QDB

#130
<nonpc> I like how phones have anuses where you insert a cable
#339
<Juno> wtf <Juno> dont get it <Raziel> don't get what Juno <Bad> it <Bad> learn to read Raziel <Bad> moron <Raziel> the novel? <Raziel> or the film? <Juno> no <Juno> like england vs wales <Juno> gf mad <Garner> why mad <Juno> cos englanmd go for penalty <Juno> i say <Juno> touch to ick go for the try <Juno> she so mad <Juno> won;'t talkwtf <Garner> rofl <moop> >people who take sports too seriously <Garner> standard girl <moop> (including esports) <Bad> bro moop it's not about sports <Bad> it's about being a girl <Bad> and mood swings <Juno> .ye so <Juno> she in MY bed <Juno> sulking <Garner> ROFL <Bad> well Juno <Bad> kick her out of your bed <Juno> imon pc researching rugby union rules <Juno> wtf <Raziel> hahaha <Juno> I'M FUCKING RIGHT <Juno> I RESEARCHED IT <Juno> kick to touch go for try would've won if they did it <Juno> i played this shit as a kid <Juno> gg still right still wrongno sex for 2 weeks still staying here 2 weeks no rent <Juno> won't even talk to me
#555
<garne> what is a scary data type <Raziel> uuuuh <Raziel> object? <garne> no <garne> booooolean <garne> it's funny cos it's true
#656
<Naypam> so I got a new laptop <Naypam> two very wrong things about it <ad13> another one? :D <Raziel> lol <Naypam> 1. dvorak and the US layout, it has those gay keys, it means I can't type the pipe symbol <Naypam> going to have to hack that <Naypam> 2. it has HotS motifs all over it <Naypam> not sure which is worse
#207
<Bad> do you know Raziel <Bad> why she couldn't fit a block of 5gb of shit up her ass? <Raziel> wat <Bad> it's obvious Raziel <Bad> because the ass was fat32
#348
<FredG> my setup works just fine <FredG> just lost my index.html file
#707
<Raziel> memes never die <moop> Even :b:enis isn’t funny anymore <Bad> 🅱️oob <moop> 🅱️enis <ad13> 🅱️ peppers are the worst <ad13> fuck i deleted the ell when I pasted :(
#768
<moop> i just masturbated myself 5 times <moop> in a row
#36
<lively> fuck this <lively> also <lively> i wrote <lively> proze i think its called [...] <lively> somtimes seoul, sometimes bali, sometimes amsterdam, sometimes high, drunk, sometimes party starting on monday, sometimes nothing. this is the life, and i know that this is the life, and i dont know how long itll last, but as long as it is, i enjoy it every day, sometimes crying, sometimes laughing, sometimes scared, sometimes sorrow, sometimes nothing at all. if its over tomorrow and nothing is left, then i can say i have lived, and that ive forgotten more <lively> see <lively> when im on pills <lively> i can write <lively> like really well
#659
<Naypalm> I just wanna cum <Naypalm> awwww yeeah <Naypalm> god damn <Naypalm> allllll nighhttttt <Naypalm> alllllll nayyyyyyyyytttttttttyyyyyy <Naypalm> nay is in everything <Naypalm> grr <Naypalm> argh