<Welldone> dux0r: or you should just redirect to a page that says "THE QOUTE WAS SUBMITTED, <s>YOU SICK FUCK</s> HAVE A NICE DAY"
<Raziel> are you currently pooing?
<garne> yes
<Raziel> you're typing very fast for being on the phone
<Raziel> did you bring your desktop computer to the bathroom?
<garne> laptop
<garne> :D
<Happy0> Naypam: the news is that thatcher died in response to you returning to the country
<Happy0> uglad?
<moop> so guys i was thinking
<moop> maybe i should freeze some sperm in case i am actually diagnosed with ms
<moop> that way i'll have some healthy sperm for the future
<moop> that isn't affected by the diagnose
<Valacar> is how-hiGh serious about the stuff he says must be the biggest mystery of our era
<Bad> He was laughing because he couldn't reach the balls
<Bad> So he had to suck harder
<Bad> And it made him laughk
<Bad> Just then he looks up and sees me taking a picture of him sucking the balls as hard as possible
<Bad> So he was probably thinking « eh »
<moop> The balls were good tho
Scots 'Sheldon Cooper' admits dealing drugs for bitcoin after FBI sting
Compared by law enforcement sources to the scientific genius Sheldon Cooper of hit US comedy The Big Bang Theory, Naypam had some of the most sophisticated computer systems ever seen by Scottish police. They included customised keyboard with no markings.
A file called druggers.txt with details of 23 names and addresses was discovered on his computer equipment. Four persons named on the list admitted purchasing Diazepam from Naypam using the website.
<Valacar> THATS WHAT SHE SAID
<Valacar> h0h0h0h00h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h
<how-hiGh> Valacar aware of the office?
<how-hiGh> this is joke from tv show
<BadFurDay> mice
<nonpc> mouses
<BadFurDay> I don't want, nonpc, it's a good mouse :D
<BadFurDay> mice
<Laizkiz> Having your English corrected by a French person is the worst thing that can happen.
<Laizkiz> sucks2bu cableguy
<nonpc> haha
<zid> mouses
<zid> is correct
<zid> the french guy is just wrong
<nonpc> o/
<Laizkiz> :O
<zid> The online Oxford Dictionaries entry for mouse states the plural for the small rodent is mice, while the plural for the small computer connected device is either mice or mouses.
<Laizkiz> :O
<Laizkiz> TIL
<Laizkiz> LOL
<Laizkiz> FRENCHFAG WAS WRONG
<nonpc> POW
<Laizkiz> h33h33
<zid> ofc, he's french
<zid> that's his job
<zid> to be wrong, but be arrogant about it
<Laizkiz> BadFurDay, here's your white flag, you know what to do.
<kage_> FATALITY
<kage_> ZID WINS
<Bad> Raziel seriously it's simple
<Bad> you are norwegian
<Bad> you have money
<Bad> you can play guitar
<Bad> just go in the streets
<Bad> follow a woman
<Bad> if she looks good step in front of her
<Bad> and go
<Bad> anyway here's wonderwall
<Bad> guaranteed success
<Bad> gogogo
<gar> ye do it Raziel
<gar> or helicopter dick
<gar> 10/10 body language
<gar> psychologically girls want to grab
<gar> do it
<gar> in public
<gar> i guarantee someone will grab your dick