QDB

#29
<Naypam> let me get a rough estimate of my lifetime masturbations <Naypam> about 8200 times <Naypam> easily going to hit 10k faps like <Naypam> in the next year or two <Naypam> wonder if I'll hit 100k <Naypam> that would be quite hard <lively> you going to fap 4 times a day nay? <Naypam> no but average now is twice a day <Naypam> used to be 4-5 times a day <Naypam> morning and night, sometimes when I get home from work <BFD|Slave> Naypam: wanker <dux0r> 21900 faps <dux0r> at least <Naypam> rofl <Naypam> god damn that's way more than me <Naypam> even including the age difference <dux0r> 4*365*15 <Naypam> 4 <Naypam> FOUR <lively> 4 <Naypam> I only did 4-5 when I was a teenager <dux0r> i told u i was hardcore mother fuckers
#703
* Wan set the topic to: The S in intel stands for Security * Raziel set the topic to: the s in moop stands for sex <gojira> what's better <gojira> linux or windows? <Raziel> windows has an "s" in it <Raziel> so it's secure <Raziel> QED
#84
<zid> money, in norway, much like salmon, just leaps out at you and lands in your boat
#276
<Raziel> this channel is killing my poetic and creative spirit <Bad`> >your poetic and creative spirit <Bad`> hehehe <Raziel> srs <Bad`> Utoya, by Raziel: « Utoya o aisle of freedom where foreigners were burned like the rice of my heart, my pillow yellows itself as I dare lay my thoughts upon you »
#834
<Phixion> bswf <Phixion> n <Phixion> fw <Phixion> s <Phixion> ...
#301
<how-hiGh> Bad when you'll choose girl to impregnate. Before doing that invite her dad to sauna and check his dick size. If he got a small penis you wouldnt want to spread bad genes, right <how-hiGh> think several moves ahead like Raziel does in chess
#67
<Gloop> YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU <Gloop> SOULJA BOY OFF IN THIS HOOE <lovely> WATCH ME CRANKING WATH ME ROLL <Gloop> NOW WATCH ME <Gloop> YOOOOU <Gloop> CRANK THAT SOULJA BOY <lovely> THEN SUPER MAN THAT HO <Raziel> :| <Raziel> fags
#95
<dux0r> sometimes i lower my seat n pretend im a midget <kage> sometimes nay lowers his seat and pretends to be of normal height. <nonpc> *slowclap*
#763
<moop> holy fuck <moop> i can't order me food <moop> the whole site is double-visioned
#373
<Raziel> haven't had girl problems in 7 years bro <Steele> or a girlfriend