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#160
<BFD|Slave> gtfo world of tanks ad :( <Raziel> this is more important than watching gsl <BFD|Slave> not relaxing <BFD|Slave> I want zoozoo <BFD|Slave> Gonna go watch zoozoo on youtube instead <BFD|Slave> Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1unKjzlfrFA * BFD|Slave chills <Raziel> THE AUDIO ISN'T CHOPPY <Raziel> I NEED MY STREET DRUG ZOOZOO AD WITH CHOPPY AUDIO <BFD|Slave> omg <BFD|Slave> zoozoo started in gsl <BFD|Slave> zoozoo is playing TWICE on my browser <BFD|Slave> SIMULTANEOUSLY <Raziel> LOL * BFD|Slave dies
#713
<Bad> Just had a once in a lifetime experience <Bad> Taking a shit during a hiccup <Bad> It's so funny <Bad> Every hiccup makes a bit of shit plop down in the water
#31
<kage> one time i gave my phone to my cousin <kage> the hot one <kage> she was browsing the photos <kage> and then bam <kage> penis photo <kage> i snatch the phone out of her hand <kage> and quickly delete it <kage> and laugh it out <kage> gg <kage> no re
#231
<Bad`> Do you have an extra chromosome? <Bad`> Are you mentally deficient? <Bad`> I'm ok with handicapped people, I'd rather just know it so I don't offend you <Bad`> Maybe autism? <InfernalBadger> . <Bad`> It's ok you can tell us <InfernalBadger> Ok, i got the <InfernalBadger> Cant handle fucking morons syndrome <Bad`> Wow I just got rekt <InfernalBadger> And i need to take my medicine <Raziel> how have you not commited suicide? <InfernalBadger> Because i just read this <Bad`> Raziel: Is this how you greet eachother in norway? <Bad`> Seems like a standard greeting <Bad`> Hello neighbors, suicided yet? <Bad`> Nope, depressed but alive, you? <Bad`> I tried yesterday but I'm too beta to do it <Bad`> Norwegian conversation <Bad`> Average.
#16
<Naypam> awwwwwwwwwww what the fuck my boss <Naypam> inb4 "raziel" <BFD|Slave> "raziel" <Raziel> wat <Naypam> my teeth feel really clean <Naypam> interesting
#466
<moop> get a room you fucking homos <moop> if you know what i mean <moop> ;) <Bad> I don't <Bad> elaborate <moop> basically have a nonsexual gay sex <Bad> I see <Bad> nonsexual sex <gojira> i can just hear moop making his sound can you Raziel <Bad> what is the sound gojira <Bad> describe it <gojira> remember when moop had an aneurysm? <Raziel> so many times <Naypam> I can't imagine Raziel making any sounds or putting in any effort in a sexual encounter with moop <Naypam> he'd just be lying on his front <gojira> wat <Naypam> with moop going like a bunny at him <Bad> Naypam that sounds accurate <Naypam> Bad gets it <Bad> I actually see it <Bad> you hive visioned it to me <Bad> Naypam do you hear it <Bad> it goes ploploploploplopolplopl balls on skin <Bad> and at the same time <Bad> Raziel is mute except for a sigh because he's bored <gojira> Naypam <gojira> did you just really describe that <gojira> like wtf <gojira> Raziel is clearly a top <gojira> and moop a bottom <gojira> look how tiny moop is <Bad> hell no gojira <moop> i'm huge <Bad> moop can't be a bottom because he is oppressed irl <gojira> moop spreading Raziels hairy cheeks with tiny moop dick? <gojira> i dunno <Bad> he has to be a top in the bedroom to compensate
#614
<ad13> my belly button is sore when i pull it <ad13> :( <Bad> ... pull it <ad13> like, put my finger in the hole, and move it around <Bad> uhm <ad13> gently like <Bad> ok <ad13> nothing crazy
#555
<garne> what is a scary data type <Raziel> uuuuh <Raziel> object? <garne> no <garne> booooolean <garne> it's funny cos it's true
#357
<FredG> fuck sake <FredG> i was typing a message to someone and meant to say, you didn't have breakfast right? <FredG> I said you didn't have sex right <FredG> wasn't a typo <FredG> I was thinking of redditeu
#178
<kage> dude, being nay would be so amusing <kage> you'd do the craziest shit and you'd get a free pass from people <kage> because you're fucking nay <kage> like, if i were to start putting things in my ass people would be disgusted <kage> whenever nay does it on webcam people cheer for more <kage> that's how fun being nay is <kage> !