<Naypam> I once got a reacharound from a gay but I didn't get hard so it didn't work
<Naypam> part of the bits of gay I've done
<Naypam> ate someone's smegma too but that's another story
<Valacar> duolingo teaches sweden's swedish that is different from finland's swedish -_-
<Naypam> so you admit you don't speak finnish but finnish swedish?
<Valacar> so i have to translate finnish to english to finland's sweden to sweden's swedish when i'm using duolingo!
<Valacar> a lot harder than english to spanish
<Naypam> > finland's sweden
<Naypam> I see the rivalry is still strong
<Naypam> technically it's not YOUR sweden
<Raziel> no no you're misreading it Naypam
<Raziel> it's short for "finland is sweden"
<Naypam> ohhh
<Valacar> oh my god
<Raziel> the barber I was at trimmed my eyebrows
<Raziel> feels weird
<Raziel> that feeling when you're proud of your shit
<Raziel> didn't have to wipe a lot, didn't smell awful, they were all lying in an orderly fashion in the toilet bowl
<Raziel> almost felt like taking a picture
<Wan> My keyboard wanted to autocomplete welcome to the cum zone
<Phixion> bswf
<Phixion> n
<Phixion> fw
<Phixion> s
<Phixion> ...
<Bad> gojira: https://www.quora.com/I-mastered-coding-when-I-was-10-and-Im-currently-making-my-own-operating-system-Im-currently-15-years-old-How-do-I-make-myself-appeal-to-people
<gojira> Yes there is no answer there?
<Bad> Indeed
<Bad> Is just that it's funny to read I mastered coding when I was 10 and I'm currently making my own operating system. I'm currently 15 years old. How do I make myself appeal to people?
<Raziel> I mastered seduction when I was 10 and I'm currently waiting for the perfect mate. I'm currently 26 years old. How do I make myself appeal to people?
<Wan> There's a Lemon curve ad right in front of me
<Wan> Train in 4 minutes
<Wan> Naypam would probably masturbate while waiting
<Wan> And yet I'm here, staring blankly at a lingerie ad because of a FUCKING PUN BASED ON A GORILLA FACE ON A KEY
<Wan> Would you save cp under the name child_pr0n.tar.gz?
<Naypam> I don't use gzip pls
<Naypam> would be .xz
<Wan> No, with you it's .tar.d
<garne> i posted some pics and a video on fb, and tagged gf sister as gd doesnt use facebook. then a colleague says i thought your gf was ginger
<garne> i said "wat"
<garne> no comtext
<garne> i ask to elaborate
<garne> he says i saw your post and om the video she gave you blow kisses
<garne> i was cringing so much was like
<garne> why is he stalking me
<garne> writing it makes me cringe
<garne> anyway he leaving next week so is ok