<how-hiGh> Bad when you'll choose girl to impregnate. Before doing that invite her dad to sauna and check his dick size. If he got a small penis you wouldnt want to spread bad genes, right
<how-hiGh> think several moves ahead like Raziel does in chess
<Raziel> morning
<Bad> fuck off and die Raziel
<Bad> nobody talks during those mornings
<Bad> those where you wake up with a poo emergency
<Bad> which leaves no time for a shower
<Bad> I feel so dirty
<Bad> I want to die
<Raziel> I had a whole class about post-modernism
<Raziel> biggest bullshit ever in my life
<Valacar> why so
<Raziel> just was
<Raziel> don't feel like elaborating
<Valacar> well
<Valacar> ok
<Valacar> :D
<moop> very post-modernist of you, Raziel
<moop> being vague and shit
<zid> You tell that bitch, that in the ghetto, that washing non-color safe synthetics at 60C degress might cost you your life
<Bad> Hm I wonder how rich the guy who created Akamai is
<Bad> >died in 9/11
<Bad> lol
<BFD|Slave> do you know why Raziel burned all the jews?
<BFD|Slave> he was trying to cook the third rice
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<how-hiGh> Rule 15: how-high is the most alpha and the least homosexual person of redditeu
<how-hiGh> I want you to aware how to determine whether girl is slut or not basing on how many guys she had
<how-hiGh> new formula
<how-hiGh> scientifically proven
<how-hiGh> anyone is interested or not? because it's kinda complex so I don't want to waste my time if no one wants to listen
<Bad> yes
<Bad> I want to know
<moop> how-hiGh: go for it
<how-hiGh> okay
<Raziel> in this moment, I am awared
<Bad> not because of a puny god's blessing, but because I am about to be enlightened by how-hiGh
<how-hiGh> basically you have to sum length of all dicks girl she have, and if girl can jump from such height safely without getting injured she is not slut. For example average dick is like 15 cm, so if girl had only 3 men she would step off such height easily = not slut. But if she had 15 for example, this means 2.25 meters so she would sprain her ankle jumping from such height = slut
<Naypam> god damn my toilet is broke
<lovely> broken I assume?
<Naypam> broke!
<lovely> is it an gash?
<Naypam> not sure how to activate the toilet from inside the pool of water
* Naypam stupid
<Naypam> nothing pulls! but the toilet handle is a lever1
<Naypam> so idk
<Naypam> it's come detached from something
<kage> haiku left for 1 day
<kage> and your house completely falls apart
<kage> i'd check if there are any screws missing
<lovely> haha