<how-hiGh> are you raised on a farm bad?
<Bad> No but my sister owns a farm
<how-hiGh> cause you sure know how to rise my cock
<Welldone> dux0r: or you should just redirect to a page that says "THE QOUTE WAS SUBMITTED, <s>YOU SICK FUCK</s> HAVE A NICE DAY"
<Naypam> funny story related to penises
<Naypam> took off my watch and masturbated at like 8am this morning
<Naypam> fell asleep
<Naypam> slept on my watch
<Naypam> woke up with watch mark on my bum
<Naypam> true story
<fabe> very odd my gf wants to watch champions league and knows all the teams/players
<fabe> that was unexpected
<dux0r> you have a gf?
<dux0r> that is very odd indeed
<Bad> wc3 story
<Bad> When I installed wc3 I couldn't believe how pretty it was
<Bad> Invited a friend over to see
<Bad> Cinematic starts
<Bad> Campaign mission where Jaina arrives
<Bad> HI MY NAME IS JAINA PROUDMORE
<Bad> Then the game gets stuck for some reason and it just loops
<Bad> JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE
<Bad> Shamed me
<Bad> Fuck wc3
<Juno> Sometimes when I'm watching live streams, I hold my mouse cursor over the streamer's cursor and pretend we are holding hands.
<how-hiGh> anyone understands body language?
<how-hiGh> I found out that pussy of my ex-GF was wet several times when we sat in cafe
<ad13> lovely: the blackouts are because japan shat itself at fukushima, and turned ALL nuclear power off
<ad13> it's not coming back on.
<Naypam> there's a black out?
<Naypam> nigger! run!
<Raziel> you know
<Raziel> java were way ahead of their time with JARs
<Raziel> they're basically containers!
<Bad> So
<Bad> My girl talks about the guys that smoke fish for a living
<Bad> What I pictured in my head was someone rolling a fish into a joint and smoking it
<Bad> And it seemed normal to my brain
<Bad> I was like this is what she meant yes
<Bad> Then thought about it