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#505
<Naypam> funny story related to penises <Naypam> took off my watch and masturbated at like 8am this morning <Naypam> fell asleep <Naypam> slept on my watch <Naypam> woke up with watch mark on my bum <Naypam> true story
#785
<Raziel> sigh <Raziel> mfw making a pull request to jenkins <Valacar> its not like you can get pregnant 0o <Valacar> #toptierkeks
#415
<Steele> ooh i just thought of a meme <moop> was it a nice meme <Steele> v good meme <Steele> i am an independent nation state <Steele> and i don't need no bloc <Steele> something
#268
<Naypam> I just got naked <Naypam> and <Naypam> then tried to put my keys in my pocket <Naypam> dropped them on the floor <Naypam> :(
#170
<Happy0> > Be me, visiting Naypalm's flat for the first time <Happy0> > Enter the RedditEU gaming lounge <Happy0> > goodtimes.jpg <Happy0> > Open my mouth to say 'yoyoyo' and inquire to as the state of the dealio <Happy0> > Trip over the famous cum stain on the carpet <Happy0> > Fall, face first, onto a syringe <Happy0> > Scramble to get up.. Syringes catching on to me everywhere as I flail around <Happy0> > Like I'm in a cactus farm <Happy0> > Find myself in Naypam's bedroom. Blood on the walls, the sheets, everywhere. <Happy0> > Naypam in a k-hole in the corner, shoe on his head, vacant expression <Happy0> > Scream <Happy0> > Run into the money vault <Happy0> help me end this story, guys =[ <Happy0> i'm not sure where to take it!
#433
<Naypalm> This game is tighter than Raziel's ass tho <Raziel> my ass isn't that tight Naypalm <Raziel> because I'm gay
#858
<pitastrudl> im also mad at someone, he had like 3 months to finish his thesis, and he did almost nothing, only started now <pitastrudl> thats me btw
#571
<moop> tried to show muscle to a cute girl here <moop> she just lold <moop> she cute tho <moop> she can lol <moop> i'll allow it <garne> wait what <garne> Is this serious <moop> ye garne <moop> but i did it in a cute jokey way <garne> Bad: please quote this
#638
<Bad> tfw I keep watching this harry potter x-men shit because I'm actually interested in the plot now <moop> rofl <Bad> tfw I keep watching this harry potter x-men shit because I'm actually interested in the plot now <Bad> tfw I keep watching this harry potter x-men shit because I'm actually interested in the plot now <Bad> ok maybe not roll elbow on keyboard
#524
<Valacar> i've even driven professionally <moop> Valacar: the fuck is 'driven professionally' <Bad> moop: he has drive in his work <Bad> drives him to succeed <moop> like my part time work in JIDF <Valacar> i have worked as a lorry driver for 8ish months plus few summers <moop> Valacar: do they realize how awful the word 'bish' sounds? <Valacar> wat? <ad13> lel <ad13> moop saw 8ish and read bish