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#762
<Raziel> do you know what's happening to your eyes as it's getting better again? <Raziel> like are parts of the eyeball healing or what <moop> yeah exactly <moop> lazors cut everything out so it takes time to revive <moop> like, everything between the lazor and the part it needs to fix <Raziel> cool that it heals by itself <Bad> >heals by itself <Bad> lol Raziel <Bad> You really think that's how it works <Bad> Read up on judaism <moop> you joke but there are techniques on how to regrow your foreskin <moop> it's like stretching your earlobes but instead you do that with the penis flesh
#153
<Bad> I've reallocated my nipples so I can jump onto bed if power go off while I'm on the computer.
#570
<Bad> « The problem isn't transvestism, it's virtue signaling » <Bad> moop: what does this mean <moop> i'd Bad i'm not a languige <moop> languiger <moop> w/e
#705
<moop> Bad: so did you meet Raziel? did he arrive? <Wan> nah he's still stuck in belgium <moop> dang <moop> poor belgium <Wan> are you implying that having Raziel in one's country is a setback for said country? <moop> oh, belgium is a country? <moop> i thought it was a blokes name
#577
— +Raziel downloads quake champions <Valacar> when are they releasing that? <Raziel> fuck if I know <Valacar> well how on earth are you playing it?!?! <moop> Valacar: beta <Valacar> pff <moop> oh i'm not saying how he's playing <moop> i'm calling u a beta <moop> sorry for confusion
#148
<foxpc> Started chatting up with this one girl. She seems nice. <foxpc> Gonna report when I have more info! <Juno> what colour her underwear? <foxpc> Juno, I hope, red! <Juno> eww <foxpc> wut. <foxpc> red color is the best color! <Pianoo> you on omegle again fox?
#729
<Bad> moop: what the FUCK is a extuessl <Bad> For real wtf <moop> Bad: it's my mail <Bad> wtf does it mean <moop> wanted to get anton but it was taken <Raziel> anton is taken? dammit <Raziel> extuessl next best option <Raziel> ?????????? <moop> tbh the real story behind extuessl is it was the kaptcha that i got after trying like 20 different account names <moop> was like eh fuck it <moop> tbh all my tries were anton0-19
#685
<moop> https://gfycat.com/gifs/detail/AllOptimisticFlamingo <Bad> fuck is this moop <moop> who knows <ad13> man if I had a coworker like this guy <ad13> he'd get fired so quick :D <Bad> wut <moop> why would he get fired <moop> or like <moop> he gets mad pretty quick <ad13> I'm catching up on mr. robot <ad13> the co-worker that keeps being a bro <ad13> my boss is super feminist and hates guys like that:D <moop> oh u
#660
<Naypam> I once got a reacharound from a gay but I didn't get hard so it didn't work <Naypam> part of the bits of gay I've done <Naypam> ate someone's smegma too but that's another story
#408
<Naypam> I are confus <Naypam> why is ansible finding files in the glob that don't exist <Raziel> you're running it on the wrong server!! <Raziel> rip your devops career <Naypam> I am not! <Naypam> and it's running on both hypervisors anyway <Naypam> somehow on both of them finding a file that's not there <Naypam> ahhhhh <Naypam> my life <Naypam> fuck you ansible <Naypam> wtb chef/salt/slaughter <Bad> Scots 'Sheldon Cooper' admits inability to use ansible during Raziel sting <Bad> btw Naypam when you figure out the problem tell us <Bad> I'm curious <Bad> Might learn something from it <Naypam> oh wait no Raziel is correct <Naypam> my bad <Naypam> was on my local computer * Naypam facedesk <Naypam> https://github.com/ansible/ansible/issues/10115#issuecomment-71756883