<Intergage`> Raziel is a total ladies man.. The fuck Bad`?
<Naypam> also I was so tired last night at like 4am, but I decided to masturbate with a sex toy before going to sleep
<Naypam> anyway fell asleep half way thorugh masturbating
<Raziel> ...
<Naypam> woke up with no covers on, cold, with sex toy on me
<Raziel> serious advice
<Raziel> pull the piss opening apart before starting to take a piss
<Naypam> http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=22079
<Naypam> bought that
<Naypam> looks like a spaceship
<Naypam> gonna fuck it
<Bad> Half autist half sociopath
<Bad> And fully faggot
<Bad> Sounds like average redditeu
<Wan> France emergency state is getting out of hand
<Wan> Even white people have their bags checked
<moop> tried to show muscle to a cute girl here
<moop> she just lold
<moop> she cute tho
<moop> she can lol
<moop> i'll allow it
<garne> wait what
<garne> Is this serious
<moop> ye garne
<moop> but i did it in a cute jokey way
<garne> Bad: please quote this
<Raziel> you know
<Raziel> java were way ahead of their time with JARs
<Raziel> they're basically containers!
<kage> guys
<kage> if you were so morbidly fat
<kage> that you couldn't even jack off yourself
<kage> would you buy a pet and have it suck your dick ?
<kage> food for thought
<fabe> very odd my gf wants to watch champions league and knows all the teams/players
<fabe> that was unexpected
<dux0r> you have a gf?
<dux0r> that is very odd indeed