<moop> tried to show muscle to a cute girl here
<moop> she just lold
<moop> she cute tho
<moop> she can lol
<moop> i'll allow it
<garne> wait what
<garne> Is this serious
<moop> ye garne
<moop> but i did it in a cute jokey way
<garne> Bad: please quote this
<FredG> I'm like a pig at work
<FredG> with crisps chocolate and coca cola
<moop> in before fat
<moop> FredG: is everything free tho?
<FredG> yes
<Raziel> that's disgusting FredG
<Raziel> get free water and fruit instead
<FredG> no such thing Raziel
<FredG> besides im 1kg
<FredG> why should I care
<Raziel> then ask for it!
<Raziel> you should care because sugary food is bad for your focus and concentration long term
<FredG> oh
<FredG> ok ill call it
<FredG> or whatever
<FredG> dunno anyone except them
<Raziel> rofl
[ the next day ... ]
<FredG> are you assassin
<FredG> symaskin
<Raziel> SYMASKIN
<FredG> symaskinen
<FredG> FUXK
<FredG> sysadmin
<Raziel> FredG are you a symaskin?
<FredG> no
<FredG> I call IT för that
<FredG> even called for fruits...
<FredG> he was mad
<Raziel> rofl
<Raziel> I didn't think you were serious
<Raziel> hahaha
<FredG> :D
<Raziel> actually lol'd
<moop> FredG: how did that talk even go?
<moop> "hello IT i need fruits"
<FredG> no
<moop> "hi, i have a problem. there are no fruits"
<FredG> he said hi that's Adrian from IT, how can I help you fred
<FredG> I said where do I find fruits
<FredG> he said just go to the 2nd floor in the canteen
<FredG> then was like
<FredG> IS THAT ALL
<FredG> I said yes, he hung up
<FredG> was mad
<Bad> I was doing all this sports shit right
<Bad> Rollerblading used to be seen as not gay back in the day so there were always groupie-ish girls
<Bad> And this one once told me my parents are gone tonight I'll be bored wanna come over :)))))
<Bad> I said no I have to practice for next week's race and I'll need sleep
<Bad> Took me like 5 years to have a random flashback memory to this scene
<Bad> That made me cringe so hard I had to stop walking and start talking out loud to myself
<Bad> I think everyone who's been social in their teens went through such an experience
<Bad> With or without remembering it
<Raziel> thank god I wasn't social
[sometime later]
<Raziel> https://www.twitch.tv/shadder2k placements about to happen
<Raziel> this was massively entertainign last time he did it
<moop> eh i'll watch
<Raziel> wanna mumble while we watch moop?
<moop> Raziel: nah but ty
<gojira> Bad: ^
<gojira> moop just didnt realized )
<Garner_> :D:D
<Garner_> I don't use scissors
<Garner_> just knife
<Bad> cute penis
<Bad> do you cute it?
<Bad> do you cute your balls?
<Bad> u snigle
<haiku> SHUT THE FUCK UP NAYPAM NEXT TIME NO MORE FOOD
<Raziel> I was always brilliant at announcing tournaments well in advance
<Bad> Oh rofl guys I have to tell you about my dream tonight btw
<Bad> I was with Raziel in Cannes walking about
<Bad> And Raziel kicked something on the ground
<Bad> And I thought it would be funny to shout allah akbar as he did it
<Bad> Then I turn around
<Bad> And there's a family of muslims
<Bad> And they tried to kill us
<Bad> I ran so hard it woke me up at 2 am
<Juno> WHERES LGD.INT
<Juno> THEY #1
<haiku> lost to DK yesterday
<haiku> fucking DK
<Raziel> where's LGD.string
<Raziel> and LGD.bool
<haiku> hurrrr
<haiku> raziel, basically LGD has 2 teams, lgd international and lgd china. they're currently playing in the g-league tournament, which is an asian tournament
<Raziel> I know
<haiku> IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU TAKE AN INTEREST IN DOTO
<Laiz> RAZIEL STREAMING DOTO
<Laiz> RAZIEL STREAMING DOTO
<Laiz> RAZIEL STREAMING DOTO
<Laiz> RAZIEL STREAMING DOTO
<haiku> RAZIEL DOESNT HAVE DOTO
<haiku> T_T
<Raziel> that's right
<Laiz> I got extra ones!
<Raziel> I'm no dotafag
<Raziel> don't want
<haiku> sent!
<Raziel> rofl
<Raziel> not accepting!
<haiku> MY LAST INVITE RAZIEL
<haiku> I GAVE IT TO YOU
<haiku> BECAUSE I'M NICE LIKE THAT
<haiku> and want to encourage your newfound interest
<Laiz> sent
<Raziel> facepalm
[ later that day ]
<haiku> raziel wanna play dota?
<Raziel> no
<haiku> kay maybe later then
<nonpc> fuck thi
<nonpc> s
<Laiz> Raziel wanna play doto?
<haiku> he said later
<Raziel> never!
<haiku> yo raziel just keep in mind laiz can't stay very late
<Laiz> yeah
<haiku> neways, just let us know when you're ready
<kage> i tried going commando for a while in highschool
<kage> but my balls got too sweaty
<kage> too often
<BFD|Slave> :(
<kage> :(
<garne> i posted some pics and a video on fb, and tagged gf sister as gd doesnt use facebook. then a colleague says i thought your gf was ginger
<garne> i said "wat"
<garne> no comtext
<garne> i ask to elaborate
<garne> he says i saw your post and om the video she gave you blow kisses
<garne> i was cringing so much was like
<garne> why is he stalking me
<garne> writing it makes me cringe
<garne> anyway he leaving next week so is ok