<moop> fuck i hate eye checkups
<moop> they put these drops that make your shit wider
<Valacar> eye drops makes your shit wider?
<Valacar> i don't think you applying it correctly tbh
<Valacar> you are*
<Naypam> have had multiple relationships of VARYING degrees of severity!
<Naypam> virgin deaths, 2 year relationship, gay
<Naypam> EVERYTHING
<Naypam> I HAVE DONE EVERYTHING
<Naypam> and only 22
<BadFurDay> gay
<BadFurDay> wat
<Naypam> I done a bit of gay
<how-hiGh> how come I don't know your penises size so far?
<Naypam> I've laughed too much in the past 36 hours
<Naypam> I need a completely serious day
<Naypam> super serious
<Naypam> we put our dicks in a guy's drink
<Naypam> he was mad
<Bad> wut
<Naypam> shouldn't have been so maad imo
<Bad> what am I raeding
<Naypam> replied by shitting on a car
<Naypam> he was madder
<Bad> ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
<Bad> why
<Bad> would you put your dick
<Bad> in a drink
<Naypam> because
<Naypam> then they drink it
<Naypam> and you say
<Naypam> "lol I put my dick in your drink"
<Naypam> and they hate
<Naypam> rofl
<Naypam> friend and his brother
<Naypam> brother helps friend onto bonnet of car
<Naypam> he kneels over
<Naypam> shits on the car
<Naypam> family safe campsite
<Naypam> rofl'd
<Naypam> he was not happy
<Naypam> but
<Naypam> got revenge by cumming in his sock
< Naypalm> I actually camee on the floor on monday
< Naypalm> people walk through that now
< Naypalm> it's a good mark
<nonpc> before Nirvana went sellout mode
<kage> dude, being nay would be so amusing
<kage> you'd do the craziest shit and you'd get a free pass from people
<kage> because you're fucking nay
<kage> like, if i were to start putting things in my ass people would be disgusted
<kage> whenever nay does it on webcam people cheer for more
<kage> that's how fun being nay is
<kage> !
<Raziel> I just noticed the bags under my eyes in that picture
<Raziel> sadface
<BadFurDay> those are called ears Raziel
<BFD|Slave> Garner: Let's talk about moop's masturbation habits. He looks at trannies and gay porn, then, once he's about to ejaculate, he grabs his balls tightly and says « no no no no, I'm not allowed to come, I'm heterosexual ». Once the deed is (not) done, he looks for some hetero porn and spends 2h trying to get himself to come, usually only managing it when there's one of those shots from behind where you are exposed to a man's scrot and ass as he does a girl. He then goes on internet forums and IRC channels to tell everyone he's just masturbated, to make himself feel better. They call him a faggot and a homo, but deep inside he knows he never came to gay porn or trannies, and that makes him strictly hetero. He's proud of it. He's the proudest little virgin on the face of the planet.
<kage> i'm waiting for the first korean to call himself PokeMon
<kage> or SailorMoon
<kage> or something
<BadFurDay> What if someone decided to use a shitty nick nobody can pronounce that sounds like a failed attempt at being edgy?
<BadFurDay> Azgatoth.
<Naypam> rofl
<BadFurDay> Now THAT would be a terrible nick.
<BadFurDay> Naypam: btw, redditeu tournament is in 1h
<BadFurDay> Hope you got warned
<kage> >BadFurDay,
<kage> but what if someone decided to actually pronounce his fucking nick wrong
<kage> and have everyone confused
<kage> why not spell it Razeel
<BadFurDay> But it's pronounced Naziel, I don't understand.
<kage> we could have a tourney without Raziel
<kage> and we'd all be like
<kage> surprise motherfucker
<kage> when he got home
<BadFurDay> rofl
<BadFurDay> but we have to host it so that it starts 10 mins after he arrives home
<BadFurDay> And tell him we warned him weeks in advance
<kage> maybe we could get TotalBiscuit to cast
<kage> if we sucked his cock hard enough
<Naypam> BadFurDay | Naypam: btw, redditeu tournament is in 1h
<Naypam> omfg
<Naypam> brb going home, installing windows
<Naypam> wtf raziel
<Naypam> no warning