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<Naypam> interesting
<Naypam> if you don't have +x on the directory the returned error seems to be that cd isn't a command
<Raziel> lol?
<Naypam> try this
<Raziel> bash: cd: foo: Permission denied
<Naypam> sudo mkdir aoeu && sudo chmod 700 aoeu && sudo cd aoeu
<Raziel> sudo cd aoeu
<Raziel> really?
<Naypam> TRY IT
<Naypam> true story: I came in my own eye once
<how-hiGh> attention please
<how-hiGh> An old man took his phone to a repair shop, they said nothing was wrong with it.
<how-hiGh> He then responds "then why don't my kids ever call me?" As he looked down and walked away slowly...
<Naypam> how-hiGh: why did the chicken cross the road?
<Naypam> to get away from you
<how-hiGh> :/
<moop> also the lady that was on the phone kept calling me a she
<moop> 🤔
<moop> this is pretty emasculating
<moop> should i sue her for emasculating a cripple?
<Raziel> moop adventures
<moop> she literally attacked my identity
<moop> this is horrible
<moop> i could get depressed
<moop> could kill myself
<moop> she should be put in jail
<moop> I AM A MAN
<moop> a manly man
* moop flexes 💪
<Valacar> the more important thing is that you did not correct her
<moop> rofl i actually did
<moop> Valacar: you think she cared?
<moop> she was mocking me
<moop> tbh she realized eventually
<moop> not when i corrected her tho
<Valacar> wew
<Valacar> harsh
<moop> this is worse than rape by deception
<Naypam> a pinch of nay juice and he'll be ready to fight a war!
<Laiz> Nay sauce
<Laiz> oh man
<Naypam> here's the trick.
<Raziel> how do you make nay juice?
<Raziel> mix whisky and whisky?
<Naypam> requirements: microphone, freezing plate, kettle
<Naypam> I'm telling you Raziel
<Naypam> turn microphone to max and let Naypam speak from it
<Naypam> holf freezing plate above microphone
<Naypam> let boiling water boil ont freezing plaet
<Naypam> suddenly
<Naypam> on plate appears a solid
<Naypam> from my voice
<Naypam> that's nay sauce
<Naypam> now you can eat
<Naypam> and you'll feel better
<Raziel> personally I'm a pedophile in the meaning of being afraid of walking
<Bad> So
<Bad> My girl talks about the guys that smoke fish for a living
<Bad> What I pictured in my head was someone rolling a fish into a joint and smoking it
<Bad> And it seemed normal to my brain
<Bad> I was like this is what she meant yes
<Bad> Then thought about it
< dux0r> the fuck is wrong with you people
wat
<gojira> I can't breathe this is too funny.
<gojira> Someone I know. At her teambuilding excercise.
<gojira> Had to do on interpretive dance.
<gojira> Not alone but with her team.
<Naypam> that isn't teambuilding
<Naypam> that is hummiliation?
<gojira> And they all had to dance to pretend to be parts of their infrastructure.
<gojira> Nojoke.
<Naypam> how
<gojira> She was the NFS.
<gojira> lmao