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#521
<moop> like remember in army <moop> i needed at least a week to get used to new environment before i could masturbate <moop> duno why
#181
<Naypam> pretty sure you can? I think BBC Radio is free worldwide <lovely> We don't pay our tv costs Naypam. <lovely> So they might send inspectors after us. <Naypam> haha, the BBC? <BadFurDay> rofl BBC inspectors <BadFurDay> They would be all like « you wot m8 » <lovely> YOU WOT M8 <lovely> NAE LICENSE!? <lovely> AGAINST THE WALL <BadFurDay> Exactly how I picture it <lovely> With their top hats. <lovely> And bobby uniforms. <lovely> And they'll haul a red phone booth with them. <lovely> And ride a double decker bus. <Naypam> omfg it's not like that at all <Naypam> they write you a letter <BadFurDay> yes Naypam, that's the first step <Naypam> then apparently come and check and say "let us in" <Naypam> and you say "no" <BadFurDay> a letter handwritten by the queen <Naypam> and then they can't come back <Naypam> because they have no actual authority <BadFurDay> then the double deck bus arrives <BadFurDay> with the guards <BadFurDay> and their marge simpson hats <lovely> only the guards cant move BadFurDay <lovely> so they just stand there <lovely> in silence <Naypam> omg <Naypam> not even like that <Naypam> wtf <BadFurDay> wow Naypam are you even british? <BadFurDay> scotland is part of queen's land <lovely> while they eat a "pie" <BadFurDay> Hopefully under an umbrella <lovely> MY DEAR OLD CHAP, NAE LICENSE!? <lovely> BRING IN THE GUARDS! <lovely> And they just stand there.
#276
<Raziel> this channel is killing my poetic and creative spirit <Bad`> >your poetic and creative spirit <Bad`> hehehe <Raziel> srs <Bad`> Utoya, by Raziel: « Utoya o aisle of freedom where foreigners were burned like the rice of my heart, my pillow yellows itself as I dare lay my thoughts upon you »
#854
<fredosan> ROFL OUTSIDE OF IT <fredosan> wait wrong window
#212
<Raziel> dat millisecond precision <Raziel> or microsecond <Raziel> not sure <Garner> Naypam's dick second <Garner> because micro
#63
* Marco__ has joined #redditeu <Marco__> hello world <Raziel> o_o <Juno> POLO <Marco__> i found you <Raziel> did you now <Raziel> and who would you be <Marco__> sure did <nonpc> Marco__, touch his private parts now
#474
<Naypam> Can't play Dota with a hangover
#574
<Bad> imma just say moop <Bad> (adult) Jodelle looks like the first guy I ever seriously dated
#369
<Naypam> I was given a variant of that to help me sleep and it changed my thought patterns exactly as you say <Naypam> I fucking hated it <Naypam> couldn't handle not being able to think normally <Naypam> didn't take any more after that <Naypam> what was it called, hm <moop> aw <Naypam> might have been citalopram but idk <moop> i think it would be cool to have a completely different think pattern <Naypam> I wanted the doctor to give me benzos <Naypam> well idk how it's affecting Bad, moop, I'm all for different thinking patterns <Naypam> but it was like it shut down my brain <Bad> Naypam: you know what I am experiencing man <Naypam> stopped me thinking <Naypam> made me "slow" <ad13> so what you are saying Naypam <ad13> is you were an upstanding member of society <ad13> then a doctor gave you zoloft <ad13> and now you're facing jail for running a criminal empire?
#727
<Valacar> Phixion gets a "good morning" and all i get is "fuck off Valacar"... i liked the world more when germans were the mortal enemies of france -!- Valacar has quit [Signed off]