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#80
<Naypam> suck <Naypam> my <Naypam> duck
#8
<dux0r> I've just added Princess Diana as a friend on the Xbox <dux0r> I don't think she has any games for it though, because she's always on the dashboard.
#716
<Bad> Hm I wonder how rich the guy who created Akamai is <Bad> >died in 9/11 <Bad> lol
#122
<kage> http://i3.minus.com/ibvvdSalngwckY.jpg <kage> oh content aware fill <kage> you so good <Raziel> ;P <GalacticPrick> LOL very nice <lovely> that's the worst photoshop yet kage <lovely> you can still the fucking pole <lovely> just blurred <lovely> >-< <kage> the shit nigga, you spend more than 3 minutes on it <lovely> so <lovely> you fuck girls for 2 minutes <lovely> because its good <lovely> no <lovely> you put effort in it <lovely> and the outcome is good <lovely> not like this <Raziel> hahaha <lovely> you look like you do halfassed work in a halfassed timeframe now <kage> yes, you should definetly put in half an hour <kage> so you can photoshop a dog pissing in a lil girl's mouth <kage> cause you just want it to look good <kage> is that what it is lovely? <wellninja> good job kage <lovely> http://buffer.io/~simon/raziel.jpg <kage> look at those blurry edges <lovely> its ok <lovely> i only spent 3 minutes on it * GalacticPrick has quit (Signed off) <lovely> this is exactly the excuse microsoft had for ME <Raziel> the pic of me was taken by a webcam <lovely> "we only worked 3m inuets on it" <Raziel> lol <Raziel> I was about to comment <lovely> do you tell your clients that kage ? <Raziel> "3 million minutes?" <lovely> yeah you think it sucks? <kage> no lovely <lovely> well i only spent 3 minutes on it <kage> we bill by hour <kage> we code 3 minutes <kage> bill 3 days <kage> obviously
#211
<Garner> hmm make svXhVLnwF47UaqfAgYgJ <Garner> sense*
#159
<dux0r> You know the stick Ent in LOTR that gets set on fire then pushed over with the water? <dux0r> That's Naypam <dux0r> Skinny as a fuckin stick and 2 miles tall
#840
<gar> why am i listening to chris brown <Bad> gar: you are autistic <gar> yeah <gar> it's so shit <gar> but it's playing <gar> and i cba removing <gar> actually it's ok ish
#727
<Valacar> Phixion gets a "good morning" and all i get is "fuck off Valacar"... i liked the world more when germans were the mortal enemies of france -!- Valacar has quit [Signed off]
#427
<Wan> Would you save cp under the name child_pr0n.tar.gz? <Naypam> I don't use gzip pls <Naypam> would be .xz <Wan> No, with you it's .tar.d
#117
<Naypam> true story: I came in my own eye once