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#766
<how-hiGh> are you raised on a farm bad? <Bad> No but my sister owns a farm <how-hiGh> cause you sure know how to rise my cock
#52
<nonpc> hey, dux0r!!! <nonpc> show your penis <dux0r> hey nonpc <dux0r> show vocabulary and intellect <nonpc> okay! <nonpc> deal! <wellborg> nonpc: fast, say something clever <nonpc> errrr <nonpc> I like trains
#334
<Valacar> i wonder what moon penumbra is <Valacar> oh right i see what it is
#433
<Naypalm> This game is tighter than Raziel's ass tho <Raziel> my ass isn't that tight Naypalm <Raziel> because I'm gay
#70
<Naypam> fuck this <Naypam> I am so mad right now [ Five minutes later ] <Naypam> never been mad bro
#3
<Twipply> I think Bool can take the GSL4 no problem <Boolton> You haven't heard? I qualified already, flying over there tomorrow morning <Twipply> You guys should all watch his replay and ignore my half entirely <Twipply> Especially Raziel and Vequeth <Twipply> 'cause they're like <Twipply> manly ops <Twipply> Yeah <Twipply> Be brutal as well
#828
<Bad> so playing d2 without glasses and I'm tired <Bad> wtfed when I dropped a legendary kike shield <Bad> was a kite shield
#27
<Naypam> I was at this party when I was 17 <Naypam> and my friend's parents were gone <Naypam> and they had this marble egg <Naypam> size of an egg <lively> oh god <Naypam> so one guy <Naypam> puts the egg in a condom <nonpc> oh god <Naypam> puts it in his ass <Naypam> then pulls it out <Naypam> and starts chasing people with it <Naypam> was so funny <lively> WHAT <nonpc> wat <Naypam> him standing on the table <Naypam> middle of the room <Naypam> trousers round knees <Naypam> with egg up his ass <Naypam> it was fucking terrifying <Naypam> he chased us around the village <Naypam> party with 20 people <Naypam> all running thhrough the streets <Naypam> with a guy with a shit covered egg in a condom chasing us <Naypam> scariest day of my life
#204
<moop> why is 6 afraid of 7 <Garner> because 7 8 9 <Raziel> because 7 is a libertarian who won't shut up about his political agenda?
#636
<Raziel> god damn <Raziel> is there anything worse than bread becoming deformed in the shopping bag because you stacked things wrong? <Raziel> there probably is <Raziel> BUT NOT RIGHT NOW