<lovely> Ni**as In Paris (Explicit)
<lovely> Lol wat.
<lovely> If it's explicit, why censor the title.
<Naypam> so right
<Naypam> I was with dunkyp
<Naypam> rumboald on chess.com
<Naypam> at his flat warming
<Naypam> I got really drunk
<Naypam> like we played this card game
<Naypam> and I filled a pint glass with 50/50 vodka
<Naypam> after already drinking a 35cl to myself
<Naypam> so I finished most of a 70cl of vodka MORE
<Naypam> and then
gotten dressed.
<Naypam> went to the toilet
<Naypam> took off ALL of my clothes
<Naypam> and started masturbating apparently
<Naypam> I don't really remember
<Naypam> my friends had to break down the bathroom door
<Naypam> and they found me naked masturbating
<Happy0> lmao.. good god :|
<moop> so Bad why don't french have a word for enterpreneur
<Bad> We don't have such a thing because we are not as good as americans
<Bad> We can't create only imitate
<moop> like that matrix quote, "imitate this"
<moop> or something
<Bad> yeah
<Bad> you can each take one pill, be it the blue one you will experience reality, be it the green one you will go into space
<Bad> my favorite part of the matrix
<moop> don't you go into 420valhalla if you toke the green pill tho
<Bad> no that's after the scene where Morphoses fucks Leia but she's his aunt
(...one hour later)
<ad13> wtf
<ad13> isn't it red pill
<Naypam> I'd fuck raziel if I had to
<Naypam> he looks okay
<Bad> truest lines of 2017
<Bad> 22:35:21 <Raziel> I'm retarded
<Raziel> lines?
<Raziel> that's just 1 line
<how-hiGh> tfw caught own reflection in laptop screen and it ruined your day
<Bad> So moop how was the museum without prepurchasing ticket?
<Bad> Did you get denied entry?
<moop> Bad I think I bought a ticket for a year
<moop> Or something
<Bad> ..
<Bad> It took 13 years
<Bad> 13 years
<gojira> wtf is IM
<Bad> For people to realize fervor does nothing in aoe2
<Raziel> wtf is fervor
<Bad> monk +15% move speed
<Bad> It did nothing at all
<Bad> And nobody noticed
<moop> tbh
<moop> 15% is not that much
<Bad> It's huge lol
<gojira> its enough to see
<moop> it's like 5% with some 10%
<moop> +-10%
<Bad> 10% move speed for infantry is a game changer
<Bad> So 15% on monks is huge
<gojira> like human eyes can detect a 10% change
<gojira> sorry
<gojira> human perception
<gojira> you can't detect changes smaller than 10% though
<Raziel> 10% on infantry is noticeable because your infantry can chase down enemy retreating infantry suddenly
<Raziel> monks is way more subtle
<Bad> Still hilarious that it took 13 years to detect
<Raziel> yeah
<gojira> 'detect'
<gojira> one dude in the comments on some subforum
<gojira> 'hey guys i checked its not true'
<moop> tbh i knew it all along
<moop> i just didn't want to say anything
<moop> didn't want to be called a fag
<Bad> moop: fag
<Raziel> I'M SO HAPPY THAT MY SERVER IS MANAGED BY SALT!
<moop> why not puppet?
<Raziel> moop: slow, and ruby
<moop> no, salt is written in python
<moop> wtf
<moop> oh you were talking about puppet
<how-hiGh> tfw no appartments to smash a girl
<how-hiGh> Bad what to do
<Bad> car
<how-hiGh> no car
<Bad> club toilet
<Bad> hotel room
<how-hiGh> well club toilet is overly slutty thing, isn't it?!
<Bad> or just get an apartment
<how-hiGh> girl with self respect won't do it in toilet
<FredG> any girl would
<how-hiGh> fuaaaark short on money, but gonna rent it
<Bad> can confirm what FredG says
<Bad> for some reason, movies and stuff teach us that men are sex obsessed and women are pure or whatever
<Bad> but women also like sex you know
<Bad> and if they can't have it in an apartment they'll have it in a toilet
<Bad> they're just as desperate for it as we are
<FredG> ^
<how-hiGh> I don't want to do it in toiler, cuz I'll lose respect for her after it
<Bad> rofl
<Bad> you really have massive personal problems with women and purity
<how-hiGh> I do
<Bad> bro
<Bad> I currently can not bring back women to my flat
<Bad> I split with my ex in march, and she's moving out next week
<Bad> so I know your problem with no apartment to smash a girl
<Bad> I gave you answers
<Bad> car, toilet, hotel
<Bad> they all work and don't make it feel like the girl is worse or like you are shit
<Bad> there are no other good answers
<Bad> you'll have to live with it
<how-hiGh> my fav sex positions are horizontal
<Bad> when you don't have a flat to smash in, you can't be picky
<Bad> hotel room solves that problem though
<how-hiGh> yeah but needs money investment
<Bad> then you live the life everyone in the world lives between about 13 and 25 years old
<Bad> and you do it in a toilet
<Bad> having a place to have sex is the main reason why I got myself my own flat super early tbh
<how-hiGh> well gonna rent appartment I think
<Bad> Having your own place is only good things, not a single negative
<Bad> Worth the money and time you invest in it
<how-hiGh> should I rent for 24 hrs or just like 5-6 hrs?
<FredG> wat
<Bad> wat
<how-hiGh> the appartments
<how-hiGh> there is option to rent for a full day or just several hrs
<Bad> what the fuck am I reading
<Bad> you would rent an apartment just to have sex
<Bad> get a cheap hotel room
<how-hiGh> appartment = 1 room flat
<how-hiGh> hotel rooms are more expensive
<Bad> wtf is wrong with your country
<FredG> lol
<Bad> also I laughed at 5-6hrs
<Bad> it's for sex
<FredG> toilet is better
<how-hiGh> appartment I mean 1 room, kitchen, toilet
<Bad> rent for 5 minutes
<FredG> no such thing as self respect loss or whatever
<Bad> I agree with FredG actually
<FredG> even the girls who seem innocnet as fuck or pure as you put it enjoy toilet fucks
<FredG> or cars
<how-hiGh> Bad I don't cum quickly
<how-hiGh> I please my woman
<Bad> implying all women like when it lasts
<how-hiGh> implying all women wait for it to end ASAP?
<Bad> all I gotta say
<Bad> if you don't cum quickly either you didn't have sex many times in your life
<Bad> either you have very poor partners
<Bad> either you need to discover foreplay
<FredG> lol toilet fuck > 1 minute
<FredG> takes like 10 seconds
<Bad> wtf 10 seconds FredG
<Bad> world record for longest toilet fuck is at 2 seconds
<Bad> you're lying
<Bad> one time I lasted more than 1 second I was so proud
<FredG> rofl
<FredG> yeah that w/e
<FredG> same thing
<FredG> point is, it doesn't last a minute or an hour
<how-hiGh> lol @ cumming fast
<how-hiGh> just lol
<how-hiGh> girl won't beg you for more
<Bad> it depends on the girl, how-hiGh
<Bad> some girls like long fucks
<Bad> others get bored if it lasts too long
<Bad> it's almost like every girl is different wow
<Bad> who'd have thought
<how-hiGh> how can she get bored if she gets numerous orgasms?!!