<Naypam> tempted to put my exposed bellend in this cold san pelegrino to see if it feels nice
<Naypam> 🤔
<Naypam> but I've actually like videoed myself
<Naypam> masturbating
<Naypam> then masturbated to myself masturbating
<Naypam> I've laughed too much in the past 36 hours
<Naypam> I need a completely serious day
<Naypam> super serious
<Naypam> we put our dicks in a guy's drink
<Naypam> he was mad
<Bad> wut
<Naypam> shouldn't have been so maad imo
<Bad> what am I raeding
<Naypam> replied by shitting on a car
<Naypam> he was madder
<Bad> ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
<Bad> why
<Bad> would you put your dick
<Bad> in a drink
<Naypam> because
<Naypam> then they drink it
<Naypam> and you say
<Naypam> "lol I put my dick in your drink"
<Naypam> and they hate
<Naypam> rofl
<Naypam> friend and his brother
<Naypam> brother helps friend onto bonnet of car
<Naypam> he kneels over
<Naypam> shits on the car
<Naypam> family safe campsite
<Naypam> rofl'd
<Naypam> he was not happy
<Naypam> but
<Naypam> got revenge by cumming in his sock
<Naypam> it's harder to cum through prostate stimulation!
<Naypam> why do I say these things :(
<Naypam> evil #redditeu making me say things I don't want to say
<how-hiGh> can someone explain
<how-hiGh> what is this fucking feeling when you point your shower rays right into your butthole
<how-hiGh> it's kinda makes the butthole contract
<Garner> !qdb stretch
<__bot__> https://qdb.lutro.me/78 - <ad13> I love that feeling of realising "urgh, this is going to hurt like fuck", then it gets over the threshold and you're just like me gusta <Bad> I don't. <nonpc> Yeah <nonpc> I LOVE pooping <nonpc> Like <nonpc> that stretching stretchy stretch <nonpc> oh yeah
<Naypam> idk if they have it in how-hiGh
<Naypam> but that feeling is called pleasure
<Naypam> being ass raped by russia 24/7 for decades maybe brings back bad memories tho
<how-hiGh> anyone else having same vein patterns on cock with their dad?
<how-hiGh> genetics ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
<Bad> Naypam if a USBÂ has a driver
<Bad> Do you travel on a USB
<Bad> Or in a USB ?
<ad13> Bad: it has a driver because it's a bus
<ad13> duh
<Raziel> I just noticed the bags under my eyes in that picture
<Raziel> sadface
<BadFurDay> those are called ears Raziel
<nonpc> if my penis is crooked upwards, it's good, ye?
<Naypam> pretty normal nonpc
<nonpc> but is good for g sport
<nonpc> spot*
<nonpc> right?
<Naypam> most bend up a little bit
<Naypam> if it is at a right angle you have a problem
<nonpc> is like
<nonpc> 90
<nonpc> degrees
<Naypam> yeah that's a right angle
<Naypam> _|
<BadFurDay> wtf
<BadFurDay> why am I reading about nonpc's dick
<nonpc> it's like..
<nonpc> errr
<Naypam> zid posted his yesterday
<nonpc> lemme paint it
<Naypam> :D
<Naypam> yay painting
<BadFurDay> fucking hell
<Naypam> Raziel hates this though, beware nonpc
<BadFurDay> this channel
<BadFurDay> this place
<BadFurDay> #fags
<Naypam> he banned zid for posting a pic of his own penis
<BadFurDay> fucking #fagseu
<nonpc> |-|
<nonpc> 8=====|_|
<nonpc> like this
<nonpc> penis
<Naypam> wtf is that
<BadFurDay> what the hell
<BadFurDay> it looks like a crack pipe
<nonpc> http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=Q9isnTKq
<BadFurDay> with balls
<nonpc> 90 degreess crooked
<BadFurDay> a crack pipe with balls, nonpc
<Naypam> what
<BadFurDay> your penis exhales weed
<Naypam> is tha
<BadFurDay> Naypam: a crack pipe with balls in ascii format
<Naypam> that's actually where you put the crack
<Naypam> on the right
<BadFurDay> yes
<Naypam> the the 8 idk
<BadFurDay> you use the balls to smoke
<Naypam> random 8
<BadFurDay> you teabag yourself
<BadFurDay> to smoke the crack
<nonpc> so anyways
<nonpc> how is your sundays guys?
<Wan> My keyboard wanted to autocomplete welcome to the cum zone