<ad13> tomorrow i test drive a tesla model s
<ad13> :o
<moop> why, they need a dummy?
<moop> ayyy
<moop> you walked right into that
⇐ ad13 quit: Leaving
<happy0> inb4 penis joke
<BadFurDay> penis joke
<happy0> hahah. every time
<ad13> goodness
<ad13> just got a linked in message for a position in luxembourg; consulting for the software i used to work on
<ad13> job sounds shit but the recruiter is gorgeous
<moop> also the lady that was on the phone kept calling me a she
<moop> 🤔
<moop> this is pretty emasculating
<moop> should i sue her for emasculating a cripple?
<Raziel> moop adventures
<moop> she literally attacked my identity
<moop> this is horrible
<moop> i could get depressed
<moop> could kill myself
<moop> she should be put in jail
<moop> I AM A MAN
<moop> a manly man
* moop flexes 💪
<Valacar> the more important thing is that you did not correct her
<moop> rofl i actually did
<moop> Valacar: you think she cared?
<moop> she was mocking me
<moop> tbh she realized eventually
<moop> not when i corrected her tho
<Valacar> wew
<Valacar> harsh
<moop> this is worse than rape by deception
<Naypalm> I just wanna cum
<Naypalm> awwww yeeah
<Naypalm> god damn
<Naypalm> allllll nighhttttt
<Naypalm> alllllll nayyyyyyyyytttttttttyyyyyy
<Naypalm> nay is in everything
<Naypalm> grr
<Naypalm> argh
<Raziel> specialtaktiks
<how-hiGh> greek =(
<nonpc> wut
<how-hiGh> oh specialtaktiks is two english words lol, i thought it's last name HAHAHA
<kage> the most annoying thing is that you always said it at the wrong time
<Naypam> wtf kage
<Naypam> no I did not
<kage> was like
<kage> 15:37 Naypam: 13:37
<kage> wut
<kage> that doesn't even make sense bro
<Naypam> yeah but that's because you have a russian time zone
<Naypam> move from siberia imo
<how-hiGh> she came to my house to netflix&chill
<how-hiGh> and said that she is on her period
<Naypam> lol'd
<how-hiGh> and I didnt force her to suck my cawk
<how-hiGh> we just made out and hugged, my penis was so hard that it hurt
<Bad> Vaginal intercourse during period is fine
<Bad> Just sayin
<how-hiGh> it was so awkward to just lay there and dont know what to do
<how-hiGh> so I turned actual movie
<how-hiGh> was pretty beta for me not to force suck cawk
<moop> fucking jesus man
<how-hiGh> I told her that true pirates aren't afraid of red sea
<Bad> LOL
<how-hiGh> but she didnt understand
<BFD|Slave> HuK is playing decently :D
<BFD|Slave> nvm
<BFD|Slave> he shat
<nonpc> hey, dux0r!!!
<nonpc> show your penis
<dux0r> hey nonpc
<dux0r> show vocabulary and intellect
<nonpc> okay!
<nonpc> deal!
<wellborg> nonpc: fast, say something clever
<nonpc> errrr
<nonpc> I like trains