<Juno> fuck off foxpc
<BFD|Slave> I value my heterosexuality too much
<BFD|Slave> to drink fruit beer
<ad13> urgh
<ad13> landlord from NL has come to me and said i'm owe €602 for the heating
<ad13> after paying €900 already
<ad13> €1502 for a year's heating and hot water sounds steep as fuck
<Bad> ad13, dutch ovens require more manpower than traditional heaters
[ at 2:34 in the morning ... ]
<Wan> Hello
<Wan> I'm a dog
<Wan> I smell like shit
<Wan> I shit
<Wan> I eat shit
<Wan> That's all I do
<Wan> But look, I can learn stupid tricks like "sit", so you think I'm smart
<Wan> But deep down, I just wished I could eat more shit and stink more.
<Wan> Oh wait, I heard a noise, I'll now bark non fucking stop for the next 3 hours even if it's 2 AM
<Wan> But look, I can guard a house!
<Wan> ...not. If a bulgar comes, I'll litterally shit myself
<Wan> But hey, that means more shit for me to have!
<Wan> And I'll be sad when I'll se your mangled corpse, because I'll ask myself "Who'll feed me now?"
<Wan> Because I can't hunt for shit.
<Wan> Gotta go, I think I heard an other dog existing, afk losing my shit for the next hours,
<Wan> Dog
<moop> so guys i was thinking
<moop> maybe i should freeze some sperm in case i am actually diagnosed with ms
<moop> that way i'll have some healthy sperm for the future
<moop> that isn't affected by the diagnose
<Bad> MOOP STOLE THE PHRASE
<Bad> STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS (2013)
<Bad> AROUND 20:00 IN THE MOVIE
<Bad> « I KNOW YOU BETTER THAN YOU THINK I DO »
<Bad> I KNEW IT MOOP
<Bad> I KNEW YOU HAD NO CREATIVE TALENT
<Naypam> I'd fuck raziel if I had to
<Naypam> he looks okay
<+how-hiGh> The sun will set at 5:45 PM.
<+how-hiGh> https://goo.gl/search/What+time+does+the+sun+set
<__bot__> https://goo.gl/search/What => https://www.google.com/search?q=What
<Naypam> pretty sure you can? I think BBC Radio is free worldwide
<lovely> We don't pay our tv costs Naypam.
<lovely> So they might send inspectors after us.
<Naypam> haha, the BBC?
<BadFurDay> rofl BBC inspectors
<BadFurDay> They would be all like « you wot m8 »
<lovely> YOU WOT M8
<lovely> NAE LICENSE!?
<lovely> AGAINST THE WALL
<BadFurDay> Exactly how I picture it
<lovely> With their top hats.
<lovely> And bobby uniforms.
<lovely> And they'll haul a red phone booth with them.
<lovely> And ride a double decker bus.
<Naypam> omfg it's not like that at all
<Naypam> they write you a letter
<BadFurDay> yes Naypam, that's the first step
<Naypam> then apparently come and check and say "let us in"
<Naypam> and you say "no"
<BadFurDay> a letter handwritten by the queen
<Naypam> and then they can't come back
<Naypam> because they have no actual authority
<BadFurDay> then the double deck bus arrives
<BadFurDay> with the guards
<BadFurDay> and their marge simpson hats
<lovely> only the guards cant move BadFurDay
<lovely> so they just stand there
<lovely> in silence
<Naypam> omg
<Naypam> not even like that
<Naypam> wtf
<BadFurDay> wow Naypam are you even british?
<BadFurDay> scotland is part of queen's land
<lovely> while they eat a "pie"
<BadFurDay> Hopefully under an umbrella
<lovely> MY DEAR OLD CHAP, NAE LICENSE!?
<lovely> BRING IN THE GUARDS!
<lovely> And they just stand there.
<Bad> But then I'm not one to allow a finger
<Intee> Normally the same.
<Intee> Don't knock it till you've tried it Bad
<Intee> But honestly, don't try it.
<Intee> It's horrid