<Raziel> There's a stop show going on right now
<Raziel> I don't even
<Bad> Raziel: fuck is a stop sow
<Raziel> Strip
<Bad> show
<Bad> Ah
<Bad> Uh
<Bad> Interesting company you work for
<Bad> wtf
<garne> lol
<garne> strip show with colleagues
<garne> team building
<moop> why is Raziel ircing during a strip show
<garne> moop: seeing naked ladies for the first few times can be awkward
<moop> Raziel: how many women do you have at work?
<Bad> moop: lmao I didn't even think about this aspect
<garne> also he didn't say whether it's a male strip show or female
<Bad> imagine how awkward it must be
<Bad> Being a female in a company that does strip club
<moop> because srs made me think of that google diversity memo
<Bad> moop: Can't have strip club team building if you have diversity quotas and non sexist HR
<Bad> The guy has a point
<Bad> Legit point
<moop> ikr
<moop> he was fired for our sins
<Raziel> There were two, one of each gender
<garne> lol what
<Raziel> No sexism here
<Raziel> dropped a piece of butter on the floor
<Raziel> had to throw it away
<Raziel> don't tell the norwegian police pls
<ad13> love watching the rugby on bbc alba
<ad13> penis for everyone
<Happy0> > Be me, visiting Naypalm's flat for the first time
<Happy0> > Enter the RedditEU gaming lounge
<Happy0> > goodtimes.jpg
<Happy0> > Open my mouth to say 'yoyoyo' and inquire to as the state of the dealio
<Happy0> > Trip over the famous cum stain on the carpet
<Happy0> > Fall, face first, onto a syringe
<Happy0> > Scramble to get up.. Syringes catching on to me everywhere as I flail around
<Happy0> > Like I'm in a cactus farm
<Happy0> > Find myself in Naypam's bedroom. Blood on the walls, the sheets, everywhere.
<Happy0> > Naypam in a k-hole in the corner, shoe on his head, vacant expression
<Happy0> > Scream
<Happy0> > Run into the money vault
<Happy0> help me end this story, guys =[
<Happy0> i'm not sure where to take it!
<BFD|Slave> When you're having a drink outside
<BFD|Slave> And a wasp gets into your drink
<BFD|Slave> And starts acting mad
<BFD|Slave> omg
<BFD|Slave> OMG
<BFD|Slave> Your drink is RUINED
<BFD|Slave> And you're scared shitless that it'll come out and sting the first thing it sees
<BFD|Slave> But everyone else is all "yeah okay it's just an insect, chill man"
<BFD|Slave> But it's a FUCKING WASP YOU CUNTS
<gojira> it seems like a condition that possibly someday could not be met
<Raziel> yeah I don't like it either but
<Raziel> the same code is running __bot__ and has never hit issues
<Raziel> so whatever
<ad13> I should've just nailed the hot rock chick in the caves that gave us the free joint
<ad13> But for some reason when I smoke weed I just don't care about getting laid
<ad13> Tim was like "very disappointed in you last night" lol
<Naypam> guys
<Naypam> this might make you laugh
<Naypam> http://i.imgur.com/2hTML01.jpg
<Raziel> I hate laughing
<Raziel> ROFL
<nonpc> Raziel is like the parent here. Everyone is a child, testing Raziel's limits. Raziel will always lose. He can't ban kids because he will be left alone.
<Garner> Raziel confirmed sausage
<Garner> err faggot
<Garner> wtf why did I write sausage