<moop> tbh i did masturbate to trannies
<zid> yo Raziel
<zid> can I ask you something?
<Raziel> yes
<zid> doto?
<Raziel> omg
<ad13> I once asked a drunk edinburgh compsci student if she wanted to make my buffer overflow
<dux0r> Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
<dux0r> because the P is silent
<dux0r> What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
<dux0r> wipes his ass
<garne> how can the game have multiple orgasms!?
<garne> should be long and slow
<Juno> newkirk city
<Juno> newkirk city
<Juno> newkirk city
<Juno> newkirk city
<Juno> newkirk city
<RazielTipBot> R> Juno just won R 0.004
<BadFurDay> lovely: wellborg: I just realized israel and argentina have the same flag
<lovely> BadFurDay: get the fuck out
<BadFurDay> Fact bro, fact
<lovely> they both have 2 blue bands
<lovely> omg
<lovely> however
<wellborg> 1. no it's not
<lovely> israel is
<lovely> white blue white with star blue white
<lovely> argentina is
<lovely> blue white with cinco de mayo blue
<lovely> hey
<lovely> argentina is like #1 antisemitist
<wellborg> 2. fyi once in a point of time the zionists really considered to place israel in uganda
<wellborg> just fyi
<BadFurDay> http://i.imgur.com/724m9.jpg
<BadFurDay> TROLED
<BadFurDay> HARD
<Naypam> oh my g
<Naypam> BadFurDay master troll
<Naypam> got wellborg and lovely
<Naypam> 10/10
<Welldone> dux0r: or you should just redirect to a page that says "THE QOUTE WAS SUBMITTED, <s>YOU SICK FUCK</s> HAVE A NICE DAY"
<Bad> worst thing
<Bad> I can't blow my nose despite it being full
<Raziel> :-(
<Bad> because every time I start blowing my nose
<Bad> it sends Aurélie into a laughing fit
<Bad> which makes me laugh
<Bad> and throw snot everywhere
<Bad> apparently I sound like a clogged trumpet mixed with a fart
<Bad> she threatened to record me
<Bad> help
<FredG> I'm like a pig at work
<FredG> with crisps chocolate and coca cola
<moop> in before fat
<moop> FredG: is everything free tho?
<FredG> yes
<Raziel> that's disgusting FredG
<Raziel> get free water and fruit instead
<FredG> no such thing Raziel
<FredG> besides im 1kg
<FredG> why should I care
<Raziel> then ask for it!
<Raziel> you should care because sugary food is bad for your focus and concentration long term
<FredG> oh
<FredG> ok ill call it
<FredG> or whatever
<FredG> dunno anyone except them
<Raziel> rofl
[ the next day ... ]
<FredG> are you assassin
<FredG> symaskin
<Raziel> SYMASKIN
<FredG> symaskinen
<FredG> FUXK
<FredG> sysadmin
<Raziel> FredG are you a symaskin?
<FredG> no
<FredG> I call IT för that
<FredG> even called for fruits...
<FredG> he was mad
<Raziel> rofl
<Raziel> I didn't think you were serious
<Raziel> hahaha
<FredG> :D
<Raziel> actually lol'd
<moop> FredG: how did that talk even go?
<moop> "hello IT i need fruits"
<FredG> no
<moop> "hi, i have a problem. there are no fruits"
<FredG> he said hi that's Adrian from IT, how can I help you fred
<FredG> I said where do I find fruits
<FredG> he said just go to the 2nd floor in the canteen
<FredG> then was like
<FredG> IS THAT ALL
<FredG> I said yes, he hung up
<FredG> was mad