QDB

#357
<FredG> fuck sake <FredG> i was typing a message to someone and meant to say, you didn't have breakfast right? <FredG> I said you didn't have sex right <FredG> wasn't a typo <FredG> I was thinking of redditeu
#151
<Naypam> we actually put out buckets <Naypam> when it rains <Naypam> indoors <Naypam> :|
#298
<Bad> I just had the worst adventurer ever. space I woke up with the need to shit and I was asleep seized so after shitting I wiped my ass with my sleeping boxer briefs now it's 1 a.m. and I'm busy washing shit away from my underwear also text to speech to text seems to be working well
#355
<Raziel> also why is my left arm thicker than my right
#372
<Raziel> Bad will accept anyone who looks up to him as a friend, and how-hiGh will look up to anyone who claims to have a lot of sex with women
#542
<Bad> So <Bad> My girl talks about the guys that smoke fish for a living <Bad> What I pictured in my head was someone rolling a fish into a joint and smoking it <Bad> And it seemed normal to my brain <Bad> I was like this is what she meant yes <Bad> Then thought about it
#409
<how-hiGh> can someone explain <how-hiGh> what is this fucking feeling when you point your shower rays right into your butthole <how-hiGh> it's kinda makes the butthole contract <Garner> !qdb stretch <__bot__> https://qdb.lutro.me/78 - <ad13> I love that feeling of realising "urgh, this is going to hurt like fuck", then it gets over the threshold and you're just like me gusta <Bad> I don't. <nonpc> Yeah <nonpc> I LOVE pooping <nonpc> Like <nonpc> that stretching stretchy stretch <nonpc> oh yeah <Naypam> idk if they have it in how-hiGh <Naypam> but that feeling is called pleasure <Naypam> being ass raped by russia 24/7 for decades maybe brings back bad memories tho
#115
<Raziel> I don't think nonpc understands col1 = col2 <nonpc> what <BadFurDay> or some grouping on count(*) > 1 <lovely> Which is why I explained it. <nonpc> ofc I do :| <nonpc> col1 = other row's col1 and col2 = other row's col2 <nonpc> not sure how it can be explained any more
#134
<dux0r> Milk contains water <nonpc> no?
#690
<Bad> Fuck <Bad> Didn't shake last drip properly <Bad> And I'm wearing jogging trousers <Bad> Both my legs are basically made of pee right now <Bad> Worst feeling <Naypam> > "[u'239.423.245.50'] <Naypam> 🤔 <Bad> Indeed Naypam <Bad> My story is about I pee <Naypam> 1p < 2p <Bad> Raziel > me ? <Naypam> tho 5p < all <Naypam> those shitty small 5p coins <Naypam> all coins should be gigantic <Phixion> yeah like megabytecoin <Phixion> you gotta have a massive last drop Bad <Bad> Phixion: I was in a hurry <Bad> Regrets are made <Phixion> rush back to irc? <Phixion> missed a hilight?