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#849
<Bad> wc3 story <Bad> When I installed wc3 I couldn't believe how pretty it was <Bad> Invited a friend over to see <Bad> Cinematic starts <Bad> Campaign mission where Jaina arrives <Bad> HI MY NAME IS JAINA PROUDMORE <Bad> Then the game gets stuck for some reason and it just loops <Bad> JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE <Bad> Shamed me <Bad> Fuck wc3
#660
<Naypam> I once got a reacharound from a gay but I didn't get hard so it didn't work <Naypam> part of the bits of gay I've done <Naypam> ate someone's smegma too but that's another story
#115
<Raziel> I don't think nonpc understands col1 = col2 <nonpc> what <BadFurDay> or some grouping on count(*) > 1 <lovely> Which is why I explained it. <nonpc> ofc I do :| <nonpc> col1 = other row's col1 and col2 = other row's col2 <nonpc> not sure how it can be explained any more
#555
<garne> what is a scary data type <Raziel> uuuuh <Raziel> object? <garne> no <garne> booooolean <garne> it's funny cos it's true
#442
<Bad> Oh rofl guys I have to tell you about my dream tonight btw <Bad> I was with Raziel in Cannes walking about <Bad> And Raziel kicked something on the ground <Bad> And I thought it would be funny to shout allah akbar as he did it <Bad> Then I turn around <Bad> And there's a family of muslims <Bad> And they tried to kill us <Bad> I ran so hard it woke me up at 2 am
#31
<kage> one time i gave my phone to my cousin <kage> the hot one <kage> she was browsing the photos <kage> and then bam <kage> penis photo <kage> i snatch the phone out of her hand <kage> and quickly delete it <kage> and laugh it out <kage> gg <kage> no re
#228
<Naypam> afk Garner 10/10 <Garner> sup <Naypam> > says pp <Garner> yeah was with postman <Naypam> > doesn't pause <Naypam> > I pause for Garner <Naypam> > says back <Naypam> > unpauses <Naypam> > goes afk
#123
<Naypam> god damn my toilet is broke <lovely> broken I assume? <Naypam> broke! <lovely> is it an gash? <Naypam> not sure how to activate the toilet from inside the pool of water * Naypam stupid <Naypam> nothing pulls! but the toilet handle is a lever1 <Naypam> so idk <Naypam> it's come detached from something <kage> haiku left for 1 day <kage> and your house completely falls apart <kage> i'd check if there are any screws missing <lovely> haha
#182
<ad13> hmm you know <ad13> I would postulate that a hard workout in the gym is better than sex <ad13> Hear me out on this lads <ad13> More tits, nicer tits, tits in motion <ad13> Then, after you're done, there's no nagging or shit, just a blissful feeling
#128
<Garner> BadFurDay <Garner> Ultimate question <Garner> Which country is third world? <BadFurDay> Garner: Countries with no internet (but a massive presence in MMOs, ruining them) <BadFurDay> Such as poland, russia, brazil <BadFurDay> Those countries get most of their food through cannibalism and eating rocks and snow