<how-hiGh> I want you to aware how to determine whether girl is slut or not basing on how many guys she had
<how-hiGh> new formula
<how-hiGh> scientifically proven
<how-hiGh> anyone is interested or not? because it's kinda complex so I don't want to waste my time if no one wants to listen
<Bad> yes
<Bad> I want to know
<moop> how-hiGh: go for it
<how-hiGh> okay
<Raziel> in this moment, I am awared
<Bad> not because of a puny god's blessing, but because I am about to be enlightened by how-hiGh
<how-hiGh> basically you have to sum length of all dicks girl she have, and if girl can jump from such height safely without getting injured she is not slut. For example average dick is like 15 cm, so if girl had only 3 men she would step off such height easily = not slut. But if she had 15 for example, this means 2.25 meters so she would sprain her ankle jumping from such height = slut
<Naypalm> This game is tighter than Raziel's ass tho
<Raziel> my ass isn't that tight Naypalm
<Raziel> because I'm gay
<dux0r> Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
<dux0r> because the P is silent
<dux0r> What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
<dux0r> wipes his ass
<Bad> Naypam if a USB has a driver
<Bad> Do you travel on a USB
<Bad> Or in a USB ?
<ad13> Bad: it has a driver because it's a bus
<ad13> duh
<how-hiGh> Garner say it to my face
<how-hiGh> just quit irc and never use this protocol again, bro
<how-hiGh> and by bro I mean never my bro, ur fucking phaggot
<Raziel> ayy team cancelled and didn't tell me
<Raziel> rip
<Raziel> well
<Raziel> this means I can go to bed early
<moop> Raziel: called it
<moop> knew this shit gonna happen
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<Raziel> wow moop
<Raziel> didn't think you actually meant it when you said you called it
<moop> jokes on u nigga that first message is a lie
— moop master faker
<Raziel> WHAT
<moop> bro
<moop> me sending that message on 13:37?
<Raziel> now I have to check
<Raziel> you fucker
<moop> rekt
<Juno> why not just all speak english
<Juno> like most intelligent people
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<Steele> sup
<how-hiGh> tfw no appartments to smash a girl
<how-hiGh> Bad what to do
<Bad> car
<how-hiGh> no car
<Bad> club toilet
<Bad> hotel room
<how-hiGh> well club toilet is overly slutty thing, isn't it?!
<Bad> or just get an apartment
<how-hiGh> girl with self respect won't do it in toilet
<FredG> any girl would
<how-hiGh> fuaaaark short on money, but gonna rent it
<Bad> can confirm what FredG says
<Bad> for some reason, movies and stuff teach us that men are sex obsessed and women are pure or whatever
<Bad> but women also like sex you know
<Bad> and if they can't have it in an apartment they'll have it in a toilet
<Bad> they're just as desperate for it as we are
<FredG> ^
<how-hiGh> I don't want to do it in toiler, cuz I'll lose respect for her after it
<Bad> rofl
<Bad> you really have massive personal problems with women and purity
<how-hiGh> I do
<Bad> bro
<Bad> I currently can not bring back women to my flat
<Bad> I split with my ex in march, and she's moving out next week
<Bad> so I know your problem with no apartment to smash a girl
<Bad> I gave you answers
<Bad> car, toilet, hotel
<Bad> they all work and don't make it feel like the girl is worse or like you are shit
<Bad> there are no other good answers
<Bad> you'll have to live with it
<how-hiGh> my fav sex positions are horizontal
<Bad> when you don't have a flat to smash in, you can't be picky
<Bad> hotel room solves that problem though
<how-hiGh> yeah but needs money investment
<Bad> then you live the life everyone in the world lives between about 13 and 25 years old
<Bad> and you do it in a toilet
<Bad> having a place to have sex is the main reason why I got myself my own flat super early tbh
<how-hiGh> well gonna rent appartment I think
<Bad> Having your own place is only good things, not a single negative
<Bad> Worth the money and time you invest in it
<how-hiGh> should I rent for 24 hrs or just like 5-6 hrs?
<FredG> wat
<Bad> wat
<how-hiGh> the appartments
<how-hiGh> there is option to rent for a full day or just several hrs
<Bad> what the fuck am I reading
<Bad> you would rent an apartment just to have sex
<Bad> get a cheap hotel room
<how-hiGh> appartment = 1 room flat
<how-hiGh> hotel rooms are more expensive
<Bad> wtf is wrong with your country
<FredG> lol
<Bad> also I laughed at 5-6hrs
<Bad> it's for sex
<FredG> toilet is better
<how-hiGh> appartment I mean 1 room, kitchen, toilet
<Bad> rent for 5 minutes
<FredG> no such thing as self respect loss or whatever
<Bad> I agree with FredG actually
<FredG> even the girls who seem innocnet as fuck or pure as you put it enjoy toilet fucks
<FredG> or cars
<how-hiGh> Bad I don't cum quickly
<how-hiGh> I please my woman
<Bad> implying all women like when it lasts
<how-hiGh> implying all women wait for it to end ASAP?
<Bad> all I gotta say
<Bad> if you don't cum quickly either you didn't have sex many times in your life
<Bad> either you have very poor partners
<Bad> either you need to discover foreplay
<FredG> lol toilet fuck > 1 minute
<FredG> takes like 10 seconds
<Bad> wtf 10 seconds FredG
<Bad> world record for longest toilet fuck is at 2 seconds
<Bad> you're lying
<Bad> one time I lasted more than 1 second I was so proud
<FredG> rofl
<FredG> yeah that w/e
<FredG> same thing
<FredG> point is, it doesn't last a minute or an hour
<how-hiGh> lol @ cumming fast
<how-hiGh> just lol
<how-hiGh> girl won't beg you for more
<Bad> it depends on the girl, how-hiGh
<Bad> some girls like long fucks
<Bad> others get bored if it lasts too long
<Bad> it's almost like every girl is different wow
<Bad> who'd have thought
<how-hiGh> how can she get bored if she gets numerous orgasms?!!
13:38 <Bad> 1337 bitches
<Juno> wtf
<Juno> dont get it
<Raziel> don't get what Juno
<Bad> it
<Bad> learn to read Raziel
<Bad> moron
<Raziel> the novel?
<Raziel> or the film?
<Juno> no
<Juno> like england vs wales
<Juno> gf mad
<Garner> why mad
<Juno> cos englanmd go for penalty
<Juno> i say
<Juno> touch to ick go for the try
<Juno> she so mad
<Juno> won;'t talkwtf
<Garner> rofl
<moop> >people who take sports too seriously
<Garner> standard girl
<moop> (including esports)
<Bad> bro moop it's not about sports
<Bad> it's about being a girl
<Bad> and mood swings
<Juno> .ye so
<Juno> she in MY bed
<Juno> sulking
<Garner> ROFL
<Bad> well Juno
<Bad> kick her out of your bed
<Juno> imon pc researching rugby union rules
<Juno> wtf
<Raziel> hahaha
<Juno> I'M FUCKING RIGHT
<Juno> I RESEARCHED IT
<Juno> kick to touch go for try would've won if they did it
<Juno> i played this shit as a kid
<Juno> gg still right still wrongno sex for 2 weeks still staying here 2 weeks no rent
<Juno> won't even talk to me