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#193
<Naypam> my mum walked in on me masturbating on the floor <Naypam> kicked the door shut in her face <Naypam> finished up <Naypam> was like nothing happened.
#492
<Valacar> is how-hiGh serious about the stuff he says must be the biggest mystery of our era
#151
<Naypam> we actually put out buckets <Naypam> when it rains <Naypam> indoors <Naypam> :|
#269
<Bad> I love how Naypam calls people prissy <Bad> but he is a fucking flower of the highest order <Bad> you're a flower Naypam <Bad> that's what
#69
<kage> the most annoying thing is that you always said it at the wrong time <Naypam> wtf kage <Naypam> no I did not <kage> was like <kage> 15:37 Naypam: 13:37 <kage> wut <kage> that doesn't even make sense bro <Naypam> yeah but that's because you have a russian time zone <Naypam> move from siberia imo
#502
<Bad> I was doing all this sports shit right <Bad> Rollerblading used to be seen as not gay back in the day so there were always groupie-ish girls <Bad> And this one once told me my parents are gone tonight I'll be bored wanna come over :))))) <Bad> I said no I have to practice for next week's race and I'll need sleep <Bad> Took me like 5 years to have a random flashback memory to this scene <Bad> That made me cringe so hard I had to stop walking and start talking out loud to myself <Bad> I think everyone who's been social in their teens went through such an experience <Bad> With or without remembering it <Raziel> thank god I wasn't social [sometime later] <Raziel> https://www.twitch.tv/shadder2k placements about to happen <Raziel> this was massively entertainign last time he did it <moop> eh i'll watch <Raziel> wanna mumble while we watch moop? <moop> Raziel: nah but ty <gojira> Bad: ^ <gojira> moop just didnt realized )
#638
<Bad> tfw I keep watching this harry potter x-men shit because I'm actually interested in the plot now <moop> rofl <Bad> tfw I keep watching this harry potter x-men shit because I'm actually interested in the plot now <Bad> tfw I keep watching this harry potter x-men shit because I'm actually interested in the plot now <Bad> ok maybe not roll elbow on keyboard
#35
* BadFurDay has joined #redditeu <BadFurDay> god damn <BadFurDay> I need anger management courses <BadFurDay> there was a trio of little fucks in the bus who were talking about skiddy shit <BadFurDay> gloating about how they were pissing off their teachers by giving their homework in password protected tar.gz <BadFurDay> gloating about how they could crack the passes of their school's computers in 20 seconds <BadFurDay> and making plans about how they'd best piss off their teachers next <BadFurDay> of note: "tar.gz is like, the best troll, because you can like, only open it on linux" <BadFurDay> I exploded at the little fucks and put them back in place <BadFurDay> they looked all ruined and mad <BadFurDay> but then people in the bus got even madder <BadFurDay> and asked me to step out <BadFurDay> had to walk home ffs
#89
<Naypalm> I've had gay things in my ass too just didn't enjoy it!
#144
<kage__> thought about getting a webcam for you guys <kage__> but then decided not to <kage__> cause i play in my underwear <happy0> ararararara~ <Raziel> lol <Ensiferous> kage__: What brand? <kage__> logitech <kage__> ofc <kage__> i only buy logitech peripherals <kage__> their 1080p webcam <Ensiferous> kage__: No what brand of underwear?