<Naypalm> I just wanna cum
<Naypalm> awwww yeeah
<Naypalm> god damn
<Naypalm> allllll nighhttttt
<Naypalm> alllllll nayyyyyyyyytttttttttyyyyyy
<Naypalm> nay is in everything
<Naypalm> grr
<Naypalm> argh
<Juno> why not just all speak english
<Juno> like most intelligent people
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<Steele> sup
<how-hiGh> I want you to aware how to determine whether girl is slut or not basing on how many guys she had
<how-hiGh> new formula
<how-hiGh> scientifically proven
<how-hiGh> anyone is interested or not? because it's kinda complex so I don't want to waste my time if no one wants to listen
<Bad> yes
<Bad> I want to know
<moop> how-hiGh: go for it
<how-hiGh> okay
<Raziel> in this moment, I am awared
<Bad> not because of a puny god's blessing, but because I am about to be enlightened by how-hiGh
<how-hiGh> basically you have to sum length of all dicks girl she have, and if girl can jump from such height safely without getting injured she is not slut. For example average dick is like 15 cm, so if girl had only 3 men she would step off such height easily = not slut. But if she had 15 for example, this means 2.25 meters so she would sprain her ankle jumping from such height = slut
<+how-hiGh> why no one talks with me
<Bad> gojira: https://www.quora.com/I-mastered-coding-when-I-was-10-and-Im-currently-making-my-own-operating-system-Im-currently-15-years-old-How-do-I-make-myself-appeal-to-people
<gojira> Yes there is no answer there?
<Bad> Indeed
<Bad> Is just that it's funny to read I mastered coding when I was 10 and I'm currently making my own operating system. I'm currently 15 years old. How do I make myself appeal to people?
<Raziel> I mastered seduction when I was 10 and I'm currently waiting for the perfect mate. I'm currently 26 years old. How do I make myself appeal to people?
<Raziel> custom made frameworks are the worst
<Raziel> except the one I made, of course.
<Naypam> have had multiple relationships of VARYING degrees of severity!
<Naypam> virgin deaths, 2 year relationship, gay
<Naypam> EVERYTHING
<Naypam> I HAVE DONE EVERYTHING
<Naypam> and only 22
<BadFurDay> gay
<BadFurDay> wat
<Naypam> I done a bit of gay
<how-hiGh> stop me before I masturbate to breastfeeding photos
<Bad`> how-hiGh: nice
<Garner> i like how everything how-hiGh types
<Garner> no matter how long he lurks
<Garner> is retarded than anyone can imagine
<Garner> more
<Bad`> Garner: if it came from Naypam you wouldn't flinch
<Bad`> The exact same
<Garner> except Naypam doesn't constantly say that sort of stuff
<Bad`> Neither does how-hiGh
<Bad`> Pitastrudl did
<Garner> wut
<Raziel> pitastrudl thought he could fit into our conversations
<Garner> does Naypam pm you asking you if he has to talk to a girl in the gym?
<Raziel> how-hiGh just completely avoids them by typing random crap
<Garner> that's the worst comparison ever
<Bad`> Garner: yes he does
<Bad`> It's the private life of Naypam and I
<Bad`> Please respect
<Raziel> "guys if you feel good after poop is that gay? srs"
<Garner> you're retarded bad
<Raziel> "guys how long are your dicks? im not gay. srs"
<Garner> srs
<Bad`> Raziel: rofl sounds legit
<Garner> stop raziel I'm dying
<Bad`> Lold irl in a restaurant
<Garner> it is legit
<how-hiGh> are you mimicking me Raziel?
<Bad`> 10/10 imitation
<Naypam> :D
<how-hiGh> I just want to bring intredasting topics from time to time
<Raziel> "person i have crush on is making fun by imitating me. what do i do? it is girl btw. srs"
<Juno> wtf
<Juno> dont get it
<Raziel> don't get what Juno
<Bad> it
<Bad> learn to read Raziel
<Bad> moron
<Raziel> the novel?
<Raziel> or the film?
<Juno> no
<Juno> like england vs wales
<Juno> gf mad
<Garner> why mad
<Juno> cos englanmd go for penalty
<Juno> i say
<Juno> touch to ick go for the try
<Juno> she so mad
<Juno> won;'t talkwtf
<Garner> rofl
<moop> >people who take sports too seriously
<Garner> standard girl
<moop> (including esports)
<Bad> bro moop it's not about sports
<Bad> it's about being a girl
<Bad> and mood swings
<Juno> .ye so
<Juno> she in MY bed
<Juno> sulking
<Garner> ROFL
<Bad> well Juno
<Bad> kick her out of your bed
<Juno> imon pc researching rugby union rules
<Juno> wtf
<Raziel> hahaha
<Juno> I'M FUCKING RIGHT
<Juno> I RESEARCHED IT
<Juno> kick to touch go for try would've won if they did it
<Juno> i played this shit as a kid
<Juno> gg still right still wrongno sex for 2 weeks still staying here 2 weeks no rent
<Juno> won't even talk to me
<Bad> tfw I keep watching this harry potter x-men shit because I'm actually interested in the plot now
<moop> rofl
<Bad> tfw I keep watching this harry potter x-men shit because I'm actually interested in the plot now
<Bad> tfw I keep watching this harry potter x-men shit because I'm actually interested in the plot now
<Bad> ok maybe not roll elbow on keyboard