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#827
<moop> imagine gay porn but with burritos instead of dicks <Raziel> erm <moop> ikr <moop> what was i thinking sharing that <moop> in my defense i was browsing /r/gay_irl <Raziel> as you do <Valacar> why tho <moop> i was in the bathroom
#509
<gar> rofl <gar> i love how the dm writes irrelevant words in capital letters <gar> the queen JUST died today <moop> wait gar she did? <gar> yes <ad13> fuck you gar, I had a heart attack <gar> ad13: why <ad13> you said the queen died
#672
<Naypam> fuck me in theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee tamborineeeeeeeeeeeee awwwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeahh
#104
<Naypam> ty for the backup kage, I got this <Naypam> also just masturbated in the toilet <Raziel> at work <Naypam> yeah, why would I masturbate in the toilet at home?
#613
<Bad> It took 13 years <Bad> 13 years <gojira> wtf is IM <Bad> For people to realize fervor does nothing in aoe2 <Raziel> wtf is fervor <Bad> monk +15% move speed <Bad> It did nothing at all <Bad> And nobody noticed <moop> tbh <moop> 15% is not that much <Bad> It's huge lol <gojira> its enough to see <moop> it's like 5% with some 10% <moop> +-10% <Bad> 10% move speed for infantry is a game changer <Bad> So 15% on monks is huge <gojira> like human eyes can detect a 10% change <gojira> sorry <gojira> human perception <gojira> you can't detect changes smaller than 10% though <Raziel> 10% on infantry is noticeable because your infantry can chase down enemy retreating infantry suddenly <Raziel> monks is way more subtle <Bad> Still hilarious that it took 13 years to detect <Raziel> yeah <gojira> 'detect' <gojira> one dude in the comments on some subforum <gojira> 'hey guys i checked its not true' <moop> tbh i knew it all along <moop> i just didn't want to say anything <moop> didn't want to be called a fag <Bad> moop: fag
#50
<kage> another pvp another win <kage> this one was quite close though <kage> closer than i wanted <BadFurDay> sounds very gay * BadFurDay puts his dick closer to kage than he'd want to <Raziel> lol <Raziel> I'm imagining BadFurDay finding his compass, google maps, finding out which direction romania is, moving his chair slightly in that direction and sticking his crotch out <BadFurDay> Raziel: I know which direction romania is and I already did
#36
<lively> fuck this <lively> also <lively> i wrote <lively> proze i think its called [...] <lively> somtimes seoul, sometimes bali, sometimes amsterdam, sometimes high, drunk, sometimes party starting on monday, sometimes nothing. this is the life, and i know that this is the life, and i dont know how long itll last, but as long as it is, i enjoy it every day, sometimes crying, sometimes laughing, sometimes scared, sometimes sorrow, sometimes nothing at all. if its over tomorrow and nothing is left, then i can say i have lived, and that ive forgotten more <lively> see <lively> when im on pills <lively> i can write <lively> like really well
#709
<Raziel> in b4 amnesia <garne> amensia <garne> amensia <garne> omfg <garne> amnesia
#38
<kage> i'd honestly just have a rib removed so i could suck my own cock, if my hands stopped working
#502
<Bad> I was doing all this sports shit right <Bad> Rollerblading used to be seen as not gay back in the day so there were always groupie-ish girls <Bad> And this one once told me my parents are gone tonight I'll be bored wanna come over :))))) <Bad> I said no I have to practice for next week's race and I'll need sleep <Bad> Took me like 5 years to have a random flashback memory to this scene <Bad> That made me cringe so hard I had to stop walking and start talking out loud to myself <Bad> I think everyone who's been social in their teens went through such an experience <Bad> With or without remembering it <Raziel> thank god I wasn't social [sometime later] <Raziel> https://www.twitch.tv/shadder2k placements about to happen <Raziel> this was massively entertainign last time he did it <moop> eh i'll watch <Raziel> wanna mumble while we watch moop? <moop> Raziel: nah but ty <gojira> Bad: ^ <gojira> moop just didnt realized )