<Bad> omg it's a sign
<Bad> Phone call by a woman I want to get it on with
<Bad> Confirm we can see tomorrow
<Bad> I hang up my phone
<Bad> Battery says 69%
<Bad> IT'S A SIGN
<Garner> ...
<Raziel> ...
<Garner> #redditeu
<moop> so Bad why don't french have a word for enterpreneur
<Bad> We don't have such a thing because we are not as good as americans
<Bad> We can't create only imitate
<moop> like that matrix quote, "imitate this"
<moop> or something
<Bad> yeah
<Bad> you can each take one pill, be it the blue one you will experience reality, be it the green one you will go into space
<Bad> my favorite part of the matrix
<moop> don't you go into 420valhalla if you toke the green pill tho
<Bad> no that's after the scene where Morphoses fucks Leia but she's his aunt
(...one hour later)
<ad13> wtf
<ad13> isn't it red pill
<gojira> I can't breathe this is too funny.
<gojira> Someone I know. At her teambuilding excercise.
<gojira> Had to do on interpretive dance.
<gojira> Not alone but with her team.
<Naypam> that isn't teambuilding
<Naypam> that is hummiliation?
<gojira> And they all had to dance to pretend to be parts of their infrastructure.
<gojira> Nojoke.
<Naypam> how
<gojira> She was the NFS.
<gojira> lmao
<Garner> mfw i now have a huge whiteboard at home
<Bad> knowing you it's probably a brownboard but you insist it's white
<Naypam> tfw my keyboard's almost age of consent
<Raziel> I just attack pencils to my fingers before typing
<Naypam> hey zid you little fucker you owe me money for escorting you!
<zid> yo Raziel
<zid> can I ask you something?
<Raziel> yes
<zid> doto?
<Raziel> omg
<Naypam> BFD|Slave.
<Naypam> was your ex...
<Naypam> a bee?
<Naypam> are you a bee BFD|Slave?
<BFD|Slave> POSSIBLY
<BFD|Slave> You'll never know Naypam
<BFD|Slave> Unless you come visit
<BFD|Slave> Or I come visit
<Naypam> :D
<Naypam> fly on over baby
<Naypam> watch out for the snow
<BFD|Slave> Bees can't cross the channel you dipshit
<BFD|Slave> And they hibernate
<BFD|Slave> omg
<BFD|Slave> how am I meant to
<BFD|Slave> you fucking clueless faggot
<nonpc> the fck
<nonpc> is going on
<Naypam> of course they can cross the channel
<Naypam> else how did they get to scotland?
<Naypam> by boat?
<Naypam> did they make a little bee boat?
<Naypam> a bee longship?
<Naypam> GET A GRIP YOU IDIOT
<+how-hiGh> The sun will set at 5:45 PM.
<+how-hiGh> https://goo.gl/search/What+time+does+the+sun+set
<__bot__> https://goo.gl/search/What => https://www.google.com/search?q=What
<Intee> She [Intee's girlfriend] is dirty talking about Bad... I shit you not... Laying on my bed, getting naked saying, "If he had ladders that lead to books I'd climb him, oh I'd climb him" Fucking QUOTE.