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#378
<Juno> why not just all speak english <Juno> like most intelligent people * Steele has joined #redditeu <Steele> sup
#207
<Bad> do you know Raziel <Bad> why she couldn't fit a block of 5gb of shit up her ass? <Raziel> wat <Bad> it's obvious Raziel <Bad> because the ass was fat32
#727
<Valacar> Phixion gets a "good morning" and all i get is "fuck off Valacar"... i liked the world more when germans were the mortal enemies of france -!- Valacar has quit [Signed off]
#300
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#82
<Naypam> it's harder to cum through prostate stimulation! <Naypam> why do I say these things :( <Naypam> evil #redditeu making me say things I don't want to say
#789
<moop> VAGIN: vary anxious inhale (for a) nibba
#171
<Naypam> you could replace tips <Naypam> with an imaginary number at the end of your payment <Naypam> so like if the waitress was really good <Naypam> oh hey <Naypam> the bill is 40.23? <Naypam> have 40.23.9 <Naypam> but they actually only get 40.23 <Naypam> and a feeling of satisfaction
#145
<nonpc> Raziel is like the parent here. Everyone is a child, testing Raziel's limits. Raziel will always lose. He can't ban kids because he will be left alone.
#369
<Naypam> I was given a variant of that to help me sleep and it changed my thought patterns exactly as you say <Naypam> I fucking hated it <Naypam> couldn't handle not being able to think normally <Naypam> didn't take any more after that <Naypam> what was it called, hm <moop> aw <Naypam> might have been citalopram but idk <moop> i think it would be cool to have a completely different think pattern <Naypam> I wanted the doctor to give me benzos <Naypam> well idk how it's affecting Bad, moop, I'm all for different thinking patterns <Naypam> but it was like it shut down my brain <Bad> Naypam: you know what I am experiencing man <Naypam> stopped me thinking <Naypam> made me "slow" <ad13> so what you are saying Naypam <ad13> is you were an upstanding member of society <ad13> then a doctor gave you zoloft <ad13> and now you're facing jail for running a criminal empire?
#344
<FredG> actually I was creeped out when I was told my dick is big for my size <FredG> wasn't even a girl, just a guy keeping in while I was having a piss <FredG> was legit scared for my life