<BFD|Slave> Garner: Let's talk about moop's masturbation habits. He looks at trannies and gay porn, then, once he's about to ejaculate, he grabs his balls tightly and says « no no no no, I'm not allowed to come, I'm heterosexual ». Once the deed is (not) done, he looks for some hetero porn and spends 2h trying to get himself to come, usually only managing it when there's one of those shots from behind where you are exposed to a man's scrot and ass as he does a girl. He then goes on internet forums and IRC channels to tell everyone he's just masturbated, to make himself feel better. They call him a faggot and a homo, but deep inside he knows he never came to gay porn or trannies, and that makes him strictly hetero. He's proud of it. He's the proudest little virgin on the face of the planet.
<Raziel> what the fucking shit
<Raziel> `import pip` fails from bpython but not in a plain .py file
<Raziel> rage
<Wan> :b:python
<Wan> 🅱️
<Wan> wait for it
<Wan> :b:python
<Wan> hmm
<Wan> 😂😂
<Wan> 🅱️🅱️
<Wan> 🅱️ python
<Wan> 🅱️ ython
<Happy0> Naypam: the news is that thatcher died in response to you returning to the country
<Happy0> uglad?
<dux0r> Raziels idea of a better day is going home and coding an SC2 ranking algorythm plugin for WordPress
<Bad> Raziel seriously it's simple
<Bad> you are norwegian
<Bad> you have money
<Bad> you can play guitar
<Bad> just go in the streets
<Bad> follow a woman
<Bad> if she looks good step in front of her
<Bad> and go
<Bad> anyway here's wonderwall
<Bad> guaranteed success
<Bad> gogogo
<gar> ye do it Raziel
<gar> or helicopter dick
<gar> 10/10 body language
<gar> psychologically girls want to grab
<gar> do it
<gar> in public
<gar> i guarantee someone will grab your dick
<Raziel> I had a whole class about post-modernism
<Raziel> biggest bullshit ever in my life
<Valacar> why so
<Raziel> just was
<Raziel> don't feel like elaborating
<Valacar> well
<Valacar> ok
<Valacar> :D
<moop> very post-modernist of you, Raziel
<moop> being vague and shit
<Wan> France emergency state is getting out of hand
<Wan> Even white people have their bags checked
<how-hiGh> I want you to aware how to determine whether girl is slut or not basing on how many guys she had
<how-hiGh> new formula
<how-hiGh> scientifically proven
<how-hiGh> anyone is interested or not? because it's kinda complex so I don't want to waste my time if no one wants to listen
<Bad> yes
<Bad> I want to know
<moop> how-hiGh: go for it
<how-hiGh> okay
<Raziel> in this moment, I am awared
<Bad> not because of a puny god's blessing, but because I am about to be enlightened by how-hiGh
<how-hiGh> basically you have to sum length of all dicks girl she have, and if girl can jump from such height safely without getting injured she is not slut. For example average dick is like 15 cm, so if girl had only 3 men she would step off such height easily = not slut. But if she had 15 for example, this means 2.25 meters so she would sprain her ankle jumping from such height = slut
<Garner> PENIS IN MY MOUTH
<moop> tried to show muscle to a cute girl here
<moop> she just lold
<moop> she cute tho
<moop> she can lol
<moop> i'll allow it
<garne> wait what
<garne> Is this serious
<moop> ye garne
<moop> but i did it in a cute jokey way
<garne> Bad: please quote this