<Garner> I was only there for a night ( ͡°╭ ͟ʖ╮͡├┬┴┬┴
<gar> 매 ㄱ먀닏
<gar> so raziel *
<Intergage`> I was a little gay for a bit.
<Naypam> tempted to put my exposed bellend in this cold san pelegrino to see if it feels nice
<Naypam> 🤔
<Naypam> I have more sperm than you BFD|Slave
<zid> in your mouth
<Naypam> I wish
<zid> wut
<zid> as in, "wut a faggot"
<Naypam> I occasionally eat my own sperm
<zid> I did it once
<zid> it was a bad idea
<zid> It had a poor texture
<Naypam> yeah the texture is pretty bad
<Naypam> doesn't taste bad though
<Naypam> funny after taste too
<Naypam> but it saves wiping it with a sock or something
<zid> I use discarded crisp packets / coke cans when I am being lazy
<Naypam> yeah that's fine
<Naypam> usually just use disgarded underwear these days!
<Naypam> used to just wipe with my bed sheet
<zid> not a box?
<Naypam> but if girls stay over I'd rather them not sleep in ancient cum stains
<Naypam> well I wouldn't mind
<Naypam> but they might
<lovely> wat
<Naypam> reminds me of when I went back to edinburgh
<Naypam> got the train to aberdeen, train arrived at the same time as one of my best friends
<Naypam> went to hold his hand
<Naypam> so accustomed to it
<moop> man i need to buy a shaving knife
<nonpc> Laiz, could you shut the fuck up. No one gives a shit, you never say anything that's remotely useful. You're clearly a waste of the bytes you transfer to/from the internet.
<moop> like remember in army
<moop> i needed at least a week to get used to new environment before i could masturbate
<moop> duno why
<gojira> 99% sure on being in edinbro last weekend of july
<gojira> sleeping with the nay
<gojira> at the nay
<gojira> not with
<gojira> wtf