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#536
<__bot__> New quote approved! https://qdb.lutro.me/535 <gar> the key point of this quote <gar> is i didn't specify who will grab your dick <gar> merely said someone will <gar> and i guarantee it <gar> :-) <gar> can be guy, girl, police, ambulance, psychiatric ward <gar> :----) <gar> wtf ward grabbing your dick <gar> a psychiatric ward grabbing your dick <gar> i am dying
#72
<nonpc> shit <nonpc> I need to take a bath <nonpc> in 8 mintues <nonpc> fuck fuck fuck <Naypam> :o <Raziel> shower instead <Raziel> problem fixed <nonpc> Raziel, naw <nonpc> my fingernails are very dirty <nonpc> I need very warm water to put them in <nonpc> :| <Raziel> rofl <BadFurDay> this is <BadFurDay> the worst excuse ever <nonpc> no, seriously <nonpc> I couldnt wash them <nonpc> fucking bicycle
#775
<ad13> I once asked a drunk edinburgh compsci student if she wanted to make my buffer overflow
#848
<moop> is no nut november an actual thing <moop> wtf <Raziel> yeah moop wanna join in? <moop> lol no <Raziel> loser <Bad> yo guys <Bad> joke <Bad> ionut november <Bad> remember when kage was nofap, this joke has like 2 layers <Raziel> mild heh <Bad> ionut ionut <Bad> yes fappa <Bad> touching your dick <Bad> no fappa <Bad> doing nofap november <Bad> yes fappa <Bad> I will rape you <Bad> ha ha ha <Bad> this is why I'm not allowed to be near kids or memes btw
#197
<kage_> nigga nigga bitch nigga <kage_> nigga fried chicken nigga <kage_> watermelon nigga <kage_> nigga nigga <kage_> bitch nigga <kage_> nigga <moop> racismeu <kage_> white women <kage_> titties <kage_> ass
#248
<Bed> crawlers are actually fast-ish off creep, Raziel <Naypalm> need 5 to get through supply depots <Bed> fyi <gana> ty Naypalm, Bed <Raziel> faster on creep though <Naypalm> everything is faster on creep except drones <Raziel> rush lair and go mass overlord <gana> what about mutas Naypalm? <gana> are they faster on creep? <Naypalm> shut the fuck up <Raziel> LOL <gana> rofl <Raziel> gana knows more about zerg than Naypalm <Raziel> amazing <Naypalm> gana you're the faggot that walled his ramp to stop mutas getting in <gana> :D <Bed> did <Bed> did gana <Bed> just school Naypalm <Bed> on sc2 <Bed> LOOOL <Naypalm> rage <Naypalm> fuck you all <gana> dying atm <Raziel> totally did <Bed> you got SCHOOLED <Bed> #rekt <Bed> #rekktiteu <Naypalm> if my sc2 worked I would fuck you so hard gana
#332
<Raziel> the barber I was at trimmed my eyebrows <Raziel> feels weird
#165
<Garner> «»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«» <Naypam> BFD|Slave you have sex once a month and it lasts 45 minutes because you're french and all the french are prissy fucks that spend 5 hours doing foreplay only to stroke each other with a feather and suddenly cum a blob the size of a fucking pea with absolutely zero enjoyment. enjoy your french fantasy life and not living in the real world. TRUT HHURTS
#32
<Naypam> like <Naypam> if you're in a friend's bed <Naypam> no porn to masturbate to <Naypam> make your own
#563
<moop> i will use this excuse for the next 5 years <moop> accidentally grab girl tits <moop> imma be like "sry baby i had roids" <moop> and she be like "hemorhoids?" <moop> and i'll be like "no... the manly stuff... come on you know" <moop> "the ball shrinking thing?" <moop> "yeah, you got it"