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#305
<garner> im dating the worst bread
#20
<lively> i like ball licking
#852
<how-hiGh> Bad <how-hiGh> if there was no such thing as SEX, would you even speak to women? <Raziel> Lol <Bad> how-hiGh: why the fuck would I speak to a woman if I'm not trying to touch her boobs <Raziel> This is such a stupid hypothetical question <Bad> Nah more seriously, my closest friends are like 50% men 50% women <Bad> And the good women friends I don't have or try to have sex with :) <how-hiGh> most of women are not funny <how-hiGh> or smart <Raziel> If there was no such thing as sex humanity would not exist <Bad> Most of men are not funny or smart either tbh <how-hiGh> Raziel do not overthink it <Raziel> Same applies to men <Raziel> LOL <how-hiGh> am I smarter/funnier than average woman? srs <Bad> Bro how-hiGh, if there was no such thing as SEX, Raziel's life would be exactly the same, he's not overthinking it
#145
<nonpc> Raziel is like the parent here. Everyone is a child, testing Raziel's limits. Raziel will always lose. He can't ban kids because he will be left alone.
#249
<Raziel> fuck <Raziel> burnt the bread <Raziel> :( <moop> git commit -m "learned to cook stuff :D" <Raziel> git reset --hard HEAD^ <Raziel> if only you could do that on bread
#505
<Naypam> funny story related to penises <Naypam> took off my watch and masturbated at like 8am this morning <Naypam> fell asleep <Naypam> slept on my watch <Naypam> woke up with watch mark on my bum <Naypam> true story
#638
<Bad> tfw I keep watching this harry potter x-men shit because I'm actually interested in the plot now <moop> rofl <Bad> tfw I keep watching this harry potter x-men shit because I'm actually interested in the plot now <Bad> tfw I keep watching this harry potter x-men shit because I'm actually interested in the plot now <Bad> ok maybe not roll elbow on keyboard
#218
<Bad> omg it's a sign <Bad> Phone call by a woman I want to get it on with <Bad> Confirm we can see tomorrow <Bad> I hang up my phone <Bad> Battery says 69% <Bad> IT'S A SIGN <Garner> ... <Raziel> ... <Garner> #redditeu
#65
<BadFurDay> lovely: wellborg: I just realized israel and argentina have the same flag <lovely> BadFurDay: get the fuck out <BadFurDay> Fact bro, fact <lovely> they both have 2 blue bands <lovely> omg <lovely> however <wellborg> 1. no it's not <lovely> israel is <lovely> white blue white with star blue white <lovely> argentina is <lovely> blue white with cinco de mayo blue <lovely> hey <lovely> argentina is like #1 antisemitist <wellborg> 2. fyi once in a point of time the zionists really considered to place israel in uganda <wellborg> just fyi <BadFurDay> http://i.imgur.com/724m9.jpg <BadFurDay> TROLED <BadFurDay> HARD <Naypam> oh my g <Naypam> BadFurDay master troll <Naypam> got wellborg and lovely <Naypam> 10/10
#35
* BadFurDay has joined #redditeu <BadFurDay> god damn <BadFurDay> I need anger management courses <BadFurDay> there was a trio of little fucks in the bus who were talking about skiddy shit <BadFurDay> gloating about how they were pissing off their teachers by giving their homework in password protected tar.gz <BadFurDay> gloating about how they could crack the passes of their school's computers in 20 seconds <BadFurDay> and making plans about how they'd best piss off their teachers next <BadFurDay> of note: "tar.gz is like, the best troll, because you can like, only open it on linux" <BadFurDay> I exploded at the little fucks and put them back in place <BadFurDay> they looked all ruined and mad <BadFurDay> but then people in the bus got even madder <BadFurDay> and asked me to step out <BadFurDay> had to walk home ffs