<Naypalm> oh oh oh
<Naypalm> remember that story about the girl I didn't rape?
<Naypalm> turns out she's notorious in aberdeen as a fucking psyco
<Naypalm> (y)
<Garner_> wat
<Naypalm> yeah
<Naypalm> name's chloe
<Raziel> .....
<Raziel> there aren't that many girls you haven't raped since you expect us to remember her, I take it
<Naypalm> just one that I didn't rape!
<Naypalm> wait
<Naypalm> no
<Garner_> o_o
<Naypalm> yeah
<Raziel> wtf it's a 350 line C program
<Raziel> I can work with this
[.. 10 minutes later ..]
<Raziel> god this code
<Raziel> MIXED TABS AND SPACES
<Raziel> incompetent linux swine bastards
[.. 20 minutes later ..]
<Raziel> oh god
<Raziel> I regret looking at this
<how-hiGh> anyone doing cold showers here?
<how-hiGh> it raises testosterone levels
<how-hiGh> brah it really works it seems
<how-hiGh> I wouldn't recommend bullshit to my fellas
<how-hiGh> brb sex drive
<how-hiGh> brb self confidence
<how-hiGh> brb masculinity
<how-hiGh> brb "animalistic instincts"
<Garner> i am having a Skype convo with my d
<kage> http://i3.minus.com/ibvvdSalngwckY.jpg
<kage> oh content aware fill
<kage> you so good
<Raziel> ;P
<GalacticPrick> LOL very nice
<lovely> that's the worst photoshop yet kage
<lovely> you can still the fucking pole
<lovely> just blurred
<lovely> >-<
<kage> the shit nigga, you spend more than 3 minutes on it
<lovely> so
<lovely> you fuck girls for 2 minutes
<lovely> because its good
<lovely> no
<lovely> you put effort in it
<lovely> and the outcome is good
<lovely> not like this
<Raziel> hahaha
<lovely> you look like you do halfassed work in a halfassed timeframe now
<kage> yes, you should definetly put in half an hour
<kage> so you can photoshop a dog pissing in a lil girl's mouth
<kage> cause you just want it to look good
<kage> is that what it is lovely?
<wellninja> good job kage
<lovely> http://buffer.io/~simon/raziel.jpg
<kage> look at those blurry edges
<lovely> its ok
<lovely> i only spent 3 minutes on it
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<lovely> this is exactly the excuse microsoft had for ME
<Raziel> the pic of me was taken by a webcam
<lovely> "we only worked 3m inuets on it"
<Raziel> lol
<Raziel> I was about to comment
<lovely> do you tell your clients that kage ?
<Raziel> "3 million minutes?"
<lovely> yeah you think it sucks?
<kage> no lovely
<lovely> well i only spent 3 minutes on it
<kage> we bill by hour
<kage> we code 3 minutes
<kage> bill 3 days
<kage> obviously
<zid> yo Raziel
<zid> can I ask you something?
<Raziel> yes
<zid> doto?
<Raziel> omg
<Bad> So moop how was the museum without prepurchasing ticket?
<Bad> Did you get denied entry?
<moop> Bad I think I bought a ticket for a year
<moop> Or something
<Bad> ..
<Naypam> BFD|Slave.
<Naypam> was your ex...
<Naypam> a bee?
<Naypam> are you a bee BFD|Slave?
<BFD|Slave> POSSIBLY
<BFD|Slave> You'll never know Naypam
<BFD|Slave> Unless you come visit
<BFD|Slave> Or I come visit
<Naypam> :D
<Naypam> fly on over baby
<Naypam> watch out for the snow
<BFD|Slave> Bees can't cross the channel you dipshit
<BFD|Slave> And they hibernate
<BFD|Slave> omg
<BFD|Slave> how am I meant to
<BFD|Slave> you fucking clueless faggot
<nonpc> the fck
<nonpc> is going on
<Naypam> of course they can cross the channel
<Naypam> else how did they get to scotland?
<Naypam> by boat?
<Naypam> did they make a little bee boat?
<Naypam> a bee longship?
<Naypam> GET A GRIP YOU IDIOT
<ad13> fortunately i knew carrying the colon around was going to be a pain in the arse (it acts as a sail in this wind) so managed to refrain
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