<Bad> Someone tell me why the fuck my fucking left arm is growing so much bigger than my right
<Bad> I do more right arm exercises every day
<Bad> I masturbate with my right hand, just to inbe4
<moop> well i started playing after everyone quit
<moop> and my sound bugged out for some reason
<moop> audio was completely reversed
<moop> like, right sounds were coming from left speaker and etc
<moop> googled a bit, found people with the same problem on bnet forums
<moop> wrote a reply and continued playing
<moop> suddenly i realize i put the headphones on the wrong side
<moop> rip my life
<moop> deleted my comments in shame
<moop> i put sugar and milk in my coffee!
<moop> i'm a monster
<Bad> I don't see anything wrong with milk or sugar in coffee.
<Raziel> there's nothing wrong with it
<Raziel> just like there's nothing wrong with being a woman, or being gay
<dux0r> Raziels idea of a better day is going home and coding an SC2 ranking algorythm plugin for WordPress
<moop> also the lady that was on the phone kept calling me a she
<moop> 🤔
<moop> this is pretty emasculating
<moop> should i sue her for emasculating a cripple?
<Raziel> moop adventures
<moop> she literally attacked my identity
<moop> this is horrible
<moop> i could get depressed
<moop> could kill myself
<moop> she should be put in jail
<moop> I AM A MAN
<moop> a manly man
* moop flexes 💪
<Valacar> the more important thing is that you did not correct her
<moop> rofl i actually did
<moop> Valacar: you think she cared?
<moop> she was mocking me
<moop> tbh she realized eventually
<moop> not when i corrected her tho
<Valacar> wew
<Valacar> harsh
<moop> this is worse than rape by deception
* Wan set the topic to: The S in intel stands for Security
* Raziel set the topic to: the s in moop stands for sex
<gojira> what's better
<gojira> linux or windows?
<Raziel> windows has an "s" in it
<Raziel> so it's secure
<Raziel> QED
<Psycho_Holiday> http://www.techradar.com/reviews/audio-visual/hi-fi-and-audio/headphones/sennheiser-hd-518-954009/review
<Psycho_Holiday> Against
<Psycho_Holiday> No inline mic for iPhone users
<Psycho_Holiday> Not great with low bit rate MP3s
<luvely> i've been smoking weed for the past 2.5 weeks
<luvely> and sitting on rocs
<Raziel> oh so that's what you meant by meditating
<Raziel> smoking weed
<Raziel> ...
<luvely> and hanging out with surfers
<Naypam> but I've actually like videoed myself
<Naypam> masturbating
<Naypam> then masturbated to myself masturbating
<+how-hiGh> why no one talks with me