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#54
<kage> PvZ just stupid <kage> oh <kage> i'll just make roach/infestor/bl <kage> gg <BadFurDay> kage: called it <BadFurDay> [14:31] <kage> i'ma go play dota2 <BadFurDay> [14:31] <kage> and then some sc2 <BadFurDay> [14:32] <BadFurDay> k, so it's 16:31 <BadFurDay> [14:32] <BadFurDay> I'll check irc around 16:00 <BadFurDay> [14:32] <BadFurDay> to laugh at your balance whine and rage <BadFurDay> [14:32] <BadFurDay> popcorn.gif <BadFurDay> you're 15 minutes late though <BadFurDay> but called it anyway :D
#849
<Bad> wc3 story <Bad> When I installed wc3 I couldn't believe how pretty it was <Bad> Invited a friend over to see <Bad> Cinematic starts <Bad> Campaign mission where Jaina arrives <Bad> HI MY NAME IS JAINA PROUDMORE <Bad> Then the game gets stuck for some reason and it just loops <Bad> JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE <Bad> Shamed me <Bad> Fuck wc3
#432
<Naypam> oli would be here <Naypam> but y'know <Naypam> Raziel <Raziel> WAT <Raziel> you afraid of me stealing her you mean? <Naypam> what with your massive gay penis? <Naypam> she's both homophobic and nordophobic <Raziel> rofl <Raziel> I'd be ok with having a massive gay penis <Naypam> sounds pretty gay bro <Raziel> well yeah the word "gay" is in it <Raziel> of course it sounds gay <Garner> Mfw Raziel penis is gay <Garner> But not him <Garner> ???( <Raziel> my penis has a life of its own <Valacar> a life of a hermit?
#186
<nonpc> I like spending my time and choosing condoms <nonpc> it's like <nonpc> building a computer or osmething <nonpc> even more interesting
#427
<Wan> Would you save cp under the name child_pr0n.tar.gz? <Naypam> I don't use gzip pls <Naypam> would be .xz <Wan> No, with you it's .tar.d
#444
<Raziel> Erm <Raziel> So <Raziel> There's gotta be a first time for everything in life right <Naypam> please Raziel <Naypam> continue <moop> oh boy Raziel <moop> just had gay sex the poor lad <Naypam> I know rite moop <Naypam> glad our minds went to the same place <Raziel> Including having an irresistible shit while you're biking home to your hotel <moop> oh boy <moop> that's no fun Raziel <moop> what did you do <Raziel> Like diarrhea level shit <Naypam> I guess that riding the bike <Naypam> would open your arse a bit <moop> did you reach the hotel? <Raziel> Yes I just finished showering <Bad> Lmao Raziel you moron <Raziel> Showering me and my clothes... <Raziel> :-( <moop> aw :( <moop> but, like, were there casualties Raziel <Raziel> I don't know <moop> well now you have a story Raziel <Raziel> I even went to the toilet before leaving <moop> means you ate something bad <Raziel> No shits were had then <Raziel> At least i could move fast on a mostly empty bike road <Raziel> And run up to my hotel room <Raziel> This was a huge amount <Raziel> Like <Raziel> I don't even want to describe <Raziel> Seafood + alcohol <Raziel> Not good for me <Raziel> But i swear i went on the toilet just before leaving! <Raziel> I took every precaution :-( <Naypam> rofl Raziel <Naypam> poor <ad13> hah, disaster <Valacar> wait so this was Raziel's first time he shat outdoors? <Raziel> I've shat outdoors before valacar <Raziel> But usually i pull down my pants and squat first <Valacar> oh wait you shat on the move? <moop> ya Raziel <moop> why didn't you stop the explosive diarrhea <moop> just find a cork <moop> ez <moop> ok that's too mean <moop> i'm sorry Raziel <moop> cheer up, it's all over now <Valacar> pls moop it's too late for moopsies <ad13> haha, good show though <Raziel> I was on the bike, suddenly shit, panicked, biked back to hotel as fast as I could, ran to my room and showered while taking my clothes off <moop> poor bike <Valacar> the critical question that begs for an answer is the volume of shit that got out <Raziel> Did you expect me to measure the volume? <ad13> well, feel free to use a freeform scale <Raziel> My shirt got stained, that should tell you enough <ad13> roflllllllllllllllll HOW? HOW??? <Valacar> so thats quite bad <Raziel> I dunno man <Raziel> Squeezed upwards by the bike seat?
#404
<moop> 11:13 <Bad> Reached 3+ years uptime on a Vista machine <moop> this is a lie <Bad> moop I have ThArGos as a witness :D <Bad> He was trying to kill it any way he could <moop> when windows loves to randomly restart itself because of updates <Bad> I have updates disabled <Bad> Always had <moop> then you had viruses Bad <Bad> I don't download or install retarded shit <moop> >says doesn't download retarded shit <moop> >downloaded all of under the dome
#273
<Garner> i am having a Skype convo with my d
#497
<Raziel> morning <Bad> fuck off and die Raziel <Bad> nobody talks during those mornings <Bad> those where you wake up with a poo emergency <Bad> which leaves no time for a shower <Bad> I feel so dirty <Bad> I want to die
#625
<garne> i posted some pics and a video on fb, and tagged gf sister as gd doesnt use facebook. then a colleague says i thought your gf was ginger <garne> i said "wat" <garne> no comtext <garne> i ask to elaborate <garne> he says i saw your post and om the video she gave you blow kisses <garne> i was cringing so much was like <garne> why is he stalking me <garne> writing it makes me cringe <garne> anyway he leaving next week so is ok