<Bad> This is why I'll never be able to have Raziel as my girlfriend
<Bad> Pays no attention to important details
<Bad> You even have all I look for in women
<Bad> 1) no beard
<Raziel> LOL
<Bad> end of list
<Garner> rofl
<Bad> But because you didn't see the fucking tunnel
<Bad> It'll never work
<Raziel> morning
<Bad> fuck off and die Raziel
<Bad> nobody talks during those mornings
<Bad> those where you wake up with a poo emergency
<Bad> which leaves no time for a shower
<Bad> I feel so dirty
<Bad> I want to die
<Garner> that
<Garner> fucking update
<Garner> hard in the cock
<Garner> whoredom rife
<Garner> before the update takes fucklong
<Garner> brother shall show balls to brother
<Garner> wang age dong age spear age sword age
<Raziel> what the fuck
<Garner> a sword stands up between my hips
<Garner> my hidden fleece sends forth its scent of human oil
<dux0r> Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
<dux0r> because the P is silent
<dux0r> What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
<dux0r> wipes his ass
<gar> this is cringe #1 of the day
<gar> Trying to hold against something while the train moves, it's so crowded i kept touching that girl's hand by accident
<Bad> nice
<gar> Then i moved it and she moved it as well
<gar> touched again
<Bad> rofl
<gar> 3 times
<Bad> Naypam if a USB has a driver
<Bad> Do you travel on a USB
<Bad> Or in a USB ?
<ad13> Bad: it has a driver because it's a bus
<ad13> duh
<Bad> in the bus
<Bad> there were brits laughing about the bus stop « gare de lyon »
<Bad> because who would name a place after a lion
<Bad> I had to hold it in
<Bad> thx anger therapy
<Bad> 1) it's not named after a lion
<Bad> 2) ELEPHANT AND CASTLE NIGGER
<Bad> fuck brits
<ad13> went an adventure, got carried away
<ad13> scottish border towns are beautiful
<ad13> also my bum hurts
<Bad> [14:48] Raziel how fucking incompetent can you be
<Bad> says Raziel
<Raziel> fuck off!
<Bad> I bet on his vps you'd have managed to make the server drop off its rack just through command line input
<Bad> imma just say moop
<Bad> (adult) Jodelle looks like the first guy I ever seriously dated