<Raziel> me and Garner were moop's two assholes
<kage> but you know
<kage> it was fun being able to easily unzip during class
<kage> and showing people my junk
<kage> it's true
<kage> i'm like calling people half way across the class
<kage> and showing them my junk
<kage> and laughing like a maniac
<BFD|Slave> rofl
<kage> worst was when you were noticed by the professor
<kage> and
<kage> you needed to stand up
<kage> unzipped
<kage> or you could zip
<kage> but he'd notice
<Naypam> I was reading that askreddit thread the other day
<Naypam> people had masturbated to inanimate objects :(
<Naypam> I've not done that :(
<Naypam> I feel left out
<Naypam> like a chair
<Naypam> or a desk
<Naypam> :'(
<nonpc> before Nirvana went sellout mode
<ad13> I should've just nailed the hot rock chick in the caves that gave us the free joint
<ad13> But for some reason when I smoke weed I just don't care about getting laid
<ad13> Tim was like "very disappointed in you last night" lol
<nonpc> No, dude, I'm not that tech impaired ;)
<Bad> So guys
<Bad> This is the second time now and I've only been with my girl for a year
<Bad> She does a lot of roleplaying in MMOs on her free time
<Bad> And like in every roleplaying, there's fictional relationships and stuff
<Bad> And for the second time in a year a guy thought it meant that she liked him irl
<Bad> And is like
<Bad> Dump your guy and be with me I'll treat you better
<Bad> He doesn't deserve you etc
<Bad> The whole nice guy attitude
<Bad> Got him banned by the whole french roleplaying community on that game
<Bad> It's fucking hilarious
<moop> so the girl is dumping you
<garne> wat
<garne> fictional relationships and stuff?
<garne> what am i reading
<Bad> Well yeah her character has a life right
<moop> ye garne like what you have with Raziel
<Bad> She's some baker in some desert town or w/e
<moop> fucking girl gamers amirite
<Bad> And her character sometimes has relationships with other characters in order to make her character evolve right
<Bad> There's no sex in their RP though, it's just like
<garne> so it's just the character having a relationship with another character
<Bad> Yes
<garne> and the guy thought it meant oh players should have a relationship too
<garne> lol
<Bad> The stories move organically on RP servers
<garne> fair enough, makes more sense now
<Bad> If two characters seem like a good fit they both say ok they should be together
<garne> funny
<Bad> But it's characters, right
<Bad> Yeah
<Raziel> you should get her to accept the daate
<Bad> First time it happened was like 6 months ago
<Raziel> but then you show up
<Bad> The guy got in full creep mode
<Bad> Tried multiple times to make the characters have sexual RP
<Bad> After a while she reported him and he got banned
<garne> eodl
<garne> rofl*
<Bad> Then he started telling her on skype that he wants to date her
<Bad> Even though he knew she was living with me
<Bad> Now this time
<garne> he knows a lot about her already
<Bad> The guy she treated like a friend
<Bad> So he knows some things about me and my relationship with her
<Bad> Since they had friendly conversations
<Bad> And he just went full crazy mode
<Bad> Listed reasons why she's unhappy with me
<moop> you have the list?
<Bad> And listed reasons why she'd be better off with him
<Bad> moop: well it happened ingame and I'm not gonna ask her to login again and see if there's logs or whatever, but off the top of my head it was the basic stuff
<Bad> Like he's just with you for sex I'll treat you like a real woman etc et
<Bad> He doesn't understand your true feelings etc
<Bad> Why are you with a boring guy when I'm so much better etc etc et
<Bad> The usual nice guy shit
<moop> tbh that would work on me
<Bad> He probably seriously believes it too
<moop> would dump bf for him
<Bad> rofl
<Wan> I can hear the fedora tipping
<Bad> Oh I forgot to mention, I think it's an important detail
<Bad> The first one, from 6 months ago
<Bad> He was married and had kids
<Wan> ROFL
<Bad> And offered to dump his wife for her
<Bad> That made it easy to ban him from the RP community
<Bad> They just had to say if you come back we talk to your wife
<Bad> :)
<moop> i will use this excuse for the next 5 years
<moop> accidentally grab girl tits
<moop> imma be like "sry baby i had roids"
<moop> and she be like "hemorhoids?"
<moop> and i'll be like "no... the manly stuff... come on you know"
<moop> "the ball shrinking thing?"
<moop> "yeah, you got it"
<Garner> Raziel tu veu bé🐭🍗🐰🐽?
<Garner> bézer* wtf
<Garner> did I just type
<Garner> I see a rabbit
<Garner> a chicken leg
<Garner> a rabbit
<Garner> and a pig
<Bad> He was laughing because he couldn't reach the balls
<Bad> So he had to suck harder
<Bad> And it made him laughk
<Bad> Just then he looks up and sees me taking a picture of him sucking the balls as hard as possible
<Bad> So he was probably thinking « eh »
<moop> The balls were good tho