<ad13> speaking of tinder, piratebay is down and I want some std
<Naypam> aoetnsuhaonseuhaoesnuhtaoeu
<Naypam> oensuhtuhaonsetuh
<Naypam> aoeutnhaoeutnshaoesuthoeuh
<Naypam> aoesuthsaoenuhaonsetuhaoensutuh
<Naypam> aoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnh
<Naypam> aoseuhsonhusontuh
<Naypam> hi guys
<Naypam> testihng my aoeu
<Naypam> after sleepover
<Naypam> went for showher, masturbate on floor
<Naypam> have shower
<Naypam> perfecet
<Naypam> but everybody's done that too
<Naypam> also omg was a party
<Naypam> hot girls and everything
<Naypam> but I masturbated in the toilet
<Naypam> was awesome
<Naypam> then went for a walk with a friend smoking
<Naypam> like a tree
<BFD|Slave> god
<BFD|Slave> this guy
<Naypam> BFD|Slave nightmare
<BFD|Slave> is King Wank
<BFD|Slave> more wanker than a wanker
<kage> what can i say...
<Naypam> yeah but when you'er like 15
<Naypam> you see a leg
<Naypam> FAP FAP FAP
<BFD|Slave> at a party with hot girls
<BFD|Slave> BETTER FAP
<BFD|Slave> what the fuck
<Naypam> well it was after the party had died down
<kage> nay, does haiku know all this ?
<kage> is he gonna wake up one day
<kage> and see you on top of his bed
<kage> masturbating ?
<BFD|Slave> kage: rofl, I can imagine haiku arriving at Naypam's place, and nay going "Yeah so we'll have to share a bunk bed"
<BFD|Slave> With a huge smile on his face
<kage> like the one i'm having right now
<kage> right ?
<BFD|Slave> yes
<BFD|Slave> pretty much
<kage> that would be awesome
<dux0r> =/
<Naypam> it's okay
<Naypam> I'm the master of subtlty
<Garner> PENIS IN MY MOUTH
<BFD|Slave> Gee moop stop being such a Raziel
<Raziel> wow internet dropped
<Raziel> wtf did you say about me
<BFD|Slave> What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I coded my own wordpress plugin, and I've been involved in numerous secret laravel conclaves, and I have over 300 confirmed commits. I am trained in php and I'm the top code monkey in the entire norwegian dev forces. You are nothing to me but just another coder. I will grind your code the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the internet and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you with over seven hundred wordpress plugins, and that's just with my own code. Not only am I extensively trained in framework usage, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Laravel Framework Alpha Release Repository and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will cook rice all over you and you will burn in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
<lively> fuck this
<lively> also
<lively> i wrote
<lively> proze i think its called
[...]
<lively> somtimes seoul, sometimes bali, sometimes amsterdam, sometimes high, drunk, sometimes party starting on monday, sometimes nothing. this is the life, and i know that this is the life, and i dont know how long itll last, but as long as it is, i enjoy it every day, sometimes crying, sometimes laughing, sometimes scared, sometimes sorrow, sometimes nothing at all. if its over tomorrow and nothing is left, then i can say i have lived, and that ive forgotten more
<lively> see
<lively> when im on pills
<lively> i can write
<lively> like really well
<how-hiGh> you never eaten ass? srs
<moop> srs
<how-hiGh> ever eaten ass or not moop?
<moop> never
<how-hiGh> lmao must be a virgin
<moop> lmoa
<how-hiGh> Bad` moop never licked girls anus lol @ him
<how-hiGh> moop you are missing out srs
<moop> srs
<how-hiGh> by nowadays standards to be a decent BF you have to lick anus
<Juno> fuck off foxpc
<Naypam> got my blue snowball detected by linux
<Naypam> by dropping it on the floor
<Naypam> pretty sure you can? I think BBC Radio is free worldwide
<lovely> We don't pay our tv costs Naypam.
<lovely> So they might send inspectors after us.
<Naypam> haha, the BBC?
<BadFurDay> rofl BBC inspectors
<BadFurDay> They would be all like « you wot m8 »
<lovely> YOU WOT M8
<lovely> NAE LICENSE!?
<lovely> AGAINST THE WALL
<BadFurDay> Exactly how I picture it
<lovely> With their top hats.
<lovely> And bobby uniforms.
<lovely> And they'll haul a red phone booth with them.
<lovely> And ride a double decker bus.
<Naypam> omfg it's not like that at all
<Naypam> they write you a letter
<BadFurDay> yes Naypam, that's the first step
<Naypam> then apparently come and check and say "let us in"
<Naypam> and you say "no"
<BadFurDay> a letter handwritten by the queen
<Naypam> and then they can't come back
<Naypam> because they have no actual authority
<BadFurDay> then the double deck bus arrives
<BadFurDay> with the guards
<BadFurDay> and their marge simpson hats
<lovely> only the guards cant move BadFurDay
<lovely> so they just stand there
<lovely> in silence
<Naypam> omg
<Naypam> not even like that
<Naypam> wtf
<BadFurDay> wow Naypam are you even british?
<BadFurDay> scotland is part of queen's land
<lovely> while they eat a "pie"
<BadFurDay> Hopefully under an umbrella
<lovely> MY DEAR OLD CHAP, NAE LICENSE!?
<lovely> BRING IN THE GUARDS!
<lovely> And they just stand there.