<moop> wait
<moop> hold up
<moop> my name is a lie
<moop> Anton, mythological son of Hercules created by Mark Antony, and from whom he claimed descent
<Raziel> lol
<Bad> lmao
<Bad> helllll no nigga
<Bad> Heracles could walk
<Raziel> I never really thought about it but I guess young me did start to think about determinism and utilitarianism and crap mostly because of the matrix sequels
<+Raziel> seriously antiviruses have more security holes than actual viruses
<Bad> Fuck
<Bad> Didn't shake last drip properly
<Bad> And I'm wearing jogging trousers
<Bad> Both my legs are basically made of pee right now
<Bad> Worst feeling
<Naypam> > "[u'239.423.245.50']
<Naypam> 🤔
<Bad> Indeed Naypam
<Bad> My story is about I pee
<Naypam> 1p < 2p
<Bad> Raziel > me ?
<Naypam> tho 5p < all
<Naypam> those shitty small 5p coins
<Naypam> all coins should be gigantic
<Phixion> yeah like megabytecoin
<Phixion> you gotta have a massive last drop Bad
<Bad> Phixion: I was in a hurry
<Bad> Regrets are made
<Phixion> rush back to irc?
<Phixion> missed a hilight?
<Bad> My syslog is ddosed by irccloud
<Bad> Pretty much
<Naypam> home time :)
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<Naypam> su.p
<how-hiGh> attention please
<how-hiGh> An old man took his phone to a repair shop, they said nothing was wrong with it.
<how-hiGh> He then responds "then why don't my kids ever call me?" As he looked down and walked away slowly...
<Naypam> how-hiGh: why did the chicken cross the road?
<Naypam> to get away from you
<how-hiGh> :/
<Happy0> Naypam: the news is that thatcher died in response to you returning to the country
<Happy0> uglad?
<how-hiGh> rumoured that sperm has good nutritional value for muscle gains
<moop> fuck qdb
<moop> rewatching a designated survivor scene for the third time because i was too busy reading qdb
<moop> and rofling