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#54
<kage> PvZ just stupid <kage> oh <kage> i'll just make roach/infestor/bl <kage> gg <BadFurDay> kage: called it <BadFurDay> [14:31] <kage> i'ma go play dota2 <BadFurDay> [14:31] <kage> and then some sc2 <BadFurDay> [14:32] <BadFurDay> k, so it's 16:31 <BadFurDay> [14:32] <BadFurDay> I'll check irc around 16:00 <BadFurDay> [14:32] <BadFurDay> to laugh at your balance whine and rage <BadFurDay> [14:32] <BadFurDay> popcorn.gif <BadFurDay> you're 15 minutes late though <BadFurDay> but called it anyway :D
#850
<ad13> just took a piss and my pee has a strong smell of chicken
#610
<Raziel> fuck sleep <Raziel> ima play video games (next day) <Raziel> man <Raziel> that is the worst night's sleep I've had in a long time
#813
<Raziel> I never really thought about it but I guess young me did start to think about determinism and utilitarianism and crap mostly because of the matrix sequels
#44
<fabe> yeah but i would go insane as a parent if people just started searching for the body <wellborg> fabe: isnt the statistic on kidnapped people is that they die pretty soon after the fact? <fabe> i have no idea wellborg <fabe> dux0r do you kill your victims quickly? <dux0r> I like to freeze my poop n stab em with it then wait a week to see if they get infected
#225
<haiku> did you lose nay? <Garner> ofc he did, he's bronze <Garner> just altered his monitor's contrast and now thinks he's gold
#33
<Naypam> after sleepover <Naypam> went for showher, masturbate on floor <Naypam> have shower <Naypam> perfecet <Naypam> but everybody's done that too <Naypam> also omg was a party <Naypam> hot girls and everything <Naypam> but I masturbated in the toilet <Naypam> was awesome <Naypam> then went for a walk with a friend smoking <Naypam> like a tree <BFD|Slave> god <BFD|Slave> this guy <Naypam> BFD|Slave nightmare <BFD|Slave> is King Wank <BFD|Slave> more wanker than a wanker <kage> what can i say... <Naypam> yeah but when you'er like 15 <Naypam> you see a leg <Naypam> FAP FAP FAP <BFD|Slave> at a party with hot girls <BFD|Slave> BETTER FAP <BFD|Slave> what the fuck <Naypam> well it was after the party had died down <kage> nay, does haiku know all this ? <kage> is he gonna wake up one day <kage> and see you on top of his bed <kage> masturbating ? <BFD|Slave> kage: rofl, I can imagine haiku arriving at Naypam's place, and nay going "Yeah so we'll have to share a bunk bed" <BFD|Slave> With a huge smile on his face <kage> like the one i'm having right now <kage> right ? <BFD|Slave> yes <BFD|Slave> pretty much <kage> that would be awesome <dux0r> =/ <Naypam> it's okay <Naypam> I'm the master of subtlty
#282
<how-hiGh> http://i.imgur.com/nJ11fmk.png is it appropriate when applying for a job? srs <Garner> lol <Garner> how-hiGh is more retarded than i thought <Raziel> ...... <how-hiGh> wtf <how-hiGh> please respect srs tag <how-hiGh> so it sounds dumb and I have to remove it? <Garner> are you serious or just trolling because it's #redditeu? <how-hiGh> serious <how-hiGh> just tell if it look retarded <how-hiGh> this is why I'm asking for opinions <Garner> keep it, looks very professional <how-hiGh> don't laugh me off <Raziel> yeah I agree with Garner <how-hiGh> it sounds like you want to fuck up my entire professional career? <how-hiGh> damned phaggots <Garner> > professional career <how-hiGh> fuck you moron you are the worst kind of phaggot I ever encountered on the internet <how-hiGh> just get the fuck out of this channel bro <how-hiGh> and by bro I mean NEVER my bro <how-hiGh> you phaggot
#143
<happy0> inb4 penis joke <BadFurDay> penis joke <happy0> hahah. every time
#191
<BFD|Slave> I swear I've tried to see the baby try autofellatio