<how-high> do we have gingers here?
<how-high> rumoured that they have pink buttholes
<how-high> and then came sudden realization that I am 26 year old and still have no idea what color my anus is
<Naypam> damn my life has improved so much since configuring dnsmasq
<Raziel> I started taking beer today
<Bad> Raziel: this usage of « taking » makes it sound like a hard drug
<Bad> like you injected beer in your veins with a syringe
<Raziel> well it is isn't it
<Bad> or sniffed beer
<Bad> Yeah it is a hard drug
<Bad> But I mean
<Raziel> I took it orally
<Bad> name of your sextape
<gar> 매 ㄱ먀닏
<gar> so raziel *
<Raziel> also why is my left arm thicker than my right
<Wan> There's a Lemon curve ad right in front of me
<Wan> Train in 4 minutes
<Wan> Naypam would probably masturbate while waiting
<Wan> And yet I'm here, staring blankly at a lingerie ad because of a FUCKING PUN BASED ON A GORILLA FACE ON A KEY
<Raziel> I implemented ssl for real
<Raziel> not your hacky intern code implementation
<Raziel> but somehow set ssl to always true
<lovely> tupac is the illest
<nonpc> he was not ill
<nonpc> he was shot
<nonpc> I think.
<nonpc> was he?
<Juno> so i'm talking to her 6 yr old daughter
<zid> did you get her number?
<Naypam> oli would be here
<Naypam> but y'know
<Naypam> Raziel
<Raziel> WAT
<Raziel> you afraid of me stealing her you mean?
<Naypam> what with your massive gay penis?
<Naypam> she's both homophobic and nordophobic
<Raziel> rofl
<Raziel> I'd be ok with having a massive gay penis
<Naypam> sounds pretty gay bro
<Raziel> well yeah the word "gay" is in it
<Raziel> of course it sounds gay
<Garner> Mfw Raziel penis is gay
<Garner> But not him
<Garner> ???(
<Raziel> my penis has a life of its own
<Valacar> a life of a hermit?