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#298
<Bad> I just had the worst adventurer ever. space I woke up with the need to shit and I was asleep seized so after shitting I wiped my ass with my sleeping boxer briefs now it's 1 a.m. and I'm busy washing shit away from my underwear also text to speech to text seems to be working well
#33
<Naypam> after sleepover <Naypam> went for showher, masturbate on floor <Naypam> have shower <Naypam> perfecet <Naypam> but everybody's done that too <Naypam> also omg was a party <Naypam> hot girls and everything <Naypam> but I masturbated in the toilet <Naypam> was awesome <Naypam> then went for a walk with a friend smoking <Naypam> like a tree <BFD|Slave> god <BFD|Slave> this guy <Naypam> BFD|Slave nightmare <BFD|Slave> is King Wank <BFD|Slave> more wanker than a wanker <kage> what can i say... <Naypam> yeah but when you'er like 15 <Naypam> you see a leg <Naypam> FAP FAP FAP <BFD|Slave> at a party with hot girls <BFD|Slave> BETTER FAP <BFD|Slave> what the fuck <Naypam> well it was after the party had died down <kage> nay, does haiku know all this ? <kage> is he gonna wake up one day <kage> and see you on top of his bed <kage> masturbating ? <BFD|Slave> kage: rofl, I can imagine haiku arriving at Naypam's place, and nay going "Yeah so we'll have to share a bunk bed" <BFD|Slave> With a huge smile on his face <kage> like the one i'm having right now <kage> right ? <BFD|Slave> yes <BFD|Slave> pretty much <kage> that would be awesome <dux0r> =/ <Naypam> it's okay <Naypam> I'm the master of subtlty
#761
<gojira> ok so <gojira> want to know how retarded i am? <Bad> Oh nice, you're alive <gojira> i've never failed this hard in my life <gojira> yea <gojira> my operation is the 18th <gojira> not the 16th <gojira> ...... <Raziel> LOL <Bad> lmao <Bad> good one <gojira> they had to prescribe me extra meds <gojira> because i had already taken them all <gojira> and not eaten for 24 hours <gojira> etc <gojira> MOTHERFUCKER
#175
< Naypam > the guy's scottish is too thick to understand
#560
<Naypam> oh god <Naypam> can't remember where it was <Naypam> I was leaving someone's flat <Naypam> sprayed my underarms with shoe polish <Naypam> was absolute pain like wtf is in that god damn
#95
<dux0r> sometimes i lower my seat n pretend im a midget <kage> sometimes nay lowers his seat and pretends to be of normal height. <nonpc> *slowclap*
#24
<BFD|Slave> When you're having a drink outside <BFD|Slave> And a wasp gets into your drink <BFD|Slave> And starts acting mad <BFD|Slave> omg <BFD|Slave> OMG <BFD|Slave> Your drink is RUINED <BFD|Slave> And you're scared shitless that it'll come out and sting the first thing it sees <BFD|Slave> But everyone else is all "yeah okay it's just an insect, chill man" <BFD|Slave> But it's a FUCKING WASP YOU CUNTS
#451
<Raziel> ayy team cancelled and didn't tell me <Raziel> rip <Raziel> well <Raziel> this means I can go to bed early <moop> Raziel: called it <moop> knew this shit gonna happen <__bot__> Quote pending approval! <__bot__> New quote approved! https://qdb.lutro.me/450 <Raziel> wow moop <Raziel> didn't think you actually meant it when you said you called it <moop> jokes on u nigga that first message is a lie — moop master faker <Raziel> WHAT <moop> bro <moop> me sending that message on 13:37? <Raziel> now I have to check <Raziel> you fucker <moop> rekt
#34
<Naypam> I'd fuck raziel if I had to <Naypam> he looks okay
#573
<garne> fuck sake <garne> my shampoo is 250ml and my sunscreen is 150ml <garne> MAD