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#19
<BadFurDay> mice <nonpc> mouses <BadFurDay> I don't want, nonpc, it's a good mouse :D <BadFurDay> mice <Laizkiz> Having your English corrected by a French person is the worst thing that can happen. <Laizkiz> sucks2bu cableguy <nonpc> haha <zid> mouses <zid> is correct <zid> the french guy is just wrong <nonpc> o/ <Laizkiz> :O <zid> The online Oxford Dictionaries entry for mouse states the plural for the small rodent is mice, while the plural for the small computer connected device is either mice or mouses. <Laizkiz> :O <Laizkiz> TIL <Laizkiz> LOL <Laizkiz> FRENCHFAG WAS WRONG <nonpc> POW <Laizkiz> h33h33 <zid> ofc, he's french <zid> that's his job <zid> to be wrong, but be arrogant about it <Laizkiz> BadFurDay, here's your white flag, you know what to do. <kage_> FATALITY <kage_> ZID WINS
#181
<Naypam> pretty sure you can? I think BBC Radio is free worldwide <lovely> We don't pay our tv costs Naypam. <lovely> So they might send inspectors after us. <Naypam> haha, the BBC? <BadFurDay> rofl BBC inspectors <BadFurDay> They would be all like « you wot m8 » <lovely> YOU WOT M8 <lovely> NAE LICENSE!? <lovely> AGAINST THE WALL <BadFurDay> Exactly how I picture it <lovely> With their top hats. <lovely> And bobby uniforms. <lovely> And they'll haul a red phone booth with them. <lovely> And ride a double decker bus. <Naypam> omfg it's not like that at all <Naypam> they write you a letter <BadFurDay> yes Naypam, that's the first step <Naypam> then apparently come and check and say "let us in" <Naypam> and you say "no" <BadFurDay> a letter handwritten by the queen <Naypam> and then they can't come back <Naypam> because they have no actual authority <BadFurDay> then the double deck bus arrives <BadFurDay> with the guards <BadFurDay> and their marge simpson hats <lovely> only the guards cant move BadFurDay <lovely> so they just stand there <lovely> in silence <Naypam> omg <Naypam> not even like that <Naypam> wtf <BadFurDay> wow Naypam are you even british? <BadFurDay> scotland is part of queen's land <lovely> while they eat a "pie" <BadFurDay> Hopefully under an umbrella <lovely> MY DEAR OLD CHAP, NAE LICENSE!? <lovely> BRING IN THE GUARDS! <lovely> And they just stand there.
#723
13:37 <Bad> 1337 13:38 <Raziel> 1337 13:38 <Raziel> NO
#6
<x78> streamin' again <dux0r> steamin' again <kage_> swimin' again <gx> pissin' again <Hoitrix> guessin' again <Wartorn> missin' again
#430
<ad13> wanna play overwatch <ad13> but need to learn about scalability for amazon job :( <Valacar> scalability is that theories have differing scalabilities between individual-organization-institution-state and in <Valacar> +supranational <Valacar> there <Valacar> now you can play overwatch <ad13> wat
#49
<Juno> the bash quotes thing sucks anyway <Juno> no good ones
#847
<fredosan> penis size matters <fredosan> sorry <Phixion> im fine <Phixion> I measured <fredosan> at work? <fredosan> nice <Phixion> pro of being alone in the office <fredosan> no cctv? <Phixion> nope <fredosan> nice <Phixion> would break ashitton of laws iirc <Phixion> having cctv that is <fredosan> ;-) <Phixion> dick out is fine <fredosan> they won’t see <fredosan> it’s ok
#384
<ad13> gojira is a french heavy metal band named after the japanese stem for godzilla <ad13> i just though he really liked JIRA
#742
<moop> fuck i hate eye checkups <moop> they put these drops that make your shit wider <Valacar> eye drops makes your shit wider? <Valacar> i don't think you applying it correctly tbh <Valacar> you are*
#509
<gar> rofl <gar> i love how the dm writes irrelevant words in capital letters <gar> the queen JUST died today <moop> wait gar she did? <gar> yes <ad13> fuck you gar, I had a heart attack <gar> ad13: why <ad13> you said the queen died