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<Naypam> BFD|Slave you have sex once a month and it lasts 45 minutes because you're french and all the french are prissy fucks that spend 5 hours doing foreplay only to stroke each other with a feather and suddenly cum a blob the size of a fucking pea with absolutely zero enjoyment. enjoy your french fantasy life and not living in the real world. TRUT HHURTS
<Bad> So
<Bad> My girl talks about the guys that smoke fish for a living
<Bad> What I pictured in my head was someone rolling a fish into a joint and smoking it
<Bad> And it seemed normal to my brain
<Bad> I was like this is what she meant yes
<Bad> Then thought about it
[ Raziel starts a game named "Empires Apart" on Steam ]
Valacar: do you need clue?
Raziel: what?
Valacar: well your empires are apart
Valacar: h0h0h00h0h0h0h0h0h
Raziel: you mean glue?
Valacar: of fuck
Valacar: nvm
Valacar: this conversation never happened
<Raziel> I never really thought about it but I guess young me did start to think about determinism and utilitarianism and crap mostly because of the matrix sequels
<Bad> Oh rofl guys I have to tell you about my dream tonight btw
<Bad> I was with Raziel in Cannes walking about
<Bad> And Raziel kicked something on the ground
<Bad> And I thought it would be funny to shout allah akbar as he did it
<Bad> Then I turn around
<Bad> And there's a family of muslims
<Bad> And they tried to kill us
<Bad> I ran so hard it woke me up at 2 am
<Bad> ok story
<Bad> when I was a teen I went to a pharmacy and asked the pharmacist
<Bad> « [censored] size condoms please »
<Bad> he looked at me and told me
<Bad> uhm ok buddy, you just pick them up in the shop
<Bad> and ring them at the register
<Bad> I never went to that pharmacy again
<Steele> ooh i just thought of a meme
<moop> was it a nice meme
<Steele> v good meme
<Steele> i am an independent nation state
<Steele> and i don't need no bloc
<Steele> something
<gojira> nimbus
<gojira> (other types of cloud)
<gojira> i only know nimbus
<Naypam> straterata
<Naypam> or something
<Naypam> stratera?
<Naypam> idk
<Raziel> and something that sounds like columbus but not quite
<Raziel> why do they all end in -bus
<Naypam> to distinguish them from planes
<Intergage`> I was a little gay for a bit.
<pitastrudl> Naypam: you're iq must be at a level of a potato
<pitastrudl> topkek