<Naypam> I once got a reacharound from a gay but I didn't get hard so it didn't work
<Naypam> part of the bits of gay I've done
<Naypam> ate someone's smegma too but that's another story
<Naypam> tfw my keyboard's almost age of consent
<Raziel> I just attack pencils to my fingers before typing
<Raziel> fortnite seems like a better version of pubg
<Raziel> moop mad?
<Valacar> with what experience you are claiming that :D
<Raziel> 2 minutes of stream watching
<Valacar> java does seem like a better version of python
<nonpc> Say congrats on the new job!
<nonpc> Mr. Naypam
<nonpc> Self-employed
<Naypam> but that was a basic game
<Naypam> BASIC
<Naypam> game
<Naypam> thanks nonpc
<Naypam> fuck off
* Q sets mode: +o Naypam
<nonpc> gz Naypam
* Naypam sets mode: +b nonpc!*@*
* nonpc was kicked by Naypam (nonpc)
[later]
<nonpc> I'll be damned if I ever come back to this piece of shit channel
<gojira> ok so
<gojira> want to know how retarded i am?
<Bad> Oh nice, you're alive
<gojira> i've never failed this hard in my life
<gojira> yea
<gojira> my operation is the 18th
<gojira> not the 16th
<gojira> ......
<Raziel> LOL
<Bad> lmao
<Bad> good one
<gojira> they had to prescribe me extra meds
<gojira> because i had already taken them all
<gojira> and not eaten for 24 hours
<gojira> etc
<gojira> MOTHERFUCKER
<Raziel> Valacar- how do I fix git clone freezing
<Valacar> well obviously you need to django your pyhton into the node in a unix fashion
<moop> VAGIN: vary anxious inhale (for a) nibba
<gojira> nimbus
<gojira> (other types of cloud)
<gojira> i only know nimbus
<Naypam> straterata
<Naypam> or something
<Naypam> stratera?
<Naypam> idk
<Raziel> and something that sounds like columbus but not quite
<Raziel> why do they all end in -bus
<Naypam> to distinguish them from planes
[ at 2:34 in the morning ... ]
<Wan> Hello
<Wan> I'm a dog
<Wan> I smell like shit
<Wan> I shit
<Wan> I eat shit
<Wan> That's all I do
<Wan> But look, I can learn stupid tricks like "sit", so you think I'm smart
<Wan> But deep down, I just wished I could eat more shit and stink more.
<Wan> Oh wait, I heard a noise, I'll now bark non fucking stop for the next 3 hours even if it's 2 AM
<Wan> But look, I can guard a house!
<Wan> ...not. If a bulgar comes, I'll litterally shit myself
<Wan> But hey, that means more shit for me to have!
<Wan> And I'll be sad when I'll se your mangled corpse, because I'll ask myself "Who'll feed me now?"
<Wan> Because I can't hunt for shit.
<Wan> Gotta go, I think I heard an other dog existing, afk losing my shit for the next hours,
<Wan> Dog
— +Raziel downloads quake champions
<Valacar> when are they releasing that?
<Raziel> fuck if I know
<Valacar> well how on earth are you playing it?!?!
<moop> Valacar: beta
<Valacar> pff
<moop> oh i'm not saying how he's playing
<moop> i'm calling u a beta
<moop> sorry for confusion