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#339
<Juno> wtf <Juno> dont get it <Raziel> don't get what Juno <Bad> it <Bad> learn to read Raziel <Bad> moron <Raziel> the novel? <Raziel> or the film? <Juno> no <Juno> like england vs wales <Juno> gf mad <Garner> why mad <Juno> cos englanmd go for penalty <Juno> i say <Juno> touch to ick go for the try <Juno> she so mad <Juno> won;'t talkwtf <Garner> rofl <moop> >people who take sports too seriously <Garner> standard girl <moop> (including esports) <Bad> bro moop it's not about sports <Bad> it's about being a girl <Bad> and mood swings <Juno> .ye so <Juno> she in MY bed <Juno> sulking <Garner> ROFL <Bad> well Juno <Bad> kick her out of your bed <Juno> imon pc researching rugby union rules <Juno> wtf <Raziel> hahaha <Juno> I'M FUCKING RIGHT <Juno> I RESEARCHED IT <Juno> kick to touch go for try would've won if they did it <Juno> i played this shit as a kid <Juno> gg still right still wrongno sex for 2 weeks still staying here 2 weeks no rent <Juno> won't even talk to me
#214
<moop> mfw when random ad people call me and think i'm a woman because of my voice
#67
<Gloop> YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU <Gloop> SOULJA BOY OFF IN THIS HOOE <lovely> WATCH ME CRANKING WATH ME ROLL <Gloop> NOW WATCH ME <Gloop> YOOOOU <Gloop> CRANK THAT SOULJA BOY <lovely> THEN SUPER MAN THAT HO <Raziel> :| <Raziel> fags
#805
<Valacar> hmh <Valacar> all masters thesises (?) here are by default public <Valacar> whats the plural form of thesis <gojira> papers <gojira> theses <Valacar> theses <moop> Valacar: plural of thesis is these <moop> these nuts
#358
<Bad`> this is on /r/all as « foodporn » https://i.imgur.com/EdO7v0V.jpg [ 3 hours later ... ] <how-hiGh> Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal <how-hiGh> and I'm being one hundred percent serious. <moop> how-hiGh: what are you on about <how-hiGh> Sorry we dont cook shit that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious <how-hiGh> gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. <how-hiGh> dont eever potst your fuking families poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.
#775
<ad13> I once asked a drunk edinburgh compsci student if she wanted to make my buffer overflow
#108
<midnightoil> fuck u they cant even pickpocket <kage> bro <kage> i'll have you know i can pickpocket the best <kage> i pickpocket so best, i stole your mum's virginity
#367
<gojira> I can't breathe this is too funny. <gojira> Someone I know. At her teambuilding excercise. <gojira> Had to do on interpretive dance. <gojira> Not alone but with her team. <Naypam> that isn't teambuilding <Naypam> that is hummiliation? <gojira> And they all had to dance to pretend to be parts of their infrastructure. <gojira> Nojoke. <Naypam> how <gojira> She was the NFS. <gojira> lmao
#559
<garne> Really hope my boss is not waiting for the same train <garne> Boring to be on the train with your boss everyday <garne> also since the only thing in common we have is 1) we both have a dick (i think he does) 2) we both go to sweden very often
#821
<Phixion> i used to lift my schoolbooks with my boner <Phixion> u know when you lean them against the table on your crotch <Phixion> gr8 training