<how-hiGh> Bad
<how-hiGh> how long do you last in bed? no homo
<moop> no homo?
<Bad> 10000 hours
<Bad> you forgot to add srs how-hiGh
<Bad> so I answered not seriously
<how-hiGh> srs Bad
<Bad> ok
<how-hiGh> on a serious note*
<Bad> it depends
<Bad> sometimes it's 2 minutes, sometimes it's 2 hours
<how-hiGh> frauding
<how-hiGh> 2 hrs
<Bad> depends on the context and the situation
<how-hiGh> well quickie in toilet on party for example
<Bad> LOL
<Bad> that would be 0.1 seconds
<Bad> and then shame
<how-hiGh> why shame
<Bad> because 0.1 seconds
<how-hiGh> who cares what women think srs
<how-hiGh> its not alpha
<Bad> I'm not alpha
<Bad> I'm not beta either though
<how-hiGh> omega
<Bad> yeah I'm omega
<Bad> exactly
<Bad> omega male
<how-hiGh> its worse than beta btw
<Bad> no problem
<Bad> keep getting muscled body
<Bad> I'll go get women on my side
<Bad> :)
<how-hiGh> maybe you even let women to sit on your face to please them?
<how-hiGh> srs
<Bad> if they like it, sure
<how-hiGh> and you do stuff with your tongue, right?
<Bad> of course
<Garner> what am i reading
<Garner> high school redditeu
<Bad> Garner: I'm helping how-hiGh understand what being normal is like, but it's not easy
<how-hiGh> well I don't know about pussay licking
<how-hiGh> it's not natural
<Raziel> you don't know about pussy lucking
<Raziel> only asshole licking?
<Garner> didn't they teach you about sex in school, how-hiGh
<how-hiGh> I lick nipples
<how-hiGh> and necks
<how-hiGh> hope its enough
<Bad> For some women it's enough
<Bad> For others it's not
<Bad> Every woman likes different things
<Bad> Some don't like pussy licking, some love it
<how-hiGh> latter are called whores, right?
<Bad> Maybe
<Raziel> by nowadays standards to be a decent BF you have to lick anus
<Garner> if you don't do it you virgin
<Garner> srs
<Bad> Raziel: srs
<how-hiGh> Raziel quoting me right now :D
<how-hiGh> Bad what is pussy juice tastes like?
<Bad> LOL
<Bad> I can't even answer this question
<how-hiGh> do you enjoy it?
<Bad> pussy juice has no taste
<Bad> it has as much taste as kissing a mouth or whatever
<how-hiGh> its like saliva?
<Bad> unless your woman is not clean at all
<Bad> some women have a bit of a taste
<how-hiGh> Bad can you be my mentor? I might need to contact you when I'll get a GF
<Bad> but never seen a bad one
<Bad> LOL
<Bad> this is too funny
<Raziel> omfg
<Garner> yes
<Bad> Raziel: help
<Garner> he can be
<how-hiGh> semi srs
<Bad> (troll)
<Raziel> I spit out water
<Raziel> brb
<Bad> hahahahhaha
<Garner> rofl'd
<Bad> You know how-hiGh
<Bad> The thing that you need to do is actually communicate with your girl
<Bad> Ask her what she likes or does not like when you have sex
<Bad> And tell her what you would like her to do when you have sex
<Bad> It will be better for you and her
<how-hiGh> I remember making a thread on bb.com about losing my virginity
<Garner> wat
<Bad> Garner: It's a tradition on bb.com
<how-hiGh> and they said it was weird of me to ask her several times whether she came or not
<Bad> phaggot
<Garner> oh
<Bad> LOL
<Bad> You do not ask that
<Garner> jhahahahahaha
<Bad> At all
<Bad> If a woman comes you notice it
<how-hiGh> I didn't know then
<moop> if Bad gonna mentor how-hiGh i want him to mentor me too
<Bad> Hahahhaha
<Bad> Poor girl
<moop> i want to learn to cook like Bad
<Bad> She must have felt so ashamed
<Bad> moop: Sure, it's easy ! Anytime
<Garner> maybe not
<Garner> maybe girls in ukraine are also weird
<how-hiGh> Bad I want to assure you that she came several times during that night
<Garner> is it lesbian if i suck penis
<Garner> srs
<Bad> Garner: Imagine having sex as a girl and your guy keeps asking if you came
<how-hiGh> because my endurance was on top level
<how-hiGh> lol
<how-hiGh> I asked not during the actual intercourse, but in short breaks we took
<Garner> oh yeah
<Garner> tea time
<Garner> standard
<Bad> You do not need to ask that after sex rofl
<Bad> You will know by yourself if she came or not
<Bad> There are things a woman can't fake
<moop> well tbh some people can't read others
<moop> like, autists
<Bad> Yes moop it's called autism
<Bad> :D
<Bad> m'oop
<how-hiGh> are you hinting on me
<moop> how-hiGh: no i'm hinting on me
<Bad> type hinting
<how-hiGh> well
<how-hiGh> Bad so its okay to ask a girl "do you want me to lick your sugar walls?"
<Bad> Yes
<how-hiGh> on first date or before actual sex?
<Garner> rofl
<Bad> When the sex starts
<Bad> Before inserting penis in vagina
<Bad> You can ask if she enjoys receiving oral
<moop> and do call them sugar walls
<Bad> Most women do, but not all
<Garner> ^
<Bad> So it's better to ask
<how-hiGh> okay thanks for making it clear
<how-hiGh> I never had one
<how-hiGh> > age 24
<Bad> I like blowjobs, but not from every girl
<Bad> Some girls give garbage blowjobs
<moop> and stick a finger up the bum
<moop> yes
<moop> i know
<Bad> Yeah that doesn't help hhahahah
<Garner> hhahahah
<how-hiGh> you notice how Raziel becomes silent when we share our sex experience?
<how-hiGh> looks like self ownage
<how-hiGh> he must be jelly as hell
<Bad> Clearly is
<Bad> Right now Raziel is EXTREMELY jelly
<Bad> I am 100% sure of it
<how-hiGh> yeah might even doing desperate jerking right now
<Garner> i'd prefer being virgin than being how-hiGh
<how-hiGh> thats offensive
<Raziel> fuck off I'm watching true detective
<how-hiGh> Bad is answering all question tonight
<Bad> you get a very thin hollow glass tube and insert it into a man's urethra then you hit the penis with a hammer, smashing said glass tube inside of the guys penis.
<Raziel> I started taking beer today
<Bad> Raziel: this usage of « taking » makes it sound like a hard drug
<Bad> like you injected beer in your veins with a syringe
<Raziel> well it is isn't it
<Bad> or sniffed beer
<Bad> Yeah it is a hard drug
<Bad> But I mean
<Raziel> I took it orally
<Bad> name of your sextape
< kage> i masturbated in the sink in my highschool's info lab a few times
< kage> started to smell really bad
...
< kage> the funniest thing is
< kage> everyone was fucking smelling my cum
< kage> but had no idea what it waas
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<mooper> sorry i kept fucking up
* Naypam blows bubbles in the shit
<how-hiGh> I think I just found anti-fap cure
<moop> anti-fap?
<moop> what's anti-fap
<how-hiGh> okay fap cure
<how-hiGh> when you are really horny and can't control yourself anymore
<moop> ye
<moop> what's the cure
<how-hiGh> you already went to the porn site, but the trick is to search for gay porn. It will kill your boner very fast
<how-hiGh> already tested several times, always work
<how-hiGh> however those things cannot be unseen
<moop> this how-hiGh
<how-hiGh> but we're grown men, reight?
<Bad> I thought Captain America was like 1h too long
<Bad> But many scenes in this trailer aren't even in the movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbayiPxkUMM
<Bad> Clearly it was even longer in first cut
<Bad> Oh wait that's not the same captain america
<Juno> so i'm talking to her 6 yr old daughter
<zid> did you get her number?
<fredosan> penis size matters
<fredosan> sorry
<Phixion> im fine
<Phixion> I measured
<fredosan> at work?
<fredosan> nice
<Phixion> pro of being alone in the office
<fredosan> no cctv?
<Phixion> nope
<fredosan> nice
<Phixion> would break ashitton of laws iirc
<Phixion> having cctv that is
<fredosan> ;-)
<Phixion> dick out is fine
<fredosan> they won’t see
<fredosan> it’s ok
<Bad> MOOP STOLE THE PHRASE
<Bad> STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS (2013)
<Bad> AROUND 20:00 IN THE MOVIE
<Bad> « I KNOW YOU BETTER THAN YOU THINK I DO »
<Bad> I KNEW IT MOOP
<Bad> I KNEW YOU HAD NO CREATIVE TALENT