<nonpc> No, dude, I'm not that tech impaired ;)
<Naypam> after sleepover
<Naypam> went for showher, masturbate on floor
<Naypam> have shower
<Naypam> perfecet
<Naypam> but everybody's done that too
<Naypam> also omg was a party
<Naypam> hot girls and everything
<Naypam> but I masturbated in the toilet
<Naypam> was awesome
<Naypam> then went for a walk with a friend smoking
<Naypam> like a tree
<BFD|Slave> god
<BFD|Slave> this guy
<Naypam> BFD|Slave nightmare
<BFD|Slave> is King Wank
<BFD|Slave> more wanker than a wanker
<kage> what can i say...
<Naypam> yeah but when you'er like 15
<Naypam> you see a leg
<Naypam> FAP FAP FAP
<BFD|Slave> at a party with hot girls
<BFD|Slave> BETTER FAP
<BFD|Slave> what the fuck
<Naypam> well it was after the party had died down
<kage> nay, does haiku know all this ?
<kage> is he gonna wake up one day
<kage> and see you on top of his bed
<kage> masturbating ?
<BFD|Slave> kage: rofl, I can imagine haiku arriving at Naypam's place, and nay going "Yeah so we'll have to share a bunk bed"
<BFD|Slave> With a huge smile on his face
<kage> like the one i'm having right now
<kage> right ?
<BFD|Slave> yes
<BFD|Slave> pretty much
<kage> that would be awesome
<dux0r> =/
<Naypam> it's okay
<Naypam> I'm the master of subtlty
<ad13> I should've just nailed the hot rock chick in the caves that gave us the free joint
<ad13> But for some reason when I smoke weed I just don't care about getting laid
<ad13> Tim was like "very disappointed in you last night" lol
<nonpc> Raziel, you can buy me
<nonpc> I will play games with you
<lively> yeah raziel
<nonpc> and I will be shit at them so
<lively> you should buy a slave
<nonpc> you feel good about yourself
<Raziel> haha
<lively> he can clean the house
<lively> suck dicks
<nonpc> yea
<lively> etc
<nonpc> easy
<lively> and you don't have to buy a bidet
<lively> since you'll have nonpc
<Naypalm> I wish played terran
<moop_> terran is best with sandwitch
<Naypalm> I gave terran a blowjob yesterday
<Naypalm> had full gay sex with terran
<Raziel> Garner's time estimates are like windows progress bars
<Juno> why not just all speak english
<Juno> like most intelligent people
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<Steele> sup
<Raziel> if you have 300apm in platinum
<Raziel> I think you've got problems
<Raziel> like parkinson's
<Raziel> I don't mind bitcoins, I don't care about retards who lose money on it - what I cannot stand 1 second of is 1) fags who think bitcoin is the future of all currency 2) fags who think they're gosu speculators and need to brag about how good they are at making money when all they're doing is picking up money that retards are throwing everywhere because they're either type 1 or... well, just retarded
<ad13> I love that feeling of realising "urgh, this is going to hurt like fuck", then it gets over the threshold and you're just like me gusta
<BadFurDay> I don't.
<nonpc> Yeah
<nonpc> I LOVE pooping
<nonpc> Like
<nonpc> that stretching stretchy stretch
<nonpc> oh yeah