<Garner> hmm make svXhVLnwF47UaqfAgYgJ
<Garner> sense*
<Raziel> I implemented ssl for real
<Raziel> not your hacky intern code implementation
<Raziel> but somehow set ssl to always true
<nonpc> Raziel, you can buy me
<nonpc> I will play games with you
<lively> yeah raziel
<nonpc> and I will be shit at them so
<lively> you should buy a slave
<nonpc> you feel good about yourself
<Raziel> haha
<lively> he can clean the house
<lively> suck dicks
<nonpc> yea
<lively> etc
<nonpc> easy
<lively> and you don't have to buy a bidet
<lively> since you'll have nonpc
<Raziel> serious advice
<Raziel> pull the piss opening apart before starting to take a piss
<Bad> ok story
<Bad> when I was a teen I went to a pharmacy and asked the pharmacist
<Bad> « [censored] size condoms please »
<Bad> he looked at me and told me
<Bad> uhm ok buddy, you just pick them up in the shop
<Bad> and ring them at the register
<Bad> I never went to that pharmacy again
<Bad> Oh. http://start-irc-bullying.eu/ [nsfw]
<Bad> Well.
<Raziel> ROFL
<Bad> That certainly is a website.
<Bad> sup Raziel
<Bad> translate ty
<moop> ty = thank you
<Bad> Just had a once in a lifetime experience
<Bad> Taking a shit during a hiccup
<Bad> It's so funny
<Bad> Every hiccup makes a bit of shit plop down in the water
<moop> get a room you fucking homos
<moop> if you know what i mean
<moop> ;)
<Bad> I don't
<Bad> elaborate
<moop> basically have a nonsexual gay sex
<Bad> I see
<Bad> nonsexual sex
<gojira> i can just hear moop making his sound can you Raziel
<Bad> what is the sound gojira
<Bad> describe it
<gojira> remember when moop had an aneurysm?
<Raziel> so many times
<Naypam> I can't imagine Raziel making any sounds or putting in any effort in a sexual encounter with moop
<Naypam> he'd just be lying on his front
<gojira> wat
<Naypam> with moop going like a bunny at him
<Bad> Naypam that sounds accurate
<Naypam> Bad gets it
<Bad> I actually see it
<Bad> you hive visioned it to me
<Bad> Naypam do you hear it
<Bad> it goes ploploploploplopolplopl balls on skin
<Bad> and at the same time
<Bad> Raziel is mute except for a sigh because he's bored
<gojira> Naypam
<gojira> did you just really describe that
<gojira> like wtf
<gojira> Raziel is clearly a top
<gojira> and moop a bottom
<gojira> look how tiny moop is
<Bad> hell no gojira
<moop> i'm huge
<Bad> moop can't be a bottom because he is oppressed irl
<gojira> moop spreading Raziels hairy cheeks with tiny moop dick?
<gojira> i dunno
<Bad> he has to be a top in the bedroom to compensate
<Raziel> haven't had girl problems in 7 years bro
<Steele> or a girlfriend
<garnet> !q
<__bot__> https://qdb.lutro.me/177 - <Garner> I am a retard
<garnet> ok