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#29
<Naypam> let me get a rough estimate of my lifetime masturbations <Naypam> about 8200 times <Naypam> easily going to hit 10k faps like <Naypam> in the next year or two <Naypam> wonder if I'll hit 100k <Naypam> that would be quite hard <lively> you going to fap 4 times a day nay? <Naypam> no but average now is twice a day <Naypam> used to be 4-5 times a day <Naypam> morning and night, sometimes when I get home from work <BFD|Slave> Naypam: wanker <dux0r> 21900 faps <dux0r> at least <Naypam> rofl <Naypam> god damn that's way more than me <Naypam> even including the age difference <dux0r> 4*365*15 <Naypam> 4 <Naypam> FOUR <lively> 4 <Naypam> I only did 4-5 when I was a teenager <dux0r> i told u i was hardcore mother fuckers
#353
<how-hiGh> tfw no appartments to smash a girl <how-hiGh> Bad what to do <Bad> car <how-hiGh> no car <Bad> club toilet <Bad> hotel room <how-hiGh> well club toilet is overly slutty thing, isn't it?! <Bad> or just get an apartment <how-hiGh> girl with self respect won't do it in toilet <FredG> any girl would <how-hiGh> fuaaaark short on money, but gonna rent it <Bad> can confirm what FredG says <Bad> for some reason, movies and stuff teach us that men are sex obsessed and women are pure or whatever <Bad> but women also like sex you know <Bad> and if they can't have it in an apartment they'll have it in a toilet <Bad> they're just as desperate for it as we are <FredG> ^ <how-hiGh> I don't want to do it in toiler, cuz I'll lose respect for her after it <Bad> rofl <Bad> you really have massive personal problems with women and purity <how-hiGh> I do <Bad> bro <Bad> I currently can not bring back women to my flat <Bad> I split with my ex in march, and she's moving out next week <Bad> so I know your problem with no apartment to smash a girl <Bad> I gave you answers <Bad> car, toilet, hotel <Bad> they all work and don't make it feel like the girl is worse or like you are shit <Bad> there are no other good answers <Bad> you'll have to live with it <how-hiGh> my fav sex positions are horizontal <Bad> when you don't have a flat to smash in, you can't be picky <Bad> hotel room solves that problem though <how-hiGh> yeah but needs money investment <Bad> then you live the life everyone in the world lives between about 13 and 25 years old <Bad> and you do it in a toilet <Bad> having a place to have sex is the main reason why I got myself my own flat super early tbh <how-hiGh> well gonna rent appartment I think <Bad> Having your own place is only good things, not a single negative <Bad> Worth the money and time you invest in it <how-hiGh> should I rent for 24 hrs or just like 5-6 hrs? <FredG> wat <Bad> wat <how-hiGh> the appartments <how-hiGh> there is option to rent for a full day or just several hrs <Bad> what the fuck am I reading <Bad> you would rent an apartment just to have sex <Bad> get a cheap hotel room <how-hiGh> appartment = 1 room flat <how-hiGh> hotel rooms are more expensive <Bad> wtf is wrong with your country <FredG> lol <Bad> also I laughed at 5-6hrs <Bad> it's for sex <FredG> toilet is better <how-hiGh> appartment I mean 1 room, kitchen, toilet <Bad> rent for 5 minutes <FredG> no such thing as self respect loss or whatever <Bad> I agree with FredG actually <FredG> even the girls who seem innocnet as fuck or pure as you put it enjoy toilet fucks <FredG> or cars <how-hiGh> Bad I don't cum quickly <how-hiGh> I please my woman <Bad> implying all women like when it lasts <how-hiGh> implying all women wait for it to end ASAP? <Bad> all I gotta say <Bad> if you don't cum quickly either you didn't have sex many times in your life <Bad> either you have very poor partners <Bad> either you need to discover foreplay <FredG> lol toilet fuck > 1 minute <FredG> takes like 10 seconds <Bad> wtf 10 seconds FredG <Bad> world record for longest toilet fuck is at 2 seconds <Bad> you're lying <Bad> one time I lasted more than 1 second I was so proud <FredG> rofl <FredG> yeah that w/e <FredG> same thing <FredG> point is, it doesn't last a minute or an hour <how-hiGh> lol @ cumming fast <how-hiGh> just lol <how-hiGh> girl won't beg you for more <Bad> it depends on the girl, how-hiGh <Bad> some girls like long fucks <Bad> others get bored if it lasts too long <Bad> it's almost like every girl is different wow <Bad> who'd have thought <how-hiGh> how can she get bored if she gets numerous orgasms?!!
#246
* Naypalm changed the topic of #redditeu to: RUINED <Bad> OMG <Bad> IEÉPOTMÉ2QOLÉV7Z2897P2vptui * Bad has left #redditeu
#31
<kage> one time i gave my phone to my cousin <kage> the hot one <kage> she was browsing the photos <kage> and then bam <kage> penis photo <kage> i snatch the phone out of her hand <kage> and quickly delete it <kage> and laugh it out <kage> gg <kage> no re
#460
<moop> 8-0 <moop> fuck yeah <moop> why did it take me so long to try this game wtf <moop> it's f.a.f. <moop> fun as fuck [ a bit later... ] <moop> oooooooooooooooooh now i see <moop> i was playing against ai for the first 10 wins <moop> til
#93
<nonpc> Was at her place yesturday <nonpc> Damn, it is all like so fucking strange <nonpc> Em.. We just sat, drank some tea <nonpc> I stroked her hair, face <nonpc> and stuff <nonpc> it was pretty calm shit <nonpc> She almost showed me her underwear because it was all pink <nonpc> Later on, I checked out her underwear still. <nonpc> She decided to hide from me <nonpc> while I went to pee <nonpc> and then I found her <nonpc> and she was like <nonpc> "what are you doing" <nonpc> and I was like <nonpc> derp <nonpc> and checked out the underwear <nonpc> it was nice <nonpc> and cute <nonpc> Some times I would like turn her face to me <nonpc> and talk stuff <nonpc> and then say <nonpc> "dont worry, I'm not going to try and kiss you" <nonpc> so she feels better <nonpc> :D <Raziel> YOU would turn her head to you? <nonpc> yes <nonpc> force that <nonpc> It also btw <nonpc> came to that that <nonpc> she told me she woudnt like to be choked <nonpc> we tried it <nonpc> I had her in a head lock
#218
<Bad> omg it's a sign <Bad> Phone call by a woman I want to get it on with <Bad> Confirm we can see tomorrow <Bad> I hang up my phone <Bad> Battery says 69% <Bad> IT'S A SIGN <Garner> ... <Raziel> ... <Garner> #redditeu
#647
<moop> i put sugar and milk in my coffee! <moop> i'm a monster <Bad> I don't see anything wrong with milk or sugar in coffee. <Raziel> there's nothing wrong with it <Raziel> just like there's nothing wrong with being a woman, or being gay
#109
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#593
<garne> how can the game have multiple orgasms!? <garne> should be long and slow