<Bad> tfw I keep watching this harry potter x-men shit because I'm actually interested in the plot now
<moop> rofl
<Bad> tfw I keep watching this harry potter x-men shit because I'm actually interested in the plot now
<Bad> tfw I keep watching this harry potter x-men shit because I'm actually interested in the plot now
<Bad> ok maybe not roll elbow on keyboard
<nonpc> hey, dux0r!!!
<nonpc> show your penis
<dux0r> hey nonpc
<dux0r> show vocabulary and intellect
<nonpc> okay!
<nonpc> deal!
<wellborg> nonpc: fast, say something clever
<nonpc> errrr
<nonpc> I like trains
<Raziel> hate headaches so much
<Raziel> especially because they only ever happen on weekends
<moop> thank you Raziel
<Raziel> for what?
<moop> you're the closest i have to gf excuse of not wanting to have sex
<moop> <3
<Naypam> I'm going on stats! he's playing really well
<Naypam> lost to classic but meh
<Bad> Classic is godlike in PvP though
<Bad> As I told you
<Bad> And you didn't believe me
[ earlier that month ]
<Bad> Naypam: Classic ? - ? Stats (bo7)
<Bad> 2-4 imo
<Bad> Naypam: btw I'm actually rooting for Classic
<Bad> Even though Stats gon win
<Bad> Got hopes that Classic can upset
<Bad> Gogogo
<Naypam> I'm rooting for stats ofc
<Bad> Fuck
<Bad> Didn't shake last drip properly
<Bad> And I'm wearing jogging trousers
<Bad> Both my legs are basically made of pee right now
<Bad> Worst feeling
<Naypam> > "[u'239.423.245.50']
<Naypam> 🤔
<Bad> Indeed Naypam
<Bad> My story is about I pee
<Naypam> 1p < 2p
<Bad> Raziel > me ?
<Naypam> tho 5p < all
<Naypam> those shitty small 5p coins
<Naypam> all coins should be gigantic
<Phixion> yeah like megabytecoin
<Phixion> you gotta have a massive last drop Bad
<Bad> Phixion: I was in a hurry
<Bad> Regrets are made
<Phixion> rush back to irc?
<Phixion> missed a hilight?
<Bad> ok story
<Bad> when I was a teen I went to a pharmacy and asked the pharmacist
<Bad> « [censored] size condoms please »
<Bad> he looked at me and told me
<Bad> uhm ok buddy, you just pick them up in the shop
<Bad> and ring them at the register
<Bad> IÂ never went to that pharmacy again
<Raziel> Erm
<Raziel> So
<Raziel> There's gotta be a first time for everything in life right
<Naypam> please Raziel
<Naypam> continue
<moop> oh boy Raziel
<moop> just had gay sex the poor lad
<Naypam> I know rite moop
<Naypam> glad our minds went to the same place
<Raziel> Including having an irresistible shit while you're biking home to your hotel
<moop> oh boy
<moop> that's no fun Raziel
<moop> what did you do
<Raziel> Like diarrhea level shit
<Naypam> I guess that riding the bike
<Naypam> would open your arse a bit
<moop> did you reach the hotel?
<Raziel> Yes I just finished showering
<Bad> Lmao Raziel you moron
<Raziel> Showering me and my clothes...
<Raziel> :-(
<moop> aw :(
<moop> but, like, were there casualties Raziel
<Raziel> I don't know
<moop> well now you have a story Raziel
<Raziel> I even went to the toilet before leaving
<moop> means you ate something bad
<Raziel> No shits were had then
<Raziel> At least i could move fast on a mostly empty bike road
<Raziel> And run up to my hotel room
<Raziel> This was a huge amount
<Raziel> Like
<Raziel> I don't even want to describe
<Raziel> Seafood + alcohol
<Raziel> Not good for me
<Raziel> But i swear i went on the toilet just before leaving!
<Raziel> I took every precaution :-(
<Naypam> rofl Raziel
<Naypam> poor
<ad13> hah, disaster
<Valacar> wait so this was Raziel's first time he shat outdoors?
<Raziel> I've shat outdoors before valacar
<Raziel> But usually i pull down my pants and squat first
<Valacar> oh wait you shat on the move?
<moop> ya Raziel
<moop> why didn't you stop the explosive diarrhea
<moop> just find a cork
<moop> ez
<moop> ok that's too mean
<moop> i'm sorry Raziel
<moop> cheer up, it's all over now
<Valacar> pls moop it's too late for moopsies
<ad13> haha, good show though
<Raziel> I was on the bike, suddenly shit, panicked, biked back to hotel as fast as I could, ran to my room and showered while taking my clothes off
<moop> poor bike
<Valacar> the critical question that begs for an answer is the volume of shit that got out
<Raziel> Did you expect me to measure the volume?
<ad13> well, feel free to use a freeform scale
<Raziel> My shirt got stained, that should tell you enough
<ad13> roflllllllllllllllll HOW? HOW???
<Valacar> so thats quite bad
<Raziel> I dunno man
<Raziel> Squeezed upwards by the bike seat?
<fabe> yeah but i would go insane as a parent if people just started searching for the body
<wellborg> fabe: isnt the statistic on kidnapped people is that they die pretty soon after the fact?
<fabe> i have no idea wellborg
<fabe> dux0r do you kill your victims quickly?
<dux0r> I like to freeze my poop n stab em with it then wait a week to see if they get infected
<Raziel> dat millisecond precision
<Raziel> or microsecond
<Raziel> not sure
<Garner> Naypam's dick second
<Garner> because micro
<Garner> that
<Garner> fucking update
<Garner> hard in the cock
<Garner> whoredom rife
<Garner> before the update takes fucklong
<Garner> brother shall show balls to brother
<Garner> wang age dong age spear age sword age
<Raziel> what the fuck
<Garner> a sword stands up between my hips
<Garner> my hidden fleece sends forth its scent of human oil