<Naypam> awwwwwwwwwww what the fuck my boss
<Naypam> inb4 "raziel"
<BFD|Slave> "raziel"
<Raziel> wat
<Naypam> my teeth feel really clean
<Naypam> interesting
<moop> imagine gay porn but with burritos instead of dicks
<Raziel> erm
<moop> ikr
<moop> what was i thinking sharing that
<moop> in my defense i was browsing /r/gay_irl
<Raziel> as you do
<Valacar> why tho
<moop> i was in the bathroom
<moop> hmm Bad you think i should prepurchase ams museum tickets?
<kage> the most annoying thing is that you always said it at the wrong time
<Naypam> wtf kage
<Naypam> no I did not
<kage> was like
<kage> 15:37 Naypam: 13:37
<kage> wut
<kage> that doesn't even make sense bro
<Naypam> yeah but that's because you have a russian time zone
<Naypam> move from siberia imo
<dux0r> I've just added Princess Diana as a friend on the Xbox
<dux0r> I don't think she has any games for it though, because she's always on the dashboard.
<Naypam> I fucking hate linux
<Naypam> it's awful
<ad13> urgh
<ad13> landlord from NL has come to me and said i'm owe €602 for the heating
<ad13> after paying €900 already
<ad13> €1502 for a year's heating and hot water sounds steep as fuck
<Bad> ad13, dutch ovens require more manpower than traditional heaters
<moop> Raziel: you removed [editor's note: raziel identifies as male] :(
<Raziel> I identify as a white cis male
<Raziel> not just a male
<Raziel> get your pronouns right
<moop> pls you identify as an emotionless python script
<Raziel> please python is filled with emotion
<Valacar> do we really need to hear Raziel's masturbation stories 0o
<fabe> very odd my gf wants to watch champions league and knows all the teams/players
<fabe> that was unexpected
<dux0r> you have a gf?
<dux0r> that is very odd indeed
<Naypalm> oh oh oh
<Naypalm> remember that story about the girl I didn't rape?
<Naypalm> turns out she's notorious in aberdeen as a fucking psyco
<Naypalm> (y)
<Garner_> wat
<Naypalm> yeah
<Naypalm> name's chloe
<Raziel> .....
<Raziel> there aren't that many girls you haven't raped since you expect us to remember her, I take it
<Naypalm> just one that I didn't rape!
<Naypalm> wait
<Naypalm> no
<Garner_> o_o
<Naypalm> yeah