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#404
<moop> 11:13 <Bad> Reached 3+ years uptime on a Vista machine <moop> this is a lie <Bad> moop I have ThArGos as a witness :D <Bad> He was trying to kill it any way he could <moop> when windows loves to randomly restart itself because of updates <Bad> I have updates disabled <Bad> Always had <moop> then you had viruses Bad <Bad> I don't download or install retarded shit <moop> >says doesn't download retarded shit <moop> >downloaded all of under the dome
#363
<Raziel> omfg what was that <Raziel> my entire irssi froze <Raziel> held down ctrl and pressed random buttons <Raziel> that fixed it. <Raziel> I am so good <gojira> senior developer
#341
<Garner> mfw haven't fapped in two weeks <Garner> forgot
#168
<Gloop> Garner so nigger he can't even spell job <Garner> fuck you Gloop <Garner> you french pornstar
#386
<Bad> Also I am getting married in 3 days <moop> to who <moop> to whom <Bad> That nurse girl with the robots <Bad> Maru <Bad> I gifted her a cauliflower on her birthday and she was like OMG BEST GIFT EVER and it gave me +3 hearts at once <Bad> So I was like eh almost 10 hearts might aswell marry <Raziel> just like real life <Bad> ye Raziel
#533
<Raziel> dropped a piece of butter on the floor <Raziel> had to throw it away <Raziel> don't tell the norwegian police pls
#274
<Phixion> just realized <Phixion> not gonna return to #virginity <Phixion> glad to meet ya
#453
<Naypam> but are you here to troll? <Naypam> or here for the same reason the rest of us are? <Twipply> Nope <Twipply> Dank memes? <Naypam> a deep eternal feeling of lonliness and lack of social ability? <Twipply> omg we're like the same person <Naypam> but yeah I guess dank meems are the same thing
#433
<Naypalm> This game is tighter than Raziel's ass tho <Raziel> my ass isn't that tight Naypalm <Raziel> because I'm gay
#411
<Wan> There's a Lemon curve ad right in front of me <Wan> Train in 4 minutes <Wan> Naypam would probably masturbate while waiting <Wan> And yet I'm here, staring blankly at a lingerie ad because of a FUCKING PUN BASED ON A GORILLA FACE ON A KEY