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#418
<how-hiGh> I think I just found anti-fap cure <moop> anti-fap? <moop> what's anti-fap <how-hiGh> okay fap cure <how-hiGh> when you are really horny and can't control yourself anymore <moop> ye <moop> what's the cure <how-hiGh> you already went to the porn site, but the trick is to search for gay porn. It will kill your boner very fast <how-hiGh> already tested several times, always work <how-hiGh> however those things cannot be unseen <moop> this how-hiGh <how-hiGh> but we're grown men, reight?
#762
<Raziel> do you know what's happening to your eyes as it's getting better again? <Raziel> like are parts of the eyeball healing or what <moop> yeah exactly <moop> lazors cut everything out so it takes time to revive <moop> like, everything between the lazor and the part it needs to fix <Raziel> cool that it heals by itself <Bad> >heals by itself <Bad> lol Raziel <Bad> You really think that's how it works <Bad> Read up on judaism <moop> you joke but there are techniques on how to regrow your foreskin <moop> it's like stretching your earlobes but instead you do that with the penis flesh
#701
<moop> wait <moop> hold up <moop> my name is a lie <moop> Anton, mythological son of Hercules created by Mark Antony, and from whom he claimed descent <Raziel> lol <Bad> lmao <Bad> helllll no nigga <Bad> Heracles could walk
#87
< Naypalm> I actually camee on the floor on monday < Naypalm> people walk through that now < Naypalm> it's a good mark
#348
<FredG> my setup works just fine <FredG> just lost my index.html file
#427
<Wan> Would you save cp under the name child_pr0n.tar.gz? <Naypam> I don't use gzip pls <Naypam> would be .xz <Wan> No, with you it's .tar.d
#650
<ad13> Raziel: for bairn, the norwegian equivalent is "barne" apparently <Raziel> barn <Raziel> but this is an english channel <Raziel> english or gtfo <Bad> quoi Raziel <Bad> t'as un problème ? <Bad> tu veux te battre ? <Bad> ptit pd <Bad> norskfag <ad13> hah, even i see the petit pede <Bad> You in front of a mirror ad13 ? <Raziel> lmao
#41
<zid> Like, I'd rather have a lion bar than sex, most of the time
#274
<Phixion> just realized <Phixion> not gonna return to #virginity <Phixion> glad to meet ya
#686
<ad13> just logged in to my email at work <ad13> some guy has accidentally replied to his manager-level "Bottom performing employees" email <ad13> and sent it to the all-employees internal mailing list