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<Naypam> BAAAAAAAAH
<Raziel> that's what she said
<foxpc> Started chatting up with this one girl. She seems nice.
<foxpc> Gonna report when I have more info!
<Juno> what colour her underwear?
<foxpc> Juno, I hope, red!
<Juno> eww
<foxpc> wut.
<foxpc> red color is the best color!
<Pianoo> you on omegle again fox?
<Naypam> suck
<Naypam> my
<Naypam> duck
<BadFurDay> Garner: you just made me realize that penises don't have a distinctive sound
<BadFurDay> There's no sound you hear and go like "ah that's a penis"
<BadFurDay> other than fap/intercourse sounds
<BadFurDay> It's sad.
<Garner> Yeah it is :(
<Raziel> Why is lesbian porn so much better than gay porn? Srs
<Bad> happy0: I heard the first note of In Fiction and it gave me a boner. On the street. Not exaggerating or joking.
<Naypam> you could replace tips
<Naypam> with an imaginary number at the end of your payment
<Naypam> so like if the waitress was really good
<Naypam> oh hey
<Naypam> the bill is 40.23?
<Naypam> have 40.23.9
<Naypam> but they actually only get 40.23
<Naypam> and a feeling of satisfaction
<Naypam> TvT
<Naypam> easy
<Raziel> no
<Naypam> yeah
<Naypam> I just dropped
<Naypam> won
<Naypam> actually was a zerg
<Naypam> still
<gar> this is cringe #1 of the day
<gar> Trying to hold against something while the train moves, it's so crowded i kept touching that girl's hand by accident
<Bad> nice
<gar> Then i moved it and she moved it as well
<gar> touched again
<Bad> rofl
<gar> 3 times
<moop> VAGIN: vary anxious inhale (for a) nibba