<Naypam> failed the interview to pick things off the street
<Naypam> how bad can you possibly be :D
<Raziel> maybe you were overqualified?
<Naypam> of course not
<Bad> Raziel: The only job Naypam is overqualified for is sucking dick
<Intergage`> I was a little gay for a bit.
<Naypalm> I paid for ccleaner
<Bad> As Naypam started fondling my balls, I started touching his chin to finally discover what a beard feels like. Sadly, him sharing my stubble issue, all I was left with was elusive dreams of romance with Bad.
<Bad> I pushed Naypam over on the bed, removed his shitty oversized trousers, and let his lil cock slide in my mouth. As per australian tradition, my finger made its way towards his anus. Strangely, he seemed to welcome it.
<Bad> As the rowdiness of the act grew, I realized that my life would never be fulfilled until I got my hands on Bad, his legendary member being the only key that would ever unlock my road to pleasure.
<Bad> I sighed, closed my eyes, thought as hard as I could of Dustin Browder, and came.
<Bad> To be continued once I replenish my creativity reserves by writing more Laravel code.
<Naypam> also I was so tired last night at like 4am, but I decided to masturbate with a sex toy before going to sleep
<Naypam> anyway fell asleep half way thorugh masturbating
<Raziel> ...
<Naypam> woke up with no covers on, cold, with sex toy on me
<how-hiGh> anyone doing cold showers here?
<how-hiGh> it raises testosterone levels
<how-hiGh> brah it really works it seems
<how-hiGh> I wouldn't recommend bullshit to my fellas
<how-hiGh> brb sex drive
<how-hiGh> brb self confidence
<how-hiGh> brb masculinity
<how-hiGh> brb "animalistic instincts"
< haiku > ~~~~~~~COPY PASTE THIS IF YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL GYPPO ROMANIAN WHO DON'T NEED NO PICKPOCKETING ADVICE~~~~~~~~~~~
<moop> wtf lol
<moop> if (item1 == 0) do_something()
<moop> item1 is not 0
<moop> yet the code goes into do_something() anyways
<moop> wtf ???
<gojira> what are you doing moop
<moop> working
<gojira> and you are asking us how to compare values in languyages
<gojira> ?
<Raziel> Var dump item1
<moop> like am i retarded
<moop> can't be
<gojira> well
<gojira> it's either going to be 'item1 is actually 0'
<moop> i am retarded but like wtf i can't see it
<gojira> or you don't actually have that code
<moop> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/7cqZSvwv/
<moop> is the debugger retarded
<moop> no i am retarded
<moop> wtf
<gojira> ...
<Raziel> Do you even know what the logical or does
<gojira> i don't think so
<Bad> lmao
<gojira> probably thinks its used to make it pretty?
<Bad> this is hilarious
<Bad> next level fail
<moop> oh fuck
<moop> yeah i am retarded
<Naypam> I just got naked
<Naypam> and
<Naypam> then tried to put my keys in my pocket
<Naypam> dropped them on the floor
<Naypam> :(
<ad13> went an adventure, got carried away
<ad13> scottish border towns are beautiful
<ad13> also my bum hurts