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#231
<Bad`> Do you have an extra chromosome? <Bad`> Are you mentally deficient? <Bad`> I'm ok with handicapped people, I'd rather just know it so I don't offend you <Bad`> Maybe autism? <InfernalBadger> . <Bad`> It's ok you can tell us <InfernalBadger> Ok, i got the <InfernalBadger> Cant handle fucking morons syndrome <Bad`> Wow I just got rekt <InfernalBadger> And i need to take my medicine <Raziel> how have you not commited suicide? <InfernalBadger> Because i just read this <Bad`> Raziel: Is this how you greet eachother in norway? <Bad`> Seems like a standard greeting <Bad`> Hello neighbors, suicided yet? <Bad`> Nope, depressed but alive, you? <Bad`> I tried yesterday but I'm too beta to do it <Bad`> Norwegian conversation <Bad`> Average.
#255
<Bad> [14:48] Raziel how fucking incompetent can you be <Bad> says Raziel <Raziel> fuck off! <Bad> I bet on his vps you'd have managed to make the server drop off its rack just through command line input
#854
<fredosan> ROFL OUTSIDE OF IT <fredosan> wait wrong window
#363
<Raziel> omfg what was that <Raziel> my entire irssi froze <Raziel> held down ctrl and pressed random buttons <Raziel> that fixed it. <Raziel> I am so good <gojira> senior developer
#355
<Raziel> also why is my left arm thicker than my right
#35
* BadFurDay has joined #redditeu <BadFurDay> god damn <BadFurDay> I need anger management courses <BadFurDay> there was a trio of little fucks in the bus who were talking about skiddy shit <BadFurDay> gloating about how they were pissing off their teachers by giving their homework in password protected tar.gz <BadFurDay> gloating about how they could crack the passes of their school's computers in 20 seconds <BadFurDay> and making plans about how they'd best piss off their teachers next <BadFurDay> of note: "tar.gz is like, the best troll, because you can like, only open it on linux" <BadFurDay> I exploded at the little fucks and put them back in place <BadFurDay> they looked all ruined and mad <BadFurDay> but then people in the bus got even madder <BadFurDay> and asked me to step out <BadFurDay> had to walk home ffs
#780
<Raziel> I've ran into a thread of hilarious anime clips
#598
<how-high> gf caught wet napkins near my bed and it was a huge scandal <how-high> srs
#104
<Naypam> ty for the backup kage, I got this <Naypam> also just masturbated in the toilet <Raziel> at work <Naypam> yeah, why would I masturbate in the toilet at home?
#518
<gar> this is cringe #1 of the day <gar> Trying to hold against something while the train moves, it's so crowded i kept touching that girl's hand by accident <Bad> nice <gar> Then i moved it and she moved it as well <gar> touched again <Bad> rofl <gar> 3 times