<moop> i will use this excuse for the next 5 years
<moop> accidentally grab girl tits
<moop> imma be like "sry baby i had roids"
<moop> and she be like "hemorhoids?"
<moop> and i'll be like "no... the manly stuff... come on you know"
<moop> "the ball shrinking thing?"
<moop> "yeah, you got it"
<Naypam> http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=22079
<Naypam> bought that
<Naypam> looks like a spaceship
<Naypam> gonna fuck it
<ad13> lovely: the blackouts are because japan shat itself at fukushima, and turned ALL nuclear power off
<ad13> it's not coming back on.
<Naypam> there's a black out?
<Naypam> nigger! run!
<Wan> France emergency state is getting out of hand
<Wan> Even white people have their bags checked
<Raziel> do you know what's happening to your eyes as it's getting better again?
<Raziel> like are parts of the eyeball healing or what
<moop> yeah exactly
<moop> lazors cut everything out so it takes time to revive
<moop> like, everything between the lazor and the part it needs to fix
<Raziel> cool that it heals by itself
<Bad> >heals by itself
<Bad> lol Raziel
<Bad> You really think that's how it works
<Bad> Read up on judaism
<moop> you joke but there are techniques on how to regrow your foreskin
<moop> it's like stretching your earlobes but instead you do that with the penis flesh
<Intee> She [Intee's girlfriend] is dirty talking about Bad... I shit you not... Laying on my bed, getting naked saying, "If he had ladders that lead to books I'd climb him, oh I'd climb him" Fucking QUOTE.
<happy0> inb4 penis joke
<BadFurDay> penis joke
<happy0> hahah. every time
<Raziel> Valacar- how do I fix git clone freezing
<Valacar> well obviously you need to django your pyhton into the node in a unix fashion
<how-hiGh> Garner say it to my face
<how-hiGh> just quit irc and never use this protocol again, bro
<how-hiGh> and by bro I mean never my bro, ur fucking phaggot
<nonpc> Do I have to reinstall Windows if I add ram?