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#180
<kage> i'm waiting for the first korean to call himself PokeMon <kage> or SailorMoon <kage> or something <BadFurDay> What if someone decided to use a shitty nick nobody can pronounce that sounds like a failed attempt at being edgy? <BadFurDay> Azgatoth. <Naypam> rofl <BadFurDay> Now THAT would be a terrible nick. <BadFurDay> Naypam: btw, redditeu tournament is in 1h <BadFurDay> Hope you got warned <kage> >BadFurDay, <kage> but what if someone decided to actually pronounce his fucking nick wrong <kage> and have everyone confused <kage> why not spell it Razeel <BadFurDay> But it's pronounced Naziel, I don't understand. <kage> we could have a tourney without Raziel <kage> and we'd all be like <kage> surprise motherfucker <kage> when he got home <BadFurDay> rofl <BadFurDay> but we have to host it so that it starts 10 mins after he arrives home <BadFurDay> And tell him we warned him weeks in advance <kage> maybe we could get TotalBiscuit to cast <kage> if we sucked his cock hard enough <Naypam> BadFurDay | Naypam: btw, redditeu tournament is in 1h <Naypam> omfg <Naypam> brb going home, installing windows <Naypam> wtf raziel <Naypam> no warning
#341
<Garner> mfw haven't fapped in two weeks <Garner> forgot
#117
<Naypam> true story: I came in my own eye once
#82
<Naypam> it's harder to cum through prostate stimulation! <Naypam> why do I say these things :( <Naypam> evil #redditeu making me say things I don't want to say
#763
<moop> holy fuck <moop> i can't order me food <moop> the whole site is double-visioned
#298
<Bad> I just had the worst adventurer ever. space I woke up with the need to shit and I was asleep seized so after shitting I wiped my ass with my sleeping boxer briefs now it's 1 a.m. and I'm busy washing shit away from my underwear also text to speech to text seems to be working well
#62
<ad13> lovely: the blackouts are because japan shat itself at fukushima, and turned ALL nuclear power off <ad13> it's not coming back on. <Naypam> there's a black out? <Naypam> nigger! run!
#123
<Naypam> god damn my toilet is broke <lovely> broken I assume? <Naypam> broke! <lovely> is it an gash? <Naypam> not sure how to activate the toilet from inside the pool of water * Naypam stupid <Naypam> nothing pulls! but the toilet handle is a lever1 <Naypam> so idk <Naypam> it's come detached from something <kage> haiku left for 1 day <kage> and your house completely falls apart <kage> i'd check if there are any screws missing <lovely> haha
#388
<+Raziel> seriously antiviruses have more security holes than actual viruses
#199
<BFD|Slave> I value my heterosexuality too much <BFD|Slave> to drink fruit beer