<moop> mfw when random ad people call me and think i'm a woman because of my voice
<how-hiGh> can someone explain
<how-hiGh> what is this fucking feeling when you point your shower rays right into your butthole
<how-hiGh> it's kinda makes the butthole contract
<Garner> !qdb stretch
<__bot__> https://qdb.lutro.me/78 - <ad13> I love that feeling of realising "urgh, this is going to hurt like fuck", then it gets over the threshold and you're just like me gusta <Bad> I don't. <nonpc> Yeah <nonpc> I LOVE pooping <nonpc> Like <nonpc> that stretching stretchy stretch <nonpc> oh yeah
<Naypam> idk if they have it in how-hiGh
<Naypam> but that feeling is called pleasure
<Naypam> being ass raped by russia 24/7 for decades maybe brings back bad memories tho
<Naypam> after sleepover
<Naypam> went for showher, masturbate on floor
<Naypam> have shower
<Naypam> perfecet
<Naypam> but everybody's done that too
<Naypam> also omg was a party
<Naypam> hot girls and everything
<Naypam> but I masturbated in the toilet
<Naypam> was awesome
<Naypam> then went for a walk with a friend smoking
<Naypam> like a tree
<BFD|Slave> god
<BFD|Slave> this guy
<Naypam> BFD|Slave nightmare
<BFD|Slave> is King Wank
<BFD|Slave> more wanker than a wanker
<kage> what can i say...
<Naypam> yeah but when you'er like 15
<Naypam> you see a leg
<Naypam> FAP FAP FAP
<BFD|Slave> at a party with hot girls
<BFD|Slave> BETTER FAP
<BFD|Slave> what the fuck
<Naypam> well it was after the party had died down
<kage> nay, does haiku know all this ?
<kage> is he gonna wake up one day
<kage> and see you on top of his bed
<kage> masturbating ?
<BFD|Slave> kage: rofl, I can imagine haiku arriving at Naypam's place, and nay going "Yeah so we'll have to share a bunk bed"
<BFD|Slave> With a huge smile on his face
<kage> like the one i'm having right now
<kage> right ?
<BFD|Slave> yes
<BFD|Slave> pretty much
<kage> that would be awesome
<dux0r> =/
<Naypam> it's okay
<Naypam> I'm the master of subtlty
<moop> Fookin Pedro police
<Garner> I was only there for a night ( ͡°╭ ͟ʖ╮͡├┬┴┬┴
<FredG> OOOIOH CHICKEN MY LITTLE ANGEL YOU GET A BIG STAR FÖR THAT BIG STAR AWWW CHICKEN BIG STAR
<moop> wait is diarrhea medicine causes diarrhea or stops diarrhea
<nonpc> hey, dux0r!!!
<nonpc> show your penis
<dux0r> hey nonpc
<dux0r> show vocabulary and intellect
<nonpc> okay!
<nonpc> deal!
<wellborg> nonpc: fast, say something clever
<nonpc> errrr
<nonpc> I like trains
<dux0r> sometimes i lower my seat n pretend im a midget
<kage> sometimes nay lowers his seat and pretends to be of normal height.
<nonpc> *slowclap*
<Naypam> oli would be here
<Naypam> but y'know
<Naypam> Raziel
<Raziel> WAT
<Raziel> you afraid of me stealing her you mean?
<Naypam> what with your massive gay penis?
<Naypam> she's both homophobic and nordophobic
<Raziel> rofl
<Raziel> I'd be ok with having a massive gay penis
<Naypam> sounds pretty gay bro
<Raziel> well yeah the word "gay" is in it
<Raziel> of course it sounds gay
<Garner> Mfw Raziel penis is gay
<Garner> But not him
<Garner> ???(
<Raziel> my penis has a life of its own
<Valacar> a life of a hermit?