<Raziel> you don't know true uphills until you've stood on the... what do you call the escalators without steps? from the schiphol train station
<gojira> stairs...
<BFD|Slave> why are you a faggot Naypam ?
<Naypam> because I eat dick for a living
<how-hiGh> anyone doing cold showers here?
<how-hiGh> it raises testosterone levels
<how-hiGh> brah it really works it seems
<how-hiGh> I wouldn't recommend bullshit to my fellas
<how-hiGh> brb sex drive
<how-hiGh> brb self confidence
<how-hiGh> brb masculinity
<how-hiGh> brb "animalistic instincts"
<Naypam> I can see myself in romania
<Naypam> casually walking home from DH
<Naypam> to the hotel near kage's
<Naypam> and masturbating as I walk
<Naypam> kage going NO
<Naypam> NO
<Naypam> NO NAY NO
<Naypam> and slapping my dick
<Naypam> until it goes soft
<Naypam> and falls off
<Naypam> inb4 raziel floating cars
<Naypam> been practicing on keys for years
<Naypam> can now float keys
<Naypam> cars*
<BadFurDay> what am I reading
<BadFurDay> Naypam you are drunk
<Naypam> Raziel | I have this weird thing where my hand floats one key to the right
<Naypam> wtf does that even bean BadFurDay
<BadFurDay> bean
<Naypam> explain it to me
<zid> Like, I'd rather have a lion bar than sex, most of the time
<Bad> Hm I wonder how rich the guy who created Akamai is
<Bad> >died in 9/11
<Bad> lol
<Raziel> also why is my left arm thicker than my right
<Raziel> https://i.redd.it/a1rzemotstd11.jpg me irl for real
<Bad> Opening up is real nice though
<Bad> You should try some time
<Bad> just gotta be the right people
<moop> reminds me of the time i realized i have a case of diarrhea 10 minutes into a 1h bus ride
<moop> wasn't fun
<moop> VAGIN: vary anxious inhale (for a) nibba