<moop> hmm Bad you think i should prepurchase ams museum tickets?
<ad13> I once asked a drunk edinburgh compsci student if she wanted to make my buffer overflow
<Garner> that
<Garner> fucking update
<Garner> hard in the cock
<Garner> whoredom rife
<Garner> before the update takes fucklong
<Garner> brother shall show balls to brother
<Garner> wang age dong age spear age sword age
<Raziel> what the fuck
<Garner> a sword stands up between my hips
<Garner> my hidden fleece sends forth its scent of human oil
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<gar> rofl
<gar> i love how the dm writes irrelevant words in capital letters
<gar> the queen JUST died today
<moop> wait gar she did?
<gar> yes
<ad13> fuck you gar, I had a heart attack
<gar> ad13: why
<ad13> you said the queen died
<moop> get a room you fucking homos
<moop> if you know what i mean
<moop> ;)
<Bad> I don't
<Bad> elaborate
<moop> basically have a nonsexual gay sex
<Bad> I see
<Bad> nonsexual sex
<gojira> i can just hear moop making his sound can you Raziel
<Bad> what is the sound gojira
<Bad> describe it
<gojira> remember when moop had an aneurysm?
<Raziel> so many times
<Naypam> I can't imagine Raziel making any sounds or putting in any effort in a sexual encounter with moop
<Naypam> he'd just be lying on his front
<gojira> wat
<Naypam> with moop going like a bunny at him
<Bad> Naypam that sounds accurate
<Naypam> Bad gets it
<Bad> I actually see it
<Bad> you hive visioned it to me
<Bad> Naypam do you hear it
<Bad> it goes ploploploploplopolplopl balls on skin
<Bad> and at the same time
<Bad> Raziel is mute except for a sigh because he's bored
<gojira> Naypam
<gojira> did you just really describe that
<gojira> like wtf
<gojira> Raziel is clearly a top
<gojira> and moop a bottom
<gojira> look how tiny moop is
<Bad> hell no gojira
<moop> i'm huge
<Bad> moop can't be a bottom because he is oppressed irl
<gojira> moop spreading Raziels hairy cheeks with tiny moop dick?
<gojira> i dunno
<Bad> he has to be a top in the bedroom to compensate
<lovely> THE GIRL
<lovely> SHE IS STILL NOT GONE
<lovely> nearur
<lovely> to hiem
<lovely> and like
<lovely> oh my god
<lovely> like
<lovely> blood lods
<dux0r> wat
<lovely> soooooo many siege tanks
<dux0r> oh
<lovely> Damn she is bad.
<lovely> oooo
<dux0r> up until that siege tank line I thought you'd murdered a prostitute or something
<ad13> I love that feeling of realising "urgh, this is going to hurt like fuck", then it gets over the threshold and you're just like me gusta
<BadFurDay> I don't.
<nonpc> Yeah
<nonpc> I LOVE pooping
<nonpc> Like
<nonpc> that stretching stretchy stretch
<nonpc> oh yeah
<ad13> went an adventure, got carried away
<ad13> scottish border towns are beautiful
<ad13> also my bum hurts
<Naypam> inb4 raziel floating cars
<Naypam> been practicing on keys for years
<Naypam> can now float keys
<Naypam> cars*
<BadFurDay> what am I reading
<BadFurDay> Naypam you are drunk
<Naypam> Raziel | I have this weird thing where my hand floats one key to the right
<Naypam> wtf does that even bean BadFurDay
<BadFurDay> bean
<Naypam> explain it to me