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#585
<moop> Suddenly puberty kicks in, shaving once a month is not enough now 😟
#62
<ad13> lovely: the blackouts are because japan shat itself at fukushima, and turned ALL nuclear power off <ad13> it's not coming back on. <Naypam> there's a black out? <Naypam> nigger! run!
#189
<Naypam> 9-0 best possible score <Naypam> 6 <Naypam> 6-90 <Naypam> 6-0 <Naypam> 4-2 worst <Naypam> no <Naypam> 6-3 <Naypam> fml <BadFurDay> I understand why olivia is with you <BadFurDay> you're the only person who makes her feel clever in comparison
#392
<Bad> So moop how was the museum without prepurchasing ticket? <Bad> Did you get denied entry? <moop> Bad I think I bought a ticket for a year <moop> Or something <Bad> ..
#406
<Naypam> damn my life has improved so much since configuring dnsmasq
#431
<Raziel> I implemented ssl for real <Raziel> not your hacky intern code implementation <Raziel> but somehow set ssl to always true
#376
<Wan> France emergency state is getting out of hand <Wan> Even white people have their bags checked
#536
<__bot__> New quote approved! https://qdb.lutro.me/535 <gar> the key point of this quote <gar> is i didn't specify who will grab your dick <gar> merely said someone will <gar> and i guarantee it <gar> :-) <gar> can be guy, girl, police, ambulance, psychiatric ward <gar> :----) <gar> wtf ward grabbing your dick <gar> a psychiatric ward grabbing your dick <gar> i am dying
#443
<Bad> worst thing <Bad> I can't blow my nose despite it being full <Raziel> :-( <Bad> because every time I start blowing my nose <Bad> it sends Aurélie into a laughing fit <Bad> which makes me laugh <Bad> and throw snot everywhere <Bad> apparently I sound like a clogged trumpet mixed with a fart <Bad> she threatened to record me <Bad> help
#401
<moop> well i started playing after everyone quit <moop> and my sound bugged out for some reason <moop> audio was completely reversed <moop> like, right sounds were coming from left speaker and etc <moop> googled a bit, found people with the same problem on bnet forums <moop> wrote a reply and continued playing <moop> suddenly i realize i put the headphones on the wrong side <moop> rip my life <moop> deleted my comments in shame