<Juno> WHERES LGD.INT
<Juno> THEY #1
<haiku> lost to DK yesterday
<haiku> fucking DK
<Raziel> where's LGD.string
<Raziel> and LGD.bool
<haiku> hurrrr
<haiku> raziel, basically LGD has 2 teams, lgd international and lgd china. they're currently playing in the g-league tournament, which is an asian tournament
<Raziel> I know
<haiku> IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU TAKE AN INTEREST IN DOTO
<Laiz> RAZIEL STREAMING DOTO
<Laiz> RAZIEL STREAMING DOTO
<Laiz> RAZIEL STREAMING DOTO
<Laiz> RAZIEL STREAMING DOTO
<haiku> RAZIEL DOESNT HAVE DOTO
<haiku> T_T
<Raziel> that's right
<Laiz> I got extra ones!
<Raziel> I'm no dotafag
<Raziel> don't want
<haiku> sent!
<Raziel> rofl
<Raziel> not accepting!
<haiku> MY LAST INVITE RAZIEL
<haiku> I GAVE IT TO YOU
<haiku> BECAUSE I'M NICE LIKE THAT
<haiku> and want to encourage your newfound interest
<Laiz> sent
<Raziel> facepalm
[ later that day ]
<haiku> raziel wanna play dota?
<Raziel> no
<haiku> kay maybe later then
<nonpc> fuck thi
<nonpc> s
<Laiz> Raziel wanna play doto?
<haiku> he said later
<Raziel> never!
<haiku> yo raziel just keep in mind laiz can't stay very late
<Laiz> yeah
<haiku> neways, just let us know when you're ready
<Raziel> haven't had girl problems in 7 years bro
<Steele> or a girlfriend
<Bad> So moop how was the museum without prepurchasing ticket?
<Bad> Did you get denied entry?
<moop> Bad I think I bought a ticket for a year
<moop> Or something
<Bad> ..
<BFD|Slave> Gee moop stop being such a Raziel
<Raziel> wow internet dropped
<Raziel> wtf did you say about me
<BFD|Slave> What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I coded my own wordpress plugin, and I've been involved in numerous secret laravel conclaves, and I have over 300 confirmed commits. I am trained in php and I'm the top code monkey in the entire norwegian dev forces. You are nothing to me but just another coder. I will grind your code the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the internet and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you with over seven hundred wordpress plugins, and that's just with my own code. Not only am I extensively trained in framework usage, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Laravel Framework Alpha Release Repository and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will cook rice all over you and you will burn in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
<Naypam> tempted to put my exposed bellend in this cold san pelegrino to see if it feels nice
<Naypam> 🤔
<Garner> PENIS IN MY MOUTH
<Bad> This is why I'll never be able to have Raziel as my girlfriend
<Bad> Pays no attention to important details
<Bad> You even have all I look for in women
<Bad> 1) no beard
<Raziel> LOL
<Bad> end of list
<Garner> rofl
<Bad> But because you didn't see the fucking tunnel
<Bad> It'll never work
<Raziel> you don't want this to be a sc2 channel?
<how-hiGh> It's more like worlwide trolls congress or something similar
<how-hiGh> ad13: did they come together?
<ad13> did who come together?
<how-hiGh> your buttcheeks after last night
<ad13> wat
<how-hiGh> joke :-)
<Raziel> [20:40] <ad13> who is the fuck is
<Raziel> try again with correct grammar!
<Raziel> god damn british people can't do anything right
<ad13> what. there's nothing wrong with that.
<ad13> OH LOL.