<ad13> urgh
<ad13> landlord from NL has come to me and said i'm owe €602 for the heating
<ad13> after paying €900 already
<ad13> €1502 for a year's heating and hot water sounds steep as fuck
<Bad> ad13, dutch ovens require more manpower than traditional heaters
<Valacar> THATS WHAT SHE SAID
<Valacar> h0h0h0h00h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h
<how-hiGh> Valacar aware of the office?
<how-hiGh> this is joke from tv show
<Bad> Maybe wait for Raziel's advice
<Bad> He's expert on women
<how-hiGh> he is always quiet when we are discussing sex and relationships lol
<how-hiGh> I'm even afraid to mock him for this because it seems like a serious psychological issue for him
<Bad> It is
<Bad> Weird
<how-hiGh> we're against internet bullying, remember?
<Bad> You don't usually notice things like that about people
<Bad> But it actually is true
<Bad> No bullying, srs, etc
<how-hiGh> I don't know for sure, but maybe his lack of success with women somehow related to the fact that his head looks like an egg with hair on top of it
<how-hiGh> and it wasn't even THAT pun I prepared
<moop> wtf lol
<moop> if (item1 == 0) do_something()
<moop> item1 is not 0
<moop> yet the code goes into do_something() anyways
<moop> wtf ???
<gojira> what are you doing moop
<moop> working
<gojira> and you are asking us how to compare values in languyages
<gojira> ?
<Raziel> Var dump item1
<moop> like am i retarded
<moop> can't be
<gojira> well
<gojira> it's either going to be 'item1 is actually 0'
<moop> i am retarded but like wtf i can't see it
<gojira> or you don't actually have that code
<moop> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/7cqZSvwv/
<moop> is the debugger retarded
<moop> no i am retarded
<moop> wtf
<gojira> ...
<Raziel> Do you even know what the logical or does
<gojira> i don't think so
<Bad> lmao
<gojira> probably thinks its used to make it pretty?
<Bad> this is hilarious
<Bad> next level fail
<moop> oh fuck
<moop> yeah i am retarded
<Raziel> PEP 420
<Raziel> yolo
<Naypam> I wish they'd tax sugar
<Naypam> I fucking wish
<Naypam> and have a minimum legal age like cigarettes
<Naypam> it's utterly ludicrous getting everybody fed and hooked on sugar
<Naypam> then fat and dying
<Naypam> and costing money because of health bills
<Naypam> with no extra tax to cover that like there is with alcohol and tobacco
* Naypam rage
<Naypam> any time you bring up "tax sugar" fat fucks cry about opression
<Naypam> "I need freedom to be fat, don't stop me"
<Naypam> fuc you
<Naypam> cunts
<Naypam> good example, Laiz shouldn't be allowed to buy food
<Naypam> should only be given salad
<Laiz> wtf fuck
<Naypam> you should have to carry a BMI sticker around
<Naypam> and if it's > 25 you don't get sugar
<Naypam> only salad
<Naypam> salad and water
<lovely> ...
<Naypam> anyway I'm-a move to spain where nobody can afford food
<fgarnier_> anyway need to go out before ida arrives
<fgarnier_> buy some flower, and other surprise shit
<fgarnier_> like ice cream etc
<Raziel> do surprise shit in toilet pls
<fgarnier_> what is surprise shit in toilet
<Raziel> surprise shit belongs in the toilet
<fgarnier_> it’s ok i don’t need to shit
<Raziel> that's what you think
<Raziel> that's why it's surpise shit
[ 10 minutes later ]
<fgarnier_> FUCK YOU raziel
<fgarnier_> i have to shit. how did you predict this
<Raziel> surprise shit :)))
<BFD|Slave> I swear I've tried to see the baby try autofellatio
<how-hiGh> attention please
<how-hiGh> An old man took his phone to a repair shop, they said nothing was wrong with it.
<how-hiGh> He then responds "then why don't my kids ever call me?" As he looked down and walked away slowly...
<Naypam> how-hiGh: why did the chicken cross the road?
<Naypam> to get away from you
<how-hiGh> :/
<moop> holy fuck
<moop> i can't order me food
<moop> the whole site is double-visioned