<nonpc> Do I have to reinstall Windows if I add ram?
<fabe> yeah but i would go insane as a parent if people just started searching for the body
<wellborg> fabe: isnt the statistic on kidnapped people is that they die pretty soon after the fact?
<fabe> i have no idea wellborg
<fabe> dux0r do you kill your victims quickly?
<dux0r> I like to freeze my poop n stab em with it then wait a week to see if they get infected
<moop> wait is diarrhea medicine causes diarrhea or stops diarrhea
<garne> fuck sake
<garne> my shampoo is 250ml and my sunscreen is 150ml
<garne> MAD
<how-hiGh> she came to my house to netflix&chill
<how-hiGh> and said that she is on her period
<Naypam> lol'd
<how-hiGh> and I didnt force her to suck my cawk
<how-hiGh> we just made out and hugged, my penis was so hard that it hurt
<Bad> Vaginal intercourse during period is fine
<Bad> Just sayin
<how-hiGh> it was so awkward to just lay there and dont know what to do
<how-hiGh> so I turned actual movie
<how-hiGh> was pretty beta for me not to force suck cawk
<moop> fucking jesus man
<how-hiGh> I told her that true pirates aren't afraid of red sea
<Bad> LOL
<how-hiGh> but she didnt understand
<Naypam> ty for the backup kage, I got this
<Naypam> also just masturbated in the toilet
<Raziel> at work
<Naypam> yeah, why would I masturbate in the toilet at home?
<Naypam> like
<Naypam> if you're in a friend's bed
<Naypam> no porn to masturbate to
<Naypam> make your own
<how-high> gf caught wet napkins near my bed and it was a huge scandal
<how-high> srs
<Naypam> god damn my toilet is broke
<lovely> broken I assume?
<Naypam> broke!
<lovely> is it an gash?
<Naypam> not sure how to activate the toilet from inside the pool of water
* Naypam stupid
<Naypam> nothing pulls! but the toilet handle is a lever1
<Naypam> so idk
<Naypam> it's come detached from something
<kage> haiku left for 1 day
<kage> and your house completely falls apart
<kage> i'd check if there are any screws missing
<lovely> haha
<Juno> so i'm talking to her 6 yr old daughter
<zid> did you get her number?