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#54
<kage> PvZ just stupid <kage> oh <kage> i'll just make roach/infestor/bl <kage> gg <BadFurDay> kage: called it <BadFurDay> [14:31] <kage> i'ma go play dota2 <BadFurDay> [14:31] <kage> and then some sc2 <BadFurDay> [14:32] <BadFurDay> k, so it's 16:31 <BadFurDay> [14:32] <BadFurDay> I'll check irc around 16:00 <BadFurDay> [14:32] <BadFurDay> to laugh at your balance whine and rage <BadFurDay> [14:32] <BadFurDay> popcorn.gif <BadFurDay> you're 15 minutes late though <BadFurDay> but called it anyway :D
#122
<kage> http://i3.minus.com/ibvvdSalngwckY.jpg <kage> oh content aware fill <kage> you so good <Raziel> ;P <GalacticPrick> LOL very nice <lovely> that's the worst photoshop yet kage <lovely> you can still the fucking pole <lovely> just blurred <lovely> >-< <kage> the shit nigga, you spend more than 3 minutes on it <lovely> so <lovely> you fuck girls for 2 minutes <lovely> because its good <lovely> no <lovely> you put effort in it <lovely> and the outcome is good <lovely> not like this <Raziel> hahaha <lovely> you look like you do halfassed work in a halfassed timeframe now <kage> yes, you should definetly put in half an hour <kage> so you can photoshop a dog pissing in a lil girl's mouth <kage> cause you just want it to look good <kage> is that what it is lovely? <wellninja> good job kage <lovely> http://buffer.io/~simon/raziel.jpg <kage> look at those blurry edges <lovely> its ok <lovely> i only spent 3 minutes on it * GalacticPrick has quit (Signed off) <lovely> this is exactly the excuse microsoft had for ME <Raziel> the pic of me was taken by a webcam <lovely> "we only worked 3m inuets on it" <Raziel> lol <Raziel> I was about to comment <lovely> do you tell your clients that kage ? <Raziel> "3 million minutes?" <lovely> yeah you think it sucks? <kage> no lovely <lovely> well i only spent 3 minutes on it <kage> we bill by hour <kage> we code 3 minutes <kage> bill 3 days <kage> obviously
#230
<Raziel> Garner's time estimates are like windows progress bars
#90
<Naypalm> used my ex gf's dildo too <BFD|Slave> Why would you dildo your ass Naypalm <BFD|Slave> Why <Naypalm> wondered what it was like <Naypalm> it was all pink and squishy <BFD|Slave> And what was it like? <Naypalm> pretty shit
#120
<Naypam> inb4 raziel floating cars <Naypam> been practicing on keys for years <Naypam> can now float keys <Naypam> cars* <BadFurDay> what am I reading <BadFurDay> Naypam you are drunk <Naypam> Raziel | I have this weird thing where my hand floats one key to the right <Naypam> wtf does that even bean BadFurDay <BadFurDay> bean <Naypam> explain it to me
#109
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#285
<Garner> I was only there for a night ( ͡°╭ ͟ʖ╮͡├┬┴┬┴
#778
<ad13> get on tinder <ad13> ehh... mumble
#459
<garnet> !q <__bot__> https://qdb.lutro.me/177 - <Garner> I am a retard <garnet> ok
#523
<moop> what's the full monty <moop> is it like monty python <ad13`> oh moop <moop> well if you're a british movie and you have monty in the name it's only fair to assume that it's related to monty python <moop> in my opinion <gar> Could be monty rust