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#266
<Naypam> I've laughed too much in the past 36 hours <Naypam> I need a completely serious day <Naypam> super serious <Naypam> we put our dicks in a guy's drink <Naypam> he was mad <Bad> wut <Naypam> shouldn't have been so maad imo <Bad> what am I raeding <Naypam> replied by shitting on a car <Naypam> he was madder <Bad> ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? <Bad> why <Bad> would you put your dick <Bad> in a drink <Naypam> because <Naypam> then they drink it <Naypam> and you say <Naypam> "lol I put my dick in your drink" <Naypam> and they hate <Naypam> rofl <Naypam> friend and his brother <Naypam> brother helps friend onto bonnet of car <Naypam> he kneels over <Naypam> shits on the car <Naypam> family safe campsite <Naypam> rofl'd <Naypam> he was not happy <Naypam> but <Naypam> got revenge by cumming in his sock
#767
<moop> didn't you take english lessons? <how-hiGh> well i attended free english clubs that mormons ran back in the day <how-hiGh> lol <moop> ...mormons <how-hiGh> they asked us to hold each other hands and sing songs to praise the Lord
#530
<Raziel> Why is lesbian porn so much better than gay porn? Srs
#697
<Bad> moop: The Night Before (2015) <Bad> You might enjoy that movie <Bad> Just don't get fooled by the boring beginning <Bad> Also moop it has jokes about judaism <Bad> In a good way <Bad> So you pretty much must watch it now <moop> it's in dl <moop> wait nvm <moop> accidentally was downloading the nightmare before christmas
#218
<Bad> omg it's a sign <Bad> Phone call by a woman I want to get it on with <Bad> Confirm we can see tomorrow <Bad> I hang up my phone <Bad> Battery says 69% <Bad> IT'S A SIGN <Garner> ... <Raziel> ... <Garner> #redditeu
#464
<Raziel> you know <Raziel> java were way ahead of their time with JARs <Raziel> they're basically containers!
#67
<Gloop> YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU <Gloop> SOULJA BOY OFF IN THIS HOOE <lovely> WATCH ME CRANKING WATH ME ROLL <Gloop> NOW WATCH ME <Gloop> YOOOOU <Gloop> CRANK THAT SOULJA BOY <lovely> THEN SUPER MAN THAT HO <Raziel> :| <Raziel> fags
#647
<moop> i put sugar and milk in my coffee! <moop> i'm a monster <Bad> I don't see anything wrong with milk or sugar in coffee. <Raziel> there's nothing wrong with it <Raziel> just like there's nothing wrong with being a woman, or being gay
#395
<Bad> He was laughing because he couldn't reach the balls <Bad> So he had to suck harder <Bad> And it made him laughk <Bad> Just then he looks up and sees me taking a picture of him sucking the balls as hard as possible <Bad> So he was probably thinking « eh » <moop> The balls were good tho
#261
<Garner> shit builds = <Garner> warp poem <Garner> prism* <Garner> into dt'a <Garner> on main <Garner> zealots on bar <Garner> mat <Garner> nay <Garner> nat*