<Wan> France emergency state is getting out of hand
<Wan> Even white people have their bags checked
<moop> like before that i was fine being misogynistic neckbeard, but ever since they started holocaust denial its just not the same
<ad13> I love that feeling of realising "urgh, this is going to hurt like fuck", then it gets over the threshold and you're just like me gusta
<BadFurDay> I don't.
<nonpc> Yeah
<nonpc> I LOVE pooping
<nonpc> Like
<nonpc> that stretching stretchy stretch
<nonpc> oh yeah
<Naypam> I was reading that askreddit thread the other day
<Naypam> people had masturbated to inanimate objects :(
<Naypam> I've not done that :(
<Naypam> I feel left out
<Naypam> like a chair
<Naypam> or a desk
<Naypam> :'(
<Bad> So moop how was the museum without prepurchasing ticket?
<Bad> Did you get denied entry?
<moop> Bad I think I bought a ticket for a year
<moop> Or something
<Bad> ..
* Naypam joined the channel
<Naypam> BAAAAAAAAH
<Raziel> that's what she said
<Naypam> so I got a new laptop
<Naypam> two very wrong things about it
<ad13> another one? :D
<Raziel> lol
<Naypam> 1. dvorak and the US layout, it has those gay keys, it means I can't type the pipe symbol
<Naypam> going to have to hack that
<Naypam> 2. it has HotS motifs all over it
<Naypam> not sure which is worse
<Bad> yo Raziel
<Bad> if you were trying to find where an alcoholic scot collapsed
<Bad> where would you look?
<+Raziel> erm
<+Raziel> anywhere in scotland?
<Bad> no
<Bad> behind bars
<Bad> it's funny because nay is going to jail
<Bad> anyway I gave nay a copy of microsoft outlook so he can write mails to us
<Bad> however
<Bad> it's a TRIAL version
<Bad> It took 13 years
<Bad> 13 years
<gojira> wtf is IM
<Bad> For people to realize fervor does nothing in aoe2
<Raziel> wtf is fervor
<Bad> monk +15% move speed
<Bad> It did nothing at all
<Bad> And nobody noticed
<moop> tbh
<moop> 15% is not that much
<Bad> It's huge lol
<gojira> its enough to see
<moop> it's like 5% with some 10%
<moop> +-10%
<Bad> 10% move speed for infantry is a game changer
<Bad> So 15% on monks is huge
<gojira> like human eyes can detect a 10% change
<gojira> sorry
<gojira> human perception
<gojira> you can't detect changes smaller than 10% though
<Raziel> 10% on infantry is noticeable because your infantry can chase down enemy retreating infantry suddenly
<Raziel> monks is way more subtle
<Bad> Still hilarious that it took 13 years to detect
<Raziel> yeah
<gojira> 'detect'
<gojira> one dude in the comments on some subforum
<gojira> 'hey guys i checked its not true'
<moop> tbh i knew it all along
<moop> i just didn't want to say anything
<moop> didn't want to be called a fag
<Bad> moop: fag
<Naypam> after sleepover
<Naypam> went for showher, masturbate on floor
<Naypam> have shower
<Naypam> perfecet
<Naypam> but everybody's done that too
<Naypam> also omg was a party
<Naypam> hot girls and everything
<Naypam> but I masturbated in the toilet
<Naypam> was awesome
<Naypam> then went for a walk with a friend smoking
<Naypam> like a tree
<BFD|Slave> god
<BFD|Slave> this guy
<Naypam> BFD|Slave nightmare
<BFD|Slave> is King Wank
<BFD|Slave> more wanker than a wanker
<kage> what can i say...
<Naypam> yeah but when you'er like 15
<Naypam> you see a leg
<Naypam> FAP FAP FAP
<BFD|Slave> at a party with hot girls
<BFD|Slave> BETTER FAP
<BFD|Slave> what the fuck
<Naypam> well it was after the party had died down
<kage> nay, does haiku know all this ?
<kage> is he gonna wake up one day
<kage> and see you on top of his bed
<kage> masturbating ?
<BFD|Slave> kage: rofl, I can imagine haiku arriving at Naypam's place, and nay going "Yeah so we'll have to share a bunk bed"
<BFD|Slave> With a huge smile on his face
<kage> like the one i'm having right now
<kage> right ?
<BFD|Slave> yes
<BFD|Slave> pretty much
<kage> that would be awesome
<dux0r> =/
<Naypam> it's okay
<Naypam> I'm the master of subtlty