<how-high> do we have gingers here?
<how-high> rumoured that they have pink buttholes
<how-high> and then came sudden realization that I am 26 year old and still have no idea what color my anus is
<Naypam> hey zid you little fucker you owe me money for escorting you!
<Bad> worst thing
<Bad> I can't blow my nose despite it being full
<Raziel> :-(
<Bad> because every time I start blowing my nose
<Bad> it sends Aurélie into a laughing fit
<Bad> which makes me laugh
<Bad> and throw snot everywhere
<Bad> apparently I sound like a clogged trumpet mixed with a fart
<Bad> she threatened to record me
<Bad> help
<nonpc> No, dude, I'm not that tech impaired ;)
<Raziel> if you have 300apm in platinum
<Raziel> I think you've got problems
<Raziel> like parkinson's
13:37 <Bad> 1337
13:38 <Raziel> 1337
13:38 <Raziel> NO
<Naypalm> oh oh oh
<Naypalm> remember that story about the girl I didn't rape?
<Naypalm> turns out she's notorious in aberdeen as a fucking psyco
<Naypalm> (y)
<Garner_> wat
<Naypalm> yeah
<Naypalm> name's chloe
<Raziel> .....
<Raziel> there aren't that many girls you haven't raped since you expect us to remember her, I take it
<Naypalm> just one that I didn't rape!
<Naypalm> wait
<Naypalm> no
<Garner_> o_o
<Naypalm> yeah
<garne> fuck sake
<garne> my shampoo is 250ml and my sunscreen is 150ml
<garne> MAD
<ad13> wanna play overwatch
<ad13> but need to learn about scalability for amazon job :(
<Valacar> scalability is that theories have differing scalabilities between individual-organization-institution-state and in
<Valacar> +supranational
<Valacar> there
<Valacar> now you can play overwatch
<ad13> wat
<Juno> wtf
<Juno> dont get it
<Raziel> don't get what Juno
<Bad> it
<Bad> learn to read Raziel
<Bad> moron
<Raziel> the novel?
<Raziel> or the film?
<Juno> no
<Juno> like england vs wales
<Juno> gf mad
<Garner> why mad
<Juno> cos englanmd go for penalty
<Juno> i say
<Juno> touch to ick go for the try
<Juno> she so mad
<Juno> won;'t talkwtf
<Garner> rofl
<moop> >people who take sports too seriously
<Garner> standard girl
<moop> (including esports)
<Bad> bro moop it's not about sports
<Bad> it's about being a girl
<Bad> and mood swings
<Juno> .ye so
<Juno> she in MY bed
<Juno> sulking
<Garner> ROFL
<Bad> well Juno
<Bad> kick her out of your bed
<Juno> imon pc researching rugby union rules
<Juno> wtf
<Raziel> hahaha
<Juno> I'M FUCKING RIGHT
<Juno> I RESEARCHED IT
<Juno> kick to touch go for try would've won if they did it
<Juno> i played this shit as a kid
<Juno> gg still right still wrongno sex for 2 weeks still staying here 2 weeks no rent
<Juno> won't even talk to me