<Raziel> There's a stop show going on right now
<Raziel> I don't even
<Bad> Raziel: fuck is a stop sow
<Raziel> Strip
<Bad> show
<Bad> Ah
<Bad> Uh
<Bad> Interesting company you work for
<Bad> wtf
<garne> lol
<garne> strip show with colleagues
<garne> team building
<moop> why is Raziel ircing during a strip show
<garne> moop: seeing naked ladies for the first few times can be awkward
<moop> Raziel: how many women do you have at work?
<Bad> moop: lmao I didn't even think about this aspect
<garne> also he didn't say whether it's a male strip show or female
<Bad> imagine how awkward it must be
<Bad> Being a female in a company that does strip club
<moop> because srs made me think of that google diversity memo
<Bad> moop: Can't have strip club team building if you have diversity quotas and non sexist HR
<Bad> The guy has a point
<Bad> Legit point
<moop> ikr
<moop> he was fired for our sins
<Raziel> There were two, one of each gender
<garne> lol what
<Raziel> No sexism here
< haiku > ~~~~~~~COPY PASTE THIS IF YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL GYPPO ROMANIAN WHO DON'T NEED NO PICKPOCKETING ADVICE~~~~~~~~~~~
<FredG> fuck sake
<FredG> i was typing a message to someone and meant to say, you didn't have breakfast right?
<FredG> I said you didn't have sex right
<FredG> wasn't a typo
<FredG> I was thinking of redditeu
<Raziel> [20:40] <ad13> who is the fuck is
<Raziel> try again with correct grammar!
<Raziel> god damn british people can't do anything right
<ad13> what. there's nothing wrong with that.
<ad13> OH LOL.
<Naypam> BFD|Slave.
<Naypam> was your ex...
<Naypam> a bee?
<Naypam> are you a bee BFD|Slave?
<BFD|Slave> POSSIBLY
<BFD|Slave> You'll never know Naypam
<BFD|Slave> Unless you come visit
<BFD|Slave> Or I come visit
<Naypam> :D
<Naypam> fly on over baby
<Naypam> watch out for the snow
<BFD|Slave> Bees can't cross the channel you dipshit
<BFD|Slave> And they hibernate
<BFD|Slave> omg
<BFD|Slave> how am I meant to
<BFD|Slave> you fucking clueless faggot
<nonpc> the fck
<nonpc> is going on
<Naypam> of course they can cross the channel
<Naypam> else how did they get to scotland?
<Naypam> by boat?
<Naypam> did they make a little bee boat?
<Naypam> a bee longship?
<Naypam> GET A GRIP YOU IDIOT
<how-hiGh> so..
<how-hiGh> http://i.imgur.com/KLBVz2C.jpg
<how-hiGh> rate my body/10
<Bad`> how-hiGh: obviously you'd post a picture in underwear
<Bad`> not gay
<Bad`> with visible dick bulge
<how-hiGh> you are so gay looking at that area
<how-hiGh> jesus...
<how-hiGh> should've check quads and pecks
<how-hiGh> dont show this pic to norwegian phaggot
<Bad`> don't worry how-hiGh, I don't think he wants to see it anyway
<Bad`> he's not into that whole closet homosexuality thing you have going on
<how-hiGh> taking selfie in underwear is gay?
<Naypam> a pinch of nay juice and he'll be ready to fight a war!
<Laiz> Nay sauce
<Laiz> oh man
<Naypam> here's the trick.
<Raziel> how do you make nay juice?
<Raziel> mix whisky and whisky?
<Naypam> requirements: microphone, freezing plate, kettle
<Naypam> I'm telling you Raziel
<Naypam> turn microphone to max and let Naypam speak from it
<Naypam> holf freezing plate above microphone
<Naypam> let boiling water boil ont freezing plaet
<Naypam> suddenly
<Naypam> on plate appears a solid
<Naypam> from my voice
<Naypam> that's nay sauce
<Naypam> now you can eat
<Naypam> and you'll feel better
<Naypam> I was so desperate I masturbated to gay porn
<Naypam> and it wasn't even that bad
<Naypam> might do it again
< kage> i masturbated in the sink in my highschool's info lab a few times
< kage> started to smell really bad
...
< kage> the funniest thing is
< kage> everyone was fucking smelling my cum
< kage> but had no idea what it waas
< BadFurDay> need a girl who can drive the wheel
< BadFurDay> hair allows for some proper grip
< BadFurDay> best if she has chest hair too, so she doesn't slide during sex
< BadFurDay> and a moustache so she doesn't fall away when kissed