<Valacar> i would not want to eat breakfast from his bum
<Raziel> nada vs TOP woo!
<Gloop> nada wins
<Gloop> booo
<Raziel> I know, Gloop
<Raziel> I read the match summary
<Gloop> oh what he did?
<moop> Bad: so did you meet Raziel? did he arrive?
<Wan> nah he's still stuck in belgium
<moop> dang
<moop> poor belgium
<Wan> are you implying that having Raziel in one's country is a setback for said country?
<moop> oh, belgium is a country?
<moop> i thought it was a blokes name
<Bad> Just had a once in a lifetime experience
<Bad> Taking a shit during a hiccup
<Bad> It's so funny
<Bad> Every hiccup makes a bit of shit plop down in the water
<SmegmaShart> Happy0: /part q register
<Fakeziel> I like to smell my dick before I perform autofellatio, also nothing is as exciting to me as the thought of being the victim of a sodomy
<moop> i dont mean to offend u Bad
<moop> but are you michael
<Naypam> http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=22079
<Naypam> bought that
<Naypam> looks like a spaceship
<Naypam> gonna fuck it
<moop> fuck i hate eye checkups
<moop> they put these drops that make your shit wider
<Valacar> eye drops makes your shit wider?
<Valacar> i don't think you applying it correctly tbh
<Valacar> you are*
<+how-hiGh> The sun will set at 5:45 PM.
<+how-hiGh> https://goo.gl/search/What+time+does+the+sun+set
<__bot__> https://goo.gl/search/What => https://www.google.com/search?q=What
<how-hiGh> attention please
<how-hiGh> An old man took his phone to a repair shop, they said nothing was wrong with it.
<how-hiGh> He then responds "then why don't my kids ever call me?" As he looked down and walked away slowly...
<Naypam> how-hiGh: why did the chicken cross the road?
<Naypam> to get away from you
<how-hiGh> :/