< Naypam > the guy's scottish is too thick to understand
<kage> i'd honestly just have a rib removed so i could suck my own cock, if my hands stopped working
<how-hiGh> moop how did you quit being awkward?
<how-hiGh> advice
<nonpc> I like how phones have anuses where you insert a cable
<foxpc> Started chatting up with this one girl. She seems nice.
<foxpc> Gonna report when I have more info!
<Juno> what colour her underwear?
<foxpc> Juno, I hope, red!
<Juno> eww
<foxpc> wut.
<foxpc> red color is the best color!
<Pianoo> you on omegle again fox?
<Raziel> god damn
<Raziel> is there anything worse than bread becoming deformed in the shopping bag because you stacked things wrong?
<Raziel> there probably is
<Raziel> BUT NOT RIGHT NOW
<moop> VAGIN: vary anxious inhale (for a) nibba
<Fogge> Last Christmas we gave the norwegian dude in our master's class a pound of butter to bring home over christmas
<Fogge> Kid almost started crying
<Bad> My syslog is ddosed by irccloud
<Bad> Pretty much
<ad13> gojira is a french heavy metal band named after the japanese stem for godzilla
<ad13> i just though he really liked JIRA