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#500
<Psycho_Holiday> gojira, will be unicum soon moop <moop> unicum <Psycho_Holiday> super-unicum for today
#335
<Raziel> my ability to socialise with strangers is fine, it's the people around me that suck
#285
<Garner> I was only there for a night ( ͡°╭ ͟ʖ╮͡├┬┴┬┴
#739
<fgarnier_> anyway need to go out before ida arrives <fgarnier_> buy some flower, and other surprise shit <fgarnier_> like ice cream etc <Raziel> do surprise shit in toilet pls <fgarnier_> what is surprise shit in toilet <Raziel> surprise shit belongs in the toilet <fgarnier_> it’s ok i don’t need to shit <Raziel> that's what you think <Raziel> that's why it's surpise shit [ 10 minutes later ] <fgarnier_> FUCK YOU raziel <fgarnier_> i have to shit. how did you predict this <Raziel> surprise shit :)))
#41
<zid> Like, I'd rather have a lion bar than sex, most of the time
#334
<Valacar> i wonder what moon penumbra is <Valacar> oh right i see what it is
#58
<lovely> Raziel: Guess what I tested today. <Raziel> programming in visual basic <lovely> No. <lovely> If my phone is waterproof. <Raziel> did you test it on purpose? <lovely> More a spur of the moment thing. <Raziel> I take that as a no <Raziel> so <Raziel> what was the test result? <lovely> It's not waterproof. <Raziel> interesting <lovely> Yeah.
#453
<Naypam> but are you here to troll? <Naypam> or here for the same reason the rest of us are? <Twipply> Nope <Twipply> Dank memes? <Naypam> a deep eternal feeling of lonliness and lack of social ability? <Twipply> omg we're like the same person <Naypam> but yeah I guess dank meems are the same thing
#168
<Gloop> Garner so nigger he can't even spell job <Garner> fuck you Gloop <Garner> you french pornstar
#244
<Naypalm> oh oh oh <Naypalm> remember that story about the girl I didn't rape? <Naypalm> turns out she's notorious in aberdeen as a fucking psyco <Naypalm> (y) <Garner_> wat <Naypalm> yeah <Naypalm> name's chloe <Raziel> ..... <Raziel> there aren't that many girls you haven't raped since you expect us to remember her, I take it <Naypalm> just one that I didn't rape! <Naypalm> wait <Naypalm> no <Garner_> o_o <Naypalm> yeah