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#118
<wellborg> i like big cocks and i cannot lie <wellborg> butts <wellborg> i mean butts
#549
<Juno> what is jew pick up line? <garne> hey gurl you israelly hot <moop> 'ay girl you look smokin'
#610
<Raziel> fuck sleep <Raziel> ima play video games (next day) <Raziel> man <Raziel> that is the worst night's sleep I've had in a long time
#430
<ad13> wanna play overwatch <ad13> but need to learn about scalability for amazon job :( <Valacar> scalability is that theories have differing scalabilities between individual-organization-institution-state and in <Valacar> +supranational <Valacar> there <Valacar> now you can play overwatch <ad13> wat
#699
<ad13> it's like... 1945 on a friday night, and someone put something through my door [ 5 minutes later ] <gojira> can we please get clarity <gojira> what did they put through your door ad13 <ad13> i've not had a look yet [ 15 minutes later ] <ad13> sorry, was distracted <ad13> it's the yellow pages
#27
<Naypam> I was at this party when I was 17 <Naypam> and my friend's parents were gone <Naypam> and they had this marble egg <Naypam> size of an egg <lively> oh god <Naypam> so one guy <Naypam> puts the egg in a condom <nonpc> oh god <Naypam> puts it in his ass <Naypam> then pulls it out <Naypam> and starts chasing people with it <Naypam> was so funny <lively> WHAT <nonpc> wat <Naypam> him standing on the table <Naypam> middle of the room <Naypam> trousers round knees <Naypam> with egg up his ass <Naypam> it was fucking terrifying <Naypam> he chased us around the village <Naypam> party with 20 people <Naypam> all running thhrough the streets <Naypam> with a guy with a shit covered egg in a condom chasing us <Naypam> scariest day of my life
#44
<fabe> yeah but i would go insane as a parent if people just started searching for the body <wellborg> fabe: isnt the statistic on kidnapped people is that they die pretty soon after the fact? <fabe> i have no idea wellborg <fabe> dux0r do you kill your victims quickly? <dux0r> I like to freeze my poop n stab em with it then wait a week to see if they get infected
#434
<Bad> coffee tastes bad in every form fyi <Bad> disgusting shit <Valacar> lies <Valacar> the true black gold <Bad> black gold is stolen gold from white households
#466
<moop> get a room you fucking homos <moop> if you know what i mean <moop> ;) <Bad> I don't <Bad> elaborate <moop> basically have a nonsexual gay sex <Bad> I see <Bad> nonsexual sex <gojira> i can just hear moop making his sound can you Raziel <Bad> what is the sound gojira <Bad> describe it <gojira> remember when moop had an aneurysm? <Raziel> so many times <Naypam> I can't imagine Raziel making any sounds or putting in any effort in a sexual encounter with moop <Naypam> he'd just be lying on his front <gojira> wat <Naypam> with moop going like a bunny at him <Bad> Naypam that sounds accurate <Naypam> Bad gets it <Bad> I actually see it <Bad> you hive visioned it to me <Bad> Naypam do you hear it <Bad> it goes ploploploploplopolplopl balls on skin <Bad> and at the same time <Bad> Raziel is mute except for a sigh because he's bored <gojira> Naypam <gojira> did you just really describe that <gojira> like wtf <gojira> Raziel is clearly a top <gojira> and moop a bottom <gojira> look how tiny moop is <Bad> hell no gojira <moop> i'm huge <Bad> moop can't be a bottom because he is oppressed irl <gojira> moop spreading Raziels hairy cheeks with tiny moop dick? <gojira> i dunno <Bad> he has to be a top in the bedroom to compensate
#212
<Raziel> dat millisecond precision <Raziel> or microsecond <Raziel> not sure <Garner> Naypam's dick second <Garner> because micro