<haiku> SHUT THE FUCK UP NAYPAM NEXT TIME NO MORE FOOD
<Raziel> Naypam lately reminds me of when I was a kid, I would tell people on the internet I was older than I actually was and always tell people about my imaginary sex life so they'd think I was cool
<Naypalm> This game is tighter than Raziel's ass tho
<Raziel> my ass isn't that tight Naypalm
<Raziel> because I'm gay
<Raziel> https://i.redd.it/a1rzemotstd11.jpg me irl for real
<Bad> Opening up is real nice though
<Bad> You should try some time
<Bad> just gotta be the right people
<moop> reminds me of the time i realized i have a case of diarrhea 10 minutes into a 1h bus ride
<moop> wasn't fun
<Raziel> removing duplicates from porn pic collections is NOT trivial!
<Phixion> fdupes
<Bad> Not if you sort/tag them Raziel :)
<Raziel> 99% of duplicates are different jpeg quality, slight crops, white balance changes...
<Bad> Then it becomes obvious where the dups are
<Bad> Since they have the same tags
<Bad> Or are in the same folder
<Raziel> wtf tags
<Raziel> what would I tag by
<Raziel> blonde, brunette, ginger?
<Bad> Yeah literally anything
<Raziel> with face, without face
<moop> imagine his tags
<Raziel> fuck
<Raziel> that
<Bad> lmao without face I laughed
<Bad> IT HAS A FACE
<Bad> BUT UH NO PUSSY
<Bad> WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<Raziel> fucking lol'd
<Naypam> a pinch of nay juice and he'll be ready to fight a war!
<Laiz> Nay sauce
<Laiz> oh man
<Naypam> here's the trick.
<Raziel> how do you make nay juice?
<Raziel> mix whisky and whisky?
<Naypam> requirements: microphone, freezing plate, kettle
<Naypam> I'm telling you Raziel
<Naypam> turn microphone to max and let Naypam speak from it
<Naypam> holf freezing plate above microphone
<Naypam> let boiling water boil ont freezing plaet
<Naypam> suddenly
<Naypam> on plate appears a solid
<Naypam> from my voice
<Naypam> that's nay sauce
<Naypam> now you can eat
<Naypam> and you'll feel better
<Bad> omg it's a sign
<Bad> Phone call by a woman I want to get it on with
<Bad> Confirm we can see tomorrow
<Bad> I hang up my phone
<Bad> Battery says 69%
<Bad> IT'S A SIGN
<Garner> ...
<Raziel> ...
<Garner> #redditeu
<Raziel> many brazilian shemales are pretty hot tbh
<Bad> omg no
<Bad> new gmail has this thing on the left side
<Bad> if you click « more »
<Bad> you see your archived google chats
<Bad> There's conversations with my gf of 2006....
<Bad> cringe overload
<Bad> me: <3 :) :D :p ^_^
<Bad> Angela: stop your friggin smilies.P
<Bad> smh
<Bad> wtf I was such a poet
<Bad> me: there's a beautiful thing about sadness just like there's a beauty in happiness, as long as it's not sadness caused by an immovable event (a death, a breakup, etc.)
<Raziel> hate headaches so much
<Raziel> especially because they only ever happen on weekends
<moop> thank you Raziel
<Raziel> for what?
<moop> you're the closest i have to gf excuse of not wanting to have sex
<moop> <3