<Raziel> serious advice
<Raziel> pull the piss opening apart before starting to take a piss
<Raziel> https://wiki.php.net/rfc/phpdbg
<Raziel> it's happening
<kage> by this point no php developer actually knows how to use a debugger in the first place
<kage> raziel
<Raziel> haha
<kage> "that looks hard, why can't i just var_dump? i've always var_dumped and it's been fine"
<Raziel> I think you're right for 95% of users
<kage> exactly
<kage> ask Bad if he knows what a debugger even is
<kage> last time he's touched one, his father put a can of RAID in his hands and asked him to spray it in his room
<Intergage`> Raziel is a total ladies man.. The fuck Bad`?
<Bad> worst thing
<Bad> I can't blow my nose despite it being full
<Raziel> :-(
<Bad> because every time I start blowing my nose
<Bad> it sends Aurélie into a laughing fit
<Bad> which makes me laugh
<Bad> and throw snot everywhere
<Bad> apparently I sound like a clogged trumpet mixed with a fart
<Bad> she threatened to record me
<Bad> help
<Naypam> true story: I came in my own eye once
< haiku > ~~~~~~~COPY PASTE THIS IF YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL GYPPO ROMANIAN WHO DON'T NEED NO PICKPOCKETING ADVICE~~~~~~~~~~~
<Valacar> hmh
<Valacar> all masters thesises (?) here are by default public
<Valacar> whats the plural form of thesis
<gojira> papers
<gojira> theses
<Valacar> theses
<moop> Valacar: plural of thesis is these
<moop> these nuts
<Bad> Aurélie is ultra mad at me
<Bad> Apparently she went to bed around 3am
<Bad> I was in the middle of the bed so she tried to push me to the side
<Bad> And then apparently as I was being pushed I let out the longest loudest and smelliest fart she'd ever heard in her life
<Bad> And she had to open the windows and leave the bedroom for 10 minutes
<Bad> Now she's mad
<moop> imagine gay porn but with burritos instead of dicks
<Raziel> erm
<moop> ikr
<moop> what was i thinking sharing that
<moop> in my defense i was browsing /r/gay_irl
<Raziel> as you do
<Valacar> why tho
<moop> i was in the bathroom
<zid> I am learning SVEEEDISH
<Twipply> Ich bin Twipply.
<zid> That's dutchermic
<dux0r> uno momento porfavor senor
<zid> that's missing its accents
<dux0r> EY, UNO MOMENTO YO SENORO! PORFAVOREYYYY