<moop> i will use this excuse for the next 5 years
<moop> accidentally grab girl tits
<moop> imma be like "sry baby i had roids"
<moop> and she be like "hemorhoids?"
<moop> and i'll be like "no... the manly stuff... come on you know"
<moop> "the ball shrinking thing?"
<moop> "yeah, you got it"
<Bad> Raziel seriously it's simple
<Bad> you are norwegian
<Bad> you have money
<Bad> you can play guitar
<Bad> just go in the streets
<Bad> follow a woman
<Bad> if she looks good step in front of her
<Bad> and go
<Bad> anyway here's wonderwall
<Bad> guaranteed success
<Bad> gogogo
<gar> ye do it Raziel
<gar> or helicopter dick
<gar> 10/10 body language
<gar> psychologically girls want to grab
<gar> do it
<gar> in public
<gar> i guarantee someone will grab your dick
<Bad> moop: what the FUCK is a extuessl
<Bad> For real wtf
<moop> Bad: it's my mail
<Bad> wtf does it mean
<moop> wanted to get anton but it was taken
<Raziel> anton is taken? dammit
<Raziel> extuessl next best option
<Raziel> ??????????
<moop> tbh the real story behind extuessl is it was the kaptcha that i got after trying like 20 different account names
<moop> was like eh fuck it
<moop> tbh all my tries were anton0-19
<gojira> nimbus
<gojira> (other types of cloud)
<gojira> i only know nimbus
<Naypam> straterata
<Naypam> or something
<Naypam> stratera?
<Naypam> idk
<Raziel> and something that sounds like columbus but not quite
<Raziel> why do they all end in -bus
<Naypam> to distinguish them from planes
<Naypam> 9-0 best possible score
<Naypam> 6
<Naypam> 6-90
<Naypam> 6-0
<Naypam> 4-2 worst
<Naypam> no
<Naypam> 6-3
<Naypam> fml
<BadFurDay> I understand why olivia is with you
<BadFurDay> you're the only person who makes her feel clever in comparison
<nonpc> I like how phones have anuses where you insert a cable
<Raziel> do you know what's happening to your eyes as it's getting better again?
<Raziel> like are parts of the eyeball healing or what
<moop> yeah exactly
<moop> lazors cut everything out so it takes time to revive
<moop> like, everything between the lazor and the part it needs to fix
<Raziel> cool that it heals by itself
<Bad> >heals by itself
<Bad> lol Raziel
<Bad> You really think that's how it works
<Bad> Read up on judaism
<moop> you joke but there are techniques on how to regrow your foreskin
<moop> it's like stretching your earlobes but instead you do that with the penis flesh
<gojira> 99% sure on being in edinbro last weekend of july
<gojira> sleeping with the nay
<gojira> at the nay
<gojira> not with
<gojira> wtf
<Raziel> you don't know true uphills until you've stood on the... what do you call the escalators without steps? from the schiphol train station
<gojira> stairs...
<Naypam> afk Garner 10/10
<Garner> sup
<Naypam> > says pp
<Garner> yeah was with postman
<Naypam> > doesn't pause
<Naypam> > I pause for Garner
<Naypam> > says back
<Naypam> > unpauses
<Naypam> > goes afk