<kage> dude, being nay would be so amusing
<kage> you'd do the craziest shit and you'd get a free pass from people
<kage> because you're fucking nay
<kage> like, if i were to start putting things in my ass people would be disgusted
<kage> whenever nay does it on webcam people cheer for more
<kage> that's how fun being nay is
<kage> !
<BFD|Slave> Garner: Let's talk about moop's masturbation habits. He looks at trannies and gay porn, then, once he's about to ejaculate, he grabs his balls tightly and says « no no no no, I'm not allowed to come, I'm heterosexual ». Once the deed is (not) done, he looks for some hetero porn and spends 2h trying to get himself to come, usually only managing it when there's one of those shots from behind where you are exposed to a man's scrot and ass as he does a girl. He then goes on internet forums and IRC channels to tell everyone he's just masturbated, to make himself feel better. They call him a faggot and a homo, but deep inside he knows he never came to gay porn or trannies, and that makes him strictly hetero. He's proud of it. He's the proudest little virgin on the face of the planet.
<BadFurDay> mice
<nonpc> mouses
<BadFurDay> I don't want, nonpc, it's a good mouse :D
<BadFurDay> mice
<Laizkiz> Having your English corrected by a French person is the worst thing that can happen.
<Laizkiz> sucks2bu cableguy
<nonpc> haha
<zid> mouses
<zid> is correct
<zid> the french guy is just wrong
<nonpc> o/
<Laizkiz> :O
<zid> The online Oxford Dictionaries entry for mouse states the plural for the small rodent is mice, while the plural for the small computer connected device is either mice or mouses.
<Laizkiz> :O
<Laizkiz> TIL
<Laizkiz> LOL
<Laizkiz> FRENCHFAG WAS WRONG
<nonpc> POW
<Laizkiz> h33h33
<zid> ofc, he's french
<zid> that's his job
<zid> to be wrong, but be arrogant about it
<Laizkiz> BadFurDay, here's your white flag, you know what to do.
<kage_> FATALITY
<kage_> ZID WINS
<Juno> the bash quotes thing sucks anyway
<Juno> no good ones
<moop> fuck i hate eye checkups
<moop> they put these drops that make your shit wider
<Valacar> eye drops makes your shit wider?
<Valacar> i don't think you applying it correctly tbh
<Valacar> you are*
<moop> Suddenly puberty kicks in, shaving once a month is not enough now 😟
<Juno> why not just all speak english
<Juno> like most intelligent people
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<Steele> sup
<Juno> wut
<Juno> whats address and port
<Juno> Naypam Raziel2p lovely
<Raziel2p> squareownz.org 64738
<Juno> [16:30:38] Server connection failed: The remote host closed the connection.
<Raziel2p> b&
<Naypam> no it didn
<Naypam> 64738
<Naypam> weird
<Juno> password?
<Naypam> none
<Laizkiz> cunt1337
<Raziel2p> try changing your username
<Naypam> there is no password and don't use a registered username
<Juno> [16:34:12] Server connection failed: The remote host closed the connection
<Juno> user name is zxsdcvkihbszdiyvb
<Juno> doubt anyone using that
<Laizkiz> Juno l2mumble
<Juno> unless hes russian
<Naypam> Juno is of noob
<Juno> oh nvm
<Juno> wrong program
<Raziel> REMIND ME AGAIN WHY I CAME BACK TO THIS SHITHOLE OF WISPY BEARDED POT SMOKING FAT FAGCUNT BITCOIN WORSHIPPERS WHO OBSESS OVER ME AND MAKE A SPORT OUT OF DRIVING ME INSANE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<Raziel> fuck sleep
<Raziel> ima play video games
(next day)
<Raziel> man
<Raziel> that is the worst night's sleep I've had in a long time