<kage> one time i gave my phone to my cousin
<kage> the hot one
<kage> she was browsing the photos
<kage> and then bam
<kage> penis photo
<kage> i snatch the phone out of her hand
<kage> and quickly delete it
<kage> and laugh it out
<kage> gg
<kage> no re
<ad13> fortunately i knew carrying the colon around was going to be a pain in the arse (it acts as a sail in this wind) so managed to refrain
<Bad> wc3 story
<Bad> When I installed wc3 I couldn't believe how pretty it was
<Bad> Invited a friend over to see
<Bad> Cinematic starts
<Bad> Campaign mission where Jaina arrives
<Bad> HI MY NAME IS JAINA PROUDMORE
<Bad> Then the game gets stuck for some reason and it just loops
<Bad> JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE
<Bad> Shamed me
<Bad> Fuck wc3
<kage> D. we are so fucking bad at games, it's hilarious
<dux0r> speak for urself
<dux0r> im grand masters
<kage> at masturbating
<kage> me too
<Garner> Raziel tu veu bé🐭🍗🐰🐽?
<Garner> bézer* wtf
<Garner> did I just type
<Garner> I see a rabbit
<Garner> a chicken leg
<Garner> a rabbit
<Garner> and a pig
<Naypam> funny story related to penises
<Naypam> took off my watch and masturbated at like 8am this morning
<Naypam> fell asleep
<Naypam> slept on my watch
<Naypam> woke up with watch mark on my bum
<Naypam> true story
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<Naypam> BAAAAAAAAH
<Raziel> that's what she said
<Phixion> ssh
<moop> don't you shush me
<Phixion> :)
<how-high> LOL
<how-high> haha
<how-high> gonna steal your joke moop
<how-high> if you do not mind
<Valacar> Phixion gets a "good morning" and all i get is "fuck off Valacar"... i liked the world more when germans were the mortal enemies of france
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<Juno> why not just all speak english
<Juno> like most intelligent people
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<Steele> sup