<lovely> dudes
<lovely> you know what i bought?
<lovely> i have motherfucking toilet paper
<lovely> with vitamin e
<kage> lol
<lovely> how cool is that?
<+how-hiGh> why no one talks with me
<garne> Really hope my boss is not waiting for the same train
<garne> Boring to be on the train with your boss everyday
<garne> also since the only thing in common we have is 1) we both have a dick (i think he does) 2) we both go to sweden very often
<lovely> Ni**as In Paris (Explicit)
<lovely> Lol wat.
<lovely> If it's explicit, why censor the title.
<fgarnier_> anyway need to go out before ida arrives
<fgarnier_> buy some flower, and other surprise shit
<fgarnier_> like ice cream etc
<Raziel> do surprise shit in toilet pls
<fgarnier_> what is surprise shit in toilet
<Raziel> surprise shit belongs in the toilet
<fgarnier_> it’s ok i don’t need to shit
<Raziel> that's what you think
<Raziel> that's why it's surpise shit
[ 10 minutes later ]
<fgarnier_> FUCK YOU raziel
<fgarnier_> i have to shit. how did you predict this
<Raziel> surprise shit :)))
<moop> wait
<moop> hold up
<moop> my name is a lie
<moop> Anton, mythological son of Hercules created by Mark Antony, and from whom he claimed descent
<Raziel> lol
<Bad> lmao
<Bad> helllll no nigga
<Bad> Heracles could walk
<BFD|Slave> Garner: Let's talk about moop's masturbation habits. He looks at trannies and gay porn, then, once he's about to ejaculate, he grabs his balls tightly and says « no no no no, I'm not allowed to come, I'm heterosexual ». Once the deed is (not) done, he looks for some hetero porn and spends 2h trying to get himself to come, usually only managing it when there's one of those shots from behind where you are exposed to a man's scrot and ass as he does a girl. He then goes on internet forums and IRC channels to tell everyone he's just masturbated, to make himself feel better. They call him a faggot and a homo, but deep inside he knows he never came to gay porn or trannies, and that makes him strictly hetero. He's proud of it. He's the proudest little virgin on the face of the planet.
<nonpc> shit
<nonpc> I need to take a bath
<nonpc> in 8 mintues
<nonpc> fuck fuck fuck
<Naypam> :o
<Raziel> shower instead
<Raziel> problem fixed
<nonpc> Raziel, naw
<nonpc> my fingernails are very dirty
<nonpc> I need very warm water to put them in
<nonpc> :|
<Raziel> rofl
<BadFurDay> this is
<BadFurDay> the worst excuse ever
<nonpc> no, seriously
<nonpc> I couldnt wash them
<nonpc> fucking bicycle
<Bad> gojira: https://www.quora.com/I-mastered-coding-when-I-was-10-and-Im-currently-making-my-own-operating-system-Im-currently-15-years-old-How-do-I-make-myself-appeal-to-people
<gojira> Yes there is no answer there?
<Bad> Indeed
<Bad> Is just that it's funny to read I mastered coding when I was 10 and I'm currently making my own operating system. I'm currently 15 years old. How do I make myself appeal to people?
<Raziel> I mastered seduction when I was 10 and I'm currently waiting for the perfect mate. I'm currently 26 years old. How do I make myself appeal to people?
<Bad> hey Garner do you know where the jews fled from norway after all their rice got burned
<Bad> Israziel