<moop> didn't you take english lessons?
<how-hiGh> well i attended free english clubs that mormons ran back in the day
<how-hiGh> lol
<moop> ...mormons
<how-hiGh> they asked us to hold each other hands and sing songs to praise the Lord
<Raziel> At least niggers don't have money so they can't pollute airports
<Bad> Someone tell me why the fuck my fucking left arm is growing so much bigger than my right
<Bad> I do more right arm exercises every day
<Bad> I masturbate with my right hand, just to inbe4
<Naypam> god damn my toilet is broke
<lovely> broken I assume?
<Naypam> broke!
<lovely> is it an gash?
<Naypam> not sure how to activate the toilet from inside the pool of water
* Naypam stupid
<Naypam> nothing pulls! but the toilet handle is a lever1
<Naypam> so idk
<Naypam> it's come detached from something
<kage> haiku left for 1 day
<kage> and your house completely falls apart
<kage> i'd check if there are any screws missing
<lovely> haha
<moop> i started playing that shit katnip game but then i remembered something important
<moop> i'm in the middle of a movie
<Bad> jesus christ moop
<moop> wait nvm first 15 min
<moop> Bad: i've been stuck on the same timestamp on the last the hobbit movie
<moop> for, like, a month now
<moop> if not more
<Naypam> also I was so tired last night at like 4am, but I decided to masturbate with a sex toy before going to sleep
<Naypam> anyway fell asleep half way thorugh masturbating
<Raziel> ...
<Naypam> woke up with no covers on, cold, with sex toy on me
* Marco__ has joined #redditeu
<Marco__> hello world
<Raziel> o_o
<Juno> POLO
<Marco__> i found you
<Raziel> did you now
<Raziel> and who would you be
<Marco__> sure did
<nonpc> Marco__, touch his private parts now
<Raziel> you don't know true uphills until you've stood on the... what do you call the escalators without steps? from the schiphol train station
<gojira> stairs...
<how-hiGh> stop me before I masturbate to breastfeeding photos
<Bad`> how-hiGh: nice
<Garner> i like how everything how-hiGh types
<Garner> no matter how long he lurks
<Garner> is retarded than anyone can imagine
<Garner> more
<Bad`> Garner: if it came from Naypam you wouldn't flinch
<Bad`> The exact same
<Garner> except Naypam doesn't constantly say that sort of stuff
<Bad`> Neither does how-hiGh
<Bad`> Pitastrudl did
<Garner> wut
<Raziel> pitastrudl thought he could fit into our conversations
<Garner> does Naypam pm you asking you if he has to talk to a girl in the gym?
<Raziel> how-hiGh just completely avoids them by typing random crap
<Garner> that's the worst comparison ever
<Bad`> Garner: yes he does
<Bad`> It's the private life of Naypam and I
<Bad`> Please respect
<Raziel> "guys if you feel good after poop is that gay? srs"
<Garner> you're retarded bad
<Raziel> "guys how long are your dicks? im not gay. srs"
<Garner> srs
<Bad`> Raziel: rofl sounds legit
<Garner> stop raziel I'm dying
<Bad`> Lold irl in a restaurant
<Garner> it is legit
<how-hiGh> are you mimicking me Raziel?
<Bad`> 10/10 imitation
<Naypam> :D
<how-hiGh> I just want to bring intredasting topics from time to time
<Raziel> "person i have crush on is making fun by imitating me. what do i do? it is girl btw. srs"
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