<Valacar> THATS WHAT SHE SAID
<Valacar> h0h0h0h00h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h
<how-hiGh> Valacar aware of the office?
<how-hiGh> this is joke from tv show
<ad13> fortunately i knew carrying the colon around was going to be a pain in the arse (it acts as a sail in this wind) so managed to refrain
<how-hiGh> rumoured that sperm has good nutritional value for muscle gains
<Naypam> guys
<Naypam> this might make you laugh
<Naypam> http://i.imgur.com/2hTML01.jpg
<Raziel> I hate laughing
<Raziel> ROFL
<Naypam> aoetnsuhaonseuhaoesnuhtaoeu
<Naypam> oensuhtuhaonsetuh
<Naypam> aoeutnhaoeutnshaoesuthoeuh
<Naypam> aoesuthsaoenuhaonsetuhaoensutuh
<Naypam> aoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnh
<Naypam> aoseuhsonhusontuh
<Naypam> hi guys
<Naypam> testihng my aoeu
<Bad> gojira: https://www.quora.com/I-mastered-coding-when-I-was-10-and-Im-currently-making-my-own-operating-system-Im-currently-15-years-old-How-do-I-make-myself-appeal-to-people
<gojira> Yes there is no answer there?
<Bad> Indeed
<Bad> Is just that it's funny to read I mastered coding when I was 10 and I'm currently making my own operating system. I'm currently 15 years old. How do I make myself appeal to people?
<Raziel> I mastered seduction when I was 10 and I'm currently waiting for the perfect mate. I'm currently 26 years old. How do I make myself appeal to people?
<moop> i just masturbated myself 5 times
<moop> in a row
<kage> http://i3.minus.com/ibvvdSalngwckY.jpg
<kage> oh content aware fill
<kage> you so good
<Raziel> ;P
<GalacticPrick> LOL very nice
<lovely> that's the worst photoshop yet kage
<lovely> you can still the fucking pole
<lovely> just blurred
<lovely> >-<
<kage> the shit nigga, you spend more than 3 minutes on it
<lovely> so
<lovely> you fuck girls for 2 minutes
<lovely> because its good
<lovely> no
<lovely> you put effort in it
<lovely> and the outcome is good
<lovely> not like this
<Raziel> hahaha
<lovely> you look like you do halfassed work in a halfassed timeframe now
<kage> yes, you should definetly put in half an hour
<kage> so you can photoshop a dog pissing in a lil girl's mouth
<kage> cause you just want it to look good
<kage> is that what it is lovely?
<wellninja> good job kage
<lovely> http://buffer.io/~simon/raziel.jpg
<kage> look at those blurry edges
<lovely> its ok
<lovely> i only spent 3 minutes on it
* GalacticPrick has quit (Signed off)
<lovely> this is exactly the excuse microsoft had for ME
<Raziel> the pic of me was taken by a webcam
<lovely> "we only worked 3m inuets on it"
<Raziel> lol
<Raziel> I was about to comment
<lovely> do you tell your clients that kage ?
<Raziel> "3 million minutes?"
<lovely> yeah you think it sucks?
<kage> no lovely
<lovely> well i only spent 3 minutes on it
<kage> we bill by hour
<kage> we code 3 minutes
<kage> bill 3 days
<kage> obviously
<Naypam> interesting
<Naypam> if you don't have +x on the directory the returned error seems to be that cd isn't a command
<Raziel> lol?
<Naypam> try this
<Raziel> bash: cd: foo: Permission denied
<Naypam> sudo mkdir aoeu && sudo chmod 700 aoeu && sudo cd aoeu
<Raziel> sudo cd aoeu
<Raziel> really?
<Naypam> TRY IT
<moop> gojira: f/m/k zid, psycho_holiday, nonpc
<gojira> wtf
<gojira> how can you make it this hard
<gojira> marry nonpc, fuck psycho kill zid probably but i have no idea how any of them looks
<moop> i've seen dick pics of zid
<moop> think he pretty nice if you're into that 🤔