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#82
<Naypam> it's harder to cum through prostate stimulation! <Naypam> why do I say these things :( <Naypam> evil #redditeu making me say things I don't want to say
#335
<Raziel> my ability to socialise with strangers is fine, it's the people around me that suck
#686
<ad13> just logged in to my email at work <ad13> some guy has accidentally replied to his manager-level "Bottom performing employees" email <ad13> and sent it to the all-employees internal mailing list
#204
<moop> why is 6 afraid of 7 <Garner> because 7 8 9 <Raziel> because 7 is a libertarian who won't shut up about his political agenda?
#679
<Raziel> what the fucking shit <Raziel> `import pip` fails from bpython but not in a plain .py file <Raziel> rage <Wan> :b:python <Wan> 🅱️ <Wan> wait for it <Wan> :b:python <Wan> hmm <Wan> 😂😂 <Wan> 🅱️🅱️ <Wan> 🅱️ python <Wan> 🅱️ ython
#201
<BFD|Slave> Gee moop stop being such a Raziel <Raziel> wow internet dropped <Raziel> wtf did you say about me <BFD|Slave> What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I coded my own wordpress plugin, and I've been involved in numerous secret laravel conclaves, and I have over 300 confirmed commits. I am trained in php and I'm the top code monkey in the entire norwegian dev forces. You are nothing to me but just another coder. I will grind your code the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the internet and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you with over seven hundred wordpress plugins, and that's just with my own code. Not only am I extensively trained in framework usage, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Laravel Framework Alpha Release Repository and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will cook rice all over you and you will burn in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
#623
<moop> gojira: f/m/k zid, psycho_holiday, nonpc <gojira> wtf <gojira> how can you make it this hard <gojira> marry nonpc, fuck psycho kill zid probably but i have no idea how any of them looks <moop> i've seen dick pics of zid <moop> think he pretty nice if you're into that 🤔
#279
<how-hiGh> stop me before I masturbate to breastfeeding photos <Bad`> how-hiGh: nice <Garner> i like how everything how-hiGh types <Garner> no matter how long he lurks <Garner> is retarded than anyone can imagine <Garner> more <Bad`> Garner: if it came from Naypam you wouldn't flinch <Bad`> The exact same <Garner> except Naypam doesn't constantly say that sort of stuff <Bad`> Neither does how-hiGh <Bad`> Pitastrudl did <Garner> wut <Raziel> pitastrudl thought he could fit into our conversations <Garner> does Naypam pm you asking you if he has to talk to a girl in the gym? <Raziel> how-hiGh just completely avoids them by typing random crap <Garner> that's the worst comparison ever <Bad`> Garner: yes he does <Bad`> It's the private life of Naypam and I <Bad`> Please respect <Raziel> "guys if you feel good after poop is that gay? srs" <Garner> you're retarded bad <Raziel> "guys how long are your dicks? im not gay. srs" <Garner> srs <Bad`> Raziel: rofl sounds legit <Garner> stop raziel I'm dying <Bad`> Lold irl in a restaurant <Garner> it is legit <how-hiGh> are you mimicking me Raziel? <Bad`> 10/10 imitation <Naypam> :D <how-hiGh> I just want to bring intredasting topics from time to time <Raziel> "person i have crush on is making fun by imitating me. what do i do? it is girl btw. srs"
#95
<dux0r> sometimes i lower my seat n pretend im a midget <kage> sometimes nay lowers his seat and pretends to be of normal height. <nonpc> *slowclap*
#3
<Twipply> I think Bool can take the GSL4 no problem <Boolton> You haven't heard? I qualified already, flying over there tomorrow morning <Twipply> You guys should all watch his replay and ignore my half entirely <Twipply> Especially Raziel and Vequeth <Twipply> 'cause they're like <Twipply> manly ops <Twipply> Yeah <Twipply> Be brutal as well