<kage> guys
<kage> if you were so morbidly fat
<kage> that you couldn't even jack off yourself
<kage> would you buy a pet and have it suck your dick ?
<kage> food for thought
<moop> i will use this excuse for the next 5 years
<moop> accidentally grab girl tits
<moop> imma be like "sry baby i had roids"
<moop> and she be like "hemorhoids?"
<moop> and i'll be like "no... the manly stuff... come on you know"
<moop> "the ball shrinking thing?"
<moop> "yeah, you got it"
<Raziel> me and Garner were moop's two assholes
<Bad> As Naypam started fondling my balls, I started touching his chin to finally discover what a beard feels like. Sadly, him sharing my stubble issue, all I was left with was elusive dreams of romance with Bad.
<Bad> I pushed Naypam over on the bed, removed his shitty oversized trousers, and let his lil cock slide in my mouth. As per australian tradition, my finger made its way towards his anus. Strangely, he seemed to welcome it.
<Bad> As the rowdiness of the act grew, I realized that my life would never be fulfilled until I got my hands on Bad, his legendary member being the only key that would ever unlock my road to pleasure.
<Bad> I sighed, closed my eyes, thought as hard as I could of Dustin Browder, and came.
<Bad> To be continued once I replenish my creativity reserves by writing more Laravel code.
<Bad> truest lines of 2017
<Bad> 22:35:21 <Raziel> I'm retarded
<Raziel> lines?
<Raziel> that's just 1 line
<fabe> exerything need c, to this day it still the only truely cross platform language
<Juno> wut
<Juno> whats address and port
<Juno> Naypam Raziel2p lovely
<Raziel2p> squareownz.org 64738
<Juno> [16:30:38] Server connection failed: The remote host closed the connection.
<Raziel2p> b&
<Naypam> no it didn
<Naypam> 64738
<Naypam> weird
<Juno> password?
<Naypam> none
<Laizkiz> cunt1337
<Raziel2p> try changing your username
<Naypam> there is no password and don't use a registered username
<Juno> [16:34:12] Server connection failed: The remote host closed the connection
<Juno> user name is zxsdcvkihbszdiyvb
<Juno> doubt anyone using that
<Laizkiz> Juno l2mumble
<Juno> unless hes russian
<Naypam> Juno is of noob
<Juno> oh nvm
<Juno> wrong program
<lively> i like ball licking
<garne> how can the game have multiple orgasms!?
<garne> should be long and slow
<Naypam> have had multiple relationships of VARYING degrees of severity!
<Naypam> virgin deaths, 2 year relationship, gay
<Naypam> EVERYTHING
<Naypam> I HAVE DONE EVERYTHING
<Naypam> and only 22
<BadFurDay> gay
<BadFurDay> wat
<Naypam> I done a bit of gay