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#563
<moop> i will use this excuse for the next 5 years <moop> accidentally grab girl tits <moop> imma be like "sry baby i had roids" <moop> and she be like "hemorhoids?" <moop> and i'll be like "no... the manly stuff... come on you know" <moop> "the ball shrinking thing?" <moop> "yeah, you got it"
#429
<Bad> happy0: I heard the first note of In Fiction and it gave me a boner. On the street. Not exaggerating or joking.
#432
<Naypam> oli would be here <Naypam> but y'know <Naypam> Raziel <Raziel> WAT <Raziel> you afraid of me stealing her you mean? <Naypam> what with your massive gay penis? <Naypam> she's both homophobic and nordophobic <Raziel> rofl <Raziel> I'd be ok with having a massive gay penis <Naypam> sounds pretty gay bro <Raziel> well yeah the word "gay" is in it <Raziel> of course it sounds gay <Garner> Mfw Raziel penis is gay <Garner> But not him <Garner> ???( <Raziel> my penis has a life of its own <Valacar> a life of a hermit?
#130
<nonpc> I like how phones have anuses where you insert a cable
#156
<Raziel> me and Garner were moop's two assholes
#672
<Naypam> fuck me in theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee tamborineeeeeeeeeeeee awwwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeahh
#706
<garne> gf keeps linking me to ysl stuff <garne> ok.png <moop> ysl stuff? <Valacar> ysl? <Raziel> ysl? <garne> ya <garne> actually want to buy now <garne> looks nice <garne> but won't tell her
#355
<Raziel> also why is my left arm thicker than my right
#186
<nonpc> I like spending my time and choosing condoms <nonpc> it's like <nonpc> building a computer or osmething <nonpc> even more interesting
#758
<Bad> Oh. http://start-irc-bullying.eu/ [nsfw] <Bad> Well. <Raziel> ROFL <Bad> That certainly is a website. <Bad> sup Raziel <Bad> translate ty <moop> ty = thank you