<Psycho_Holiday> gojira, will be unicum soon moop
<moop> unicum
<Psycho_Holiday> super-unicum for today
<Raziel> my ability to socialise with strangers is fine, it's the people around me that suck
<Garner> I was only there for a night ( ͡°╭ ͟ʖ╮͡├┬┴┬┴
<fgarnier_> anyway need to go out before ida arrives
<fgarnier_> buy some flower, and other surprise shit
<fgarnier_> like ice cream etc
<Raziel> do surprise shit in toilet pls
<fgarnier_> what is surprise shit in toilet
<Raziel> surprise shit belongs in the toilet
<fgarnier_> it’s ok i don’t need to shit
<Raziel> that's what you think
<Raziel> that's why it's surpise shit
[ 10 minutes later ]
<fgarnier_> FUCK YOU raziel
<fgarnier_> i have to shit. how did you predict this
<Raziel> surprise shit :)))
<zid> Like, I'd rather have a lion bar than sex, most of the time
<Valacar> i wonder what moon penumbra is
<Valacar> oh right i see what it is
<lovely> Raziel: Guess what I tested today.
<Raziel> programming in visual basic
<lovely> No.
<lovely> If my phone is waterproof.
<Raziel> did you test it on purpose?
<lovely> More a spur of the moment thing.
<Raziel> I take that as a no
<Raziel> so
<Raziel> what was the test result?
<lovely> It's not waterproof.
<Raziel> interesting
<lovely> Yeah.
<Naypam> but are you here to troll?
<Naypam> or here for the same reason the rest of us are?
<Twipply> Nope
<Twipply> Dank memes?
<Naypam> a deep eternal feeling of lonliness and lack of social ability?
<Twipply> omg we're like the same person
<Naypam> but yeah I guess dank meems are the same thing
<Gloop> Garner so nigger he can't even spell job
<Garner> fuck you Gloop
<Garner> you french pornstar
<Naypalm> oh oh oh
<Naypalm> remember that story about the girl I didn't rape?
<Naypalm> turns out she's notorious in aberdeen as a fucking psyco
<Naypalm> (y)
<Garner_> wat
<Naypalm> yeah
<Naypalm> name's chloe
<Raziel> .....
<Raziel> there aren't that many girls you haven't raped since you expect us to remember her, I take it
<Naypalm> just one that I didn't rape!
<Naypalm> wait
<Naypalm> no
<Garner_> o_o
<Naypalm> yeah