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<Bad> So guys <Bad> This is the second time now and I've only been with my girl for a year <Bad> She does a lot of roleplaying in MMOs on her free time <Bad> And like in every roleplaying, there's fictional relationships and stuff <Bad> And for the second time in a year a guy thought it meant that she liked him irl <Bad> And is like <Bad> Dump your guy and be with me I'll treat you better <Bad> He doesn't deserve you etc <Bad> The whole nice guy attitude <Bad> Got him banned by the whole french roleplaying community on that game <Bad> It's fucking hilarious <moop> so the girl is dumping you <garne> wat <garne> fictional relationships and stuff? <garne> what am i reading <Bad> Well yeah her character has a life right <moop> ye garne like what you have with Raziel <Bad> She's some baker in some desert town or w/e <moop> fucking girl gamers amirite <Bad> And her character sometimes has relationships with other characters in order to make her character evolve right <Bad> There's no sex in their RP though, it's just like <garne> so it's just the character having a relationship with another character <Bad> Yes <garne> and the guy thought it meant oh players should have a relationship too <garne> lol <Bad> The stories move organically on RP servers <garne> fair enough, makes more sense now <Bad> If two characters seem like a good fit they both say ok they should be together <garne> funny <Bad> But it's characters, right <Bad> Yeah <Raziel> you should get her to accept the daate <Bad> First time it happened was like 6 months ago <Raziel> but then you show up <Bad> The guy got in full creep mode <Bad> Tried multiple times to make the characters have sexual RP <Bad> After a while she reported him and he got banned <garne> eodl <garne> rofl* <Bad> Then he started telling her on skype that he wants to date her <Bad> Even though he knew she was living with me <Bad> Now this time <garne> he knows a lot about her already <Bad> The guy she treated like a friend <Bad> So he knows some things about me and my relationship with her <Bad> Since they had friendly conversations <Bad> And he just went full crazy mode <Bad> Listed reasons why she's unhappy with me <moop> you have the list? <Bad> And listed reasons why she'd be better off with him <Bad> moop: well it happened ingame and I'm not gonna ask her to login again and see if there's logs or whatever, but off the top of my head it was the basic stuff <Bad> Like he's just with you for sex I'll treat you like a real woman etc et <Bad> He doesn't understand your true feelings etc <Bad> Why are you with a boring guy when I'm so much better etc etc et <Bad> The usual nice guy shit <moop> tbh that would work on me <Bad> He probably seriously believes it too <moop> would dump bf for him <Bad> rofl <Wan> I can hear the fedora tipping <Bad> Oh I forgot to mention, I think it's an important detail <Bad> The first one, from 6 months ago <Bad> He was married and had kids <Wan> ROFL <Bad> And offered to dump his wife for her <Bad> That made it easy to ban him from the RP community <Bad> They just had to say if you come back we talk to your wife <Bad> :)

<Naypam> I haven't tasted anybody else's cum <Naypam> weird <Naypam> that's the kind of thing I'd like to have said I'd done <Naypam> oh well <Naypam> LIFE SUCKS <Naypam> have made a guy cum tho * Naypam master of pleasure

<ad13> yeah man, hitler did some bad stuff but did you see patch 1.4!?

<lovely> THE GIRL <lovely> SHE IS STILL NOT GONE <lovely> nearur <lovely> to hiem <lovely> and like <lovely> oh my god <lovely> like <lovely> blood lods <dux0r> wat <lovely> soooooo many siege tanks <dux0r> oh <lovely> Damn she is bad. <lovely> oooo <dux0r> up until that siege tank line I thought you'd murdered a prostitute or something

<Bad> OMG THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN SINCE I SAW A MAN GIVE MOUTH TO MOUTH TO A DOG TO SAVE HIS LIFE AND ACTUALLY IT MIGHT BE EVEN BETTER LITERALLY WHERE CAN I BUY THIS RAZIEL I WOULD DRAG MY BALLS THROUGH GLASS IF I HAD TO IF IT MEANT I COULD OWN THIS GADGET

<Naypam> I was given a variant of that to help me sleep and it changed my thought patterns exactly as you say <Naypam> I fucking hated it <Naypam> couldn't handle not being able to think normally <Naypam> didn't take any more after that <Naypam> what was it called, hm <moop> aw <Naypam> might have been citalopram but idk <moop> i think it would be cool to have a completely different think pattern <Naypam> I wanted the doctor to give me benzos <Naypam> well idk how it's affecting Bad, moop, I'm all for different thinking patterns <Naypam> but it was like it shut down my brain <Bad> Naypam: you know what I am experiencing man <Naypam> stopped me thinking <Naypam> made me "slow" <ad13> so what you are saying Naypam <ad13> is you were an upstanding member of society <ad13> then a doctor gave you zoloft <ad13> and now you're facing jail for running a criminal empire?

<ad13> in Java, everything's verbose as fuck and you have no sugar at all <ad13> but it's fairly consistent at the language level <ad13> in c# though, oh boy <ad13> long = 64-bit signed non-null primitive <ad13> long? = 64-bit signed non-null primitive <ad13> decimal = 128-bit signed non-null primitive <ad13> decimal? = 128-bit signed null primitive <ad13> object = object reference null allowed <how-hiGh> this way too advanced for me, stop pls <how-hiGh> liberal arts crew

<garne> seriously though i will miss my colleague <garne> took a picture of us having a beer <garne> https://i.imgur.com/BEPN9pK.png <garne> sad times <Raziel> I RECOGNIZE THAT URL <Raziel> NOT FALLING FOR IT <Raziel> CUNT <garne> rofl <garne> hahahahahahaahaha <moop> :D <Raziel> I'm fucking traumatized <garne> :D:D:DDDDD

<Wan> There's a Lemon curve ad right in front of me <Wan> Train in 4 minutes <Wan> Naypam would probably masturbate while waiting <Wan> And yet I'm here, staring blankly at a lingerie ad because of a FUCKING PUN BASED ON A GORILLA FACE ON A KEY

<Bad> Fuck <Bad> Didn't shake last drip properly <Bad> And I'm wearing jogging trousers <Bad> Both my legs are basically made of pee right now <Bad> Worst feeling <Naypam> > "[u'239.423.245.50'] <Naypam> 🤔 <Bad> Indeed Naypam <Bad> My story is about I pee <Naypam> 1p < 2p <Bad> Raziel > me ? <Naypam> tho 5p < all <Naypam> those shitty small 5p coins <Naypam> all coins should be gigantic <Phixion> yeah like megabytecoin <Phixion> you gotta have a massive last drop Bad <Bad> Phixion: I was in a hurry <Bad> Regrets are made <Phixion> rush back to irc? <Phixion> missed a hilight?