<FredG> I'm like a pig at work
<FredG> with crisps chocolate and coca cola
<moop> in before fat
<moop> FredG: is everything free tho?
<FredG> yes
<Raziel> that's disgusting FredG
<Raziel> get free water and fruit instead
<FredG> no such thing Raziel
<FredG> besides im 1kg
<FredG> why should I care
<Raziel> then ask for it!
<Raziel> you should care because sugary food is bad for your focus and concentration long term
<FredG> oh
<FredG> ok ill call it
<FredG> or whatever
<FredG> dunno anyone except them
<Raziel> rofl
[ the next day ... ]
<FredG> are you assassin
<FredG> symaskin
<Raziel> SYMASKIN
<FredG> symaskinen
<FredG> FUXK
<FredG> sysadmin
<Raziel> FredG are you a symaskin?
<FredG> no
<FredG> I call IT för that
<FredG> even called for fruits...
<FredG> he was mad
<Raziel> rofl
<Raziel> I didn't think you were serious
<Raziel> hahaha
<FredG> :D
<Raziel> actually lol'd
<moop> FredG: how did that talk even go?
<moop> "hello IT i need fruits"
<FredG> no
<moop> "hi, i have a problem. there are no fruits"
<FredG> he said hi that's Adrian from IT, how can I help you fred
<FredG> I said where do I find fruits
<FredG> he said just go to the 2nd floor in the canteen
<FredG> then was like
<FredG> IS THAT ALL
<FredG> I said yes, he hung up
<FredG> was mad
<Bad> Yeah to each their own :)
<kage> i'd honestly just have a rib removed so i could suck my own cock, if my hands stopped working
<Bad> I thought of you today btw Raziel
<Bad> There was this funny looking midget right
<Bad> Because he was black and I had never seen a black midget before
<Bad> Well, there's that singer from the Geto Boys but he looks jamaican black, not african black
<Bad> Anyway I was like damn that's interesting
<Bad> And like, that would be a sight for my man Raziel
<Bad> Pretty much it.
<Raziel> o_o
<Raziel> I have overlays waiting for you
<Raziel> :3
<Naypam> :3 is the most useless smile
<Naypam> it doesn't actually convey anything at all
<Naypam> it's just pure superfluoity
<BadFurDay> it does, Naypam
<BadFurDay> it's the furfag smiley
<Raziel> perfect for when I don't want to say anything in particular
<BadFurDay> if you ever noticed, furries always end their phrases with :3
<BadFurDay> ALWAYS
<Raziel> nyan :3
<BadFurDay> when you have some furry faggot popping up on your website
<BadFurDay> you can tell by the :3
<BadFurDay> Raziel: furry
<Raziel> if being in love with your hairy armpits makes me furry so be it
<midnightoil> fuck u they cant even pickpocket
<kage> bro
<kage> i'll have you know i can pickpocket the best
<kage> i pickpocket so best, i stole your mum's virginity
<BadFurDay> mice
<nonpc> mouses
<BadFurDay> I don't want, nonpc, it's a good mouse :D
<BadFurDay> mice
<Laizkiz> Having your English corrected by a French person is the worst thing that can happen.
<Laizkiz> sucks2bu cableguy
<nonpc> haha
<zid> mouses
<zid> is correct
<zid> the french guy is just wrong
<nonpc> o/
<Laizkiz> :O
<zid> The online Oxford Dictionaries entry for mouse states the plural for the small rodent is mice, while the plural for the small computer connected device is either mice or mouses.
<Laizkiz> :O
<Laizkiz> TIL
<Laizkiz> LOL
<Laizkiz> FRENCHFAG WAS WRONG
<nonpc> POW
<Laizkiz> h33h33
<zid> ofc, he's french
<zid> that's his job
<zid> to be wrong, but be arrogant about it
<Laizkiz> BadFurDay, here's your white flag, you know what to do.
<kage_> FATALITY
<kage_> ZID WINS
<Bad> Oh rofl guys I have to tell you about my dream tonight btw
<Bad> I was with Raziel in Cannes walking about
<Bad> And Raziel kicked something on the ground
<Bad> And I thought it would be funny to shout allah akbar as he did it
<Bad> Then I turn around
<Bad> And there's a family of muslims
<Bad> And they tried to kill us
<Bad> I ran so hard it woke me up at 2 am
<Raziel> the barber I was at trimmed my eyebrows
<Raziel> feels weird
<Raziel> sc2ranks also says he's gm 2v2
<Raziel> which isn't possible
<BadFurDay> it is
<BadFurDay> desrow so fat he counts as two players when soloing