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#301
<how-hiGh> Bad when you'll choose girl to impregnate. Before doing that invite her dad to sauna and check his dick size. If he got a small penis you wouldnt want to spread bad genes, right <how-hiGh> think several moves ahead like Raziel does in chess
#494
<moop> so Bad why don't french have a word for enterpreneur <Bad> We don't have such a thing because we are not as good as americans <Bad> We can't create only imitate <moop> like that matrix quote, "imitate this" <moop> or something <Bad> yeah <Bad> you can each take one pill, be it the blue one you will experience reality, be it the green one you will go into space <Bad> my favorite part of the matrix <moop> don't you go into 420valhalla if you toke the green pill tho <Bad> no that's after the scene where Morphoses fucks Leia but she's his aunt (...one hour later) <ad13> wtf <ad13> isn't it red pill
#237
<Valacar> i love bob xd
#530
<Raziel> Why is lesbian porn so much better than gay porn? Srs
#263
<Garner> fuck you garner <Garner> google*
#201
<BFD|Slave> Gee moop stop being such a Raziel <Raziel> wow internet dropped <Raziel> wtf did you say about me <BFD|Slave> What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I coded my own wordpress plugin, and I've been involved in numerous secret laravel conclaves, and I have over 300 confirmed commits. I am trained in php and I'm the top code monkey in the entire norwegian dev forces. You are nothing to me but just another coder. I will grind your code the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the internet and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you with over seven hundred wordpress plugins, and that's just with my own code. Not only am I extensively trained in framework usage, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Laravel Framework Alpha Release Repository and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will cook rice all over you and you will burn in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
#75
<Raziel> you don't want this to be a sc2 channel? <how-hiGh> It's more like worlwide trolls congress or something similar
#431
<Raziel> I implemented ssl for real <Raziel> not your hacky intern code implementation <Raziel> but somehow set ssl to always true
#404
<moop> 11:13 <Bad> Reached 3+ years uptime on a Vista machine <moop> this is a lie <Bad> moop I have ThArGos as a witness :D <Bad> He was trying to kill it any way he could <moop> when windows loves to randomly restart itself because of updates <Bad> I have updates disabled <Bad> Always had <moop> then you had viruses Bad <Bad> I don't download or install retarded shit <moop> >says doesn't download retarded shit <moop> >downloaded all of under the dome
#113
<Laiz> Raziel doto? <DOTO> wat