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#505
<Naypam> funny story related to penises <Naypam> took off my watch and masturbated at like 8am this morning <Naypam> fell asleep <Naypam> slept on my watch <Naypam> woke up with watch mark on my bum <Naypam> true story
#117
<Naypam> true story: I came in my own eye once
#839
<Bad> They say every moop has a birthmark <Bad> If you had to get naked with someone to check <Bad> Who would you pick <moop> tourettes girl <Bad> on redditeu I meant <Bad> loser <moop> oh <moop> hmm <moop> i assume you mean male <Bad> Obviously <moop> i assume you want me to say you cuz that's the gayest question i have been asked in my life
#138
<nonpc> I hate it how Laiz doesnt take this channel seriously. He thinks it's a fuckign playground for him. And thinks it's like funny or something. Fuckign ass.
#443
<Bad> worst thing <Bad> I can't blow my nose despite it being full <Raziel> :-( <Bad> because every time I start blowing my nose <Bad> it sends Aurélie into a laughing fit <Bad> which makes me laugh <Bad> and throw snot everywhere <Bad> apparently I sound like a clogged trumpet mixed with a fart <Bad> she threatened to record me <Bad> help
#208
<Naypam> guys <Naypam> this might make you laugh <Naypam> http://i.imgur.com/2hTML01.jpg <Raziel> I hate laughing <Raziel> ROFL
#220
<Bad> Yeah to each their own :)
#226
<Raziel> At least niggers don't have money so they can't pollute airports
#563
<moop> i will use this excuse for the next 5 years <moop> accidentally grab girl tits <moop> imma be like "sry baby i had roids" <moop> and she be like "hemorhoids?" <moop> and i'll be like "no... the manly stuff... come on you know" <moop> "the ball shrinking thing?" <moop> "yeah, you got it"
#284
<how-hiGh> Garner say it to my face <how-hiGh> just quit irc and never use this protocol again, bro <how-hiGh> and by bro I mean never my bro, ur fucking phaggot