<Garner> mfw i now have a huge whiteboard at home
<Bad> knowing you it's probably a brownboard but you insist it's white
<zid> yo Raziel
<zid> can I ask you something?
<Raziel> yes
<zid> doto?
<Raziel> omg
<Bad> My syslog is ddosed by irccloud
<Bad> Pretty much
<how-hiGh> you never eaten ass? srs
<moop> srs
<how-hiGh> ever eaten ass or not moop?
<moop> never
<how-hiGh> lmao must be a virgin
<moop> lmoa
<how-hiGh> Bad` moop never licked girls anus lol @ him
<how-hiGh> moop you are missing out srs
<moop> srs
<how-hiGh> by nowadays standards to be a decent BF you have to lick anus
<Naypam> like
<Naypam> if you're in a friend's bed
<Naypam> no porn to masturbate to
<Naypam> make your own
<Raziel> also why is my left arm thicker than my right
* BadFurDay has joined #redditeu
<BadFurDay> god damn
<BadFurDay> I need anger management courses
<BadFurDay> there was a trio of little fucks in the bus who were talking about skiddy shit
<BadFurDay> gloating about how they were pissing off their teachers by giving their homework in password protected tar.gz
<BadFurDay> gloating about how they could crack the passes of their school's computers in 20 seconds
<BadFurDay> and making plans about how they'd best piss off their teachers next
<BadFurDay> of note: "tar.gz is like, the best troll, because you can like, only open it on linux"
<BadFurDay> I exploded at the little fucks and put them back in place
<BadFurDay> they looked all ruined and mad
<BadFurDay> but then people in the bus got even madder
<BadFurDay> and asked me to step out
<BadFurDay> had to walk home ffs
<moop> holy fuck
<moop> i can't order me food
<moop> the whole site is double-visioned
<Steelio> psycho holiday keeps spamming me
<Steelio> he's so fuckin annoying
<moopie> where yo uknow psycho from
<Steelio> i added him cause i recognized him from redditeu
<Steelio> he's annoying
<moop> Raziel: probably you have some tiny asshole that is hard to spot