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#570
<Bad> « The problem isn't transvestism, it's virtue signaling » <Bad> moop: what does this mean <moop> i'd Bad i'm not a languige <moop> languiger <moop> w/e
#3
<Twipply> I think Bool can take the GSL4 no problem <Boolton> You haven't heard? I qualified already, flying over there tomorrow morning <Twipply> You guys should all watch his replay and ignore my half entirely <Twipply> Especially Raziel and Vequeth <Twipply> 'cause they're like <Twipply> manly ops <Twipply> Yeah <Twipply> Be brutal as well
#134
<dux0r> Milk contains water <nonpc> no?
#499
<Garner> but french on phone is harder than sucking my own dick <Naypam> god there's nothing worse than typing on a phone <Naypam> even sucking your own dick is better
#775
<ad13> I once asked a drunk edinburgh compsci student if she wanted to make my buffer overflow
#296
<Raziel> serious advice <Raziel> pull the piss opening apart before starting to take a piss
#506
<Naypam> instead of ordering a pizza I cooked beetroot, kale and oven'd tatties -.- <Naypam> what has my life come to <Naypam> also haiku discovering my secret beers! <Naypam> wtf
#26
<nonpc> No, dude, I'm not that tech impaired ;)
#708
<ad13> speaking of tinder, piratebay is down and I want some std
#170
<Happy0> > Be me, visiting Naypalm's flat for the first time <Happy0> > Enter the RedditEU gaming lounge <Happy0> > goodtimes.jpg <Happy0> > Open my mouth to say 'yoyoyo' and inquire to as the state of the dealio <Happy0> > Trip over the famous cum stain on the carpet <Happy0> > Fall, face first, onto a syringe <Happy0> > Scramble to get up.. Syringes catching on to me everywhere as I flail around <Happy0> > Like I'm in a cactus farm <Happy0> > Find myself in Naypam's bedroom. Blood on the walls, the sheets, everywhere. <Happy0> > Naypam in a k-hole in the corner, shoe on his head, vacant expression <Happy0> > Scream <Happy0> > Run into the money vault <Happy0> help me end this story, guys =[ <Happy0> i'm not sure where to take it!