<moop> So guys update
<moop> Remember they asked to piss in a jar?
<moop> I dropped it
<moop> Rip
<moop> TBH not my fault, my hands lack feelings
<Phixion> ssh
<moop> don't you shush me
<Phixion> :)
<how-high> LOL
<how-high> haha
<how-high> gonna steal your joke moop
<how-high> if you do not mind
<Raziel> also why is my left arm thicker than my right
<how-hiGh> anyone doing cold showers here?
<how-hiGh> it raises testosterone levels
<how-hiGh> brah it really works it seems
<how-hiGh> I wouldn't recommend bullshit to my fellas
<how-hiGh> brb sex drive
<how-hiGh> brb self confidence
<how-hiGh> brb masculinity
<how-hiGh> brb "animalistic instincts"
<Garner> «»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»
<Naypam> BFD|Slave you have sex once a month and it lasts 45 minutes because you're french and all the french are prissy fucks that spend 5 hours doing foreplay only to stroke each other with a feather and suddenly cum a blob the size of a fucking pea with absolutely zero enjoyment. enjoy your french fantasy life and not living in the real world. TRUT HHURTS
<kage> another pvp another win
<kage> this one was quite close though
<kage> closer than i wanted
<BadFurDay> sounds very gay
* BadFurDay puts his dick closer to kage than he'd want to
<Raziel> lol
<Raziel> I'm imagining BadFurDay finding his compass, google maps, finding out which direction romania is, moving his chair slightly in that direction and sticking his crotch out
<BadFurDay> Raziel: I know which direction romania is and I already did
<Raziel> Garner's time estimates are like windows progress bars
<Juno> WHERES LGD.INT
<Juno> THEY #1
<haiku> lost to DK yesterday
<haiku> fucking DK
<Raziel> where's LGD.string
<Raziel> and LGD.bool
<haiku> hurrrr
<haiku> raziel, basically LGD has 2 teams, lgd international and lgd china. they're currently playing in the g-league tournament, which is an asian tournament
<Raziel> I know
<haiku> IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU TAKE AN INTEREST IN DOTO
<Laiz> RAZIEL STREAMING DOTO
<Laiz> RAZIEL STREAMING DOTO
<Laiz> RAZIEL STREAMING DOTO
<Laiz> RAZIEL STREAMING DOTO
<haiku> RAZIEL DOESNT HAVE DOTO
<haiku> T_T
<Raziel> that's right
<Laiz> I got extra ones!
<Raziel> I'm no dotafag
<Raziel> don't want
<haiku> sent!
<Raziel> rofl
<Raziel> not accepting!
<haiku> MY LAST INVITE RAZIEL
<haiku> I GAVE IT TO YOU
<haiku> BECAUSE I'M NICE LIKE THAT
<haiku> and want to encourage your newfound interest
<Laiz> sent
<Raziel> facepalm
[ later that day ]
<haiku> raziel wanna play dota?
<Raziel> no
<haiku> kay maybe later then
<nonpc> fuck thi
<nonpc> s
<Laiz> Raziel wanna play doto?
<haiku> he said later
<Raziel> never!
<haiku> yo raziel just keep in mind laiz can't stay very late
<Laiz> yeah
<haiku> neways, just let us know when you're ready
<moop> 10:03 <Bad> Tbh the saddest thing is he outlived Naypam. He really seemed to want to see tb die. For petty reasons.
<moop> haha thought about it too
<haiku> did you lose nay?
<Garner> ofc he did, he's bronze
<Garner> just altered his monitor's contrast and now thinks he's gold