<Naypam> fuck me in theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee tamborineeeeeeeeeeeee awwwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeahh
<ad13> wanna play overwatch
<ad13> but need to learn about scalability for amazon job :(
<Valacar> scalability is that theories have differing scalabilities between individual-organization-institution-state and in
<Valacar> +supranational
<Valacar> there
<Valacar> now you can play overwatch
<ad13> wat
<garne> seriously though i will miss my colleague
<garne> took a picture of us having a beer
<garne> https://i.imgur.com/BEPN9pK.png
<garne> sad times
<Raziel> I RECOGNIZE THAT URL
<Raziel> NOT FALLING FOR IT
<Raziel> CUNT
<garne> rofl
<garne> hahahahahahaahaha
<moop> :D
<Raziel> I'm fucking traumatized
<garne> :D:D:DDDDD
<BFD|Slave> do you know why Raziel burned all the jews?
<BFD|Slave> he was trying to cook the third rice
<how-hiGh> Bad when you'll choose girl to impregnate. Before doing that invite her dad to sauna and check his dick size. If he got a small penis you wouldnt want to spread bad genes, right
<how-hiGh> think several moves ahead like Raziel does in chess
<Bad> So guys
<Bad> This is the second time now and I've only been with my girl for a year
<Bad> She does a lot of roleplaying in MMOs on her free time
<Bad> And like in every roleplaying, there's fictional relationships and stuff
<Bad> And for the second time in a year a guy thought it meant that she liked him irl
<Bad> And is like
<Bad> Dump your guy and be with me I'll treat you better
<Bad> He doesn't deserve you etc
<Bad> The whole nice guy attitude
<Bad> Got him banned by the whole french roleplaying community on that game
<Bad> It's fucking hilarious
<moop> so the girl is dumping you
<garne> wat
<garne> fictional relationships and stuff?
<garne> what am i reading
<Bad> Well yeah her character has a life right
<moop> ye garne like what you have with Raziel
<Bad> She's some baker in some desert town or w/e
<moop> fucking girl gamers amirite
<Bad> And her character sometimes has relationships with other characters in order to make her character evolve right
<Bad> There's no sex in their RP though, it's just like
<garne> so it's just the character having a relationship with another character
<Bad> Yes
<garne> and the guy thought it meant oh players should have a relationship too
<garne> lol
<Bad> The stories move organically on RP servers
<garne> fair enough, makes more sense now
<Bad> If two characters seem like a good fit they both say ok they should be together
<garne> funny
<Bad> But it's characters, right
<Bad> Yeah
<Raziel> you should get her to accept the daate
<Bad> First time it happened was like 6 months ago
<Raziel> but then you show up
<Bad> The guy got in full creep mode
<Bad> Tried multiple times to make the characters have sexual RP
<Bad> After a while she reported him and he got banned
<garne> eodl
<garne> rofl*
<Bad> Then he started telling her on skype that he wants to date her
<Bad> Even though he knew she was living with me
<Bad> Now this time
<garne> he knows a lot about her already
<Bad> The guy she treated like a friend
<Bad> So he knows some things about me and my relationship with her
<Bad> Since they had friendly conversations
<Bad> And he just went full crazy mode
<Bad> Listed reasons why she's unhappy with me
<moop> you have the list?
<Bad> And listed reasons why she'd be better off with him
<Bad> moop: well it happened ingame and I'm not gonna ask her to login again and see if there's logs or whatever, but off the top of my head it was the basic stuff
<Bad> Like he's just with you for sex I'll treat you like a real woman etc et
<Bad> He doesn't understand your true feelings etc
<Bad> Why are you with a boring guy when I'm so much better etc etc et
<Bad> The usual nice guy shit
<moop> tbh that would work on me
<Bad> He probably seriously believes it too
<moop> would dump bf for him
<Bad> rofl
<Wan> I can hear the fedora tipping
<Bad> Oh I forgot to mention, I think it's an important detail
<Bad> The first one, from 6 months ago
<Bad> He was married and had kids
<Wan> ROFL
<Bad> And offered to dump his wife for her
<Bad> That made it easy to ban him from the RP community
<Bad> They just had to say if you come back we talk to your wife
<Bad> :)
<ad13> Raziel: for bairn, the norwegian equivalent is "barne" apparently
<Raziel> barn
<Raziel> but this is an english channel
<Raziel> english or gtfo
<Bad> quoi Raziel
<Bad> t'as un problème ?
<Bad> tu veux te battre ?
<Bad> ptit pd
<Bad> norskfag
<ad13> hah, even i see the petit pede
<Bad> You in front of a mirror ad13 ?
<Raziel> lmao
<Naypam> tempted to put my exposed bellend in this cold san pelegrino to see if it feels nice
<Naypam> 🤔
<Raziel> I don't think nonpc understands col1 = col2
<nonpc> what
<BadFurDay> or some grouping on count(*) > 1
<lovely> Which is why I explained it.
<nonpc> ofc I do :|
<nonpc> col1 = other row's col1 and col2 = other row's col2
<nonpc> not sure how it can be explained any more
<moop> how-hiGh: you're just a victim of convenience
<moop> also you're the least gay person here