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#276
<Raziel> this channel is killing my poetic and creative spirit <Bad`> >your poetic and creative spirit <Bad`> hehehe <Raziel> srs <Bad`> Utoya, by Raziel: « Utoya o aisle of freedom where foreigners were burned like the rice of my heart, my pillow yellows itself as I dare lay my thoughts upon you »
#369
<Naypam> I was given a variant of that to help me sleep and it changed my thought patterns exactly as you say <Naypam> I fucking hated it <Naypam> couldn't handle not being able to think normally <Naypam> didn't take any more after that <Naypam> what was it called, hm <moop> aw <Naypam> might have been citalopram but idk <moop> i think it would be cool to have a completely different think pattern <Naypam> I wanted the doctor to give me benzos <Naypam> well idk how it's affecting Bad, moop, I'm all for different thinking patterns <Naypam> but it was like it shut down my brain <Bad> Naypam: you know what I am experiencing man <Naypam> stopped me thinking <Naypam> made me "slow" <ad13> so what you are saying Naypam <ad13> is you were an upstanding member of society <ad13> then a doctor gave you zoloft <ad13> and now you're facing jail for running a criminal empire?
#108
<midnightoil> fuck u they cant even pickpocket <kage> bro <kage> i'll have you know i can pickpocket the best <kage> i pickpocket so best, i stole your mum's virginity
#39
<nonpc> if my penis is crooked upwards, it's good, ye? <Naypam> pretty normal nonpc <nonpc> but is good for g sport <nonpc> spot* <nonpc> right? <Naypam> most bend up a little bit <Naypam> if it is at a right angle you have a problem <nonpc> is like <nonpc> 90 <nonpc> degrees <Naypam> yeah that's a right angle <Naypam> _| <BadFurDay> wtf <BadFurDay> why am I reading about nonpc's dick <nonpc> it's like.. <nonpc> errr <Naypam> zid posted his yesterday <nonpc> lemme paint it <Naypam> :D <Naypam> yay painting <BadFurDay> fucking hell <Naypam> Raziel hates this though, beware nonpc <BadFurDay> this channel <BadFurDay> this place <BadFurDay> #fags <Naypam> he banned zid for posting a pic of his own penis <BadFurDay> fucking #fagseu <nonpc> |-| <nonpc> 8=====|_| <nonpc> like this <nonpc> penis <Naypam> wtf is that <BadFurDay> what the hell <BadFurDay> it looks like a crack pipe <nonpc> http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=Q9isnTKq <BadFurDay> with balls <nonpc> 90 degreess crooked <BadFurDay> a crack pipe with balls, nonpc <Naypam> what <BadFurDay> your penis exhales weed <Naypam> is tha <BadFurDay> Naypam: a crack pipe with balls in ascii format <Naypam> that's actually where you put the crack <Naypam> on the right <BadFurDay> yes <Naypam> the the 8 idk <BadFurDay> you use the balls to smoke <Naypam> random 8 <BadFurDay> you teabag yourself <BadFurDay> to smoke the crack <nonpc> so anyways <nonpc> how is your sundays guys?
#123
<Naypam> god damn my toilet is broke <lovely> broken I assume? <Naypam> broke! <lovely> is it an gash? <Naypam> not sure how to activate the toilet from inside the pool of water * Naypam stupid <Naypam> nothing pulls! but the toilet handle is a lever1 <Naypam> so idk <Naypam> it's come detached from something <kage> haiku left for 1 day <kage> and your house completely falls apart <kage> i'd check if there are any screws missing <lovely> haha
#22
<Naypam> done it to myself with an anal bead thing a few times though :D <Naypam> :D:D:D:D: <Laizkiz> ._. <maccan> .... <Laizkiz> ty <Laizkiz> for this info <maccan> I went away <maccan> for like <maccan> 1 hour <maccan> and returned to this <maccan> Naypam and lively talking about putting shit up their ass' <Naypam> prostate is a gem <Naypam> it's a gem <Naypam> also cures cancer <lively> nay gone mad
#49
<Juno> the bash quotes thing sucks anyway <Juno> no good ones
#256
<dux0r> You know how in Half Life when Gordon Freeman get's to the lambda complex but he can't enter because it's too full of radioactive toxins everywhere <dux0r> That's like #redditeu <dux0r> You can't enter it because it's too full of homosexual social failure toxins
#713
<Bad> Just had a once in a lifetime experience <Bad> Taking a shit during a hiccup <Bad> It's so funny <Bad> Every hiccup makes a bit of shit plop down in the water
#168
<Gloop> Garner so nigger he can't even spell job <Garner> fuck you Gloop <Garner> you french pornstar