<Psycho_Holiday> gojira, will be unicum soon moop
<moop> unicum
<Psycho_Holiday> super-unicum for today
<Naypam> a pinch of nay juice and he'll be ready to fight a war!
<Laiz> Nay sauce
<Laiz> oh man
<Naypam> here's the trick.
<Raziel> how do you make nay juice?
<Raziel> mix whisky and whisky?
<Naypam> requirements: microphone, freezing plate, kettle
<Naypam> I'm telling you Raziel
<Naypam> turn microphone to max and let Naypam speak from it
<Naypam> holf freezing plate above microphone
<Naypam> let boiling water boil ont freezing plaet
<Naypam> suddenly
<Naypam> on plate appears a solid
<Naypam> from my voice
<Naypam> that's nay sauce
<Naypam> now you can eat
<Naypam> and you'll feel better
<Bruce> Raziel: did you ever used cloudformation ?
<moop> Is this a fart joke Bruce
<moop> i'd fuck Bad
<gojira> you'd fuck anything with a hole and a heartbeat and the second part is optional
<moop> that's what i said
<Raziel> My hand has a heart beat
<gojira> is this Raziel suggesting moop can fuck his hand?
<Bad> Raziel: please elaborate on your odd as fuck phrase
<gojira> yea
<gojira> wtf
<gar> why am i listening to chris brown
<Bad> gar: you are autistic
<gar> yeah
<gar> it's so shit
<gar> but it's playing
<gar> and i cba removing
<gar> actually it's ok ish
<Naypalm> I've had gay things in my ass too just didn't enjoy it!
<Garner> that
<Garner> fucking update
<Garner> hard in the cock
<Garner> whoredom rife
<Garner> before the update takes fucklong
<Garner> brother shall show balls to brother
<Garner> wang age dong age spear age sword age
<Raziel> what the fuck
<Garner> a sword stands up between my hips
<Garner> my hidden fleece sends forth its scent of human oil
<Bad> ok story
<Bad> when I was a teen I went to a pharmacy and asked the pharmacist
<Bad> « [censored] size condoms please »
<Bad> he looked at me and told me
<Bad> uhm ok buddy, you just pick them up in the shop
<Bad> and ring them at the register
<Bad> I never went to that pharmacy again
<Naypam> so I got a new laptop
<Naypam> two very wrong things about it
<ad13> another one? :D
<Raziel> lol
<Naypam> 1. dvorak and the US layout, it has those gay keys, it means I can't type the pipe symbol
<Naypam> going to have to hack that
<Naypam> 2. it has HotS motifs all over it
<Naypam> not sure which is worse
<garne> Really hope my boss is not waiting for the same train
<garne> Boring to be on the train with your boss everyday
<garne> also since the only thing in common we have is 1) we both have a dick (i think he does) 2) we both go to sweden very often