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#93
<nonpc> Was at her place yesturday <nonpc> Damn, it is all like so fucking strange <nonpc> Em.. We just sat, drank some tea <nonpc> I stroked her hair, face <nonpc> and stuff <nonpc> it was pretty calm shit <nonpc> She almost showed me her underwear because it was all pink <nonpc> Later on, I checked out her underwear still. <nonpc> She decided to hide from me <nonpc> while I went to pee <nonpc> and then I found her <nonpc> and she was like <nonpc> "what are you doing" <nonpc> and I was like <nonpc> derp <nonpc> and checked out the underwear <nonpc> it was nice <nonpc> and cute <nonpc> Some times I would like turn her face to me <nonpc> and talk stuff <nonpc> and then say <nonpc> "dont worry, I'm not going to try and kiss you" <nonpc> so she feels better <nonpc> :D <Raziel> YOU would turn her head to you? <nonpc> yes <nonpc> force that <nonpc> It also btw <nonpc> came to that that <nonpc> she told me she woudnt like to be choked <nonpc> we tried it <nonpc> I had her in a head lock
#332
<Raziel> the barber I was at trimmed my eyebrows <Raziel> feels weird
#660
<Naypam> I once got a reacharound from a gay but I didn't get hard so it didn't work <Naypam> part of the bits of gay I've done <Naypam> ate someone's smegma too but that's another story
#57
<Fogge> Last Christmas we gave the norwegian dude in our master's class a pound of butter to bring home over christmas <Fogge> Kid almost started crying
#139
<Raziel> I have overlays waiting for you <Raziel> :3 <Naypam> :3 is the most useless smile <Naypam> it doesn't actually convey anything at all <Naypam> it's just pure superfluoity <BadFurDay> it does, Naypam <BadFurDay> it's the furfag smiley <Raziel> perfect for when I don't want to say anything in particular <BadFurDay> if you ever noticed, furries always end their phrases with :3 <BadFurDay> ALWAYS <Raziel> nyan :3 <BadFurDay> when you have some furry faggot popping up on your website <BadFurDay> you can tell by the :3 <BadFurDay> Raziel: furry <Raziel> if being in love with your hairy armpits makes me furry so be it
#157
<moop> like 9pm my flight is I think <moop> oh no, flight on 11th at 13am <moop> er <moop> pm
#151
<Naypam> we actually put out buckets <Naypam> when it rains <Naypam> indoors <Naypam> :|
#551
<Raziel> are you currently pooing? <garne> yes <Raziel> you're typing very fast for being on the phone <Raziel> did you bring your desktop computer to the bathroom? <garne> laptop <garne> :D
#408
<Naypam> I are confus <Naypam> why is ansible finding files in the glob that don't exist <Raziel> you're running it on the wrong server!! <Raziel> rip your devops career <Naypam> I am not! <Naypam> and it's running on both hypervisors anyway <Naypam> somehow on both of them finding a file that's not there <Naypam> ahhhhh <Naypam> my life <Naypam> fuck you ansible <Naypam> wtb chef/salt/slaughter <Bad> Scots 'Sheldon Cooper' admits inability to use ansible during Raziel sting <Bad> btw Naypam when you figure out the problem tell us <Bad> I'm curious <Bad> Might learn something from it <Naypam> oh wait no Raziel is correct <Naypam> my bad <Naypam> was on my local computer * Naypam facedesk <Naypam> https://github.com/ansible/ansible/issues/10115#issuecomment-71756883
#110
<kage> also i suck cock rofl