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#266
<Naypam> I've laughed too much in the past 36 hours <Naypam> I need a completely serious day <Naypam> super serious <Naypam> we put our dicks in a guy's drink <Naypam> he was mad <Bad> wut <Naypam> shouldn't have been so maad imo <Bad> what am I raeding <Naypam> replied by shitting on a car <Naypam> he was madder <Bad> ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? <Bad> why <Bad> would you put your dick <Bad> in a drink <Naypam> because <Naypam> then they drink it <Naypam> and you say <Naypam> "lol I put my dick in your drink" <Naypam> and they hate <Naypam> rofl <Naypam> friend and his brother <Naypam> brother helps friend onto bonnet of car <Naypam> he kneels over <Naypam> shits on the car <Naypam> family safe campsite <Naypam> rofl'd <Naypam> he was not happy <Naypam> but <Naypam> got revenge by cumming in his sock
#287
<ad13> fortunately i knew carrying the colon around was going to be a pain in the arse (it acts as a sail in this wind) so managed to refrain
#413
<Steelio> psycho holiday keeps spamming me <Steelio> he's so fuckin annoying <moopie> where yo uknow psycho from <Steelio> i added him cause i recognized him from redditeu <Steelio> he's annoying
#771
<Raziel> removing duplicates from porn pic collections is NOT trivial! <Phixion> fdupes <Bad> Not if you sort/tag them Raziel :) <Raziel> 99% of duplicates are different jpeg quality, slight crops, white balance changes... <Bad> Then it becomes obvious where the dups are <Bad> Since they have the same tags <Bad> Or are in the same folder <Raziel> wtf tags <Raziel> what would I tag by <Raziel> blonde, brunette, ginger? <Bad> Yeah literally anything <Raziel> with face, without face <moop> imagine his tags <Raziel> fuck <Raziel> that <Bad> lmao without face I laughed <Bad> IT HAS A FACE <Bad> BUT UH NO PUSSY <Bad> WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA <Raziel> fucking lol'd
#439
<Valacar> anal is how moop fails
#342
<Raziel> Valacar- how do I fix git clone freezing <Valacar> well obviously you need to django your pyhton into the node in a unix fashion
#739
<fgarnier_> anyway need to go out before ida arrives <fgarnier_> buy some flower, and other surprise shit <fgarnier_> like ice cream etc <Raziel> do surprise shit in toilet pls <fgarnier_> what is surprise shit in toilet <Raziel> surprise shit belongs in the toilet <fgarnier_> it’s ok i don’t need to shit <Raziel> that's what you think <Raziel> that's why it's surpise shit [ 10 minutes later ] <fgarnier_> FUCK YOU raziel <fgarnier_> i have to shit. how did you predict this <Raziel> surprise shit :)))
#427
<Wan> Would you save cp under the name child_pr0n.tar.gz? <Naypam> I don't use gzip pls <Naypam> would be .xz <Wan> No, with you it's .tar.d
#42
<Naypam> hey zid you little fucker you owe me money for escorting you!
#625
<garne> i posted some pics and a video on fb, and tagged gf sister as gd doesnt use facebook. then a colleague says i thought your gf was ginger <garne> i said "wat" <garne> no comtext <garne> i ask to elaborate <garne> he says i saw your post and om the video she gave you blow kisses <garne> i was cringing so much was like <garne> why is he stalking me <garne> writing it makes me cringe <garne> anyway he leaving next week so is ok