<moop> Raziel: you removed [editor's note: raziel identifies as male] :(
<Raziel> I identify as a white cis male
<Raziel> not just a male
<Raziel> get your pronouns right
<moop> pls you identify as an emotionless python script
<Raziel> please python is filled with emotion
<Valacar> do we really need to hear Raziel's masturbation stories 0o
<kage> same, i just got done eating a salad and wanna watch a stream in bed
<BadFurDay> kage: desrow
<Naypam> you need a dual screen monitor for that
<Naypam> I are confus
<Naypam> why is ansible finding files in the glob that don't exist
<Raziel> you're running it on the wrong server!!
<Raziel> rip your devops career
<Naypam> I am not!
<Naypam> and it's running on both hypervisors anyway
<Naypam> somehow on both of them finding a file that's not there
<Naypam> ahhhhh
<Naypam> my life
<Naypam> fuck you ansible
<Naypam> wtb chef/salt/slaughter
<Bad> Scots 'Sheldon Cooper' admits inability to use ansible during Raziel sting
<Bad> btw Naypam when you figure out the problem tell us
<Bad> I'm curious
<Bad> Might learn something from it
<Naypam> oh wait no Raziel is correct
<Naypam> my bad
<Naypam> was on my local computer
* Naypam facedesk
<Naypam> https://github.com/ansible/ansible/issues/10115#issuecomment-71756883
<Naypam> my mum walked in on me masturbating on the floor
<Naypam> kicked the door shut in her face
<Naypam> finished up
<Naypam> was like nothing happened.
<how-hiGh> you never eaten ass? srs
<moop> srs
<how-hiGh> ever eaten ass or not moop?
<moop> never
<how-hiGh> lmao must be a virgin
<moop> lmoa
<how-hiGh> Bad` moop never licked girls anus lol @ him
<how-hiGh> moop you are missing out srs
<moop> srs
<how-hiGh> by nowadays standards to be a decent BF you have to lick anus
<Gloop> YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
<Gloop> SOULJA BOY OFF IN THIS HOOE
<lovely> WATCH ME CRANKING WATH ME ROLL
<Gloop> NOW WATCH ME
<Gloop> YOOOOU
<Gloop> CRANK THAT SOULJA BOY
<lovely> THEN SUPER MAN THAT HO
<Raziel> :|
<Raziel> fags
<moop> so Bad why don't french have a word for enterpreneur
<Bad> We don't have such a thing because we are not as good as americans
<Bad> We can't create only imitate
<moop> like that matrix quote, "imitate this"
<moop> or something
<Bad> yeah
<Bad> you can each take one pill, be it the blue one you will experience reality, be it the green one you will go into space
<Bad> my favorite part of the matrix
<moop> don't you go into 420valhalla if you toke the green pill tho
<Bad> no that's after the scene where Morphoses fucks Leia but she's his aunt
(...one hour later)
<ad13> wtf
<ad13> isn't it red pill
<kage> also i suck cock rofl
<kage> http://i3.minus.com/ibvvdSalngwckY.jpg
<kage> oh content aware fill
<kage> you so good
<Raziel> ;P
<GalacticPrick> LOL very nice
<lovely> that's the worst photoshop yet kage
<lovely> you can still the fucking pole
<lovely> just blurred
<lovely> >-<
<kage> the shit nigga, you spend more than 3 minutes on it
<lovely> so
<lovely> you fuck girls for 2 minutes
<lovely> because its good
<lovely> no
<lovely> you put effort in it
<lovely> and the outcome is good
<lovely> not like this
<Raziel> hahaha
<lovely> you look like you do halfassed work in a halfassed timeframe now
<kage> yes, you should definetly put in half an hour
<kage> so you can photoshop a dog pissing in a lil girl's mouth
<kage> cause you just want it to look good
<kage> is that what it is lovely?
<wellninja> good job kage
<lovely> http://buffer.io/~simon/raziel.jpg
<kage> look at those blurry edges
<lovely> its ok
<lovely> i only spent 3 minutes on it
* GalacticPrick has quit (Signed off)
<lovely> this is exactly the excuse microsoft had for ME
<Raziel> the pic of me was taken by a webcam
<lovely> "we only worked 3m inuets on it"
<Raziel> lol
<Raziel> I was about to comment
<lovely> do you tell your clients that kage ?
<Raziel> "3 million minutes?"
<lovely> yeah you think it sucks?
<kage> no lovely
<lovely> well i only spent 3 minutes on it
<kage> we bill by hour
<kage> we code 3 minutes
<kage> bill 3 days
<kage> obviously
<Naypam> a pinch of nay juice and he'll be ready to fight a war!
<Laiz> Nay sauce
<Laiz> oh man
<Naypam> here's the trick.
<Raziel> how do you make nay juice?
<Raziel> mix whisky and whisky?
<Naypam> requirements: microphone, freezing plate, kettle
<Naypam> I'm telling you Raziel
<Naypam> turn microphone to max and let Naypam speak from it
<Naypam> holf freezing plate above microphone
<Naypam> let boiling water boil ont freezing plaet
<Naypam> suddenly
<Naypam> on plate appears a solid
<Naypam> from my voice
<Naypam> that's nay sauce
<Naypam> now you can eat
<Naypam> and you'll feel better