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#185
<kage> but you know <kage> it was fun being able to easily unzip during class <kage> and showing people my junk <kage> it's true <kage> i'm like calling people half way across the class <kage> and showing them my junk <kage> and laughing like a maniac <BFD|Slave> rofl <kage> worst was when you were noticed by the professor <kage> and <kage> you needed to stand up <kage> unzipped <kage> or you could zip <kage> but he'd notice
#402
<moop> i dont mean to offend u Bad <moop> but are you michael
#456
<ad13> urgh <ad13> landlord from NL has come to me and said i'm owe €602 for the heating <ad13> after paying €900 already <ad13> €1502 for a year's heating and hot water sounds steep as fuck <Bad> ad13, dutch ovens require more manpower than traditional heaters
#303
<how-hiGh> anyone else having same vein patterns on cock with their dad? <how-hiGh> genetics ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#32
<Naypam> like <Naypam> if you're in a friend's bed <Naypam> no porn to masturbate to <Naypam> make your own
#654
<Raziel> I started taking beer today <Bad> Raziel: this usage of « taking » makes it sound like a hard drug <Bad> like you injected beer in your veins with a syringe <Raziel> well it is isn't it <Bad> or sniffed beer <Bad> Yeah it is a hard drug <Bad> But I mean <Raziel> I took it orally <Bad> name of your sextape
#184
<kage> i tried going commando for a while in highschool <kage> but my balls got too sweaty <kage> too often <BFD|Slave> :( <kage> :(
#30
<Naypam> but I've actually like videoed myself <Naypam> masturbating <Naypam> then masturbated to myself masturbating
#38
<kage> i'd honestly just have a rib removed so i could suck my own cock, if my hands stopped working
#217
<Garner> this I b hater than djcl <Garner> fuck sale <Garner> JAG ER HD N SO SMSLSLDNEL