<Bad> coffee tastes bad in every form fyi
<Bad> disgusting shit
<Valacar> lies
<Valacar> the true black gold
<Bad> black gold is stolen gold from white households
<lovely> dux0r
<lovely> can you do a Raziel impression?
<dux0r> can't, I'm busy installing RoR legacy drivers for adhoc php5 libs
<dux0r> then making some invigorating green leaf tea
<lovely> thank you
<Naypam> after sleepover
<Naypam> went for showher, masturbate on floor
<Naypam> have shower
<Naypam> perfecet
<Naypam> but everybody's done that too
<Naypam> also omg was a party
<Naypam> hot girls and everything
<Naypam> but I masturbated in the toilet
<Naypam> was awesome
<Naypam> then went for a walk with a friend smoking
<Naypam> like a tree
<BFD|Slave> god
<BFD|Slave> this guy
<Naypam> BFD|Slave nightmare
<BFD|Slave> is King Wank
<BFD|Slave> more wanker than a wanker
<kage> what can i say...
<Naypam> yeah but when you'er like 15
<Naypam> you see a leg
<Naypam> FAP FAP FAP
<BFD|Slave> at a party with hot girls
<BFD|Slave> BETTER FAP
<BFD|Slave> what the fuck
<Naypam> well it was after the party had died down
<kage> nay, does haiku know all this ?
<kage> is he gonna wake up one day
<kage> and see you on top of his bed
<kage> masturbating ?
<BFD|Slave> kage: rofl, I can imagine haiku arriving at Naypam's place, and nay going "Yeah so we'll have to share a bunk bed"
<BFD|Slave> With a huge smile on his face
<kage> like the one i'm having right now
<kage> right ?
<BFD|Slave> yes
<BFD|Slave> pretty much
<kage> that would be awesome
<dux0r> =/
<Naypam> it's okay
<Naypam> I'm the master of subtlty
<Naypam> let me get a rough estimate of my lifetime masturbations
<Naypam> about 8200 times
<Naypam> easily going to hit 10k faps like
<Naypam> in the next year or two
<Naypam> wonder if I'll hit 100k
<Naypam> that would be quite hard
<lively> you going to fap 4 times a day nay?
<Naypam> no but average now is twice a day
<Naypam> used to be 4-5 times a day
<Naypam> morning and night, sometimes when I get home from work
<BFD|Slave> Naypam: wanker
<dux0r> 21900 faps
<dux0r> at least
<Naypam> rofl
<Naypam> god damn that's way more than me
<Naypam> even including the age difference
<dux0r> 4*365*15
<Naypam> 4
<Naypam> FOUR
<lively> 4
<Naypam> I only did 4-5 when I was a teenager
<dux0r> i told u i was hardcore mother fuckers
<Intee> She [Intee's girlfriend] is dirty talking about Bad... I shit you not... Laying on my bed, getting naked saying, "If he had ladders that lead to books I'd climb him, oh I'd climb him" Fucking QUOTE.
<Raziel> well if I was making a website from scratch I would use drupal or something
<Naypam> I wish they'd tax sugar
<Naypam> I fucking wish
<Naypam> and have a minimum legal age like cigarettes
<Naypam> it's utterly ludicrous getting everybody fed and hooked on sugar
<Naypam> then fat and dying
<Naypam> and costing money because of health bills
<Naypam> with no extra tax to cover that like there is with alcohol and tobacco
* Naypam rage
<Naypam> any time you bring up "tax sugar" fat fucks cry about opression
<Naypam> "I need freedom to be fat, don't stop me"
<Naypam> fuc you
<Naypam> cunts
<Naypam> good example, Laiz shouldn't be allowed to buy food
<Naypam> should only be given salad
<Laiz> wtf fuck
<Naypam> you should have to carry a BMI sticker around
<Naypam> and if it's > 25 you don't get sugar
<Naypam> only salad
<Naypam> salad and water
<lovely> ...
<Naypam> anyway I'm-a move to spain where nobody can afford food
<Raziel> I just noticed the bags under my eyes in that picture
<Raziel> sadface
<BadFurDay> those are called ears Raziel
<Naypam> I was given a variant of that to help me sleep and it changed my thought patterns exactly as you say
<Naypam> I fucking hated it
<Naypam> couldn't handle not being able to think normally
<Naypam> didn't take any more after that
<Naypam> what was it called, hm
<moop> aw
<Naypam> might have been citalopram but idk
<moop> i think it would be cool to have a completely different think pattern
<Naypam> I wanted the doctor to give me benzos
<Naypam> well idk how it's affecting Bad, moop, I'm all for different thinking patterns
<Naypam> but it was like it shut down my brain
<Bad> Naypam: you know what I am experiencing man
<Naypam> stopped me thinking
<Naypam> made me "slow"
<ad13> so what you are saying Naypam
<ad13> is you were an upstanding member of society
<ad13> then a doctor gave you zoloft
<ad13> and now you're facing jail for running a criminal empire?
<Raziel> Bad will accept anyone who looks up to him as a friend, and how-hiGh will look up to anyone who claims to have a lot of sex with women