<moop> i will use this excuse for the next 5 years
<moop> accidentally grab girl tits
<moop> imma be like "sry baby i had roids"
<moop> and she be like "hemorhoids?"
<moop> and i'll be like "no... the manly stuff... come on you know"
<moop> "the ball shrinking thing?"
<moop> "yeah, you got it"
<Naypam> awwwwwwwwwww what the fuck my boss
<Naypam> inb4 "raziel"
<BFD|Slave> "raziel"
<Raziel> wat
<Naypam> my teeth feel really clean
<Naypam> interesting
<how-hiGh> you never eaten ass? srs
<moop> srs
<how-hiGh> ever eaten ass or not moop?
<moop> never
<how-hiGh> lmao must be a virgin
<moop> lmoa
<how-hiGh> Bad` moop never licked girls anus lol @ him
<how-hiGh> moop you are missing out srs
<moop> srs
<how-hiGh> by nowadays standards to be a decent BF you have to lick anus
<Naypam> I fucking hate linux
<Naypam> it's awful
<Raziel> hate headaches so much
<Raziel> especially because they only ever happen on weekends
<moop> thank you Raziel
<Raziel> for what?
<moop> you're the closest i have to gf excuse of not wanting to have sex
<moop> <3
<Bad> I'm actually laughing out loud at my own link so hard that I have a small nosebleed now
<Bad> fuck this
<BFD|Slave> So nonpc
<BFD|Slave> What do you think about anal stimulation?
<BFD|Slave> Inserting items into your own ass for sexual enjoyment?
<nonpc> well.
<nonpc> not my thing, as of now.
<nonpc> whatever makes you feel good, I suppose.
<lively> i like the as of now
<lively> keeping his faggot side open
<ad13> fortunately i knew carrying the colon around was going to be a pain in the arse (it acts as a sail in this wind) so managed to refrain
<moop> holy fuck
<moop> i can't order me food
<moop> the whole site is double-visioned
<Bad> FUCK OFF JOROSAR YOU PIECE OF SHIT
<Bad> THERE ARE SO MANY CHEESE VARIETIES
<Bad> A FRENCH PLAYER IS CHEESING
<Bad> AND HE CALLS IT GRUYÈRE
<Bad> GRUYÈRE IS SWISS YOU GARBAGE HUMAN BEING
<Bad> GET FUCKED