QDB

#366
<__bot__> [anlutro/qdb] New commit to master by anlutro: add some very basic antispam - https://github.com/anlutro/qdb/commit/3bf54fc22b <FredG> autismpam? <FredG> ah nvm <FredG> read that wrong
#801
<Bad> Aurélie is ultra mad at me <Bad> Apparently she went to bed around 3am <Bad> I was in the middle of the bed so she tried to push me to the side <Bad> And then apparently as I was being pushed I let out the longest loudest and smelliest fart she'd ever heard in her life <Bad> And she had to open the windows and leave the bedroom for 10 minutes <Bad> Now she's mad
#63
* Marco__ has joined #redditeu <Marco__> hello world <Raziel> o_o <Juno> POLO <Marco__> i found you <Raziel> did you now <Raziel> and who would you be <Marco__> sure did <nonpc> Marco__, touch his private parts now
#52
<nonpc> hey, dux0r!!! <nonpc> show your penis <dux0r> hey nonpc <dux0r> show vocabulary and intellect <nonpc> okay! <nonpc> deal! <wellborg> nonpc: fast, say something clever <nonpc> errrr <nonpc> I like trains
#721
<Raziel> oh no <Raziel> I forgot to buy butter <moop> quick, notify the media <moop> butter shortage localized entirely in your home <moop> and nobody can see it <Raziel> frying onions in olive oil just isn't the same <moop> i thought olive oil isn't made for frying
#404
<moop> 11:13 <Bad> Reached 3+ years uptime on a Vista machine <moop> this is a lie <Bad> moop I have ThArGos as a witness :D <Bad> He was trying to kill it any way he could <moop> when windows loves to randomly restart itself because of updates <Bad> I have updates disabled <Bad> Always had <moop> then you had viruses Bad <Bad> I don't download or install retarded shit <moop> >says doesn't download retarded shit <moop> >downloaded all of under the dome
#50
<kage> another pvp another win <kage> this one was quite close though <kage> closer than i wanted <BadFurDay> sounds very gay * BadFurDay puts his dick closer to kage than he'd want to <Raziel> lol <Raziel> I'm imagining BadFurDay finding his compass, google maps, finding out which direction romania is, moving his chair slightly in that direction and sticking his crotch out <BadFurDay> Raziel: I know which direction romania is and I already did
#150
<Happy0> Naypam: the news is that thatcher died in response to you returning to the country <Happy0> uglad?
#19
<BadFurDay> mice <nonpc> mouses <BadFurDay> I don't want, nonpc, it's a good mouse :D <BadFurDay> mice <Laizkiz> Having your English corrected by a French person is the worst thing that can happen. <Laizkiz> sucks2bu cableguy <nonpc> haha <zid> mouses <zid> is correct <zid> the french guy is just wrong <nonpc> o/ <Laizkiz> :O <zid> The online Oxford Dictionaries entry for mouse states the plural for the small rodent is mice, while the plural for the small computer connected device is either mice or mouses. <Laizkiz> :O <Laizkiz> TIL <Laizkiz> LOL <Laizkiz> FRENCHFAG WAS WRONG <nonpc> POW <Laizkiz> h33h33 <zid> ofc, he's french <zid> that's his job <zid> to be wrong, but be arrogant about it <Laizkiz> BadFurDay, here's your white flag, you know what to do. <kage_> FATALITY <kage_> ZID WINS
#185
<kage> but you know <kage> it was fun being able to easily unzip during class <kage> and showing people my junk <kage> it's true <kage> i'm like calling people half way across the class <kage> and showing them my junk <kage> and laughing like a maniac <BFD|Slave> rofl <kage> worst was when you were noticed by the professor <kage> and <kage> you needed to stand up <kage> unzipped <kage> or you could zip <kage> but he'd notice