<Raziel> I started taking beer today
<Bad> Raziel: this usage of « taking » makes it sound like a hard drug
<Bad> like you injected beer in your veins with a syringe
<Raziel> well it is isn't it
<Bad> or sniffed beer
<Bad> Yeah it is a hard drug
<Bad> But I mean
<Raziel> I took it orally
<Bad> name of your sextape
<BFD|Slave> gtfo world of tanks ad :(
<Raziel> this is more important than watching gsl
<BFD|Slave> not relaxing
<BFD|Slave> I want zoozoo
<BFD|Slave> Gonna go watch zoozoo on youtube instead
<BFD|Slave> Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1unKjzlfrFA
* BFD|Slave chills
<Raziel> THE AUDIO ISN'T CHOPPY
<Raziel> I NEED MY STREET DRUG ZOOZOO AD WITH CHOPPY AUDIO
<BFD|Slave> omg
<BFD|Slave> zoozoo started in gsl
<BFD|Slave> zoozoo is playing TWICE on my browser
<BFD|Slave> SIMULTANEOUSLY
<Raziel> LOL
* BFD|Slave dies
<Raziel> are you currently pooing?
<garne> yes
<Raziel> you're typing very fast for being on the phone
<Raziel> did you bring your desktop computer to the bathroom?
<garne> laptop
<garne> :D
<Naypam> I have more sperm than you BFD|Slave
<zid> in your mouth
<Naypam> I wish
<zid> wut
<zid> as in, "wut a faggot"
<Naypam> I occasionally eat my own sperm
<zid> I did it once
<zid> it was a bad idea
<zid> It had a poor texture
<Naypam> yeah the texture is pretty bad
<Naypam> doesn't taste bad though
<Naypam> funny after taste too
<Naypam> but it saves wiping it with a sock or something
<zid> I use discarded crisp packets / coke cans when I am being lazy
<Naypam> yeah that's fine
<Naypam> usually just use disgarded underwear these days!
<Naypam> used to just wipe with my bed sheet
<zid> not a box?
<Naypam> but if girls stay over I'd rather them not sleep in ancient cum stains
<Naypam> well I wouldn't mind
<Naypam> but they might
<lovely> wat
<moop> aww
<moop> can't op myself
<moop> oh wait i have op
<Raziel> I just noticed the bags under my eyes in that picture
<Raziel> sadface
<BadFurDay> those are called ears Raziel
<Bad> Oh. http://start-irc-bullying.eu/ [nsfw]
<Bad> Well.
<Raziel> ROFL
<Bad> That certainly is a website.
<Bad> sup Raziel
<Bad> translate ty
<moop> ty = thank you
<BFD|Slave> I value my heterosexuality too much
<BFD|Slave> to drink fruit beer
<Happy0> > Be me, visiting Naypalm's flat for the first time
<Happy0> > Enter the RedditEU gaming lounge
<Happy0> > goodtimes.jpg
<Happy0> > Open my mouth to say 'yoyoyo' and inquire to as the state of the dealio
<Happy0> > Trip over the famous cum stain on the carpet
<Happy0> > Fall, face first, onto a syringe
<Happy0> > Scramble to get up.. Syringes catching on to me everywhere as I flail around
<Happy0> > Like I'm in a cactus farm
<Happy0> > Find myself in Naypam's bedroom. Blood on the walls, the sheets, everywhere.
<Happy0> > Naypam in a k-hole in the corner, shoe on his head, vacant expression
<Happy0> > Scream
<Happy0> > Run into the money vault
<Happy0> help me end this story, guys =[
<Happy0> i'm not sure where to take it!
<Naypam> fuck you python 3.4
<Naypam> fuck
<Naypam> you
<Naypam> worst shit of all time
<Raziel> sucking at programming again are we?
<Naypam> wait nvm
<Naypam> python 3.4 > all
<Naypam> just forgot to source bin/activate
<Naypam> NOTHING TO SEE HERE