<ad13> yeah man, hitler did some bad stuff but did you see patch 1.4!?
<ad13> rofl murica
<ad13> true story, when i woke up and checked bbc news, all it had was "Fatal bomb blast kills 3 and injures many ..."
<ad13> so i was like "Oh well another suicide bomber in iraq or some shit" and skipped right over it
<ad13> wasn't until i'd got to work people like "ZOMG DID U HEER?"
<dux0r> sometimes i lower my seat n pretend im a midget
<kage> sometimes nay lowers his seat and pretends to be of normal height.
<nonpc> *slowclap*
<how-hiGh> I dont care about gheys, but wouldn't shake his hand or let my kids grow among them
<moop> i just masturbated myself 5 times
<moop> in a row
<moop> 8-0
<moop> fuck yeah
<moop> why did it take me so long to try this game wtf
<moop> it's f.a.f.
<moop> fun as fuck
[ a bit later... ]
<moop> oooooooooooooooooh now i see
<moop> i was playing against ai for the first 10 wins
<moop> til
<+how-hiGh> The sun will set at 5:45 PM.
<+how-hiGh> https://goo.gl/search/What+time+does+the+sun+set
<__bot__> https://goo.gl/search/What => https://www.google.com/search?q=What
<Bad> Hm I wonder how rich the guy who created Akamai is
<Bad> >died in 9/11
<Bad> lol
<Bad> yeee antisemitism
<kage> guys
<kage> if you were so morbidly fat
<kage> that you couldn't even jack off yourself
<kage> would you buy a pet and have it suck your dick ?
<kage> food for thought