<nonpc> I would love to be in lovely :)
<Naypam> oli would be here
<Naypam> but y'know
<Naypam> Raziel
<Raziel> WAT
<Raziel> you afraid of me stealing her you mean?
<Naypam> what with your massive gay penis?
<Naypam> she's both homophobic and nordophobic
<Raziel> rofl
<Raziel> I'd be ok with having a massive gay penis
<Naypam> sounds pretty gay bro
<Raziel> well yeah the word "gay" is in it
<Raziel> of course it sounds gay
<Garner> Mfw Raziel penis is gay
<Garner> But not him
<Garner> ???(
<Raziel> my penis has a life of its own
<Valacar> a life of a hermit?
<__bot__> New quote approved! https://qdb.lutro.me/535
<gar> the key point of this quote
<gar> is i didn't specify who will grab your dick
<gar> merely said someone will
<gar> and i guarantee it
<gar> :-)
<gar> can be guy, girl, police, ambulance, psychiatric ward
<gar> :----)
<gar> wtf ward grabbing your dick
<gar> a psychiatric ward grabbing your dick
<gar> i am dying
<Bad`> this is on /r/all as « foodporn » https://i.imgur.com/EdO7v0V.jpg
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<how-hiGh> Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal
<how-hiGh> and I'm being one hundred percent serious.
<moop> how-hiGh: what are you on about
<how-hiGh> Sorry we dont cook shit that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious
<how-hiGh> gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously..
<how-hiGh> dont eever potst your fuking families poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.
<kage_> nigga nigga bitch nigga
<kage_> nigga fried chicken nigga
<kage_> watermelon nigga
<kage_> nigga nigga
<kage_> bitch nigga
<kage_> nigga
<moop> racismeu
<kage_> white women
<kage_> titties
<kage_> ass
<Raziel> no need to refactor __bot__ or qdb luckily
<Raziel> it's already perfect.
<Naypam> failed the interview to pick things off the street
<Naypam> how bad can you possibly be :D
<Raziel> maybe you were overqualified?
<Naypam> of course not
<Bad> Raziel: The only job Naypam is overqualified for is sucking dick
* BadFurDay has joined #redditeu
<BadFurDay> god damn
<BadFurDay> I need anger management courses
<BadFurDay> there was a trio of little fucks in the bus who were talking about skiddy shit
<BadFurDay> gloating about how they were pissing off their teachers by giving their homework in password protected tar.gz
<BadFurDay> gloating about how they could crack the passes of their school's computers in 20 seconds
<BadFurDay> and making plans about how they'd best piss off their teachers next
<BadFurDay> of note: "tar.gz is like, the best troll, because you can like, only open it on linux"
<BadFurDay> I exploded at the little fucks and put them back in place
<BadFurDay> they looked all ruined and mad
<BadFurDay> but then people in the bus got even madder
<BadFurDay> and asked me to step out
<BadFurDay> had to walk home ffs
<Valacar> is how-hiGh serious about the stuff he says must be the biggest mystery of our era
<Bad> I thought Captain America was like 1h too long
<Bad> But many scenes in this trailer aren't even in the movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbayiPxkUMM
<Bad> Clearly it was even longer in first cut
<Bad> Oh wait that's not the same captain america