<Wan> There's a Lemon curve ad right in front of me
<Wan> Train in 4 minutes
<Wan> Naypam would probably masturbate while waiting
<Wan> And yet I'm here, staring blankly at a lingerie ad because of a FUCKING PUN BASED ON A GORILLA FACE ON A KEY
<Naypam> I wouldn't mind being a fairy
<Naypam> of the elven variety though
<Bad> the next person to type a line after this one is a MASSIVE tier 1 faggot who dreams of licking Raziel's arse
<moop> oh oof wrote everything in the address bar accidentalyl
<Raziel> suddenly penis pain
<garne> you fap too much
<Raziel> fapped too little
<Raziel> that's what
<Valacar> or aids
<dat_eye_-> Valacar
<dat_eye_-> Are you male?
<Raziel> PEP 420
<Raziel> yolo
<pitastrudl> im also mad at someone, he had like 3 months to finish his thesis, and he did almost nothing, only started now
<pitastrudl> thats me btw
<Raziel> you got something against the gay?
<Raziel> clearly not since you're playing urt with frenchies
<Naypam> let me get a rough estimate of my lifetime masturbations
<Naypam> about 8200 times
<Naypam> easily going to hit 10k faps like
<Naypam> in the next year or two
<Naypam> wonder if I'll hit 100k
<Naypam> that would be quite hard
<lively> you going to fap 4 times a day nay?
<Naypam> no but average now is twice a day
<Naypam> used to be 4-5 times a day
<Naypam> morning and night, sometimes when I get home from work
<BFD|Slave> Naypam: wanker
<dux0r> 21900 faps
<dux0r> at least
<Naypam> rofl
<Naypam> god damn that's way more than me
<Naypam> even including the age difference
<dux0r> 4*365*15
<Naypam> 4
<Naypam> FOUR
<lively> 4
<Naypam> I only did 4-5 when I was a teenager
<dux0r> i told u i was hardcore mother fuckers
<Juno> why not just all speak english
<Juno> like most intelligent people
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<Steele> sup
<how-hiGh> moop how did you quit being awkward?
<how-hiGh> advice