QDB

#727
<Valacar> Phixion gets a "good morning" and all i get is "fuck off Valacar"... i liked the world more when germans were the mortal enemies of france -!- Valacar has quit [Signed off]
#156
<Raziel> me and Garner were moop's two assholes
#29
<Naypam> let me get a rough estimate of my lifetime masturbations <Naypam> about 8200 times <Naypam> easily going to hit 10k faps like <Naypam> in the next year or two <Naypam> wonder if I'll hit 100k <Naypam> that would be quite hard <lively> you going to fap 4 times a day nay? <Naypam> no but average now is twice a day <Naypam> used to be 4-5 times a day <Naypam> morning and night, sometimes when I get home from work <BFD|Slave> Naypam: wanker <dux0r> 21900 faps <dux0r> at least <Naypam> rofl <Naypam> god damn that's way more than me <Naypam> even including the age difference <dux0r> 4*365*15 <Naypam> 4 <Naypam> FOUR <lively> 4 <Naypam> I only did 4-5 when I was a teenager <dux0r> i told u i was hardcore mother fuckers
#427
<Wan> Would you save cp under the name child_pr0n.tar.gz? <Naypam> I don't use gzip pls <Naypam> would be .xz <Wan> No, with you it's .tar.d
#194
<Naypam> I read about spooning in my mum's porno book (no pictures) when I was about 8yo <Naypam> was in the bathroom <BadFurDay> ROFL <Naypam> was like "hmm I'll read this" <Raziel> your mum's porno book <Raziel> porno book (no pictures) <BadFurDay> Raziel: his mum's porno book <BadFurDay> no pictures <Naypam> I would actually take her into my basement <Naypam> and do bad things to her
#411
<Wan> There's a Lemon curve ad right in front of me <Wan> Train in 4 minutes <Wan> Naypam would probably masturbate while waiting <Wan> And yet I'm here, staring blankly at a lingerie ad because of a FUCKING PUN BASED ON A GORILLA FACE ON A KEY
#169
<Raziel> insta added to quote db <Garner> raziel <Raziel> insta added! <Garner> rofo <BFD|Slave> insta downvoted <Garner> BFD|Slave insta mad <BFD|Slave> or I guess, downplussed <BFD|Slave> whetever you can call that <BFD|Slave> MINUSED <BFD|Slave> intsa minused
#442
<Bad> Oh rofl guys I have to tell you about my dream tonight btw <Bad> I was with Raziel in Cannes walking about <Bad> And Raziel kicked something on the ground <Bad> And I thought it would be funny to shout allah akbar as he did it <Bad> Then I turn around <Bad> And there's a family of muslims <Bad> And they tried to kill us <Bad> I ran so hard it woke me up at 2 am
#409
<how-hiGh> can someone explain <how-hiGh> what is this fucking feeling when you point your shower rays right into your butthole <how-hiGh> it's kinda makes the butthole contract <Garner> !qdb stretch <__bot__> https://qdb.lutro.me/78 - <ad13> I love that feeling of realising "urgh, this is going to hurt like fuck", then it gets over the threshold and you're just like me gusta <Bad> I don't. <nonpc> Yeah <nonpc> I LOVE pooping <nonpc> Like <nonpc> that stretching stretchy stretch <nonpc> oh yeah <Naypam> idk if they have it in how-hiGh <Naypam> but that feeling is called pleasure <Naypam> being ass raped by russia 24/7 for decades maybe brings back bad memories tho
#359
<how-hiGh> tfw caught own reflection in laptop screen and it ruined your day