<__bot__> New quote approved! https://qdb.lutro.me/535
<gar> the key point of this quote
<gar> is i didn't specify who will grab your dick
<gar> merely said someone will
<gar> and i guarantee it
<gar> :-)
<gar> can be guy, girl, police, ambulance, psychiatric ward
<gar> :----)
<gar> wtf ward grabbing your dick
<gar> a psychiatric ward grabbing your dick
<gar> i am dying
<nonpc> shit
<nonpc> I need to take a bath
<nonpc> in 8 mintues
<nonpc> fuck fuck fuck
<Naypam> :o
<Raziel> shower instead
<Raziel> problem fixed
<nonpc> Raziel, naw
<nonpc> my fingernails are very dirty
<nonpc> I need very warm water to put them in
<nonpc> :|
<Raziel> rofl
<BadFurDay> this is
<BadFurDay> the worst excuse ever
<nonpc> no, seriously
<nonpc> I couldnt wash them
<nonpc> fucking bicycle
<ad13> I once asked a drunk edinburgh compsci student if she wanted to make my buffer overflow
<moop> is no nut november an actual thing
<moop> wtf
<Raziel> yeah moop wanna join in?
<moop> lol no
<Raziel> loser
<Bad> yo guys
<Bad> joke
<Bad> ionut november
<Bad> remember when kage was nofap, this joke has like 2 layers
<Raziel> mild heh
<Bad> ionut ionut
<Bad> yes fappa
<Bad> touching your dick
<Bad> no fappa
<Bad> doing nofap november
<Bad> yes fappa
<Bad> I will rape you
<Bad> ha ha ha
<Bad> this is why I'm not allowed to be near kids or memes btw
<kage_> nigga nigga bitch nigga
<kage_> nigga fried chicken nigga
<kage_> watermelon nigga
<kage_> nigga nigga
<kage_> bitch nigga
<kage_> nigga
<moop> racismeu
<kage_> white women
<kage_> titties
<kage_> ass
<Bed> crawlers are actually fast-ish off creep, Raziel
<Naypalm> need 5 to get through supply depots
<Bed> fyi
<gana> ty Naypalm, Bed
<Raziel> faster on creep though
<Naypalm> everything is faster on creep except drones
<Raziel> rush lair and go mass overlord
<gana> what about mutas Naypalm?
<gana> are they faster on creep?
<Naypalm> shut the fuck up
<Raziel> LOL
<gana> rofl
<Raziel> gana knows more about zerg than Naypalm
<Raziel> amazing
<Naypalm> gana you're the faggot that walled his ramp to stop mutas getting in
<gana> :D
<Bed> did
<Bed> did gana
<Bed> just school Naypalm
<Bed> on sc2
<Bed> LOOOL
<Naypalm> rage
<Naypalm> fuck you all
<gana> dying atm
<Raziel> totally did
<Bed> you got SCHOOLED
<Bed> #rekt
<Bed> #rekktiteu
<Naypalm> if my sc2 worked I would fuck you so hard gana
<Raziel> the barber I was at trimmed my eyebrows
<Raziel> feels weird
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<Naypam> BFD|Slave you have sex once a month and it lasts 45 minutes because you're french and all the french are prissy fucks that spend 5 hours doing foreplay only to stroke each other with a feather and suddenly cum a blob the size of a fucking pea with absolutely zero enjoyment. enjoy your french fantasy life and not living in the real world. TRUT HHURTS
<Naypam> like
<Naypam> if you're in a friend's bed
<Naypam> no porn to masturbate to
<Naypam> make your own
<moop> i will use this excuse for the next 5 years
<moop> accidentally grab girl tits
<moop> imma be like "sry baby i had roids"
<moop> and she be like "hemorhoids?"
<moop> and i'll be like "no... the manly stuff... come on you know"
<moop> "the ball shrinking thing?"
<moop> "yeah, you got it"