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#212
<Raziel> dat millisecond precision <Raziel> or microsecond <Raziel> not sure <Garner> Naypam's dick second <Garner> because micro
#501
<Garner> we have one muslim <Garner> Bad <Garner> no alcohol <ad13> typical <ad13> fucking 1080p <ad13> I really wish I was wrong about how the work VPN works <ad13> I wasn't :(
#639
<gojira> it seems like a condition that possibly someday could not be met <Raziel> yeah I don't like it either but <Raziel> the same code is running __bot__ and has never hit issues <Raziel> so whatever
#355
<Raziel> also why is my left arm thicker than my right
#242
<lovely> dudes <lovely> you know what i bought? <lovely> i have motherfucking toilet paper <lovely> with vitamin e <kage> lol <lovely> how cool is that?
#84
<zid> money, in norway, much like salmon, just leaps out at you and lands in your boat
#767
<moop> didn't you take english lessons? <how-hiGh> well i attended free english clubs that mormons ran back in the day <how-hiGh> lol <moop> ...mormons <how-hiGh> they asked us to hold each other hands and sing songs to praise the Lord
#170
<Happy0> > Be me, visiting Naypalm's flat for the first time <Happy0> > Enter the RedditEU gaming lounge <Happy0> > goodtimes.jpg <Happy0> > Open my mouth to say 'yoyoyo' and inquire to as the state of the dealio <Happy0> > Trip over the famous cum stain on the carpet <Happy0> > Fall, face first, onto a syringe <Happy0> > Scramble to get up.. Syringes catching on to me everywhere as I flail around <Happy0> > Like I'm in a cactus farm <Happy0> > Find myself in Naypam's bedroom. Blood on the walls, the sheets, everywhere. <Happy0> > Naypam in a k-hole in the corner, shoe on his head, vacant expression <Happy0> > Scream <Happy0> > Run into the money vault <Happy0> help me end this story, guys =[ <Happy0> i'm not sure where to take it!
#265
<lovely> dux0r <lovely> can you do a Raziel impression? <dux0r> can't, I'm busy installing RoR legacy drivers for adhoc php5 libs <dux0r> then making some invigorating green leaf tea <lovely> thank you
#498
<Garner> I wish my gf could laugh at the nigga video <Garner> she literally knows nothing about memes <Garner> NOTHING