<Garner> le Raziel
<Garner> wyd
<Raziel> wyd
<Garner> means what you doing
<Garner> nab
<Raziel> ah
<Raziel> cleaning up jira issues
<Raziel> working on documentation
<Garner> loooooooool
<Garner> LOOOOOL
<Raziel> responding to questions
<Garner> Mfw Raziel is QA
<Bad> tab to channel
<Bad> see last phrase
<Bad> +Raziel: Cleaning up tissues
<Bad> thought that sounded normal
<Bad> then re-read
<Naypalm> I paid for ccleaner
<lovely> Ni**as In Paris (Explicit)
<lovely> Lol wat.
<lovely> If it's explicit, why censor the title.
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<Naypam> aoseuhsonhusontuh
<Naypam> hi guys
<Naypam> testihng my aoeu
<Raziel> memes never die
<moop> Even :b:enis isn’t funny anymore
<Bad> 🅱️oob
<moop> 🅱️enis
<ad13> 🅱️ peppers are the worst
<ad13> fuck i deleted the ell when I pasted :(
<Raziel> I had a whole class about post-modernism
<Raziel> biggest bullshit ever in my life
<Valacar> why so
<Raziel> just was
<Raziel> don't feel like elaborating
<Valacar> well
<Valacar> ok
<Valacar> :D
<moop> very post-modernist of you, Raziel
<moop> being vague and shit
<+how-hiGh> why no one talks with me
<Bad> So guys
<Bad> This is the second time now and I've only been with my girl for a year
<Bad> She does a lot of roleplaying in MMOs on her free time
<Bad> And like in every roleplaying, there's fictional relationships and stuff
<Bad> And for the second time in a year a guy thought it meant that she liked him irl
<Bad> And is like
<Bad> Dump your guy and be with me I'll treat you better
<Bad> He doesn't deserve you etc
<Bad> The whole nice guy attitude
<Bad> Got him banned by the whole french roleplaying community on that game
<Bad> It's fucking hilarious
<moop> so the girl is dumping you
<garne> wat
<garne> fictional relationships and stuff?
<garne> what am i reading
<Bad> Well yeah her character has a life right
<moop> ye garne like what you have with Raziel
<Bad> She's some baker in some desert town or w/e
<moop> fucking girl gamers amirite
<Bad> And her character sometimes has relationships with other characters in order to make her character evolve right
<Bad> There's no sex in their RP though, it's just like
<garne> so it's just the character having a relationship with another character
<Bad> Yes
<garne> and the guy thought it meant oh players should have a relationship too
<garne> lol
<Bad> The stories move organically on RP servers
<garne> fair enough, makes more sense now
<Bad> If two characters seem like a good fit they both say ok they should be together
<garne> funny
<Bad> But it's characters, right
<Bad> Yeah
<Raziel> you should get her to accept the daate
<Bad> First time it happened was like 6 months ago
<Raziel> but then you show up
<Bad> The guy got in full creep mode
<Bad> Tried multiple times to make the characters have sexual RP
<Bad> After a while she reported him and he got banned
<garne> eodl
<garne> rofl*
<Bad> Then he started telling her on skype that he wants to date her
<Bad> Even though he knew she was living with me
<Bad> Now this time
<garne> he knows a lot about her already
<Bad> The guy she treated like a friend
<Bad> So he knows some things about me and my relationship with her
<Bad> Since they had friendly conversations
<Bad> And he just went full crazy mode
<Bad> Listed reasons why she's unhappy with me
<moop> you have the list?
<Bad> And listed reasons why she'd be better off with him
<Bad> moop: well it happened ingame and I'm not gonna ask her to login again and see if there's logs or whatever, but off the top of my head it was the basic stuff
<Bad> Like he's just with you for sex I'll treat you like a real woman etc et
<Bad> He doesn't understand your true feelings etc
<Bad> Why are you with a boring guy when I'm so much better etc etc et
<Bad> The usual nice guy shit
<moop> tbh that would work on me
<Bad> He probably seriously believes it too
<moop> would dump bf for him
<Bad> rofl
<Wan> I can hear the fedora tipping
<Bad> Oh I forgot to mention, I think it's an important detail
<Bad> The first one, from 6 months ago
<Bad> He was married and had kids
<Wan> ROFL
<Bad> And offered to dump his wife for her
<Bad> That made it easy to ban him from the RP community
<Bad> They just had to say if you come back we talk to your wife
<Bad> :)
<gojira> ok so
<gojira> want to know how retarded i am?
<Bad> Oh nice, you're alive
<gojira> i've never failed this hard in my life
<gojira> yea
<gojira> my operation is the 18th
<gojira> not the 16th
<gojira> ......
<Raziel> LOL
<Bad> lmao
<Bad> good one
<gojira> they had to prescribe me extra meds
<gojira> because i had already taken them all
<gojira> and not eaten for 24 hours
<gojira> etc
<gojira> MOTHERFUCKER
<Naypam> I've laughed too much in the past 36 hours
<Naypam> I need a completely serious day
<Naypam> super serious
<Naypam> we put our dicks in a guy's drink
<Naypam> he was mad
<Bad> wut
<Naypam> shouldn't have been so maad imo
<Bad> what am I raeding
<Naypam> replied by shitting on a car
<Naypam> he was madder
<Bad> ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
<Bad> why
<Bad> would you put your dick
<Bad> in a drink
<Naypam> because
<Naypam> then they drink it
<Naypam> and you say
<Naypam> "lol I put my dick in your drink"
<Naypam> and they hate
<Naypam> rofl
<Naypam> friend and his brother
<Naypam> brother helps friend onto bonnet of car
<Naypam> he kneels over
<Naypam> shits on the car
<Naypam> family safe campsite
<Naypam> rofl'd
<Naypam> he was not happy
<Naypam> but
<Naypam> got revenge by cumming in his sock