<Juno> so i'm talking to her 6 yr old daughter
<zid> did you get her number?
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<gar> the key point of this quote
<gar> is i didn't specify who will grab your dick
<gar> merely said someone will
<gar> and i guarantee it
<gar> :-)
<gar> can be guy, girl, police, ambulance, psychiatric ward
<gar> :----)
<gar> wtf ward grabbing your dick
<gar> a psychiatric ward grabbing your dick
<gar> i am dying
<cheebs> my original idea was to make him a stalker
<cheebs> but protoss units are hard
<cheebs> they either look like gay men or robots
<cheebs> but robots that are hard to make out of cheap clay
< BadFurDay> need a girl who can drive the wheel
< BadFurDay> hair allows for some proper grip
< BadFurDay> best if she has chest hair too, so she doesn't slide during sex
< BadFurDay> and a moustache so she doesn't fall away when kissed
<Naypam> either way I'm ready to suck hard cock or swing that flaccid round my head like a lasso
<moop> you don't add TRANSFORMERS in the title
<moop> and don't mention TRANSFORMERS
<moop> and pretend it's just a cute robot
<moop> like that robot that got hit by lightning and became alive
<moop> or the giant robot
<moop> or ET
<Bad> yo Raziel
<Bad> if you were trying to find where an alcoholic scot collapsed
<Bad> where would you look?
<+Raziel> erm
<+Raziel> anywhere in scotland?
<Bad> no
<Bad> behind bars
<Bad> it's funny because nay is going to jail
<Bad> anyway I gave nay a copy of microsoft outlook so he can write mails to us
<Bad> however
<Bad> it's a TRIAL version
<Raziel> you got something against the gay?
<Raziel> clearly not since you're playing urt with frenchies
<BFD|Slave> I swear I've tried to see the baby try autofellatio
<FredG> actually I was creeped out when I was told my dick is big for my size
<FredG> wasn't even a girl, just a guy keeping in while I was having a piss
<FredG> was legit scared for my life