QDB

#562
<gojira> 99% sure on being in edinbro last weekend of july <gojira> sleeping with the nay <gojira> at the nay <gojira> not with <gojira> wtf
#851
<Bad> ok story <Bad> when I was a teen I went to a pharmacy and asked the pharmacist <Bad> « [censored] size condoms please » <Bad> he looked at me and told me <Bad> uhm ok buddy, you just pick them up in the shop <Bad> and ring them at the register <Bad> I never went to that pharmacy again
#138
<nonpc> I hate it how Laiz doesnt take this channel seriously. He thinks it's a fuckign playground for him. And thinks it's like funny or something. Fuckign ass.
#513
<Wan> HOLY SHIT <Wan> Showing #1-50 out of 420 quotes <Wan> qdb is now dank af <Raziel> ermergerd
#535
<Bad> Raziel seriously it's simple <Bad> you are norwegian <Bad> you have money <Bad> you can play guitar <Bad> just go in the streets <Bad> follow a woman <Bad> if she looks good step in front of her <Bad> and go <Bad> anyway here's wonderwall <Bad> guaranteed success <Bad> gogogo <gar> ye do it Raziel <gar> or helicopter dick <gar> 10/10 body language <gar> psychologically girls want to grab <gar> do it <gar> in public <gar> i guarantee someone will grab your dick
#656
<Naypam> so I got a new laptop <Naypam> two very wrong things about it <ad13> another one? :D <Raziel> lol <Naypam> 1. dvorak and the US layout, it has those gay keys, it means I can't type the pipe symbol <Naypam> going to have to hack that <Naypam> 2. it has HotS motifs all over it <Naypam> not sure which is worse
#801
<Bad> Aurélie is ultra mad at me <Bad> Apparently she went to bed around 3am <Bad> I was in the middle of the bed so she tried to push me to the side <Bad> And then apparently as I was being pushed I let out the longest loudest and smelliest fart she'd ever heard in her life <Bad> And she had to open the windows and leave the bedroom for 10 minutes <Bad> Now she's mad
#272
<moop> tbh i did masturbate to trannies
#86
< kage> i masturbated in the sink in my highschool's info lab a few times < kage> started to smell really bad ... < kage> the funniest thing is < kage> everyone was fucking smelling my cum < kage> but had no idea what it waas
#775
<ad13> I once asked a drunk edinburgh compsci student if she wanted to make my buffer overflow