<Raziel> god damn
<Raziel> is there anything worse than bread becoming deformed in the shopping bag because you stacked things wrong?
<Raziel> there probably is
<Raziel> BUT NOT RIGHT NOW
<Raziel> you know
<Raziel> java were way ahead of their time with JARs
<Raziel> they're basically containers!
<moop> aww
<moop> can't op myself
<moop> oh wait i have op
<Raziel> I never really thought about it but I guess young me did start to think about determinism and utilitarianism and crap mostly because of the matrix sequels
<Bad> yeee antisemitism
<moop> how-hiGh: you're just a victim of convenience
<moop> also you're the least gay person here
<Naypam> also I was so tired last night at like 4am, but I decided to masturbate with a sex toy before going to sleep
<Naypam> anyway fell asleep half way thorugh masturbating
<Raziel> ...
<Naypam> woke up with no covers on, cold, with sex toy on me
<garner> im dating the worst bread
<Raziel> I started taking beer today
<Bad> Raziel: this usage of « taking » makes it sound like a hard drug
<Bad> like you injected beer in your veins with a syringe
<Raziel> well it is isn't it
<Bad> or sniffed beer
<Bad> Yeah it is a hard drug
<Bad> But I mean
<Raziel> I took it orally
<Bad> name of your sextape
<Bad> imma just say moop
<Bad> (adult) Jodelle looks like the first guy I ever seriously dated