<Naypam> oli would be here
<Naypam> but y'know
<Naypam> Raziel
<Raziel> WAT
<Raziel> you afraid of me stealing her you mean?
<Naypam> what with your massive gay penis?
<Naypam> she's both homophobic and nordophobic
<Raziel> rofl
<Raziel> I'd be ok with having a massive gay penis
<Naypam> sounds pretty gay bro
<Raziel> well yeah the word "gay" is in it
<Raziel> of course it sounds gay
<Garner> Mfw Raziel penis is gay
<Garner> But not him
<Garner> ???(
<Raziel> my penis has a life of its own
<Valacar> a life of a hermit?
<Bad> Hm I wonder how rich the guy who created Akamai is
<Bad> >died in 9/11
<Bad> lol
<Raziel> http://www.screddit.eu/bash.php?429
<Raziel> immortalized!
<nonpc> nu wtf
<nonpc> nuuuu
<nonpc> wtffffff
<nonpc> jesus.
<nonpc> that's not even funny
<nonpc> ok
<nonpc> my mom will shave my head now
<nonpc> gg
<BadFurDay> wat
<nonpc> I SAID GG
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<Marco__> hello world
<Raziel> o_o
<Juno> POLO
<Marco__> i found you
<Raziel> did you now
<Raziel> and who would you be
<Marco__> sure did
<nonpc> Marco__, touch his private parts now
<how-hiGh> are you raised on a farm bad?
<Bad> No but my sister owns a farm
<how-hiGh> cause you sure know how to rise my cock
<Wan> O shit waddup it's autistic season in Paris
<Wan> Err
<Wan> Touristic
<Bad> Honey nuts and cream fagots
<Bad> That is actually what I prepared
<Bad> Without noticing how wrong it sounds in engilsh
<moop> so Bad why don't french have a word for enterpreneur
<Bad> We don't have such a thing because we are not as good as americans
<Bad> We can't create only imitate
<moop> like that matrix quote, "imitate this"
<moop> or something
<Bad> yeah
<Bad> you can each take one pill, be it the blue one you will experience reality, be it the green one you will go into space
<Bad> my favorite part of the matrix
<moop> don't you go into 420valhalla if you toke the green pill tho
<Bad> no that's after the scene where Morphoses fucks Leia but she's his aunt
(...one hour later)
<ad13> wtf
<ad13> isn't it red pill
<ad13> urgh
<ad13> landlord from NL has come to me and said i'm owe €602 for the heating
<ad13> after paying €900 already
<ad13> €1502 for a year's heating and hot water sounds steep as fuck
<Bad> ad13, dutch ovens require more manpower than traditional heaters
<nonpc> I remember talking to a retard.
<nonpc> Oh wait, I am always the retard.