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#262
<Naypam> reminds me of when I went back to edinburgh <Naypam> got the train to aberdeen, train arrived at the same time as one of my best friends <Naypam> went to hold his hand <Naypam> so accustomed to it
#78
<ad13> I love that feeling of realising "urgh, this is going to hurt like fuck", then it gets over the threshold and you're just like me gusta <BadFurDay> I don't. <nonpc> Yeah <nonpc> I LOVE pooping <nonpc> Like <nonpc> that stretching stretchy stretch <nonpc> oh yeah
#358
<Bad`> this is on /r/all as « foodporn » https://i.imgur.com/EdO7v0V.jpg [ 3 hours later ... ] <how-hiGh> Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal <how-hiGh> and I'm being one hundred percent serious. <moop> how-hiGh: what are you on about <how-hiGh> Sorry we dont cook shit that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious <how-hiGh> gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. <how-hiGh> dont eever potst your fuking families poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.
#193
<Naypam> my mum walked in on me masturbating on the floor <Naypam> kicked the door shut in her face <Naypam> finished up <Naypam> was like nothing happened.
#382
<fabe> exerything need c, to this day it still the only truely cross platform language
#405
<how-hiGh> attention please <how-hiGh> An old man took his phone to a repair shop, they said nothing was wrong with it. <how-hiGh> He then responds "then why don't my kids ever call me?" As he looked down and walked away slowly... <Naypam> how-hiGh: why did the chicken cross the road? <Naypam> to get away from you <how-hiGh> :/
#246
* Naypalm changed the topic of #redditeu to: RUINED <Bad> OMG <Bad> IEÉPOTMÉ2QOLÉV7Z2897P2vptui * Bad has left #redditeu
#260
<Naypam> fuck you python 3.4 <Naypam> fuck <Naypam> you <Naypam> worst shit of all time <Raziel> sucking at programming again are we? <Naypam> wait nvm <Naypam> python 3.4 > all <Naypam> just forgot to source bin/activate <Naypam> NOTHING TO SEE HERE
#25
<nonpc> Do I have to reinstall Windows if I add ram?
#654
<Raziel> I started taking beer today <Bad> Raziel: this usage of « taking » makes it sound like a hard drug <Bad> like you injected beer in your veins with a syringe <Raziel> well it is isn't it <Bad> or sniffed beer <Bad> Yeah it is a hard drug <Bad> But I mean <Raziel> I took it orally <Bad> name of your sextape