<Raziel> serious advice
<Raziel> pull the piss opening apart before starting to take a piss
<moop> holy fuck
<moop> i can't order me food
<moop> the whole site is double-visioned
<dux0r> You know the stick Ent in LOTR that gets set on fire then pushed over with the water?
<dux0r> That's Naypam
<dux0r> Skinny as a fuckin stick and 2 miles tall
<Garner> this I b hater than djcl
<Garner> fuck sale
<Garner> JAG ER HD N SO SMSLSLDNEL
<moop> i'd fuck Bad
<gojira> you'd fuck anything with a hole and a heartbeat and the second part is optional
<moop> that's what i said
<Raziel> My hand has a heart beat
<gojira> is this Raziel suggesting moop can fuck his hand?
<Bad> Raziel: please elaborate on your odd as fuck phrase
<gojira> yea
<gojira> wtf
<Naypam> I can see myself in romania
<Naypam> casually walking home from DH
<Naypam> to the hotel near kage's
<Naypam> and masturbating as I walk
<Naypam> kage going NO
<Naypam> NO
<Naypam> NO NAY NO
<Naypam> and slapping my dick
<Naypam> until it goes soft
<Naypam> and falls off
Scots 'Sheldon Cooper' admits dealing drugs for bitcoin after FBI sting
Compared by law enforcement sources to the scientific genius Sheldon Cooper of hit US comedy The Big Bang Theory, Naypam had some of the most sophisticated computer systems ever seen by Scottish police. They included customised keyboard with no markings.
A file called druggers.txt with details of 23 names and addresses was discovered on his computer equipment. Four persons named on the list admitted purchasing Diazepam from Naypam using the website.
<Naypam> why is that in the db
<Naypam> stop submitting everything I say
<Naypam> I'm anonymous
<Bad> in the bus
<Bad> there were brits laughing about the bus stop « gare de lyon »
<Bad> because who would name a place after a lion
<Bad> I had to hold it in
<Bad> thx anger therapy
<Bad> 1) it's not named after a lion
<Bad> 2) ELEPHANT AND CASTLE NIGGER
<Bad> fuck brits
<moop> you don't add TRANSFORMERS in the title
<moop> and don't mention TRANSFORMERS
<moop> and pretend it's just a cute robot
<moop> like that robot that got hit by lightning and became alive
<moop> or the giant robot
<moop> or ET