<Raziel> suddenly penis pain
<garne> you fap too much
<Raziel> fapped too little
<Raziel> that's what
<Valacar> or aids
<dat_eye_-> Valacar
<dat_eye_-> Are you male?
<Raziel> you sure are wise
<moop> i am wise beyond my years that is true
<moop> hehe
<Valacar> wouldn't that mean that you are stupid within your ears
<Valacar> no wait years...
<Valacar> fml
<Valacar> carry on nothing to see here
<lively> fuck this
<lively> also
<lively> i wrote
<lively> proze i think its called
[...]
<lively> somtimes seoul, sometimes bali, sometimes amsterdam, sometimes high, drunk, sometimes party starting on monday, sometimes nothing. this is the life, and i know that this is the life, and i dont know how long itll last, but as long as it is, i enjoy it every day, sometimes crying, sometimes laughing, sometimes scared, sometimes sorrow, sometimes nothing at all. if its over tomorrow and nothing is left, then i can say i have lived, and that ive forgotten more
<lively> see
<lively> when im on pills
<lively> i can write
<lively> like really well
<how-hiGh> Bad
<how-hiGh> how long do you last in bed? no homo
<moop> no homo?
<Bad> 10000 hours
<Bad> you forgot to add srs how-hiGh
<Bad> so I answered not seriously
<how-hiGh> srs Bad
<Bad> ok
<how-hiGh> on a serious note*
<Bad> it depends
<Bad> sometimes it's 2 minutes, sometimes it's 2 hours
<how-hiGh> frauding
<how-hiGh> 2 hrs
<Bad> depends on the context and the situation
<how-hiGh> well quickie in toilet on party for example
<Bad> LOL
<Bad> that would be 0.1 seconds
<Bad> and then shame
<how-hiGh> why shame
<Bad> because 0.1 seconds
<how-hiGh> who cares what women think srs
<how-hiGh> its not alpha
<Bad> I'm not alpha
<Bad> I'm not beta either though
<how-hiGh> omega
<Bad> yeah I'm omega
<Bad> exactly
<Bad> omega male
<how-hiGh> its worse than beta btw
<Bad> no problem
<Bad> keep getting muscled body
<Bad> I'll go get women on my side
<Bad> :)
<how-hiGh> maybe you even let women to sit on your face to please them?
<how-hiGh> srs
<Bad> if they like it, sure
<how-hiGh> and you do stuff with your tongue, right?
<Bad> of course
<Garner> what am i reading
<Garner> high school redditeu
<Bad> Garner: I'm helping how-hiGh understand what being normal is like, but it's not easy
<how-hiGh> well I don't know about pussay licking
<how-hiGh> it's not natural
<Raziel> you don't know about pussy lucking
<Raziel> only asshole licking?
<Garner> didn't they teach you about sex in school, how-hiGh
<how-hiGh> I lick nipples
<how-hiGh> and necks
<how-hiGh> hope its enough
<Bad> For some women it's enough
<Bad> For others it's not
<Bad> Every woman likes different things
<Bad> Some don't like pussy licking, some love it
<how-hiGh> latter are called whores, right?
<Bad> Maybe
<Raziel> by nowadays standards to be a decent BF you have to lick anus
<Garner> if you don't do it you virgin
<Garner> srs
<Bad> Raziel: srs
<how-hiGh> Raziel quoting me right now :D
<how-hiGh> Bad what is pussy juice tastes like?
<Bad> LOL
<Bad> I can't even answer this question
<how-hiGh> do you enjoy it?
<Bad> pussy juice has no taste
<Bad> it has as much taste as kissing a mouth or whatever
<how-hiGh> its like saliva?
<Bad> unless your woman is not clean at all
<Bad> some women have a bit of a taste
<how-hiGh> Bad can you be my mentor? I might need to contact you when I'll get a GF
<Bad> but never seen a bad one
<Bad> LOL
<Bad> this is too funny
<Raziel> omfg
<Garner> yes
<Bad> Raziel: help
<Garner> he can be
<how-hiGh> semi srs
<Bad> (troll)
<Raziel> I spit out water
<Raziel> brb
<Bad> hahahahhaha
<Garner> rofl'd
<Bad> You know how-hiGh
<Bad> The thing that you need to do is actually communicate with your girl
<Bad> Ask her what she likes or does not like when you have sex
<Bad> And tell her what you would like her to do when you have sex
<Bad> It will be better for you and her
<how-hiGh> I remember making a thread on bb.com about losing my virginity
<Garner> wat
<Bad> Garner: It's a tradition on bb.com
<how-hiGh> and they said it was weird of me to ask her several times whether she came or not
<Bad> phaggot
<Garner> oh
<Bad> LOL
<Bad> You do not ask that
<Garner> jhahahahahaha
<Bad> At all
<Bad> If a woman comes you notice it
<how-hiGh> I didn't know then
<moop> if Bad gonna mentor how-hiGh i want him to mentor me too
<Bad> Hahahhaha
<Bad> Poor girl
<moop> i want to learn to cook like Bad
<Bad> She must have felt so ashamed
<Bad> moop: Sure, it's easy ! Anytime
<Garner> maybe not
<Garner> maybe girls in ukraine are also weird
<how-hiGh> Bad I want to assure you that she came several times during that night
<Garner> is it lesbian if i suck penis
<Garner> srs
<Bad> Garner: Imagine having sex as a girl and your guy keeps asking if you came
<how-hiGh> because my endurance was on top level
<how-hiGh> lol
<how-hiGh> I asked not during the actual intercourse, but in short breaks we took
<Garner> oh yeah
<Garner> tea time
<Garner> standard
<Bad> You do not need to ask that after sex rofl
<Bad> You will know by yourself if she came or not
<Bad> There are things a woman can't fake
<moop> well tbh some people can't read others
<moop> like, autists
<Bad> Yes moop it's called autism
<Bad> :D
<Bad> m'oop
<how-hiGh> are you hinting on me
<moop> how-hiGh: no i'm hinting on me
<Bad> type hinting
<how-hiGh> well
<how-hiGh> Bad so its okay to ask a girl "do you want me to lick your sugar walls?"
<Bad> Yes
<how-hiGh> on first date or before actual sex?
<Garner> rofl
<Bad> When the sex starts
<Bad> Before inserting penis in vagina
<Bad> You can ask if she enjoys receiving oral
<moop> and do call them sugar walls
<Bad> Most women do, but not all
<Garner> ^
<Bad> So it's better to ask
<how-hiGh> okay thanks for making it clear
<how-hiGh> I never had one
<how-hiGh> > age 24
<Bad> I like blowjobs, but not from every girl
<Bad> Some girls give garbage blowjobs
<moop> and stick a finger up the bum
<moop> yes
<moop> i know
<Bad> Yeah that doesn't help hhahahah
<Garner> hhahahah
<how-hiGh> you notice how Raziel becomes silent when we share our sex experience?
<how-hiGh> looks like self ownage
<how-hiGh> he must be jelly as hell
<Bad> Clearly is
<Bad> Right now Raziel is EXTREMELY jelly
<Bad> I am 100% sure of it
<how-hiGh> yeah might even doing desperate jerking right now
<Garner> i'd prefer being virgin than being how-hiGh
<how-hiGh> thats offensive
<Raziel> fuck off I'm watching true detective
<how-hiGh> Bad is answering all question tonight
<Bad> you get a very thin hollow glass tube and insert it into a man's urethra then you hit the penis with a hammer, smashing said glass tube inside of the guys penis.
<moop> Lol
<moop> This museum is hugo
<moop> Dunno how to get out halp
<moop> Looking for a way out for the last 30 min
<Bad> rofl
<moop> Also the weed doesn't help
<Bad> you barely entered the museum
<Bad> already trying to go out
<moop> Not trying to get out
<moop> Just curious where out is
[ 4 hours later ]
<moop> Bad pls I'm dying Diego
<moop> Here
<Bad> rip Diego
<Raziel> ah man
<Raziel> if only we were there with you
<Bad> moop are you outside?
<Bad> or in hotel?
<moop> Still in museum
<Bad> ROFL
<kage> i'm waiting for the first korean to call himself PokeMon
<kage> or SailorMoon
<kage> or something
<BadFurDay> What if someone decided to use a shitty nick nobody can pronounce that sounds like a failed attempt at being edgy?
<BadFurDay> Azgatoth.
<Naypam> rofl
<BadFurDay> Now THAT would be a terrible nick.
<BadFurDay> Naypam: btw, redditeu tournament is in 1h
<BadFurDay> Hope you got warned
<kage> >BadFurDay,
<kage> but what if someone decided to actually pronounce his fucking nick wrong
<kage> and have everyone confused
<kage> why not spell it Razeel
<BadFurDay> But it's pronounced Naziel, I don't understand.
<kage> we could have a tourney without Raziel
<kage> and we'd all be like
<kage> surprise motherfucker
<kage> when he got home
<BadFurDay> rofl
<BadFurDay> but we have to host it so that it starts 10 mins after he arrives home
<BadFurDay> And tell him we warned him weeks in advance
<kage> maybe we could get TotalBiscuit to cast
<kage> if we sucked his cock hard enough
<Naypam> BadFurDay | Naypam: btw, redditeu tournament is in 1h
<Naypam> omfg
<Naypam> brb going home, installing windows
<Naypam> wtf raziel
<Naypam> no warning
<Naypam> I are confus
<Naypam> why is ansible finding files in the glob that don't exist
<Raziel> you're running it on the wrong server!!
<Raziel> rip your devops career
<Naypam> I am not!
<Naypam> and it's running on both hypervisors anyway
<Naypam> somehow on both of them finding a file that's not there
<Naypam> ahhhhh
<Naypam> my life
<Naypam> fuck you ansible
<Naypam> wtb chef/salt/slaughter
<Bad> Scots 'Sheldon Cooper' admits inability to use ansible during Raziel sting
<Bad> btw Naypam when you figure out the problem tell us
<Bad> I'm curious
<Bad> Might learn something from it
<Naypam> oh wait no Raziel is correct
<Naypam> my bad
<Naypam> was on my local computer
* Naypam facedesk
<Naypam> https://github.com/ansible/ansible/issues/10115#issuecomment-71756883
<Steele> ooh i just thought of a meme
<moop> was it a nice meme
<Steele> v good meme
<Steele> i am an independent nation state
<Steele> and i don't need no bloc
<Steele> something
<Bad> tfw I keep watching this harry potter x-men shit because I'm actually interested in the plot now
<moop> rofl
<Bad> tfw I keep watching this harry potter x-men shit because I'm actually interested in the plot now
<Bad> tfw I keep watching this harry potter x-men shit because I'm actually interested in the plot now
<Bad> ok maybe not roll elbow on keyboard
<cheebs> my original idea was to make him a stalker
<cheebs> but protoss units are hard
<cheebs> they either look like gay men or robots
<cheebs> but robots that are hard to make out of cheap clay