<moop> imagine gay porn but with burritos instead of dicks
<Raziel> erm
<moop> ikr
<moop> what was i thinking sharing that
<moop> in my defense i was browsing /r/gay_irl
<Raziel> as you do
<Valacar> why tho
<moop> i was in the bathroom
<gar> rofl
<gar> i love how the dm writes irrelevant words in capital letters
<gar> the queen JUST died today
<moop> wait gar she did?
<gar> yes
<ad13> fuck you gar, I had a heart attack
<gar> ad13: why
<ad13> you said the queen died
<Naypam> fuck me in theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee tamborineeeeeeeeeeeee awwwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeahh
<Naypam> ty for the backup kage, I got this
<Naypam> also just masturbated in the toilet
<Raziel> at work
<Naypam> yeah, why would I masturbate in the toilet at home?
<Bad> It took 13 years
<Bad> 13 years
<gojira> wtf is IM
<Bad> For people to realize fervor does nothing in aoe2
<Raziel> wtf is fervor
<Bad> monk +15% move speed
<Bad> It did nothing at all
<Bad> And nobody noticed
<moop> tbh
<moop> 15% is not that much
<Bad> It's huge lol
<gojira> its enough to see
<moop> it's like 5% with some 10%
<moop> +-10%
<Bad> 10% move speed for infantry is a game changer
<Bad> So 15% on monks is huge
<gojira> like human eyes can detect a 10% change
<gojira> sorry
<gojira> human perception
<gojira> you can't detect changes smaller than 10% though
<Raziel> 10% on infantry is noticeable because your infantry can chase down enemy retreating infantry suddenly
<Raziel> monks is way more subtle
<Bad> Still hilarious that it took 13 years to detect
<Raziel> yeah
<gojira> 'detect'
<gojira> one dude in the comments on some subforum
<gojira> 'hey guys i checked its not true'
<moop> tbh i knew it all along
<moop> i just didn't want to say anything
<moop> didn't want to be called a fag
<Bad> moop: fag
<kage> another pvp another win
<kage> this one was quite close though
<kage> closer than i wanted
<BadFurDay> sounds very gay
* BadFurDay puts his dick closer to kage than he'd want to
<Raziel> lol
<Raziel> I'm imagining BadFurDay finding his compass, google maps, finding out which direction romania is, moving his chair slightly in that direction and sticking his crotch out
<BadFurDay> Raziel: I know which direction romania is and I already did
<lively> fuck this
<lively> also
<lively> i wrote
<lively> proze i think its called
[...]
<lively> somtimes seoul, sometimes bali, sometimes amsterdam, sometimes high, drunk, sometimes party starting on monday, sometimes nothing. this is the life, and i know that this is the life, and i dont know how long itll last, but as long as it is, i enjoy it every day, sometimes crying, sometimes laughing, sometimes scared, sometimes sorrow, sometimes nothing at all. if its over tomorrow and nothing is left, then i can say i have lived, and that ive forgotten more
<lively> see
<lively> when im on pills
<lively> i can write
<lively> like really well
<Raziel> in b4 amnesia
<garne> amensia
<garne> amensia
<garne> omfg
<garne> amnesia
<kage> i'd honestly just have a rib removed so i could suck my own cock, if my hands stopped working
<Bad> I was doing all this sports shit right
<Bad> Rollerblading used to be seen as not gay back in the day so there were always groupie-ish girls
<Bad> And this one once told me my parents are gone tonight I'll be bored wanna come over :)))))
<Bad> I said no I have to practice for next week's race and I'll need sleep
<Bad> Took me like 5 years to have a random flashback memory to this scene
<Bad> That made me cringe so hard I had to stop walking and start talking out loud to myself
<Bad> I think everyone who's been social in their teens went through such an experience
<Bad> With or without remembering it
<Raziel> thank god I wasn't social
[sometime later]
<Raziel> https://www.twitch.tv/shadder2k placements about to happen
<Raziel> this was massively entertainign last time he did it
<moop> eh i'll watch
<Raziel> wanna mumble while we watch moop?
<moop> Raziel: nah but ty
<gojira> Bad: ^
<gojira> moop just didnt realized )