QDB

#296
<Raziel> serious advice <Raziel> pull the piss opening apart before starting to take a piss
#206
<Naypam> either way I'm ready to suck hard cock or swing that flaccid round my head like a lasso
#542
<Bad> So <Bad> My girl talks about the guys that smoke fish for a living <Bad> What I pictured in my head was someone rolling a fish into a joint and smoking it <Bad> And it seemed normal to my brain <Bad> I was like this is what she meant yes <Bad> Then thought about it
#70
<Naypam> fuck this <Naypam> I am so mad right now [ Five minutes later ] <Naypam> never been mad bro
#493
<Naypam> tfw my keyboard's almost age of consent <Raziel> I just attack pencils to my fingers before typing
#734
<Bad> Walking after 30m running on a treadmill <Bad> Walked into a wall <Bad> Hurt my dick <Bad> Sigh
#500
<Psycho_Holiday> gojira, will be unicum soon moop <moop> unicum <Psycho_Holiday> super-unicum for today
#191
<BFD|Slave> I swear I've tried to see the baby try autofellatio
#670
<Bad> Naypam if a USB has a driver <Bad> Do you travel on a USB <Bad> Or in a USB ? <ad13> Bad: it has a driver because it's a bus <ad13> duh
#14
<Juno> wut <Juno> whats address and port <Juno> Naypam Raziel2p lovely <Raziel2p> squareownz.org 64738 <Juno> [16:30:38] Server connection failed: The remote host closed the connection. <Raziel2p> b& <Naypam> no it didn <Naypam> 64738 <Naypam> weird <Juno> password? <Naypam> none <Laizkiz> cunt1337 <Raziel2p> try changing your username <Naypam> there is no password and don't use a registered username <Juno> [16:34:12] Server connection failed: The remote host closed the connection <Juno> user name is zxsdcvkihbszdiyvb <Juno> doubt anyone using that <Laizkiz> Juno l2mumble <Juno> unless hes russian <Naypam> Juno is of noob <Juno> oh nvm <Juno> wrong program