<Valacar> is how-hiGh serious about the stuff he says must be the biggest mystery of our era
<Bad> I've reallocated my nipples so I can jump onto bed if power go off while I'm on the computer.
<moop> So guys update
<moop> Remember they asked to piss in a jar?
<moop> I dropped it
<moop> Rip
<moop> TBH not my fault, my hands lack feelings
<BadFurDay> Cmaj7 is not a thing. Do re la is.
<moop> also the lady that was on the phone kept calling me a she
<moop> 🤔
<moop> this is pretty emasculating
<moop> should i sue her for emasculating a cripple?
<Raziel> moop adventures
<moop> she literally attacked my identity
<moop> this is horrible
<moop> i could get depressed
<moop> could kill myself
<moop> she should be put in jail
<moop> I AM A MAN
<moop> a manly man
* moop flexes 💪
<Valacar> the more important thing is that you did not correct her
<moop> rofl i actually did
<moop> Valacar: you think she cared?
<moop> she was mocking me
<moop> tbh she realized eventually
<moop> not when i corrected her tho
<Valacar> wew
<Valacar> harsh
<moop> this is worse than rape by deception
<kage> one time i gave my phone to my cousin
<kage> the hot one
<kage> she was browsing the photos
<kage> and then bam
<kage> penis photo
<kage> i snatch the phone out of her hand
<kage> and quickly delete it
<kage> and laugh it out
<kage> gg
<kage> no re
<moop> Bad: so did you meet Raziel? did he arrive?
<Wan> nah he's still stuck in belgium
<moop> dang
<moop> poor belgium
<Wan> are you implying that having Raziel in one's country is a setback for said country?
<moop> oh, belgium is a country?
<moop> i thought it was a blokes name
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<Marco__> hello world
<Raziel> o_o
<Juno> POLO
<Marco__> i found you
<Raziel> did you now
<Raziel> and who would you be
<Marco__> sure did
<nonpc> Marco__, touch his private parts now
<Naypam> I also paid for the stamp
<Naypam> in 1p coins
<Naypam> 79 of them
<Naypam> rofl'd
<Naypam> the guy was mad at the post office
<Bad`> LOL Naypam
<Bad`> hahahahahhahaaaaaaaa
<Naypam> but I needed to get rid of my shit change
<Raziel> ..........
<Raziel> oh
<Bad`> 79 queens
<Bad`> I'd rage
<Naypam> I made little stacks of 10
<Naypam> 7 stacks of them
<Naypam> then took one off
<Naypam> then PUSHED THEM ALL OVER INTO HIS COLLECTION BIN :'D
<Naypam> HE HAD TO RECOUNT :'DI
<Naypam> DDDDDDDDDDDD
<Raziel> oh my god what
* Naypam dead
<Naypam> Raziel: they have this screen they "hide" behind
<Bad`> roooooofl Naypam
<Naypam> and a little metal tray you can pass letters through
<Bad`> fuck the uk though
<Bad`> move to Salamanca or something
<Bad`> life cheaper
<Raziel> hahahaha
<Naypam> I lined up all my 7x10x1p coins
<Naypam> then just causally pushed them into the tray
<Naypam> like "sup"
<Naypam> count 'em
<Phixion> :D
<Naypam> he mad, I mad
<Naypam> but I happy mad
<Raziel> biggest dick move 2015
<moop>Â what's the full monty
<moop>Â is it like monty python
<ad13`>Â oh moop
<moop>Â well if you're a british movie and you have monty in the name it's only fair to assume that it's related to monty python
<moop>Â in my opinion
<gar>Â Could be monty rust