<moop> tried to show muscle to a cute girl here
<moop> she just lold
<moop> she cute tho
<moop> she can lol
<moop> i'll allow it
<garne> wait what
<garne> Is this serious
<moop> ye garne
<moop> but i did it in a cute jokey way
<garne> Bad: please quote this
<Valacar> anal is how moop fails
<Bad> omg it's a sign
<Bad> Phone call by a woman I want to get it on with
<Bad> Confirm we can see tomorrow
<Bad> I hang up my phone
<Bad> Battery says 69%
<Bad> IT'S A SIGN
<Garner> ...
<Raziel> ...
<Garner> #redditeu
<Psycho_Holiday> gojira, will be unicum soon moop
<moop> unicum
<Psycho_Holiday> super-unicum for today
<Bad> Also I am getting married in 3 days
<moop> to who
<moop> to whom
<Bad> That nurse girl with the robots
<Bad> Maru
<Bad> I gifted her a cauliflower on her birthday and she was like OMG BEST GIFT EVER and it gave me +3 hearts at once
<Bad> So I was like eh almost 10 hearts might aswell marry
<Raziel> just like real life
<Bad> ye Raziel
<Naypam> #reddit.dota2 pick your 5 best
<Naypam> we'll fuck you
<Trell> rofl
<aL|Samo> I'll 1v5 you mothafuckas
<dux0r> thats what your mom said
<Wan> My keyboard wanted to autocomplete welcome to the cum zone
<kage> guys
<kage> if you were so morbidly fat
<kage> that you couldn't even jack off yourself
<kage> would you buy a pet and have it suck your dick ?
<kage> food for thought
<happy0> inb4 penis joke
<BadFurDay> penis joke
<happy0> hahah. every time
<moop> Suddenly puberty kicks in, shaving once a month is not enough now 😟