<Raziel> nada vs TOP woo!
<Gloop> nada wins
<Gloop> booo
<Raziel> I know, Gloop
<Raziel> I read the match summary
<Gloop> oh what he did?
<Naypam> my mum walked in on me masturbating on the floor
<Naypam> kicked the door shut in her face
<Naypam> finished up
<Naypam> was like nothing happened.
<BFD|Slave> When you're having a drink outside
<BFD|Slave> And a wasp gets into your drink
<BFD|Slave> And starts acting mad
<BFD|Slave> omg
<BFD|Slave> OMG
<BFD|Slave> Your drink is RUINED
<BFD|Slave> And you're scared shitless that it'll come out and sting the first thing it sees
<BFD|Slave> But everyone else is all "yeah okay it's just an insect, chill man"
<BFD|Slave> But it's a FUCKING WASP YOU CUNTS
<moop> get a room you fucking homos
<moop> if you know what i mean
<moop> ;)
<Bad> I don't
<Bad> elaborate
<moop> basically have a nonsexual gay sex
<Bad> I see
<Bad> nonsexual sex
<gojira> i can just hear moop making his sound can you Raziel
<Bad> what is the sound gojira
<Bad> describe it
<gojira> remember when moop had an aneurysm?
<Raziel> so many times
<Naypam> I can't imagine Raziel making any sounds or putting in any effort in a sexual encounter with moop
<Naypam> he'd just be lying on his front
<gojira> wat
<Naypam> with moop going like a bunny at him
<Bad> Naypam that sounds accurate
<Naypam> Bad gets it
<Bad> I actually see it
<Bad> you hive visioned it to me
<Bad> Naypam do you hear it
<Bad> it goes ploploploploplopolplopl balls on skin
<Bad> and at the same time
<Bad> Raziel is mute except for a sigh because he's bored
<gojira> Naypam
<gojira> did you just really describe that
<gojira> like wtf
<gojira> Raziel is clearly a top
<gojira> and moop a bottom
<gojira> look how tiny moop is
<Bad> hell no gojira
<moop> i'm huge
<Bad> moop can't be a bottom because he is oppressed irl
<gojira> moop spreading Raziels hairy cheeks with tiny moop dick?
<gojira> i dunno
<Bad> he has to be a top in the bedroom to compensate
<Bad> omg no
<Bad> new gmail has this thing on the left side
<Bad> if you click « more »
<Bad> you see your archived google chats
<Bad> There's conversations with my gf of 2006....
<Bad> cringe overload
<Bad> me: <3 :) :D :p ^_^
<Bad> Angela: stop your friggin smilies.P
<Bad> smh
<Bad> wtf I was such a poet
<Bad> me: there's a beautiful thing about sadness just like there's a beauty in happiness, as long as it's not sadness caused by an immovable event (a death, a breakup, etc.)
<Naypam> let me get a rough estimate of my lifetime masturbations
<Naypam> about 8200 times
<Naypam> easily going to hit 10k faps like
<Naypam> in the next year or two
<Naypam> wonder if I'll hit 100k
<Naypam> that would be quite hard
<lively> you going to fap 4 times a day nay?
<Naypam> no but average now is twice a day
<Naypam> used to be 4-5 times a day
<Naypam> morning and night, sometimes when I get home from work
<BFD|Slave> Naypam: wanker
<dux0r> 21900 faps
<dux0r> at least
<Naypam> rofl
<Naypam> god damn that's way more than me
<Naypam> even including the age difference
<dux0r> 4*365*15
<Naypam> 4
<Naypam> FOUR
<lively> 4
<Naypam> I only did 4-5 when I was a teenager
<dux0r> i told u i was hardcore mother fuckers
<ad13> I love that feeling of realising "urgh, this is going to hurt like fuck", then it gets over the threshold and you're just like me gusta
<BadFurDay> I don't.
<nonpc> Yeah
<nonpc> I LOVE pooping
<nonpc> Like
<nonpc> that stretching stretchy stretch
<nonpc> oh yeah
<how-hiGh> so..
<how-hiGh> http://i.imgur.com/KLBVz2C.jpg
<how-hiGh> rate my body/10
<Bad`> how-hiGh: obviously you'd post a picture in underwear
<Bad`> not gay
<Bad`> with visible dick bulge
<how-hiGh> you are so gay looking at that area
<how-hiGh> jesus...
<how-hiGh> should've check quads and pecks
<how-hiGh> dont show this pic to norwegian phaggot
<Bad`> don't worry how-hiGh, I don't think he wants to see it anyway
<Bad`> he's not into that whole closet homosexuality thing you have going on
<how-hiGh> taking selfie in underwear is gay?
<Garner> Raziel tu veu bé🐭🍗🐰🐽?
<Garner> bézer* wtf
<Garner> did I just type
<Garner> I see a rabbit
<Garner> a chicken leg
<Garner> a rabbit
<Garner> and a pig
<Naypam> I can see myself in romania
<Naypam> casually walking home from DH
<Naypam> to the hotel near kage's
<Naypam> and masturbating as I walk
<Naypam> kage going NO
<Naypam> NO
<Naypam> NO NAY NO
<Naypam> and slapping my dick
<Naypam> until it goes soft
<Naypam> and falls off