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#164
<fabe> very odd my gf wants to watch champions league and knows all the teams/players <fabe> that was unexpected <dux0r> you have a gf? <dux0r> that is very odd indeed
#460
<moop> 8-0 <moop> fuck yeah <moop> why did it take me so long to try this game wtf <moop> it's f.a.f. <moop> fun as fuck [ a bit later... ] <moop> oooooooooooooooooh now i see <moop> i was playing against ai for the first 10 wins <moop> til
#140
<Naypam> a pinch of nay juice and he'll be ready to fight a war! <Laiz> Nay sauce <Laiz> oh man <Naypam> here's the trick. <Raziel> how do you make nay juice? <Raziel> mix whisky and whisky? <Naypam> requirements: microphone, freezing plate, kettle <Naypam> I'm telling you Raziel <Naypam> turn microphone to max and let Naypam speak from it <Naypam> holf freezing plate above microphone <Naypam> let boiling water boil ont freezing plaet <Naypam> suddenly <Naypam> on plate appears a solid <Naypam> from my voice <Naypam> that's nay sauce <Naypam> now you can eat <Naypam> and you'll feel better
#761
<gojira> ok so <gojira> want to know how retarded i am? <Bad> Oh nice, you're alive <gojira> i've never failed this hard in my life <gojira> yea <gojira> my operation is the 18th <gojira> not the 16th <gojira> ...... <Raziel> LOL <Bad> lmao <Bad> good one <gojira> they had to prescribe me extra meds <gojira> because i had already taken them all <gojira> and not eaten for 24 hours <gojira> etc <gojira> MOTHERFUCKER
#818
<Valacar> heil hitler
#651
<Bad> truest lines of 2017 <Bad> 22:35:21 <Raziel> I'm retarded <Raziel> lines? <Raziel> that's just 1 line
#411
<Wan> There's a Lemon curve ad right in front of me <Wan> Train in 4 minutes <Wan> Naypam would probably masturbate while waiting <Wan> And yet I'm here, staring blankly at a lingerie ad because of a FUCKING PUN BASED ON A GORILLA FACE ON A KEY
#393
<+how-hiGh> why no one talks with me
#821
<Phixion> i used to lift my schoolbooks with my boner <Phixion> u know when you lean them against the table on your crotch <Phixion> gr8 training
#137
<Naypam> I wish they'd tax sugar <Naypam> I fucking wish <Naypam> and have a minimum legal age like cigarettes <Naypam> it's utterly ludicrous getting everybody fed and hooked on sugar <Naypam> then fat and dying <Naypam> and costing money because of health bills <Naypam> with no extra tax to cover that like there is with alcohol and tobacco * Naypam rage <Naypam> any time you bring up "tax sugar" fat fucks cry about opression <Naypam> "I need freedom to be fat, don't stop me" <Naypam> fuc you <Naypam> cunts <Naypam> good example, Laiz shouldn't be allowed to buy food <Naypam> should only be given salad <Laiz> wtf fuck <Naypam> you should have to carry a BMI sticker around <Naypam> and if it's > 25 you don't get sugar <Naypam> only salad <Naypam> salad and water <lovely> ... <Naypam> anyway I'm-a move to spain where nobody can afford food