<how-hiGh> attention please
<how-hiGh> An old man took his phone to a repair shop, they said nothing was wrong with it.
<how-hiGh> He then responds "then why don't my kids ever call me?" As he looked down and walked away slowly...
<Naypam> how-hiGh: why did the chicken cross the road?
<Naypam> to get away from you
<how-hiGh> :/
<how-hiGh> you never eaten ass? srs
<moop> srs
<how-hiGh> ever eaten ass or not moop?
<moop> never
<how-hiGh> lmao must be a virgin
<moop> lmoa
<how-hiGh> Bad` moop never licked girls anus lol @ him
<how-hiGh> moop you are missing out srs
<moop> srs
<how-hiGh> by nowadays standards to be a decent BF you have to lick anus
<Bad> omg no
<Bad> new gmail has this thing on the left side
<Bad> if you click « more »
<Bad> you see your archived google chats
<Bad> There's conversations with my gf of 2006....
<Bad> cringe overload
<Bad> me: <3 :) :D :p ^_^
<Bad> Angela: stop your friggin smilies.P
<Bad> smh
<Bad> wtf I was such a poet
<Bad> me: there's a beautiful thing about sadness just like there's a beauty in happiness, as long as it's not sadness caused by an immovable event (a death, a breakup, etc.)
<moop> how-hiGh: you're just a victim of convenience
<moop> also you're the least gay person here
<ad13> went an adventure, got carried away
<ad13> scottish border towns are beautiful
<ad13> also my bum hurts
<Naypam> so right
<Naypam> I was with dunkyp
<Naypam> rumboald on chess.com
<Naypam> at his flat warming
<Naypam> I got really drunk
<Naypam> like we played this card game
<Naypam> and I filled a pint glass with 50/50 vodka
<Naypam> after already drinking a 35cl to myself
<Naypam> so I finished most of a 70cl of vodka MORE
<Naypam> and then
gotten dressed.
<Naypam> went to the toilet
<Naypam> took off ALL of my clothes
<Naypam> and started masturbating apparently
<Naypam> I don't really remember
<Naypam> my friends had to break down the bathroom door
<Naypam> and they found me naked masturbating
<Happy0> lmao.. good god :|
<moop> wtf lol
<moop> if (item1 == 0) do_something()
<moop> item1 is not 0
<moop> yet the code goes into do_something() anyways
<moop> wtf ???
<gojira> what are you doing moop
<moop> working
<gojira> and you are asking us how to compare values in languyages
<gojira> ?
<Raziel> Var dump item1
<moop> like am i retarded
<moop> can't be
<gojira> well
<gojira> it's either going to be 'item1 is actually 0'
<moop> i am retarded but like wtf i can't see it
<gojira> or you don't actually have that code
<moop> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/7cqZSvwv/
<moop> is the debugger retarded
<moop> no i am retarded
<moop> wtf
<gojira> ...
<Raziel> Do you even know what the logical or does
<gojira> i don't think so
<Bad> lmao
<gojira> probably thinks its used to make it pretty?
<Bad> this is hilarious
<Bad> next level fail
<moop> oh fuck
<moop> yeah i am retarded
<moop> also wtf is up with culture people genitalia
<zid> money, in norway, much like salmon, just leaps out at you and lands in your boat
<ad13> gojira is a french heavy metal band named after the japanese stem for godzilla
<ad13> i just though he really liked JIRA