<Bad> So moop how was the museum without prepurchasing ticket?
<Bad> Did you get denied entry?
<moop> Bad I think I bought a ticket for a year
<moop> Or something
<Bad> ..
<Naypam> funny story related to penises
<Naypam> took off my watch and masturbated at like 8am this morning
<Naypam> fell asleep
<Naypam> slept on my watch
<Naypam> woke up with watch mark on my bum
<Naypam> true story
<Naypam> reminds me of when I went back to edinburgh
<Naypam> got the train to aberdeen, train arrived at the same time as one of my best friends
<Naypam> went to hold his hand
<Naypam> so accustomed to it
<Naypam> it's harder to cum through prostate stimulation!
<Naypam> why do I say these things :(
<Naypam> evil #redditeu making me say things I don't want to say
<Raziel> that feeling when you're proud of your shit
<Raziel> didn't have to wipe a lot, didn't smell awful, they were all lying in an orderly fashion in the toilet bowl
<Raziel> almost felt like taking a picture
<Garner> mfw i now have a huge whiteboard at home
<Bad> knowing you it's probably a brownboard but you insist it's white
<Juno> norways idea of childcare is sticking them on an island with a psychpath shooting them
<how-high> do we have gingers here?
<how-high> rumoured that they have pink buttholes
<how-high> and then came sudden realization that I am 26 year old and still have no idea what color my anus is
<Raziel> the barber I was at trimmed my eyebrows
<Raziel> feels weird
<how-hiGh> just trimmed my nipples