— +Raziel downloads quake champions
<Valacar> when are they releasing that?
<Raziel> fuck if I know
<Valacar> well how on earth are you playing it?!?!
<moop> Valacar: beta
<Valacar> pff
<moop> oh i'm not saying how he's playing
<moop> i'm calling u a beta
<moop> sorry for confusion
<kage> i tried going commando for a while in highschool
<kage> but my balls got too sweaty
<kage> too often
<BFD|Slave> :(
<kage> :(
<Raziel> I'm no tits professional I'm just an amateur
<garne> i did not miss staines
<garne> or colleagues
<garne> except one, he cool
<garne> and a few others
<Naypam> so I got a new laptop
<Naypam> two very wrong things about it
<ad13> another one? :D
<Raziel> lol
<Naypam> 1. dvorak and the US layout, it has those gay keys, it means I can't type the pipe symbol
<Naypam> going to have to hack that
<Naypam> 2. it has HotS motifs all over it
<Naypam> not sure which is worse
<dux0r> Milk contains water
<nonpc> no?
<Ensiferous> for the past 3 days I've wanted to refine my pvz build... still haven't gotten dressed.
<how-hiGh> I want you to aware how to determine whether girl is slut or not basing on how many guys she had
<how-hiGh> new formula
<how-hiGh> scientifically proven
<how-hiGh> anyone is interested or not? because it's kinda complex so I don't want to waste my time if no one wants to listen
<Bad> yes
<Bad> I want to know
<moop> how-hiGh: go for it
<how-hiGh> okay
<Raziel> in this moment, I am awared
<Bad> not because of a puny god's blessing, but because I am about to be enlightened by how-hiGh
<how-hiGh> basically you have to sum length of all dicks girl she have, and if girl can jump from such height safely without getting injured she is not slut. For example average dick is like 15 cm, so if girl had only 3 men she would step off such height easily = not slut. But if she had 15 for example, this means 2.25 meters so she would sprain her ankle jumping from such height = slut
<Garner> Raziel confirmed sausage
<Garner> err faggot
<Garner> wtf why did I write sausage
<Raziel> if you have 300apm in platinum
<Raziel> I think you've got problems
<Raziel> like parkinson's