<Naypam> I have more sperm than you BFD|Slave
<zid> in your mouth
<Naypam> I wish
<zid> wut
<zid> as in, "wut a faggot"
<Naypam> I occasionally eat my own sperm
<zid> I did it once
<zid> it was a bad idea
<zid> It had a poor texture
<Naypam> yeah the texture is pretty bad
<Naypam> doesn't taste bad though
<Naypam> funny after taste too
<Naypam> but it saves wiping it with a sock or something
<zid> I use discarded crisp packets / coke cans when I am being lazy
<Naypam> yeah that's fine
<Naypam> usually just use disgarded underwear these days!
<Naypam> used to just wipe with my bed sheet
<zid> not a box?
<Naypam> but if girls stay over I'd rather them not sleep in ancient cum stains
<Naypam> well I wouldn't mind
<Naypam> but they might
<lovely> wat
<Raziel> lmao was wondering why this one command wasn't doing anything
<Raziel> I was running it with --dry-run and didn't notice
<Raziel> smh
<Bad> ayy Raziel with the subtle sex jokes
<lovely> tupac is the illest
<nonpc> he was not ill
<nonpc> he was shot
<nonpc> I think.
<nonpc> was he?
< kage> i masturbated in the sink in my highschool's info lab a few times
< kage> started to smell really bad
...
< kage> the funniest thing is
< kage> everyone was fucking smelling my cum
< kage> but had no idea what it waas
<moop> tbh i did masturbate to trannies
<gojira> what's even better this means Raziel x gojira monthly dinners
<moop> monthly date
<Wan> Plz
<Wan> When I was in Paris Bad and I ate together at least once a week
* Wan has sweet, sweets reminders of Paris restaurants
<Raziel> we're not that gay Wan
<gar> weekly dinners is over the top Wan
<gojira> weekly dinners = dating
<gojira> monthly = friends
<gar> yes lol
<gar> but i guess Wan was having weekly dinners with Bad while Bad was in his nogirl phase
<Valacar> but technically i'm bilingual since my father speaks swedish as his native language
<gojira> AHA
<gojira> NOT A REAL FIN
<Valacar> tho he never speaks it :D
<gar> u finnoswede?
<Valacar> kinda
<Valacar> and kinda not
<Naypam> OHHHHHH
<gojira> that is enough for today
<Naypam> Valacar is swedish
<Naypam> this explains EVERYTHING
<Valacar> I AM NTO
<Valacar> NOT
<Naypam> I did not realise this
<Naypam> I should have know oh my god
<gojira> I can't breathe this is too funny.
<gojira> Someone I know. At her teambuilding excercise.
<gojira> Had to do on interpretive dance.
<gojira> Not alone but with her team.
<Naypam> that isn't teambuilding
<Naypam> that is hummiliation?
<gojira> And they all had to dance to pretend to be parts of their infrastructure.
<gojira> Nojoke.
<Naypam> how
<gojira> She was the NFS.
<gojira> lmao
<Naypam> done it to myself with an anal bead thing a few times though :D
<Naypam> :D:D:D:D:
<Laizkiz> ._.
<maccan> ....
<Laizkiz> ty
<Laizkiz> for this info
<maccan> I went away
<maccan> for like
<maccan> 1 hour
<maccan> and returned to this
<maccan> Naypam and lively talking about putting shit up their ass'
<Naypam> prostate is a gem
<Naypam> it's a gem
<Naypam> also cures cancer
<lively> nay gone mad
<Juno> i smoke dick