<Raziel> if you have 300apm in platinum
<Raziel> I think you've got problems
<Raziel> like parkinson's
<Bad> truest lines of 2017
<Bad> 22:35:21 <Raziel> I'm retarded
<Raziel> lines?
<Raziel> that's just 1 line
<BadFurDay> do you like shit Naypalm
<BadFurDay> do you like
<BadFurDay> turd play
<BadFurDay> Don't lie to me
<Naypalm> BadFurDay doesn't bother me
<BadFurDay> what
<Naypalm> don't give a fuck
<BadFurDay> no this is not a good answer
<BadFurDay> it repulses you
<BadFurDay> no
<BadFurDay> no you don't
<BadFurDay> god
<BadFurDay> why do I still ask you questions
<Naypalm> I'm so desperate right now I'd fuck an animal
* Naypalm runs to farm
<BadFurDay> shit is foul
<nonpc> BadFurDay, why does that girl not interact with me :(
<BadFurDay> nonpc: you don't eat your own cum
<nonpc> oh
<Naypalm> I have :D
* Naypalm nom nom
<dux0r> feces and semen hour on #redditeu
<dux0r> just like clockwork
<kage> the 12 is good, peaty
<kage> nice blend
<kage> the 15 is worse than the 12 at twice the price
<kage> never tasted the 18
<Bad> kage confessed pedo
<Bad> Aurélie is ultra mad at me
<Bad> Apparently she went to bed around 3am
<Bad> I was in the middle of the bed so she tried to push me to the side
<Bad> And then apparently as I was being pushed I let out the longest loudest and smelliest fart she'd ever heard in her life
<Bad> And she had to open the windows and leave the bedroom for 10 minutes
<Bad> Now she's mad
<Happy0> > Be me, visiting Naypalm's flat for the first time
<Happy0> > Enter the RedditEU gaming lounge
<Happy0> > goodtimes.jpg
<Happy0> > Open my mouth to say 'yoyoyo' and inquire to as the state of the dealio
<Happy0> > Trip over the famous cum stain on the carpet
<Happy0> > Fall, face first, onto a syringe
<Happy0> > Scramble to get up.. Syringes catching on to me everywhere as I flail around
<Happy0> > Like I'm in a cactus farm
<Happy0> > Find myself in Naypam's bedroom. Blood on the walls, the sheets, everywhere.
<Happy0> > Naypam in a k-hole in the corner, shoe on his head, vacant expression
<Happy0> > Scream
<Happy0> > Run into the money vault
<Happy0> help me end this story, guys =[
<Happy0> i'm not sure where to take it!
<Raziel> I don't mind bitcoins, I don't care about retards who lose money on it - what I cannot stand 1 second of is 1) fags who think bitcoin is the future of all currency 2) fags who think they're gosu speculators and need to brag about how good they are at making money when all they're doing is picking up money that retards are throwing everywhere because they're either type 1 or... well, just retarded
<Bad> So Raziel what's with all the places called -plein in .nl
<Raziel> it means square
<Bad> OMG
<Bad> DID YOU JUST FUCKING
<Bad> MANSPLEIN DUTCH TO ME
<Bad> gojira: https://www.quora.com/I-mastered-coding-when-I-was-10-and-Im-currently-making-my-own-operating-system-Im-currently-15-years-old-How-do-I-make-myself-appeal-to-people
<gojira> Yes there is no answer there?
<Bad> Indeed
<Bad> Is just that it's funny to read I mastered coding when I was 10 and I'm currently making my own operating system. I'm currently 15 years old. How do I make myself appeal to people?
<Raziel> I mastered seduction when I was 10 and I'm currently waiting for the perfect mate. I'm currently 26 years old. How do I make myself appeal to people?
<Raziel> we're having a jolly chat about life then suddenly "they're coming top we need more gold coins on the tower and creep the minions moop go mid in 10 seconds we need to zone them out oh shit I'm dying oh wait I'm not oh shit I'm dying oh wait I'm not oh shit I'm dead"
<Raziel> shut the fuck up omg