QDB

#5
<Welldone> dux0r: or you should just redirect to a page that says "THE QOUTE WAS SUBMITTED, <s>YOU SICK FUCK</s> HAVE A NICE DAY"
#161
<ad13> rofl murica <ad13> true story, when i woke up and checked bbc news, all it had was "Fatal bomb blast kills 3 and injures many ..." <ad13> so i was like "Oh well another suicide bomber in iraq or some shit" and skipped right over it <ad13> wasn't until i'd got to work people like "ZOMG DID U HEER?"
#291
<moop> man i need to buy a shaving knife
#153
<Bad> I've reallocated my nipples so I can jump onto bed if power go off while I'm on the computer.
#98
<Juno> so i'm talking to her 6 yr old daughter <zid> did you get her number?
#86
< kage> i masturbated in the sink in my highschool's info lab a few times < kage> started to smell really bad ... < kage> the funniest thing is < kage> everyone was fucking smelling my cum < kage> but had no idea what it waas
#266
<Naypam> I've laughed too much in the past 36 hours <Naypam> I need a completely serious day <Naypam> super serious <Naypam> we put our dicks in a guy's drink <Naypam> he was mad <Bad> wut <Naypam> shouldn't have been so maad imo <Bad> what am I raeding <Naypam> replied by shitting on a car <Naypam> he was madder <Bad> ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? <Bad> why <Bad> would you put your dick <Bad> in a drink <Naypam> because <Naypam> then they drink it <Naypam> and you say <Naypam> "lol I put my dick in your drink" <Naypam> and they hate <Naypam> rofl <Naypam> friend and his brother <Naypam> brother helps friend onto bonnet of car <Naypam> he kneels over <Naypam> shits on the car <Naypam> family safe campsite <Naypam> rofl'd <Naypam> he was not happy <Naypam> but <Naypam> got revenge by cumming in his sock
#15
<Juno> i smoke dick
#149
<BadFurDay> Cmaj7 is not a thing. Do re la is.
#101
<Raziel> zid: razer abyssus, cheap and really fucking good <Vequeth> so is your mum