<zid> I played a BW game against vequeth and lost
<zid> he did a bullshit strat
<zid> where he knows what his buildings do
<BadFurDay> do you like shit Naypalm
<BadFurDay> do you like
<BadFurDay> turd play
<BadFurDay> Don't lie to me
<Naypalm> BadFurDay doesn't bother me
<BadFurDay> what
<Naypalm> don't give a fuck
<BadFurDay> no this is not a good answer
<BadFurDay> it repulses you
<BadFurDay> no
<BadFurDay> no you don't
<BadFurDay> god
<BadFurDay> why do I still ask you questions
<Naypalm> I'm so desperate right now I'd fuck an animal
* Naypalm runs to farm
<BadFurDay> shit is foul
<nonpc> BadFurDay, why does that girl not interact with me :(
<BadFurDay> nonpc: you don't eat your own cum
<nonpc> oh
<Naypalm> I have :D
* Naypalm nom nom
<dux0r> feces and semen hour on #redditeu
<dux0r> just like clockwork
<Juno> newkirk city
<Juno> newkirk city
<Juno> newkirk city
<Juno> newkirk city
<Juno> newkirk city
<RazielTipBot> R> Juno just won R 0.004
<Raziel> why would you want to ladder
<midnightoil> fuck u they cant even pickpocket
<kage> bro
<kage> i'll have you know i can pickpocket the best
<kage> i pickpocket so best, i stole your mum's virginity
<kage> it's like
<kage> he opens up his webcam
<kage> i see him
<kage> i see his old gf
<kage> first thing i tell him
<kage> why the shit do you stay with her
<kage> i'd rather fuck you than your gf
[ at 2:34 in the morning ... ]
<Wan> Hello
<Wan> I'm a dog
<Wan> I smell like shit
<Wan> I shit
<Wan> I eat shit
<Wan> That's all I do
<Wan> But look, I can learn stupid tricks like "sit", so you think I'm smart
<Wan> But deep down, I just wished I could eat more shit and stink more.
<Wan> Oh wait, I heard a noise, I'll now bark non fucking stop for the next 3 hours even if it's 2 AM
<Wan> But look, I can guard a house!
<Wan> ...not. If a bulgar comes, I'll litterally shit myself
<Wan> But hey, that means more shit for me to have!
<Wan> And I'll be sad when I'll se your mangled corpse, because I'll ask myself "Who'll feed me now?"
<Wan> Because I can't hunt for shit.
<Wan> Gotta go, I think I heard an other dog existing, afk losing my shit for the next hours,
<Wan> Dog
<ad13> wanna play overwatch
<ad13> but need to learn about scalability for amazon job :(
<Valacar> scalability is that theories have differing scalabilities between individual-organization-institution-state and in
<Valacar> +supranational
<Valacar> there
<Valacar> now you can play overwatch
<ad13> wat
<Happy0> > Be me, visiting Naypalm's flat for the first time
<Happy0> > Enter the RedditEU gaming lounge
<Happy0> > goodtimes.jpg
<Happy0> > Open my mouth to say 'yoyoyo' and inquire to as the state of the dealio
<Happy0> > Trip over the famous cum stain on the carpet
<Happy0> > Fall, face first, onto a syringe
<Happy0> > Scramble to get up.. Syringes catching on to me everywhere as I flail around
<Happy0> > Like I'm in a cactus farm
<Happy0> > Find myself in Naypam's bedroom. Blood on the walls, the sheets, everywhere.
<Happy0> > Naypam in a k-hole in the corner, shoe on his head, vacant expression
<Happy0> > Scream
<Happy0> > Run into the money vault
<Happy0> help me end this story, guys =[
<Happy0> i'm not sure where to take it!
<dux0r> You know how in Half Life when Gordon Freeman get's to the lambda complex but he can't enter because it's too full of radioactive toxins everywhere
<dux0r> That's like #redditeu
<dux0r> You can't enter it because it's too full of homosexual social failure toxins