<ad13> lovely: the blackouts are because japan shat itself at fukushima, and turned ALL nuclear power off
<ad13> it's not coming back on.
<Naypam> there's a black out?
<Naypam> nigger! run!
<Naypam> so right
<Naypam> I was with dunkyp
<Naypam> rumboald on chess.com
<Naypam> at his flat warming
<Naypam> I got really drunk
<Naypam> like we played this card game
<Naypam> and I filled a pint glass with 50/50 vodka
<Naypam> after already drinking a 35cl to myself
<Naypam> so I finished most of a 70cl of vodka MORE
<Naypam> and then
gotten dressed.
<Naypam> went to the toilet
<Naypam> took off ALL of my clothes
<Naypam> and started masturbating apparently
<Naypam> I don't really remember
<Naypam> my friends had to break down the bathroom door
<Naypam> and they found me naked masturbating
<Happy0> lmao.. good god :|
<Garner> PENIS IN MY MOUTH
<Valacar> but technically i'm bilingual since my father speaks swedish as his native language
<gojira> AHA
<gojira> NOT A REAL FIN
<Valacar> tho he never speaks it :D
<gar> u finnoswede?
<Valacar> kinda
<Valacar> and kinda not
<Naypam> OHHHHHH
<gojira> that is enough for today
<Naypam> Valacar is swedish
<Naypam> this explains EVERYTHING
<Valacar> I AM NTO
<Valacar> NOT
<Naypam> I did not realise this
<Naypam> I should have know oh my god
<how-hiGh> you never eaten ass? srs
<moop> srs
<how-hiGh> ever eaten ass or not moop?
<moop> never
<how-hiGh> lmao must be a virgin
<moop> lmoa
<how-hiGh> Bad` moop never licked girls anus lol @ him
<how-hiGh> moop you are missing out srs
<moop> srs
<how-hiGh> by nowadays standards to be a decent BF you have to lick anus
<Bad> yo Raziel
<Bad> if you were trying to find where an alcoholic scot collapsed
<Bad> where would you look?
<+Raziel> erm
<+Raziel> anywhere in scotland?
<Bad> no
<Bad> behind bars
<Bad> it's funny because nay is going to jail
<Bad> anyway I gave nay a copy of microsoft outlook so he can write mails to us
<Bad> however
<Bad> it's a TRIAL version
<Raziel> http://www.screddit.eu/bash.php?429
<Raziel> immortalized!
<nonpc> nu wtf
<nonpc> nuuuu
<nonpc> wtffffff
<nonpc> jesus.
<nonpc> that's not even funny
<nonpc> ok
<nonpc> my mom will shave my head now
<nonpc> gg
<BadFurDay> wat
<nonpc> I SAID GG
<fredosan> ROFL OUTSIDE OF IT
<fredosan> wait wrong window
<dux0r> Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
<dux0r> because the P is silent
<dux0r> What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
<dux0r> wipes his ass
<Raziel> fuck
<Raziel> burnt the bread
<Raziel> :(
<moop> git commit -m "learned to cook stuff :D"
<Raziel> git reset --hard HEAD^
<Raziel> if only you could do that on bread