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#157
<moop> like 9pm my flight is I think <moop> oh no, flight on 11th at 13am <moop> er <moop> pm
#759
<ad13> went an adventure, got carried away <ad13> scottish border towns are beautiful <ad13> also my bum hurts
#535
<Bad> Raziel seriously it's simple <Bad> you are norwegian <Bad> you have money <Bad> you can play guitar <Bad> just go in the streets <Bad> follow a woman <Bad> if she looks good step in front of her <Bad> and go <Bad> anyway here's wonderwall <Bad> guaranteed success <Bad> gogogo <gar> ye do it Raziel <gar> or helicopter dick <gar> 10/10 body language <gar> psychologically girls want to grab <gar> do it <gar> in public <gar> i guarantee someone will grab your dick
#279
<how-hiGh> stop me before I masturbate to breastfeeding photos <Bad`> how-hiGh: nice <Garner> i like how everything how-hiGh types <Garner> no matter how long he lurks <Garner> is retarded than anyone can imagine <Garner> more <Bad`> Garner: if it came from Naypam you wouldn't flinch <Bad`> The exact same <Garner> except Naypam doesn't constantly say that sort of stuff <Bad`> Neither does how-hiGh <Bad`> Pitastrudl did <Garner> wut <Raziel> pitastrudl thought he could fit into our conversations <Garner> does Naypam pm you asking you if he has to talk to a girl in the gym? <Raziel> how-hiGh just completely avoids them by typing random crap <Garner> that's the worst comparison ever <Bad`> Garner: yes he does <Bad`> It's the private life of Naypam and I <Bad`> Please respect <Raziel> "guys if you feel good after poop is that gay? srs" <Garner> you're retarded bad <Raziel> "guys how long are your dicks? im not gay. srs" <Garner> srs <Bad`> Raziel: rofl sounds legit <Garner> stop raziel I'm dying <Bad`> Lold irl in a restaurant <Garner> it is legit <how-hiGh> are you mimicking me Raziel? <Bad`> 10/10 imitation <Naypam> :D <how-hiGh> I just want to bring intredasting topics from time to time <Raziel> "person i have crush on is making fun by imitating me. what do i do? it is girl btw. srs"
#143
<happy0> inb4 penis joke <BadFurDay> penis joke <happy0> hahah. every time
#415
<Steele> ooh i just thought of a meme <moop> was it a nice meme <Steele> v good meme <Steele> i am an independent nation state <Steele> and i don't need no bloc <Steele> something
#801
<Bad> Aurélie is ultra mad at me <Bad> Apparently she went to bed around 3am <Bad> I was in the middle of the bed so she tried to push me to the side <Bad> And then apparently as I was being pushed I let out the longest loudest and smelliest fart she'd ever heard in her life <Bad> And she had to open the windows and leave the bedroom for 10 minutes <Bad> Now she's mad
#129
<nonpc> Laiz, could you shut the fuck up. No one gives a shit, you never say anything that's remotely useful. You're clearly a waste of the bytes you transfer to/from the internet.
#155
<Naypam> perl's a joke language that I use to joke in
#549
<Juno> what is jew pick up line? <garne> hey gurl you israelly hot <moop> 'ay girl you look smokin'