QDB

#230
<Raziel> Garner's time estimates are like windows progress bars
#364
<how-hiGh> ad13: did they come together? <ad13> did who come together? <how-hiGh> your buttcheeks after last night <ad13> wat <how-hiGh> joke :-)
#498
<Garner> I wish my gf could laugh at the nigga video <Garner> she literally knows nothing about memes <Garner> NOTHING
#505
<Naypam> funny story related to penises <Naypam> took off my watch and masturbated at like 8am this morning <Naypam> fell asleep <Naypam> slept on my watch <Naypam> woke up with watch mark on my bum <Naypam> true story
#14
<Juno> wut <Juno> whats address and port <Juno> Naypam Raziel2p lovely <Raziel2p> squareownz.org 64738 <Juno> [16:30:38] Server connection failed: The remote host closed the connection. <Raziel2p> b& <Naypam> no it didn <Naypam> 64738 <Naypam> weird <Juno> password? <Naypam> none <Laizkiz> cunt1337 <Raziel2p> try changing your username <Naypam> there is no password and don't use a registered username <Juno> [16:34:12] Server connection failed: The remote host closed the connection <Juno> user name is zxsdcvkihbszdiyvb <Juno> doubt anyone using that <Laizkiz> Juno l2mumble <Juno> unless hes russian <Naypam> Juno is of noob <Juno> oh nvm <Juno> wrong program
#148
<foxpc> Started chatting up with this one girl. She seems nice. <foxpc> Gonna report when I have more info! <Juno> what colour her underwear? <foxpc> Juno, I hope, red! <Juno> eww <foxpc> wut. <foxpc> red color is the best color! <Pianoo> you on omegle again fox?
#739
<fgarnier_> anyway need to go out before ida arrives <fgarnier_> buy some flower, and other surprise shit <fgarnier_> like ice cream etc <Raziel> do surprise shit in toilet pls <fgarnier_> what is surprise shit in toilet <Raziel> surprise shit belongs in the toilet <fgarnier_> it’s ok i don’t need to shit <Raziel> that's what you think <Raziel> that's why it's surpise shit [ 10 minutes later ] <fgarnier_> FUCK YOU raziel <fgarnier_> i have to shit. how did you predict this <Raziel> surprise shit :)))
#778
<ad13> get on tinder <ad13> ehh... mumble
#58
<lovely> Raziel: Guess what I tested today. <Raziel> programming in visual basic <lovely> No. <lovely> If my phone is waterproof. <Raziel> did you test it on purpose? <lovely> More a spur of the moment thing. <Raziel> I take that as a no <Raziel> so <Raziel> what was the test result? <lovely> It's not waterproof. <Raziel> interesting <lovely> Yeah.
#656
<Naypam> so I got a new laptop <Naypam> two very wrong things about it <ad13> another one? :D <Raziel> lol <Naypam> 1. dvorak and the US layout, it has those gay keys, it means I can't type the pipe symbol <Naypam> going to have to hack that <Naypam> 2. it has HotS motifs all over it <Naypam> not sure which is worse