<Naypam> so I got a new laptop
<Naypam> two very wrong things about it
<ad13> another one? :D
<Raziel> lol
<Naypam> 1. dvorak and the US layout, it has those gay keys, it means I can't type the pipe symbol
<Naypam> going to have to hack that
<Naypam> 2. it has HotS motifs all over it
<Naypam> not sure which is worse
<Raziel> morning
<Bad> fuck off and die Raziel
<Bad> nobody talks during those mornings
<Bad> those where you wake up with a poo emergency
<Bad> which leaves no time for a shower
<Bad> I feel so dirty
<Bad> I want to die
<Naypam> I haven't tasted anybody else's cum
<Naypam> weird
<Naypam> that's the kind of thing I'd like to have said I'd done
<Naypam> oh well
<Naypam> LIFE SUCKS
<Naypam> have made a guy cum tho
* Naypam master of pleasure
<Bad> I was doing all this sports shit right
<Bad> Rollerblading used to be seen as not gay back in the day so there were always groupie-ish girls
<Bad> And this one once told me my parents are gone tonight I'll be bored wanna come over :)))))
<Bad> I said no I have to practice for next week's race and I'll need sleep
<Bad> Took me like 5 years to have a random flashback memory to this scene
<Bad> That made me cringe so hard I had to stop walking and start talking out loud to myself
<Bad> I think everyone who's been social in their teens went through such an experience
<Bad> With or without remembering it
<Raziel> thank god I wasn't social
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<Raziel> https://www.twitch.tv/shadder2k placements about to happen
<Raziel> this was massively entertainign last time he did it
<moop> eh i'll watch
<Raziel> wanna mumble while we watch moop?
<moop> Raziel: nah but ty
<gojira> Bad: ^
<gojira> moop just didnt realized )
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<mooper> sorry i kept fucking up
<Raziel> hey Bad what's the best french black metal band?
<Bad> Broooooooo you don't know how much french bands suck, there are very few decent ones
<Bad> Let me think for a second
<Raziel> wrong
<Raziel> it's burzum
<Bad> rofl
<Valacar> i've even driven professionally
<moop> Valacar: the fuck is 'driven professionally'
<Bad> moop: he has drive in his work
<Bad> drives him to succeed
<moop> like my part time work in JIDF
<Valacar> i have worked as a lorry driver for 8ish months plus few summers
<moop> Valacar: do they realize how awful the word 'bish' sounds?
<Valacar> wat?
<ad13> lel
<ad13> moop saw 8ish and read bish
<Valacar> hmh
<Valacar> all masters thesises (?) here are by default public
<Valacar> whats the plural form of thesis
<gojira> papers
<gojira> theses
<Valacar> theses
<moop> Valacar: plural of thesis is these
<moop> these nuts
<Bad> >implying there is a too far regarding sex
<Naypam> kinda true Bad but then there's things like mdma sex where you never cum
<Bad> yeah drugs is the too far there
<fabe> yeah but i would go insane as a parent if people just started searching for the body
<wellborg> fabe: isnt the statistic on kidnapped people is that they die pretty soon after the fact?
<fabe> i have no idea wellborg
<fabe> dux0r do you kill your victims quickly?
<dux0r> I like to freeze my poop n stab em with it then wait a week to see if they get infected