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#169
<Raziel> insta added to quote db <Garner> raziel <Raziel> insta added! <Garner> rofo <BFD|Slave> insta downvoted <Garner> BFD|Slave insta mad <BFD|Slave> or I guess, downplussed <BFD|Slave> whetever you can call that <BFD|Slave> MINUSED <BFD|Slave> intsa minused
#381
<Bad> gojira: https://www.quora.com/I-mastered-coding-when-I-was-10-and-Im-currently-making-my-own-operating-system-Im-currently-15-years-old-How-do-I-make-myself-appeal-to-people <gojira> Yes there is no answer there? <Bad> Indeed <Bad> Is just that it's funny to read I mastered coding when I was 10 and I'm currently making my own operating system. I'm currently 15 years old. How do I make myself appeal to people? <Raziel> I mastered seduction when I was 10 and I'm currently waiting for the perfect mate. I'm currently 26 years old. How do I make myself appeal to people?
#101
<Raziel> zid: razer abyssus, cheap and really fucking good <Vequeth> so is your mum
#273
<Garner> i am having a Skype convo with my d
#391
<moop> Lol <moop> This museum is hugo <moop> Dunno how to get out halp <moop> Looking for a way out for the last 30 min <Bad> rofl <moop> Also the weed doesn't help <Bad> you barely entered the museum <Bad> already trying to go out <moop> Not trying to get out <moop> Just curious where out is [ 4 hours later ] <moop> Bad pls I'm dying Diego <moop> Here <Bad> rip Diego <Raziel> ah man <Raziel> if only we were there with you <Bad> moop are you outside? <Bad> or in hotel? <moop> Still in museum <Bad> ROFL
#348
<FredG> my setup works just fine <FredG> just lost my index.html file
#444
<Raziel> Erm <Raziel> So <Raziel> There's gotta be a first time for everything in life right <Naypam> please Raziel <Naypam> continue <moop> oh boy Raziel <moop> just had gay sex the poor lad <Naypam> I know rite moop <Naypam> glad our minds went to the same place <Raziel> Including having an irresistible shit while you're biking home to your hotel <moop> oh boy <moop> that's no fun Raziel <moop> what did you do <Raziel> Like diarrhea level shit <Naypam> I guess that riding the bike <Naypam> would open your arse a bit <moop> did you reach the hotel? <Raziel> Yes I just finished showering <Bad> Lmao Raziel you moron <Raziel> Showering me and my clothes... <Raziel> :-( <moop> aw :( <moop> but, like, were there casualties Raziel <Raziel> I don't know <moop> well now you have a story Raziel <Raziel> I even went to the toilet before leaving <moop> means you ate something bad <Raziel> No shits were had then <Raziel> At least i could move fast on a mostly empty bike road <Raziel> And run up to my hotel room <Raziel> This was a huge amount <Raziel> Like <Raziel> I don't even want to describe <Raziel> Seafood + alcohol <Raziel> Not good for me <Raziel> But i swear i went on the toilet just before leaving! <Raziel> I took every precaution :-( <Naypam> rofl Raziel <Naypam> poor <ad13> hah, disaster <Valacar> wait so this was Raziel's first time he shat outdoors? <Raziel> I've shat outdoors before valacar <Raziel> But usually i pull down my pants and squat first <Valacar> oh wait you shat on the move? <moop> ya Raziel <moop> why didn't you stop the explosive diarrhea <moop> just find a cork <moop> ez <moop> ok that's too mean <moop> i'm sorry Raziel <moop> cheer up, it's all over now <Valacar> pls moop it's too late for moopsies <ad13> haha, good show though <Raziel> I was on the bike, suddenly shit, panicked, biked back to hotel as fast as I could, ran to my room and showered while taking my clothes off <moop> poor bike <Valacar> the critical question that begs for an answer is the volume of shit that got out <Raziel> Did you expect me to measure the volume? <ad13> well, feel free to use a freeform scale <Raziel> My shirt got stained, that should tell you enough <ad13> roflllllllllllllllll HOW? HOW??? <Valacar> so thats quite bad <Raziel> I dunno man <Raziel> Squeezed upwards by the bike seat?
#172
<Naypam> got my blue snowball detected by linux <Naypam> by dropping it on the floor
#621
<garne> __bot__: <garne> Bad: <garne> rofl there is sonekne on the train texting someone called <garne> "maman d'amour' __bot__ <garne> Bad <garne> fuck is this <garne> not my fault __bot__ has shit nick <garne> Bad*
#766
<how-hiGh> are you raised on a farm bad? <Bad> No but my sister owns a farm <how-hiGh> cause you sure know how to rise my cock