<BFD|Slave> Gee moop stop being such a Raziel
<Raziel> wow internet dropped
<Raziel> wtf did you say about me
<BFD|Slave> What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I coded my own wordpress plugin, and I've been involved in numerous secret laravel conclaves, and I have over 300 confirmed commits. I am trained in php and I'm the top code monkey in the entire norwegian dev forces. You are nothing to me but just another coder. I will grind your code the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the internet and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you with over seven hundred wordpress plugins, and that's just with my own code. Not only am I extensively trained in framework usage, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Laravel Framework Alpha Release Repository and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will cook rice all over you and you will burn in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
<Raziel> you don't know true uphills until you've stood on the... what do you call the escalators without steps? from the schiphol train station
<gojira> stairs...
<Phixion> i used to lift my schoolbooks with my boner
<Phixion> u know when you lean them against the table on your crotch
<Phixion> gr8 training
<Raziel> dat millisecond precision
<Raziel> or microsecond
<Raziel> not sure
<Garner> Naypam's dick second
<Garner> because micro
<haiku> SHUT THE FUCK UP NAYPAM NEXT TIME NO MORE FOOD
<Raziel> https://wiki.php.net/rfc/phpdbg
<Raziel> it's happening
<kage> by this point no php developer actually knows how to use a debugger in the first place
<kage> raziel
<Raziel> haha
<kage> "that looks hard, why can't i just var_dump? i've always var_dumped and it's been fine"
<Raziel> I think you're right for 95% of users
<kage> exactly
<kage> ask Bad if he knows what a debugger even is
<kage> last time he's touched one, his father put a can of RAID in his hands and asked him to spray it in his room
<ad13> I love that feeling of realising "urgh, this is going to hurt like fuck", then it gets over the threshold and you're just like me gusta
<BadFurDay> I don't.
<nonpc> Yeah
<nonpc> I LOVE pooping
<nonpc> Like
<nonpc> that stretching stretchy stretch
<nonpc> oh yeah
<moop> so guys i was thinking
<moop> maybe i should freeze some sperm in case i am actually diagnosed with ms
<moop> that way i'll have some healthy sperm for the future
<moop> that isn't affected by the diagnose
<nonpc> I hate it how Laiz doesnt take this channel seriously. He thinks it's a fuckign playground for him. And thinks it's like funny or something. Fuckign ass.
<Wan> My keyboard wanted to autocomplete welcome to the cum zone