<FredG> fuck sake
<FredG> i was typing a message to someone and meant to say, you didn't have breakfast right?
<FredG> I said you didn't have sex right
<FredG> wasn't a typo
<FredG> I was thinking of redditeu
<moop> i put sugar and milk in my coffee!
<moop> i'm a monster
<Bad> I don't see anything wrong with milk or sugar in coffee.
<Raziel> there's nothing wrong with it
<Raziel> just like there's nothing wrong with being a woman, or being gay
<how-hiGh> Bad when you'll choose girl to impregnate. Before doing that invite her dad to sauna and check his dick size. If he got a small penis you wouldnt want to spread bad genes, right
<how-hiGh> think several moves ahead like Raziel does in chess
<fabe> very odd my gf wants to watch champions league and knows all the teams/players
<fabe> that was unexpected
<dux0r> you have a gf?
<dux0r> that is very odd indeed
<Naypam> I have more sperm than you BFD|Slave
<zid> in your mouth
<Naypam> I wish
<zid> wut
<zid> as in, "wut a faggot"
<Naypam> I occasionally eat my own sperm
<zid> I did it once
<zid> it was a bad idea
<zid> It had a poor texture
<Naypam> yeah the texture is pretty bad
<Naypam> doesn't taste bad though
<Naypam> funny after taste too
<Naypam> but it saves wiping it with a sock or something
<zid> I use discarded crisp packets / coke cans when I am being lazy
<Naypam> yeah that's fine
<Naypam> usually just use disgarded underwear these days!
<Naypam> used to just wipe with my bed sheet
<zid> not a box?
<Naypam> but if girls stay over I'd rather them not sleep in ancient cum stains
<Naypam> well I wouldn't mind
<Naypam> but they might
<lovely> wat
<Raziel> specialtaktiks
<how-hiGh> greek =(
<nonpc> wut
<how-hiGh> oh specialtaktiks is two english words lol, i thought it's last name HAHAHA
<Gloop> YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
<Gloop> SOULJA BOY OFF IN THIS HOOE
<lovely> WATCH ME CRANKING WATH ME ROLL
<Gloop> NOW WATCH ME
<Gloop> YOOOOU
<Gloop> CRANK THAT SOULJA BOY
<lovely> THEN SUPER MAN THAT HO
<Raziel> :|
<Raziel> fags
<Intergage`> I was a little gay for a bit.
<BadFurDay> Garner: you just made me realize that penises don't have a distinctive sound
<BadFurDay> There's no sound you hear and go like "ah that's a penis"
<BadFurDay> other than fap/intercourse sounds
<BadFurDay> It's sad.
<Garner> Yeah it is :(
<nonpc> BadFurDay, how's coding going
<BadFurDay> Good !
<nonpc> What are you coding bro?
<Garner> A penis in 3d
<BadFurDay> nonpc: A penis in 3d
<BadFurDay> Actually, doing something silly for my website on april 1st
<BadFurDay> A rain of spinning dicks
<Garner> Wow
<BadFurDay> They fall down slowly like snowflakes, funny shit
<BadFurDay> I am so not 12 years old
<Garner> Hard to code though, must be sure semen doesn't leak
<BadFurDay> :D
<BadFurDay> Super easy to code, won't leak
<BadFurDay> You just add a dickplug()
<BadFurDay> And an urethratampon()