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#361
<Naypam> interesting <Naypam> if you don't have +x on the directory the returned error seems to be that cd isn't a command <Raziel> lol? <Naypam> try this <Raziel> bash: cd: foo: Permission denied <Naypam> sudo mkdir aoeu && sudo chmod 700 aoeu && sudo cd aoeu <Raziel> sudo cd aoeu <Raziel> really? <Naypam> TRY IT
#24
<BFD|Slave> When you're having a drink outside <BFD|Slave> And a wasp gets into your drink <BFD|Slave> And starts acting mad <BFD|Slave> omg <BFD|Slave> OMG <BFD|Slave> Your drink is RUINED <BFD|Slave> And you're scared shitless that it'll come out and sting the first thing it sees <BFD|Slave> But everyone else is all "yeah okay it's just an insect, chill man" <BFD|Slave> But it's a FUCKING WASP YOU CUNTS
#571
<moop> tried to show muscle to a cute girl here <moop> she just lold <moop> she cute tho <moop> she can lol <moop> i'll allow it <garne> wait what <garne> Is this serious <moop> ye garne <moop> but i did it in a cute jokey way <garne> Bad: please quote this
#99
<nonpc> Raziel <nonpc> can you ban me <Raziel> why <nonpc> Dunno, might study a bit <nonpc> omg <nonpc> Raziel <nonpc> fuck you <nonpc> ban me <nonpc> you fuckign cunt <Raziel> omg fine * Q setzt einen Bann auf nonpc!*@* * Q hat nonpc aus #redditeu gekickt (Banned.) <haiku> woo-hoo! non-pc free redditeu!
#414
<Wan> O shit waddup it's autistic season in Paris <Wan> Err <Wan> Touristic
#176
<Naypam> I fucking hate linux <Naypam> it's awful
#122
<kage> http://i3.minus.com/ibvvdSalngwckY.jpg <kage> oh content aware fill <kage> you so good <Raziel> ;P <GalacticPrick> LOL very nice <lovely> that's the worst photoshop yet kage <lovely> you can still the fucking pole <lovely> just blurred <lovely> >-< <kage> the shit nigga, you spend more than 3 minutes on it <lovely> so <lovely> you fuck girls for 2 minutes <lovely> because its good <lovely> no <lovely> you put effort in it <lovely> and the outcome is good <lovely> not like this <Raziel> hahaha <lovely> you look like you do halfassed work in a halfassed timeframe now <kage> yes, you should definetly put in half an hour <kage> so you can photoshop a dog pissing in a lil girl's mouth <kage> cause you just want it to look good <kage> is that what it is lovely? <wellninja> good job kage <lovely> http://buffer.io/~simon/raziel.jpg <kage> look at those blurry edges <lovely> its ok <lovely> i only spent 3 minutes on it * GalacticPrick has quit (Signed off) <lovely> this is exactly the excuse microsoft had for ME <Raziel> the pic of me was taken by a webcam <lovely> "we only worked 3m inuets on it" <Raziel> lol <Raziel> I was about to comment <lovely> do you tell your clients that kage ? <Raziel> "3 million minutes?" <lovely> yeah you think it sucks? <kage> no lovely <lovely> well i only spent 3 minutes on it <kage> we bill by hour <kage> we code 3 minutes <kage> bill 3 days <kage> obviously
#381
<Bad> gojira: https://www.quora.com/I-mastered-coding-when-I-was-10-and-Im-currently-making-my-own-operating-system-Im-currently-15-years-old-How-do-I-make-myself-appeal-to-people <gojira> Yes there is no answer there? <Bad> Indeed <Bad> Is just that it's funny to read I mastered coding when I was 10 and I'm currently making my own operating system. I'm currently 15 years old. How do I make myself appeal to people? <Raziel> I mastered seduction when I was 10 and I'm currently waiting for the perfect mate. I'm currently 26 years old. How do I make myself appeal to people?
#84
<zid> money, in norway, much like salmon, just leaps out at you and lands in your boat
#733
<moop> you don't add TRANSFORMERS in the title <moop> and don't mention TRANSFORMERS <moop> and pretend it's just a cute robot <moop> like that robot that got hit by lightning and became alive <moop> or the giant robot <moop> or ET