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#389
<moop> hmm Bad you think i should prepurchase ams museum tickets?
#433
<Naypalm> This game is tighter than Raziel's ass tho <Raziel> my ass isn't that tight Naypalm <Raziel> because I'm gay
#638
<Bad> tfw I keep watching this harry potter x-men shit because I'm actually interested in the plot now <moop> rofl <Bad> tfw I keep watching this harry potter x-men shit because I'm actually interested in the plot now <Bad> tfw I keep watching this harry potter x-men shit because I'm actually interested in the plot now <Bad> ok maybe not roll elbow on keyboard
#293
<how-hiGh> rumoured that sperm has good nutritional value for muscle gains
#626
<Raziel> There's a stop show going on right now <Raziel> I don't even <Bad> Raziel: fuck is a stop sow <Raziel> Strip <Bad> show <Bad> Ah <Bad> Uh <Bad> Interesting company you work for <Bad> wtf <garne> lol <garne> strip show with colleagues <garne> team building <moop> why is Raziel ircing during a strip show <garne> moop: seeing naked ladies for the first few times can be awkward <moop> Raziel: how many women do you have at work? <Bad> moop: lmao I didn't even think about this aspect <garne> also he didn't say whether it's a male strip show or female <Bad> imagine how awkward it must be <Bad> Being a female in a company that does strip club <moop> because srs made me think of that google diversity memo <Bad> moop: Can't have strip club team building if you have diversity quotas and non sexist HR <Bad> The guy has a point <Bad> Legit point <moop> ikr <moop> he was fired for our sins <Raziel> There were two, one of each gender <garne> lol what <Raziel> No sexism here
#36
<lively> fuck this <lively> also <lively> i wrote <lively> proze i think its called [...] <lively> somtimes seoul, sometimes bali, sometimes amsterdam, sometimes high, drunk, sometimes party starting on monday, sometimes nothing. this is the life, and i know that this is the life, and i dont know how long itll last, but as long as it is, i enjoy it every day, sometimes crying, sometimes laughing, sometimes scared, sometimes sorrow, sometimes nothing at all. if its over tomorrow and nothing is left, then i can say i have lived, and that ive forgotten more <lively> see <lively> when im on pills <lively> i can write <lively> like really well
#328
<Bad> Maybe wait for Raziel's advice <Bad> He's expert on women <how-hiGh> he is always quiet when we are discussing sex and relationships lol <how-hiGh> I'm even afraid to mock him for this because it seems like a serious psychological issue for him <Bad> It is <Bad> Weird <how-hiGh> we're against internet bullying, remember? <Bad> You don't usually notice things like that about people <Bad> But it actually is true <Bad> No bullying, srs, etc <how-hiGh> I don't know for sure, but maybe his lack of success with women somehow related to the fact that his head looks like an egg with hair on top of it <how-hiGh> and it wasn't even THAT pun I prepared
#840
<gar> why am i listening to chris brown <Bad> gar: you are autistic <gar> yeah <gar> it's so shit <gar> but it's playing <gar> and i cba removing <gar> actually it's ok ish
#388
<+Raziel> seriously antiviruses have more security holes than actual viruses
#508
<Valacar> duolingo teaches sweden's swedish that is different from finland's swedish -_- <Naypam> so you admit you don't speak finnish but finnish swedish? <Valacar> so i have to translate finnish to english to finland's sweden to sweden's swedish when i'm using duolingo! <Valacar> a lot harder than english to spanish <Naypam> > finland's sweden <Naypam> I see the rivalry is still strong <Naypam> technically it's not YOUR sweden <Raziel> no no you're misreading it Naypam <Raziel> it's short for "finland is sweden" <Naypam> ohhh <Valacar> oh my god