QDB

#361
<Naypam> interesting <Naypam> if you don't have +x on the directory the returned error seems to be that cd isn't a command <Raziel> lol? <Naypam> try this <Raziel> bash: cd: foo: Permission denied <Naypam> sudo mkdir aoeu && sudo chmod 700 aoeu && sudo cd aoeu <Raziel> sudo cd aoeu <Raziel> really? <Naypam> TRY IT
#308
<how-hiGh> I want you to aware how to determine whether girl is slut or not basing on how many guys she had <how-hiGh> new formula <how-hiGh> scientifically proven <how-hiGh> anyone is interested or not? because it's kinda complex so I don't want to waste my time if no one wants to listen <Bad> yes <Bad> I want to know <moop> how-hiGh: go for it <how-hiGh> okay <Raziel> in this moment, I am awared <Bad> not because of a puny god's blessing, but because I am about to be enlightened by how-hiGh <how-hiGh> basically you have to sum length of all dicks girl she have, and if girl can jump from such height safely without getting injured she is not slut. For example average dick is like 15 cm, so if girl had only 3 men she would step off such height easily = not slut. But if she had 15 for example, this means 2.25 meters so she would sprain her ankle jumping from such height = slut
#17
<luvely> i've been smoking weed for the past 2.5 weeks <luvely> and sitting on rocs <Raziel> oh so that's what you meant by meditating <Raziel> smoking weed <Raziel> ... <luvely> and hanging out with surfers
#122
<kage> http://i3.minus.com/ibvvdSalngwckY.jpg <kage> oh content aware fill <kage> you so good <Raziel> ;P <GalacticPrick> LOL very nice <lovely> that's the worst photoshop yet kage <lovely> you can still the fucking pole <lovely> just blurred <lovely> >-< <kage> the shit nigga, you spend more than 3 minutes on it <lovely> so <lovely> you fuck girls for 2 minutes <lovely> because its good <lovely> no <lovely> you put effort in it <lovely> and the outcome is good <lovely> not like this <Raziel> hahaha <lovely> you look like you do halfassed work in a halfassed timeframe now <kage> yes, you should definetly put in half an hour <kage> so you can photoshop a dog pissing in a lil girl's mouth <kage> cause you just want it to look good <kage> is that what it is lovely? <wellninja> good job kage <lovely> http://buffer.io/~simon/raziel.jpg <kage> look at those blurry edges <lovely> its ok <lovely> i only spent 3 minutes on it * GalacticPrick has quit (Signed off) <lovely> this is exactly the excuse microsoft had for ME <Raziel> the pic of me was taken by a webcam <lovely> "we only worked 3m inuets on it" <Raziel> lol <Raziel> I was about to comment <lovely> do you tell your clients that kage ? <Raziel> "3 million minutes?" <lovely> yeah you think it sucks? <kage> no lovely <lovely> well i only spent 3 minutes on it <kage> we bill by hour <kage> we code 3 minutes <kage> bill 3 days <kage> obviously
#200
<Raziel> PEP 420 <Raziel> yolo
#341
<Garner> mfw haven't fapped in two weeks <Garner> forgot
#805
<Valacar> hmh <Valacar> all masters thesises (?) here are by default public <Valacar> whats the plural form of thesis <gojira> papers <gojira> theses <Valacar> theses <moop> Valacar: plural of thesis is these <moop> these nuts
#191
<BFD|Slave> I swear I've tried to see the baby try autofellatio
#737
<moop> 16:54 <Bad> Hmmm this hotel looks nice but it's in Lampedusa <moop> lampedusa is a funny name <moop> lumped usa <moop> lampy dusa <Valacar> it is always interesting to get some insight on how the wonderous mind of moop work
#376
<Wan> France emergency state is getting out of hand <Wan> Even white people have their bags checked