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#52
<nonpc> hey, dux0r!!! <nonpc> show your penis <dux0r> hey nonpc <dux0r> show vocabulary and intellect <nonpc> okay! <nonpc> deal! <wellborg> nonpc: fast, say something clever <nonpc> errrr <nonpc> I like trains
#89
<Naypalm> I've had gay things in my ass too just didn't enjoy it!
#336
<Bad> yo Raziel <Bad> if you were trying to find where an alcoholic scot collapsed <Bad> where would you look? <+Raziel> erm <+Raziel> anywhere in scotland? <Bad> no <Bad> behind bars <Bad> it's funny because nay is going to jail <Bad> anyway I gave nay a copy of microsoft outlook so he can write mails to us <Bad> however <Bad> it's a TRIAL version
#797
<Raziel> lmao was wondering why this one command wasn't doing anything <Raziel> I was running it with --dry-run and didn't notice <Raziel> smh <Bad> ayy Raziel with the subtle sex jokes
#27
<Naypam> I was at this party when I was 17 <Naypam> and my friend's parents were gone <Naypam> and they had this marble egg <Naypam> size of an egg <lively> oh god <Naypam> so one guy <Naypam> puts the egg in a condom <nonpc> oh god <Naypam> puts it in his ass <Naypam> then pulls it out <Naypam> and starts chasing people with it <Naypam> was so funny <lively> WHAT <nonpc> wat <Naypam> him standing on the table <Naypam> middle of the room <Naypam> trousers round knees <Naypam> with egg up his ass <Naypam> it was fucking terrifying <Naypam> he chased us around the village <Naypam> party with 20 people <Naypam> all running thhrough the streets <Naypam> with a guy with a shit covered egg in a condom chasing us <Naypam> scariest day of my life
#404
<moop> 11:13 <Bad> Reached 3+ years uptime on a Vista machine <moop> this is a lie <Bad> moop I have ThArGos as a witness :D <Bad> He was trying to kill it any way he could <moop> when windows loves to randomly restart itself because of updates <Bad> I have updates disabled <Bad> Always had <moop> then you had viruses Bad <Bad> I don't download or install retarded shit <moop> >says doesn't download retarded shit <moop> >downloaded all of under the dome
#377
<how-hiGh> how come I don't know your penises size so far?
#103
<dux0r> Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? <dux0r> because the P is silent <dux0r> What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? <dux0r> wipes his ass
#194
<Naypam> I read about spooning in my mum's porno book (no pictures) when I was about 8yo <Naypam> was in the bathroom <BadFurDay> ROFL <Naypam> was like "hmm I'll read this" <Raziel> your mum's porno book <Raziel> porno book (no pictures) <BadFurDay> Raziel: his mum's porno book <BadFurDay> no pictures <Naypam> I would actually take her into my basement <Naypam> and do bad things to her
#188
<kage__> i played a horrible game of ZvP <kage__> where i busted this really bad gold protoss <kage__> on us <kage__> i am not one to bm <kage__> but this guy was bad <kage__> so i just said <kage__> how bad can you be? <kage__> and he said <kage__> do you like dick? <kage__> and i'm like <kage__> yes <kage__> and he quit <kage__> fucking homophobe