QDB

#639
<gojira> it seems like a condition that possibly someday could not be met <Raziel> yeah I don't like it either but <Raziel> the same code is running __bot__ and has never hit issues <Raziel> so whatever
#289
<Raziel> if you have 300apm in platinum <Raziel> I think you've got problems <Raziel> like parkinson's
#71
<Psycho_Holiday> http://www.techradar.com/reviews/audio-visual/hi-fi-and-audio/headphones/sennheiser-hd-518-954009/review <Psycho_Holiday> Against <Psycho_Holiday> No inline mic for iPhone users <Psycho_Holiday> Not great with low bit rate MP3s
#235
<Garner> that <Garner> fucking update <Garner> hard in the cock <Garner> whoredom rife <Garner> before the update takes fucklong <Garner> brother shall show balls to brother <Garner> wang age dong age spear age sword age <Raziel> what the fuck <Garner> a sword stands up between my hips <Garner> my hidden fleece sends forth its scent of human oil
#341
<Garner> mfw haven't fapped in two weeks <Garner> forgot
#248
<Bed> crawlers are actually fast-ish off creep, Raziel <Naypalm> need 5 to get through supply depots <Bed> fyi <gana> ty Naypalm, Bed <Raziel> faster on creep though <Naypalm> everything is faster on creep except drones <Raziel> rush lair and go mass overlord <gana> what about mutas Naypalm? <gana> are they faster on creep? <Naypalm> shut the fuck up <Raziel> LOL <gana> rofl <Raziel> gana knows more about zerg than Naypalm <Raziel> amazing <Naypalm> gana you're the faggot that walled his ramp to stop mutas getting in <gana> :D <Bed> did <Bed> did gana <Bed> just school Naypalm <Bed> on sc2 <Bed> LOOOL <Naypalm> rage <Naypalm> fuck you all <gana> dying atm <Raziel> totally did <Bed> you got SCHOOLED <Bed> #rekt <Bed> #rekktiteu <Naypalm> if my sc2 worked I would fuck you so hard gana
#181
<Naypam> pretty sure you can? I think BBC Radio is free worldwide <lovely> We don't pay our tv costs Naypam. <lovely> So they might send inspectors after us. <Naypam> haha, the BBC? <BadFurDay> rofl BBC inspectors <BadFurDay> They would be all like « you wot m8 » <lovely> YOU WOT M8 <lovely> NAE LICENSE!? <lovely> AGAINST THE WALL <BadFurDay> Exactly how I picture it <lovely> With their top hats. <lovely> And bobby uniforms. <lovely> And they'll haul a red phone booth with them. <lovely> And ride a double decker bus. <Naypam> omfg it's not like that at all <Naypam> they write you a letter <BadFurDay> yes Naypam, that's the first step <Naypam> then apparently come and check and say "let us in" <Naypam> and you say "no" <BadFurDay> a letter handwritten by the queen <Naypam> and then they can't come back <Naypam> because they have no actual authority <BadFurDay> then the double deck bus arrives <BadFurDay> with the guards <BadFurDay> and their marge simpson hats <lovely> only the guards cant move BadFurDay <lovely> so they just stand there <lovely> in silence <Naypam> omg <Naypam> not even like that <Naypam> wtf <BadFurDay> wow Naypam are you even british? <BadFurDay> scotland is part of queen's land <lovely> while they eat a "pie" <BadFurDay> Hopefully under an umbrella <lovely> MY DEAR OLD CHAP, NAE LICENSE!? <lovely> BRING IN THE GUARDS! <lovely> And they just stand there.
#357
<FredG> fuck sake <FredG> i was typing a message to someone and meant to say, you didn't have breakfast right? <FredG> I said you didn't have sex right <FredG> wasn't a typo <FredG> I was thinking of redditeu
#24
<BFD|Slave> When you're having a drink outside <BFD|Slave> And a wasp gets into your drink <BFD|Slave> And starts acting mad <BFD|Slave> omg <BFD|Slave> OMG <BFD|Slave> Your drink is RUINED <BFD|Slave> And you're scared shitless that it'll come out and sting the first thing it sees <BFD|Slave> But everyone else is all "yeah okay it's just an insect, chill man" <BFD|Slave> But it's a FUCKING WASP YOU CUNTS
#562
<gojira> 99% sure on being in edinbro last weekend of july <gojira> sleeping with the nay <gojira> at the nay <gojira> not with <gojira> wtf