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#160
<BFD|Slave> gtfo world of tanks ad :( <Raziel> this is more important than watching gsl <BFD|Slave> not relaxing <BFD|Slave> I want zoozoo <BFD|Slave> Gonna go watch zoozoo on youtube instead <BFD|Slave> Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1unKjzlfrFA * BFD|Slave chills <Raziel> THE AUDIO ISN'T CHOPPY <Raziel> I NEED MY STREET DRUG ZOOZOO AD WITH CHOPPY AUDIO <BFD|Slave> omg <BFD|Slave> zoozoo started in gsl <BFD|Slave> zoozoo is playing TWICE on my browser <BFD|Slave> SIMULTANEOUSLY <Raziel> LOL * BFD|Slave dies
#394
<Raziel> I still want to know what the racist thing moop said was <Bad> dunno ask Garner <Bad> something about ding dong ching chong <gojira> Raziel: he asked if it was a national holiday in .nl on hitlers birthday <gojira> ...
#238
<Intergage`> Raziel is a total ladies man.. The fuck Bad`?
#306
<Bad> As Naypam started fondling my balls, I started touching his chin to finally discover what a beard feels like. Sadly, him sharing my stubble issue, all I was left with was elusive dreams of romance with Bad. <Bad> I pushed Naypam over on the bed, removed his shitty oversized trousers, and let his lil cock slide in my mouth. As per australian tradition, my finger made its way towards his anus. Strangely, he seemed to welcome it. <Bad> As the rowdiness of the act grew, I realized that my life would never be fulfilled until I got my hands on Bad, his legendary member being the only key that would ever unlock my road to pleasure. <Bad> I sighed, closed my eyes, thought as hard as I could of Dustin Browder, and came. <Bad> To be continued once I replenish my creativity reserves by writing more Laravel code.
#680
<Phixion> ssh <moop> don't you shush me <Phixion> :) <how-high> LOL <how-high> haha <how-high> gonna steal your joke moop <how-high> if you do not mind
#664
<Naypam> terraform show | grep SSH -B8 <Naypam> lul -B8 <Naypam> bate <Naypam> masturbate <Naypam> also I meant -A <Naypam> fucking always mix up -A and -B <Naypam> never -C tho <gojira> devops <Raziel> how do you mix those up <Raziel> A for after <Raziel> B for before <Raziel> ?????? <gojira> after 8? <Naypam> my mind went A comes before B so A shows prior lines <moop> alias A='B' imo <Naypam> not this retarded "A for After" bullshit like wtf <Naypam> who remembers this <Naypam> C for "before and after" amirite <Naypam> C for combined (ambiguous, see -A/B) <gojira> the fuck are you on about <Naypam> you know what <Naypam> fuck you <Naypam> suck my dick
#796
<Bad> omg no <Bad> new gmail has this thing on the left side <Bad> if you click « more » <Bad> you see your archived google chats <Bad> There's conversations with my gf of 2006.... <Bad> cringe overload <Bad> me: <3 :) :D :p ^_^ <Bad> Angela: stop your friggin smilies.P <Bad> smh <Bad> wtf I was such a poet <Bad> me: there's a beautiful thing about sadness just like there's a beauty in happiness, as long as it's not sadness caused by an immovable event (a death, a breakup, etc.)
#733
<moop> you don't add TRANSFORMERS in the title <moop> and don't mention TRANSFORMERS <moop> and pretend it's just a cute robot <moop> like that robot that got hit by lightning and became alive <moop> or the giant robot <moop> or ET
#642
<Bad> OMG THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN SINCE I SAW A MAN GIVE MOUTH TO MOUTH TO A DOG TO SAVE HIS LIFE AND ACTUALLY IT MIGHT BE EVEN BETTER LITERALLY WHERE CAN I BUY THIS RAZIEL I WOULD DRAG MY BALLS THROUGH GLASS IF I HAD TO IF IT MEANT I COULD OWN THIS GADGET
#428
<Valacar> THATS WHAT SHE SAID <Valacar> h0h0h0h00h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h <how-hiGh> Valacar aware of the office? <how-hiGh> this is joke from tv show