<Naypam> I've laughed too much in the past 36 hours
<Naypam> I need a completely serious day
<Naypam> super serious
<Naypam> we put our dicks in a guy's drink
<Naypam> he was mad
<Bad> wut
<Naypam> shouldn't have been so maad imo
<Bad> what am I raeding
<Naypam> replied by shitting on a car
<Naypam> he was madder
<Bad> ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
<Bad> why
<Bad> would you put your dick
<Bad> in a drink
<Naypam> because
<Naypam> then they drink it
<Naypam> and you say
<Naypam> "lol I put my dick in your drink"
<Naypam> and they hate
<Naypam> rofl
<Naypam> friend and his brother
<Naypam> brother helps friend onto bonnet of car
<Naypam> he kneels over
<Naypam> shits on the car
<Naypam> family safe campsite
<Naypam> rofl'd
<Naypam> he was not happy
<Naypam> but
<Naypam> got revenge by cumming in his sock
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<Naypam> BFD|Slave you have sex once a month and it lasts 45 minutes because you're french and all the french are prissy fucks that spend 5 hours doing foreplay only to stroke each other with a feather and suddenly cum a blob the size of a fucking pea with absolutely zero enjoyment. enjoy your french fantasy life and not living in the real world. TRUT HHURTS
<Bad> Someone tell me why the fuck my fucking left arm is growing so much bigger than my right
<Bad> I do more right arm exercises every day
<Bad> I masturbate with my right hand, just to inbe4
<how-hiGh> attention please
<how-hiGh> An old man took his phone to a repair shop, they said nothing was wrong with it.
<how-hiGh> He then responds "then why don't my kids ever call me?" As he looked down and walked away slowly...
<Naypam> how-hiGh: why did the chicken cross the road?
<Naypam> to get away from you
<how-hiGh> :/
<moop> i'd fuck Bad
<gojira> you'd fuck anything with a hole and a heartbeat and the second part is optional
<moop> that's what i said
<Raziel> My hand has a heart beat
<gojira> is this Raziel suggesting moop can fuck his hand?
<Bad> Raziel: please elaborate on your odd as fuck phrase
<gojira> yea
<gojira> wtf
<nonpc> Laiz, could you shut the fuck up. No one gives a shit, you never say anything that's remotely useful. You're clearly a waste of the bytes you transfer to/from the internet.
<ad13> speaking of tinder, piratebay is down and I want some std
<Bad> gojira: https://www.quora.com/I-mastered-coding-when-I-was-10-and-Im-currently-making-my-own-operating-system-Im-currently-15-years-old-How-do-I-make-myself-appeal-to-people
<gojira> Yes there is no answer there?
<Bad> Indeed
<Bad> Is just that it's funny to read I mastered coding when I was 10 and I'm currently making my own operating system. I'm currently 15 years old. How do I make myself appeal to people?
<Raziel> I mastered seduction when I was 10 and I'm currently waiting for the perfect mate. I'm currently 26 years old. How do I make myself appeal to people?
<gojira> 99% sure on being in edinbro last weekend of july
<gojira> sleeping with the nay
<gojira> at the nay
<gojira> not with
<gojira> wtf
<Naypam> everybody knows what rompy-pomping is
<Naypam> nobody knows what the fuck a blowie is