<Naypam> I've laughed too much in the past 36 hours
<Naypam> I need a completely serious day
<Naypam> super serious
<Naypam> we put our dicks in a guy's drink
<Naypam> he was mad
<Bad> wut
<Naypam> shouldn't have been so maad imo
<Bad> what am I raeding
<Naypam> replied by shitting on a car
<Naypam> he was madder
<Bad> ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
<Bad> why
<Bad> would you put your dick
<Bad> in a drink
<Naypam> because
<Naypam> then they drink it
<Naypam> and you say
<Naypam> "lol I put my dick in your drink"
<Naypam> and they hate
<Naypam> rofl
<Naypam> friend and his brother
<Naypam> brother helps friend onto bonnet of car
<Naypam> he kneels over
<Naypam> shits on the car
<Naypam> family safe campsite
<Naypam> rofl'd
<Naypam> he was not happy
<Naypam> but
<Naypam> got revenge by cumming in his sock
<Raziel> I have overlays waiting for you
<Raziel> :3
<Naypam> :3 is the most useless smile
<Naypam> it doesn't actually convey anything at all
<Naypam> it's just pure superfluoity
<BadFurDay> it does, Naypam
<BadFurDay> it's the furfag smiley
<Raziel> perfect for when I don't want to say anything in particular
<BadFurDay> if you ever noticed, furries always end their phrases with :3
<BadFurDay> ALWAYS
<Raziel> nyan :3
<BadFurDay> when you have some furry faggot popping up on your website
<BadFurDay> you can tell by the :3
<BadFurDay> Raziel: furry
<Raziel> if being in love with your hairy armpits makes me furry so be it
<Wan> HOLY SHIT
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<Wan> qdb is now dank af
<Raziel> ermergerd
<moop> https://gfycat.com/gifs/detail/AllOptimisticFlamingo
<Bad> fuck is this moop
<moop> who knows
<ad13> man if I had a coworker like this guy
<ad13> he'd get fired so quick :D
<Bad> wut
<moop> why would he get fired
<moop> or like
<moop> he gets mad pretty quick
<ad13> I'm catching up on mr. robot
<ad13> the co-worker that keeps being a bro
<ad13> my boss is super feminist and hates guys like that:D
<moop> oh u
<Wan> There's a Lemon curve ad right in front of me
<Wan> Train in 4 minutes
<Wan> Naypam would probably masturbate while waiting
<Wan> And yet I'm here, staring blankly at a lingerie ad because of a FUCKING PUN BASED ON A GORILLA FACE ON A KEY
<Naypam> home time :)
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<Naypam> su.p
<how-hiGh> anyone understands body language?
<how-hiGh> I found out that pussy of my ex-GF was wet several times when we sat in cafe
<moop> man i need to buy a shaving knife
<Naypam> have had multiple relationships of VARYING degrees of severity!
<Naypam> virgin deaths, 2 year relationship, gay
<Naypam> EVERYTHING
<Naypam> I HAVE DONE EVERYTHING
<Naypam> and only 22
<BadFurDay> gay
<BadFurDay> wat
<Naypam> I done a bit of gay
<Bad> They say every moop has a birthmark
<Bad> If you had to get naked with someone to check
<Bad> Who would you pick
<moop> tourettes girl
<Bad> on redditeu I meant
<Bad> loser
<moop> oh
<moop> hmm
<moop> i assume you mean male
<Bad> Obviously
<moop> i assume you want me to say you cuz that's the gayest question i have been asked in my life