<Raziel> Why is lesbian porn so much better than gay porn? Srs
<moop> fuck i hate eye checkups
<moop> they put these drops that make your shit wider
<Valacar> eye drops makes your shit wider?
<Valacar> i don't think you applying it correctly tbh
<Valacar> you are*
<Raziel> There's a stop show going on right now
<Raziel> I don't even
<Bad> Raziel: fuck is a stop sow
<Raziel> Strip
<Bad> show
<Bad> Ah
<Bad> Uh
<Bad> Interesting company you work for
<Bad> wtf
<garne> lol
<garne> strip show with colleagues
<garne> team building
<moop> why is Raziel ircing during a strip show
<garne> moop: seeing naked ladies for the first few times can be awkward
<moop> Raziel: how many women do you have at work?
<Bad> moop: lmao I didn't even think about this aspect
<garne> also he didn't say whether it's a male strip show or female
<Bad> imagine how awkward it must be
<Bad> Being a female in a company that does strip club
<moop> because srs made me think of that google diversity memo
<Bad> moop: Can't have strip club team building if you have diversity quotas and non sexist HR
<Bad> The guy has a point
<Bad> Legit point
<moop> ikr
<moop> he was fired for our sins
<Raziel> There were two, one of each gender
<garne> lol what
<Raziel> No sexism here
<fredosan> penis size matters
<fredosan> sorry
<Phixion> im fine
<Phixion> I measured
<fredosan> at work?
<fredosan> nice
<Phixion> pro of being alone in the office
<fredosan> no cctv?
<Phixion> nope
<fredosan> nice
<Phixion> would break ashitton of laws iirc
<Phixion> having cctv that is
<fredosan> ;-)
<Phixion> dick out is fine
<fredosan> they won’t see
<fredosan> it’s ok
<Naypam> I just got naked
<Naypam> and
<Naypam> then tried to put my keys in my pocket
<Naypam> dropped them on the floor
<Naypam> :(
<Garner> shit builds =
<Garner> warp poem
<Garner> prism*
<Garner> into dt'a
<Garner> on main
<Garner> zealots on bar
<Garner> mat
<Garner> nay
<Garner> nat*
<moop> you don't add TRANSFORMERS in the title
<moop> and don't mention TRANSFORMERS
<moop> and pretend it's just a cute robot
<moop> like that robot that got hit by lightning and became alive
<moop> or the giant robot
<moop> or ET
<how-hiGh> can someone explain
<how-hiGh> what is this fucking feeling when you point your shower rays right into your butthole
<how-hiGh> it's kinda makes the butthole contract
<Garner> !qdb stretch
<__bot__> https://qdb.lutro.me/78 - <ad13> I love that feeling of realising "urgh, this is going to hurt like fuck", then it gets over the threshold and you're just like me gusta <Bad> I don't. <nonpc> Yeah <nonpc> I LOVE pooping <nonpc> Like <nonpc> that stretching stretchy stretch <nonpc> oh yeah
<Naypam> idk if they have it in how-hiGh
<Naypam> but that feeling is called pleasure
<Naypam> being ass raped by russia 24/7 for decades maybe brings back bad memories tho
<moop> tried to show muscle to a cute girl here
<moop> she just lold
<moop> she cute tho
<moop> she can lol
<moop> i'll allow it
<garne> wait what
<garne> Is this serious
<moop> ye garne
<moop> but i did it in a cute jokey way
<garne> Bad: please quote this
<Naypam> a pinch of nay juice and he'll be ready to fight a war!
<Laiz> Nay sauce
<Laiz> oh man
<Naypam> here's the trick.
<Raziel> how do you make nay juice?
<Raziel> mix whisky and whisky?
<Naypam> requirements: microphone, freezing plate, kettle
<Naypam> I'm telling you Raziel
<Naypam> turn microphone to max and let Naypam speak from it
<Naypam> holf freezing plate above microphone
<Naypam> let boiling water boil ont freezing plaet
<Naypam> suddenly
<Naypam> on plate appears a solid
<Naypam> from my voice
<Naypam> that's nay sauce
<Naypam> now you can eat
<Naypam> and you'll feel better