<how-hiGh> attention please
<how-hiGh> An old man took his phone to a repair shop, they said nothing was wrong with it.
<how-hiGh> He then responds "then why don't my kids ever call me?" As he looked down and walked away slowly...
<Naypam> how-hiGh: why did the chicken cross the road?
<Naypam> to get away from you
<how-hiGh> :/
<moop> like before that i was fine being misogynistic neckbeard, but ever since they started holocaust denial its just not the same
<kage> guys
<kage> if you were so morbidly fat
<kage> that you couldn't even jack off yourself
<kage> would you buy a pet and have it suck your dick ?
<kage> food for thought
<kage__> thought about getting a webcam for you guys
<kage__> but then decided not to
<kage__> cause i play in my underwear
<happy0> ararararara~
<Raziel> lol
<Ensiferous> kage__: What brand?
<kage__> logitech
<kage__> ofc
<kage__> i only buy logitech peripherals
<kage__> their 1080p webcam
<Ensiferous> kage__: No what brand of underwear?
<moop> holy fuck
<moop> i can't order me food
<moop> the whole site is double-visioned
<Raziel> well if I was making a website from scratch I would use drupal or something
<how-hiGh> so..
<how-hiGh> http://i.imgur.com/KLBVz2C.jpg
<how-hiGh> rate my body/10
<Bad`> how-hiGh: obviously you'd post a picture in underwear
<Bad`> not gay
<Bad`> with visible dick bulge
<how-hiGh> you are so gay looking at that area
<how-hiGh> jesus...
<how-hiGh> should've check quads and pecks
<how-hiGh> dont show this pic to norwegian phaggot
<Bad`> don't worry how-hiGh, I don't think he wants to see it anyway
<Bad`> he's not into that whole closet homosexuality thing you have going on
<how-hiGh> taking selfie in underwear is gay?
<Bad> yo Raziel
<Bad> if you were trying to find where an alcoholic scot collapsed
<Bad> where would you look?
<+Raziel> erm
<+Raziel> anywhere in scotland?
<Bad> no
<Bad> behind bars
<Bad> it's funny because nay is going to jail
<Bad> anyway I gave nay a copy of microsoft outlook so he can write mails to us
<Bad> however
<Bad> it's a TRIAL version
<BFD|Slave> Garner: Let's talk about moop's masturbation habits. He looks at trannies and gay porn, then, once he's about to ejaculate, he grabs his balls tightly and says « no no no no, I'm not allowed to come, I'm heterosexual ». Once the deed is (not) done, he looks for some hetero porn and spends 2h trying to get himself to come, usually only managing it when there's one of those shots from behind where you are exposed to a man's scrot and ass as he does a girl. He then goes on internet forums and IRC channels to tell everyone he's just masturbated, to make himself feel better. They call him a faggot and a homo, but deep inside he knows he never came to gay porn or trannies, and that makes him strictly hetero. He's proud of it. He's the proudest little virgin on the face of the planet.
<Garner> mfw i now have a huge whiteboard at home
<Bad> knowing you it's probably a brownboard but you insist it's white