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#678
<ad13> love watching the rugby on bbc alba <ad13> penis for everyone
#371
[17:06] * Steele has joined #redditeu [17:06] <Steele> sup [17:07] * Steele has quit (Quit: Page closed)
#33
<Naypam> after sleepover <Naypam> went for showher, masturbate on floor <Naypam> have shower <Naypam> perfecet <Naypam> but everybody's done that too <Naypam> also omg was a party <Naypam> hot girls and everything <Naypam> but I masturbated in the toilet <Naypam> was awesome <Naypam> then went for a walk with a friend smoking <Naypam> like a tree <BFD|Slave> god <BFD|Slave> this guy <Naypam> BFD|Slave nightmare <BFD|Slave> is King Wank <BFD|Slave> more wanker than a wanker <kage> what can i say... <Naypam> yeah but when you'er like 15 <Naypam> you see a leg <Naypam> FAP FAP FAP <BFD|Slave> at a party with hot girls <BFD|Slave> BETTER FAP <BFD|Slave> what the fuck <Naypam> well it was after the party had died down <kage> nay, does haiku know all this ? <kage> is he gonna wake up one day <kage> and see you on top of his bed <kage> masturbating ? <BFD|Slave> kage: rofl, I can imagine haiku arriving at Naypam's place, and nay going "Yeah so we'll have to share a bunk bed" <BFD|Slave> With a huge smile on his face <kage> like the one i'm having right now <kage> right ? <BFD|Slave> yes <BFD|Slave> pretty much <kage> that would be awesome <dux0r> =/ <Naypam> it's okay <Naypam> I'm the master of subtlty
#816
<Bruce> Raziel: did you ever used cloudformation ? <moop> Is this a fart joke Bruce
#561
<moop> So guys update <moop> Remember they asked to piss in a jar? <moop> I dropped it <moop> Rip <moop> TBH not my fault, my hands lack feelings
#577
— +Raziel downloads quake champions <Valacar> when are they releasing that? <Raziel> fuck if I know <Valacar> well how on earth are you playing it?!?! <moop> Valacar: beta <Valacar> pff <moop> oh i'm not saying how he's playing <moop> i'm calling u a beta <moop> sorry for confusion
#172
<Naypam> got my blue snowball detected by linux <Naypam> by dropping it on the floor
#513
<Wan> HOLY SHIT <Wan> Showing #1-50 out of 420 quotes <Wan> qdb is now dank af <Raziel> ermergerd
#574
<Bad> imma just say moop <Bad> (adult) Jodelle looks like the first guy I ever seriously dated
#780
<Raziel> I've ran into a thread of hilarious anime clips