<how-high> gf caught wet napkins near my bed and it was a huge scandal
<how-high> srs
<Garner> mfw haven't fapped in two weeks
<Garner> forgot
[ Raziel starts a game named "Empires Apart" on Steam ]
Valacar: do you need clue?
Raziel: what?
Valacar: well your empires are apart
Valacar: h0h0h00h0h0h0h0h0h
Raziel: you mean glue?
Valacar: of fuck
Valacar: nvm
Valacar: this conversation never happened
<Juno> wut
<Juno> whats address and port
<Juno> Naypam Raziel2p lovely
<Raziel2p> squareownz.org 64738
<Juno> [16:30:38] Server connection failed: The remote host closed the connection.
<Raziel2p> b&
<Naypam> no it didn
<Naypam> 64738
<Naypam> weird
<Juno> password?
<Naypam> none
<Laizkiz> cunt1337
<Raziel2p> try changing your username
<Naypam> there is no password and don't use a registered username
<Juno> [16:34:12] Server connection failed: The remote host closed the connection
<Juno> user name is zxsdcvkihbszdiyvb
<Juno> doubt anyone using that
<Laizkiz> Juno l2mumble
<Juno> unless hes russian
<Naypam> Juno is of noob
<Juno> oh nvm
<Juno> wrong program
<nonpc> Say congrats on the new job!
<nonpc> Mr. Naypam
<nonpc> Self-employed
<Naypam> but that was a basic game
<Naypam> BASIC
<Naypam> game
<Naypam> thanks nonpc
<Naypam> fuck off
* Q sets mode: +o Naypam
<nonpc> gz Naypam
* Naypam sets mode: +b nonpc!*@*
* nonpc was kicked by Naypam (nonpc)
[later]
<nonpc> I'll be damned if I ever come back to this piece of shit channel
<Raziel> I had a whole class about post-modernism
<Raziel> biggest bullshit ever in my life
<Valacar> why so
<Raziel> just was
<Raziel> don't feel like elaborating
<Valacar> well
<Valacar> ok
<Valacar> :D
<moop> very post-modernist of you, Raziel
<moop> being vague and shit
<Naypalm> I wish played terran
<moop_> terran is best with sandwitch
<Naypalm> I gave terran a blowjob yesterday
<Naypalm> had full gay sex with terran
<ad13> fortunately i knew carrying the colon around was going to be a pain in the arse (it acts as a sail in this wind) so managed to refrain
<Naypam> I haven't tasted anybody else's cum
<Naypam> weird
<Naypam> that's the kind of thing I'd like to have said I'd done
<Naypam> oh well
<Naypam> LIFE SUCKS
<Naypam> have made a guy cum tho
* Naypam master of pleasure
<Naypam> also I was so tired last night at like 4am, but I decided to masturbate with a sex toy before going to sleep
<Naypam> anyway fell asleep half way thorugh masturbating
<Raziel> ...
<Naypam> woke up with no covers on, cold, with sex toy on me