<Bed> crawlers are actually fast-ish off creep, Raziel
<Naypalm> need 5 to get through supply depots
<Bed> fyi
<gana> ty Naypalm, Bed
<Raziel> faster on creep though
<Naypalm> everything is faster on creep except drones
<Raziel> rush lair and go mass overlord
<gana> what about mutas Naypalm?
<gana> are they faster on creep?
<Naypalm> shut the fuck up
<Raziel> LOL
<gana> rofl
<Raziel> gana knows more about zerg than Naypalm
<Raziel> amazing
<Naypalm> gana you're the faggot that walled his ramp to stop mutas getting in
<gana> :D
<Bed> did
<Bed> did gana
<Bed> just school Naypalm
<Bed> on sc2
<Bed> LOOOL
<Naypalm> rage
<Naypalm> fuck you all
<gana> dying atm
<Raziel> totally did
<Bed> you got SCHOOLED
<Bed> #rekt
<Bed> #rekktiteu
<Naypalm> if my sc2 worked I would fuck you so hard gana
<fabe> very odd my gf wants to watch champions league and knows all the teams/players
<fabe> that was unexpected
<dux0r> you have a gf?
<dux0r> that is very odd indeed
<zid> yo Raziel
<zid> can I ask you something?
<Raziel> yes
<zid> doto?
<Raziel> omg
<Raziel> There's a stop show going on right now
<Raziel> I don't even
<Bad> Raziel: fuck is a stop sow
<Raziel> Strip
<Bad> show
<Bad> Ah
<Bad> Uh
<Bad> Interesting company you work for
<Bad> wtf
<garne> lol
<garne> strip show with colleagues
<garne> team building
<moop> why is Raziel ircing during a strip show
<garne> moop: seeing naked ladies for the first few times can be awkward
<moop> Raziel: how many women do you have at work?
<Bad> moop: lmao I didn't even think about this aspect
<garne> also he didn't say whether it's a male strip show or female
<Bad> imagine how awkward it must be
<Bad> Being a female in a company that does strip club
<moop> because srs made me think of that google diversity memo
<Bad> moop: Can't have strip club team building if you have diversity quotas and non sexist HR
<Bad> The guy has a point
<Bad> Legit point
<moop> ikr
<moop> he was fired for our sins
<Raziel> There were two, one of each gender
<garne> lol what
<Raziel> No sexism here
<how-hiGh> I think I just found anti-fap cure
<moop> anti-fap?
<moop> what's anti-fap
<how-hiGh> okay fap cure
<how-hiGh> when you are really horny and can't control yourself anymore
<moop> ye
<moop> what's the cure
<how-hiGh> you already went to the porn site, but the trick is to search for gay porn. It will kill your boner very fast
<how-hiGh> already tested several times, always work
<how-hiGh> however those things cannot be unseen
<moop> this how-hiGh
<how-hiGh> but we're grown men, reight?
<Garner> but french on phone is harder than sucking my own dick
<Naypam> god there's nothing worse than typing on a phone
<Naypam> even sucking your own dick is better
<moop> what's the full monty
<moop> is it like monty python
<ad13`> oh moop
<moop> well if you're a british movie and you have monty in the name it's only fair to assume that it's related to monty python
<moop> in my opinion
<gar> Could be monty rust
<Bad> As Naypam started fondling my balls, I started touching his chin to finally discover what a beard feels like. Sadly, him sharing my stubble issue, all I was left with was elusive dreams of romance with Bad.
<Bad> I pushed Naypam over on the bed, removed his shitty oversized trousers, and let his lil cock slide in my mouth. As per australian tradition, my finger made its way towards his anus. Strangely, he seemed to welcome it.
<Bad> As the rowdiness of the act grew, I realized that my life would never be fulfilled until I got my hands on Bad, his legendary member being the only key that would ever unlock my road to pleasure.
<Bad> I sighed, closed my eyes, thought as hard as I could of Dustin Browder, and came.
<Bad> To be continued once I replenish my creativity reserves by writing more Laravel code.
<how-hiGh> Bad
<how-hiGh> if there was no such thing as SEX, would you even speak to women?
<Raziel> Lol
<Bad> how-hiGh: why the fuck would I speak to a woman if I'm not trying to touch her boobs
<Raziel> This is such a stupid hypothetical question
<Bad> Nah more seriously, my closest friends are like 50% men 50% women
<Bad> And the good women friends I don't have or try to have sex with :)
<how-hiGh> most of women are not funny
<how-hiGh> or smart
<Raziel> If there was no such thing as sex humanity would not exist
<Bad> Most of men are not funny or smart either tbh
<how-hiGh> Raziel do not overthink it
<Raziel> Same applies to men
<Raziel> LOL
<how-hiGh> am I smarter/funnier than average woman? srs
<Bad> Bro how-hiGh, if there was no such thing as SEX, Raziel's life would be exactly the same, he's not overthinking it
<Bad> The wild ancestor of the donkey is the African wild ass
<Bad> Asses were first domesticated around 3000 BC
<Bad> Seriously english did you need to call donkeys asses
<Bad> The Muscat or Yemen ass was developed in Arabia. Greeks spread both of these