* Wan set the topic to: The S in intel stands for Security
* Raziel set the topic to: the s in moop stands for sex
<gojira> what's better
<gojira> linux or windows?
<Raziel> windows has an "s" in it
<Raziel> so it's secure
<Raziel> QED
<Bad> Walking after 30m running on a treadmill
<Bad> Walked into a wall
<Bad> Hurt my dick
<Bad> Sigh
<Naypam> let me get a rough estimate of my lifetime masturbations
<Naypam> about 8200 times
<Naypam> easily going to hit 10k faps like
<Naypam> in the next year or two
<Naypam> wonder if I'll hit 100k
<Naypam> that would be quite hard
<lively> you going to fap 4 times a day nay?
<Naypam> no but average now is twice a day
<Naypam> used to be 4-5 times a day
<Naypam> morning and night, sometimes when I get home from work
<BFD|Slave> Naypam: wanker
<dux0r> 21900 faps
<dux0r> at least
<Naypam> rofl
<Naypam> god damn that's way more than me
<Naypam> even including the age difference
<dux0r> 4*365*15
<Naypam> 4
<Naypam> FOUR
<lively> 4
<Naypam> I only did 4-5 when I was a teenager
<dux0r> i told u i was hardcore mother fuckers
<Naypam> funny story related to penises
<Naypam> took off my watch and masturbated at like 8am this morning
<Naypam> fell asleep
<Naypam> slept on my watch
<Naypam> woke up with watch mark on my bum
<Naypam> true story
<Twipply> I think Bool can take the GSL4 no problem
<Boolton> You haven't heard? I qualified already, flying over there tomorrow morning
<Twipply> You guys should all watch his replay and ignore my half entirely
<Twipply> Especially Raziel and Vequeth
<Twipply> 'cause they're like
<Twipply> manly ops
<Twipply> Yeah
<Twipply> Be brutal as well
<Bad> you are so entertaining how-hiGh
<how-hiGh> why I have no friends then lol
<Raziel> Why is lesbian porn so much better than gay porn? Srs
<Naypam> I was reading that askreddit thread the other day
<Naypam> people had masturbated to inanimate objects :(
<Naypam> I've not done that :(
<Naypam> I feel left out
<Naypam> like a chair
<Naypam> or a desk
<Naypam> :'(
<Raziel> morning
<Bad> fuck off and die Raziel
<Bad> nobody talks during those mornings
<Bad> those where you wake up with a poo emergency
<Bad> which leaves no time for a shower
<Bad> I feel so dirty
<Bad> I want to die
<Raziel> REMIND ME AGAIN WHY I CAME BACK TO THIS SHITHOLE OF WISPY BEARDED POT SMOKING FAT FAGCUNT BITCOIN WORSHIPPERS WHO OBSESS OVER ME AND MAKE A SPORT OUT OF DRIVING ME INSANE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA