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#98
<Juno> so i'm talking to her 6 yr old daughter <zid> did you get her number?
#358
<Bad`> this is on /r/all as « foodporn » https://i.imgur.com/EdO7v0V.jpg [ 3 hours later ... ] <how-hiGh> Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal <how-hiGh> and I'm being one hundred percent serious. <moop> how-hiGh: what are you on about <how-hiGh> Sorry we dont cook shit that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious <how-hiGh> gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. <how-hiGh> dont eever potst your fuking families poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.
#173
<Juno> newkirk city <Juno> newkirk city <Juno> newkirk city <Juno> newkirk city <Juno> newkirk city <RazielTipBot> R> Juno just won R 0.004
#167
<Juno> fuck off foxpc
#459
<garnet> !q <__bot__> https://qdb.lutro.me/177 - <Garner> I am a retard <garnet> ok
#305
<garner> im dating the worst bread
#171
<Naypam> you could replace tips <Naypam> with an imaginary number at the end of your payment <Naypam> so like if the waitress was really good <Naypam> oh hey <Naypam> the bill is 40.23? <Naypam> have 40.23.9 <Naypam> but they actually only get 40.23 <Naypam> and a feeling of satisfaction
#103
<dux0r> Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? <dux0r> because the P is silent <dux0r> What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? <dux0r> wipes his ass
#332
<Raziel> the barber I was at trimmed my eyebrows <Raziel> feels weird
#626
<Raziel> There's a stop show going on right now <Raziel> I don't even <Bad> Raziel: fuck is a stop sow <Raziel> Strip <Bad> show <Bad> Ah <Bad> Uh <Bad> Interesting company you work for <Bad> wtf <garne> lol <garne> strip show with colleagues <garne> team building <moop> why is Raziel ircing during a strip show <garne> moop: seeing naked ladies for the first few times can be awkward <moop> Raziel: how many women do you have at work? <Bad> moop: lmao I didn't even think about this aspect <garne> also he didn't say whether it's a male strip show or female <Bad> imagine how awkward it must be <Bad> Being a female in a company that does strip club <moop> because srs made me think of that google diversity memo <Bad> moop: Can't have strip club team building if you have diversity quotas and non sexist HR <Bad> The guy has a point <Bad> Legit point <moop> ikr <moop> he was fired for our sins <Raziel> There were two, one of each gender <garne> lol what <Raziel> No sexism here