QDB

#105
<haiku> SHUT THE FUCK UP NAYPAM NEXT TIME NO MORE FOOD
#37
<Raziel> Naypam lately reminds me of when I was a kid, I would tell people on the internet I was older than I actually was and always tell people about my imaginary sex life so they'd think I was cool
#433
<Naypalm> This game is tighter than Raziel's ass tho <Raziel> my ass isn't that tight Naypalm <Raziel> because I'm gay
#772
<Raziel> https://i.redd.it/a1rzemotstd11.jpg me irl for real <Bad> Opening up is real nice though <Bad> You should try some time <Bad> just gotta be the right people <moop> reminds me of the time i realized i have a case of diarrhea 10 minutes into a 1h bus ride <moop> wasn't fun
#771
<Raziel> removing duplicates from porn pic collections is NOT trivial! <Phixion> fdupes <Bad> Not if you sort/tag them Raziel :) <Raziel> 99% of duplicates are different jpeg quality, slight crops, white balance changes... <Bad> Then it becomes obvious where the dups are <Bad> Since they have the same tags <Bad> Or are in the same folder <Raziel> wtf tags <Raziel> what would I tag by <Raziel> blonde, brunette, ginger? <Bad> Yeah literally anything <Raziel> with face, without face <moop> imagine his tags <Raziel> fuck <Raziel> that <Bad> lmao without face I laughed <Bad> IT HAS A FACE <Bad> BUT UH NO PUSSY <Bad> WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA <Raziel> fucking lol'd
#140
<Naypam> a pinch of nay juice and he'll be ready to fight a war! <Laiz> Nay sauce <Laiz> oh man <Naypam> here's the trick. <Raziel> how do you make nay juice? <Raziel> mix whisky and whisky? <Naypam> requirements: microphone, freezing plate, kettle <Naypam> I'm telling you Raziel <Naypam> turn microphone to max and let Naypam speak from it <Naypam> holf freezing plate above microphone <Naypam> let boiling water boil ont freezing plaet <Naypam> suddenly <Naypam> on plate appears a solid <Naypam> from my voice <Naypam> that's nay sauce <Naypam> now you can eat <Naypam> and you'll feel better
#218
<Bad> omg it's a sign <Bad> Phone call by a woman I want to get it on with <Bad> Confirm we can see tomorrow <Bad> I hang up my phone <Bad> Battery says 69% <Bad> IT'S A SIGN <Garner> ... <Raziel> ... <Garner> #redditeu
#79
<Raziel> many brazilian shemales are pretty hot tbh
#796
<Bad> omg no <Bad> new gmail has this thing on the left side <Bad> if you click « more » <Bad> you see your archived google chats <Bad> There's conversations with my gf of 2006.... <Bad> cringe overload <Bad> me: <3 :) :D :p ^_^ <Bad> Angela: stop your friggin smilies.P <Bad> smh <Bad> wtf I was such a poet <Bad> me: there's a beautiful thing about sadness just like there's a beauty in happiness, as long as it's not sadness caused by an immovable event (a death, a breakup, etc.)
#452
<Raziel> hate headaches so much <Raziel> especially because they only ever happen on weekends <moop> thank you Raziel <Raziel> for what? <moop> you're the closest i have to gf excuse of not wanting to have sex <moop> <3