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#410
<Garner> le Raziel <Garner> wyd <Raziel> wyd <Garner> means what you doing <Garner> nab <Raziel> ah <Raziel> cleaning up jira issues <Raziel> working on documentation <Garner> loooooooool <Garner> LOOOOOL <Raziel> responding to questions <Garner> Mfw Raziel is QA <Bad> tab to channel <Bad> see last phrase <Bad> +Raziel: Cleaning up tissues <Bad> thought that sounded normal <Bad> then re-read
#383
<Raziel> hey Bad what's the best french black metal band? <Bad> Broooooooo you don't know how much french bands suck, there are very few decent ones <Bad> Let me think for a second <Raziel> wrong <Raziel> it's burzum <Bad> rofl
#426
<Bad> I'm actually laughing out loud at my own link so hard that I have a small nosebleed now <Bad> fuck this
#82
<Naypam> it's harder to cum through prostate stimulation! <Naypam> why do I say these things :( <Naypam> evil #redditeu making me say things I don't want to say
#341
<Garner> mfw haven't fapped in two weeks <Garner> forgot
#780
<Raziel> I've ran into a thread of hilarious anime clips
#188
<kage__> i played a horrible game of ZvP <kage__> where i busted this really bad gold protoss <kage__> on us <kage__> i am not one to bm <kage__> but this guy was bad <kage__> so i just said <kage__> how bad can you be? <kage__> and he said <kage__> do you like dick? <kage__> and i'm like <kage__> yes <kage__> and he quit <kage__> fucking homophobe
#61
<Naypam> I was reading that askreddit thread the other day <Naypam> people had masturbated to inanimate objects :( <Naypam> I've not done that :( <Naypam> I feel left out <Naypam> like a chair <Naypam> or a desk <Naypam> :'(
#122
<kage> http://i3.minus.com/ibvvdSalngwckY.jpg <kage> oh content aware fill <kage> you so good <Raziel> ;P <GalacticPrick> LOL very nice <lovely> that's the worst photoshop yet kage <lovely> you can still the fucking pole <lovely> just blurred <lovely> >-< <kage> the shit nigga, you spend more than 3 minutes on it <lovely> so <lovely> you fuck girls for 2 minutes <lovely> because its good <lovely> no <lovely> you put effort in it <lovely> and the outcome is good <lovely> not like this <Raziel> hahaha <lovely> you look like you do halfassed work in a halfassed timeframe now <kage> yes, you should definetly put in half an hour <kage> so you can photoshop a dog pissing in a lil girl's mouth <kage> cause you just want it to look good <kage> is that what it is lovely? <wellninja> good job kage <lovely> http://buffer.io/~simon/raziel.jpg <kage> look at those blurry edges <lovely> its ok <lovely> i only spent 3 minutes on it * GalacticPrick has quit (Signed off) <lovely> this is exactly the excuse microsoft had for ME <Raziel> the pic of me was taken by a webcam <lovely> "we only worked 3m inuets on it" <Raziel> lol <Raziel> I was about to comment <lovely> do you tell your clients that kage ? <Raziel> "3 million minutes?" <lovely> yeah you think it sucks? <kage> no lovely <lovely> well i only spent 3 minutes on it <kage> we bill by hour <kage> we code 3 minutes <kage> bill 3 days <kage> obviously
#434
<Bad> coffee tastes bad in every form fyi <Bad> disgusting shit <Valacar> lies <Valacar> the true black gold <Bad> black gold is stolen gold from white households