<Bad> Naypam my penis is glued to my body it can't even breathe
<fabe> very odd my gf wants to watch champions league and knows all the teams/players
<fabe> that was unexpected
<dux0r> you have a gf?
<dux0r> that is very odd indeed
* Wan set the topic to: The S in intel stands for Security
* Raziel set the topic to: the s in moop stands for sex
<gojira> what's better
<gojira> linux or windows?
<Raziel> windows has an "s" in it
<Raziel> so it's secure
<Raziel> QED
<happy0> inb4 penis joke
<BadFurDay> penis joke
<happy0> hahah. every time
<Naypam> 9-0 best possible score
<Naypam> 6
<Naypam> 6-90
<Naypam> 6-0
<Naypam> 4-2 worst
<Naypam> no
<Naypam> 6-3
<Naypam> fml
<BadFurDay> I understand why olivia is with you
<BadFurDay> you're the only person who makes her feel clever in comparison
<Bad> ok story
<Bad> when I was a teen I went to a pharmacy and asked the pharmacist
<Bad> « [censored] size condoms please »
<Bad> he looked at me and told me
<Bad> uhm ok buddy, you just pick them up in the shop
<Bad> and ring them at the register
<Bad> I never went to that pharmacy again
<ad13> I should've just nailed the hot rock chick in the caves that gave us the free joint
<ad13> But for some reason when I smoke weed I just don't care about getting laid
<ad13> Tim was like "very disappointed in you last night" lol
<Valacar> heil hitler
<moop> 8-0
<moop> fuck yeah
<moop> why did it take me so long to try this game wtf
<moop> it's f.a.f.
<moop> fun as fuck
[ a bit later... ]
<moop> oooooooooooooooooh now i see
<moop> i was playing against ai for the first 10 wins
<moop> til
<Bad> yo Raziel
<Bad> if you were trying to find where an alcoholic scot collapsed
<Bad> where would you look?
<+Raziel> erm
<+Raziel> anywhere in scotland?
<Bad> no
<Bad> behind bars
<Bad> it's funny because nay is going to jail
<Bad> anyway I gave nay a copy of microsoft outlook so he can write mails to us
<Bad> however
<Bad> it's a TRIAL version