<Bad> They say every moop has a birthmark
<Bad> If you had to get naked with someone to check
<Bad> Who would you pick
<moop> tourettes girl
<Bad> on redditeu I meant
<Bad> loser
<moop> oh
<moop> hmm
<moop> i assume you mean male
<Bad> Obviously
<moop> i assume you want me to say you cuz that's the gayest question i have been asked in my life
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<moop> tried to show muscle to a cute girl here
<moop> she just lold
<moop> she cute tho
<moop> she can lol
<moop> i'll allow it
<garne> wait what
<garne> Is this serious
<moop> ye garne
<moop> but i did it in a cute jokey way
<garne> Bad: please quote this
<nonpc> hey, dux0r!!!
<nonpc> show your penis
<dux0r> hey nonpc
<dux0r> show vocabulary and intellect
<nonpc> okay!
<nonpc> deal!
<wellborg> nonpc: fast, say something clever
<nonpc> errrr
<nonpc> I like trains
<Bad> Honey nuts and cream fagots
<Bad> That is actually what I prepared
<Bad> Without noticing how wrong it sounds in engilsh
<Bad> This is why I'll never be able to have Raziel as my girlfriend
<Bad> Pays no attention to important details
<Bad> You even have all I look for in women
<Bad> 1) no beard
<Raziel> LOL
<Bad> end of list
<Garner> rofl
<Bad> But because you didn't see the fucking tunnel
<Bad> It'll never work
<Bad> As Naypam started fondling my balls, I started touching his chin to finally discover what a beard feels like. Sadly, him sharing my stubble issue, all I was left with was elusive dreams of romance with Bad.
<Bad> I pushed Naypam over on the bed, removed his shitty oversized trousers, and let his lil cock slide in my mouth. As per australian tradition, my finger made its way towards his anus. Strangely, he seemed to welcome it.
<Bad> As the rowdiness of the act grew, I realized that my life would never be fulfilled until I got my hands on Bad, his legendary member being the only key that would ever unlock my road to pleasure.
<Bad> I sighed, closed my eyes, thought as hard as I could of Dustin Browder, and came.
<Bad> To be continued once I replenish my creativity reserves by writing more Laravel code.
<kage> but you know
<kage> it was fun being able to easily unzip during class
<kage> and showing people my junk
<kage> it's true
<kage> i'm like calling people half way across the class
<kage> and showing them my junk
<kage> and laughing like a maniac
<BFD|Slave> rofl
<kage> worst was when you were noticed by the professor
<kage> and
<kage> you needed to stand up
<kage> unzipped
<kage> or you could zip
<kage> but he'd notice
<happy0> inb4 penis joke
<BadFurDay> penis joke
<happy0> hahah. every time
<Naypam> funny story related to penises
<Naypam> took off my watch and masturbated at like 8am this morning
<Naypam> fell asleep
<Naypam> slept on my watch
<Naypam> woke up with watch mark on my bum
<Naypam> true story