<dux0r> Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
<dux0r> because the P is silent
<dux0r> What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
<dux0r> wipes his ass
<Naypam> apparently anal beads cool too
<Naypam> not tried though
<Naypam> also prostate stimulation :OOOOOOOO
<Naypam> gosu
<BFD|Slave> didn't need to know any of this
<BFD|Slave> at all
<Naypam> have your girl stick her index finger up your ass
<Naypam> and tickle your prostate
<Naypam> OSNETUHSONTEHU
<lively> lol
<Naypam> you'll die
<Naypam> just clean with an anal douche first
<BFD|Slave> no
<Naypam> your loss bro
<Naypam> your los
<Naypam> I don't give a fuck if you french l'retards aren't open sexually enough
[...] A bit later
<Naypam> do it your fucking self
<Naypam> buy a vibrating anal stimulator
<Naypam> they're cool
<BFD|Slave> why the fuck would I need
<BFD|Slave> new stimulations
<BFD|Slave> I let the faggots like you finger their assholes
<Naypam> you can cum without actually being hard
<Naypam> is so weird
<BFD|Slave> what the fuck are you
<BFD|Slave> what the fuck are you Naypam
<maccan> ANAL
<lively> 14:04 < BFD|Slave> I let the faggots like you finger their assholes
<zid> I always wondered why gay guys don't get hard while meatspinning
<zid> explain nay
<Naypam> dunno what to explain zid
<Naypam> nobody's really gay? zid
<Naypam> they actually are unattracted to each other
<Raziel> we're having a jolly chat about life then suddenly "they're coming top we need more gold coins on the tower and creep the minions moop go mid in 10 seconds we need to zone them out oh shit I'm dying oh wait I'm not oh shit I'm dying oh wait I'm not oh shit I'm dead"
<Raziel> shut the fuck up omg
<Bad> But then I'm not one to allow a finger
<Intee> Normally the same.
<Intee> Don't knock it till you've tried it Bad
<Intee> But honestly, don't try it.
<Intee> It's horrid
< Naypam > the guy's scottish is too thick to understand
<gojira> it seems like a condition that possibly someday could not be met
<Raziel> yeah I don't like it either but
<Raziel> the same code is running __bot__ and has never hit issues
<Raziel> so whatever
<kage> me and bfs when i'm in Paris
<kage> bfd*
<BadFurDay> bfs
<BadFurDay> kage has bfs
<BadFurDay> confirmed
<kage> wtf is bfs ?
<BadFurDay> boyfriends
<kage> oh, i have a couple of them
<ganar> "a couple of them"
<kage> yep
<ad13> just logged in to my email at work
<ad13> some guy has accidentally replied to his manager-level "Bottom performing employees" email
<ad13> and sent it to the all-employees internal mailing list
<garne> how can the game have multiple orgasms!?
<garne> should be long and slow
<Bad> happy0: I heard the first note of In Fiction and it gave me a boner. On the street. Not exaggerating or joking.