<ad13> love watching the rugby on bbc alba
<ad13> penis for everyone
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<Naypam> after sleepover
<Naypam> went for showher, masturbate on floor
<Naypam> have shower
<Naypam> perfecet
<Naypam> but everybody's done that too
<Naypam> also omg was a party
<Naypam> hot girls and everything
<Naypam> but I masturbated in the toilet
<Naypam> was awesome
<Naypam> then went for a walk with a friend smoking
<Naypam> like a tree
<BFD|Slave> god
<BFD|Slave> this guy
<Naypam> BFD|Slave nightmare
<BFD|Slave> is King Wank
<BFD|Slave> more wanker than a wanker
<kage> what can i say...
<Naypam> yeah but when you'er like 15
<Naypam> you see a leg
<Naypam> FAP FAP FAP
<BFD|Slave> at a party with hot girls
<BFD|Slave> BETTER FAP
<BFD|Slave> what the fuck
<Naypam> well it was after the party had died down
<kage> nay, does haiku know all this ?
<kage> is he gonna wake up one day
<kage> and see you on top of his bed
<kage> masturbating ?
<BFD|Slave> kage: rofl, I can imagine haiku arriving at Naypam's place, and nay going "Yeah so we'll have to share a bunk bed"
<BFD|Slave> With a huge smile on his face
<kage> like the one i'm having right now
<kage> right ?
<BFD|Slave> yes
<BFD|Slave> pretty much
<kage> that would be awesome
<dux0r> =/
<Naypam> it's okay
<Naypam> I'm the master of subtlty
<Bruce> Raziel: did you ever used cloudformation ?
<moop> Is this a fart joke Bruce
<moop> So guys update
<moop> Remember they asked to piss in a jar?
<moop> I dropped it
<moop> Rip
<moop> TBH not my fault, my hands lack feelings
— +Raziel downloads quake champions
<Valacar> when are they releasing that?
<Raziel> fuck if I know
<Valacar> well how on earth are you playing it?!?!
<moop> Valacar: beta
<Valacar> pff
<moop> oh i'm not saying how he's playing
<moop> i'm calling u a beta
<moop> sorry for confusion
<Naypam> got my blue snowball detected by linux
<Naypam> by dropping it on the floor
<Wan> HOLY SHIT
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<Wan> qdb is now dank af
<Raziel> ermergerd
<Bad> imma just say moop
<Bad> (adult) Jodelle looks like the first guy I ever seriously dated
<Raziel> I've ran into a thread of hilarious anime clips