<Juno> newkirk city
<Juno> newkirk city
<Juno> newkirk city
<Juno> newkirk city
<Juno> newkirk city
<RazielTipBot> R> Juno just won R 0.004
<BFD|Slave> Garner: Let's talk about moop's masturbation habits. He looks at trannies and gay porn, then, once he's about to ejaculate, he grabs his balls tightly and says « no no no no, I'm not allowed to come, I'm heterosexual ». Once the deed is (not) done, he looks for some hetero porn and spends 2h trying to get himself to come, usually only managing it when there's one of those shots from behind where you are exposed to a man's scrot and ass as he does a girl. He then goes on internet forums and IRC channels to tell everyone he's just masturbated, to make himself feel better. They call him a faggot and a homo, but deep inside he knows he never came to gay porn or trannies, and that makes him strictly hetero. He's proud of it. He's the proudest little virgin on the face of the planet.
<Bad> Naypam my penis is glued to my body it can't even breathe
<Raziel> zid: razer abyssus, cheap and really fucking good
<Vequeth> so is your mum
<Bad> Half autist half sociopath
<Bad> And fully faggot
<Bad> Sounds like average redditeu
<Bad> Also I am getting married in 3 days
<moop> to who
<moop> to whom
<Bad> That nurse girl with the robots
<Bad> Maru
<Bad> I gifted her a cauliflower on her birthday and she was like OMG BEST GIFT EVER and it gave me +3 hearts at once
<Bad> So I was like eh almost 10 hearts might aswell marry
<Raziel> just like real life
<Bad> ye Raziel
<moop> aww
<moop> can't op myself
<moop> oh wait i have op
<Naypam> I wouldn't mind being a fairy
<Naypam> of the elven variety though
<Bad> worst thing
<Bad> I can't blow my nose despite it being full
<Raziel> :-(
<Bad> because every time I start blowing my nose
<Bad> it sends Aurélie into a laughing fit
<Bad> which makes me laugh
<Bad> and throw snot everywhere
<Bad> apparently I sound like a clogged trumpet mixed with a fart
<Bad> she threatened to record me
<Bad> help
<Naypam> reminds me of when I went back to edinburgh
<Naypam> got the train to aberdeen, train arrived at the same time as one of my best friends
<Naypam> went to hold his hand
<Naypam> so accustomed to it