<nonpc> before Nirvana went sellout mode
<Raziel> I was always brilliant at announcing tournaments well in advance
<kage> i'd honestly just have a rib removed so i could suck my own cock, if my hands stopped working
<Raziel> ayy team cancelled and didn't tell me
<Raziel> rip
<Raziel> well
<Raziel> this means I can go to bed early
<moop> Raziel: called it
<moop> knew this shit gonna happen
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<Raziel> wow moop
<Raziel> didn't think you actually meant it when you said you called it
<moop> jokes on u nigga that first message is a lie
— moop master faker
<Raziel> WHAT
<moop> bro
<moop> me sending that message on 13:37?
<Raziel> now I have to check
<Raziel> you fucker
<moop> rekt
<Bad> happy0: I heard the first note of In Fiction and it gave me a boner. On the street. Not exaggerating or joking.
<Raziel> you don't know true uphills until you've stood on the... what do you call the escalators without steps? from the schiphol train station
<gojira> stairs...
<Garner> Raziel tu veu bé🐭🍗🐰🐽?
<Garner> bézer* wtf
<Garner> did I just type
<Garner> I see a rabbit
<Garner> a chicken leg
<Garner> a rabbit
<Garner> and a pig
<dux0r> You know how in Half Life when Gordon Freeman get's to the lambda complex but he can't enter because it's too full of radioactive toxins everywhere
<dux0r> That's like #redditeu
<dux0r> You can't enter it because it's too full of homosexual social failure toxins
<midnightoil> fuck u they cant even pickpocket
<kage> bro
<kage> i'll have you know i can pickpocket the best
<kage> i pickpocket so best, i stole your mum's virginity
<Raziel> oh no
<Raziel> I forgot to buy butter
<moop> quick, notify the media
<moop> butter shortage localized entirely in your home
<moop> and nobody can see it
<Raziel> frying onions in olive oil just isn't the same
<moop> i thought olive oil isn't made for frying