<Bad> OMG THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN SINCE I SAW A MAN GIVE MOUTH TO MOUTH TO A DOG TO SAVE HIS LIFE AND ACTUALLY IT MIGHT BE EVEN BETTER LITERALLY WHERE CAN I BUY THIS RAZIEL I WOULD DRAG MY BALLS THROUGH GLASS IF I HAD TO IF IT MEANT I COULD OWN THIS GADGET
<Steelio> psycho holiday keeps spamming me
<Steelio> he's so fuckin annoying
<moopie> where yo uknow psycho from
<Steelio> i added him cause i recognized him from redditeu
<Steelio> he's annoying
<kage__> thought about getting a webcam for you guys
<kage__> but then decided not to
<kage__> cause i play in my underwear
<happy0> ararararara~
<Raziel> lol
<Ensiferous> kage__: What brand?
<kage__> logitech
<kage__> ofc
<kage__> i only buy logitech peripherals
<kage__> their 1080p webcam
<Ensiferous> kage__: No what brand of underwear?
<garne> gf keeps linking me to ysl stuff
<garne> ok.png
<moop> ysl stuff?
<Valacar> ysl?
<Raziel> ysl?
<garne> ya
<garne> actually want to buy now
<garne> looks nice
<garne> but won't tell her
<Naypam> let me get a rough estimate of my lifetime masturbations
<Naypam> about 8200 times
<Naypam> easily going to hit 10k faps like
<Naypam> in the next year or two
<Naypam> wonder if I'll hit 100k
<Naypam> that would be quite hard
<lively> you going to fap 4 times a day nay?
<Naypam> no but average now is twice a day
<Naypam> used to be 4-5 times a day
<Naypam> morning and night, sometimes when I get home from work
<BFD|Slave> Naypam: wanker
<dux0r> 21900 faps
<dux0r> at least
<Naypam> rofl
<Naypam> god damn that's way more than me
<Naypam> even including the age difference
<dux0r> 4*365*15
<Naypam> 4
<Naypam> FOUR
<lively> 4
<Naypam> I only did 4-5 when I was a teenager
<dux0r> i told u i was hardcore mother fuckers
<Raziel> suddenly penis pain
<garne> you fap too much
<Raziel> fapped too little
<Raziel> that's what
<Valacar> or aids
<dat_eye_-> Valacar
<dat_eye_-> Are you male?
<FredG> I'm like a pig at work
<FredG> with crisps chocolate and coca cola
<moop> in before fat
<moop> FredG: is everything free tho?
<FredG> yes
<Raziel> that's disgusting FredG
<Raziel> get free water and fruit instead
<FredG> no such thing Raziel
<FredG> besides im 1kg
<FredG> why should I care
<Raziel> then ask for it!
<Raziel> you should care because sugary food is bad for your focus and concentration long term
<FredG> oh
<FredG> ok ill call it
<FredG> or whatever
<FredG> dunno anyone except them
<Raziel> rofl
[ the next day ... ]
<FredG> are you assassin
<FredG> symaskin
<Raziel> SYMASKIN
<FredG> symaskinen
<FredG> FUXK
<FredG> sysadmin
<Raziel> FredG are you a symaskin?
<FredG> no
<FredG> I call IT för that
<FredG> even called for fruits...
<FredG> he was mad
<Raziel> rofl
<Raziel> I didn't think you were serious
<Raziel> hahaha
<FredG> :D
<Raziel> actually lol'd
<moop> FredG: how did that talk even go?
<moop> "hello IT i need fruits"
<FredG> no
<moop> "hi, i have a problem. there are no fruits"
<FredG> he said hi that's Adrian from IT, how can I help you fred
<FredG> I said where do I find fruits
<FredG> he said just go to the 2nd floor in the canteen
<FredG> then was like
<FredG> IS THAT ALL
<FredG> I said yes, he hung up
<FredG> was mad
<how-hiGh> I dont care about gheys, but wouldn't shake his hand or let my kids grow among them
<Steele> whats up?
<Steele> i would like to take this moment to thank Bad
<Steele> without whom i would never have realised how minor a form of autism i really had
<ad13> it's like... 1945 on a friday night, and someone put something through my door
[ 5 minutes later ]
<gojira> can we please get clarity
<gojira> what did they put through your door ad13
<ad13> i've not had a look yet
[ 15 minutes later ]
<ad13> sorry, was distracted
<ad13> it's the yellow pages