<Valacar> heil hitler
<Bad> omg no
<Bad> new gmail has this thing on the left side
<Bad> if you click « more »
<Bad> you see your archived google chats
<Bad> There's conversations with my gf of 2006....
<Bad> cringe overload
<Bad> me: <3 :) :D :p ^_^
<Bad> Angela: stop your friggin smilies.P
<Bad> smh
<Bad> wtf I was such a poet
<Bad> me: there's a beautiful thing about sadness just like there's a beauty in happiness, as long as it's not sadness caused by an immovable event (a death, a breakup, etc.)
<Naypam> I was at this party when I was 17
<Naypam> and my friend's parents were gone
<Naypam> and they had this marble egg
<Naypam> size of an egg
<lively> oh god
<Naypam> so one guy
<Naypam> puts the egg in a condom
<nonpc> oh god
<Naypam> puts it in his ass
<Naypam> then pulls it out
<Naypam> and starts chasing people with it
<Naypam> was so funny
<lively> WHAT
<nonpc> wat
<Naypam> him standing on the table
<Naypam> middle of the room
<Naypam> trousers round knees
<Naypam> with egg up his ass
<Naypam> it was fucking terrifying
<Naypam> he chased us around the village
<Naypam> party with 20 people
<Naypam> all running thhrough the streets
<Naypam> with a guy with a shit covered egg in a condom chasing us
<Naypam> scariest day of my life
<Juno> WHERES LGD.INT
<Juno> THEY #1
<haiku> lost to DK yesterday
<haiku> fucking DK
<Raziel> where's LGD.string
<Raziel> and LGD.bool
<haiku> hurrrr
<haiku> raziel, basically LGD has 2 teams, lgd international and lgd china. they're currently playing in the g-league tournament, which is an asian tournament
<Raziel> I know
<haiku> IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU TAKE AN INTEREST IN DOTO
<Laiz> RAZIEL STREAMING DOTO
<Laiz> RAZIEL STREAMING DOTO
<Laiz> RAZIEL STREAMING DOTO
<Laiz> RAZIEL STREAMING DOTO
<haiku> RAZIEL DOESNT HAVE DOTO
<haiku> T_T
<Raziel> that's right
<Laiz> I got extra ones!
<Raziel> I'm no dotafag
<Raziel> don't want
<haiku> sent!
<Raziel> rofl
<Raziel> not accepting!
<haiku> MY LAST INVITE RAZIEL
<haiku> I GAVE IT TO YOU
<haiku> BECAUSE I'M NICE LIKE THAT
<haiku> and want to encourage your newfound interest
<Laiz> sent
<Raziel> facepalm
[ later that day ]
<haiku> raziel wanna play dota?
<Raziel> no
<haiku> kay maybe later then
<nonpc> fuck thi
<nonpc> s
<Laiz> Raziel wanna play doto?
<haiku> he said later
<Raziel> never!
<haiku> yo raziel just keep in mind laiz can't stay very late
<Laiz> yeah
<haiku> neways, just let us know when you're ready
<ad13> just logged in to my email at work
<ad13> some guy has accidentally replied to his manager-level "Bottom performing employees" email
<ad13> and sent it to the all-employees internal mailing list
<Bad> MOOP STOLE THE PHRASE
<Bad> STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS (2013)
<Bad> AROUND 20:00 IN THE MOVIE
<Bad> « I KNOW YOU BETTER THAN YOU THINK I DO »
<Bad> I KNEW IT MOOP
<Bad> I KNEW YOU HAD NO CREATIVE TALENT
<lively> fuck this
<lively> also
<lively> i wrote
<lively> proze i think its called
[...]
<lively> somtimes seoul, sometimes bali, sometimes amsterdam, sometimes high, drunk, sometimes party starting on monday, sometimes nothing. this is the life, and i know that this is the life, and i dont know how long itll last, but as long as it is, i enjoy it every day, sometimes crying, sometimes laughing, sometimes scared, sometimes sorrow, sometimes nothing at all. if its over tomorrow and nothing is left, then i can say i have lived, and that ive forgotten more
<lively> see
<lively> when im on pills
<lively> i can write
<lively> like really well
<Raziel> morning
<Bad> fuck off and die Raziel
<Bad> nobody talks during those mornings
<Bad> those where you wake up with a poo emergency
<Bad> which leaves no time for a shower
<Bad> I feel so dirty
<Bad> I want to die
<Naypam> let me get a rough estimate of my lifetime masturbations
<Naypam> about 8200 times
<Naypam> easily going to hit 10k faps like
<Naypam> in the next year or two
<Naypam> wonder if I'll hit 100k
<Naypam> that would be quite hard
<lively> you going to fap 4 times a day nay?
<Naypam> no but average now is twice a day
<Naypam> used to be 4-5 times a day
<Naypam> morning and night, sometimes when I get home from work
<BFD|Slave> Naypam: wanker
<dux0r> 21900 faps
<dux0r> at least
<Naypam> rofl
<Naypam> god damn that's way more than me
<Naypam> even including the age difference
<dux0r> 4*365*15
<Naypam> 4
<Naypam> FOUR
<lively> 4
<Naypam> I only did 4-5 when I was a teenager
<dux0r> i told u i was hardcore mother fuckers
<Bad> They say every moop has a birthmark
<Bad> If you had to get naked with someone to check
<Bad> Who would you pick
<moop> tourettes girl
<Bad> on redditeu I meant
<Bad> loser
<moop> oh
<moop> hmm
<moop> i assume you mean male
<Bad> Obviously
<moop> i assume you want me to say you cuz that's the gayest question i have been asked in my life