<Raziel> dat millisecond precision
<Raziel> or microsecond
<Raziel> not sure
<Garner> Naypam's dick second
<Garner> because micro
<Naypam> a pinch of nay juice and he'll be ready to fight a war!
<Laiz> Nay sauce
<Laiz> oh man
<Naypam> here's the trick.
<Raziel> how do you make nay juice?
<Raziel> mix whisky and whisky?
<Naypam> requirements: microphone, freezing plate, kettle
<Naypam> I'm telling you Raziel
<Naypam> turn microphone to max and let Naypam speak from it
<Naypam> holf freezing plate above microphone
<Naypam> let boiling water boil ont freezing plaet
<Naypam> suddenly
<Naypam> on plate appears a solid
<Naypam> from my voice
<Naypam> that's nay sauce
<Naypam> now you can eat
<Naypam> and you'll feel better
<ad13> tomorrow i test drive a tesla model s
<ad13> :o
<moop> why, they need a dummy?
<moop> ayyy
<moop> you walked right into that
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<Raziel> suddenly penis pain
<garne> you fap too much
<Raziel> fapped too little
<Raziel> that's what
<Valacar> or aids
<dat_eye_-> Valacar
<dat_eye_-> Are you male?
<ad13> rofl murica
<ad13> true story, when i woke up and checked bbc news, all it had was "Fatal bomb blast kills 3 and injures many ..."
<ad13> so i was like "Oh well another suicide bomber in iraq or some shit" and skipped right over it
<ad13> wasn't until i'd got to work people like "ZOMG DID U HEER?"
<garner> im dating the worst bread
<Juno> why not just all speak english
<Juno> like most intelligent people
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<Steele> sup
<Naypam> I fucking hate linux
<Naypam> it's awful
<Valacar> i wonder what moon penumbra is
<Valacar> oh right i see what it is
<ad13> hmm you know
<ad13> I would postulate that a hard workout in the gym is better than sex
<ad13> Hear me out on this lads
<ad13> More tits, nicer tits, tits in motion
<ad13> Then, after you're done, there's no nagging or shit, just a blissful feeling