<Naypam> oh god
<Naypam> can't remember where it was
<Naypam> I was leaving someone's flat
<Naypam> sprayed my underarms with shoe polish
<Naypam> was absolute pain like wtf is in that god damn
<Naypam> ty for the backup kage, I got this
<Naypam> also just masturbated in the toilet
<Raziel> at work
<Naypam> yeah, why would I masturbate in the toilet at home?
<Raziel> I started taking beer today
<Bad> Raziel: this usage of « taking » makes it sound like a hard drug
<Bad> like you injected beer in your veins with a syringe
<Raziel> well it is isn't it
<Bad> or sniffed beer
<Bad> Yeah it is a hard drug
<Bad> But I mean
<Raziel> I took it orally
<Bad> name of your sextape
<kage_> a black child molestor
<kage_> what
<zid> who'd molest a black child, that's gross
<Raziel> PEP 420
<Raziel> yolo
<moop> holy fuck
<moop> i can't order me food
<moop> the whole site is double-visioned
* Naypalm changed the topic of #redditeu to: RUINED
<Bad> OMG
<Bad> IEÉPOTMÉ2QOLÉV7Z2897P2vptui
* Bad has left #redditeu
<Garner> shit builds =
<Garner> warp poem
<Garner> prism*
<Garner> into dt'a
<Garner> on main
<Garner> zealots on bar
<Garner> mat
<Garner> nay
<Garner> nat*
<moop> 8-0
<moop> fuck yeah
<moop> why did it take me so long to try this game wtf
<moop> it's f.a.f.
<moop> fun as fuck
[ a bit later... ]
<moop> oooooooooooooooooh now i see
<moop> i was playing against ai for the first 10 wins
<moop> til
< Naypalm> I actually camee on the floor on monday
< Naypalm> people walk through that now
< Naypalm> it's a good mark