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#585
<moop> Suddenly puberty kicks in, shaving once a month is not enough now 😟
#287
<ad13> fortunately i knew carrying the colon around was going to be a pain in the arse (it acts as a sail in this wind) so managed to refrain
#294
<how-hiGh> Rule 15: how-high is the most alpha and the least homosexual person of redditeu
#816
<Bruce> Raziel: did you ever used cloudformation ? <moop> Is this a fart joke Bruce
#353
<how-hiGh> tfw no appartments to smash a girl <how-hiGh> Bad what to do <Bad> car <how-hiGh> no car <Bad> club toilet <Bad> hotel room <how-hiGh> well club toilet is overly slutty thing, isn't it?! <Bad> or just get an apartment <how-hiGh> girl with self respect won't do it in toilet <FredG> any girl would <how-hiGh> fuaaaark short on money, but gonna rent it <Bad> can confirm what FredG says <Bad> for some reason, movies and stuff teach us that men are sex obsessed and women are pure or whatever <Bad> but women also like sex you know <Bad> and if they can't have it in an apartment they'll have it in a toilet <Bad> they're just as desperate for it as we are <FredG> ^ <how-hiGh> I don't want to do it in toiler, cuz I'll lose respect for her after it <Bad> rofl <Bad> you really have massive personal problems with women and purity <how-hiGh> I do <Bad> bro <Bad> I currently can not bring back women to my flat <Bad> I split with my ex in march, and she's moving out next week <Bad> so I know your problem with no apartment to smash a girl <Bad> I gave you answers <Bad> car, toilet, hotel <Bad> they all work and don't make it feel like the girl is worse or like you are shit <Bad> there are no other good answers <Bad> you'll have to live with it <how-hiGh> my fav sex positions are horizontal <Bad> when you don't have a flat to smash in, you can't be picky <Bad> hotel room solves that problem though <how-hiGh> yeah but needs money investment <Bad> then you live the life everyone in the world lives between about 13 and 25Ā years old <Bad> and you do it in a toilet <Bad> having a place to have sex is the main reason why IĀ got myself my own flat super early tbh <how-hiGh> well gonna rent appartment I think <Bad> Having your own place is only good things, not a single negative <Bad> Worth the money and time you invest in it <how-hiGh> should I rent for 24 hrs or just like 5-6 hrs? <FredG> wat <Bad> wat <how-hiGh> the appartments <how-hiGh> there is option to rent for a full day or just several hrs <Bad> what the fuck am I reading <Bad> you would rent an apartment just to have sex <Bad> get a cheap hotel room <how-hiGh> appartment = 1 room flat <how-hiGh> hotel rooms are more expensive <Bad> wtf is wrong with your country <FredG> lol <Bad> also I laughed at 5-6hrs <Bad> it's for sex <FredG> toilet is better <how-hiGh> appartment I mean 1 room, kitchen, toilet <Bad> rent for 5Ā minutes <FredG> no such thing as self respect loss or whatever <Bad> I agree with FredG actually <FredG> even the girls who seem innocnet as fuck or pure as you put it enjoy toilet fucks <FredG> or cars <how-hiGh> Bad I don't cum quickly <how-hiGh> I please my woman <Bad> implying all women like when it lasts <how-hiGh> implying all women wait for it to end ASAP? <Bad> all I gotta say <Bad> if you don't cum quickly either you didn't have sex many times in your life <Bad> either you have very poor partners <Bad> either you need to discover foreplay <FredG> lol toilet fuck > 1 minute <FredG> takes like 10 seconds <Bad> wtf 10 seconds FredG <Bad> world record for longest toilet fuck is at 2Ā seconds <Bad> you're lying <Bad> one time I lasted more thanĀ 1 second I was so proud <FredG> rofl <FredG> yeah that w/e <FredG> same thing <FredG> point is, it doesn't last a minute or an hour <how-hiGh> lol @ cumming fast <how-hiGh> just lol <how-hiGh> girl won't beg you for more <Bad> it depends on the girl, how-hiGh <Bad> some girls like long fucks <Bad> others get bored if it lasts too long <Bad> it's almost like every girl is different wow <Bad> who'd have thought <how-hiGh> how can she get bored if she gets numerous orgasms?!!
#406
<Naypam> damn my life has improved so much since configuring dnsmasq
#759
<ad13> went an adventure, got carried away <ad13> scottish border towns are beautiful <ad13> also my bum hurts
#47
< BadFurDay> need a girl who can drive the wheel < BadFurDay> hair allows for some proper grip < BadFurDay> best if she has chest hair too, so she doesn't slide during sex < BadFurDay> and a moustache so she doesn't fall away when kissed
#405
<how-hiGh> attention please <how-hiGh> An old man took his phone to a repair shop, they said nothing was wrong with it. <how-hiGh> He then responds "then why don't my kids ever call me?" As he looked down and walked away slowly... <Naypam> how-hiGh: why did the chicken cross the road? <Naypam> to get away from you <how-hiGh> :/
#254
<Naypam> failed the interview to pick things off the street <Naypam> how bad can you possibly be :D <Raziel> maybe you were overqualified? <Naypam> of course not <Bad> Raziel: The only job Naypam is overqualified for is sucking dick