<ad13> I once asked a drunk edinburgh compsci student if she wanted to make my buffer overflow
<dux0r> You know how in Half Life when Gordon Freeman get's to the lambda complex but he can't enter because it's too full of radioactive toxins everywhere
<dux0r> That's like #redditeu
<dux0r> You can't enter it because it's too full of homosexual social failure toxins
<Bad> I thought of you today btw Raziel
<Bad> There was this funny looking midget right
<Bad> Because he was black and I had never seen a black midget before
<Bad> Well, there's that singer from the Geto Boys but he looks jamaican black, not african black
<Bad> Anyway I was like damn that's interesting
<Bad> And like, that would be a sight for my man Raziel
<Bad> Pretty much it.
<Raziel> o_o
<Valacar> duolingo teaches sweden's swedish that is different from finland's swedish -_-
<Naypam> so you admit you don't speak finnish but finnish swedish?
<Valacar> so i have to translate finnish to english to finland's sweden to sweden's swedish when i'm using duolingo!
<Valacar> a lot harder than english to spanish
<Naypam> > finland's sweden
<Naypam> I see the rivalry is still strong
<Naypam> technically it's not YOUR sweden
<Raziel> no no you're misreading it Naypam
<Raziel> it's short for "finland is sweden"
<Naypam> ohhh
<Valacar> oh my god
<kage> i tried going commando for a while in highschool
<kage> but my balls got too sweaty
<kage> too often
<BFD|Slave> :(
<kage> :(
<Raziel> hate headaches so much
<Raziel> especially because they only ever happen on weekends
<moop> thank you Raziel
<Raziel> for what?
<moop> you're the closest i have to gf excuse of not wanting to have sex
<moop> <3
<Naypam> fuck this
<Naypam> I am so mad right now
[ Five minutes later ]
<Naypam> never been mad bro
<Psycho_Holiday> gojira, will be unicum soon moop
<moop> unicum
<Psycho_Holiday> super-unicum for today
<Raziel> I started taking beer today
<Bad> Raziel: this usage of « taking » makes it sound like a hard drug
<Bad> like you injected beer in your veins with a syringe
<Raziel> well it is isn't it
<Bad> or sniffed beer
<Bad> Yeah it is a hard drug
<Bad> But I mean
<Raziel> I took it orally
<Bad> name of your sextape
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