<Raziel> sc2ranks also says he's gm 2v2
<Raziel> which isn't possible
<BadFurDay> it is
<BadFurDay> desrow so fat he counts as two players when soloing
<Naypam> I was so desperate I masturbated to gay porn
<Naypam> and it wasn't even that bad
<Naypam> might do it again
<zid> Like, I'd rather have a lion bar than sex, most of the time
<kage> guys
<kage> if you were so morbidly fat
<kage> that you couldn't even jack off yourself
<kage> would you buy a pet and have it suck your dick ?
<kage> food for thought
<Naypam> so I got a new laptop
<Naypam> two very wrong things about it
<ad13> another one? :D
<Raziel> lol
<Naypam> 1. dvorak and the US layout, it has those gay keys, it means I can't type the pipe symbol
<Naypam> going to have to hack that
<Naypam> 2. it has HotS motifs all over it
<Naypam> not sure which is worse
<fredosan> ROFL OUTSIDE OF IT
<fredosan> wait wrong window
<Valacar> hmh
<Valacar> all masters thesises (?) here are by default public
<Valacar> whats the plural form of thesis
<gojira> papers
<gojira> theses
<Valacar> theses
<moop> Valacar: plural of thesis is these
<moop> these nuts
<Naypalm> I've had gay things in my ass too just didn't enjoy it!
<moop> so weird having a boner during a sad emotional scene in a tvshow 🤔
<garnet> !q
<__bot__> https://qdb.lutro.me/177 - <Garner> I am a retard
<garnet> ok