<kage> but you know
<kage> it was fun being able to easily unzip during class
<kage> and showing people my junk
<kage> it's true
<kage> i'm like calling people half way across the class
<kage> and showing them my junk
<kage> and laughing like a maniac
<BFD|Slave> rofl
<kage> worst was when you were noticed by the professor
<kage> and
<kage> you needed to stand up
<kage> unzipped
<kage> or you could zip
<kage> but he'd notice
<Phixion> just realized
<Phixion> not gonna return to #virginity
<Phixion> glad to meet ya
<moop> 8-0
<moop> fuck yeah
<moop> why did it take me so long to try this game wtf
<moop> it's f.a.f.
<moop> fun as fuck
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<moop> oooooooooooooooooh now i see
<moop> i was playing against ai for the first 10 wins
<moop> til
<Naypam> damn my life has improved so much since configuring dnsmasq
<Naypam> failed the interview to pick things off the street
<Naypam> how bad can you possibly be :D
<Raziel> maybe you were overqualified?
<Naypam> of course not
<Bad> Raziel: The only job Naypam is overqualified for is sucking dick
<Garner> we have one muslim
<Garner> Bad
<Garner> no alcohol
<ad13> typical
<ad13> fucking 1080p
<ad13> I really wish I was wrong about how the work VPN works
<ad13> I wasn't :(
<kage_> a black child molestor
<kage_> what
<zid> who'd molest a black child, that's gross
<Juno> why not just all speak english
<Juno> like most intelligent people
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<Steele> sup
<kage> i'm waiting for the first korean to call himself PokeMon
<kage> or SailorMoon
<kage> or something
<BadFurDay> What if someone decided to use a shitty nick nobody can pronounce that sounds like a failed attempt at being edgy?
<BadFurDay> Azgatoth.
<Naypam> rofl
<BadFurDay> Now THAT would be a terrible nick.
<BadFurDay> Naypam: btw, redditeu tournament is in 1h
<BadFurDay> Hope you got warned
<kage> >BadFurDay,
<kage> but what if someone decided to actually pronounce his fucking nick wrong
<kage> and have everyone confused
<kage> why not spell it Razeel
<BadFurDay> But it's pronounced Naziel, I don't understand.
<kage> we could have a tourney without Raziel
<kage> and we'd all be like
<kage> surprise motherfucker
<kage> when he got home
<BadFurDay> rofl
<BadFurDay> but we have to host it so that it starts 10 mins after he arrives home
<BadFurDay> And tell him we warned him weeks in advance
<kage> maybe we could get TotalBiscuit to cast
<kage> if we sucked his cock hard enough
<Naypam> BadFurDay | Naypam: btw, redditeu tournament is in 1h
<Naypam> omfg
<Naypam> brb going home, installing windows
<Naypam> wtf raziel
<Naypam> no warning
<Bad> Raziel seriously it's simple
<Bad> you are norwegian
<Bad> you have money
<Bad> you can play guitar
<Bad> just go in the streets
<Bad> follow a woman
<Bad> if she looks good step in front of her
<Bad> and go
<Bad> anyway here's wonderwall
<Bad> guaranteed success
<Bad> gogogo
<gar> ye do it Raziel
<gar> or helicopter dick
<gar> 10/10 body language
<gar> psychologically girls want to grab
<gar> do it
<gar> in public
<gar> i guarantee someone will grab your dick