<Bad> omg no
<Bad> new gmail has this thing on the left side
<Bad> if you click « more »
<Bad> you see your archived google chats
<Bad> There's conversations with my gf of 2006....
<Bad> cringe overload
<Bad> me: <3 :) :D :p ^_^
<Bad> Angela: stop your friggin smilies.P
<Bad> smh
<Bad> wtf I was such a poet
<Bad> me: there's a beautiful thing about sadness just like there's a beauty in happiness, as long as it's not sadness caused by an immovable event (a death, a breakup, etc.)
<Naypam> god damn my toilet is broke
<lovely> broken I assume?
<Naypam> broke!
<lovely> is it an gash?
<Naypam> not sure how to activate the toilet from inside the pool of water
* Naypam stupid
<Naypam> nothing pulls! but the toilet handle is a lever1
<Naypam> so idk
<Naypam> it's come detached from something
<kage> haiku left for 1 day
<kage> and your house completely falls apart
<kage> i'd check if there are any screws missing
<lovely> haha
<gojira> I can't breathe this is too funny.
<gojira> Someone I know. At her teambuilding excercise.
<gojira> Had to do on interpretive dance.
<gojira> Not alone but with her team.
<Naypam> that isn't teambuilding
<Naypam> that is hummiliation?
<gojira> And they all had to dance to pretend to be parts of their infrastructure.
<gojira> Nojoke.
<Naypam> how
<gojira> She was the NFS.
<gojira> lmao
<how-hiGh> anyone understands body language?
<how-hiGh> I found out that pussy of my ex-GF was wet several times when we sat in cafe
<fgarnier> omg bad
<fgarnier> the autistic rat
<fgarnier> what happened to him
<Bad> autistic ra
<Bad> what
<fgarnier> fatboy sljm
<fgarnier> or whatever his name idk
<Bad> the fuck
<fgarnier> the autistic rat
<fgarnier> with the piano
<Bad> what is wrong with you
<fgarnier> omfg ill search myelf
<fgarnier> they are in space
<fgarnier> and sing sometimed
<Bad> wtf
<Bad> OH
<Bad> Ratboy genius
<Bad`> Do you have an extra chromosome?
<Bad`> Are you mentally deficient?
<Bad`> I'm ok with handicapped people, I'd rather just know it so I don't offend you
<Bad`> Maybe autism?
<InfernalBadger> .
<Bad`> It's ok you can tell us
<InfernalBadger> Ok, i got the
<InfernalBadger> Cant handle fucking morons syndrome
<Bad`> Wow I just got rekt
<InfernalBadger> And i need to take my medicine
<Raziel> how have you not commited suicide?
<InfernalBadger> Because i just read this
<Bad`> Raziel: Is this how you greet eachother in norway?
<Bad`> Seems like a standard greeting
<Bad`> Hello neighbors, suicided yet?
<Bad`> Nope, depressed but alive, you?
<Bad`> I tried yesterday but I'm too beta to do it
<Bad`> Norwegian conversation
<Bad`> Average.
<Bad> He was laughing because he couldn't reach the balls
<Bad> So he had to suck harder
<Bad> And it made him laughk
<Bad> Just then he looks up and sees me taking a picture of him sucking the balls as hard as possible
<Bad> So he was probably thinking « eh »
<moop> The balls were good tho
<how-high> gf caught wet napkins near my bed and it was a huge scandal
<how-high> srs
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* Garner has quit
<BFD|Slave> gtfo world of tanks ad :(
<Raziel> this is more important than watching gsl
<BFD|Slave> not relaxing
<BFD|Slave> I want zoozoo
<BFD|Slave> Gonna go watch zoozoo on youtube instead
<BFD|Slave> Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1unKjzlfrFA
* BFD|Slave chills
<Raziel> THE AUDIO ISN'T CHOPPY
<Raziel> I NEED MY STREET DRUG ZOOZOO AD WITH CHOPPY AUDIO
<BFD|Slave> omg
<BFD|Slave> zoozoo started in gsl
<BFD|Slave> zoozoo is playing TWICE on my browser
<BFD|Slave> SIMULTANEOUSLY
<Raziel> LOL
* BFD|Slave dies