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#353
<how-hiGh> tfw no appartments to smash a girl <how-hiGh> Bad what to do <Bad> car <how-hiGh> no car <Bad> club toilet <Bad> hotel room <how-hiGh> well club toilet is overly slutty thing, isn't it?! <Bad> or just get an apartment <how-hiGh> girl with self respect won't do it in toilet <FredG> any girl would <how-hiGh> fuaaaark short on money, but gonna rent it <Bad> can confirm what FredG says <Bad> for some reason, movies and stuff teach us that men are sex obsessed and women are pure or whatever <Bad> but women also like sex you know <Bad> and if they can't have it in an apartment they'll have it in a toilet <Bad> they're just as desperate for it as we are <FredG> ^ <how-hiGh> I don't want to do it in toiler, cuz I'll lose respect for her after it <Bad> rofl <Bad> you really have massive personal problems with women and purity <how-hiGh> I do <Bad> bro <Bad> I currently can not bring back women to my flat <Bad> I split with my ex in march, and she's moving out next week <Bad> so I know your problem with no apartment to smash a girl <Bad> I gave you answers <Bad> car, toilet, hotel <Bad> they all work and don't make it feel like the girl is worse or like you are shit <Bad> there are no other good answers <Bad> you'll have to live with it <how-hiGh> my fav sex positions are horizontal <Bad> when you don't have a flat to smash in, you can't be picky <Bad> hotel room solves that problem though <how-hiGh> yeah but needs money investment <Bad> then you live the life everyone in the world lives between about 13 and 25 years old <Bad> and you do it in a toilet <Bad> having a place to have sex is the main reason why I got myself my own flat super early tbh <how-hiGh> well gonna rent appartment I think <Bad> Having your own place is only good things, not a single negative <Bad> Worth the money and time you invest in it <how-hiGh> should I rent for 24 hrs or just like 5-6 hrs? <FredG> wat <Bad> wat <how-hiGh> the appartments <how-hiGh> there is option to rent for a full day or just several hrs <Bad> what the fuck am I reading <Bad> you would rent an apartment just to have sex <Bad> get a cheap hotel room <how-hiGh> appartment = 1 room flat <how-hiGh> hotel rooms are more expensive <Bad> wtf is wrong with your country <FredG> lol <Bad> also I laughed at 5-6hrs <Bad> it's for sex <FredG> toilet is better <how-hiGh> appartment I mean 1 room, kitchen, toilet <Bad> rent for 5 minutes <FredG> no such thing as self respect loss or whatever <Bad> I agree with FredG actually <FredG> even the girls who seem innocnet as fuck or pure as you put it enjoy toilet fucks <FredG> or cars <how-hiGh> Bad I don't cum quickly <how-hiGh> I please my woman <Bad> implying all women like when it lasts <how-hiGh> implying all women wait for it to end ASAP? <Bad> all I gotta say <Bad> if you don't cum quickly either you didn't have sex many times in your life <Bad> either you have very poor partners <Bad> either you need to discover foreplay <FredG> lol toilet fuck > 1 minute <FredG> takes like 10 seconds <Bad> wtf 10 seconds FredG <Bad> world record for longest toilet fuck is at 2 seconds <Bad> you're lying <Bad> one time I lasted more than 1 second I was so proud <FredG> rofl <FredG> yeah that w/e <FredG> same thing <FredG> point is, it doesn't last a minute or an hour <how-hiGh> lol @ cumming fast <how-hiGh> just lol <how-hiGh> girl won't beg you for more <Bad> it depends on the girl, how-hiGh <Bad> some girls like long fucks <Bad> others get bored if it lasts too long <Bad> it's almost like every girl is different wow <Bad> who'd have thought <how-hiGh> how can she get bored if she gets numerous orgasms?!!
#262
<Naypam> reminds me of when I went back to edinburgh <Naypam> got the train to aberdeen, train arrived at the same time as one of my best friends <Naypam> went to hold his hand <Naypam> so accustomed to it
#270
<Naypam> I haven't tasted anybody else's cum <Naypam> weird <Naypam> that's the kind of thing I'd like to have said I'd done <Naypam> oh well <Naypam> LIFE SUCKS <Naypam> have made a guy cum tho * Naypam master of pleasure
#505
<Naypam> funny story related to penises <Naypam> took off my watch and masturbated at like 8am this morning <Naypam> fell asleep <Naypam> slept on my watch <Naypam> woke up with watch mark on my bum <Naypam> true story
#25
<nonpc> Do I have to reinstall Windows if I add ram?
#621
<garne> __bot__: <garne> Bad: <garne> rofl there is sonekne on the train texting someone called <garne> "maman d'amour' __bot__ <garne> Bad <garne> fuck is this <garne> not my fault __bot__ has shit nick <garne> Bad*
#410
<Garner> le Raziel <Garner> wyd <Raziel> wyd <Garner> means what you doing <Garner> nab <Raziel> ah <Raziel> cleaning up jira issues <Raziel> working on documentation <Garner> loooooooool <Garner> LOOOOOL <Raziel> responding to questions <Garner> Mfw Raziel is QA <Bad> tab to channel <Bad> see last phrase <Bad> +Raziel: Cleaning up tissues <Bad> thought that sounded normal <Bad> then re-read
#190
<Naypam> 6 BO3s per group? <BadFurDay> yes <BadFurDay> no <BadFurDay> wait no wtf <BadFurDay> wait <BadFurDay> yes
#444
<Raziel> Erm <Raziel> So <Raziel> There's gotta be a first time for everything in life right <Naypam> please Raziel <Naypam> continue <moop> oh boy Raziel <moop> just had gay sex the poor lad <Naypam> I know rite moop <Naypam> glad our minds went to the same place <Raziel> Including having an irresistible shit while you're biking home to your hotel <moop> oh boy <moop> that's no fun Raziel <moop> what did you do <Raziel> Like diarrhea level shit <Naypam> I guess that riding the bike <Naypam> would open your arse a bit <moop> did you reach the hotel? <Raziel> Yes I just finished showering <Bad> Lmao Raziel you moron <Raziel> Showering me and my clothes... <Raziel> :-( <moop> aw :( <moop> but, like, were there casualties Raziel <Raziel> I don't know <moop> well now you have a story Raziel <Raziel> I even went to the toilet before leaving <moop> means you ate something bad <Raziel> No shits were had then <Raziel> At least i could move fast on a mostly empty bike road <Raziel> And run up to my hotel room <Raziel> This was a huge amount <Raziel> Like <Raziel> I don't even want to describe <Raziel> Seafood + alcohol <Raziel> Not good for me <Raziel> But i swear i went on the toilet just before leaving! <Raziel> I took every precaution :-( <Naypam> rofl Raziel <Naypam> poor <ad13> hah, disaster <Valacar> wait so this was Raziel's first time he shat outdoors? <Raziel> I've shat outdoors before valacar <Raziel> But usually i pull down my pants and squat first <Valacar> oh wait you shat on the move? <moop> ya Raziel <moop> why didn't you stop the explosive diarrhea <moop> just find a cork <moop> ez <moop> ok that's too mean <moop> i'm sorry Raziel <moop> cheer up, it's all over now <Valacar> pls moop it's too late for moopsies <ad13> haha, good show though <Raziel> I was on the bike, suddenly shit, panicked, biked back to hotel as fast as I could, ran to my room and showered while taking my clothes off <moop> poor bike <Valacar> the critical question that begs for an answer is the volume of shit that got out <Raziel> Did you expect me to measure the volume? <ad13> well, feel free to use a freeform scale <Raziel> My shirt got stained, that should tell you enough <ad13> roflllllllllllllllll HOW? HOW??? <Valacar> so thats quite bad <Raziel> I dunno man <Raziel> Squeezed upwards by the bike seat?
#82
<Naypam> it's harder to cum through prostate stimulation! <Naypam> why do I say these things :( <Naypam> evil #redditeu making me say things I don't want to say