QDB

#309
<Bad> you are so entertaining how-hiGh <how-hiGh> why I have no friends then lol
#140
<Naypam> a pinch of nay juice and he'll be ready to fight a war! <Laiz> Nay sauce <Laiz> oh man <Naypam> here's the trick. <Raziel> how do you make nay juice? <Raziel> mix whisky and whisky? <Naypam> requirements: microphone, freezing plate, kettle <Naypam> I'm telling you Raziel <Naypam> turn microphone to max and let Naypam speak from it <Naypam> holf freezing plate above microphone <Naypam> let boiling water boil ont freezing plaet <Naypam> suddenly <Naypam> on plate appears a solid <Naypam> from my voice <Naypam> that's nay sauce <Naypam> now you can eat <Naypam> and you'll feel better
#29
<Naypam> let me get a rough estimate of my lifetime masturbations <Naypam> about 8200 times <Naypam> easily going to hit 10k faps like <Naypam> in the next year or two <Naypam> wonder if I'll hit 100k <Naypam> that would be quite hard <lively> you going to fap 4 times a day nay? <Naypam> no but average now is twice a day <Naypam> used to be 4-5 times a day <Naypam> morning and night, sometimes when I get home from work <BFD|Slave> Naypam: wanker <dux0r> 21900 faps <dux0r> at least <Naypam> rofl <Naypam> god damn that's way more than me <Naypam> even including the age difference <dux0r> 4*365*15 <Naypam> 4 <Naypam> FOUR <lively> 4 <Naypam> I only did 4-5 when I was a teenager <dux0r> i told u i was hardcore mother fuckers
#697
<Bad> moop: The Night Before (2015) <Bad> You might enjoy that movie <Bad> Just don't get fooled by the boring beginning <Bad> Also moop it has jokes about judaism <Bad> In a good way <Bad> So you pretty much must watch it now <moop> it's in dl <moop> wait nvm <moop> accidentally was downloading the nightmare before christmas
#116
<happy0> some day i shall make my way into the bash.. some day <Garner> You're not too much on the bash because you're not a retard
#766
<how-hiGh> are you raised on a farm bad? <Bad> No but my sister owns a farm <how-hiGh> cause you sure know how to rise my cock
#93
<nonpc> Was at her place yesturday <nonpc> Damn, it is all like so fucking strange <nonpc> Em.. We just sat, drank some tea <nonpc> I stroked her hair, face <nonpc> and stuff <nonpc> it was pretty calm shit <nonpc> She almost showed me her underwear because it was all pink <nonpc> Later on, I checked out her underwear still. <nonpc> She decided to hide from me <nonpc> while I went to pee <nonpc> and then I found her <nonpc> and she was like <nonpc> "what are you doing" <nonpc> and I was like <nonpc> derp <nonpc> and checked out the underwear <nonpc> it was nice <nonpc> and cute <nonpc> Some times I would like turn her face to me <nonpc> and talk stuff <nonpc> and then say <nonpc> "dont worry, I'm not going to try and kiss you" <nonpc> so she feels better <nonpc> :D <Raziel> YOU would turn her head to you? <nonpc> yes <nonpc> force that <nonpc> It also btw <nonpc> came to that that <nonpc> she told me she woudnt like to be choked <nonpc> we tried it <nonpc> I had her in a head lock
#91
<nonpc> I would love to be in lovely :)
#379
<Garner> mfw i now have a huge whiteboard at home <Bad> knowing you it's probably a brownboard but you insist it's white
#80
<Naypam> suck <Naypam> my <Naypam> duck