<moop> didn't you take english lessons?
<how-hiGh> well i attended free english clubs that mormons ran back in the day
<how-hiGh> lol
<moop> ...mormons
<how-hiGh> they asked us to hold each other hands and sing songs to praise the Lord
<FredG> I'm like a pig at work
<FredG> with crisps chocolate and coca cola
<moop> in before fat
<moop> FredG: is everything free tho?
<FredG> yes
<Raziel> that's disgusting FredG
<Raziel> get free water and fruit instead
<FredG> no such thing Raziel
<FredG> besides im 1kg
<FredG> why should I care
<Raziel> then ask for it!
<Raziel> you should care because sugary food is bad for your focus and concentration long term
<FredG> oh
<FredG> ok ill call it
<FredG> or whatever
<FredG> dunno anyone except them
<Raziel> rofl
[ the next day ... ]
<FredG> are you assassin
<FredG> symaskin
<Raziel> SYMASKIN
<FredG> symaskinen
<FredG> FUXK
<FredG> sysadmin
<Raziel> FredG are you a symaskin?
<FredG> no
<FredG> I call IT för that
<FredG> even called for fruits...
<FredG> he was mad
<Raziel> rofl
<Raziel> I didn't think you were serious
<Raziel> hahaha
<FredG> :D
<Raziel> actually lol'd
<moop> FredG: how did that talk even go?
<moop> "hello IT i need fruits"
<FredG> no
<moop> "hi, i have a problem. there are no fruits"
<FredG> he said hi that's Adrian from IT, how can I help you fred
<FredG> I said where do I find fruits
<FredG> he said just go to the 2nd floor in the canteen
<FredG> then was like
<FredG> IS THAT ALL
<FredG> I said yes, he hung up
<FredG> was mad
<how-hiGh> http://i.imgur.com/nJ11fmk.png is it appropriate when applying for a job? srs
<Garner> lol
<Garner> how-hiGh is more retarded than i thought
<Raziel> ......
<how-hiGh> wtf
<how-hiGh> please respect srs tag
<how-hiGh> so it sounds dumb and I have to remove it?
<Garner> are you serious or just trolling because it's #redditeu?
<how-hiGh> serious
<how-hiGh> just tell if it look retarded
<how-hiGh> this is why I'm asking for opinions
<Garner> keep it, looks very professional
<how-hiGh> don't laugh me off
<Raziel> yeah I agree with Garner
<how-hiGh> it sounds like you want to fuck up my entire professional career?
<how-hiGh> damned phaggots
<Garner> > professional career
<how-hiGh> fuck you moron you are the worst kind of phaggot I ever encountered on the internet
<how-hiGh> just get the fuck out of this channel bro
<how-hiGh> and by bro I mean NEVER my bro
<how-hiGh> you phaggot
<Happy0> Naypam: the news is that thatcher died in response to you returning to the country
<Happy0> uglad?
<Razie> People watch mlg
<Ragiel> ql sucks, sc2 is awesome
<Ragiel> dota is awesome
<Razie> terran op
<Ragiel> trackmania sucks
<Raziel2p> I paly league now.
<Ragiel> i quit chess
<Razie> nerf terran
<midnightoil> fuck u they cant even pickpocket
<kage> bro
<kage> i'll have you know i can pickpocket the best
<kage> i pickpocket so best, i stole your mum's virginity
<moop> wait is diarrhea medicine causes diarrhea or stops diarrhea
<Raziel> if you have 300apm in platinum
<Raziel> I think you've got problems
<Raziel> like parkinson's
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<Naypam> BFD|Slave you have sex once a month and it lasts 45 minutes because you're french and all the french are prissy fucks that spend 5 hours doing foreplay only to stroke each other with a feather and suddenly cum a blob the size of a fucking pea with absolutely zero enjoyment. enjoy your french fantasy life and not living in the real world. TRUT HHURTS
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[17:06] <Steele> sup
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