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#199
<BFD|Slave> I value my heterosexuality too much <BFD|Slave> to drink fruit beer
#155
<Naypam> perl's a joke language that I use to joke in
#629
<Raziel> suddenly penis pain <garne> you fap too much <Raziel> fapped too little <Raziel> that's what <Valacar> or aids <dat_eye_-> Valacar <dat_eye_-> Are you male?
#105
<haiku> SHUT THE FUCK UP NAYPAM NEXT TIME NO MORE FOOD
#291
<moop> man i need to buy a shaving knife
#452
<Raziel> hate headaches so much <Raziel> especially because they only ever happen on weekends <moop> thank you Raziel <Raziel> for what? <moop> you're the closest i have to gf excuse of not wanting to have sex <moop> <3
#796
<Bad> omg no <Bad> new gmail has this thing on the left side <Bad> if you click « more » <Bad> you see your archived google chats <Bad> There's conversations with my gf of 2006.... <Bad> cringe overload <Bad> me: <3 :) :D :p ^_^ <Bad> Angela: stop your friggin smilies.P <Bad> smh <Bad> wtf I was such a poet <Bad> me: there's a beautiful thing about sadness just like there's a beauty in happiness, as long as it's not sadness caused by an immovable event (a death, a breakup, etc.)
#72
<nonpc> shit <nonpc> I need to take a bath <nonpc> in 8 mintues <nonpc> fuck fuck fuck <Naypam> :o <Raziel> shower instead <Raziel> problem fixed <nonpc> Raziel, naw <nonpc> my fingernails are very dirty <nonpc> I need very warm water to put them in <nonpc> :| <Raziel> rofl <BadFurDay> this is <BadFurDay> the worst excuse ever <nonpc> no, seriously <nonpc> I couldnt wash them <nonpc> fucking bicycle
#849
<Bad> wc3 story <Bad> When I installed wc3 I couldn't believe how pretty it was <Bad> Invited a friend over to see <Bad> Cinematic starts <Bad> Campaign mission where Jaina arrives <Bad> HI MY NAME IS JAINA PROUDMORE <Bad> Then the game gets stuck for some reason and it just loops <Bad> JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE <Bad> Shamed me <Bad> Fuck wc3
#641
<moop> also the lady that was on the phone kept calling me a she <moop> 🤔 <moop> this is pretty emasculating <moop> should i sue her for emasculating a cripple? <Raziel> moop adventures <moop> she literally attacked my identity <moop> this is horrible <moop> i could get depressed <moop> could kill myself <moop> she should be put in jail <moop> I AM A MAN <moop> a manly man * moop flexes 💪 <Valacar> the more important thing is that you did not correct her <moop> rofl i actually did <moop> Valacar: you think she cared? <moop> she was mocking me <moop> tbh she realized eventually <moop> not when i corrected her tho <Valacar> wew <Valacar> harsh <moop> this is worse than rape by deception