<Naypam> pretty sure you can? I think BBC Radio is free worldwide
<lovely> We don't pay our tv costs Naypam.
<lovely> So they might send inspectors after us.
<Naypam> haha, the BBC?
<BadFurDay> rofl BBC inspectors
<BadFurDay> They would be all like « you wot m8 »
<lovely> YOU WOT M8
<lovely> NAE LICENSE!?
<lovely> AGAINST THE WALL
<BadFurDay> Exactly how I picture it
<lovely> With their top hats.
<lovely> And bobby uniforms.
<lovely> And they'll haul a red phone booth with them.
<lovely> And ride a double decker bus.
<Naypam> omfg it's not like that at all
<Naypam> they write you a letter
<BadFurDay> yes Naypam, that's the first step
<Naypam> then apparently come and check and say "let us in"
<Naypam> and you say "no"
<BadFurDay> a letter handwritten by the queen
<Naypam> and then they can't come back
<Naypam> because they have no actual authority
<BadFurDay> then the double deck bus arrives
<BadFurDay> with the guards
<BadFurDay> and their marge simpson hats
<lovely> only the guards cant move BadFurDay
<lovely> so they just stand there
<lovely> in silence
<Naypam> omg
<Naypam> not even like that
<Naypam> wtf
<BadFurDay> wow Naypam are you even british?
<BadFurDay> scotland is part of queen's land
<lovely> while they eat a "pie"
<BadFurDay> Hopefully under an umbrella
<lovely> MY DEAR OLD CHAP, NAE LICENSE!?
<lovely> BRING IN THE GUARDS!
<lovely> And they just stand there.
<Naypam> let me get a rough estimate of my lifetime masturbations
<Naypam> about 8200 times
<Naypam> easily going to hit 10k faps like
<Naypam> in the next year or two
<Naypam> wonder if I'll hit 100k
<Naypam> that would be quite hard
<lively> you going to fap 4 times a day nay?
<Naypam> no but average now is twice a day
<Naypam> used to be 4-5 times a day
<Naypam> morning and night, sometimes when I get home from work
<BFD|Slave> Naypam: wanker
<dux0r> 21900 faps
<dux0r> at least
<Naypam> rofl
<Naypam> god damn that's way more than me
<Naypam> even including the age difference
<dux0r> 4*365*15
<Naypam> 4
<Naypam> FOUR
<lively> 4
<Naypam> I only did 4-5 when I was a teenager
<dux0r> i told u i was hardcore mother fuckers
<Naypam> I also paid for the stamp
<Naypam> in 1p coins
<Naypam> 79 of them
<Naypam> rofl'd
<Naypam> the guy was mad at the post office
<Bad`> LOL Naypam
<Bad`> hahahahahhahaaaaaaaa
<Naypam> but I needed to get rid of my shit change
<Raziel> ..........
<Raziel> oh
<Bad`> 79 queens
<Bad`> I'd rage
<Naypam> I made little stacks of 10
<Naypam> 7 stacks of them
<Naypam> then took one off
<Naypam> then PUSHED THEM ALL OVER INTO HIS COLLECTION BIN :'D
<Naypam> HE HAD TO RECOUNT :'DI
<Naypam> DDDDDDDDDDDD
<Raziel> oh my god what
* Naypam dead
<Naypam> Raziel: they have this screen they "hide" behind
<Bad`> roooooofl Naypam
<Naypam> and a little metal tray you can pass letters through
<Bad`> fuck the uk though
<Bad`> move to Salamanca or something
<Bad`> life cheaper
<Raziel> hahahaha
<Naypam> I lined up all my 7x10x1p coins
<Naypam> then just causally pushed them into the tray
<Naypam> like "sup"
<Naypam> count 'em
<Phixion> :D
<Naypam> he mad, I mad
<Naypam> but I happy mad
<Raziel> biggest dick move 2015
<Raziel> wtf it's a 350 line C program
<Raziel> I can work with this
[.. 10 minutes later ..]
<Raziel> god this code
<Raziel> MIXED TABS AND SPACES
<Raziel> incompetent linux swine bastards
[.. 20 minutes later ..]
<Raziel> oh god
<Raziel> I regret looking at this
<Naypam> like
<Naypam> if you're in a friend's bed
<Naypam> no porn to masturbate to
<Naypam> make your own
<moop> Raziel: probably you have some tiny asshole that is hard to spot
<Gloop> Garner so nigger he can't even spell job
<Garner> fuck you Gloop
<Garner> you french pornstar
<nonpc> I remember talking to a retard.
<nonpc> Oh wait, I am always the retard.
<Raziel> PEP 420
<Raziel> yolo
<gojira> 99% sure on being in edinbro last weekend of july
<gojira> sleeping with the nay
<gojira> at the nay
<gojira> not with
<gojira> wtf