<wellborg> i like big cocks and i cannot lie
<wellborg> butts
<wellborg> i mean butts
<Juno> what is jew pick up line?
<garne> hey gurl you israelly hot
<moop> 'ay girl you look smokin'
<Raziel> fuck sleep
<Raziel> ima play video games
(next day)
<Raziel> man
<Raziel> that is the worst night's sleep I've had in a long time
<ad13> wanna play overwatch
<ad13> but need to learn about scalability for amazon job :(
<Valacar> scalability is that theories have differing scalabilities between individual-organization-institution-state and in
<Valacar> +supranational
<Valacar> there
<Valacar> now you can play overwatch
<ad13> wat
<ad13> it's like... 1945 on a friday night, and someone put something through my door
[ 5 minutes later ]
<gojira> can we please get clarity
<gojira> what did they put through your door ad13
<ad13> i've not had a look yet
[ 15 minutes later ]
<ad13> sorry, was distracted
<ad13> it's the yellow pages
<Naypam> I was at this party when I was 17
<Naypam> and my friend's parents were gone
<Naypam> and they had this marble egg
<Naypam> size of an egg
<lively> oh god
<Naypam> so one guy
<Naypam> puts the egg in a condom
<nonpc> oh god
<Naypam> puts it in his ass
<Naypam> then pulls it out
<Naypam> and starts chasing people with it
<Naypam> was so funny
<lively> WHAT
<nonpc> wat
<Naypam> him standing on the table
<Naypam> middle of the room
<Naypam> trousers round knees
<Naypam> with egg up his ass
<Naypam> it was fucking terrifying
<Naypam> he chased us around the village
<Naypam> party with 20 people
<Naypam> all running thhrough the streets
<Naypam> with a guy with a shit covered egg in a condom chasing us
<Naypam> scariest day of my life
<fabe> yeah but i would go insane as a parent if people just started searching for the body
<wellborg> fabe: isnt the statistic on kidnapped people is that they die pretty soon after the fact?
<fabe> i have no idea wellborg
<fabe> dux0r do you kill your victims quickly?
<dux0r> I like to freeze my poop n stab em with it then wait a week to see if they get infected
<Bad> coffee tastes bad in every form fyi
<Bad> disgusting shit
<Valacar> lies
<Valacar> the true black gold
<Bad> black gold is stolen gold from white households
<moop> get a room you fucking homos
<moop> if you know what i mean
<moop> ;)
<Bad> I don't
<Bad> elaborate
<moop> basically have a nonsexual gay sex
<Bad> I see
<Bad> nonsexual sex
<gojira> i can just hear moop making his sound can you Raziel
<Bad> what is the sound gojira
<Bad> describe it
<gojira> remember when moop had an aneurysm?
<Raziel> so many times
<Naypam> I can't imagine Raziel making any sounds or putting in any effort in a sexual encounter with moop
<Naypam> he'd just be lying on his front
<gojira> wat
<Naypam> with moop going like a bunny at him
<Bad> Naypam that sounds accurate
<Naypam> Bad gets it
<Bad> I actually see it
<Bad> you hive visioned it to me
<Bad> Naypam do you hear it
<Bad> it goes ploploploploplopolplopl balls on skin
<Bad> and at the same time
<Bad> Raziel is mute except for a sigh because he's bored
<gojira> Naypam
<gojira> did you just really describe that
<gojira> like wtf
<gojira> Raziel is clearly a top
<gojira> and moop a bottom
<gojira> look how tiny moop is
<Bad> hell no gojira
<moop> i'm huge
<Bad> moop can't be a bottom because he is oppressed irl
<gojira> moop spreading Raziels hairy cheeks with tiny moop dick?
<gojira> i dunno
<Bad> he has to be a top in the bedroom to compensate
<Raziel> dat millisecond precision
<Raziel> or microsecond
<Raziel> not sure
<Garner> Naypam's dick second
<Garner> because micro