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#272
<moop> tbh i did masturbate to trannies
#114
<zid> yo Raziel <zid> can I ask you something? <Raziel> yes <zid> doto? <Raziel> omg
#775
<ad13> I once asked a drunk edinburgh compsci student if she wanted to make my buffer overflow
#103
<dux0r> Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? <dux0r> because the P is silent <dux0r> What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? <dux0r> wipes his ass
#593
<garne> how can the game have multiple orgasms!? <garne> should be long and slow
#173
<Juno> newkirk city <Juno> newkirk city <Juno> newkirk city <Juno> newkirk city <Juno> newkirk city <RazielTipBot> R> Juno just won R 0.004
#65
<BadFurDay> lovely: wellborg: I just realized israel and argentina have the same flag <lovely> BadFurDay: get the fuck out <BadFurDay> Fact bro, fact <lovely> they both have 2 blue bands <lovely> omg <lovely> however <wellborg> 1. no it's not <lovely> israel is <lovely> white blue white with star blue white <lovely> argentina is <lovely> blue white with cinco de mayo blue <lovely> hey <lovely> argentina is like #1 antisemitist <wellborg> 2. fyi once in a point of time the zionists really considered to place israel in uganda <wellborg> just fyi <BadFurDay> http://i.imgur.com/724m9.jpg <BadFurDay> TROLED <BadFurDay> HARD <Naypam> oh my g <Naypam> BadFurDay master troll <Naypam> got wellborg and lovely <Naypam> 10/10
#5
<Welldone> dux0r: or you should just redirect to a page that says "THE QOUTE WAS SUBMITTED, <s>YOU SICK FUCK</s> HAVE A NICE DAY"
#443
<Bad> worst thing <Bad> I can't blow my nose despite it being full <Raziel> :-( <Bad> because every time I start blowing my nose <Bad> it sends Aurélie into a laughing fit <Bad> which makes me laugh <Bad> and throw snot everywhere <Bad> apparently I sound like a clogged trumpet mixed with a fart <Bad> she threatened to record me <Bad> help
#347
<FredG> I'm like a pig at work <FredG> with crisps chocolate and coca cola <moop> in before fat <moop> FredG: is everything free tho? <FredG> yes <Raziel> that's disgusting FredG <Raziel> get free water and fruit instead <FredG> no such thing Raziel <FredG> besides im 1kg <FredG> why should I care <Raziel> then ask for it! <Raziel> you should care because sugary food is bad for your focus and concentration long term <FredG> oh <FredG> ok ill call it <FredG> or whatever <FredG> dunno anyone except them <Raziel> rofl [ the next day ... ] <FredG> are you assassin <FredG> symaskin <Raziel> SYMASKIN <FredG> symaskinen <FredG> FUXK <FredG> sysadmin <Raziel> FredG are you a symaskin? <FredG> no <FredG> I call IT för that <FredG> even called for fruits... <FredG> he was mad <Raziel> rofl <Raziel> I didn't think you were serious <Raziel> hahaha <FredG> :D <Raziel> actually lol'd <moop> FredG: how did that talk even go? <moop> "hello IT i need fruits" <FredG> no <moop> "hi, i have a problem. there are no fruits" <FredG> he said hi that's Adrian from IT, how can I help you fred <FredG> I said where do I find fruits <FredG> he said just go to the 2nd floor in the canteen <FredG> then was like <FredG> IS THAT ALL <FredG> I said yes, he hung up <FredG> was mad