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#90
<Naypalm> used my ex gf's dildo too <BFD|Slave> Why would you dildo your ass Naypalm <BFD|Slave> Why <Naypalm> wondered what it was like <Naypalm> it was all pink and squishy <BFD|Slave> And what was it like? <Naypalm> pretty shit
#405
<how-hiGh> attention please <how-hiGh> An old man took his phone to a repair shop, they said nothing was wrong with it. <how-hiGh> He then responds "then why don't my kids ever call me?" As he looked down and walked away slowly... <Naypam> how-hiGh: why did the chicken cross the road? <Naypam> to get away from you <how-hiGh> :/
#134
<dux0r> Milk contains water <nonpc> no?
#404
<moop> 11:13 <Bad> Reached 3+ years uptime on a Vista machine <moop> this is a lie <Bad> moop I have ThArGos as a witness :D <Bad> He was trying to kill it any way he could <moop> when windows loves to randomly restart itself because of updates <Bad> I have updates disabled <Bad> Always had <moop> then you had viruses Bad <Bad> I don't download or install retarded shit <moop> >says doesn't download retarded shit <moop> >downloaded all of under the dome
#560
<Naypam> oh god <Naypam> can't remember where it was <Naypam> I was leaving someone's flat <Naypam> sprayed my underarms with shoe polish <Naypam> was absolute pain like wtf is in that god damn
#200
<Raziel> PEP 420 <Raziel> yolo
#796
<Bad> omg no <Bad> new gmail has this thing on the left side <Bad> if you click « more » <Bad> you see your archived google chats <Bad> There's conversations with my gf of 2006.... <Bad> cringe overload <Bad> me: <3 :) :D :p ^_^ <Bad> Angela: stop your friggin smilies.P <Bad> smh <Bad> wtf I was such a poet <Bad> me: there's a beautiful thing about sadness just like there's a beauty in happiness, as long as it's not sadness caused by an immovable event (a death, a breakup, etc.)
#154
<Razie> People watch mlg <Ragiel> ql sucks, sc2 is awesome <Ragiel> dota is awesome <Razie> terran op <Ragiel> trackmania sucks <Raziel2p> I paly league now. <Ragiel> i quit chess <Razie> nerf terran
#780
<Raziel> I've ran into a thread of hilarious anime clips
#603
<Raziel> wtf it's a 350 line C program <Raziel> I can work with this [.. 10 minutes later ..] <Raziel> god this code <Raziel> MIXED TABS AND SPACES <Raziel> incompetent linux swine bastards [.. 20 minutes later ..] <Raziel> oh god <Raziel> I regret looking at this