<how-hiGh> give a man a meme and you entertain him for a day; teach a man to join #redditeu and you entertain him for a lifetime...
< kage> i masturbated in the sink in my highschool's info lab a few times
< kage> started to smell really bad
...
< kage> the funniest thing is
< kage> everyone was fucking smelling my cum
< kage> but had no idea what it waas
<Fogge> Last Christmas we gave the norwegian dude in our master's class a pound of butter to bring home over christmas
<Fogge> Kid almost started crying
<gojira> it seems like a condition that possibly someday could not be met
<Raziel> yeah I don't like it either but
<Raziel> the same code is running __bot__ and has never hit issues
<Raziel> so whatever
<Bad> Fuck
<Bad> Didn't shake last drip properly
<Bad> And I'm wearing jogging trousers
<Bad> Both my legs are basically made of pee right now
<Bad> Worst feeling
<Naypam> > "[u'239.423.245.50']
<Naypam> 🤔
<Bad> Indeed Naypam
<Bad> My story is about I pee
<Naypam> 1p < 2p
<Bad> Raziel > me ?
<Naypam> tho 5p < all
<Naypam> those shitty small 5p coins
<Naypam> all coins should be gigantic
<Phixion> yeah like megabytecoin
<Phixion> you gotta have a massive last drop Bad
<Bad> Phixion: I was in a hurry
<Bad> Regrets are made
<Phixion> rush back to irc?
<Phixion> missed a hilight?
<BFD|Slave> So nonpc
<BFD|Slave> What do you think about anal stimulation?
<BFD|Slave> Inserting items into your own ass for sexual enjoyment?
<nonpc> well.
<nonpc> not my thing, as of now.
<nonpc> whatever makes you feel good, I suppose.
<lively> i like the as of now
<lively> keeping his faggot side open
<nonpc> Laiz, could you shut the fuck up. No one gives a shit, you never say anything that's remotely useful. You're clearly a waste of the bytes you transfer to/from the internet.
<Naypam> got my blue snowball detected by linux
<Naypam> by dropping it on the floor
<garnet> !q
<__bot__> https://qdb.lutro.me/177 - <Garner> I am a retard
<garnet> ok
<dux0r> You know the stick Ent in LOTR that gets set on fire then pushed over with the water?
<dux0r> That's Naypam
<dux0r> Skinny as a fuckin stick and 2 miles tall