QDB

#571
<moop> tried to show muscle to a cute girl here <moop> she just lold <moop> she cute tho <moop> she can lol <moop> i'll allow it <garne> wait what <garne> Is this serious <moop> ye garne <moop> but i did it in a cute jokey way <garne> Bad: please quote this
#439
<Valacar> anal is how moop fails
#218
<Bad> omg it's a sign <Bad> Phone call by a woman I want to get it on with <Bad> Confirm we can see tomorrow <Bad> I hang up my phone <Bad> Battery says 69% <Bad> IT'S A SIGN <Garner> ... <Raziel> ... <Garner> #redditeu
#500
<Psycho_Holiday> gojira, will be unicum soon moop <moop> unicum <Psycho_Holiday> super-unicum for today
#386
<Bad> Also I am getting married in 3 days <moop> to who <moop> to whom <Bad> That nurse girl with the robots <Bad> Maru <Bad> I gifted her a cauliflower on her birthday and she was like OMG BEST GIFT EVER and it gave me +3 hearts at once <Bad> So I was like eh almost 10 hearts might aswell marry <Raziel> just like real life <Bad> ye Raziel
#106
<Naypam> #reddit.dota2 pick your 5 best <Naypam> we'll fuck you <Trell> rofl <aL|Samo> I'll 1v5 you mothafuckas <dux0r> thats what your mom said
#407
<Wan> My keyboard wanted to autocomplete welcome to the cum zone
#60
<kage> guys <kage> if you were so morbidly fat <kage> that you couldn't even jack off yourself <kage> would you buy a pet and have it suck your dick ? <kage> food for thought
#143
<happy0> inb4 penis joke <BadFurDay> penis joke <happy0> hahah. every time
#585
<moop> Suddenly puberty kicks in, shaving once a month is not enough now 😟