<moop> i just masturbated myself 5 times
<moop> in a row
<Naypam> ty for the backup kage, I got this
<Naypam> also just masturbated in the toilet
<Raziel> at work
<Naypam> yeah, why would I masturbate in the toilet at home?
<Raziel> fuck
<Raziel> burnt the bread
<Raziel> :(
<moop> git commit -m "learned to cook stuff :D"
<Raziel> git reset --hard HEAD^
<Raziel> if only you could do that on bread
<Bad> Also I am getting married in 3 days
<moop> to who
<moop> to whom
<Bad> That nurse girl with the robots
<Bad> Maru
<Bad> I gifted her a cauliflower on her birthday and she was like OMG BEST GIFT EVER and it gave me +3 hearts at once
<Bad> So I was like eh almost 10 hearts might aswell marry
<Raziel> just like real life
<Bad> ye Raziel
<Naypam> my mum walked in on me masturbating on the floor
<Naypam> kicked the door shut in her face
<Naypam> finished up
<Naypam> was like nothing happened.
<Raziel> sigh
<Raziel> mfw making a pull request to jenkins
<Valacar> its not like you can get pregnant 0o
<Valacar> #toptierkeks
<moop> 11:13 <Bad> Reached 3+ years uptime on a Vista machine
<moop> this is a lie
<Bad> moop I have ThArGos as a witness :D
<Bad> He was trying to kill it any way he could
<moop> when windows loves to randomly restart itself because of updates
<Bad> I have updates disabled
<Bad> Always had
<moop> then you had viruses Bad
<Bad> I don't download or install retarded shit
<moop> >says doesn't download retarded shit
<moop> >downloaded all of under the dome
<Naypam> TvT
<Naypam> easy
<Raziel> no
<Naypam> yeah
<Naypam> I just dropped
<Naypam> won
<Naypam> actually was a zerg
<Naypam> still
<Raziel> the barber I was at trimmed my eyebrows
<Raziel> feels weird
<how-hiGh> anyone else having same vein patterns on cock with their dad?
<how-hiGh> genetics ¯\_(ツ)_/¯