<garne> how can the game have multiple orgasms!?
<garne> should be long and slow
<BFD|Slave> do you know why Raziel burned all the jews?
<BFD|Slave> he was trying to cook the third rice
<moop> fuck i hate eye checkups
<moop> they put these drops that make your shit wider
<Valacar> eye drops makes your shit wider?
<Valacar> i don't think you applying it correctly tbh
<Valacar> you are*
<Wan> HOLY SHIT
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<Wan> qdb is now dank af
<Raziel> ermergerd
<Naypam> fuck this
<Naypam> I am so mad right now
[ Five minutes later ]
<Naypam> never been mad bro
<Naypam> we actually put out buckets
<Naypam> when it rains
<Naypam> indoors
<Naypam> :|
<Raziel> zid: razer abyssus, cheap and really fucking good
<Vequeth> so is your mum
<Naypam> god damn my toilet is broke
<lovely> broken I assume?
<Naypam> broke!
<lovely> is it an gash?
<Naypam> not sure how to activate the toilet from inside the pool of water
* Naypam stupid
<Naypam> nothing pulls! but the toilet handle is a lever1
<Naypam> so idk
<Naypam> it's come detached from something
<kage> haiku left for 1 day
<kage> and your house completely falls apart
<kage> i'd check if there are any screws missing
<lovely> haha
<Raziel> insta added to quote db
<Garner> raziel
<Raziel> insta added!
<Garner> rofo
<BFD|Slave> insta downvoted
<Garner> BFD|Slave insta mad
<BFD|Slave> or I guess, downplussed
<BFD|Slave> whetever you can call that
<BFD|Slave> MINUSED
<BFD|Slave> intsa minused
<kage> D. we are so fucking bad at games, it's hilarious
<dux0r> speak for urself
<dux0r> im grand masters
<kage> at masturbating
<kage> me too