soft <Naypam> and falls off
#144
<kage__> thought about getting a webcam for you guys <kage__> but then decided not to <kage__> cause i play in my underwear <happy0> ararararara~ <Raziel> lol <Ensiferous> kage__: What brand? <kage__> logitech <kage__> ofc <kage__> i only buy logitech peripherals <kage__> their 1080p webcam <Ensiferous> kage__: No what brand of underwear?
#278
<how-hiGh> so.. <how-hiGh> http://i.imgur.com/KLBVz2C.jpg <how-hiGh> rate my body/10 <Bad`> how-hiGh: obviously you'd post a picture in underwear <Bad`> not gay <Bad`> with visible dick bulge <how-hiGh> you are so gay looking at that area <how-hiGh> jesus... <how-hiGh> should've check quads and pecks <how-hiGh> dont show this pic to norwegian phaggot <Bad`> don't worry how-hiGh, I don't think he wants to see it anyway <Bad`> he's not into that whole closet homosexuality thing you have going on <how-hiGh> taking selfie in underwear is gay?
#29
<Naypam> let me get a rough estimate of my lifetime masturbations <Naypam> about 8200 times <Naypam> easily going to hit 10k faps like <Naypam> in the next year or two <Naypam> wonder if I'll hit 100k <Naypam> that would be quite hard <lively> you going to fap 4 times a day nay? <Naypam> no but average now is twice a day <Naypam> used to be 4-5 times a day <Naypam> morning and night, sometimes when I get home from work <BFD|Slave> Naypam: wanker <dux0r> 21900 faps <dux0r> at least <Naypam> rofl <Naypam> god damn that's way more than me <Naypam> even including the age difference <dux0r> 4*365*15 <Naypam> 4 <Naypam> FOUR <lively> 4 <Naypam> I only did 4-5 when I was a teenager <dux0r> i told u i was hardcore mother fuckers