<how-hiGh> I want you to aware how to determine whether girl is slut or not basing on how many guys she had
<how-hiGh> new formula
<how-hiGh> scientifically proven
<how-hiGh> anyone is interested or not? because it's kinda complex so I don't want to waste my time if no one wants to listen
<Bad> yes
<Bad> I want to know
<moop> how-hiGh: go for it
<how-hiGh> okay
<Raziel> in this moment, I am awared
<Bad> not because of a puny god's blessing, but because I am about to be enlightened by how-hiGh
<how-hiGh> basically you have to sum length of all dicks girl she have, and if girl can jump from such height safely without getting injured she is not slut. For example average dick is like 15 cm, so if girl had only 3 men she would step off such height easily = not slut. But if she had 15 for example, this means 2.25 meters so she would sprain her ankle jumping from such height = slut
<Naypam> got my blue snowball detected by linux
<Naypam> by dropping it on the floor
<Raziel> that feeling when you're proud of your shit
<Raziel> didn't have to wipe a lot, didn't smell awful, they were all lying in an orderly fashion in the toilet bowl
<Raziel> almost felt like taking a picture
<Raziel> Erm
<Raziel> So
<Raziel> There's gotta be a first time for everything in life right
<Naypam> please Raziel
<Naypam> continue
<moop> oh boy Raziel
<moop> just had gay sex the poor lad
<Naypam> I know rite moop
<Naypam> glad our minds went to the same place
<Raziel> Including having an irresistible shit while you're biking home to your hotel
<moop> oh boy
<moop> that's no fun Raziel
<moop> what did you do
<Raziel> Like diarrhea level shit
<Naypam> I guess that riding the bike
<Naypam> would open your arse a bit
<moop> did you reach the hotel?
<Raziel> Yes I just finished showering
<Bad> Lmao Raziel you moron
<Raziel> Showering me and my clothes...
<Raziel> :-(
<moop> aw :(
<moop> but, like, were there casualties Raziel
<Raziel> I don't know
<moop> well now you have a story Raziel
<Raziel> I even went to the toilet before leaving
<moop> means you ate something bad
<Raziel> No shits were had then
<Raziel> At least i could move fast on a mostly empty bike road
<Raziel> And run up to my hotel room
<Raziel> This was a huge amount
<Raziel> Like
<Raziel> I don't even want to describe
<Raziel> Seafood + alcohol
<Raziel> Not good for me
<Raziel> But i swear i went on the toilet just before leaving!
<Raziel> I took every precaution :-(
<Naypam> rofl Raziel
<Naypam> poor
<ad13> hah, disaster
<Valacar> wait so this was Raziel's first time he shat outdoors?
<Raziel> I've shat outdoors before valacar
<Raziel> But usually i pull down my pants and squat first
<Valacar> oh wait you shat on the move?
<moop> ya Raziel
<moop> why didn't you stop the explosive diarrhea
<moop> just find a cork
<moop> ez
<moop> ok that's too mean
<moop> i'm sorry Raziel
<moop> cheer up, it's all over now
<Valacar> pls moop it's too late for moopsies
<ad13> haha, good show though
<Raziel> I was on the bike, suddenly shit, panicked, biked back to hotel as fast as I could, ran to my room and showered while taking my clothes off
<moop> poor bike
<Valacar> the critical question that begs for an answer is the volume of shit that got out
<Raziel> Did you expect me to measure the volume?
<ad13> well, feel free to use a freeform scale
<Raziel> My shirt got stained, that should tell you enough
<ad13> roflllllllllllllllll HOW? HOW???
<Valacar> so thats quite bad
<Raziel> I dunno man
<Raziel> Squeezed upwards by the bike seat?
<Bad> I was doing all this sports shit right
<Bad> Rollerblading used to be seen as not gay back in the day so there were always groupie-ish girls
<Bad> And this one once told me my parents are gone tonight I'll be bored wanna come over :)))))
<Bad> I said no I have to practice for next week's race and I'll need sleep
<Bad> Took me like 5 years to have a random flashback memory to this scene
<Bad> That made me cringe so hard I had to stop walking and start talking out loud to myself
<Bad> I think everyone who's been social in their teens went through such an experience
<Bad> With or without remembering it
<Raziel> thank god I wasn't social
[sometime later]
<Raziel> https://www.twitch.tv/shadder2k placements about to happen
<Raziel> this was massively entertainign last time he did it
<moop> eh i'll watch
<Raziel> wanna mumble while we watch moop?
<moop> Raziel: nah but ty
<gojira> Bad: ^
<gojira> moop just didnt realized )
<moop> wtf lol
<moop> if (item1 == 0) do_something()
<moop> item1 is not 0
<moop> yet the code goes into do_something() anyways
<moop> wtf ???
<gojira> what are you doing moop
<moop> working
<gojira> and you are asking us how to compare values in languyages
<gojira> ?
<Raziel> Var dump item1
<moop> like am i retarded
<moop> can't be
<gojira> well
<gojira> it's either going to be 'item1 is actually 0'
<moop> i am retarded but like wtf i can't see it
<gojira> or you don't actually have that code
<moop> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/7cqZSvwv/
<moop> is the debugger retarded
<moop> no i am retarded
<moop> wtf
<gojira> ...
<Raziel> Do you even know what the logical or does
<gojira> i don't think so
<Bad> lmao
<gojira> probably thinks its used to make it pretty?
<Bad> this is hilarious
<Bad> next level fail
<moop> oh fuck
<moop> yeah i am retarded
<Juno> so i'm talking to her 6 yr old daughter
<zid> did you get her number?
<nonpc> Raziel, you can buy me
<nonpc> I will play games with you
<lively> yeah raziel
<nonpc> and I will be shit at them so
<lively> you should buy a slave
<nonpc> you feel good about yourself
<Raziel> haha
<lively> he can clean the house
<lively> suck dicks
<nonpc> yea
<lively> etc
<nonpc> easy
<lively> and you don't have to buy a bidet
<lively> since you'll have nonpc
<BFD|Slave> So nonpc
<BFD|Slave> What do you think about anal stimulation?
<BFD|Slave> Inserting items into your own ass for sexual enjoyment?
<nonpc> well.
<nonpc> not my thing, as of now.
<nonpc> whatever makes you feel good, I suppose.
<lively> i like the as of now
<lively> keeping his faggot side open
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