<Bad> I love how Naypam calls people prissy
<Bad> but he is a fucking flower of the highest order
<Bad> you're a flower Naypam
<Bad> that's what
<Naypam> being gay would be so awesome :(
<how-hiGh> anyone doing cold showers here?
<how-hiGh> it raises testosterone levels
<how-hiGh> brah it really works it seems
<how-hiGh> I wouldn't recommend bullshit to my fellas
<how-hiGh> brb sex drive
<how-hiGh> brb self confidence
<how-hiGh> brb masculinity
<how-hiGh> brb "animalistic instincts"
<+how-hiGh> why no one talks with me
<Naypam> failed the interview to pick things off the street
<Naypam> how bad can you possibly be :D
<Raziel> maybe you were overqualified?
<Naypam> of course not
<Bad> Raziel: The only job Naypam is overqualified for is sucking dick
<lovely> Raziel: Guess what I tested today.
<Raziel> programming in visual basic
<lovely> No.
<lovely> If my phone is waterproof.
<Raziel> did you test it on purpose?
<lovely> More a spur of the moment thing.
<Raziel> I take that as a no
<Raziel> so
<Raziel> what was the test result?
<lovely> It's not waterproof.
<Raziel> interesting
<lovely> Yeah.
<Bad> I am probably a multiple time cuckold IВ don't give a single shit hahahahah
<kage> http://i3.minus.com/ibvvdSalngwckY.jpg
<kage> oh content aware fill
<kage> you so good
<Raziel> ;P
<GalacticPrick> LOL very nice
<lovely> that's the worst photoshop yet kage
<lovely> you can still the fucking pole
<lovely> just blurred
<lovely> >-<
<kage> the shit nigga, you spend more than 3 minutes on it
<lovely> so
<lovely> you fuck girls for 2 minutes
<lovely> because its good
<lovely> no
<lovely> you put effort in it
<lovely> and the outcome is good
<lovely> not like this
<Raziel> hahaha
<lovely> you look like you do halfassed work in a halfassed timeframe now
<kage> yes, you should definetly put in half an hour
<kage> so you can photoshop a dog pissing in a lil girl's mouth
<kage> cause you just want it to look good
<kage> is that what it is lovely?
<wellninja> good job kage
<lovely> http://buffer.io/~simon/raziel.jpg
<kage> look at those blurry edges
<lovely> its ok
<lovely> i only spent 3 minutes on it
* GalacticPrick has quit (Signed off)
<lovely> this is exactly the excuse microsoft had for ME
<Raziel> the pic of me was taken by a webcam
<lovely> "we only worked 3m inuets on it"
<Raziel> lol
<Raziel> I was about to comment
<lovely> do you tell your clients that kage ?
<Raziel> "3 million minutes?"
<lovely> yeah you think it sucks?
<kage> no lovely
<lovely> well i only spent 3 minutes on it
<kage> we bill by hour
<kage> we code 3 minutes
<kage> bill 3 days
<kage> obviously
<midnightoil> fuck u they cant even pickpocket
<kage> bro
<kage> i'll have you know i can pickpocket the best
<kage> i pickpocket so best, i stole your mum's virginity
<Raziel> I never really thought about it but I guess young me did start to think about determinism and utilitarianism and crap mostly because of the matrix sequels