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#242
<lovely> dudes <lovely> you know what i bought? <lovely> i have motherfucking toilet paper <lovely> with vitamin e <kage> lol <lovely> how cool is that?
#678
<ad13> love watching the rugby on bbc alba <ad13> penis for everyone
#659
<Naypalm> I just wanna cum <Naypalm> awwww yeeah <Naypalm> god damn <Naypalm> allllll nighhttttt <Naypalm> alllllll nayyyyyyyyytttttttttyyyyyy <Naypalm> nay is in everything <Naypalm> grr <Naypalm> argh
#35
* BadFurDay has joined #redditeu <BadFurDay> god damn <BadFurDay> I need anger management courses <BadFurDay> there was a trio of little fucks in the bus who were talking about skiddy shit <BadFurDay> gloating about how they were pissing off their teachers by giving their homework in password protected tar.gz <BadFurDay> gloating about how they could crack the passes of their school's computers in 20 seconds <BadFurDay> and making plans about how they'd best piss off their teachers next <BadFurDay> of note: "tar.gz is like, the best troll, because you can like, only open it on linux" <BadFurDay> I exploded at the little fucks and put them back in place <BadFurDay> they looked all ruined and mad <BadFurDay> but then people in the bus got even madder <BadFurDay> and asked me to step out <BadFurDay> had to walk home ffs
#211
<Garner> hmm make svXhVLnwF47UaqfAgYgJ <Garner> sense*
#432
<Naypam> oli would be here <Naypam> but y'know <Naypam> Raziel <Raziel> WAT <Raziel> you afraid of me stealing her you mean? <Naypam> what with your massive gay penis? <Naypam> she's both homophobic and nordophobic <Raziel> rofl <Raziel> I'd be ok with having a massive gay penis <Naypam> sounds pretty gay bro <Raziel> well yeah the word "gay" is in it <Raziel> of course it sounds gay <Garner> Mfw Raziel penis is gay <Garner> But not him <Garner> ???( <Raziel> my penis has a life of its own <Valacar> a life of a hermit?
#172
<Naypam> got my blue snowball detected by linux <Naypam> by dropping it on the floor
#95
<dux0r> sometimes i lower my seat n pretend im a midget <kage> sometimes nay lowers his seat and pretends to be of normal height. <nonpc> *slowclap*
#271
<how-hiGh> moop how did you quit being awkward? <how-hiGh> advice
#739
<fgarnier_> anyway need to go out before ida arrives <fgarnier_> buy some flower, and other surprise shit <fgarnier_> like ice cream etc <Raziel> do surprise shit in toilet pls <fgarnier_> what is surprise shit in toilet <Raziel> surprise shit belongs in the toilet <fgarnier_> it’s ok i don’t need to shit <Raziel> that's what you think <Raziel> that's why it's surpise shit [ 10 minutes later ] <fgarnier_> FUCK YOU raziel <fgarnier_> i have to shit. how did you predict this <Raziel> surprise shit :)))