<Raziel> fuck sleep
<Raziel> ima play video games
(next day)
<Raziel> man
<Raziel> that is the worst night's sleep I've had in a long time
<Raziel> I'm no tits professional I'm just an amateur
<+Raziel> seriously antiviruses have more security holes than actual viruses
<garne> how can the game have multiple orgasms!?
<garne> should be long and slow
<Raziel> I just noticed the bags under my eyes in that picture
<Raziel> sadface
<BadFurDay> those are called ears Raziel
<Garner> Raziel confirmed sausage
<Garner> err faggot
<Garner> wtf why did I write sausage
<Naypam> 9-0 best possible score
<Naypam> 6
<Naypam> 6-90
<Naypam> 6-0
<Naypam> 4-2 worst
<Naypam> no
<Naypam> 6-3
<Naypam> fml
<BadFurDay> I understand why olivia is with you
<BadFurDay> you're the only person who makes her feel clever in comparison
<Valacar> i wonder what moon penumbra is
<Valacar> oh right i see what it is
<Happy0> > Be me, visiting Naypalm's flat for the first time
<Happy0> > Enter the RedditEU gaming lounge
<Happy0> > goodtimes.jpg
<Happy0> > Open my mouth to say 'yoyoyo' and inquire to as the state of the dealio
<Happy0> > Trip over the famous cum stain on the carpet
<Happy0> > Fall, face first, onto a syringe
<Happy0> > Scramble to get up.. Syringes catching on to me everywhere as I flail around
<Happy0> > Like I'm in a cactus farm
<Happy0> > Find myself in Naypam's bedroom. Blood on the walls, the sheets, everywhere.
<Happy0> > Naypam in a k-hole in the corner, shoe on his head, vacant expression
<Happy0> > Scream
<Happy0> > Run into the money vault
<Happy0> help me end this story, guys =[
<Happy0> i'm not sure where to take it!
<how-hiGh> Rule 15: how-high is the most alpha and the least homosexual person of redditeu