<nonpc> Raziel
<nonpc> can you ban me
<Raziel> why
<nonpc> Dunno, might study a bit
<nonpc> omg
<nonpc> Raziel
<nonpc> fuck you
<nonpc> ban me
<nonpc> you fuckign cunt
<Raziel> omg fine
* Q setzt einen Bann auf nonpc!*@*
* Q hat nonpc aus #redditeu gekickt (Banned.)
<haiku> woo-hoo! non-pc free redditeu!
<BFD|Slave> Gee moop stop being such a Raziel
<Raziel> wow internet dropped
<Raziel> wtf did you say about me
<BFD|Slave> What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I coded my own wordpress plugin, and I've been involved in numerous secret laravel conclaves, and I have over 300 confirmed commits. I am trained in php and I'm the top code monkey in the entire norwegian dev forces. You are nothing to me but just another coder. I will grind your code the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the internet and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you with over seven hundred wordpress plugins, and that's just with my own code. Not only am I extensively trained in framework usage, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Laravel Framework Alpha Release Repository and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will cook rice all over you and you will burn in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
<how-hiGh> http://i.imgur.com/nJ11fmk.png is it appropriate when applying for a job? srs
<Garner> lol
<Garner> how-hiGh is more retarded than i thought
<Raziel> ......
<how-hiGh> wtf
<how-hiGh> please respect srs tag
<how-hiGh> so it sounds dumb and I have to remove it?
<Garner> are you serious or just trolling because it's #redditeu?
<how-hiGh> serious
<how-hiGh> just tell if it look retarded
<how-hiGh> this is why I'm asking for opinions
<Garner> keep it, looks very professional
<how-hiGh> don't laugh me off
<Raziel> yeah I agree with Garner
<how-hiGh> it sounds like you want to fuck up my entire professional career?
<how-hiGh> damned phaggots
<Garner> > professional career
<how-hiGh> fuck you moron you are the worst kind of phaggot I ever encountered on the internet
<how-hiGh> just get the fuck out of this channel bro
<how-hiGh> and by bro I mean NEVER my bro
<how-hiGh> you phaggot
<Naypam> it's harder to cum through prostate stimulation!
<Naypam> why do I say these things :(
<Naypam> evil #redditeu making me say things I don't want to say
<kage> me and bfs when i'm in Paris
<kage> bfd*
<BadFurDay> bfs
<BadFurDay> kage has bfs
<BadFurDay> confirmed
<kage> wtf is bfs ?
<BadFurDay> boyfriends
<kage> oh, i have a couple of them
<ganar> "a couple of them"
<kage> yep
<haiku> did you lose nay?
<Garner> ofc he did, he's bronze
<Garner> just altered his monitor's contrast and now thinks he's gold
<garne> i posted some pics and a video on fb, and tagged gf sister as gd doesnt use facebook. then a colleague says i thought your gf was ginger
<garne> i said "wat"
<garne> no comtext
<garne> i ask to elaborate
<garne> he says i saw your post and om the video she gave you blow kisses
<garne> i was cringing so much was like
<garne> why is he stalking me
<garne> writing it makes me cringe
<garne> anyway he leaving next week so is ok
<Naypam> after sleepover
<Naypam> went for showher, masturbate on floor
<Naypam> have shower
<Naypam> perfecet
<Naypam> but everybody's done that too
<Naypam> also omg was a party
<Naypam> hot girls and everything
<Naypam> but I masturbated in the toilet
<Naypam> was awesome
<Naypam> then went for a walk with a friend smoking
<Naypam> like a tree
<BFD|Slave> god
<BFD|Slave> this guy
<Naypam> BFD|Slave nightmare
<BFD|Slave> is King Wank
<BFD|Slave> more wanker than a wanker
<kage> what can i say...
<Naypam> yeah but when you'er like 15
<Naypam> you see a leg
<Naypam> FAP FAP FAP
<BFD|Slave> at a party with hot girls
<BFD|Slave> BETTER FAP
<BFD|Slave> what the fuck
<Naypam> well it was after the party had died down
<kage> nay, does haiku know all this ?
<kage> is he gonna wake up one day
<kage> and see you on top of his bed
<kage> masturbating ?
<BFD|Slave> kage: rofl, I can imagine haiku arriving at Naypam's place, and nay going "Yeah so we'll have to share a bunk bed"
<BFD|Slave> With a huge smile on his face
<kage> like the one i'm having right now
<kage> right ?
<BFD|Slave> yes
<BFD|Slave> pretty much
<kage> that would be awesome
<dux0r> =/
<Naypam> it's okay
<Naypam> I'm the master of subtlty
<Naypam> I got fit so easily when I worked outside
<Naypam> was strongest EU
<foxpc> fit
<Naypam> arms of steel
<Naypam> was good shit
<Raziel> what job was that Naypam?
<ad13> omg
<Naypam> cleaning up the streets :D
<Garner_> :D:D
<Garner_> I don't use scissors
<Garner_> just knife
<Bad> cute penis
<Bad> do you cute it?
<Bad> do you cute your balls?
<Bad> u snigle