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#653
<garne> seriously though i will miss my colleague <garne> took a picture of us having a beer <garne> https://i.imgur.com/BEPN9pK.png <garne> sad times <Raziel> I RECOGNIZE THAT URL <Raziel> NOT FALLING FOR IT <Raziel> CUNT <garne> rofl <garne> hahahahahahaahaha <moop> :D <Raziel> I'm fucking traumatized <garne> :D:D:DDDDD
#561
<moop> So guys update <moop> Remember they asked to piss in a jar? <moop> I dropped it <moop> Rip <moop> TBH not my fault, my hands lack feelings
#430
<ad13> wanna play overwatch <ad13> but need to learn about scalability for amazon job :( <Valacar> scalability is that theories have differing scalabilities between individual-organization-institution-state and in <Valacar> +supranational <Valacar> there <Valacar> now you can play overwatch <ad13> wat
#139
<Raziel> I have overlays waiting for you <Raziel> :3 <Naypam> :3 is the most useless smile <Naypam> it doesn't actually convey anything at all <Naypam> it's just pure superfluoity <BadFurDay> it does, Naypam <BadFurDay> it's the furfag smiley <Raziel> perfect for when I don't want to say anything in particular <BadFurDay> if you ever noticed, furries always end their phrases with :3 <BadFurDay> ALWAYS <Raziel> nyan :3 <BadFurDay> when you have some furry faggot popping up on your website <BadFurDay> you can tell by the :3 <BadFurDay> Raziel: furry <Raziel> if being in love with your hairy armpits makes me furry so be it
#184
<kage> i tried going commando for a while in highschool <kage> but my balls got too sweaty <kage> too often <BFD|Slave> :( <kage> :(
#574
<Bad> imma just say moop <Bad> (adult) Jodelle looks like the first guy I ever seriously dated
#701
<moop> wait <moop> hold up <moop> my name is a lie <moop> Anton, mythological son of Hercules created by Mark Antony, and from whom he claimed descent <Raziel> lol <Bad> lmao <Bad> helllll no nigga <Bad> Heracles could walk
#224
<Naypam> I also paid for the stamp <Naypam> in 1p coins <Naypam> 79 of them <Naypam> rofl'd <Naypam> the guy was mad at the post office <Bad`> LOL Naypam <Bad`> hahahahahhahaaaaaaaa <Naypam> but I needed to get rid of my shit change <Raziel> .......... <Raziel> oh <Bad`> 79 queens <Bad`> I'd rage <Naypam> I made little stacks of 10 <Naypam> 7 stacks of them <Naypam> then took one off <Naypam> then PUSHED THEM ALL OVER INTO HIS COLLECTION BIN :'D <Naypam> HE HAD TO RECOUNT :'DI <Naypam> DDDDDDDDDDDD <Raziel> oh my god what * Naypam dead <Naypam> Raziel: they have this screen they "hide" behind <Bad`> roooooofl Naypam <Naypam> and a little metal tray you can pass letters through <Bad`> fuck the uk though <Bad`> move to Salamanca or something <Bad`> life cheaper <Raziel> hahahaha <Naypam> I lined up all my 7x10x1p coins <Naypam> then just causally pushed them into the tray <Naypam> like "sup" <Naypam> count 'em <Phixion> :D <Naypam> he mad, I mad <Naypam> but I happy mad <Raziel> biggest dick move 2015
#106
<Naypam> #reddit.dota2 pick your 5 best <Naypam> we'll fuck you <Trell> rofl <aL|Samo> I'll 1v5 you mothafuckas <dux0r> thats what your mom said
#27
<Naypam> I was at this party when I was 17 <Naypam> and my friend's parents were gone <Naypam> and they had this marble egg <Naypam> size of an egg <lively> oh god <Naypam> so one guy <Naypam> puts the egg in a condom <nonpc> oh god <Naypam> puts it in his ass <Naypam> then pulls it out <Naypam> and starts chasing people with it <Naypam> was so funny <lively> WHAT <nonpc> wat <Naypam> him standing on the table <Naypam> middle of the room <Naypam> trousers round knees <Naypam> with egg up his ass <Naypam> it was fucking terrifying <Naypam> he chased us around the village <Naypam> party with 20 people <Naypam> all running thhrough the streets <Naypam> with a guy with a shit covered egg in a condom chasing us <Naypam> scariest day of my life