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#626
<Raziel> There's a stop show going on right now <Raziel> I don't even <Bad> Raziel: fuck is a stop sow <Raziel> Strip <Bad> show <Bad> Ah <Bad> Uh <Bad> Interesting company you work for <Bad> wtf <garne> lol <garne> strip show with colleagues <garne> team building <moop> why is Raziel ircing during a strip show <garne> moop: seeing naked ladies for the first few times can be awkward <moop> Raziel: how many women do you have at work? <Bad> moop: lmao I didn't even think about this aspect <garne> also he didn't say whether it's a male strip show or female <Bad> imagine how awkward it must be <Bad> Being a female in a company that does strip club <moop> because srs made me think of that google diversity memo <Bad> moop: Can't have strip club team building if you have diversity quotas and non sexist HR <Bad> The guy has a point <Bad> Legit point <moop> ikr <moop> he was fired for our sins <Raziel> There were two, one of each gender <garne> lol what <Raziel> No sexism here
#107
< haiku > ~~~~~~~COPY PASTE THIS IF YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL GYPPO ROMANIAN WHO DON'T NEED NO PICKPOCKETING ADVICE~~~~~~~~~~~
#357
<FredG> fuck sake <FredG> i was typing a message to someone and meant to say, you didn't have breakfast right? <FredG> I said you didn't have sex right <FredG> wasn't a typo <FredG> I was thinking of redditeu
#174
<Raziel> [20:40] <ad13> who is the fuck is <Raziel> try again with correct grammar! <Raziel> god damn british people can't do anything right <ad13> what. there's nothing wrong with that. <ad13> OH LOL.
#133
<Naypam> BFD|Slave. <Naypam> was your ex... <Naypam> a bee? <Naypam> are you a bee BFD|Slave? <BFD|Slave> POSSIBLY <BFD|Slave> You'll never know Naypam <BFD|Slave> Unless you come visit <BFD|Slave> Or I come visit <Naypam> :D <Naypam> fly on over baby <Naypam> watch out for the snow <BFD|Slave> Bees can't cross the channel you dipshit <BFD|Slave> And they hibernate <BFD|Slave> omg <BFD|Slave> how am I meant to <BFD|Slave> you fucking clueless faggot <nonpc> the fck <nonpc> is going on <Naypam> of course they can cross the channel <Naypam> else how did they get to scotland? <Naypam> by boat? <Naypam> did they make a little bee boat? <Naypam> a bee longship? <Naypam> GET A GRIP YOU IDIOT
#278
<how-hiGh> so.. <how-hiGh> http://i.imgur.com/KLBVz2C.jpg <how-hiGh> rate my body/10 <Bad`> how-hiGh: obviously you'd post a picture in underwear <Bad`> not gay <Bad`> with visible dick bulge <how-hiGh> you are so gay looking at that area <how-hiGh> jesus... <how-hiGh> should've check quads and pecks <how-hiGh> dont show this pic to norwegian phaggot <Bad`> don't worry how-hiGh, I don't think he wants to see it anyway <Bad`> he's not into that whole closet homosexuality thing you have going on <how-hiGh> taking selfie in underwear is gay?
#140
<Naypam> a pinch of nay juice and he'll be ready to fight a war! <Laiz> Nay sauce <Laiz> oh man <Naypam> here's the trick. <Raziel> how do you make nay juice? <Raziel> mix whisky and whisky? <Naypam> requirements: microphone, freezing plate, kettle <Naypam> I'm telling you Raziel <Naypam> turn microphone to max and let Naypam speak from it <Naypam> holf freezing plate above microphone <Naypam> let boiling water boil ont freezing plaet <Naypam> suddenly <Naypam> on plate appears a solid <Naypam> from my voice <Naypam> that's nay sauce <Naypam> now you can eat <Naypam> and you'll feel better
#18
<Naypam> I was so desperate I masturbated to gay porn <Naypam> and it wasn't even that bad <Naypam> might do it again
#86
< kage> i masturbated in the sink in my highschool's info lab a few times < kage> started to smell really bad ... < kage> the funniest thing is < kage> everyone was fucking smelling my cum < kage> but had no idea what it waas
#47
< BadFurDay> need a girl who can drive the wheel < BadFurDay> hair allows for some proper grip < BadFurDay> best if she has chest hair too, so she doesn't slide during sex < BadFurDay> and a moustache so she doesn't fall away when kissed