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#654
<Raziel> I started taking beer today <Bad> Raziel: this usage of « taking » makes it sound like a hard drug <Bad> like you injected beer in your veins with a syringe <Raziel> well it is isn't it <Bad> or sniffed beer <Bad> Yeah it is a hard drug <Bad> But I mean <Raziel> I took it orally <Bad> name of your sextape
#123
<Naypam> god damn my toilet is broke <lovely> broken I assume? <Naypam> broke! <lovely> is it an gash? <Naypam> not sure how to activate the toilet from inside the pool of water * Naypam stupid <Naypam> nothing pulls! but the toilet handle is a lever1 <Naypam> so idk <Naypam> it's come detached from something <kage> haiku left for 1 day <kage> and your house completely falls apart <kage> i'd check if there are any screws missing <lovely> haha
#20
<lively> i like ball licking
#419
<Raziel> that feeling when you're proud of your shit <Raziel> didn't have to wipe a lot, didn't smell awful, they were all lying in an orderly fashion in the toilet bowl <Raziel> almost felt like taking a picture
#417
<Bad> I grew up in the gay area of Paris
#40
<Naypam> so right <Naypam> I was with dunkyp <Naypam> rumboald on chess.com <Naypam> at his flat warming <Naypam> I got really drunk <Naypam> like we played this card game <Naypam> and I filled a pint glass with 50/50 vodka <Naypam> after already drinking a 35cl to myself <Naypam> so I finished most of a 70cl of vodka MORE <Naypam> and then gotten dressed. <Naypam> went to the toilet <Naypam> took off ALL of my clothes <Naypam> and started masturbating apparently <Naypam> I don't really remember <Naypam> my friends had to break down the bathroom door <Naypam> and they found me naked masturbating <Happy0> lmao.. good god :|
#474
<Naypam> Can't play Dota with a hangover
#852
<how-hiGh> Bad <how-hiGh> if there was no such thing as SEX, would you even speak to women? <Raziel> Lol <Bad> how-hiGh: why the fuck would I speak to a woman if I'm not trying to touch her boobs <Raziel> This is such a stupid hypothetical question <Bad> Nah more seriously, my closest friends are like 50% men 50% women <Bad> And the good women friends I don't have or try to have sex with :) <how-hiGh> most of women are not funny <how-hiGh> or smart <Raziel> If there was no such thing as sex humanity would not exist <Bad> Most of men are not funny or smart either tbh <how-hiGh> Raziel do not overthink it <Raziel> Same applies to men <Raziel> LOL <how-hiGh> am I smarter/funnier than average woman? srs <Bad> Bro how-hiGh, if there was no such thing as SEX, Raziel's life would be exactly the same, he's not overthinking it
#272
<moop> tbh i did masturbate to trannies
#243
<Garner> Raziel confirmed sausage <Garner> err faggot <Garner> wtf why did I write sausage