<dux0r> sometimes i lower my seat n pretend im a midget
<kage> sometimes nay lowers his seat and pretends to be of normal height.
<nonpc> *slowclap*
<Raziel> I'M SO HAPPY THAT MY SERVER IS MANAGED BY SALT!
<moop> why not puppet?
<Raziel> moop: slow, and ruby
<moop> no, salt is written in python
<moop> wtf
<moop> oh you were talking about puppet
<Juno> so i'm talking to her 6 yr old daughter
<zid> did you get her number?
<Naypam> you could replace tips
<Naypam> with an imaginary number at the end of your payment
<Naypam> so like if the waitress was really good
<Naypam> oh hey
<Naypam> the bill is 40.23?
<Naypam> have 40.23.9
<Naypam> but they actually only get 40.23
<Naypam> and a feeling of satisfaction
< Naypalm> I actually camee on the floor on monday
< Naypalm> people walk through that now
< Naypalm> it's a good mark
<Raziel> PEP 420
<Raziel> yolo
<mru> wow more then 3k ppl watching idras stream
<Gloop> not on tl?
<Gloop> oh yeah hes banned again
<Wartorn> lol, what is it he keeps getting banned for?
<Raziel> random insults
<mru> no he just stopped streaming
<Valacar> i've even driven professionally
<moop> Valacar: the fuck is 'driven professionally'
<Bad> moop: he has drive in his work
<Bad> drives him to succeed
<moop> like my part time work in JIDF
<Valacar> i have worked as a lorry driver for 8ish months plus few summers
<moop> Valacar: do they realize how awful the word 'bish' sounds?
<Valacar> wat?
<ad13> lel
<ad13> moop saw 8ish and read bish
<Naypam> after sleepover
<Naypam> went for showher, masturbate on floor
<Naypam> have shower
<Naypam> perfecet
<Naypam> but everybody's done that too
<Naypam> also omg was a party
<Naypam> hot girls and everything
<Naypam> but I masturbated in the toilet
<Naypam> was awesome
<Naypam> then went for a walk with a friend smoking
<Naypam> like a tree
<BFD|Slave> god
<BFD|Slave> this guy
<Naypam> BFD|Slave nightmare
<BFD|Slave> is King Wank
<BFD|Slave> more wanker than a wanker
<kage> what can i say...
<Naypam> yeah but when you'er like 15
<Naypam> you see a leg
<Naypam> FAP FAP FAP
<BFD|Slave> at a party with hot girls
<BFD|Slave> BETTER FAP
<BFD|Slave> what the fuck
<Naypam> well it was after the party had died down
<kage> nay, does haiku know all this ?
<kage> is he gonna wake up one day
<kage> and see you on top of his bed
<kage> masturbating ?
<BFD|Slave> kage: rofl, I can imagine haiku arriving at Naypam's place, and nay going "Yeah so we'll have to share a bunk bed"
<BFD|Slave> With a huge smile on his face
<kage> like the one i'm having right now
<kage> right ?
<BFD|Slave> yes
<BFD|Slave> pretty much
<kage> that would be awesome
<dux0r> =/
<Naypam> it's okay
<Naypam> I'm the master of subtlty
<garne> seriously though i will miss my colleague
<garne> took a picture of us having a beer
<garne> https://i.imgur.com/BEPN9pK.png
<garne> sad times
<Raziel> I RECOGNIZE THAT URL
<Raziel> NOT FALLING FOR IT
<Raziel> CUNT
<garne> rofl
<garne> hahahahahahaahaha
<moop> :D
<Raziel> I'm fucking traumatized
<garne> :D:D:DDDDD
