<lovely> Ni**as In Paris (Explicit)
<lovely> Lol wat.
<lovely> If it's explicit, why censor the title.
<Bad> As Naypam started fondling my balls, I started touching his chin to finally discover what a beard feels like. Sadly, him sharing my stubble issue, all I was left with was elusive dreams of romance with Bad.
<Bad> I pushed Naypam over on the bed, removed his shitty oversized trousers, and let his lil cock slide in my mouth. As per australian tradition, my finger made its way towards his anus. Strangely, he seemed to welcome it.
<Bad> As the rowdiness of the act grew, I realized that my life would never be fulfilled until I got my hands on Bad, his legendary member being the only key that would ever unlock my road to pleasure.
<Bad> I sighed, closed my eyes, thought as hard as I could of Dustin Browder, and came.
<Bad> To be continued once I replenish my creativity reserves by writing more Laravel code.
<Bad> Oh rofl guys I have to tell you about my dream tonight btw
<Bad> I was with Raziel in Cannes walking about
<Bad> And Raziel kicked something on the ground
<Bad> And I thought it would be funny to shout allah akbar as he did it
<Bad> Then I turn around
<Bad> And there's a family of muslims
<Bad> And they tried to kill us
<Bad> I ran so hard it woke me up at 2 am
<BFD|Slave> I value my heterosexuality too much
<BFD|Slave> to drink fruit beer
<Raziel> my ability to socialise with strangers is fine, it's the people around me that suck
<Phixion> i used to lift my schoolbooks with my boner
<Phixion> u know when you lean them against the table on your crotch
<Phixion> gr8 training
<moop> mfw when random ad people call me and think i'm a woman because of my voice
<how-hiGh> Bad
<how-hiGh> if there was no such thing as SEX, would you even speak to women?
<Raziel> Lol
<Bad> how-hiGh: why the fuck would I speak to a woman if I'm not trying to touch her boobs
<Raziel> This is such a stupid hypothetical question
<Bad> Nah more seriously, my closest friends are like 50% men 50% women
<Bad> And the good women friends I don't have or try to have sex with :)
<how-hiGh> most of women are not funny
<how-hiGh> or smart
<Raziel> If there was no such thing as sex humanity would not exist
<Bad> Most of men are not funny or smart either tbh
<how-hiGh> Raziel do not overthink it
<Raziel> Same applies to men
<Raziel> LOL
<how-hiGh> am I smarter/funnier than average woman? srs
<Bad> Bro how-hiGh, if there was no such thing as SEX, Raziel's life would be exactly the same, he's not overthinking it
<Raziel> I'm no tits professional I'm just an amateur
<Steele> whats up?
<Steele> i would like to take this moment to thank Bad
<Steele> without whom i would never have realised how minor a form of autism i really had