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#193
<Naypam> my mum walked in on me masturbating on the floor <Naypam> kicked the door shut in her face <Naypam> finished up <Naypam> was like nothing happened.
#115
<Raziel> I don't think nonpc understands col1 = col2 <nonpc> what <BadFurDay> or some grouping on count(*) > 1 <lovely> Which is why I explained it. <nonpc> ofc I do :| <nonpc> col1 = other row's col1 and col2 = other row's col2 <nonpc> not sure how it can be explained any more
#77
<Raziel> I've got no problems with shemales
#685
<moop> https://gfycat.com/gifs/detail/AllOptimisticFlamingo <Bad> fuck is this moop <moop> who knows <ad13> man if I had a coworker like this guy <ad13> he'd get fired so quick :D <Bad> wut <moop> why would he get fired <moop> or like <moop> he gets mad pretty quick <ad13> I'm catching up on mr. robot <ad13> the co-worker that keeps being a bro <ad13> my boss is super feminist and hates guys like that:D <moop> oh u
#67
<Gloop> YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU <Gloop> SOULJA BOY OFF IN THIS HOOE <lovely> WATCH ME CRANKING WATH ME ROLL <Gloop> NOW WATCH ME <Gloop> YOOOOU <Gloop> CRANK THAT SOULJA BOY <lovely> THEN SUPER MAN THAT HO <Raziel> :| <Raziel> fags
#414
<Wan> O shit waddup it's autistic season in Paris <Wan> Err <Wan> Touristic
#733
<moop> you don't add TRANSFORMERS in the title <moop> and don't mention TRANSFORMERS <moop> and pretend it's just a cute robot <moop> like that robot that got hit by lightning and became alive <moop> or the giant robot <moop> or ET
#126
<Naypalm> https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Offended <nonpc> omg <nonpc> what <nonpc> the <nonpc> fuck
#418
<how-hiGh> I think I just found anti-fap cure <moop> anti-fap? <moop> what's anti-fap <how-hiGh> okay fap cure <how-hiGh> when you are really horny and can't control yourself anymore <moop> ye <moop> what's the cure <how-hiGh> you already went to the porn site, but the trick is to search for gay porn. It will kill your boner very fast <how-hiGh> already tested several times, always work <how-hiGh> however those things cannot be unseen <moop> this how-hiGh <how-hiGh> but we're grown men, reight?
#36
<lively> fuck this <lively> also <lively> i wrote <lively> proze i think its called [...] <lively> somtimes seoul, sometimes bali, sometimes amsterdam, sometimes high, drunk, sometimes party starting on monday, sometimes nothing. this is the life, and i know that this is the life, and i dont know how long itll last, but as long as it is, i enjoy it every day, sometimes crying, sometimes laughing, sometimes scared, sometimes sorrow, sometimes nothing at all. if its over tomorrow and nothing is left, then i can say i have lived, and that ive forgotten more <lively> see <lively> when im on pills <lively> i can write <lively> like really well