<Raziel> sigh
<Raziel> mfw making a pull request to jenkins
<Valacar> its not like you can get pregnant 0o
<Valacar> #toptierkeks
<Naypam> I also paid for the stamp
<Naypam> in 1p coins
<Naypam> 79 of them
<Naypam> rofl'd
<Naypam> the guy was mad at the post office
<Bad`> LOL Naypam
<Bad`> hahahahahhahaaaaaaaa
<Naypam> but I needed to get rid of my shit change
<Raziel> ..........
<Raziel> oh
<Bad`> 79 queens
<Bad`> I'd rage
<Naypam> I made little stacks of 10
<Naypam> 7 stacks of them
<Naypam> then took one off
<Naypam> then PUSHED THEM ALL OVER INTO HIS COLLECTION BIN :'D
<Naypam> HE HAD TO RECOUNT :'DI
<Naypam> DDDDDDDDDDDD
<Raziel> oh my god what
* Naypam dead
<Naypam> Raziel: they have this screen they "hide" behind
<Bad`> roooooofl Naypam
<Naypam> and a little metal tray you can pass letters through
<Bad`> fuck the uk though
<Bad`> move to Salamanca or something
<Bad`> life cheaper
<Raziel> hahahaha
<Naypam> I lined up all my 7x10x1p coins
<Naypam> then just causally pushed them into the tray
<Naypam> like "sup"
<Naypam> count 'em
<Phixion> :D
<Naypam> he mad, I mad
<Naypam> but I happy mad
<Raziel> biggest dick move 2015
<dux0r> You know the stick Ent in LOTR that gets set on fire then pushed over with the water?
<dux0r> That's Naypam
<dux0r> Skinny as a fuckin stick and 2 miles tall
<Happy0> > Be me, visiting Naypalm's flat for the first time
<Happy0> > Enter the RedditEU gaming lounge
<Happy0> > goodtimes.jpg
<Happy0> > Open my mouth to say 'yoyoyo' and inquire to as the state of the dealio
<Happy0> > Trip over the famous cum stain on the carpet
<Happy0> > Fall, face first, onto a syringe
<Happy0> > Scramble to get up.. Syringes catching on to me everywhere as I flail around
<Happy0> > Like I'm in a cactus farm
<Happy0> > Find myself in Naypam's bedroom. Blood on the walls, the sheets, everywhere.
<Happy0> > Naypam in a k-hole in the corner, shoe on his head, vacant expression
<Happy0> > Scream
<Happy0> > Run into the money vault
<Happy0> help me end this story, guys =[
<Happy0> i'm not sure where to take it!
<Bad> So Raziel what's with all the places called -plein in .nl
<Raziel> it means square
<Bad> OMG
<Bad> DID YOU JUST FUCKING
<Bad> MANSPLEIN DUTCH TO ME
<Raziel> I was always brilliant at announcing tournaments well in advance
<Naypalm> https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Offended
<nonpc> omg
<nonpc> what
<nonpc> the
<nonpc> fuck
<Raziel> mad
<Raziel> I've lost my sunglasses
<rian> you seem to lose a lot of things when you drink
<rian> gloves, sunglasses
<rian> what else?
<Valacar> decency
<Bad> Raziel: How many holes inside a vagina?
<Bad> Serious
<Bad> srs
* Raziel thinks
<Garner> 3
<Garner> unless is 2d
<nonpc> before Nirvana went sellout mode