<Raziel> you know
<Raziel> java were way ahead of their time with JARs
<Raziel> they're basically containers!
<Naypam> like
<Naypam> if you're in a friend's bed
<Naypam> no porn to masturbate to
<Naypam> make your own
<Naypam> I was reading that askreddit thread the other day
<Naypam> people had masturbated to inanimate objects :(
<Naypam> I've not done that :(
<Naypam> I feel left out
<Naypam> like a chair
<Naypam> or a desk
<Naypam> :'(
<BFD|Slave> When you're having a drink outside
<BFD|Slave> And a wasp gets into your drink
<BFD|Slave> And starts acting mad
<BFD|Slave> omg
<BFD|Slave> OMG
<BFD|Slave> Your drink is RUINED
<BFD|Slave> And you're scared shitless that it'll come out and sting the first thing it sees
<BFD|Slave> But everyone else is all "yeah okay it's just an insect, chill man"
<BFD|Slave> But it's a FUCKING WASP YOU CUNTS
<Raziel> custom made frameworks are the worst
<Raziel> except the one I made, of course.
<moop> Raziel: you removed [editor's note: raziel identifies as male] :(
<Raziel> I identify as a white cis male
<Raziel> not just a male
<Raziel> get your pronouns right
<moop> pls you identify as an emotionless python script
<Raziel> please python is filled with emotion
<Valacar> do we really need to hear Raziel's masturbation stories 0o
<moop> i will use this excuse for the next 5 years
<moop> accidentally grab girl tits
<moop> imma be like "sry baby i had roids"
<moop> and she be like "hemorhoids?"
<moop> and i'll be like "no... the manly stuff... come on you know"
<moop> "the ball shrinking thing?"
<moop> "yeah, you got it"
<gojira> what's even better this means Raziel x gojira monthly dinners
<moop> monthly date
<Wan> Plz
<Wan> When I was in Paris Bad and I ate together at least once a week
* Wan has sweet, sweets reminders of Paris restaurants
<Raziel> we're not that gay Wan
<gar> weekly dinners is over the top Wan
<gojira> weekly dinners = dating
<gojira> monthly = friends
<gar> yes lol
<gar> but i guess Wan was having weekly dinners with Bad while Bad was in his nogirl phase
<how-hiGh> Rule 15: how-high is the most alpha and the least homosexual person of redditeu
<Raziel> PEP 420
<Raziel> yolo