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#492
<Valacar> is how-hiGh serious about the stuff he says must be the biggest mystery of our era
#153
<Bad> I've reallocated my nipples so I can jump onto bed if power go off while I'm on the computer.
#561
<moop> So guys update <moop> Remember they asked to piss in a jar? <moop> I dropped it <moop> Rip <moop> TBH not my fault, my hands lack feelings
#149
<BadFurDay> Cmaj7 is not a thing. Do re la is.
#641
<moop> also the lady that was on the phone kept calling me a she <moop> 🤔 <moop> this is pretty emasculating <moop> should i sue her for emasculating a cripple? <Raziel> moop adventures <moop> she literally attacked my identity <moop> this is horrible <moop> i could get depressed <moop> could kill myself <moop> she should be put in jail <moop> I AM A MAN <moop> a manly man * moop flexes 💪 <Valacar> the more important thing is that you did not correct her <moop> rofl i actually did <moop> Valacar: you think she cared? <moop> she was mocking me <moop> tbh she realized eventually <moop> not when i corrected her tho <Valacar> wew <Valacar> harsh <moop> this is worse than rape by deception
#31
<kage> one time i gave my phone to my cousin <kage> the hot one <kage> she was browsing the photos <kage> and then bam <kage> penis photo <kage> i snatch the phone out of her hand <kage> and quickly delete it <kage> and laugh it out <kage> gg <kage> no re
#705
<moop> Bad: so did you meet Raziel? did he arrive? <Wan> nah he's still stuck in belgium <moop> dang <moop> poor belgium <Wan> are you implying that having Raziel in one's country is a setback for said country? <moop> oh, belgium is a country? <moop> i thought it was a blokes name
#63
* Marco__ has joined #redditeu <Marco__> hello world <Raziel> o_o <Juno> POLO <Marco__> i found you <Raziel> did you now <Raziel> and who would you be <Marco__> sure did <nonpc> Marco__, touch his private parts now
#224
<Naypam> I also paid for the stamp <Naypam> in 1p coins <Naypam> 79 of them <Naypam> rofl'd <Naypam> the guy was mad at the post office <Bad`> LOL Naypam <Bad`> hahahahahhahaaaaaaaa <Naypam> but I needed to get rid of my shit change <Raziel> .......... <Raziel> oh <Bad`> 79 queens <Bad`> I'd rage <Naypam> I made little stacks of 10 <Naypam> 7 stacks of them <Naypam> then took one off <Naypam> then PUSHED THEM ALL OVER INTO HIS COLLECTION BIN :'D <Naypam> HE HAD TO RECOUNT :'DI <Naypam> DDDDDDDDDDDD <Raziel> oh my god what * Naypam dead <Naypam> Raziel: they have this screen they "hide" behind <Bad`> roooooofl Naypam <Naypam> and a little metal tray you can pass letters through <Bad`> fuck the uk though <Bad`> move to Salamanca or something <Bad`> life cheaper <Raziel> hahahaha <Naypam> I lined up all my 7x10x1p coins <Naypam> then just causally pushed them into the tray <Naypam> like "sup" <Naypam> count 'em <Phixion> :D <Naypam> he mad, I mad <Naypam> but I happy mad <Raziel> biggest dick move 2015
#523
<moop> what's the full monty <moop> is it like monty python <ad13`> oh moop <moop> well if you're a british movie and you have monty in the name it's only fair to assume that it's related to monty python <moop> in my opinion <gar> Could be monty rust