<Bad> Hm I wonder how rich the guy who created Akamai is
<Bad> >died in 9/11
<Bad> lol
<Bad`> this is on /r/all as « foodporn » https://i.imgur.com/EdO7v0V.jpg
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<how-hiGh> Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal
<how-hiGh> and I'm being one hundred percent serious.
<moop> how-hiGh: what are you on about
<how-hiGh> Sorry we dont cook shit that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious
<how-hiGh> gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously..
<how-hiGh> dont eever potst your fuking families poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.
<Raziel> if you have 300apm in platinum
<Raziel> I think you've got problems
<Raziel> like parkinson's
<nonpc> No, dude, I'm not that tech impaired ;)
<Raziel> mad
<Raziel> I've lost my sunglasses
<rian> you seem to lose a lot of things when you drink
<rian> gloves, sunglasses
<rian> what else?
<Valacar> decency
* Naypam joined the channel
<Naypam> BAAAAAAAAH
<Raziel> that's what she said
<ad13> my belly button is sore when i pull it
<ad13> :(
<Bad> ... pull it
<ad13> like, put my finger in the hole, and move it around
<Bad> uhm
<ad13> gently like
<Bad> ok
<ad13> nothing crazy
<how-hiGh> Bad when you'll choose girl to impregnate. Before doing that invite her dad to sauna and check his dick size. If he got a small penis you wouldnt want to spread bad genes, right
<how-hiGh> think several moves ahead like Raziel does in chess
<Naypam> a pinch of nay juice and he'll be ready to fight a war!
<Laiz> Nay sauce
<Laiz> oh man
<Naypam> here's the trick.
<Raziel> how do you make nay juice?
<Raziel> mix whisky and whisky?
<Naypam> requirements: microphone, freezing plate, kettle
<Naypam> I'm telling you Raziel
<Naypam> turn microphone to max and let Naypam speak from it
<Naypam> holf freezing plate above microphone
<Naypam> let boiling water boil ont freezing plaet
<Naypam> suddenly
<Naypam> on plate appears a solid
<Naypam> from my voice
<Naypam> that's nay sauce
<Naypam> now you can eat
<Naypam> and you'll feel better
<kage> http://i3.minus.com/ibvvdSalngwckY.jpg
<kage> oh content aware fill
<kage> you so good
<Raziel> ;P
<GalacticPrick> LOL very nice
<lovely> that's the worst photoshop yet kage
<lovely> you can still the fucking pole
<lovely> just blurred
<lovely> >-<
<kage> the shit nigga, you spend more than 3 minutes on it
<lovely> so
<lovely> you fuck girls for 2 minutes
<lovely> because its good
<lovely> no
<lovely> you put effort in it
<lovely> and the outcome is good
<lovely> not like this
<Raziel> hahaha
<lovely> you look like you do halfassed work in a halfassed timeframe now
<kage> yes, you should definetly put in half an hour
<kage> so you can photoshop a dog pissing in a lil girl's mouth
<kage> cause you just want it to look good
<kage> is that what it is lovely?
<wellninja> good job kage
<lovely> http://buffer.io/~simon/raziel.jpg
<kage> look at those blurry edges
<lovely> its ok
<lovely> i only spent 3 minutes on it
* GalacticPrick has quit (Signed off)
<lovely> this is exactly the excuse microsoft had for ME
<Raziel> the pic of me was taken by a webcam
<lovely> "we only worked 3m inuets on it"
<Raziel> lol
<Raziel> I was about to comment
<lovely> do you tell your clients that kage ?
<Raziel> "3 million minutes?"
<lovely> yeah you think it sucks?
<kage> no lovely
<lovely> well i only spent 3 minutes on it
<kage> we bill by hour
<kage> we code 3 minutes
<kage> bill 3 days
<kage> obviously
