<FredG> I'm like a pig at work
<FredG> with crisps chocolate and coca cola
<moop> in before fat
<moop> FredG: is everything free tho?
<FredG> yes
<Raziel> that's disgusting FredG
<Raziel> get free water and fruit instead
<FredG> no such thing Raziel
<FredG> besides im 1kg
<FredG> why should I care
<Raziel> then ask for it!
<Raziel> you should care because sugary food is bad for your focus and concentration long term
<FredG> oh
<FredG> ok ill call it
<FredG> or whatever
<FredG> dunno anyone except them
<Raziel> rofl
[ the next day ... ]
<FredG> are you assassin
<FredG> symaskin
<Raziel> SYMASKIN
<FredG> symaskinen
<FredG> FUXK
<FredG> sysadmin
<Raziel> FredG are you a symaskin?
<FredG> no
<FredG> I call IT för that
<FredG> even called for fruits...
<FredG> he was mad
<Raziel> rofl
<Raziel> I didn't think you were serious
<Raziel> hahaha
<FredG> :D
<Raziel> actually lol'd
<moop> FredG: how did that talk even go?
<moop> "hello IT i need fruits"
<FredG> no
<moop> "hi, i have a problem. there are no fruits"
<FredG> he said hi that's Adrian from IT, how can I help you fred
<FredG> I said where do I find fruits
<FredG> he said just go to the 2nd floor in the canteen
<FredG> then was like
<FredG> IS THAT ALL
<FredG> I said yes, he hung up
<FredG> was mad
<garne> was licking my lips cos dry
<garne> but also this girl was looking at me
<garne> but i was staring too, but only stared as i was doing something
<Raziel> lmao
<garne> as in i didnt move my eyes because im doing something else
<garne> the look on her face
<garne> its like when you stare ar someone but youre thinking or daydreaming
<garne> :(
<Naypam> have had multiple relationships of VARYING degrees of severity!
<Naypam> virgin deaths, 2 year relationship, gay
<Naypam> EVERYTHING
<Naypam> I HAVE DONE EVERYTHING
<Naypam> and only 22
<BadFurDay> gay
<BadFurDay> wat
<Naypam> I done a bit of gay
<moop> like before that i was fine being misogynistic neckbeard, but ever since they started holocaust denial its just not the same
<Bad> I love how Naypam calls people prissy
<Bad> but he is a fucking flower of the highest order
<Bad> you're a flower Naypam
<Bad> that's what
<Naypam> awwwwwwwwwww what the fuck my boss
<Naypam> inb4 "raziel"
<BFD|Slave> "raziel"
<Raziel> wat
<Naypam> my teeth feel really clean
<Naypam> interesting
<Raziel> nada vs TOP woo!
<Gloop> nada wins
<Gloop> booo
<Raziel> I know, Gloop
<Raziel> I read the match summary
<Gloop> oh what he did?
<Raziel> REMIND ME AGAIN WHY I CAME BACK TO THIS SHITHOLE OF WISPY BEARDED POT SMOKING FAT FAGCUNT BITCOIN WORSHIPPERS WHO OBSESS OVER ME AND MAKE A SPORT OUT OF DRIVING ME INSANE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<Garner> Raziel tu veu bé🐭🍗🐰🐽?
<Garner> bézer* wtf
<Garner> did I just type
<Garner> I see a rabbit
<Garner> a chicken leg
<Garner> a rabbit
<Garner> and a pig
<moop> Raziel: probably you have some tiny asshole that is hard to spot