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#103
<dux0r> Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? <dux0r> because the P is silent <dux0r> What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? <dux0r> wipes his ass
#467
<Bad> My syslog is ddosed by irccloud <Bad> Pretty much
#161
<ad13> rofl murica <ad13> true story, when i woke up and checked bbc news, all it had was "Fatal bomb blast kills 3 and injures many ..." <ad13> so i was like "Oh well another suicide bomber in iraq or some shit" and skipped right over it <ad13> wasn't until i'd got to work people like "ZOMG DID U HEER?"
#729
<Bad> moop: what the FUCK is a extuessl <Bad> For real wtf <moop> Bad: it's my mail <Bad> wtf does it mean <moop> wanted to get anton but it was taken <Raziel> anton is taken? dammit <Raziel> extuessl next best option <Raziel> ?????????? <moop> tbh the real story behind extuessl is it was the kaptcha that i got after trying like 20 different account names <moop> was like eh fuck it <moop> tbh all my tries were anton0-19
#260
<Naypam> fuck you python 3.4 <Naypam> fuck <Naypam> you <Naypam> worst shit of all time <Raziel> sucking at programming again are we? <Naypam> wait nvm <Naypam> python 3.4 > all <Naypam> just forgot to source bin/activate <Naypam> NOTHING TO SEE HERE
#152
<Garner> I want to be anime fag
#115
<Raziel> I don't think nonpc understands col1 = col2 <nonpc> what <BadFurDay> or some grouping on count(*) > 1 <lovely> Which is why I explained it. <nonpc> ofc I do :| <nonpc> col1 = other row's col1 and col2 = other row's col2 <nonpc> not sure how it can be explained any more
#398
<moop> Valacar: gonna watch versaiiles <moop> what do i need to expect <moop> Valacar: where them boobies are <moop> i see the boobies <moop> there are boobies <moop> out of boobies <moop> i require additional boobies <moop> i'm confused, it looks cool so far <Valacar> yea boobies are real in that <Valacar> but dear god the plot <Valacar> and the editing <Valacar> its like beyond fucked up <Valacar> and the writing <Valacar> its bad on every possible level <moop> eh <moop> ep1 wasn't that bad <moop> like <moop> it's ok <Valacar> yea ep1 wasn't that bad <Valacar> tho the telenovela vibe was stronk <moop> never seen telenovelas <moop> so idk <Valacar> but pay attention to that lucas barres guy and his sunglasses <Valacar> also music ques are quite interesting <moop> Valacar: didn't know there were sunglasses during that period <Valacar> oh wait what <Valacar> moop you are watching a different show <moop> versailles <Bad> lol????????????????????? <moop> isn't that what you're watching <Bad> moop are you actually that stupid <moop> maybe <Bad> I can't fathom that you are serious <Bad> this is a joke <Bad> you're not this dumb right? <Bad> moop: the show is Marseille <moop> oh i see my confusion <Valacar> :DDDDDDDD <Bad> ... <Bad> I'll just go to bed before I type something really hurtful <Bad> good night <moop> lets see this marseille <gojira> lmao <moop> if you think about it both are french dramas about politics <moop> with nice boobies
#245
<Bad> Flat boobed girl should get breast enlargements or get killed <Bad> For real <Bad> Wtf man
#84
<zid> money, in norway, much like salmon, just leaps out at you and lands in your boat