<moop> fuck i hate eye checkups
<moop> they put these drops that make your shit wider
<Valacar> eye drops makes your shit wider?
<Valacar> i don't think you applying it correctly tbh
<Valacar> you are*
<Naypam> guys
<Naypam> this might make you laugh
<Naypam> http://i.imgur.com/2hTML01.jpg
<Raziel> I hate laughing
<Raziel> ROFL
<how-hiGh> Bad
<how-hiGh> if there was no such thing as SEX, would you even speak to women?
<Raziel> Lol
<Bad> how-hiGh: why the fuck would I speak to a woman if I'm not trying to touch her boobs
<Raziel> This is such a stupid hypothetical question
<Bad> Nah more seriously, my closest friends are like 50% men 50% women
<Bad> And the good women friends I don't have or try to have sex with :)
<how-hiGh> most of women are not funny
<how-hiGh> or smart
<Raziel> If there was no such thing as sex humanity would not exist
<Bad> Most of men are not funny or smart either tbh
<how-hiGh> Raziel do not overthink it
<Raziel> Same applies to men
<Raziel> LOL
<how-hiGh> am I smarter/funnier than average woman? srs
<Bad> Bro how-hiGh, if there was no such thing as SEX, Raziel's life would be exactly the same, he's not overthinking it
<moop> didn't you take english lessons?
<how-hiGh> well i attended free english clubs that mormons ran back in the day
<how-hiGh> lol
<moop> ...mormons
<how-hiGh> they asked us to hold each other hands and sing songs to praise the Lord
<Raziel> we're having a jolly chat about life then suddenly "they're coming top we need more gold coins on the tower and creep the minions moop go mid in 10 seconds we need to zone them out oh shit I'm dying oh wait I'm not oh shit I'm dying oh wait I'm not oh shit I'm dead"
<Raziel> shut the fuck up omg
<Juno> the bash quotes thing sucks anyway
<Juno> no good ones
<luvely> i've been smoking weed for the past 2.5 weeks
<luvely> and sitting on rocs
<Raziel> oh so that's what you meant by meditating
<Raziel> smoking weed
<Raziel> ...
<luvely> and hanging out with surfers
<Naypam> I was reading that askreddit thread the other day
<Naypam> people had masturbated to inanimate objects :(
<Naypam> I've not done that :(
<Naypam> I feel left out
<Naypam> like a chair
<Naypam> or a desk
<Naypam> :'(
<Garner> le Raziel
<Garner> wyd
<Raziel> wyd
<Garner> means what you doing
<Garner> nab
<Raziel> ah
<Raziel> cleaning up jira issues
<Raziel> working on documentation
<Garner> loooooooool
<Garner> LOOOOOL
<Raziel> responding to questions
<Garner> Mfw Raziel is QA
<Bad> tab to channel
<Bad> see last phrase
<Bad> +Raziel: Cleaning up tissues
<Bad> thought that sounded normal
<Bad> then re-read
<how-hiGh> I think I just found anti-fap cure
<moop> anti-fap?
<moop> what's anti-fap
<how-hiGh> okay fap cure
<how-hiGh> when you are really horny and can't control yourself anymore
<moop> ye
<moop> what's the cure
<how-hiGh> you already went to the porn site, but the trick is to search for gay porn. It will kill your boner very fast
<how-hiGh> already tested several times, always work
<how-hiGh> however those things cannot be unseen
<moop> this how-hiGh
<how-hiGh> but we're grown men, reight?