<Naypam> let me get a rough estimate of my lifetime masturbations
<Naypam> about 8200 times
<Naypam> easily going to hit 10k faps like
<Naypam> in the next year or two
<Naypam> wonder if I'll hit 100k
<Naypam> that would be quite hard
<lively> you going to fap 4 times a day nay?
<Naypam> no but average now is twice a day
<Naypam> used to be 4-5 times a day
<Naypam> morning and night, sometimes when I get home from work
<BFD|Slave> Naypam: wanker
<dux0r> 21900 faps
<dux0r> at least
<Naypam> rofl
<Naypam> god damn that's way more than me
<Naypam> even including the age difference
<dux0r> 4*365*15
<Naypam> 4
<Naypam> FOUR
<lively> 4
<Naypam> I only did 4-5 when I was a teenager
<dux0r> i told u i was hardcore mother fuckers
<BFD|Slave> do you know why Raziel burned all the jews?
<BFD|Slave> he was trying to cook the third rice
<gar> why am i listening to chris brown
<Bad> gar: you are autistic
<gar> yeah
<gar> it's so shit
<gar> but it's playing
<gar> and i cba removing
<gar> actually it's ok ish
<ad13> it's like... 1945 on a friday night, and someone put something through my door
[ 5 minutes later ]
<gojira> can we please get clarity
<gojira> what did they put through your door ad13
<ad13> i've not had a look yet
[ 15 minutes later ]
<ad13> sorry, was distracted
<ad13> it's the yellow pages
<Garner_> :D:D
<Garner_> I don't use scissors
<Garner_> just knife
<Bad> cute penis
<Bad> do you cute it?
<Bad> do you cute your balls?
<Bad> u snigle
<nonpc> Was at her place yesturday
<nonpc> Damn, it is all like so fucking strange
<nonpc> Em.. We just sat, drank some tea
<nonpc> I stroked her hair, face
<nonpc> and stuff
<nonpc> it was pretty calm shit
<nonpc> She almost showed me her underwear because it was all pink
<nonpc> Later on, I checked out her underwear still.
<nonpc> She decided to hide from me
<nonpc> while I went to pee
<nonpc> and then I found her
<nonpc> and she was like
<nonpc> "what are you doing"
<nonpc> and I was like
<nonpc> derp
<nonpc> and checked out the underwear
<nonpc> it was nice
<nonpc> and cute
<nonpc> Some times I would like turn her face to me
<nonpc> and talk stuff
<nonpc> and then say
<nonpc> "dont worry, I'm not going to try and kiss you"
<nonpc> so she feels better
<nonpc> :D
<Raziel> YOU would turn her head to you?
<nonpc> yes
<nonpc> force that
<nonpc> It also btw
<nonpc> came to that that
<nonpc> she told me she woudnt like to be choked
<nonpc> we tried it
<nonpc> I had her in a head lock
<moop> gojira: f/m/k zid, psycho_holiday, nonpc
<gojira> wtf
<gojira> how can you make it this hard
<gojira> marry nonpc, fuck psycho kill zid probably but i have no idea how any of them looks
<moop> i've seen dick pics of zid
<moop> think he pretty nice if you're into that 🤔
<Raziel> mad
<Raziel> I've lost my sunglasses
<rian> you seem to lose a lot of things when you drink
<rian> gloves, sunglasses
<rian> what else?
<Valacar> decency
<dux0r> I've just added Princess Diana as a friend on the Xbox
<dux0r> I don't think she has any games for it though, because she's always on the dashboard.
<Bad> Oh. http://start-irc-bullying.eu/ [nsfw]
<Bad> Well.
<Raziel> ROFL
<Bad> That certainly is a website.
<Bad> sup Raziel
<Bad> translate ty
<moop> ty = thank you