<nonpc> Laiz, could you shut the fuck up. No one gives a shit, you never say anything that's remotely useful. You're clearly a waste of the bytes you transfer to/from the internet.
<Naypam> funny story related to penises
<Naypam> took off my watch and masturbated at like 8am this morning
<Naypam> fell asleep
<Naypam> slept on my watch
<Naypam> woke up with watch mark on my bum
<Naypam> true story
<Valacar> i've even driven professionally
<moop> Valacar: the fuck is 'driven professionally'
<Bad> moop: he has drive in his work
<Bad> drives him to succeed
<moop> like my part time work in JIDF
<Valacar> i have worked as a lorry driver for 8ish months plus few summers
<moop> Valacar: do they realize how awful the word 'bish' sounds?
<Valacar> wat?
<ad13> lel
<ad13> moop saw 8ish and read bish
<Naypam> so right
<Naypam> I was with dunkyp
<Naypam> rumboald on chess.com
<Naypam> at his flat warming
<Naypam> I got really drunk
<Naypam> like we played this card game
<Naypam> and I filled a pint glass with 50/50 vodka
<Naypam> after already drinking a 35cl to myself
<Naypam> so I finished most of a 70cl of vodka MORE
<Naypam> and then
gotten dressed.
<Naypam> went to the toilet
<Naypam> took off ALL of my clothes
<Naypam> and started masturbating apparently
<Naypam> I don't really remember
<Naypam> my friends had to break down the bathroom door
<Naypam> and they found me naked masturbating
<Happy0> lmao.. good god :|
<Garner> I am a retard
<Juno> norways idea of childcare is sticking them on an island with a psychpath shooting them
<dux0r> Milk contains water
<nonpc> no?
<Naypam> also I was so tired last night at like 4am, but I decided to masturbate with a sex toy before going to sleep
<Naypam> anyway fell asleep half way thorugh masturbating
<Raziel> ...
<Naypam> woke up with no covers on, cold, with sex toy on me
<Naypam> I are confus
<Naypam> why is ansible finding files in the glob that don't exist
<Raziel> you're running it on the wrong server!!
<Raziel> rip your devops career
<Naypam> I am not!
<Naypam> and it's running on both hypervisors anyway
<Naypam> somehow on both of them finding a file that's not there
<Naypam> ahhhhh
<Naypam> my life
<Naypam> fuck you ansible
<Naypam> wtb chef/salt/slaughter
<Bad> Scots 'Sheldon Cooper' admits inability to use ansible during Raziel sting
<Bad> btw Naypam when you figure out the problem tell us
<Bad> I'm curious
<Bad> Might learn something from it
<Naypam> oh wait no Raziel is correct
<Naypam> my bad
<Naypam> was on my local computer
* Naypam facedesk
<Naypam> https://github.com/ansible/ansible/issues/10115#issuecomment-71756883
<Raziel> what the fucking shit
<Raziel> `import pip` fails from bpython but not in a plain .py file
<Raziel> rage
<Wan> :b:python
<Wan> 🅱️
<Wan> wait for it
<Wan> :b:python
<Wan> hmm
<Wan> 😂😂
<Wan> 🅱️🅱️
<Wan> 🅱️ python
<Wan> 🅱️ ython