<Bad> Fuck
<Bad> Didn't shake last drip properly
<Bad> And I'm wearing jogging trousers
<Bad> Both my legs are basically made of pee right now
<Bad> Worst feeling
<Naypam> > "[u'239.423.245.50']
<Naypam> 🤔
<Bad> Indeed Naypam
<Bad> My story is about I pee
<Naypam> 1p < 2p
<Bad> Raziel > me ?
<Naypam> tho 5p < all
<Naypam> those shitty small 5p coins
<Naypam> all coins should be gigantic
<Phixion> yeah like megabytecoin
<Phixion> you gotta have a massive last drop Bad
<Bad> Phixion: I was in a hurry
<Bad> Regrets are made
<Phixion> rush back to irc?
<Phixion> missed a hilight?
<Naypam> tempted to put my exposed bellend in this cold san pelegrino to see if it feels nice
<Naypam> 🤔
<Raziel>Â you know
<Raziel>Â java were way ahead of their time with JARs
<Raziel>Â they're basically containers!
<BadFurDay> lovely: wellborg: I just realized israel and argentina have the same flag
<lovely> BadFurDay: get the fuck out
<BadFurDay> Fact bro, fact
<lovely> they both have 2 blue bands
<lovely> omg
<lovely> however
<wellborg> 1. no it's not
<lovely> israel is
<lovely> white blue white with star blue white
<lovely> argentina is
<lovely> blue white with cinco de mayo blue
<lovely> hey
<lovely> argentina is like #1 antisemitist
<wellborg> 2. fyi once in a point of time the zionists really considered to place israel in uganda
<wellborg> just fyi
<BadFurDay> http://i.imgur.com/724m9.jpg
<BadFurDay> TROLED
<BadFurDay> HARD
<Naypam> oh my g
<Naypam> BadFurDay master troll
<Naypam> got wellborg and lovely
<Naypam> 10/10
<foxpc> Started chatting up with this one girl. She seems nice.
<foxpc> Gonna report when I have more info!
<Juno> what colour her underwear?
<foxpc> Juno, I hope, red!
<Juno> eww
<foxpc> wut.
<foxpc> red color is the best color!
<Pianoo> you on omegle again fox?
<ad13> I love that feeling of realising "urgh, this is going to hurt like fuck", then it gets over the threshold and you're just like me gusta
<BadFurDay> I don't.
<nonpc> Yeah
<nonpc> I LOVE pooping
<nonpc> Like
<nonpc> that stretching stretchy stretch
<nonpc> oh yeah
<kage> D. we are so fucking bad at games, it's hilarious
<dux0r> speak for urself
<dux0r> im grand masters
<kage> at masturbating
<kage> me too
<moop> 11:13 <Bad> Reached 3+ years uptime on a Vista machine
<moop> this is a lie
<Bad> moop I have ThArGos as a witness :D
<Bad> He was trying to kill it any way he could
<moop> when windows loves to randomly restart itself because of updates
<Bad> I have updates disabled
<Bad> Always had
<moop> then you had viruses Bad
<Bad> I don't download or install retarded shit
<moop> >says doesn't download retarded shit
<moop> >downloaded all of under the dome
<Naypam> you could replace tips
<Naypam> with an imaginary number at the end of your payment
<Naypam> so like if the waitress was really good
<Naypam> oh hey
<Naypam> the bill is 40.23?
<Naypam> have 40.23.9
<Naypam> but they actually only get 40.23
<Naypam> and a feeling of satisfaction
<Raziel> [20:40] <ad13> who is the fuck is
<Raziel> try again with correct grammar!
<Raziel> god damn british people can't do anything right
<ad13> what. there's nothing wrong with that.
<ad13> OH LOL.