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#437
<Bad> MOOP STOLE THE PHRASE <Bad> STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS (2013) <Bad> AROUND 20:00 IN THE MOVIE <Bad> « I KNOW YOU BETTER THAN YOU THINK I DO » <Bad> I KNEW IT MOOP <Bad> I KNEW YOU HAD NO CREATIVE TALENT
#33
<Naypam> after sleepover <Naypam> went for showher, masturbate on floor <Naypam> have shower <Naypam> perfecet <Naypam> but everybody's done that too <Naypam> also omg was a party <Naypam> hot girls and everything <Naypam> but I masturbated in the toilet <Naypam> was awesome <Naypam> then went for a walk with a friend smoking <Naypam> like a tree <BFD|Slave> god <BFD|Slave> this guy <Naypam> BFD|Slave nightmare <BFD|Slave> is King Wank <BFD|Slave> more wanker than a wanker <kage> what can i say... <Naypam> yeah but when you'er like 15 <Naypam> you see a leg <Naypam> FAP FAP FAP <BFD|Slave> at a party with hot girls <BFD|Slave> BETTER FAP <BFD|Slave> what the fuck <Naypam> well it was after the party had died down <kage> nay, does haiku know all this ? <kage> is he gonna wake up one day <kage> and see you on top of his bed <kage> masturbating ? <BFD|Slave> kage: rofl, I can imagine haiku arriving at Naypam's place, and nay going "Yeah so we'll have to share a bunk bed" <BFD|Slave> With a huge smile on his face <kage> like the one i'm having right now <kage> right ? <BFD|Slave> yes <BFD|Slave> pretty much <kage> that would be awesome <dux0r> =/ <Naypam> it's okay <Naypam> I'm the master of subtlty
#283
<ad13> in Java, everything's verbose as fuck and you have no sugar at all <ad13> but it's fairly consistent at the language level <ad13> in c# though, oh boy <ad13> long = 64-bit signed non-null primitive <ad13> long? = 64-bit signed non-null primitive <ad13> decimal = 128-bit signed non-null primitive <ad13> decimal? = 128-bit signed null primitive <ad13> object = object reference null allowed <how-hiGh> this way too advanced for me, stop pls <how-hiGh> liberal arts crew
#94
<Naypalm> I paid for ccleaner
#339
<Juno> wtf <Juno> dont get it <Raziel> don't get what Juno <Bad> it <Bad> learn to read Raziel <Bad> moron <Raziel> the novel? <Raziel> or the film? <Juno> no <Juno> like england vs wales <Juno> gf mad <Garner> why mad <Juno> cos englanmd go for penalty <Juno> i say <Juno> touch to ick go for the try <Juno> she so mad <Juno> won;'t talkwtf <Garner> rofl <moop> >people who take sports too seriously <Garner> standard girl <moop> (including esports) <Bad> bro moop it's not about sports <Bad> it's about being a girl <Bad> and mood swings <Juno> .ye so <Juno> she in MY bed <Juno> sulking <Garner> ROFL <Bad> well Juno <Bad> kick her out of your bed <Juno> imon pc researching rugby union rules <Juno> wtf <Raziel> hahaha <Juno> I'M FUCKING RIGHT <Juno> I RESEARCHED IT <Juno> kick to touch go for try would've won if they did it <Juno> i played this shit as a kid <Juno> gg still right still wrongno sex for 2 weeks still staying here 2 weeks no rent <Juno> won't even talk to me
#418
<how-hiGh> I think I just found anti-fap cure <moop> anti-fap? <moop> what's anti-fap <how-hiGh> okay fap cure <how-hiGh> when you are really horny and can't control yourself anymore <moop> ye <moop> what's the cure <how-hiGh> you already went to the porn site, but the trick is to search for gay porn. It will kill your boner very fast <how-hiGh> already tested several times, always work <how-hiGh> however those things cannot be unseen <moop> this how-hiGh <how-hiGh> but we're grown men, reight?
#586
<Bad> But then I'm not one to allow a finger <Intee> Normally the same. <Intee> Don't knock it till you've tried it Bad <Intee> But honestly, don't try it. <Intee> It's horrid
#714
<Raziel> mad <Raziel> I've lost my sunglasses <rian> you seem to lose a lot of things when you drink <rian> gloves, sunglasses <rian> what else? <Valacar> decency
#252
<Naypam> everybody knows what rompy-pomping is <Naypam> nobody knows what the fuck a blowie is
#775
<ad13> I once asked a drunk edinburgh compsci student if she wanted to make my buffer overflow