<Raziel> sigh
<Raziel> mfw making a pull request to jenkins
<Valacar> its not like you can get pregnant 0o
<Valacar> #toptierkeks
<Naypam> oh god
<Naypam> can't remember where it was
<Naypam> I was leaving someone's flat
<Naypam> sprayed my underarms with shoe polish
<Naypam> was absolute pain like wtf is in that god damn
<ad13> my belly button is sore when i pull it
<ad13> :(
<Bad> ... pull it
<ad13> like, put my finger in the hole, and move it around
<Bad> uhm
<ad13> gently like
<Bad> ok
<ad13> nothing crazy
<nonpc> I like how phones have anuses where you insert a cable
<BadFurDay> mice
<nonpc> mouses
<BadFurDay> I don't want, nonpc, it's a good mouse :D
<BadFurDay> mice
<Laizkiz> Having your English corrected by a French person is the worst thing that can happen.
<Laizkiz> sucks2bu cableguy
<nonpc> haha
<zid> mouses
<zid> is correct
<zid> the french guy is just wrong
<nonpc> o/
<Laizkiz> :O
<zid> The online Oxford Dictionaries entry for mouse states the plural for the small rodent is mice, while the plural for the small computer connected device is either mice or mouses.
<Laizkiz> :O
<Laizkiz> TIL
<Laizkiz> LOL
<Laizkiz> FRENCHFAG WAS WRONG
<nonpc> POW
<Laizkiz> h33h33
<zid> ofc, he's french
<zid> that's his job
<zid> to be wrong, but be arrogant about it
<Laizkiz> BadFurDay, here's your white flag, you know what to do.
<kage_> FATALITY
<kage_> ZID WINS
<BadFurDay> Garner: you just made me realize that penises don't have a distinctive sound
<BadFurDay> There's no sound you hear and go like "ah that's a penis"
<BadFurDay> other than fap/intercourse sounds
<BadFurDay> It's sad.
<Garner> Yeah it is :(
<luvely> i've been smoking weed for the past 2.5 weeks
<luvely> and sitting on rocs
<Raziel> oh so that's what you meant by meditating
<Raziel> smoking weed
<Raziel> ...
<luvely> and hanging out with surfers
<garne> gf keeps linking me to ysl stuff
<garne> ok.png
<moop> ysl stuff?
<Valacar> ysl?
<Raziel> ysl?
<garne> ya
<garne> actually want to buy now
<garne> looks nice
<garne> but won't tell her
<Raziel> fuck
<Raziel> burnt the bread
<Raziel> :(
<moop> git commit -m "learned to cook stuff :D"
<Raziel> git reset --hard HEAD^
<Raziel> if only you could do that on bread
<kage__> i played a horrible game of ZvP
<kage__> where i busted this really bad gold protoss
<kage__> on us
<kage__> i am not one to bm
<kage__> but this guy was bad
<kage__> so i just said
<kage__> how bad can you be?
<kage__> and he said
<kage__> do you like dick?
<kage__> and i'm like
<kage__> yes
<kage__> and he quit
<kage__> fucking homophobe