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#409
<how-hiGh> can someone explain <how-hiGh> what is this fucking feeling when you point your shower rays right into your butthole <how-hiGh> it's kinda makes the butthole contract <Garner> !qdb stretch <__bot__> https://qdb.lutro.me/78 - <ad13> I love that feeling of realising "urgh, this is going to hurt like fuck", then it gets over the threshold and you're just like me gusta <Bad> I don't. <nonpc> Yeah <nonpc> I LOVE pooping <nonpc> Like <nonpc> that stretching stretchy stretch <nonpc> oh yeah <Naypam> idk if they have it in how-hiGh <Naypam> but that feeling is called pleasure <Naypam> being ass raped by russia 24/7 for decades maybe brings back bad memories tho
#149
<BadFurDay> Cmaj7 is not a thing. Do re la is.
#288
<Intergage`> so I think I got a little raped just before.. <Naypam> rofl <Naypam> hey Intergage`! <Raziel> raped? <Naypam> nice rape or not? <Raziel> u wot m7 <Naypam> m9* <Intergage`> Some married 19 year old said she would suck my dick if I let her put a finger up my ass. <Intergage`> I said ok. <Intergage`> She never stopped... <Intergage`> She just kept going....
#10
<Ensiferous> for the past 3 days I've wanted to refine my pvz build... still haven't gotten dressed.
#212
<Raziel> dat millisecond precision <Raziel> or microsecond <Raziel> not sure <Garner> Naypam's dick second <Garner> because micro
#427
<Wan> Would you save cp under the name child_pr0n.tar.gz? <Naypam> I don't use gzip pls <Naypam> would be .xz <Wan> No, with you it's .tar.d
#103
<dux0r> Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? <dux0r> because the P is silent <dux0r> What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? <dux0r> wipes his ass
#93
<nonpc> Was at her place yesturday <nonpc> Damn, it is all like so fucking strange <nonpc> Em.. We just sat, drank some tea <nonpc> I stroked her hair, face <nonpc> and stuff <nonpc> it was pretty calm shit <nonpc> She almost showed me her underwear because it was all pink <nonpc> Later on, I checked out her underwear still. <nonpc> She decided to hide from me <nonpc> while I went to pee <nonpc> and then I found her <nonpc> and she was like <nonpc> "what are you doing" <nonpc> and I was like <nonpc> derp <nonpc> and checked out the underwear <nonpc> it was nice <nonpc> and cute <nonpc> Some times I would like turn her face to me <nonpc> and talk stuff <nonpc> and then say <nonpc> "dont worry, I'm not going to try and kiss you" <nonpc> so she feels better <nonpc> :D <Raziel> YOU would turn her head to you? <nonpc> yes <nonpc> force that <nonpc> It also btw <nonpc> came to that that <nonpc> she told me she woudnt like to be choked <nonpc> we tried it <nonpc> I had her in a head lock
#654
<Raziel> I started taking beer today <Bad> Raziel: this usage of « taking » makes it sound like a hard drug <Bad> like you injected beer in your veins with a syringe <Raziel> well it is isn't it <Bad> or sniffed beer <Bad> Yeah it is a hard drug <Bad> But I mean <Raziel> I took it orally <Bad> name of your sextape
#64
<Juno> its not racist if its against pakis <Juno> fuck pakis