QDB

#14
<Juno> wut <Juno> whats address and port <Juno> Naypam Raziel2p lovely <Raziel2p> squareownz.org 64738 <Juno> [16:30:38] Server connection failed: The remote host closed the connection. <Raziel2p> b& <Naypam> no it didn <Naypam> 64738 <Naypam> weird <Juno> password? <Naypam> none <Laizkiz> cunt1337 <Raziel2p> try changing your username <Naypam> there is no password and don't use a registered username <Juno> [16:34:12] Server connection failed: The remote host closed the connection <Juno> user name is zxsdcvkihbszdiyvb <Juno> doubt anyone using that <Laizkiz> Juno l2mumble <Juno> unless hes russian <Naypam> Juno is of noob <Juno> oh nvm <Juno> wrong program
#135
<nonpc> I remember talking to a retard. <nonpc> Oh wait, I am always the retard.
#801
<Bad> Aurélie is ultra mad at me <Bad> Apparently she went to bed around 3am <Bad> I was in the middle of the bed so she tried to push me to the side <Bad> And then apparently as I was being pushed I let out the longest loudest and smelliest fart she'd ever heard in her life <Bad> And she had to open the windows and leave the bedroom for 10 minutes <Bad> Now she's mad
#110
<kage> also i suck cock rofl
#281
<how-hiGh> I dont care about gheys, but wouldn't shake his hand or let my kids grow among them
#785
<Raziel> sigh <Raziel> mfw making a pull request to jenkins <Valacar> its not like you can get pregnant 0o <Valacar> #toptierkeks
#428
<Valacar> THATS WHAT SHE SAID <Valacar> h0h0h0h00h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h <how-hiGh> Valacar aware of the office? <how-hiGh> this is joke from tv show
#187
<BFD|Slave> Garner: Let's talk about moop's masturbation habits. He looks at trannies and gay porn, then, once he's about to ejaculate, he grabs his balls tightly and says « no no no no, I'm not allowed to come, I'm heterosexual ». Once the deed is (not) done, he looks for some hetero porn and spends 2h trying to get himself to come, usually only managing it when there's one of those shots from behind where you are exposed to a man's scrot and ass as he does a girl. He then goes on internet forums and IRC channels to tell everyone he's just masturbated, to make himself feel better. They call him a faggot and a homo, but deep inside he knows he never came to gay porn or trannies, and that makes him strictly hetero. He's proud of it. He's the proudest little virgin on the face of the planet.
#118
<wellborg> i like big cocks and i cannot lie <wellborg> butts <wellborg> i mean butts
#446
<Bad> I'm a harsh rater <Bad> Of both movies and women <moop> rate me <moop> wait <moop> am no woman <moop> nvm <Bad> I rate you 3 as a woman, moop <Bad> You have the voice and the facial hair <Bad> Also the physical strength