<Bad> hey Garner do you know where the jews fled from norway after all their rice got burned
<Bad> Israziel
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<Raziel> god damn
<Raziel> is there anything worse than bread becoming deformed in the shopping bag because you stacked things wrong?
<Raziel> there probably is
<Raziel> BUT NOT RIGHT NOW
<Raziel> fortnite seems like a better version of pubg
<Raziel> moop mad?
<Valacar> with what experience you are claiming that :D
<Raziel> 2 minutes of stream watching
<Valacar> java does seem like a better version of python
<moop> i started playing that shit katnip game but then i remembered something important
<moop> i'm in the middle of a movie
<Bad> jesus christ moop
<moop> wait nvm first 15 min
<moop> Bad: i've been stuck on the same timestamp on the last the hobbit movie
<moop> for, like, a month now
<moop> if not more
<moop> 10:03 <Bad> Tbh the saddest thing is he outlived Naypam. He really seemed to want to see tb die. For petty reasons.
<moop> haha thought about it too
<Naypam> I was at this party when I was 17
<Naypam> and my friend's parents were gone
<Naypam> and they had this marble egg
<Naypam> size of an egg
<lively> oh god
<Naypam> so one guy
<Naypam> puts the egg in a condom
<nonpc> oh god
<Naypam> puts it in his ass
<Naypam> then pulls it out
<Naypam> and starts chasing people with it
<Naypam> was so funny
<lively> WHAT
<nonpc> wat
<Naypam> him standing on the table
<Naypam> middle of the room
<Naypam> trousers round knees
<Naypam> with egg up his ass
<Naypam> it was fucking terrifying
<Naypam> he chased us around the village
<Naypam> party with 20 people
<Naypam> all running thhrough the streets
<Naypam> with a guy with a shit covered egg in a condom chasing us
<Naypam> scariest day of my life
<Naypalm> used my ex gf's dildo too
<BFD|Slave> Why would you dildo your ass Naypalm
<BFD|Slave> Why
<Naypalm> wondered what it was like
<Naypalm> it was all pink and squishy
<BFD|Slave> And what was it like?
<Naypalm> pretty shit
<Naypam> dota too hard
<ad13> rofl murica
<ad13> true story, when i woke up and checked bbc news, all it had was "Fatal bomb blast kills 3 and injures many ..."
<ad13> so i was like "Oh well another suicide bomber in iraq or some shit" and skipped right over it
<ad13> wasn't until i'd got to work people like "ZOMG DID U HEER?"