<nonpc> shit
<nonpc> I need to take a bath
<nonpc> in 8 mintues
<nonpc> fuck fuck fuck
<Naypam> :o
<Raziel> shower instead
<Raziel> problem fixed
<nonpc> Raziel, naw
<nonpc> my fingernails are very dirty
<nonpc> I need very warm water to put them in
<nonpc> :|
<Raziel> rofl
<BadFurDay> this is
<BadFurDay> the worst excuse ever
<nonpc> no, seriously
<nonpc> I couldnt wash them
<nonpc> fucking bicycle
<Bad> I am probably a multiple time cuckold IВ don't give a single shit hahahahah
<Bad> The last 5 minutes of IRC are the most ad13
<Bad> Needs just a few more acronyms
<Raziel> omg mind blown
<Raziel> ad is also an abbreviation
<Raziel> I knew this all along but never saw the connection until now
<gojira> well... yea
<gojira> and naypam means no diazepam
<ad13> rofl
<Raziel> hahaha
<gojira> like
<gojira> how do you not know these things
<Raziel> are you currently pooing?
<garne> yes
<Raziel> you're typing very fast for being on the phone
<Raziel> did you bring your desktop computer to the bathroom?
<garne> laptop
<garne> :D
<Garner> OMG THE SAUSAGE
<Garner> haven't HAD THIS IN YEARS
<lovely> dudes
<lovely> you know what i bought?
<lovely> i have motherfucking toilet paper
<lovely> with vitamin e
<kage> lol
<lovely> how cool is that?
<nonpc> Say congrats on the new job!
<nonpc> Mr. Naypam
<nonpc> Self-employed
<Naypam> but that was a basic game
<Naypam> BASIC
<Naypam> game
<Naypam> thanks nonpc
<Naypam> fuck off
* Q sets mode: +o Naypam
<nonpc> gz Naypam
* Naypam sets mode: +b nonpc!*@*
* nonpc was kicked by Naypam (nonpc)
[later]
<nonpc> I'll be damned if I ever come back to this piece of shit channel
<nonpc> Laiz, could you shut the fuck up. No one gives a shit, you never say anything that's remotely useful. You're clearly a waste of the bytes you transfer to/from the internet.
<how-hiGh> hello guys
<Q> [how-hiGh] has earned the achievement [Self Obsessed]!
<Bad> what
<Bad> the
<Bad> fuck
<moop> i'd fuck Bad
<gojira> you'd fuck anything with a hole and a heartbeat and the second part is optional
<moop> that's what i said
<Raziel> My hand has a heart beat
<gojira> is this Raziel suggesting moop can fuck his hand?
<Bad> Raziel: please elaborate on your odd as fuck phrase
<gojira> yea
<gojira> wtf