<Gana> someone used to lick my blood when I had nose bleeds
<kage> i'd honestly just have a rib removed so i could suck my own cock, if my hands stopped working
<moop> wtf lol
<moop> if (item1 == 0) do_something()
<moop> item1 is not 0
<moop> yet the code goes into do_something() anyways
<moop> wtf ???
<gojira> what are you doing moop
<moop> working
<gojira> and you are asking us how to compare values in languyages
<gojira> ?
<Raziel> Var dump item1
<moop> like am i retarded
<moop> can't be
<gojira> well
<gojira> it's either going to be 'item1 is actually 0'
<moop> i am retarded but like wtf i can't see it
<gojira> or you don't actually have that code
<moop> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/7cqZSvwv/
<moop> is the debugger retarded
<moop> no i am retarded
<moop> wtf
<gojira> ...
<Raziel> Do you even know what the logical or does
<gojira> i don't think so
<Bad> lmao
<gojira> probably thinks its used to make it pretty?
<Bad> this is hilarious
<Bad> next level fail
<moop> oh fuck
<moop> yeah i am retarded
<how-hiGh> she came to my house to netflix&chill
<how-hiGh> and said that she is on her period
<Naypam> lol'd
<how-hiGh> and I didnt force her to suck my cawk
<how-hiGh> we just made out and hugged, my penis was so hard that it hurt
<Bad> Vaginal intercourse during period is fine
<Bad> Just sayin
<how-hiGh> it was so awkward to just lay there and dont know what to do
<how-hiGh> so I turned actual movie
<how-hiGh> was pretty beta for me not to force suck cawk
<moop> fucking jesus man
<how-hiGh> I told her that true pirates aren't afraid of red sea
<Bad> LOL
<how-hiGh> but she didnt understand
<Naypam> inb4 raziel floating cars
<Naypam> been practicing on keys for years
<Naypam> can now float keys
<Naypam> cars*
<BadFurDay> what am I reading
<BadFurDay> Naypam you are drunk
<Naypam> Raziel | I have this weird thing where my hand floats one key to the right
<Naypam> wtf does that even bean BadFurDay
<BadFurDay> bean
<Naypam> explain it to me
<Naypam> I'd fuck raziel if I had to
<Naypam> he looks okay
<Steele> whats up?
<Steele> i would like to take this moment to thank Bad
<Steele> without whom i would never have realised how minor a form of autism i really had
<how-hiGh> Rule 15: how-high is the most alpha and the least homosexual person of redditeu
<Raziel> https://i.redd.it/a1rzemotstd11.jpg me irl for real
<Bad> Opening up is real nice though
<Bad> You should try some time
<Bad> just gotta be the right people
<moop> reminds me of the time i realized i have a case of diarrhea 10 minutes into a 1h bus ride
<moop> wasn't fun
<kage> it's like
<kage> he opens up his webcam
<kage> i see him
<kage> i see his old gf
<kage> first thing i tell him
<kage> why the shit do you stay with her
<kage> i'd rather fuck you than your gf