<Naypam> everybody knows what rompy-pomping is
<Naypam> nobody knows what the fuck a blowie is
<Wan> HOLY SHIT
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<Wan> qdb is now dank af
<Raziel> ermergerd
<nonpc> Raziel, you can buy me
<nonpc> I will play games with you
<lively> yeah raziel
<nonpc> and I will be shit at them so
<lively> you should buy a slave
<nonpc> you feel good about yourself
<Raziel> haha
<lively> he can clean the house
<lively> suck dicks
<nonpc> yea
<lively> etc
<nonpc> easy
<lively> and you don't have to buy a bidet
<lively> since you'll have nonpc
<Naypam> it's harder to cum through prostate stimulation!
<Naypam> why do I say these things :(
<Naypam> evil #redditeu making me say things I don't want to say
<moop> Bad: so did you meet Raziel? did he arrive?
<Wan> nah he's still stuck in belgium
<moop> dang
<moop> poor belgium
<Wan> are you implying that having Raziel in one's country is a setback for said country?
<moop> oh, belgium is a country?
<moop> i thought it was a blokes name
<Raziel> you joke but I bet at least once I kept myself awake thinking about how stupid bitcoin is
<Naypam> interesting
<Naypam> if you don't have +x on the directory the returned error seems to be that cd isn't a command
<Raziel> lol?
<Naypam> try this
<Raziel> bash: cd: foo: Permission denied
<Naypam> sudo mkdir aoeu && sudo chmod 700 aoeu && sudo cd aoeu
<Raziel> sudo cd aoeu
<Raziel> really?
<Naypam> TRY IT
<Bad> ok story
<Bad> when I was a teen I went to a pharmacy and asked the pharmacist
<Bad> « [censored] size condoms please »
<Bad> he looked at me and told me
<Bad> uhm ok buddy, you just pick them up in the shop
<Bad> and ring them at the register
<Bad> I never went to that pharmacy again
<BFD|Slave> fuck you that's what
<BFD|Slave> watching TaeJa?
<Raziel> trying to
<Raziel> but also have to reply to 5 people on skype
<BFD|Slave> TRYING
<BFD|Slave> HAVE TO
<BFD|Slave> what is this
<BFD|Slave> nazi germany edition of skype?
<Juno> lol
<Juno> Raziel pretending he busy
<Juno> when actually no job
<BFD|Slave> Juno: handling the tb fanclub takes time
<kage> http://i3.minus.com/ibvvdSalngwckY.jpg
<kage> oh content aware fill
<kage> you so good
<Raziel> ;P
<GalacticPrick> LOL very nice
<lovely> that's the worst photoshop yet kage
<lovely> you can still the fucking pole
<lovely> just blurred
<lovely> >-<
<kage> the shit nigga, you spend more than 3 minutes on it
<lovely> so
<lovely> you fuck girls for 2 minutes
<lovely> because its good
<lovely> no
<lovely> you put effort in it
<lovely> and the outcome is good
<lovely> not like this
<Raziel> hahaha
<lovely> you look like you do halfassed work in a halfassed timeframe now
<kage> yes, you should definetly put in half an hour
<kage> so you can photoshop a dog pissing in a lil girl's mouth
<kage> cause you just want it to look good
<kage> is that what it is lovely?
<wellninja> good job kage
<lovely> http://buffer.io/~simon/raziel.jpg
<kage> look at those blurry edges
<lovely> its ok
<lovely> i only spent 3 minutes on it
* GalacticPrick has quit (Signed off)
<lovely> this is exactly the excuse microsoft had for ME
<Raziel> the pic of me was taken by a webcam
<lovely> "we only worked 3m inuets on it"
<Raziel> lol
<Raziel> I was about to comment
<lovely> do you tell your clients that kage ?
<Raziel> "3 million minutes?"
<lovely> yeah you think it sucks?
<kage> no lovely
<lovely> well i only spent 3 minutes on it
<kage> we bill by hour
<kage> we code 3 minutes
<kage> bill 3 days
<kage> obviously
