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#428
<Valacar> THATS WHAT SHE SAID <Valacar> h0h0h0h00h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h <how-hiGh> Valacar aware of the office? <how-hiGh> this is joke from tv show
#287
<ad13> fortunately i knew carrying the colon around was going to be a pain in the arse (it acts as a sail in this wind) so managed to refrain
#293
<how-hiGh> rumoured that sperm has good nutritional value for muscle gains
#208
<Naypam> guys <Naypam> this might make you laugh <Naypam> http://i.imgur.com/2hTML01.jpg <Raziel> I hate laughing <Raziel> ROFL
#163
<Naypam> aoetnsuhaonseuhaoesnuhtaoeu <Naypam> oensuhtuhaonsetuh <Naypam> aoeutnhaoeutnshaoesuthoeuh <Naypam> aoesuthsaoenuhaonsetuhaoensutuh <Naypam> aoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnh <Naypam> aoseuhsonhusontuh <Naypam> hi guys <Naypam> testihng my aoeu
#381
<Bad> gojira: https://www.quora.com/I-mastered-coding-when-I-was-10-and-Im-currently-making-my-own-operating-system-Im-currently-15-years-old-How-do-I-make-myself-appeal-to-people <gojira> Yes there is no answer there? <Bad> Indeed <Bad> Is just that it's funny to read I mastered coding when I was 10 and I'm currently making my own operating system. I'm currently 15 years old. How do I make myself appeal to people? <Raziel> I mastered seduction when I was 10 and I'm currently waiting for the perfect mate. I'm currently 26 years old. How do I make myself appeal to people?
#768
<moop> i just masturbated myself 5 times <moop> in a row
#122
<kage> http://i3.minus.com/ibvvdSalngwckY.jpg <kage> oh content aware fill <kage> you so good <Raziel> ;P <GalacticPrick> LOL very nice <lovely> that's the worst photoshop yet kage <lovely> you can still the fucking pole <lovely> just blurred <lovely> >-< <kage> the shit nigga, you spend more than 3 minutes on it <lovely> so <lovely> you fuck girls for 2 minutes <lovely> because its good <lovely> no <lovely> you put effort in it <lovely> and the outcome is good <lovely> not like this <Raziel> hahaha <lovely> you look like you do halfassed work in a halfassed timeframe now <kage> yes, you should definetly put in half an hour <kage> so you can photoshop a dog pissing in a lil girl's mouth <kage> cause you just want it to look good <kage> is that what it is lovely? <wellninja> good job kage <lovely> http://buffer.io/~simon/raziel.jpg <kage> look at those blurry edges <lovely> its ok <lovely> i only spent 3 minutes on it * GalacticPrick has quit (Signed off) <lovely> this is exactly the excuse microsoft had for ME <Raziel> the pic of me was taken by a webcam <lovely> "we only worked 3m inuets on it" <Raziel> lol <Raziel> I was about to comment <lovely> do you tell your clients that kage ? <Raziel> "3 million minutes?" <lovely> yeah you think it sucks? <kage> no lovely <lovely> well i only spent 3 minutes on it <kage> we bill by hour <kage> we code 3 minutes <kage> bill 3 days <kage> obviously
#361
<Naypam> interesting <Naypam> if you don't have +x on the directory the returned error seems to be that cd isn't a command <Raziel> lol? <Naypam> try this <Raziel> bash: cd: foo: Permission denied <Naypam> sudo mkdir aoeu && sudo chmod 700 aoeu && sudo cd aoeu <Raziel> sudo cd aoeu <Raziel> really? <Naypam> TRY IT
#623
<moop> gojira: f/m/k zid, psycho_holiday, nonpc <gojira> wtf <gojira> how can you make it this hard <gojira> marry nonpc, fuck psycho kill zid probably but i have no idea how any of them looks <moop> i've seen dick pics of zid <moop> think he pretty nice if you're into that 🤔