[ Raziel starts a game named "Empires Apart" on Steam ]
Valacar: do you need clue?
Raziel: what?
Valacar: well your empires are apart
Valacar: h0h0h00h0h0h0h0h0h
Raziel: you mean glue?
Valacar: of fuck
Valacar: nvm
Valacar: this conversation never happened
<Raziel> fuuuuuuuuuuck rachel
<gojira> she looks retarded today
<Raziel> she just gets hotter every day
<moop> Lol
<moop> This museum is hugo
<moop> Dunno how to get out halp
<moop> Looking for a way out for the last 30 min
<Bad> rofl
<moop> Also the weed doesn't help
<Bad> you barely entered the museum
<Bad> already trying to go out
<moop> Not trying to get out
<moop> Just curious where out is
[ 4 hours later ]
<moop> Bad pls I'm dying Diego
<moop> Here
<Bad> rip Diego
<Raziel> ah man
<Raziel> if only we were there with you
<Bad> moop are you outside?
<Bad> or in hotel?
<moop> Still in museum
<Bad> ROFL
* Naypam joined the channel
<Naypam> BAAAAAAAAH
<Raziel> that's what she said
<Naypam> my mum walked in on me masturbating on the floor
<Naypam> kicked the door shut in her face
<Naypam> finished up
<Naypam> was like nothing happened.
<Raziel> me and Garner were moop's two assholes
<Garner> but french on phone is harder than sucking my own dick
<Naypam> god there's nothing worse than typing on a phone
<Naypam> even sucking your own dick is better
<how-hiGh> ad13: did they come together?
<ad13> did who come together?
<how-hiGh> your buttcheeks after last night
<ad13> wat
<how-hiGh> joke :-)
<Bad> coffee tastes bad in every form fyi
<Bad> disgusting shit
<Valacar> lies
<Valacar> the true black gold
<Bad> black gold is stolen gold from white households
<Happy0> > Be me, visiting Naypalm's flat for the first time
<Happy0> > Enter the RedditEU gaming lounge
<Happy0> > goodtimes.jpg
<Happy0> > Open my mouth to say 'yoyoyo' and inquire to as the state of the dealio
<Happy0> > Trip over the famous cum stain on the carpet
<Happy0> > Fall, face first, onto a syringe
<Happy0> > Scramble to get up.. Syringes catching on to me everywhere as I flail around
<Happy0> > Like I'm in a cactus farm
<Happy0> > Find myself in Naypam's bedroom. Blood on the walls, the sheets, everywhere.
<Happy0> > Naypam in a k-hole in the corner, shoe on his head, vacant expression
<Happy0> > Scream
<Happy0> > Run into the money vault
<Happy0> help me end this story, guys =[
<Happy0> i'm not sure where to take it!