<garne> seriously though i will miss my colleague
<garne> took a picture of us having a beer
<garne> https://i.imgur.com/BEPN9pK.png
<garne> sad times
<Raziel> I RECOGNIZE THAT URL
<Raziel> NOT FALLING FOR IT
<Raziel> CUNT
<garne> rofl
<garne> hahahahahahaahaha
<moop> :D
<Raziel> I'm fucking traumatized
<garne> :D:D:DDDDD
<Naypam> I haven't tasted anybody else's cum
<Naypam> weird
<Naypam> that's the kind of thing I'd like to have said I'd done
<Naypam> oh well
<Naypam> LIFE SUCKS
<Naypam> have made a guy cum tho
* Naypam master of pleasure
<Naypam> inb4 raziel floating cars
<Naypam> been practicing on keys for years
<Naypam> can now float keys
<Naypam> cars*
<BadFurDay> what am I reading
<BadFurDay> Naypam you are drunk
<Naypam> Raziel | I have this weird thing where my hand floats one key to the right
<Naypam> wtf does that even bean BadFurDay
<BadFurDay> bean
<Naypam> explain it to me
<moop> Suddenly puberty kicks in, shaving once a month is not enough now 😟
<Phixion> bswf
<Phixion> n
<Phixion> fw
<Phixion> s
<Phixion> ...
<Happy0> > Be me, visiting Naypalm's flat for the first time
<Happy0> > Enter the RedditEU gaming lounge
<Happy0> > goodtimes.jpg
<Happy0> > Open my mouth to say 'yoyoyo' and inquire to as the state of the dealio
<Happy0> > Trip over the famous cum stain on the carpet
<Happy0> > Fall, face first, onto a syringe
<Happy0> > Scramble to get up.. Syringes catching on to me everywhere as I flail around
<Happy0> > Like I'm in a cactus farm
<Happy0> > Find myself in Naypam's bedroom. Blood on the walls, the sheets, everywhere.
<Happy0> > Naypam in a k-hole in the corner, shoe on his head, vacant expression
<Happy0> > Scream
<Happy0> > Run into the money vault
<Happy0> help me end this story, guys =[
<Happy0> i'm not sure where to take it!
<Naypam> I was reading that askreddit thread the other day
<Naypam> people had masturbated to inanimate objects :(
<Naypam> I've not done that :(
<Naypam> I feel left out
<Naypam> like a chair
<Naypam> or a desk
<Naypam> :'(
<Bad> Also I am getting married in 3 days
<moop> to who
<moop> to whom
<Bad> That nurse girl with the robots
<Bad> Maru
<Bad> I gifted her a cauliflower on her birthday and she was like OMG BEST GIFT EVER and it gave me +3 hearts at once
<Bad> So I was like eh almost 10 hearts might aswell marry
<Raziel> just like real life
<Bad> ye Raziel
<Trucy> What stuff?
<Raziel> fredosan: why what
<fredosan> <Raziel> fredosan: why what
<fredosan> ????????
<Raziel> nvm
<Raziel> 20:57 <fredosan> why easier
<Raziel> thought you garner'd my nick
<fredosan> <Trucy> I get the easier part of the deal
<fredosan> <fredosan> why easier
<Raziel> dude gimme a break I can't read more than 1 line at the time
<Raziel> COKE ON
<haiku> SHUT THE FUCK UP NAYPAM NEXT TIME NO MORE FOOD