<moop> i dont mean to offend u Bad
<moop> but are you michael
<Garner> hmm make svXhVLnwF47UaqfAgYgJ
<Garner> sense*
<Raziel> well if I was making a website from scratch I would use drupal or something
<Wan> HOLY SHIT
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<Wan> qdb is now dank af
<Raziel> ermergerd
<Bad> So guys
<Bad> This is the second time now and I've only been with my girl for a year
<Bad> She does a lot of roleplaying in MMOs on her free time
<Bad> And like in every roleplaying, there's fictional relationships and stuff
<Bad> And for the second time in a year a guy thought it meant that she liked him irl
<Bad> And is like
<Bad> Dump your guy and be with me I'll treat you better
<Bad> He doesn't deserve you etc
<Bad> The whole nice guy attitude
<Bad> Got him banned by the whole french roleplaying community on that game
<Bad> It's fucking hilarious
<moop> so the girl is dumping you
<garne> wat
<garne> fictional relationships and stuff?
<garne> what am i reading
<Bad> Well yeah her character has a life right
<moop> ye garne like what you have with Raziel
<Bad> She's some baker in some desert town or w/e
<moop> fucking girl gamers amirite
<Bad> And her character sometimes has relationships with other characters in order to make her character evolve right
<Bad> There's no sex in their RP though, it's just like
<garne> so it's just the character having a relationship with another character
<Bad> Yes
<garne> and the guy thought it meant oh players should have a relationship too
<garne> lol
<Bad> The stories move organically on RP servers
<garne> fair enough, makes more sense now
<Bad> If two characters seem like a good fit they both say ok they should be together
<garne> funny
<Bad> But it's characters, right
<Bad> Yeah
<Raziel> you should get her to accept the daate
<Bad> First time it happened was like 6 months ago
<Raziel> but then you show up
<Bad> The guy got in full creep mode
<Bad> Tried multiple times to make the characters have sexual RP
<Bad> After a while she reported him and he got banned
<garne> eodl
<garne> rofl*
<Bad> Then he started telling her on skype that he wants to date her
<Bad> Even though he knew she was living with me
<Bad> Now this time
<garne> he knows a lot about her already
<Bad> The guy she treated like a friend
<Bad> So he knows some things about me and my relationship with her
<Bad> Since they had friendly conversations
<Bad> And he just went full crazy mode
<Bad> Listed reasons why she's unhappy with me
<moop> you have the list?
<Bad> And listed reasons why she'd be better off with him
<Bad> moop: well it happened ingame and I'm not gonna ask her to login again and see if there's logs or whatever, but off the top of my head it was the basic stuff
<Bad> Like he's just with you for sex I'll treat you like a real woman etc et
<Bad> He doesn't understand your true feelings etc
<Bad> Why are you with a boring guy when I'm so much better etc etc et
<Bad> The usual nice guy shit
<moop> tbh that would work on me
<Bad> He probably seriously believes it too
<moop> would dump bf for him
<Bad> rofl
<Wan> I can hear the fedora tipping
<Bad> Oh I forgot to mention, I think it's an important detail
<Bad> The first one, from 6 months ago
<Bad> He was married and had kids
<Wan> ROFL
<Bad> And offered to dump his wife for her
<Bad> That made it easy to ban him from the RP community
<Bad> They just had to say if you come back we talk to your wife
<Bad> :)
<Naypam> I also paid for the stamp
<Naypam> in 1p coins
<Naypam> 79 of them
<Naypam> rofl'd
<Naypam> the guy was mad at the post office
<Bad`> LOL Naypam
<Bad`> hahahahahhahaaaaaaaa
<Naypam> but I needed to get rid of my shit change
<Raziel> ..........
<Raziel> oh
<Bad`> 79 queens
<Bad`> I'd rage
<Naypam> I made little stacks of 10
<Naypam> 7 stacks of them
<Naypam> then took one off
<Naypam> then PUSHED THEM ALL OVER INTO HIS COLLECTION BIN :'D
<Naypam> HE HAD TO RECOUNT :'DI
<Naypam> DDDDDDDDDDDD
<Raziel> oh my god what
* Naypam dead
<Naypam> Raziel: they have this screen they "hide" behind
<Bad`> roooooofl Naypam
<Naypam> and a little metal tray you can pass letters through
<Bad`> fuck the uk though
<Bad`> move to Salamanca or something
<Bad`> life cheaper
<Raziel> hahahaha
<Naypam> I lined up all my 7x10x1p coins
<Naypam> then just causally pushed them into the tray
<Naypam> like "sup"
<Naypam> count 'em
<Phixion> :D
<Naypam> he mad, I mad
<Naypam> but I happy mad
<Raziel> biggest dick move 2015
<how-high> gf caught wet napkins near my bed and it was a huge scandal
<how-high> srs
<Bad> Aurélie is ultra mad at me
<Bad> Apparently she went to bed around 3am
<Bad> I was in the middle of the bed so she tried to push me to the side
<Bad> And then apparently as I was being pushed I let out the longest loudest and smelliest fart she'd ever heard in her life
<Bad> And she had to open the windows and leave the bedroom for 10 minutes
<Bad> Now she's mad
<Garner> i am having a Skype convo with my d
<Bad> >implying there is a too far regarding sex
<Naypam> kinda true Bad but then there's things like mdma sex where you never cum
<Bad> yeah drugs is the too far there