<BadFurDay> Cmaj7 is not a thing. Do re la is.
<Naypalm> oh oh oh
<Naypalm> remember that story about the girl I didn't rape?
<Naypalm> turns out she's notorious in aberdeen as a fucking psyco
<Naypalm> (y)
<Garner_> wat
<Naypalm> yeah
<Naypalm> name's chloe
<Raziel> .....
<Raziel> there aren't that many girls you haven't raped since you expect us to remember her, I take it
<Naypalm> just one that I didn't rape!
<Naypalm> wait
<Naypalm> no
<Garner_> o_o
<Naypalm> yeah
<Phixion> ssh
<moop> don't you shush me
<Phixion> :)
<how-high> LOL
<how-high> haha
<how-high> gonna steal your joke moop
<how-high> if you do not mind
<Garner> OMG THE SAUSAGE
<Garner> haven't HAD THIS IN YEARS
<Bad> you are so entertaining how-hiGh
<how-hiGh> why I have no friends then lol
<BFD|Slave> Garner: Let's talk about moop's masturbation habits. He looks at trannies and gay porn, then, once he's about to ejaculate, he grabs his balls tightly and says « no no no no, I'm not allowed to come, I'm heterosexual ». Once the deed is (not) done, he looks for some hetero porn and spends 2h trying to get himself to come, usually only managing it when there's one of those shots from behind where you are exposed to a man's scrot and ass as he does a girl. He then goes on internet forums and IRC channels to tell everyone he's just masturbated, to make himself feel better. They call him a faggot and a homo, but deep inside he knows he never came to gay porn or trannies, and that makes him strictly hetero. He's proud of it. He's the proudest little virgin on the face of the planet.
<Naypalm> I just wanna cum
<Naypalm> awwww yeeah
<Naypalm> god damn
<Naypalm> allllll nighhttttt
<Naypalm> alllllll nayyyyyyyyytttttttttyyyyyy
<Naypalm> nay is in everything
<Naypalm> grr
<Naypalm> argh
<how-hiGh> anyone else having same vein patterns on cock with their dad?
<how-hiGh> genetics ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
<ad13> my belly button is sore when i pull it
<ad13> :(
<Bad> ... pull it
<ad13> like, put my finger in the hole, and move it around
<Bad> uhm
<ad13> gently like
<Bad> ok
<ad13> nothing crazy
<Raziel> nada vs TOP woo!
<Gloop> nada wins
<Gloop> booo
<Raziel> I know, Gloop
<Raziel> I read the match summary
<Gloop> oh what he did?