<Raziel> we're having a jolly chat about life then suddenly "they're coming top we need more gold coins on the tower and creep the minions moop go mid in 10 seconds we need to zone them out oh shit I'm dying oh wait I'm not oh shit I'm dying oh wait I'm not oh shit I'm dead"
<Raziel> shut the fuck up omg
<Garner> I am a retard
<Naypalm> https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Offended
<nonpc> omg
<nonpc> what
<nonpc> the
<nonpc> fuck
<Naypam> I read about spooning in my mum's porno book (no pictures) when I was about 8yo
<Naypam> was in the bathroom
<BadFurDay> ROFL
<Naypam> was like "hmm I'll read this"
<Raziel> your mum's porno book
<Raziel> porno book (no pictures)
<BadFurDay> Raziel: his mum's porno book
<BadFurDay> no pictures
<Naypam> I would actually take her into my basement
<Naypam> and do bad things to her
<Naypam> funny story related to penises
<Naypam> took off my watch and masturbated at like 8am this morning
<Naypam> fell asleep
<Naypam> slept on my watch
<Naypam> woke up with watch mark on my bum
<Naypam> true story
<Naypam> oli would be here
<Naypam> but y'know
<Naypam> Raziel
<Raziel> WAT
<Raziel> you afraid of me stealing her you mean?
<Naypam> what with your massive gay penis?
<Naypam> she's both homophobic and nordophobic
<Raziel> rofl
<Raziel> I'd be ok with having a massive gay penis
<Naypam> sounds pretty gay bro
<Raziel> well yeah the word "gay" is in it
<Raziel> of course it sounds gay
<Garner> Mfw Raziel penis is gay
<Garner> But not him
<Garner> ???(
<Raziel> my penis has a life of its own
<Valacar> a life of a hermit?
<moop> hmm Bad you think i should prepurchase ams museum tickets?
<Bad> So moop how was the museum without prepurchasing ticket?
<Bad> Did you get denied entry?
<moop> Bad I think I bought a ticket for a year
<moop> Or something
<Bad> ..
<rian> who wants to bed the nore will show up in a bit
<rian> being all like 'omg i drank too much'
<rian> ?
<moop> pretty sure it'll happen
<Raziel> wew
<Raziel> sup
<Raziel> hello?
<moop> so how dead are you Raziel
<moop> pls respond
<Raziel> not at all
<Raziel> only 3 beers
[... the next day...]
<Raziel> oh lawd
<Raziel> I only had 3 beers but due to no real dinner yesterday I feel hungover anyway
<nonpc> I would love to be in lovely :)