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#816
<Bruce> Raziel: did you ever used cloudformation ? <moop> Is this a fart joke Bruce
#518
<gar> this is cringe #1 of the day <gar> Trying to hold against something while the train moves, it's so crowded i kept touching that girl's hand by accident <Bad> nice <gar> Then i moved it and she moved it as well <gar> touched again <Bad> rofl <gar> 3 times
#383
<Raziel> hey Bad what's the best french black metal band? <Bad> Broooooooo you don't know how much french bands suck, there are very few decent ones <Bad> Let me think for a second <Raziel> wrong <Raziel> it's burzum <Bad> rofl
#852
<how-hiGh> Bad <how-hiGh> if there was no such thing as SEX, would you even speak to women? <Raziel> Lol <Bad> how-hiGh: why the fuck would I speak to a woman if I'm not trying to touch her boobs <Raziel> This is such a stupid hypothetical question <Bad> Nah more seriously, my closest friends are like 50% men 50% women <Bad> And the good women friends I don't have or try to have sex with :) <how-hiGh> most of women are not funny <how-hiGh> or smart <Raziel> If there was no such thing as sex humanity would not exist <Bad> Most of men are not funny or smart either tbh <how-hiGh> Raziel do not overthink it <Raziel> Same applies to men <Raziel> LOL <how-hiGh> am I smarter/funnier than average woman? srs <Bad> Bro how-hiGh, if there was no such thing as SEX, Raziel's life would be exactly the same, he's not overthinking it
#159
<dux0r> You know the stick Ent in LOTR that gets set on fire then pushed over with the water? <dux0r> That's Naypam <dux0r> Skinny as a fuckin stick and 2 miles tall
#212
<Raziel> dat millisecond precision <Raziel> or microsecond <Raziel> not sure <Garner> Naypam's dick second <Garner> because micro
#434
<Bad> coffee tastes bad in every form fyi <Bad> disgusting shit <Valacar> lies <Valacar> the true black gold <Bad> black gold is stolen gold from white households
#339
<Juno> wtf <Juno> dont get it <Raziel> don't get what Juno <Bad> it <Bad> learn to read Raziel <Bad> moron <Raziel> the novel? <Raziel> or the film? <Juno> no <Juno> like england vs wales <Juno> gf mad <Garner> why mad <Juno> cos englanmd go for penalty <Juno> i say <Juno> touch to ick go for the try <Juno> she so mad <Juno> won;'t talkwtf <Garner> rofl <moop> >people who take sports too seriously <Garner> standard girl <moop> (including esports) <Bad> bro moop it's not about sports <Bad> it's about being a girl <Bad> and mood swings <Juno> .ye so <Juno> she in MY bed <Juno> sulking <Garner> ROFL <Bad> well Juno <Bad> kick her out of your bed <Juno> imon pc researching rugby union rules <Juno> wtf <Raziel> hahaha <Juno> I'M FUCKING RIGHT <Juno> I RESEARCHED IT <Juno> kick to touch go for try would've won if they did it <Juno> i played this shit as a kid <Juno> gg still right still wrongno sex for 2 weeks still staying here 2 weeks no rent <Juno> won't even talk to me
#287
<ad13> fortunately i knew carrying the colon around was going to be a pain in the arse (it acts as a sail in this wind) so managed to refrain
#542
<Bad> So <Bad> My girl talks about the guys that smoke fish for a living <Bad> What I pictured in my head was someone rolling a fish into a joint and smoking it <Bad> And it seemed normal to my brain <Bad> I was like this is what she meant yes <Bad> Then thought about it