* Naypalm changed the topic of #redditeu to: RUINED
<Bad> OMG
<Bad> IEÉPOTMÉ2QOLÉV7Z2897P2vptui
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<Raziel> morning
<Bad> fuck off and die Raziel
<Bad> nobody talks during those mornings
<Bad> those where you wake up with a poo emergency
<Bad> which leaves no time for a shower
<Bad> I feel so dirty
<Bad> I want to die
<dux0r> I've just added Princess Diana as a friend on the Xbox
<dux0r> I don't think she has any games for it though, because she's always on the dashboard.
<Bad> Oh rofl guys I have to tell you about my dream tonight btw
<Bad> I was with Raziel in Cannes walking about
<Bad> And Raziel kicked something on the ground
<Bad> And I thought it would be funny to shout allah akbar as he did it
<Bad> Then I turn around
<Bad> And there's a family of muslims
<Bad> And they tried to kill us
<Bad> I ran so hard it woke me up at 2 am
<Bad> omg it's a sign
<Bad> Phone call by a woman I want to get it on with
<Bad> Confirm we can see tomorrow
<Bad> I hang up my phone
<Bad> Battery says 69%
<Bad> IT'S A SIGN
<Garner> ...
<Raziel> ...
<Garner> #redditeu
<BFD|Slave> I value my heterosexuality too much
<BFD|Slave> to drink fruit beer
<Naypam> I was reading that askreddit thread the other day
<Naypam> people had masturbated to inanimate objects :(
<Naypam> I've not done that :(
<Naypam> I feel left out
<Naypam> like a chair
<Naypam> or a desk
<Naypam> :'(
<Bad> My syslog is ddosed by irccloud
<Bad> Pretty much
<ad13> get on tinder
<ad13> ehh... mumble
<how-hiGh> stop me before I masturbate to breastfeeding photos
<Bad`> how-hiGh: nice
<Garner> i like how everything how-hiGh types
<Garner> no matter how long he lurks
<Garner> is retarded than anyone can imagine
<Garner> more
<Bad`> Garner: if it came from Naypam you wouldn't flinch
<Bad`> The exact same
<Garner> except Naypam doesn't constantly say that sort of stuff
<Bad`> Neither does how-hiGh
<Bad`> Pitastrudl did
<Garner> wut
<Raziel> pitastrudl thought he could fit into our conversations
<Garner> does Naypam pm you asking you if he has to talk to a girl in the gym?
<Raziel> how-hiGh just completely avoids them by typing random crap
<Garner> that's the worst comparison ever
<Bad`> Garner: yes he does
<Bad`> It's the private life of Naypam and I
<Bad`> Please respect
<Raziel> "guys if you feel good after poop is that gay? srs"
<Garner> you're retarded bad
<Raziel> "guys how long are your dicks? im not gay. srs"
<Garner> srs
<Bad`> Raziel: rofl sounds legit
<Garner> stop raziel I'm dying
<Bad`> Lold irl in a restaurant
<Garner> it is legit
<how-hiGh> are you mimicking me Raziel?
<Bad`> 10/10 imitation
<Naypam> :D
<how-hiGh> I just want to bring intredasting topics from time to time
<Raziel> "person i have crush on is making fun by imitating me. what do i do? it is girl btw. srs"