<ad13> just took a piss and my pee has a strong smell of chicken
<gar> rofl
<gar> i love how the dm writes irrelevant words in capital letters
<gar> the queen JUST died today
<moop> wait gar she did?
<gar> yes
<ad13> fuck you gar, I had a heart attack
<gar> ad13: why
<ad13> you said the queen died
<moop> mfw when random ad people call me and think i'm a woman because of my voice
<Bad> so playing d2 without glasses and I'm tired
<Bad> wtfed when I dropped a legendary kike shield
<Bad> was a kite shield
<Naypalm> used my ex gf's dildo too
<BFD|Slave> Why would you dildo your ass Naypalm
<BFD|Slave> Why
<Naypalm> wondered what it was like
<Naypalm> it was all pink and squishy
<BFD|Slave> And what was it like?
<Naypalm> pretty shit
<Naypam> 6 BO3s per group?
<BadFurDay> yes
<BadFurDay> no
<BadFurDay> wait no wtf
<BadFurDay> wait
<BadFurDay> yes
<Raziel> I'm no tits professional I'm just an amateur
<how-hiGh> Bad when you'll choose girl to impregnate. Before doing that invite her dad to sauna and check his dick size. If he got a small penis you wouldnt want to spread bad genes, right
<how-hiGh> think several moves ahead like Raziel does in chess
<Raziel> sc2ranks also says he's gm 2v2
<Raziel> which isn't possible
<BadFurDay> it is
<BadFurDay> desrow so fat he counts as two players when soloing
<nonpc> I would love to be in lovely :)