<ad13> just logged in to my email at work
<ad13> some guy has accidentally replied to his manager-level "Bottom performing employees" email
<ad13> and sent it to the all-employees internal mailing list
<Bad> The last 5 minutes of IRC are the most ad13
<Bad> Needs just a few more acronyms
<Raziel> omg mind blown
<Raziel> ad is also an abbreviation
<Raziel> I knew this all along but never saw the connection until now
<gojira> well... yea
<gojira> and naypam means no diazepam
<ad13> rofl
<Raziel> hahaha
<gojira> like
<gojira> how do you not know these things
<Raziel> mad
<Raziel> I've lost my sunglasses
<rian> you seem to lose a lot of things when you drink
<rian> gloves, sunglasses
<rian> what else?
<Valacar> decency
<Raziel> wtf it's a 350 line C program
<Raziel> I can work with this
[.. 10 minutes later ..]
<Raziel> god this code
<Raziel> MIXED TABS AND SPACES
<Raziel> incompetent linux swine bastards
[.. 20 minutes later ..]
<Raziel> oh god
<Raziel> I regret looking at this
<Valacar> i've even driven professionally
<moop> Valacar: the fuck is 'driven professionally'
<Bad> moop: he has drive in his work
<Bad> drives him to succeed
<moop> like my part time work in JIDF
<Valacar> i have worked as a lorry driver for 8ish months plus few summers
<moop> Valacar: do they realize how awful the word 'bish' sounds?
<Valacar> wat?
<ad13> lel
<ad13> moop saw 8ish and read bish
<Valacar> i love bob xd
<moop> is no nut november an actual thing
<moop> wtf
<Raziel> yeah moop wanna join in?
<moop> lol no
<Raziel> loser
<Bad> yo guys
<Bad> joke
<Bad> ionut november
<Bad> remember when kage was nofap, this joke has like 2 layers
<Raziel> mild heh
<Bad> ionut ionut
<Bad> yes fappa
<Bad> touching your dick
<Bad> no fappa
<Bad> doing nofap november
<Bad> yes fappa
<Bad> I will rape you
<Bad> ha ha ha
<Bad> this is why I'm not allowed to be near kids or memes btw
<Naypam> I wish they'd tax sugar
<Naypam> I fucking wish
<Naypam> and have a minimum legal age like cigarettes
<Naypam> it's utterly ludicrous getting everybody fed and hooked on sugar
<Naypam> then fat and dying
<Naypam> and costing money because of health bills
<Naypam> with no extra tax to cover that like there is with alcohol and tobacco
* Naypam rage
<Naypam> any time you bring up "tax sugar" fat fucks cry about opression
<Naypam> "I need freedom to be fat, don't stop me"
<Naypam> fuc you
<Naypam> cunts
<Naypam> good example, Laiz shouldn't be allowed to buy food
<Naypam> should only be given salad
<Laiz> wtf fuck
<Naypam> you should have to carry a BMI sticker around
<Naypam> and if it's > 25 you don't get sugar
<Naypam> only salad
<Naypam> salad and water
<lovely> ...
<Naypam> anyway I'm-a move to spain where nobody can afford food
<BFD|Slave> When you're having a drink outside
<BFD|Slave> And a wasp gets into your drink
<BFD|Slave> And starts acting mad
<BFD|Slave> omg
<BFD|Slave> OMG
<BFD|Slave> Your drink is RUINED
<BFD|Slave> And you're scared shitless that it'll come out and sting the first thing it sees
<BFD|Slave> But everyone else is all "yeah okay it's just an insect, chill man"
<BFD|Slave> But it's a FUCKING WASP YOU CUNTS
<ad13> just took a piss and my pee has a strong smell of chicken