<how-hiGh> how come I don't know your penises size so far?
<Valacar> i love bob xd
<fabe> very odd my gf wants to watch champions league and knows all the teams/players
<fabe> that was unexpected
<dux0r> you have a gf?
<dux0r> that is very odd indeed
<Raziel> you don't want this to be a sc2 channel?
<how-hiGh> It's more like worlwide trolls congress or something similar
<Raziel> ayy team cancelled and didn't tell me
<Raziel> rip
<Raziel> well
<Raziel> this means I can go to bed early
<moop> Raziel: called it
<moop> knew this shit gonna happen
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<Raziel> wow moop
<Raziel> didn't think you actually meant it when you said you called it
<moop> jokes on u nigga that first message is a lie
— moop master faker
<Raziel> WHAT
<moop> bro
<moop> me sending that message on 13:37?
<Raziel> now I have to check
<Raziel> you fucker
<moop> rekt
<FredG> fuck sake
<FredG> i was typing a message to someone and meant to say, you didn't have breakfast right?
<FredG> I said you didn't have sex right
<FredG> wasn't a typo
<FredG> I was thinking of redditeu
<kage> http://i3.minus.com/ibvvdSalngwckY.jpg
<kage> oh content aware fill
<kage> you so good
<Raziel> ;P
<GalacticPrick> LOL very nice
<lovely> that's the worst photoshop yet kage
<lovely> you can still the fucking pole
<lovely> just blurred
<lovely> >-<
<kage> the shit nigga, you spend more than 3 minutes on it
<lovely> so
<lovely> you fuck girls for 2 minutes
<lovely> because its good
<lovely> no
<lovely> you put effort in it
<lovely> and the outcome is good
<lovely> not like this
<Raziel> hahaha
<lovely> you look like you do halfassed work in a halfassed timeframe now
<kage> yes, you should definetly put in half an hour
<kage> so you can photoshop a dog pissing in a lil girl's mouth
<kage> cause you just want it to look good
<kage> is that what it is lovely?
<wellninja> good job kage
<lovely> http://buffer.io/~simon/raziel.jpg
<kage> look at those blurry edges
<lovely> its ok
<lovely> i only spent 3 minutes on it
* GalacticPrick has quit (Signed off)
<lovely> this is exactly the excuse microsoft had for ME
<Raziel> the pic of me was taken by a webcam
<lovely> "we only worked 3m inuets on it"
<Raziel> lol
<Raziel> I was about to comment
<lovely> do you tell your clients that kage ?
<Raziel> "3 million minutes?"
<lovely> yeah you think it sucks?
<kage> no lovely
<lovely> well i only spent 3 minutes on it
<kage> we bill by hour
<kage> we code 3 minutes
<kage> bill 3 days
<kage> obviously
<how-hiGh> you never eaten ass? srs
<moop> srs
<how-hiGh> ever eaten ass or not moop?
<moop> never
<how-hiGh> lmao must be a virgin
<moop> lmoa
<how-hiGh> Bad` moop never licked girls anus lol @ him
<how-hiGh> moop you are missing out srs
<moop> srs
<how-hiGh> by nowadays standards to be a decent BF you have to lick anus
<Happy0> > Be me, visiting Naypalm's flat for the first time
<Happy0> > Enter the RedditEU gaming lounge
<Happy0> > goodtimes.jpg
<Happy0> > Open my mouth to say 'yoyoyo' and inquire to as the state of the dealio
<Happy0> > Trip over the famous cum stain on the carpet
<Happy0> > Fall, face first, onto a syringe
<Happy0> > Scramble to get up.. Syringes catching on to me everywhere as I flail around
<Happy0> > Like I'm in a cactus farm
<Happy0> > Find myself in Naypam's bedroom. Blood on the walls, the sheets, everywhere.
<Happy0> > Naypam in a k-hole in the corner, shoe on his head, vacant expression
<Happy0> > Scream
<Happy0> > Run into the money vault
<Happy0> help me end this story, guys =[
<Happy0> i'm not sure where to take it!
<moop> hmm Bad you think i should prepurchase ams museum tickets?