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#840
<gar> why am i listening to chris brown <Bad> gar: you are autistic <gar> yeah <gar> it's so shit <gar> but it's playing <gar> and i cba removing <gar> actually it's ok ish
#161
<ad13> rofl murica <ad13> true story, when i woke up and checked bbc news, all it had was "Fatal bomb blast kills 3 and injures many ..." <ad13> so i was like "Oh well another suicide bomber in iraq or some shit" and skipped right over it <ad13> wasn't until i'd got to work people like "ZOMG DID U HEER?"
#574
<Bad> imma just say moop <Bad> (adult) Jodelle looks like the first guy I ever seriously dated
#547
<garne> was licking my lips cos dry <garne> but also this girl was looking at me <garne> but i was staring too, but only stared as i was doing something <Raziel> lmao <garne> as in i didnt move my eyes because im doing something else <garne> the look on her face <garne> its like when you stare ar someone but youre thinking or daydreaming <garne> :(
#207
<Bad> do you know Raziel <Bad> why she couldn't fit a block of 5gb of shit up her ass? <Raziel> wat <Bad> it's obvious Raziel <Bad> because the ass was fat32
#185
<kage> but you know <kage> it was fun being able to easily unzip during class <kage> and showing people my junk <kage> it's true <kage> i'm like calling people half way across the class <kage> and showing them my junk <kage> and laughing like a maniac <BFD|Slave> rofl <kage> worst was when you were noticed by the professor <kage> and <kage> you needed to stand up <kage> unzipped <kage> or you could zip <kage> but he'd notice
#19
<BadFurDay> mice <nonpc> mouses <BadFurDay> I don't want, nonpc, it's a good mouse :D <BadFurDay> mice <Laizkiz> Having your English corrected by a French person is the worst thing that can happen. <Laizkiz> sucks2bu cableguy <nonpc> haha <zid> mouses <zid> is correct <zid> the french guy is just wrong <nonpc> o/ <Laizkiz> :O <zid> The online Oxford Dictionaries entry for mouse states the plural for the small rodent is mice, while the plural for the small computer connected device is either mice or mouses. <Laizkiz> :O <Laizkiz> TIL <Laizkiz> LOL <Laizkiz> FRENCHFAG WAS WRONG <nonpc> POW <Laizkiz> h33h33 <zid> ofc, he's french <zid> that's his job <zid> to be wrong, but be arrogant about it <Laizkiz> BadFurDay, here's your white flag, you know what to do. <kage_> FATALITY <kage_> ZID WINS
#701
<moop> wait <moop> hold up <moop> my name is a lie <moop> Anton, mythological son of Hercules created by Mark Antony, and from whom he claimed descent <Raziel> lol <Bad> lmao <Bad> helllll no nigga <Bad> Heracles could walk
#70
<Naypam> fuck this <Naypam> I am so mad right now [ Five minutes later ] <Naypam> never been mad bro
#74
* Naypam blows bubbles in the shit