<gar> this is cringe #1 of the day
<gar> Trying to hold against something while the train moves, it's so crowded i kept touching that girl's hand by accident
<Bad> nice
<gar> Then i moved it and she moved it as well
<gar> touched again
<Bad> rofl
<gar> 3 times
<Raziel> do you know what's happening to your eyes as it's getting better again?
<Raziel> like are parts of the eyeball healing or what
<moop> yeah exactly
<moop> lazors cut everything out so it takes time to revive
<moop> like, everything between the lazor and the part it needs to fix
<Raziel> cool that it heals by itself
<Bad> >heals by itself
<Bad> lol Raziel
<Bad> You really think that's how it works
<Bad> Read up on judaism
<moop> you joke but there are techniques on how to regrow your foreskin
<moop> it's like stretching your earlobes but instead you do that with the penis flesh
<Raziel> specialtaktiks
<how-hiGh> greek =(
<nonpc> wut
<how-hiGh> oh specialtaktiks is two english words lol, i thought it's last name HAHAHA
<Raziel> in b4 amnesia
<garne> amensia
<garne> amensia
<garne> omfg
<garne> amnesia
<Raziel> god damn
<Raziel> is there anything worse than bread becoming deformed in the shopping bag because you stacked things wrong?
<Raziel> there probably is
<Raziel> BUT NOT RIGHT NOW
<ad13> just logged in to my email at work
<ad13> some guy has accidentally replied to his manager-level "Bottom performing employees" email
<ad13> and sent it to the all-employees internal mailing list
<garne> seriously though i will miss my colleague
<garne> took a picture of us having a beer
<garne> https://i.imgur.com/BEPN9pK.png
<garne> sad times
<Raziel> I RECOGNIZE THAT URL
<Raziel> NOT FALLING FOR IT
<Raziel> CUNT
<garne> rofl
<garne> hahahahahahaahaha
<moop> :D
<Raziel> I'm fucking traumatized
<garne> :D:D:DDDDD
<Naypam> perl's a joke language that I use to joke in
<moop> i started playing that shit katnip game but then i remembered something important
<moop> i'm in the middle of a movie
<Bad> jesus christ moop
<moop> wait nvm first 15 min
<moop> Bad: i've been stuck on the same timestamp on the last the hobbit movie
<moop> for, like, a month now
<moop> if not more
<rian> who wants to bed the nore will show up in a bit
<rian> being all like 'omg i drank too much'
<rian> ?
<moop> pretty sure it'll happen
<Raziel> wew
<Raziel> sup
<Raziel> hello?
<moop> so how dead are you Raziel
<moop> pls respond
<Raziel> not at all
<Raziel> only 3 beers
[... the next day...]
<Raziel> oh lawd
<Raziel> I only had 3 beers but due to no real dinner yesterday I feel hungover anyway