<Naypam> fuck me in theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee tamborineeeeeeeeeeeee awwwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeahh
<Naypam> after sleepover
<Naypam> went for showher, masturbate on floor
<Naypam> have shower
<Naypam> perfecet
<Naypam> but everybody's done that too
<Naypam> also omg was a party
<Naypam> hot girls and everything
<Naypam> but I masturbated in the toilet
<Naypam> was awesome
<Naypam> then went for a walk with a friend smoking
<Naypam> like a tree
<BFD|Slave> god
<BFD|Slave> this guy
<Naypam> BFD|Slave nightmare
<BFD|Slave> is King Wank
<BFD|Slave> more wanker than a wanker
<kage> what can i say...
<Naypam> yeah but when you'er like 15
<Naypam> you see a leg
<Naypam> FAP FAP FAP
<BFD|Slave> at a party with hot girls
<BFD|Slave> BETTER FAP
<BFD|Slave> what the fuck
<Naypam> well it was after the party had died down
<kage> nay, does haiku know all this ?
<kage> is he gonna wake up one day
<kage> and see you on top of his bed
<kage> masturbating ?
<BFD|Slave> kage: rofl, I can imagine haiku arriving at Naypam's place, and nay going "Yeah so we'll have to share a bunk bed"
<BFD|Slave> With a huge smile on his face
<kage> like the one i'm having right now
<kage> right ?
<BFD|Slave> yes
<BFD|Slave> pretty much
<kage> that would be awesome
<dux0r> =/
<Naypam> it's okay
<Naypam> I'm the master of subtlty
<cheebs> my original idea was to make him a stalker
<cheebs> but protoss units are hard
<cheebs> they either look like gay men or robots
<cheebs> but robots that are hard to make out of cheap clay
<how-hiGh> anyone understands body language?
<how-hiGh> I found out that pussy of my ex-GF was wet several times when we sat in cafe
<moop> Raziel: you removed [editor's note: raziel identifies as male] :(
<Raziel> I identify as a white cis male
<Raziel> not just a male
<Raziel> get your pronouns right
<moop> pls you identify as an emotionless python script
<Raziel> please python is filled with emotion
<Valacar> do we really need to hear Raziel's masturbation stories 0o
<moop> 8-0
<moop> fuck yeah
<moop> why did it take me so long to try this game wtf
<moop> it's f.a.f.
<moop> fun as fuck
[ a bit later... ]
<moop> oooooooooooooooooh now i see
<moop> i was playing against ai for the first 10 wins
<moop> til
<Raziel> mad
<Raziel> I've lost my sunglasses
<rian> you seem to lose a lot of things when you drink
<rian> gloves, sunglasses
<rian> what else?
<Valacar> decency
<Bad> Naypam my penis is glued to my body it can't even breathe
<moop> 10:03 <Bad> Tbh the saddest thing is he outlived Naypam. He really seemed to want to see tb die. For petty reasons.
<moop> haha thought about it too
<Bad> Maybe wait for Raziel's advice
<Bad> He's expert on women
<how-hiGh> he is always quiet when we are discussing sex and relationships lol
<how-hiGh> I'm even afraid to mock him for this because it seems like a serious psychological issue for him
<Bad> It is
<Bad> Weird
<how-hiGh> we're against internet bullying, remember?
<Bad> You don't usually notice things like that about people
<Bad> But it actually is true
<Bad> No bullying, srs, etc
<how-hiGh> I don't know for sure, but maybe his lack of success with women somehow related to the fact that his head looks like an egg with hair on top of it
<how-hiGh> and it wasn't even THAT pun I prepared