<garne> fuck sake
<garne> my shampoo is 250ml and my sunscreen is 150ml
<garne> MAD
<Bad> [14:48] Raziel how fucking incompetent can you be
<Bad> says Raziel
<Raziel> fuck off!
<Bad> I bet on his vps you'd have managed to make the server drop off its rack just through command line input
<Naypalm> used my ex gf's dildo too
<BFD|Slave> Why would you dildo your ass Naypalm
<BFD|Slave> Why
<Naypalm> wondered what it was like
<Naypalm> it was all pink and squishy
<BFD|Slave> And what was it like?
<Naypalm> pretty shit
<ad13> my belly button is sore when i pull it
<ad13> :(
<Bad> ... pull it
<ad13> like, put my finger in the hole, and move it around
<Bad> uhm
<ad13> gently like
<Bad> ok
<ad13> nothing crazy
<BFD|Slave> I swear I've tried to see the baby try autofellatio
<Raziel> I still want to know what the racist thing moop said was
<Bad> dunno ask Garner
<Bad> something about ding dong ching chong
<gojira> Raziel: he asked if it was a national holiday in .nl on hitlers birthday
<gojira> ...
<Juno> so i'm talking to her 6 yr old daughter
<zid> did you get her number?
<Raziel> no need to refactor __bot__ or qdb luckily
<Raziel> it's already perfect.
<Raziel> There's a stop show going on right now
<Raziel> I don't even
<Bad> Raziel: fuck is a stop sow
<Raziel> Strip
<Bad> show
<Bad> Ah
<Bad> Uh
<Bad> Interesting company you work for
<Bad> wtf
<garne> lol
<garne> strip show with colleagues
<garne> team building
<moop> why is Raziel ircing during a strip show
<garne> moop: seeing naked ladies for the first few times can be awkward
<moop> Raziel: how many women do you have at work?
<Bad> moop: lmao I didn't even think about this aspect
<garne> also he didn't say whether it's a male strip show or female
<Bad> imagine how awkward it must be
<Bad> Being a female in a company that does strip club
<moop> because srs made me think of that google diversity memo
<Bad> moop: Can't have strip club team building if you have diversity quotas and non sexist HR
<Bad> The guy has a point
<Bad> Legit point
<moop> ikr
<moop> he was fired for our sins
<Raziel> There were two, one of each gender
<garne> lol what
<Raziel> No sexism here
<Wan> France emergency state is getting out of hand
<Wan> Even white people have their bags checked