QDB

#551
<Raziel> are you currently pooing? <garne> yes <Raziel> you're typing very fast for being on the phone <Raziel> did you bring your desktop computer to the bathroom? <garne> laptop <garne> :D
#79
<Raziel> many brazilian shemales are pretty hot tbh
#396
<gojira> nimbus <gojira> (other types of cloud) <gojira> i only know nimbus <Naypam> straterata <Naypam> or something <Naypam> stratera? <Naypam> idk <Raziel> and something that sounds like columbus but not quite <Raziel> why do they all end in -bus <Naypam> to distinguish them from planes
#78
<ad13> I love that feeling of realising "urgh, this is going to hurt like fuck", then it gets over the threshold and you're just like me gusta <BadFurDay> I don't. <nonpc> Yeah <nonpc> I LOVE pooping <nonpc> Like <nonpc> that stretching stretchy stretch <nonpc> oh yeah
#8
<dux0r> I've just added Princess Diana as a friend on the Xbox <dux0r> I don't think she has any games for it though, because she's always on the dashboard.
#94
<Naypalm> I paid for ccleaner
#180
<kage> i'm waiting for the first korean to call himself PokeMon <kage> or SailorMoon <kage> or something <BadFurDay> What if someone decided to use a shitty nick nobody can pronounce that sounds like a failed attempt at being edgy? <BadFurDay> Azgatoth. <Naypam> rofl <BadFurDay> Now THAT would be a terrible nick. <BadFurDay> Naypam: btw, redditeu tournament is in 1h <BadFurDay> Hope you got warned <kage> >BadFurDay, <kage> but what if someone decided to actually pronounce his fucking nick wrong <kage> and have everyone confused <kage> why not spell it Razeel <BadFurDay> But it's pronounced Naziel, I don't understand. <kage> we could have a tourney without Raziel <kage> and we'd all be like <kage> surprise motherfucker <kage> when he got home <BadFurDay> rofl <BadFurDay> but we have to host it so that it starts 10 mins after he arrives home <BadFurDay> And tell him we warned him weeks in advance <kage> maybe we could get TotalBiscuit to cast <kage> if we sucked his cock hard enough <Naypam> BadFurDay | Naypam: btw, redditeu tournament is in 1h <Naypam> omfg <Naypam> brb going home, installing windows <Naypam> wtf raziel <Naypam> no warning
#697
<Bad> moop: The Night Before (2015) <Bad> You might enjoy that movie <Bad> Just don't get fooled by the boring beginning <Bad> Also moop it has jokes about judaism <Bad> In a good way <Bad> So you pretty much must watch it now <moop> it's in dl <moop> wait nvm <moop> accidentally was downloading the nightmare before christmas
#285
<Garner> I was only there for a night ( ͡°╭ ͟ʖ╮͡├┬┴┬┴
#506
<Naypam> instead of ordering a pizza I cooked beetroot, kale and oven'd tatties -.- <Naypam> what has my life come to <Naypam> also haiku discovering my secret beers! <Naypam> wtf