<Naypam> inb4 raziel floating cars
<Naypam> been practicing on keys for years
<Naypam> can now float keys
<Naypam> cars*
<BadFurDay> what am I reading
<BadFurDay> Naypam you are drunk
<Naypam> Raziel | I have this weird thing where my hand floats one key to the right
<Naypam> wtf does that even bean BadFurDay
<BadFurDay> bean
<Naypam> explain it to me
<moop> is no nut november an actual thing
<moop> wtf
<Raziel> yeah moop wanna join in?
<moop> lol no
<Raziel> loser
<Bad> yo guys
<Bad> joke
<Bad> ionut november
<Bad> remember when kage was nofap, this joke has like 2 layers
<Raziel> mild heh
<Bad> ionut ionut
<Bad> yes fappa
<Bad> touching your dick
<Bad> no fappa
<Bad> doing nofap november
<Bad> yes fappa
<Bad> I will rape you
<Bad> ha ha ha
<Bad> this is why I'm not allowed to be near kids or memes btw
<Garner> PENIS IN MY MOUTH
<Bad> you are so entertaining how-hiGh
<how-hiGh> why I have no friends then lol
<Raziel> Erm
<Raziel> So
<Raziel> There's gotta be a first time for everything in life right
<Naypam> please Raziel
<Naypam> continue
<moop> oh boy Raziel
<moop> just had gay sex the poor lad
<Naypam> I know rite moop
<Naypam> glad our minds went to the same place
<Raziel> Including having an irresistible shit while you're biking home to your hotel
<moop> oh boy
<moop> that's no fun Raziel
<moop> what did you do
<Raziel> Like diarrhea level shit
<Naypam> I guess that riding the bike
<Naypam> would open your arse a bit
<moop> did you reach the hotel?
<Raziel> Yes I just finished showering
<Bad> Lmao Raziel you moron
<Raziel> Showering me and my clothes...
<Raziel> :-(
<moop> aw :(
<moop> but, like, were there casualties Raziel
<Raziel> I don't know
<moop> well now you have a story Raziel
<Raziel> I even went to the toilet before leaving
<moop> means you ate something bad
<Raziel> No shits were had then
<Raziel> At least i could move fast on a mostly empty bike road
<Raziel> And run up to my hotel room
<Raziel> This was a huge amount
<Raziel> Like
<Raziel> I don't even want to describe
<Raziel> Seafood + alcohol
<Raziel> Not good for me
<Raziel> But i swear i went on the toilet just before leaving!
<Raziel> I took every precaution :-(
<Naypam> rofl Raziel
<Naypam> poor
<ad13> hah, disaster
<Valacar> wait so this was Raziel's first time he shat outdoors?
<Raziel> I've shat outdoors before valacar
<Raziel> But usually i pull down my pants and squat first
<Valacar> oh wait you shat on the move?
<moop> ya Raziel
<moop> why didn't you stop the explosive diarrhea
<moop> just find a cork
<moop> ez
<moop> ok that's too mean
<moop> i'm sorry Raziel
<moop> cheer up, it's all over now
<Valacar> pls moop it's too late for moopsies
<ad13> haha, good show though
<Raziel> I was on the bike, suddenly shit, panicked, biked back to hotel as fast as I could, ran to my room and showered while taking my clothes off
<moop> poor bike
<Valacar> the critical question that begs for an answer is the volume of shit that got out
<Raziel> Did you expect me to measure the volume?
<ad13> well, feel free to use a freeform scale
<Raziel> My shirt got stained, that should tell you enough
<ad13> roflllllllllllllllll HOW? HOW???
<Valacar> so thats quite bad
<Raziel> I dunno man
<Raziel> Squeezed upwards by the bike seat?
<Ensiferous> for the past 3 days I've wanted to refine my pvz build... still haven't gotten dressed.
<Raziel> Naypam lately reminds me of when I was a kid, I would tell people on the internet I was older than I actually was and always tell people about my imaginary sex life so they'd think I was cool
<Bad`> this is on /r/all as « foodporn » https://i.imgur.com/EdO7v0V.jpg
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<how-hiGh> Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal
<how-hiGh> and I'm being one hundred percent serious.
<moop> how-hiGh: what are you on about
<how-hiGh> Sorry we dont cook shit that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious
<how-hiGh> gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously..
<how-hiGh> dont eever potst your fuking families poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.
<Raziel> PEP 420
<Raziel> yolo
<+how-hiGh> The sun will set at 5:45 PM.
<+how-hiGh> https://goo.gl/search/What+time+does+the+sun+set
<__bot__> https://goo.gl/search/What => https://www.google.com/search?q=What