<ad13> it's like... 1945 on a friday night, and someone put something through my door
[ 5 minutes later ]
<gojira> can we please get clarity
<gojira> what did they put through your door ad13
<ad13> i've not had a look yet
[ 15 minutes later ]
<ad13> sorry, was distracted
<ad13> it's the yellow pages
<Naypam> either way I'm ready to suck hard cock or swing that flaccid round my head like a lasso
<Raziel> morning
<Bad> fuck off and die Raziel
<Bad> nobody talks during those mornings
<Bad> those where you wake up with a poo emergency
<Bad> which leaves no time for a shower
<Bad> I feel so dirty
<Bad> I want to die
<Raziel> Naypam lately reminds me of when I was a kid, I would tell people on the internet I was older than I actually was and always tell people about my imaginary sex life so they'd think I was cool
<Raziel> personally I'm a pedophile in the meaning of being afraid of walking
<Naypam> I wish they'd tax sugar
<Naypam> I fucking wish
<Naypam> and have a minimum legal age like cigarettes
<Naypam> it's utterly ludicrous getting everybody fed and hooked on sugar
<Naypam> then fat and dying
<Naypam> and costing money because of health bills
<Naypam> with no extra tax to cover that like there is with alcohol and tobacco
* Naypam rage
<Naypam> any time you bring up "tax sugar" fat fucks cry about opression
<Naypam> "I need freedom to be fat, don't stop me"
<Naypam> fuc you
<Naypam> cunts
<Naypam> good example, Laiz shouldn't be allowed to buy food
<Naypam> should only be given salad
<Laiz> wtf fuck
<Naypam> you should have to carry a BMI sticker around
<Naypam> and if it's > 25 you don't get sugar
<Naypam> only salad
<Naypam> salad and water
<lovely> ...
<Naypam> anyway I'm-a move to spain where nobody can afford food
<Naypam> I got fit so easily when I worked outside
<Naypam> was strongest EU
<foxpc> fit
<Naypam> arms of steel
<Naypam> was good shit
<Raziel> what job was that Naypam?
<ad13> omg
<Naypam> cleaning up the streets :D
<nonpc> if my penis is crooked upwards, it's good, ye?
<Naypam> pretty normal nonpc
<nonpc> but is good for g sport
<nonpc> spot*
<nonpc> right?
<Naypam> most bend up a little bit
<Naypam> if it is at a right angle you have a problem
<nonpc> is like
<nonpc> 90
<nonpc> degrees
<Naypam> yeah that's a right angle
<Naypam> _|
<BadFurDay> wtf
<BadFurDay> why am I reading about nonpc's dick
<nonpc> it's like..
<nonpc> errr
<Naypam> zid posted his yesterday
<nonpc> lemme paint it
<Naypam> :D
<Naypam> yay painting
<BadFurDay> fucking hell
<Naypam> Raziel hates this though, beware nonpc
<BadFurDay> this channel
<BadFurDay> this place
<BadFurDay> #fags
<Naypam> he banned zid for posting a pic of his own penis
<BadFurDay> fucking #fagseu
<nonpc> |-|
<nonpc> 8=====|_|
<nonpc> like this
<nonpc> penis
<Naypam> wtf is that
<BadFurDay> what the hell
<BadFurDay> it looks like a crack pipe
<nonpc> http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=Q9isnTKq
<BadFurDay> with balls
<nonpc> 90 degreess crooked
<BadFurDay> a crack pipe with balls, nonpc
<Naypam> what
<BadFurDay> your penis exhales weed
<Naypam> is tha
<BadFurDay> Naypam: a crack pipe with balls in ascii format
<Naypam> that's actually where you put the crack
<Naypam> on the right
<BadFurDay> yes
<Naypam> the the 8 idk
<BadFurDay> you use the balls to smoke
<Naypam> random 8
<BadFurDay> you teabag yourself
<BadFurDay> to smoke the crack
<nonpc> so anyways
<nonpc> how is your sundays guys?
<Naypam> TvT
<Naypam> easy
<Raziel> no
<Naypam> yeah
<Naypam> I just dropped
<Naypam> won
<Naypam> actually was a zerg
<Naypam> still
<Raziel> I'M SO HAPPY THAT MY SERVER IS MANAGED BY SALT!
<moop> why not puppet?
<Raziel> moop: slow, and ruby
<moop> no, salt is written in python
<moop> wtf
<moop> oh you were talking about puppet