<Bad> worst thing
<Bad> I can't blow my nose despite it being full
<Raziel> :-(
<Bad> because every time I start blowing my nose
<Bad> it sends Aurélie into a laughing fit
<Bad> which makes me laugh
<Bad> and throw snot everywhere
<Bad> apparently I sound like a clogged trumpet mixed with a fart
<Bad> she threatened to record me
<Bad> help
<gar> rofl
<gar> i love how the dm writes irrelevant words in capital letters
<gar> the queen JUST died today
<moop> wait gar she did?
<gar> yes
<ad13> fuck you gar, I had a heart attack
<gar> ad13: why
<ad13> you said the queen died
<how-hiGh> can someone explain
<how-hiGh> what is this fucking feeling when you point your shower rays right into your butthole
<how-hiGh> it's kinda makes the butthole contract
<Garner> !qdb stretch
<__bot__> https://qdb.lutro.me/78 - <ad13> I love that feeling of realising "urgh, this is going to hurt like fuck", then it gets over the threshold and you're just like me gusta <Bad> I don't. <nonpc> Yeah <nonpc> I LOVE pooping <nonpc> Like <nonpc> that stretching stretchy stretch <nonpc> oh yeah
<Naypam> idk if they have it in how-hiGh
<Naypam> but that feeling is called pleasure
<Naypam> being ass raped by russia 24/7 for decades maybe brings back bad memories tho
<Raziel> fortnite seems like a better version of pubg
<Raziel> moop mad?
<Valacar> with what experience you are claiming that :D
<Raziel> 2 minutes of stream watching
<Valacar> java does seem like a better version of python
<Garner> mfw haven't fapped in two weeks
<Garner> forgot
<Raziel> Garner's time estimates are like windows progress bars
<Juno> what is jew pick up line?
<garne> hey gurl you israelly hot
<moop> 'ay girl you look smokin'
<Garner> we have one muslim
<Garner> Bad
<Garner> no alcohol
<ad13> typical
<ad13> fucking 1080p
<ad13> I really wish I was wrong about how the work VPN works
<ad13> I wasn't :(
<BadFurDay> mice
<nonpc> mouses
<BadFurDay> I don't want, nonpc, it's a good mouse :D
<BadFurDay> mice
<Laizkiz> Having your English corrected by a French person is the worst thing that can happen.
<Laizkiz> sucks2bu cableguy
<nonpc> haha
<zid> mouses
<zid> is correct
<zid> the french guy is just wrong
<nonpc> o/
<Laizkiz> :O
<zid> The online Oxford Dictionaries entry for mouse states the plural for the small rodent is mice, while the plural for the small computer connected device is either mice or mouses.
<Laizkiz> :O
<Laizkiz> TIL
<Laizkiz> LOL
<Laizkiz> FRENCHFAG WAS WRONG
<nonpc> POW
<Laizkiz> h33h33
<zid> ofc, he's french
<zid> that's his job
<zid> to be wrong, but be arrogant about it
<Laizkiz> BadFurDay, here's your white flag, you know what to do.
<kage_> FATALITY
<kage_> ZID WINS
<Naypam> inb4 raziel floating cars
<Naypam> been practicing on keys for years
<Naypam> can now float keys
<Naypam> cars*
<BadFurDay> what am I reading
<BadFurDay> Naypam you are drunk
<Naypam> Raziel | I have this weird thing where my hand floats one key to the right
<Naypam> wtf does that even bean BadFurDay
<BadFurDay> bean
<Naypam> explain it to me