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<kage> dude, being nay would be so amusing <kage> you'd do the craziest shit and you'd get a free pass from people <kage> because you're fucking nay <kage> like, if i were to start putting things in my ass people would be disgusted <kage> whenever nay does it on webcam people cheer for more <kage> that's how fun being nay is <kage> !

<Bad> Oh rofl guys I have to tell you about my dream tonight btw <Bad> I was with Raziel in Cannes walking about <Bad> And Raziel kicked something on the ground <Bad> And I thought it would be funny to shout allah akbar as he did it <Bad> Then I turn around <Bad> And there's a family of muslims <Bad> And they tried to kill us <Bad> I ran so hard it woke me up at 2 am

<Psycho_Holiday> gojira, will be unicum soon moop <moop> unicum <Psycho_Holiday> super-unicum for today

<how-hiGh> can someone explain <how-hiGh> what is this fucking feeling when you point your shower rays right into your butthole <how-hiGh> it's kinda makes the butthole contract <Garner> !qdb stretch <__bot__> https://qdb.lutro.me/78 - <ad13> I love that feeling of realising "urgh, this is going to hurt like fuck", then it gets over the threshold and you're just like me gusta <Bad> I don't. <nonpc> Yeah <nonpc> I LOVE pooping <nonpc> Like <nonpc> that stretching stretchy stretch <nonpc> oh yeah <Naypam> idk if they have it in how-hiGh <Naypam> but that feeling is called pleasure <Naypam> being ass raped by russia 24/7 for decades maybe brings back bad memories tho

<moop> wait is diarrhea medicine causes diarrhea or stops diarrhea

<moop> also the lady that was on the phone kept calling me a she <moop> 🤔 <moop> this is pretty emasculating <moop> should i sue her for emasculating a cripple? <Raziel> moop adventures <moop> she literally attacked my identity <moop> this is horrible <moop> i could get depressed <moop> could kill myself <moop> she should be put in jail <moop> I AM A MAN <moop> a manly man * moop flexes 💪 <Valacar> the more important thing is that you did not correct her <moop> rofl i actually did <moop> Valacar: you think she cared? <moop> she was mocking me <moop> tbh she realized eventually <moop> not when i corrected her tho <Valacar> wew <Valacar> harsh <moop> this is worse than rape by deception

<Bad> moop: what the FUCK is a extuessl <Bad> For real wtf <moop> Bad: it's my mail <Bad> wtf does it mean <moop> wanted to get anton but it was taken <Raziel> anton is taken? dammit <Raziel> extuessl next best option <Raziel> ?????????? <moop> tbh the real story behind extuessl is it was the kaptcha that i got after trying like 20 different account names <moop> was like eh fuck it <moop> tbh all my tries were anton0-19

<moop> wtf lol <moop> if (item1 == 0) do_something() <moop> item1 is not 0 <moop> yet the code goes into do_something() anyways <moop> wtf ??? <gojira> what are you doing moop <moop> working <gojira> and you are asking us how to compare values in languyages <gojira> ? <Raziel> Var dump item1 <moop> like am i retarded <moop> can't be <gojira> well <gojira> it's either going to be 'item1 is actually 0' <moop> i am retarded but like wtf i can't see it <gojira> or you don't actually have that code <moop> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/7cqZSvwv/ <moop> is the debugger retarded <moop> no i am retarded <moop> wtf <gojira> ... <Raziel> Do you even know what the logical or does <gojira> i don't think so <Bad> lmao <gojira> probably thinks its used to make it pretty? <Bad> this is hilarious <Bad> next level fail <moop> oh fuck <moop> yeah i am retarded

<Juno> why not just all speak english <Juno> like most intelligent people * Steele has joined #redditeu <Steele> sup

<Bad> So guys <Bad> This is the second time now and I've only been with my girl for a year <Bad> She does a lot of roleplaying in MMOs on her free time <Bad> And like in every roleplaying, there's fictional relationships and stuff <Bad> And for the second time in a year a guy thought it meant that she liked him irl <Bad> And is like <Bad> Dump your guy and be with me I'll treat you better <Bad> He doesn't deserve you etc <Bad> The whole nice guy attitude <Bad> Got him banned by the whole french roleplaying community on that game <Bad> It's fucking hilarious <moop> so the girl is dumping you <garne> wat <garne> fictional relationships and stuff? <garne> what am i reading <Bad> Well yeah her character has a life right <moop> ye garne like what you have with Raziel <Bad> She's some baker in some desert town or w/e <moop> fucking girl gamers amirite <Bad> And her character sometimes has relationships with other characters in order to make her character evolve right <Bad> There's no sex in their RP though, it's just like <garne> so it's just the character having a relationship with another character <Bad> Yes <garne> and the guy thought it meant oh players should have a relationship too <garne> lol <Bad> The stories move organically on RP servers <garne> fair enough, makes more sense now <Bad> If two characters seem like a good fit they both say ok they should be together <garne> funny <Bad> But it's characters, right <Bad> Yeah <Raziel> you should get her to accept the daate <Bad> First time it happened was like 6 months ago <Raziel> but then you show up <Bad> The guy got in full creep mode <Bad> Tried multiple times to make the characters have sexual RP <Bad> After a while she reported him and he got banned <garne> eodl <garne> rofl* <Bad> Then he started telling her on skype that he wants to date her <Bad> Even though he knew she was living with me <Bad> Now this time <garne> he knows a lot about her already <Bad> The guy she treated like a friend <Bad> So he knows some things about me and my relationship with her <Bad> Since they had friendly conversations <Bad> And he just went full crazy mode <Bad> Listed reasons why she's unhappy with me <moop> you have the list? <Bad> And listed reasons why she'd be better off with him <Bad> moop: well it happened ingame and I'm not gonna ask her to login again and see if there's logs or whatever, but off the top of my head it was the basic stuff <Bad> Like he's just with you for sex I'll treat you like a real woman etc et <Bad> He doesn't understand your true feelings etc <Bad> Why are you with a boring guy when I'm so much better etc etc et <Bad> The usual nice guy shit <moop> tbh that would work on me <Bad> He probably seriously believes it too <moop> would dump bf for him <Bad> rofl <Wan> I can hear the fedora tipping <Bad> Oh I forgot to mention, I think it's an important detail <Bad> The first one, from 6 months ago <Bad> He was married and had kids <Wan> ROFL <Bad> And offered to dump his wife for her <Bad> That made it easy to ban him from the RP community <Bad> They just had to say if you come back we talk to your wife <Bad> :)