<Naypam> awwwwwwwwwww what the fuck my boss
<Naypam> inb4 "raziel"
<BFD|Slave> "raziel"
<Raziel> wat
<Naypam> my teeth feel really clean
<Naypam> interesting
<kage> guys
<kage> if you were so morbidly fat
<kage> that you couldn't even jack off yourself
<kage> would you buy a pet and have it suck your dick ?
<kage> food for thought
<Raziel> hey Bad what's the best french black metal band?
<Bad> Broooooooo you don't know how much french bands suck, there are very few decent ones
<Bad> Let me think for a second
<Raziel> wrong
<Raziel> it's burzum
<Bad> rofl
<Raziel> are you currently pooing?
<garne> yes
<Raziel> you're typing very fast for being on the phone
<Raziel> did you bring your desktop computer to the bathroom?
<garne> laptop
<garne> :D
<nonpc> Raziel
<nonpc> can you ban me
<Raziel> why
<nonpc> Dunno, might study a bit
<nonpc> omg
<nonpc> Raziel
<nonpc> fuck you
<nonpc> ban me
<nonpc> you fuckign cunt
<Raziel> omg fine
* Q setzt einen Bann auf nonpc!*@*
* Q hat nonpc aus #redditeu gekickt (Banned.)
<haiku> woo-hoo! non-pc free redditeu!
<moop> Raziel: you removed [editor's note: raziel identifies as male] :(
<Raziel> I identify as a white cis male
<Raziel> not just a male
<Raziel> get your pronouns right
<moop> pls you identify as an emotionless python script
<Raziel> please python is filled with emotion
<Valacar> do we really need to hear Raziel's masturbation stories 0o
<Raziel> you joke but I bet at least once I kept myself awake thinking about how stupid bitcoin is
<Naypam> I have more sperm than you BFD|Slave
<zid> in your mouth
<Naypam> I wish
<zid> wut
<zid> as in, "wut a faggot"
<Naypam> I occasionally eat my own sperm
<zid> I did it once
<zid> it was a bad idea
<zid> It had a poor texture
<Naypam> yeah the texture is pretty bad
<Naypam> doesn't taste bad though
<Naypam> funny after taste too
<Naypam> but it saves wiping it with a sock or something
<zid> I use discarded crisp packets / coke cans when I am being lazy
<Naypam> yeah that's fine
<Naypam> usually just use disgarded underwear these days!
<Naypam> used to just wipe with my bed sheet
<zid> not a box?
<Naypam> but if girls stay over I'd rather them not sleep in ancient cum stains
<Naypam> well I wouldn't mind
<Naypam> but they might
<lovely> wat
<how-hiGh> tfw caught own reflection in laptop screen and it ruined your day
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<Bad> OMG
<Bad> IEÉPOTMÉ2QOLÉV7Z2897P2vptui
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