<moop> Bad: so did you meet Raziel? did he arrive?
<Wan> nah he's still stuck in belgium
<moop> dang
<moop> poor belgium
<Wan> are you implying that having Raziel in one's country is a setback for said country?
<moop> oh, belgium is a country?
<moop> i thought it was a blokes name
<moop> fuck qdb
<moop> rewatching a designated survivor scene for the third time because i was too busy reading qdb
<moop> and rofling
<nonpc> guys, wait
<nonpc> maybe a decent release of the new twilight is out
<nonpc> ah yeeee
<lovely> Raziel: Guess what I tested today.
<Raziel> programming in visual basic
<lovely> No.
<lovely> If my phone is waterproof.
<Raziel> did you test it on purpose?
<lovely> More a spur of the moment thing.
<Raziel> I take that as a no
<Raziel> so
<Raziel> what was the test result?
<lovely> It's not waterproof.
<Raziel> interesting
<lovely> Yeah.
<Naypam> a pinch of nay juice and he'll be ready to fight a war!
<Laiz> Nay sauce
<Laiz> oh man
<Naypam> here's the trick.
<Raziel> how do you make nay juice?
<Raziel> mix whisky and whisky?
<Naypam> requirements: microphone, freezing plate, kettle
<Naypam> I'm telling you Raziel
<Naypam> turn microphone to max and let Naypam speak from it
<Naypam> holf freezing plate above microphone
<Naypam> let boiling water boil ont freezing plaet
<Naypam> suddenly
<Naypam> on plate appears a solid
<Naypam> from my voice
<Naypam> that's nay sauce
<Naypam> now you can eat
<Naypam> and you'll feel better
<Raziel> fuck sleep
<Raziel> ima play video games
(next day)
<Raziel> man
<Raziel> that is the worst night's sleep I've had in a long time
<Wan> There's a Lemon curve ad right in front of me
<Wan> Train in 4 minutes
<Wan> Naypam would probably masturbate while waiting
<Wan> And yet I'm here, staring blankly at a lingerie ad because of a FUCKING PUN BASED ON A GORILLA FACE ON A KEY
<Bad> >implying there is a too far regarding sex
<Naypam> kinda true Bad but then there's things like mdma sex where you never cum
<Bad> yeah drugs is the too far there
<Bad> I love how Naypam calls people prissy
<Bad> but he is a fucking flower of the highest order
<Bad> you're a flower Naypam
<Bad> that's what
<Raziel> omfg what was that
<Raziel> my entire irssi froze
<Raziel> held down ctrl and pressed random buttons
<Raziel> that fixed it.
<Raziel> I am so good
<gojira> senior developer