<dux0r> I've just added Princess Diana as a friend on the Xbox
<dux0r> I don't think she has any games for it though, because she's always on the dashboard.
<nonpc> I like spending my time and choosing condoms
<nonpc> it's like
<nonpc> building a computer or osmething
<nonpc> even more interesting
<kage> it's like
<kage> he opens up his webcam
<kage> i see him
<kage> i see his old gf
<kage> first thing i tell him
<kage> why the shit do you stay with her
<kage> i'd rather fuck you than your gf
<Naypam> I are confus
<Naypam> why is ansible finding files in the glob that don't exist
<Raziel> you're running it on the wrong server!!
<Raziel> rip your devops career
<Naypam> I am not!
<Naypam> and it's running on both hypervisors anyway
<Naypam> somehow on both of them finding a file that's not there
<Naypam> ahhhhh
<Naypam> my life
<Naypam> fuck you ansible
<Naypam> wtb chef/salt/slaughter
<Bad> Scots 'Sheldon Cooper' admits inability to use ansible during Raziel sting
<Bad> btw Naypam when you figure out the problem tell us
<Bad> I'm curious
<Bad> Might learn something from it
<Naypam> oh wait no Raziel is correct
<Naypam> my bad
<Naypam> was on my local computer
* Naypam facedesk
<Naypam> https://github.com/ansible/ansible/issues/10115#issuecomment-71756883
<kage> dude, being nay would be so amusing
<kage> you'd do the craziest shit and you'd get a free pass from people
<kage> because you're fucking nay
<kage> like, if i were to start putting things in my ass people would be disgusted
<kage> whenever nay does it on webcam people cheer for more
<kage> that's how fun being nay is
<kage> !
<Bad> So
<Bad> My girl talks about the guys that smoke fish for a living
<Bad> What I pictured in my head was someone rolling a fish into a joint and smoking it
<Bad> And it seemed normal to my brain
<Bad> I was like this is what she meant yes
<Bad> Then thought about it
<Naypam> we actually put out buckets
<Naypam> when it rains
<Naypam> indoors
<Naypam> :|
<Naypam> I was reading that askreddit thread the other day
<Naypam> people had masturbated to inanimate objects :(
<Naypam> I've not done that :(
<Naypam> I feel left out
<Naypam> like a chair
<Naypam> or a desk
<Naypam> :'(
<nonpc> I like how phones have anuses where you insert a cable
<Naypam> inb4 raziel floating cars
<Naypam> been practicing on keys for years
<Naypam> can now float keys
<Naypam> cars*
<BadFurDay> what am I reading
<BadFurDay> Naypam you are drunk
<Naypam> Raziel | I have this weird thing where my hand floats one key to the right
<Naypam> wtf does that even bean BadFurDay
<BadFurDay> bean
<Naypam> explain it to me