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#234
<Raziel> I'M SO HAPPY THAT MY SERVER IS MANAGED BY SALT! <moop> why not puppet? <Raziel> moop: slow, and ruby <moop> no, salt is written in python <moop> wtf <moop> oh you were talking about puppet
#196
<BFD|Slave> why are you a faggot Naypam ? <Naypam> because I eat dick for a living
#443
<Bad> worst thing <Bad> I can't blow my nose despite it being full <Raziel> :-( <Bad> because every time I start blowing my nose <Bad> it sends Aurélie into a laughing fit <Bad> which makes me laugh <Bad> and throw snot everywhere <Bad> apparently I sound like a clogged trumpet mixed with a fart <Bad> she threatened to record me <Bad> help
#377
<how-hiGh> how come I don't know your penises size so far?
#779
<Intee> She [Intee's girlfriend] is dirty talking about Bad... I shit you not... Laying on my bed, getting naked saying, "If he had ladders that lead to books I'd climb him, oh I'd climb him" Fucking QUOTE.
#778
<ad13> get on tinder <ad13> ehh... mumble
#398
<moop> Valacar: gonna watch versaiiles <moop> what do i need to expect <moop> Valacar: where them boobies are <moop> i see the boobies <moop> there are boobies <moop> out of boobies <moop> i require additional boobies <moop> i'm confused, it looks cool so far <Valacar> yea boobies are real in that <Valacar> but dear god the plot <Valacar> and the editing <Valacar> its like beyond fucked up <Valacar> and the writing <Valacar> its bad on every possible level <moop> eh <moop> ep1 wasn't that bad <moop> like <moop> it's ok <Valacar> yea ep1 wasn't that bad <Valacar> tho the telenovela vibe was stronk <moop> never seen telenovelas <moop> so idk <Valacar> but pay attention to that lucas barres guy and his sunglasses <Valacar> also music ques are quite interesting <moop> Valacar: didn't know there were sunglasses during that period <Valacar> oh wait what <Valacar> moop you are watching a different show <moop> versailles <Bad> lol????????????????????? <moop> isn't that what you're watching <Bad> moop are you actually that stupid <moop> maybe <Bad> I can't fathom that you are serious <Bad> this is a joke <Bad> you're not this dumb right? <Bad> moop: the show is Marseille <moop> oh i see my confusion <Valacar> :DDDDDDDD <Bad> ... <Bad> I'll just go to bed before I type something really hurtful <Bad> good night <moop> lets see this marseille <gojira> lmao <moop> if you think about it both are french dramas about politics <moop> with nice boobies
#771
<Raziel> removing duplicates from porn pic collections is NOT trivial! <Phixion> fdupes <Bad> Not if you sort/tag them Raziel :) <Raziel> 99% of duplicates are different jpeg quality, slight crops, white balance changes... <Bad> Then it becomes obvious where the dups are <Bad> Since they have the same tags <Bad> Or are in the same folder <Raziel> wtf tags <Raziel> what would I tag by <Raziel> blonde, brunette, ginger? <Bad> Yeah literally anything <Raziel> with face, without face <moop> imagine his tags <Raziel> fuck <Raziel> that <Bad> lmao without face I laughed <Bad> IT HAS A FACE <Bad> BUT UH NO PUSSY <Bad> WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA <Raziel> fucking lol'd
#788
<moop> wait is diarrhea medicine causes diarrhea or stops diarrhea
#733
<moop> you don't add TRANSFORMERS in the title <moop> and don't mention TRANSFORMERS <moop> and pretend it's just a cute robot <moop> like that robot that got hit by lightning and became alive <moop> or the giant robot <moop> or ET