<Wan> My keyboard wanted to autocomplete welcome to the cum zone
<moop> i put sugar and milk in my coffee!
<moop> i'm a monster
<Bad> I don't see anything wrong with milk or sugar in coffee.
<Raziel> there's nothing wrong with it
<Raziel> just like there's nothing wrong with being a woman, or being gay
<moop> holy fuck
<moop> i can't order me food
<moop> the whole site is double-visioned
<moop> fuck i hate eye checkups
<moop> they put these drops that make your shit wider
<Valacar> eye drops makes your shit wider?
<Valacar> i don't think you applying it correctly tbh
<Valacar> you are*
<Juno> why not just all speak english
<Juno> like most intelligent people
* Steele has joined #redditeu
<Steele> sup
<Raziel> I was always brilliant at announcing tournaments well in advance
<Wan> Would you save cp under the name child_pr0n.tar.gz?
<Naypam> I don't use gzip pls
<Naypam> would be .xz
<Wan> No, with you it's .tar.d
<Valacar> hmh
<Valacar> all masters thesises (?) here are by default public
<Valacar> whats the plural form of thesis
<gojira> papers
<gojira> theses
<Valacar> theses
<moop> Valacar: plural of thesis is these
<moop> these nuts
<kage> the most annoying thing is that you always said it at the wrong time
<Naypam> wtf kage
<Naypam> no I did not
<kage> was like
<kage> 15:37 Naypam: 13:37
<kage> wut
<kage> that doesn't even make sense bro
<Naypam> yeah but that's because you have a russian time zone
<Naypam> move from siberia imo
<moop> 16:54 <Bad> Hmmm this hotel looks nice but it's in Lampedusa
<moop> lampedusa is a funny name
<moop> lumped usa
<moop> lampy dusa
<Valacar> it is always interesting to get some insight on how the wonderous mind of moop work