<Naypam> but are you here to troll?
<Naypam> or here for the same reason the rest of us are?
<Twipply> Nope
<Twipply> Dank memes?
<Naypam> a deep eternal feeling of lonliness and lack of social ability?
<Twipply> omg we're like the same person
<Naypam> but yeah I guess dank meems are the same thing
<Naypam> fuck me in theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee tamborineeeeeeeeeeeee awwwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeahh
<Raziel> specialtaktiks
<how-hiGh> greek =(
<nonpc> wut
<how-hiGh> oh specialtaktiks is two english words lol, i thought it's last name HAHAHA
<Bad> you are so entertaining how-hiGh
<how-hiGh> why I have no friends then lol
<Happy0> > Be me, visiting Naypalm's flat for the first time
<Happy0> > Enter the RedditEU gaming lounge
<Happy0> > goodtimes.jpg
<Happy0> > Open my mouth to say 'yoyoyo' and inquire to as the state of the dealio
<Happy0> > Trip over the famous cum stain on the carpet
<Happy0> > Fall, face first, onto a syringe
<Happy0> > Scramble to get up.. Syringes catching on to me everywhere as I flail around
<Happy0> > Like I'm in a cactus farm
<Happy0> > Find myself in Naypam's bedroom. Blood on the walls, the sheets, everywhere.
<Happy0> > Naypam in a k-hole in the corner, shoe on his head, vacant expression
<Happy0> > Scream
<Happy0> > Run into the money vault
<Happy0> help me end this story, guys =[
<Happy0> i'm not sure where to take it!
<ad13> just took a piss and my pee has a strong smell of chicken
<Naypam> I read about spooning in my mum's porno book (no pictures) when I was about 8yo
<Naypam> was in the bathroom
<BadFurDay> ROFL
<Naypam> was like "hmm I'll read this"
<Raziel> your mum's porno book
<Raziel> porno book (no pictures)
<BadFurDay> Raziel: his mum's porno book
<BadFurDay> no pictures
<Naypam> I would actually take her into my basement
<Naypam> and do bad things to her
<Garner> I wish my gf could laugh at the nigga video
<Garner> she literally knows nothing about memes
<Garner> NOTHING
<gar> this is cringe #1 of the day
<gar> Trying to hold against something while the train moves, it's so crowded i kept touching that girl's hand by accident
<Bad> nice
<gar> Then i moved it and she moved it as well
<gar> touched again
<Bad> rofl
<gar> 3 times
<how-high> do we have gingers here?
<how-high> rumoured that they have pink buttholes
<how-high> and then came sudden realization that I am 26 year old and still have no idea what color my anus is