<Naypam> got my blue snowball detected by linux
<Naypam> by dropping it on the floor
* Naypam blows bubbles in the shit
<Bad> Oh. http://start-irc-bullying.eu/ [nsfw]
<Bad> Well.
<Raziel> ROFL
<Bad> That certainly is a website.
<Bad> sup Raziel
<Bad> translate ty
<moop> ty = thank you
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<BadFurDay> god damn
<BadFurDay> I need anger management courses
<BadFurDay> there was a trio of little fucks in the bus who were talking about skiddy shit
<BadFurDay> gloating about how they were pissing off their teachers by giving their homework in password protected tar.gz
<BadFurDay> gloating about how they could crack the passes of their school's computers in 20 seconds
<BadFurDay> and making plans about how they'd best piss off their teachers next
<BadFurDay> of note: "tar.gz is like, the best troll, because you can like, only open it on linux"
<BadFurDay> I exploded at the little fucks and put them back in place
<BadFurDay> they looked all ruined and mad
<BadFurDay> but then people in the bus got even madder
<BadFurDay> and asked me to step out
<BadFurDay> had to walk home ffs
<nonpc> I remember talking to a retard.
<nonpc> Oh wait, I am always the retard.
<Valacar> hmh
<Valacar> all masters thesises (?) here are by default public
<Valacar> whats the plural form of thesis
<gojira> papers
<gojira> theses
<Valacar> theses
<moop> Valacar: plural of thesis is these
<moop> these nuts
<Bad> The last 5 minutes of IRC are the most ad13
<Bad> Needs just a few more acronyms
<Raziel> omg mind blown
<Raziel> ad is also an abbreviation
<Raziel> I knew this all along but never saw the connection until now
<gojira> well... yea
<gojira> and naypam means no diazepam
<ad13> rofl
<Raziel> hahaha
<gojira> like
<gojira> how do you not know these things
<Naypam> you could replace tips
<Naypam> with an imaginary number at the end of your payment
<Naypam> so like if the waitress was really good
<Naypam> oh hey
<Naypam> the bill is 40.23?
<Naypam> have 40.23.9
<Naypam> but they actually only get 40.23
<Naypam> and a feeling of satisfaction
<Bad> I'm a harsh rater
<Bad> Of both movies and women
<moop> rate me
<moop> wait
<moop> am no woman
<moop> nvm
<Bad> I rate you 3 as a woman, moop
<Bad> You have the voice and the facial hair
<Bad> Also the physical strength
<__bot__> New quote approved! https://qdb.lutro.me/535
<gar> the key point of this quote
<gar> is i didn't specify who will grab your dick
<gar> merely said someone will
<gar> and i guarantee it
<gar> :-)
<gar> can be guy, girl, police, ambulance, psychiatric ward
<gar> :----)
<gar> wtf ward grabbing your dick
<gar> a psychiatric ward grabbing your dick
<gar> i am dying