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#179
<Naypam> I got fit so easily when I worked outside <Naypam> was strongest EU <foxpc> fit <Naypam> arms of steel <Naypam> was good shit <Raziel> what job was that Naypam? <ad13> omg <Naypam> cleaning up the streets :D
#642
<Bad> OMG THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN SINCE I SAW A MAN GIVE MOUTH TO MOUTH TO A DOG TO SAVE HIS LIFE AND ACTUALLY IT MIGHT BE EVEN BETTER LITERALLY WHERE CAN I BUY THIS RAZIEL I WOULD DRAG MY BALLS THROUGH GLASS IF I HAD TO IF IT MEANT I COULD OWN THIS GADGET
#458
<Raziel> fuuuuuuuuuuck rachel <gojira> she looks retarded today <Raziel> she just gets hotter every day
#86
< kage> i masturbated in the sink in my highschool's info lab a few times < kage> started to smell really bad ... < kage> the funniest thing is < kage> everyone was fucking smelling my cum < kage> but had no idea what it waas
#72
<nonpc> shit <nonpc> I need to take a bath <nonpc> in 8 mintues <nonpc> fuck fuck fuck <Naypam> :o <Raziel> shower instead <Raziel> problem fixed <nonpc> Raziel, naw <nonpc> my fingernails are very dirty <nonpc> I need very warm water to put them in <nonpc> :| <Raziel> rofl <BadFurDay> this is <BadFurDay> the worst excuse ever <nonpc> no, seriously <nonpc> I couldnt wash them <nonpc> fucking bicycle
#62
<ad13> lovely: the blackouts are because japan shat itself at fukushima, and turned ALL nuclear power off <ad13> it's not coming back on. <Naypam> there's a black out? <Naypam> nigger! run!
#430
<ad13> wanna play overwatch <ad13> but need to learn about scalability for amazon job :( <Valacar> scalability is that theories have differing scalabilities between individual-organization-institution-state and in <Valacar> +supranational <Valacar> there <Valacar> now you can play overwatch <ad13> wat
#197
<kage_> nigga nigga bitch nigga <kage_> nigga fried chicken nigga <kage_> watermelon nigga <kage_> nigga nigga <kage_> bitch nigga <kage_> nigga <moop> racismeu <kage_> white women <kage_> titties <kage_> ass
#411
<Wan> There's a Lemon curve ad right in front of me <Wan> Train in 4 minutes <Wan> Naypam would probably masturbate while waiting <Wan> And yet I'm here, staring blankly at a lingerie ad because of a FUCKING PUN BASED ON A GORILLA FACE ON A KEY
#561
<moop> So guys update <moop> Remember they asked to piss in a jar? <moop> I dropped it <moop> Rip <moop> TBH not my fault, my hands lack feelings