QDB

#431
<Raziel> I implemented ssl for real <Raziel> not your hacky intern code implementation <Raziel> but somehow set ssl to always true
#42
<Naypam> hey zid you little fucker you owe me money for escorting you!
#376
<Wan> France emergency state is getting out of hand <Wan> Even white people have their bags checked
#150
<Happy0> Naypam: the news is that thatcher died in response to you returning to the country <Happy0> uglad?
#467
<Bad> My syslog is ddosed by irccloud <Bad> Pretty much
#852
<how-hiGh> Bad <how-hiGh> if there was no such thing as SEX, would you even speak to women? <Raziel> Lol <Bad> how-hiGh: why the fuck would I speak to a woman if I'm not trying to touch her boobs <Raziel> This is such a stupid hypothetical question <Bad> Nah more seriously, my closest friends are like 50% men 50% women <Bad> And the good women friends I don't have or try to have sex with :) <how-hiGh> most of women are not funny <how-hiGh> or smart <Raziel> If there was no such thing as sex humanity would not exist <Bad> Most of men are not funny or smart either tbh <how-hiGh> Raziel do not overthink it <Raziel> Same applies to men <Raziel> LOL <how-hiGh> am I smarter/funnier than average woman? srs <Bad> Bro how-hiGh, if there was no such thing as SEX, Raziel's life would be exactly the same, he's not overthinking it
#559
<garne> Really hope my boss is not waiting for the same train <garne> Boring to be on the train with your boss everyday <garne> also since the only thing in common we have is 1) we both have a dick (i think he does) 2) we both go to sweden very often
#74
* Naypam blows bubbles in the shit
#39
<nonpc> if my penis is crooked upwards, it's good, ye? <Naypam> pretty normal nonpc <nonpc> but is good for g sport <nonpc> spot* <nonpc> right? <Naypam> most bend up a little bit <Naypam> if it is at a right angle you have a problem <nonpc> is like <nonpc> 90 <nonpc> degrees <Naypam> yeah that's a right angle <Naypam> _| <BadFurDay> wtf <BadFurDay> why am I reading about nonpc's dick <nonpc> it's like.. <nonpc> errr <Naypam> zid posted his yesterday <nonpc> lemme paint it <Naypam> :D <Naypam> yay painting <BadFurDay> fucking hell <Naypam> Raziel hates this though, beware nonpc <BadFurDay> this channel <BadFurDay> this place <BadFurDay> #fags <Naypam> he banned zid for posting a pic of his own penis <BadFurDay> fucking #fagseu <nonpc> |-| <nonpc> 8=====|_| <nonpc> like this <nonpc> penis <Naypam> wtf is that <BadFurDay> what the hell <BadFurDay> it looks like a crack pipe <nonpc> http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=Q9isnTKq <BadFurDay> with balls <nonpc> 90 degreess crooked <BadFurDay> a crack pipe with balls, nonpc <Naypam> what <BadFurDay> your penis exhales weed <Naypam> is tha <BadFurDay> Naypam: a crack pipe with balls in ascii format <Naypam> that's actually where you put the crack <Naypam> on the right <BadFurDay> yes <Naypam> the the 8 idk <BadFurDay> you use the balls to smoke <Naypam> random 8 <BadFurDay> you teabag yourself <BadFurDay> to smoke the crack <nonpc> so anyways <nonpc> how is your sundays guys?
#141
<nonpc> BadFurDay, how's coding going <BadFurDay> Good ! <nonpc> What are you coding bro? <Garner> A penis in 3d <BadFurDay> nonpc: A penis in 3d <BadFurDay> Actually, doing something silly for my website on april 1st <BadFurDay> A rain of spinning dicks <Garner> Wow <BadFurDay> They fall down slowly like snowflakes, funny shit <BadFurDay> I am so not 12 years old <Garner> Hard to code though, must be sure semen doesn't leak <BadFurDay> :D <BadFurDay> Super easy to code, won't leak <BadFurDay> You just add a dickplug() <BadFurDay> And an urethratampon()