<how-hiGh> tfw no appartments to smash a girl
<how-hiGh> Bad what to do
<Bad> car
<how-hiGh> no car
<Bad> club toilet
<Bad> hotel room
<how-hiGh> well club toilet is overly slutty thing, isn't it?!
<Bad> or just get an apartment
<how-hiGh> girl with self respect won't do it in toilet
<FredG> any girl would
<how-hiGh> fuaaaark short on money, but gonna rent it
<Bad> can confirm what FredG says
<Bad> for some reason, movies and stuff teach us that men are sex obsessed and women are pure or whatever
<Bad> but women also like sex you know
<Bad> and if they can't have it in an apartment they'll have it in a toilet
<Bad> they're just as desperate for it as we are
<FredG> ^
<how-hiGh> I don't want to do it in toiler, cuz I'll lose respect for her after it
<Bad> rofl
<Bad> you really have massive personal problems with women and purity
<how-hiGh> I do
<Bad> bro
<Bad> I currently can not bring back women to my flat
<Bad> I split with my ex in march, and she's moving out next week
<Bad> so I know your problem with no apartment to smash a girl
<Bad> I gave you answers
<Bad> car, toilet, hotel
<Bad> they all work and don't make it feel like the girl is worse or like you are shit
<Bad> there are no other good answers
<Bad> you'll have to live with it
<how-hiGh> my fav sex positions are horizontal
<Bad> when you don't have a flat to smash in, you can't be picky
<Bad> hotel room solves that problem though
<how-hiGh> yeah but needs money investment
<Bad> then you live the life everyone in the world lives between about 13 and 25 years old
<Bad> and you do it in a toilet
<Bad> having a place to have sex is the main reason why I got myself my own flat super early tbh
<how-hiGh> well gonna rent appartment I think
<Bad> Having your own place is only good things, not a single negative
<Bad> Worth the money and time you invest in it
<how-hiGh> should I rent for 24 hrs or just like 5-6 hrs?
<FredG> wat
<Bad> wat
<how-hiGh> the appartments
<how-hiGh> there is option to rent for a full day or just several hrs
<Bad> what the fuck am I reading
<Bad> you would rent an apartment just to have sex
<Bad> get a cheap hotel room
<how-hiGh> appartment = 1 room flat
<how-hiGh> hotel rooms are more expensive
<Bad> wtf is wrong with your country
<FredG> lol
<Bad> also I laughed at 5-6hrs
<Bad> it's for sex
<FredG> toilet is better
<how-hiGh> appartment I mean 1 room, kitchen, toilet
<Bad> rent for 5 minutes
<FredG> no such thing as self respect loss or whatever
<Bad> I agree with FredG actually
<FredG> even the girls who seem innocnet as fuck or pure as you put it enjoy toilet fucks
<FredG> or cars
<how-hiGh> Bad I don't cum quickly
<how-hiGh> I please my woman
<Bad> implying all women like when it lasts
<how-hiGh> implying all women wait for it to end ASAP?
<Bad> all I gotta say
<Bad> if you don't cum quickly either you didn't have sex many times in your life
<Bad> either you have very poor partners
<Bad> either you need to discover foreplay
<FredG> lol toilet fuck > 1 minute
<FredG> takes like 10 seconds
<Bad> wtf 10 seconds FredG
<Bad> world record for longest toilet fuck is at 2 seconds
<Bad> you're lying
<Bad> one time I lasted more than 1 second I was so proud
<FredG> rofl
<FredG> yeah that w/e
<FredG> same thing
<FredG> point is, it doesn't last a minute or an hour
<how-hiGh> lol @ cumming fast
<how-hiGh> just lol
<how-hiGh> girl won't beg you for more
<Bad> it depends on the girl, how-hiGh
<Bad> some girls like long fucks
<Bad> others get bored if it lasts too long
<Bad> it's almost like every girl is different wow
<Bad> who'd have thought
<how-hiGh> how can she get bored if she gets numerous orgasms?!!
<+how-hiGh> why no one talks with me
<Raziel> in b4 amnesia
<garne> amensia
<garne> amensia
<garne> omfg
<garne> amnesia
<Raziel> we're having a jolly chat about life then suddenly "they're coming top we need more gold coins on the tower and creep the minions moop go mid in 10 seconds we need to zone them out oh shit I'm dying oh wait I'm not oh shit I'm dying oh wait I'm not oh shit I'm dead"
<Raziel> shut the fuck up omg
<Raziel> http://www.screddit.eu/bash.php?429
<Raziel> immortalized!
<nonpc> nu wtf
<nonpc> nuuuu
<nonpc> wtffffff
<nonpc> jesus.
<nonpc> that's not even funny
<nonpc> ok
<nonpc> my mom will shave my head now
<nonpc> gg
<BadFurDay> wat
<nonpc> I SAID GG
<Naypam> ty for the backup kage, I got this
<Naypam> also just masturbated in the toilet
<Raziel> at work
<Naypam> yeah, why would I masturbate in the toilet at home?
<Bad> yeee antisemitism
<kage> me and bfs when i'm in Paris
<kage> bfd*
<BadFurDay> bfs
<BadFurDay> kage has bfs
<BadFurDay> confirmed
<kage> wtf is bfs ?
<BadFurDay> boyfriends
<kage> oh, i have a couple of them
<ganar> "a couple of them"
<kage> yep
< kage> i masturbated in the sink in my highschool's info lab a few times
< kage> started to smell really bad
...
< kage> the funniest thing is
< kage> everyone was fucking smelling my cum
< kage> but had no idea what it waas
<Bad> It took 13 years
<Bad> 13 years
<gojira> wtf is IM
<Bad> For people to realize fervor does nothing in aoe2
<Raziel> wtf is fervor
<Bad> monk +15% move speed
<Bad> It did nothing at all
<Bad> And nobody noticed
<moop> tbh
<moop> 15% is not that much
<Bad> It's huge lol
<gojira> its enough to see
<moop> it's like 5% with some 10%
<moop> +-10%
<Bad> 10% move speed for infantry is a game changer
<Bad> So 15% on monks is huge
<gojira> like human eyes can detect a 10% change
<gojira> sorry
<gojira> human perception
<gojira> you can't detect changes smaller than 10% though
<Raziel> 10% on infantry is noticeable because your infantry can chase down enemy retreating infantry suddenly
<Raziel> monks is way more subtle
<Bad> Still hilarious that it took 13 years to detect
<Raziel> yeah
<gojira> 'detect'
<gojira> one dude in the comments on some subforum
<gojira> 'hey guys i checked its not true'
<moop> tbh i knew it all along
<moop> i just didn't want to say anything
<moop> didn't want to be called a fag
<Bad> moop: fag