<Naypam> I've laughed too much in the past 36 hours
<Naypam> I need a completely serious day
<Naypam> super serious
<Naypam> we put our dicks in a guy's drink
<Naypam> he was mad
<Bad> wut
<Naypam> shouldn't have been so maad imo
<Bad> what am I raeding
<Naypam> replied by shitting on a car
<Naypam> he was madder
<Bad> ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
<Bad> why
<Bad> would you put your dick
<Bad> in a drink
<Naypam> because
<Naypam> then they drink it
<Naypam> and you say
<Naypam> "lol I put my dick in your drink"
<Naypam> and they hate
<Naypam> rofl
<Naypam> friend and his brother
<Naypam> brother helps friend onto bonnet of car
<Naypam> he kneels over
<Naypam> shits on the car
<Naypam> family safe campsite
<Naypam> rofl'd
<Naypam> he was not happy
<Naypam> but
<Naypam> got revenge by cumming in his sock
<moop> didn't you take english lessons?
<how-hiGh> well i attended free english clubs that mormons ran back in the day
<how-hiGh> lol
<moop> ...mormons
<how-hiGh> they asked us to hold each other hands and sing songs to praise the Lord
<Raziel> Why is lesbian porn so much better than gay porn? Srs
<Bad> moop: The Night Before (2015)
<Bad> You might enjoy that movie
<Bad> Just don't get fooled by the boring beginning
<Bad> Also moop it has jokes about judaism
<Bad> In a good way
<Bad> So you pretty much must watch it now
<moop> it's in dl
<moop> wait nvm
<moop> accidentally was downloading the nightmare before christmas
<Bad> omg it's a sign
<Bad> Phone call by a woman I want to get it on with
<Bad> Confirm we can see tomorrow
<Bad> I hang up my phone
<Bad> Battery says 69%
<Bad> IT'S A SIGN
<Garner> ...
<Raziel> ...
<Garner> #redditeu
<Raziel> you know
<Raziel> java were way ahead of their time with JARs
<Raziel> they're basically containers!
<Gloop> YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
<Gloop> SOULJA BOY OFF IN THIS HOOE
<lovely> WATCH ME CRANKING WATH ME ROLL
<Gloop> NOW WATCH ME
<Gloop> YOOOOU
<Gloop> CRANK THAT SOULJA BOY
<lovely> THEN SUPER MAN THAT HO
<Raziel> :|
<Raziel> fags
<moop> i put sugar and milk in my coffee!
<moop> i'm a monster
<Bad> I don't see anything wrong with milk or sugar in coffee.
<Raziel> there's nothing wrong with it
<Raziel> just like there's nothing wrong with being a woman, or being gay
<Bad> He was laughing because he couldn't reach the balls
<Bad> So he had to suck harder
<Bad> And it made him laughk
<Bad> Just then he looks up and sees me taking a picture of him sucking the balls as hard as possible
<Bad> So he was probably thinking « eh »
<moop> The balls were good tho
<Garner> shit builds =
<Garner> warp poem
<Garner> prism*
<Garner> into dt'a
<Garner> on main
<Garner> zealots on bar
<Garner> mat
<Garner> nay
<Garner> nat*