<Raziel> insta added to quote db
<Garner> raziel
<Raziel> insta added!
<Garner> rofo
<BFD|Slave> insta downvoted
<Garner> BFD|Slave insta mad
<BFD|Slave> or I guess, downplussed
<BFD|Slave> whetever you can call that
<BFD|Slave> MINUSED
<BFD|Slave> intsa minused
<Bad> gojira: https://www.quora.com/I-mastered-coding-when-I-was-10-and-Im-currently-making-my-own-operating-system-Im-currently-15-years-old-How-do-I-make-myself-appeal-to-people
<gojira> Yes there is no answer there?
<Bad> Indeed
<Bad> Is just that it's funny to read I mastered coding when I was 10 and I'm currently making my own operating system. I'm currently 15 years old. How do I make myself appeal to people?
<Raziel> I mastered seduction when I was 10 and I'm currently waiting for the perfect mate. I'm currently 26 years old. How do I make myself appeal to people?
<Raziel> zid: razer abyssus, cheap and really fucking good
<Vequeth> so is your mum
<Garner> i am having a Skype convo with my d
<moop> Lol
<moop> This museum is hugo
<moop> Dunno how to get out halp
<moop> Looking for a way out for the last 30 min
<Bad> rofl
<moop> Also the weed doesn't help
<Bad> you barely entered the museum
<Bad> already trying to go out
<moop> Not trying to get out
<moop> Just curious where out is
[ 4 hours later ]
<moop> Bad pls I'm dying Diego
<moop> Here
<Bad> rip Diego
<Raziel> ah man
<Raziel> if only we were there with you
<Bad> moop are you outside?
<Bad> or in hotel?
<moop> Still in museum
<Bad> ROFL
<FredG> my setup works just fine
<FredG> just lost my index.html file
<Raziel> Erm
<Raziel> So
<Raziel> There's gotta be a first time for everything in life right
<Naypam> please Raziel
<Naypam> continue
<moop> oh boy Raziel
<moop> just had gay sex the poor lad
<Naypam> I know rite moop
<Naypam> glad our minds went to the same place
<Raziel> Including having an irresistible shit while you're biking home to your hotel
<moop> oh boy
<moop> that's no fun Raziel
<moop> what did you do
<Raziel> Like diarrhea level shit
<Naypam> I guess that riding the bike
<Naypam> would open your arse a bit
<moop> did you reach the hotel?
<Raziel> Yes I just finished showering
<Bad> Lmao Raziel you moron
<Raziel> Showering me and my clothes...
<Raziel> :-(
<moop> aw :(
<moop> but, like, were there casualties Raziel
<Raziel> I don't know
<moop> well now you have a story Raziel
<Raziel> I even went to the toilet before leaving
<moop> means you ate something bad
<Raziel> No shits were had then
<Raziel> At least i could move fast on a mostly empty bike road
<Raziel> And run up to my hotel room
<Raziel> This was a huge amount
<Raziel> Like
<Raziel> I don't even want to describe
<Raziel> Seafood + alcohol
<Raziel> Not good for me
<Raziel> But i swear i went on the toilet just before leaving!
<Raziel> I took every precaution :-(
<Naypam> rofl Raziel
<Naypam> poor
<ad13> hah, disaster
<Valacar> wait so this was Raziel's first time he shat outdoors?
<Raziel> I've shat outdoors before valacar
<Raziel> But usually i pull down my pants and squat first
<Valacar> oh wait you shat on the move?
<moop> ya Raziel
<moop> why didn't you stop the explosive diarrhea
<moop> just find a cork
<moop> ez
<moop> ok that's too mean
<moop> i'm sorry Raziel
<moop> cheer up, it's all over now
<Valacar> pls moop it's too late for moopsies
<ad13> haha, good show though
<Raziel> I was on the bike, suddenly shit, panicked, biked back to hotel as fast as I could, ran to my room and showered while taking my clothes off
<moop> poor bike
<Valacar> the critical question that begs for an answer is the volume of shit that got out
<Raziel> Did you expect me to measure the volume?
<ad13> well, feel free to use a freeform scale
<Raziel> My shirt got stained, that should tell you enough
<ad13> roflllllllllllllllll HOW? HOW???
<Valacar> so thats quite bad
<Raziel> I dunno man
<Raziel> Squeezed upwards by the bike seat?
<Naypam> got my blue snowball detected by linux
<Naypam> by dropping it on the floor
<garne> __bot__:
<garne> Bad:
<garne> rofl there is sonekne on the train texting someone called
<garne> "maman d'amour' __bot__
<garne> Bad
<garne> fuck is this
<garne> not my fault __bot__ has shit nick
<garne> Bad*
<how-hiGh> are you raised on a farm bad?
<Bad> No but my sister owns a farm
<how-hiGh> cause you sure know how to rise my cock