<Wan> My keyboard wanted to autocomplete welcome to the cum zone
<Valacar> i wonder what moon penumbra is
<Valacar> oh right i see what it is
<Garner> that
<Garner> fucking update
<Garner> hard in the cock
<Garner> whoredom rife
<Garner> before the update takes fucklong
<Garner> brother shall show balls to brother
<Garner> wang age dong age spear age sword age
<Raziel> what the fuck
<Garner> a sword stands up between my hips
<Garner> my hidden fleece sends forth its scent of human oil
<Happy0> > Be me, visiting Naypalm's flat for the first time
<Happy0> > Enter the RedditEU gaming lounge
<Happy0> > goodtimes.jpg
<Happy0> > Open my mouth to say 'yoyoyo' and inquire to as the state of the dealio
<Happy0> > Trip over the famous cum stain on the carpet
<Happy0> > Fall, face first, onto a syringe
<Happy0> > Scramble to get up.. Syringes catching on to me everywhere as I flail around
<Happy0> > Like I'm in a cactus farm
<Happy0> > Find myself in Naypam's bedroom. Blood on the walls, the sheets, everywhere.
<Happy0> > Naypam in a k-hole in the corner, shoe on his head, vacant expression
<Happy0> > Scream
<Happy0> > Run into the money vault
<Happy0> help me end this story, guys =[
<Happy0> i'm not sure where to take it!
<Raziel> you know
<Raziel> java were way ahead of their time with JARs
<Raziel> they're basically containers!
<Bad> Naypam my penis is glued to my body it can't even breathe
<Bad> the next person to type a line after this one is a MASSIVE tier 1 faggot who dreams of licking Raziel's arse
<moop> oh oof wrote everything in the address bar accidentalyl
<Naypam> #reddit.dota2 pick your 5 best
<Naypam> we'll fuck you
<Trell> rofl
<aL|Samo> I'll 1v5 you mothafuckas
<dux0r> thats what your mom said
<Naypam> I was reading that askreddit thread the other day
<Naypam> people had masturbated to inanimate objects :(
<Naypam> I've not done that :(
<Naypam> I feel left out
<Naypam> like a chair
<Naypam> or a desk
<Naypam> :'(
<Naypam> aoetnsuhaonseuhaoesnuhtaoeu
<Naypam> oensuhtuhaonsetuh
<Naypam> aoeutnhaoeutnshaoesuthoeuh
<Naypam> aoesuthsaoenuhaonsetuhaoensutuh
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<Naypam> aoseuhsonhusontuh
<Naypam> hi guys
<Naypam> testihng my aoeu