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#762
<Raziel> do you know what's happening to your eyes as it's getting better again? <Raziel> like are parts of the eyeball healing or what <moop> yeah exactly <moop> lazors cut everything out so it takes time to revive <moop> like, everything between the lazor and the part it needs to fix <Raziel> cool that it heals by itself <Bad> >heals by itself <Bad> lol Raziel <Bad> You really think that's how it works <Bad> Read up on judaism <moop> you joke but there are techniques on how to regrow your foreskin <moop> it's like stretching your earlobes but instead you do that with the penis flesh
#55
<Naypam> why is that in the db <Naypam> stop submitting everything I say <Naypam> I'm anonymous
#282
<how-hiGh> http://i.imgur.com/nJ11fmk.png is it appropriate when applying for a job? srs <Garner> lol <Garner> how-hiGh is more retarded than i thought <Raziel> ...... <how-hiGh> wtf <how-hiGh> please respect srs tag <how-hiGh> so it sounds dumb and I have to remove it? <Garner> are you serious or just trolling because it's #redditeu? <how-hiGh> serious <how-hiGh> just tell if it look retarded <how-hiGh> this is why I'm asking for opinions <Garner> keep it, looks very professional <how-hiGh> don't laugh me off <Raziel> yeah I agree with Garner <how-hiGh> it sounds like you want to fuck up my entire professional career? <how-hiGh> damned phaggots <Garner> > professional career <how-hiGh> fuck you moron you are the worst kind of phaggot I ever encountered on the internet <how-hiGh> just get the fuck out of this channel bro <how-hiGh> and by bro I mean NEVER my bro <how-hiGh> you phaggot
#160
<BFD|Slave> gtfo world of tanks ad :( <Raziel> this is more important than watching gsl <BFD|Slave> not relaxing <BFD|Slave> I want zoozoo <BFD|Slave> Gonna go watch zoozoo on youtube instead <BFD|Slave> Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1unKjzlfrFA * BFD|Slave chills <Raziel> THE AUDIO ISN'T CHOPPY <Raziel> I NEED MY STREET DRUG ZOOZOO AD WITH CHOPPY AUDIO <BFD|Slave> omg <BFD|Slave> zoozoo started in gsl <BFD|Slave> zoozoo is playing TWICE on my browser <BFD|Slave> SIMULTANEOUSLY <Raziel> LOL * BFD|Slave dies
#536
<__bot__> New quote approved! https://qdb.lutro.me/535 <gar> the key point of this quote <gar> is i didn't specify who will grab your dick <gar> merely said someone will <gar> and i guarantee it <gar> :-) <gar> can be guy, girl, police, ambulance, psychiatric ward <gar> :----) <gar> wtf ward grabbing your dick <gar> a psychiatric ward grabbing your dick <gar> i am dying
#680
<Phixion> ssh <moop> don't you shush me <Phixion> :) <how-high> LOL <how-high> haha <how-high> gonna steal your joke moop <how-high> if you do not mind
#134
<dux0r> Milk contains water <nonpc> no?
#137
<Naypam> I wish they'd tax sugar <Naypam> I fucking wish <Naypam> and have a minimum legal age like cigarettes <Naypam> it's utterly ludicrous getting everybody fed and hooked on sugar <Naypam> then fat and dying <Naypam> and costing money because of health bills <Naypam> with no extra tax to cover that like there is with alcohol and tobacco * Naypam rage <Naypam> any time you bring up "tax sugar" fat fucks cry about opression <Naypam> "I need freedom to be fat, don't stop me" <Naypam> fuc you <Naypam> cunts <Naypam> good example, Laiz shouldn't be allowed to buy food <Naypam> should only be given salad <Laiz> wtf fuck <Naypam> you should have to carry a BMI sticker around <Naypam> and if it's > 25 you don't get sugar <Naypam> only salad <Naypam> salad and water <lovely> ... <Naypam> anyway I'm-a move to spain where nobody can afford food
#465
<Naypam> tempted to put my exposed bellend in this cold san pelegrino to see if it feels nice <Naypam> 🤔
#301
<how-hiGh> Bad when you'll choose girl to impregnate. Before doing that invite her dad to sauna and check his dick size. If he got a small penis you wouldnt want to spread bad genes, right <how-hiGh> think several moves ahead like Raziel does in chess