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#69
<kage> the most annoying thing is that you always said it at the wrong time <Naypam> wtf kage <Naypam> no I did not <kage> was like <kage> 15:37 Naypam: 13:37 <kage> wut <kage> that doesn't even make sense bro <Naypam> yeah but that's because you have a russian time zone <Naypam> move from siberia imo
#224
<Naypam> I also paid for the stamp <Naypam> in 1p coins <Naypam> 79 of them <Naypam> rofl'd <Naypam> the guy was mad at the post office <Bad`> LOL Naypam <Bad`> hahahahahhahaaaaaaaa <Naypam> but I needed to get rid of my shit change <Raziel> .......... <Raziel> oh <Bad`> 79 queens <Bad`> I'd rage <Naypam> I made little stacks of 10 <Naypam> 7 stacks of them <Naypam> then took one off <Naypam> then PUSHED THEM ALL OVER INTO HIS COLLECTION BIN :'D <Naypam> HE HAD TO RECOUNT :'DI <Naypam> DDDDDDDDDDDD <Raziel> oh my god what * Naypam dead <Naypam> Raziel: they have this screen they "hide" behind <Bad`> roooooofl Naypam <Naypam> and a little metal tray you can pass letters through <Bad`> fuck the uk though <Bad`> move to Salamanca or something <Bad`> life cheaper <Raziel> hahahaha <Naypam> I lined up all my 7x10x1p coins <Naypam> then just causally pushed them into the tray <Naypam> like "sup" <Naypam> count 'em <Phixion> :D <Naypam> he mad, I mad <Naypam> but I happy mad <Raziel> biggest dick move 2015
#1
<mru> wow more then 3k ppl watching idras stream <Gloop> not on tl? <Gloop> oh yeah hes banned again <Wartorn> lol, what is it he keeps getting banned for? <Raziel> random insults <mru> no he just stopped streaming
#347
<FredG> I'm like a pig at work <FredG> with crisps chocolate and coca cola <moop> in before fat <moop> FredG: is everything free tho? <FredG> yes <Raziel> that's disgusting FredG <Raziel> get free water and fruit instead <FredG> no such thing Raziel <FredG> besides im 1kg <FredG> why should I care <Raziel> then ask for it! <Raziel> you should care because sugary food is bad for your focus and concentration long term <FredG> oh <FredG> ok ill call it <FredG> or whatever <FredG> dunno anyone except them <Raziel> rofl [ the next day ... ] <FredG> are you assassin <FredG> symaskin <Raziel> SYMASKIN <FredG> symaskinen <FredG> FUXK <FredG> sysadmin <Raziel> FredG are you a symaskin? <FredG> no <FredG> I call IT för that <FredG> even called for fruits... <FredG> he was mad <Raziel> rofl <Raziel> I didn't think you were serious <Raziel> hahaha <FredG> :D <Raziel> actually lol'd <moop> FredG: how did that talk even go? <moop> "hello IT i need fruits" <FredG> no <moop> "hi, i have a problem. there are no fruits" <FredG> he said hi that's Adrian from IT, how can I help you fred <FredG> I said where do I find fruits <FredG> he said just go to the 2nd floor in the canteen <FredG> then was like <FredG> IS THAT ALL <FredG> I said yes, he hung up <FredG> was mad
#284
<how-hiGh> Garner say it to my face <how-hiGh> just quit irc and never use this protocol again, bro <how-hiGh> and by bro I mean never my bro, ur fucking phaggot
#852
<how-hiGh> Bad <how-hiGh> if there was no such thing as SEX, would you even speak to women? <Raziel> Lol <Bad> how-hiGh: why the fuck would I speak to a woman if I'm not trying to touch her boobs <Raziel> This is such a stupid hypothetical question <Bad> Nah more seriously, my closest friends are like 50% men 50% women <Bad> And the good women friends I don't have or try to have sex with :) <how-hiGh> most of women are not funny <how-hiGh> or smart <Raziel> If there was no such thing as sex humanity would not exist <Bad> Most of men are not funny or smart either tbh <how-hiGh> Raziel do not overthink it <Raziel> Same applies to men <Raziel> LOL <how-hiGh> am I smarter/funnier than average woman? srs <Bad> Bro how-hiGh, if there was no such thing as SEX, Raziel's life would be exactly the same, he's not overthinking it
#261
<Garner> shit builds = <Garner> warp poem <Garner> prism* <Garner> into dt'a <Garner> on main <Garner> zealots on bar <Garner> mat <Garner> nay <Garner> nat*
#762
<Raziel> do you know what's happening to your eyes as it's getting better again? <Raziel> like are parts of the eyeball healing or what <moop> yeah exactly <moop> lazors cut everything out so it takes time to revive <moop> like, everything between the lazor and the part it needs to fix <Raziel> cool that it heals by itself <Bad> >heals by itself <Bad> lol Raziel <Bad> You really think that's how it works <Bad> Read up on judaism <moop> you joke but there are techniques on how to regrow your foreskin <moop> it's like stretching your earlobes but instead you do that with the penis flesh
#529
<moop> like before that i was fine being misogynistic neckbeard, but ever since they started holocaust denial its just not the same
#344
<FredG> actually I was creeped out when I was told my dick is big for my size <FredG> wasn't even a girl, just a guy keeping in while I was having a piss <FredG> was legit scared for my life