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#143
<happy0> inb4 penis joke <BadFurDay> penis joke <happy0> hahah. every time
#105
<haiku> SHUT THE FUCK UP NAYPAM NEXT TIME NO MORE FOOD
#563
<moop> i will use this excuse for the next 5 years <moop> accidentally grab girl tits <moop> imma be like "sry baby i had roids" <moop> and she be like "hemorhoids?" <moop> and i'll be like "no... the manly stuff... come on you know" <moop> "the ball shrinking thing?" <moop> "yeah, you got it"
#834
<Phixion> bswf <Phixion> n <Phixion> fw <Phixion> s <Phixion> ...
#636
<Raziel> god damn <Raziel> is there anything worse than bread becoming deformed in the shopping bag because you stacked things wrong? <Raziel> there probably is <Raziel> BUT NOT RIGHT NOW
#12
<ad13> yeah man, hitler did some bad stuff but did you see patch 1.4!?
#303
<how-hiGh> anyone else having same vein patterns on cock with their dad? <how-hiGh> genetics ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#31
<kage> one time i gave my phone to my cousin <kage> the hot one <kage> she was browsing the photos <kage> and then bam <kage> penis photo <kage> i snatch the phone out of her hand <kage> and quickly delete it <kage> and laugh it out <kage> gg <kage> no re
#446
<Bad> I'm a harsh rater <Bad> Of both movies and women <moop> rate me <moop> wait <moop> am no woman <moop> nvm <Bad> I rate you 3 as a woman, moop <Bad> You have the voice and the facial hair <Bad> Also the physical strength
#381
<Bad> gojira: https://www.quora.com/I-mastered-coding-when-I-was-10-and-Im-currently-making-my-own-operating-system-Im-currently-15-years-old-How-do-I-make-myself-appeal-to-people <gojira> Yes there is no answer there? <Bad> Indeed <Bad> Is just that it's funny to read I mastered coding when I was 10 and I'm currently making my own operating system. I'm currently 15 years old. How do I make myself appeal to people? <Raziel> I mastered seduction when I was 10 and I'm currently waiting for the perfect mate. I'm currently 26 years old. How do I make myself appeal to people?