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#16
<Naypam> awwwwwwwwwww what the fuck my boss <Naypam> inb4 "raziel" <BFD|Slave> "raziel" <Raziel> wat <Naypam> my teeth feel really clean <Naypam> interesting
#60
<kage> guys <kage> if you were so morbidly fat <kage> that you couldn't even jack off yourself <kage> would you buy a pet and have it suck your dick ? <kage> food for thought
#383
<Raziel> hey Bad what's the best french black metal band? <Bad> Broooooooo you don't know how much french bands suck, there are very few decent ones <Bad> Let me think for a second <Raziel> wrong <Raziel> it's burzum <Bad> rofl
#551
<Raziel> are you currently pooing? <garne> yes <Raziel> you're typing very fast for being on the phone <Raziel> did you bring your desktop computer to the bathroom? <garne> laptop <garne> :D
#99
<nonpc> Raziel <nonpc> can you ban me <Raziel> why <nonpc> Dunno, might study a bit <nonpc> omg <nonpc> Raziel <nonpc> fuck you <nonpc> ban me <nonpc> you fuckign cunt <Raziel> omg fine * Q setzt einen Bann auf nonpc!*@* * Q hat nonpc aus #redditeu gekickt (Banned.) <haiku> woo-hoo! non-pc free redditeu!
#811
<moop> Raziel: you removed [editor's note: raziel identifies as male] :( <Raziel> I identify as a white cis male <Raziel> not just a male <Raziel> get your pronouns right <moop> pls you identify as an emotionless python script <Raziel> please python is filled with emotion <Valacar> do we really need to hear Raziel's masturbation stories 0o
#822
<Raziel> you joke but I bet at least once I kept myself awake thinking about how stupid bitcoin is
#83
<Naypam> I have more sperm than you BFD|Slave <zid> in your mouth <Naypam> I wish <zid> wut <zid> as in, "wut a faggot" <Naypam> I occasionally eat my own sperm <zid> I did it once <zid> it was a bad idea <zid> It had a poor texture <Naypam> yeah the texture is pretty bad <Naypam> doesn't taste bad though <Naypam> funny after taste too <Naypam> but it saves wiping it with a sock or something <zid> I use discarded crisp packets / coke cans when I am being lazy <Naypam> yeah that's fine <Naypam> usually just use disgarded underwear these days! <Naypam> used to just wipe with my bed sheet <zid> not a box? <Naypam> but if girls stay over I'd rather them not sleep in ancient cum stains <Naypam> well I wouldn't mind <Naypam> but they might <lovely> wat
#359
<how-hiGh> tfw caught own reflection in laptop screen and it ruined your day
#246
* Naypalm changed the topic of #redditeu to: RUINED <Bad> OMG <Bad> IEÉPOTMÉ2QOLÉV7Z2897P2vptui * Bad has left #redditeu