<Bad> I just had the worst adventurer ever. space I woke up with the need to shit and I was asleep seized so after shitting I wiped my ass with my sleeping boxer briefs now it's 1 a.m. and I'm busy washing shit away from my underwear also text to speech to text seems to be working well
<Naypam> after sleepover
<Naypam> went for showher, masturbate on floor
<Naypam> have shower
<Naypam> perfecet
<Naypam> but everybody's done that too
<Naypam> also omg was a party
<Naypam> hot girls and everything
<Naypam> but I masturbated in the toilet
<Naypam> was awesome
<Naypam> then went for a walk with a friend smoking
<Naypam> like a tree
<BFD|Slave> god
<BFD|Slave> this guy
<Naypam> BFD|Slave nightmare
<BFD|Slave> is King Wank
<BFD|Slave> more wanker than a wanker
<kage> what can i say...
<Naypam> yeah but when you'er like 15
<Naypam> you see a leg
<Naypam> FAP FAP FAP
<BFD|Slave> at a party with hot girls
<BFD|Slave> BETTER FAP
<BFD|Slave> what the fuck
<Naypam> well it was after the party had died down
<kage> nay, does haiku know all this ?
<kage> is he gonna wake up one day
<kage> and see you on top of his bed
<kage> masturbating ?
<BFD|Slave> kage: rofl, I can imagine haiku arriving at Naypam's place, and nay going "Yeah so we'll have to share a bunk bed"
<BFD|Slave> With a huge smile on his face
<kage> like the one i'm having right now
<kage> right ?
<BFD|Slave> yes
<BFD|Slave> pretty much
<kage> that would be awesome
<dux0r> =/
<Naypam> it's okay
<Naypam> I'm the master of subtlty
<gojira> ok so
<gojira> want to know how retarded i am?
<Bad> Oh nice, you're alive
<gojira> i've never failed this hard in my life
<gojira> yea
<gojira> my operation is the 18th
<gojira> not the 16th
<gojira> ......
<Raziel> LOL
<Bad> lmao
<Bad> good one
<gojira> they had to prescribe me extra meds
<gojira> because i had already taken them all
<gojira> and not eaten for 24 hours
<gojira> etc
<gojira> MOTHERFUCKER
< Naypam > the guy's scottish is too thick to understand
<Naypam> oh god
<Naypam> can't remember where it was
<Naypam> I was leaving someone's flat
<Naypam> sprayed my underarms with shoe polish
<Naypam> was absolute pain like wtf is in that god damn
<dux0r> sometimes i lower my seat n pretend im a midget
<kage> sometimes nay lowers his seat and pretends to be of normal height.
<nonpc> *slowclap*
<BFD|Slave> When you're having a drink outside
<BFD|Slave> And a wasp gets into your drink
<BFD|Slave> And starts acting mad
<BFD|Slave> omg
<BFD|Slave> OMG
<BFD|Slave> Your drink is RUINED
<BFD|Slave> And you're scared shitless that it'll come out and sting the first thing it sees
<BFD|Slave> But everyone else is all "yeah okay it's just an insect, chill man"
<BFD|Slave> But it's a FUCKING WASP YOU CUNTS
<Raziel> ayy team cancelled and didn't tell me
<Raziel> rip
<Raziel> well
<Raziel> this means I can go to bed early
<moop> Raziel: called it
<moop> knew this shit gonna happen
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<Raziel> wow moop
<Raziel> didn't think you actually meant it when you said you called it
<moop> jokes on u nigga that first message is a lie
— moop master faker
<Raziel> WHAT
<moop> bro
<moop> me sending that message on 13:37?
<Raziel> now I have to check
<Raziel> you fucker
<moop> rekt
<Naypam> I'd fuck raziel if I had to
<Naypam> he looks okay
<garne> fuck sake
<garne> my shampoo is 250ml and my sunscreen is 150ml
<garne> MAD