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#629
<Raziel> suddenly penis pain <garne> you fap too much <Raziel> fapped too little <Raziel> that's what <Valacar> or aids <dat_eye_-> Valacar <dat_eye_-> Are you male?
#783
<Raziel> you sure are wise <moop> i am wise beyond my years that is true <moop> hehe <Valacar> wouldn't that mean that you are stupid within your ears <Valacar> no wait years... <Valacar> fml <Valacar> carry on nothing to see here
#36
<lively> fuck this <lively> also <lively> i wrote <lively> proze i think its called [...] <lively> somtimes seoul, sometimes bali, sometimes amsterdam, sometimes high, drunk, sometimes party starting on monday, sometimes nothing. this is the life, and i know that this is the life, and i dont know how long itll last, but as long as it is, i enjoy it every day, sometimes crying, sometimes laughing, sometimes scared, sometimes sorrow, sometimes nothing at all. if its over tomorrow and nothing is left, then i can say i have lived, and that ive forgotten more <lively> see <lively> when im on pills <lively> i can write <lively> like really well
#390
<how-hiGh> Bad <how-hiGh> how long do you last in bed? no homo <moop> no homo? <Bad> 10000 hours <Bad> you forgot to add srs how-hiGh <Bad> so I answered not seriously <how-hiGh> srs Bad <Bad> ok <how-hiGh> on a serious note* <Bad> it depends <Bad> sometimes it's 2 minutes, sometimes it's 2 hours <how-hiGh> frauding <how-hiGh> 2 hrs <Bad> depends on the context and the situation <how-hiGh> well quickie in toilet on party for example <Bad> LOL <Bad> that would be 0.1 seconds <Bad> and then shame <how-hiGh> why shame <Bad> because 0.1 seconds <how-hiGh> who cares what women think srs <how-hiGh> its not alpha <Bad> I'm not alpha <Bad> I'm not beta either though <how-hiGh> omega <Bad> yeah I'm omega <Bad> exactly <Bad> omega male <how-hiGh> its worse than beta btw <Bad> no problem <Bad> keep getting muscled body <Bad> I'll go get women on my side <Bad> :) <how-hiGh> maybe you even let women to sit on your face to please them? <how-hiGh> srs <Bad> if they like it, sure <how-hiGh> and you do stuff with your tongue, right? <Bad> of course <Garner> what am i reading <Garner> high school redditeu <Bad> Garner: I'm helping how-hiGh understand what being normal is like, but it's not easy <how-hiGh> well I don't know about pussay licking <how-hiGh> it's not natural <Raziel> you don't know about pussy lucking <Raziel> only asshole licking? <Garner> didn't they teach you about sex in school, how-hiGh <how-hiGh> I lick nipples <how-hiGh> and necks <how-hiGh> hope its enough <Bad> For some women it's enough <Bad> For others it's not <Bad> Every woman likes different things <Bad> Some don't like pussy licking, some love it <how-hiGh> latter are called whores, right? <Bad> Maybe <Raziel> by nowadays standards to be a decent BF you have to lick anus <Garner> if you don't do it you virgin <Garner> srs <Bad> Raziel: srs <how-hiGh> Raziel quoting me right now :D <how-hiGh> Bad what is pussy juice tastes like? <Bad> LOL <Bad> I can't even answer this question <how-hiGh> do you enjoy it? <Bad> pussy juice has no taste <Bad> it has as much taste as kissing a mouth or whatever <how-hiGh> its like saliva? <Bad> unless your woman is not clean at all <Bad> some women have a bit of a taste <how-hiGh> Bad can you be my mentor? I might need to contact you when I'll get a GF <Bad> but never seen a bad one <Bad> LOL <Bad> this is too funny <Raziel> omfg <Garner> yes <Bad> Raziel: help <Garner> he can be <how-hiGh> semi srs <Bad> (troll) <Raziel> I spit out water <Raziel> brb <Bad> hahahahhaha <Garner> rofl'd <Bad> You know how-hiGh <Bad> The thing that you need to do is actually communicate with your girl <Bad> Ask her what she likes or does not like when you have sex <Bad> And tell her what you would like her to do when you have sex <Bad> It will be better for you and her <how-hiGh> I remember making a thread on bb.com about losing my virginity <Garner> wat <Bad> Garner: It's a tradition on bb.com <how-hiGh> and they said it was weird of me to ask her several times whether she came or not <Bad> phaggot <Garner> oh <Bad> LOL <Bad> You do not ask that <Garner> jhahahahahaha <Bad> At all <Bad> If a woman comes you notice it <how-hiGh> I didn't know then <moop> if Bad gonna mentor how-hiGh i want him to mentor me too <Bad> Hahahhaha <Bad> Poor girl <moop> i want to learn to cook like Bad <Bad> She must have felt so ashamed <Bad> moop: Sure, it's easy ! Anytime <Garner> maybe not <Garner> maybe girls in ukraine are also weird <how-hiGh> Bad I want to assure you that she came several times during that night <Garner> is it lesbian if i suck penis <Garner> srs <Bad> Garner: Imagine having sex as a girl and your guy keeps asking if you came <how-hiGh> because my endurance was on top level <how-hiGh> lol <how-hiGh> I asked not during the actual intercourse, but in short breaks we took <Garner> oh yeah <Garner> tea time <Garner> standard <Bad> You do not need to ask that after sex rofl <Bad> You will know by yourself if she came or not <Bad> There are things a woman can't fake <moop> well tbh some people can't read others <moop> like, autists <Bad> Yes moop it's called autism <Bad> :D <Bad> m'oop <how-hiGh> are you hinting on me <moop> how-hiGh: no i'm hinting on me <Bad> type hinting <how-hiGh> well <how-hiGh> Bad so its okay to ask a girl "do you want me to lick your sugar walls?" <Bad> Yes <how-hiGh> on first date or before actual sex? <Garner> rofl <Bad> When the sex starts <Bad> Before inserting penis in vagina <Bad> You can ask if she enjoys receiving oral <moop> and do call them sugar walls <Bad> Most women do, but not all <Garner> ^ <Bad> So it's better to ask <how-hiGh> okay thanks for making it clear <how-hiGh> I never had one <how-hiGh> > age 24 <Bad> I like blowjobs, but not from every girl <Bad> Some girls give garbage blowjobs <moop> and stick a finger up the bum <moop> yes <moop> i know <Bad> Yeah that doesn't help hhahahah <Garner> hhahahah <how-hiGh> you notice how Raziel becomes silent when we share our sex experience? <how-hiGh> looks like self ownage <how-hiGh> he must be jelly as hell <Bad> Clearly is <Bad> Right now Raziel is EXTREMELY jelly <Bad> I am 100% sure of it <how-hiGh> yeah might even doing desperate jerking right now <Garner> i'd prefer being virgin than being how-hiGh <how-hiGh> thats offensive <Raziel> fuck off I'm watching true detective <how-hiGh> Bad is answering all question tonight <Bad> you get a very thin hollow glass tube and insert it into a man's urethra then you hit the penis with a hammer, smashing said glass tube inside of the guys penis.
#391
<moop> Lol <moop> This museum is hugo <moop> Dunno how to get out halp <moop> Looking for a way out for the last 30 min <Bad> rofl <moop> Also the weed doesn't help <Bad> you barely entered the museum <Bad> already trying to go out <moop> Not trying to get out <moop> Just curious where out is [ 4 hours later ] <moop> Bad pls I'm dying Diego <moop> Here <Bad> rip Diego <Raziel> ah man <Raziel> if only we were there with you <Bad> moop are you outside? <Bad> or in hotel? <moop> Still in museum <Bad> ROFL
#180
<kage> i'm waiting for the first korean to call himself PokeMon <kage> or SailorMoon <kage> or something <BadFurDay> What if someone decided to use a shitty nick nobody can pronounce that sounds like a failed attempt at being edgy? <BadFurDay> Azgatoth. <Naypam> rofl <BadFurDay> Now THAT would be a terrible nick. <BadFurDay> Naypam: btw, redditeu tournament is in 1h <BadFurDay> Hope you got warned <kage> >BadFurDay, <kage> but what if someone decided to actually pronounce his fucking nick wrong <kage> and have everyone confused <kage> why not spell it Razeel <BadFurDay> But it's pronounced Naziel, I don't understand. <kage> we could have a tourney without Raziel <kage> and we'd all be like <kage> surprise motherfucker <kage> when he got home <BadFurDay> rofl <BadFurDay> but we have to host it so that it starts 10 mins after he arrives home <BadFurDay> And tell him we warned him weeks in advance <kage> maybe we could get TotalBiscuit to cast <kage> if we sucked his cock hard enough <Naypam> BadFurDay | Naypam: btw, redditeu tournament is in 1h <Naypam> omfg <Naypam> brb going home, installing windows <Naypam> wtf raziel <Naypam> no warning
#408
<Naypam> I are confus <Naypam> why is ansible finding files in the glob that don't exist <Raziel> you're running it on the wrong server!! <Raziel> rip your devops career <Naypam> I am not! <Naypam> and it's running on both hypervisors anyway <Naypam> somehow on both of them finding a file that's not there <Naypam> ahhhhh <Naypam> my life <Naypam> fuck you ansible <Naypam> wtb chef/salt/slaughter <Bad> Scots 'Sheldon Cooper' admits inability to use ansible during Raziel sting <Bad> btw Naypam when you figure out the problem tell us <Bad> I'm curious <Bad> Might learn something from it <Naypam> oh wait no Raziel is correct <Naypam> my bad <Naypam> was on my local computer * Naypam facedesk <Naypam> https://github.com/ansible/ansible/issues/10115#issuecomment-71756883
#415
<Steele> ooh i just thought of a meme <moop> was it a nice meme <Steele> v good meme <Steele> i am an independent nation state <Steele> and i don't need no bloc <Steele> something
#638
<Bad> tfw I keep watching this harry potter x-men shit because I'm actually interested in the plot now <moop> rofl <Bad> tfw I keep watching this harry potter x-men shit because I'm actually interested in the plot now <Bad> tfw I keep watching this harry potter x-men shit because I'm actually interested in the plot now <Bad> ok maybe not roll elbow on keyboard
#2
<cheebs> my original idea was to make him a stalker <cheebs> but protoss units are hard <cheebs> they either look like gay men or robots <cheebs> but robots that are hard to make out of cheap clay