<fredosan> penis size matters
<fredosan> sorry
<Phixion> im fine
<Phixion> I measured
<fredosan> at work?
<fredosan> nice
<Phixion> pro of being alone in the office
<fredosan> no cctv?
<Phixion> nope
<fredosan> nice
<Phixion> would break ashitton of laws iirc
<Phixion> having cctv that is
<fredosan> ;-)
<Phixion> dick out is fine
<fredosan> they won’t see
<fredosan> it’s ok
<Bad> MOOP STOLE THE PHRASE
<Bad> STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS (2013)
<Bad> AROUND 20:00 IN THE MOVIE
<Bad> « I KNOW YOU BETTER THAN YOU THINK I DO »
<Bad> I KNEW IT MOOP
<Bad> I KNEW YOU HAD NO CREATIVE TALENT
<kage> but you know
<kage> it was fun being able to easily unzip during class
<kage> and showing people my junk
<kage> it's true
<kage> i'm like calling people half way across the class
<kage> and showing them my junk
<kage> and laughing like a maniac
<BFD|Slave> rofl
<kage> worst was when you were noticed by the professor
<kage> and
<kage> you needed to stand up
<kage> unzipped
<kage> or you could zip
<kage> but he'd notice
<Raziel> Erm
<Raziel> So
<Raziel> There's gotta be a first time for everything in life right
<Naypam> please Raziel
<Naypam> continue
<moop> oh boy Raziel
<moop> just had gay sex the poor lad
<Naypam> I know rite moop
<Naypam> glad our minds went to the same place
<Raziel> Including having an irresistible shit while you're biking home to your hotel
<moop> oh boy
<moop> that's no fun Raziel
<moop> what did you do
<Raziel> Like diarrhea level shit
<Naypam> I guess that riding the bike
<Naypam> would open your arse a bit
<moop> did you reach the hotel?
<Raziel> Yes I just finished showering
<Bad> Lmao Raziel you moron
<Raziel> Showering me and my clothes...
<Raziel> :-(
<moop> aw :(
<moop> but, like, were there casualties Raziel
<Raziel> I don't know
<moop> well now you have a story Raziel
<Raziel> I even went to the toilet before leaving
<moop> means you ate something bad
<Raziel> No shits were had then
<Raziel> At least i could move fast on a mostly empty bike road
<Raziel> And run up to my hotel room
<Raziel> This was a huge amount
<Raziel> Like
<Raziel> I don't even want to describe
<Raziel> Seafood + alcohol
<Raziel> Not good for me
<Raziel> But i swear i went on the toilet just before leaving!
<Raziel> I took every precaution :-(
<Naypam> rofl Raziel
<Naypam> poor
<ad13> hah, disaster
<Valacar> wait so this was Raziel's first time he shat outdoors?
<Raziel> I've shat outdoors before valacar
<Raziel> But usually i pull down my pants and squat first
<Valacar> oh wait you shat on the move?
<moop> ya Raziel
<moop> why didn't you stop the explosive diarrhea
<moop> just find a cork
<moop> ez
<moop> ok that's too mean
<moop> i'm sorry Raziel
<moop> cheer up, it's all over now
<Valacar> pls moop it's too late for moopsies
<ad13> haha, good show though
<Raziel> I was on the bike, suddenly shit, panicked, biked back to hotel as fast as I could, ran to my room and showered while taking my clothes off
<moop> poor bike
<Valacar> the critical question that begs for an answer is the volume of shit that got out
<Raziel> Did you expect me to measure the volume?
<ad13> well, feel free to use a freeform scale
<Raziel> My shirt got stained, that should tell you enough
<ad13> roflllllllllllllllll HOW? HOW???
<Valacar> so thats quite bad
<Raziel> I dunno man
<Raziel> Squeezed upwards by the bike seat?
<Wan> France emergency state is getting out of hand
<Wan> Even white people have their bags checked
<Raziel> zid: razer abyssus, cheap and really fucking good
<Vequeth> so is your mum
<Raziel> insta added to quote db
<Garner> raziel
<Raziel> insta added!
<Garner> rofo
<BFD|Slave> insta downvoted
<Garner> BFD|Slave insta mad
<BFD|Slave> or I guess, downplussed
<BFD|Slave> whetever you can call that
<BFD|Slave> MINUSED
<BFD|Slave> intsa minused
<lovely> dux0r
<lovely> can you do a Raziel impression?
<dux0r> can't, I'm busy installing RoR legacy drivers for adhoc php5 libs
<dux0r> then making some invigorating green leaf tea
<lovely> thank you
<Raziel> Laizkiz wins
<Ensiferous> for the past 3 days I've wanted to refine my pvz build... still haven't gotten dressed.