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#474
<Naypam> Can't play Dota with a hangover
#531
<moop> i'd fuck Bad <gojira> you'd fuck anything with a hole and a heartbeat and the second part is optional <moop> that's what i said <Raziel> My hand has a heart beat <gojira> is this Raziel suggesting moop can fuck his hand? <Bad> Raziel: please elaborate on your odd as fuck phrase <gojira> yea <gojira> wtf
#175
< Naypam > the guy's scottish is too thick to understand
#95
<dux0r> sometimes i lower my seat n pretend im a midget <kage> sometimes nay lowers his seat and pretends to be of normal height. <nonpc> *slowclap*
#47
< BadFurDay> need a girl who can drive the wheel < BadFurDay> hair allows for some proper grip < BadFurDay> best if she has chest hair too, so she doesn't slide during sex < BadFurDay> and a moustache so she doesn't fall away when kissed
#178
<kage> dude, being nay would be so amusing <kage> you'd do the craziest shit and you'd get a free pass from people <kage> because you're fucking nay <kage> like, if i were to start putting things in my ass people would be disgusted <kage> whenever nay does it on webcam people cheer for more <kage> that's how fun being nay is <kage> !
#194
<Naypam> I read about spooning in my mum's porno book (no pictures) when I was about 8yo <Naypam> was in the bathroom <BadFurDay> ROFL <Naypam> was like "hmm I'll read this" <Raziel> your mum's porno book <Raziel> porno book (no pictures) <BadFurDay> Raziel: his mum's porno book <BadFurDay> no pictures <Naypam> I would actually take her into my basement <Naypam> and do bad things to her
#182
<ad13> hmm you know <ad13> I would postulate that a hard workout in the gym is better than sex <ad13> Hear me out on this lads <ad13> More tits, nicer tits, tits in motion <ad13> Then, after you're done, there's no nagging or shit, just a blissful feeling
#721
<Raziel> oh no <Raziel> I forgot to buy butter <moop> quick, notify the media <moop> butter shortage localized entirely in your home <moop> and nobody can see it <Raziel> frying onions in olive oil just isn't the same <moop> i thought olive oil isn't made for frying
#349
<dux0r> Raziels idea of a better day is going home and coding an SC2 ranking algorythm plugin for WordPress