<Naypam> so I got a new laptop
<Naypam> two very wrong things about it
<ad13> another one? :D
<Raziel> lol
<Naypam> 1. dvorak and the US layout, it has those gay keys, it means I can't type the pipe symbol
<Naypam> going to have to hack that
<Naypam> 2. it has HotS motifs all over it
<Naypam> not sure which is worse
<moop> 8-0
<moop> fuck yeah
<moop> why did it take me so long to try this game wtf
<moop> it's f.a.f.
<moop> fun as fuck
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<moop> oooooooooooooooooh now i see
<moop> i was playing against ai for the first 10 wins
<moop> til
<kage> i tried going commando for a while in highschool
<kage> but my balls got too sweaty
<kage> too often
<BFD|Slave> :(
<kage> :(
<nonpc> I hate it how Laiz doesnt take this channel seriously. He thinks it's a fuckign playground for him. And thinks it's like funny or something. Fuckign ass.
<Bad> yeee antisemitism
<Naypam> fuck me in theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee tamborineeeeeeeeeeeee awwwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeahh
<Juno> its not racist if its against pakis
<Juno> fuck pakis
<Naypam> inb4 raziel floating cars
<Naypam> been practicing on keys for years
<Naypam> can now float keys
<Naypam> cars*
<BadFurDay> what am I reading
<BadFurDay> Naypam you are drunk
<Naypam> Raziel | I have this weird thing where my hand floats one key to the right
<Naypam> wtf does that even bean BadFurDay
<BadFurDay> bean
<Naypam> explain it to me
<kage> http://i3.minus.com/ibvvdSalngwckY.jpg
<kage> oh content aware fill
<kage> you so good
<Raziel> ;P
<GalacticPrick> LOL very nice
<lovely> that's the worst photoshop yet kage
<lovely> you can still the fucking pole
<lovely> just blurred
<lovely> >-<
<kage> the shit nigga, you spend more than 3 minutes on it
<lovely> so
<lovely> you fuck girls for 2 minutes
<lovely> because its good
<lovely> no
<lovely> you put effort in it
<lovely> and the outcome is good
<lovely> not like this
<Raziel> hahaha
<lovely> you look like you do halfassed work in a halfassed timeframe now
<kage> yes, you should definetly put in half an hour
<kage> so you can photoshop a dog pissing in a lil girl's mouth
<kage> cause you just want it to look good
<kage> is that what it is lovely?
<wellninja> good job kage
<lovely> http://buffer.io/~simon/raziel.jpg
<kage> look at those blurry edges
<lovely> its ok
<lovely> i only spent 3 minutes on it
* GalacticPrick has quit (Signed off)
<lovely> this is exactly the excuse microsoft had for ME
<Raziel> the pic of me was taken by a webcam
<lovely> "we only worked 3m inuets on it"
<Raziel> lol
<Raziel> I was about to comment
<lovely> do you tell your clients that kage ?
<Raziel> "3 million minutes?"
<lovely> yeah you think it sucks?
<kage> no lovely
<lovely> well i only spent 3 minutes on it
<kage> we bill by hour
<kage> we code 3 minutes
<kage> bill 3 days
<kage> obviously
<Raziel> sc2ranks also says he's gm 2v2
<Raziel> which isn't possible
<BadFurDay> it is
<BadFurDay> desrow so fat he counts as two players when soloing