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#530
<Raziel> Why is lesbian porn so much better than gay porn? Srs
#742
<moop> fuck i hate eye checkups <moop> they put these drops that make your shit wider <Valacar> eye drops makes your shit wider? <Valacar> i don't think you applying it correctly tbh <Valacar> you are*
#626
<Raziel> There's a stop show going on right now <Raziel> I don't even <Bad> Raziel: fuck is a stop sow <Raziel> Strip <Bad> show <Bad> Ah <Bad> Uh <Bad> Interesting company you work for <Bad> wtf <garne> lol <garne> strip show with colleagues <garne> team building <moop> why is Raziel ircing during a strip show <garne> moop: seeing naked ladies for the first few times can be awkward <moop> Raziel: how many women do you have at work? <Bad> moop: lmao I didn't even think about this aspect <garne> also he didn't say whether it's a male strip show or female <Bad> imagine how awkward it must be <Bad> Being a female in a company that does strip club <moop> because srs made me think of that google diversity memo <Bad> moop: Can't have strip club team building if you have diversity quotas and non sexist HR <Bad> The guy has a point <Bad> Legit point <moop> ikr <moop> he was fired for our sins <Raziel> There were two, one of each gender <garne> lol what <Raziel> No sexism here
#847
<fredosan> penis size matters <fredosan> sorry <Phixion> im fine <Phixion> I measured <fredosan> at work? <fredosan> nice <Phixion> pro of being alone in the office <fredosan> no cctv? <Phixion> nope <fredosan> nice <Phixion> would break ashitton of laws iirc <Phixion> having cctv that is <fredosan> ;-) <Phixion> dick out is fine <fredosan> they won’t see <fredosan> it’s ok
#268
<Naypam> I just got naked <Naypam> and <Naypam> then tried to put my keys in my pocket <Naypam> dropped them on the floor <Naypam> :(
#261
<Garner> shit builds = <Garner> warp poem <Garner> prism* <Garner> into dt'a <Garner> on main <Garner> zealots on bar <Garner> mat <Garner> nay <Garner> nat*
#733
<moop> you don't add TRANSFORMERS in the title <moop> and don't mention TRANSFORMERS <moop> and pretend it's just a cute robot <moop> like that robot that got hit by lightning and became alive <moop> or the giant robot <moop> or ET
#409
<how-hiGh> can someone explain <how-hiGh> what is this fucking feeling when you point your shower rays right into your butthole <how-hiGh> it's kinda makes the butthole contract <Garner> !qdb stretch <__bot__> https://qdb.lutro.me/78 - <ad13> I love that feeling of realising "urgh, this is going to hurt like fuck", then it gets over the threshold and you're just like me gusta <Bad> I don't. <nonpc> Yeah <nonpc> I LOVE pooping <nonpc> Like <nonpc> that stretching stretchy stretch <nonpc> oh yeah <Naypam> idk if they have it in how-hiGh <Naypam> but that feeling is called pleasure <Naypam> being ass raped by russia 24/7 for decades maybe brings back bad memories tho
#571
<moop> tried to show muscle to a cute girl here <moop> she just lold <moop> she cute tho <moop> she can lol <moop> i'll allow it <garne> wait what <garne> Is this serious <moop> ye garne <moop> but i did it in a cute jokey way <garne> Bad: please quote this
#140
<Naypam> a pinch of nay juice and he'll be ready to fight a war! <Laiz> Nay sauce <Laiz> oh man <Naypam> here's the trick. <Raziel> how do you make nay juice? <Raziel> mix whisky and whisky? <Naypam> requirements: microphone, freezing plate, kettle <Naypam> I'm telling you Raziel <Naypam> turn microphone to max and let Naypam speak from it <Naypam> holf freezing plate above microphone <Naypam> let boiling water boil ont freezing plaet <Naypam> suddenly <Naypam> on plate appears a solid <Naypam> from my voice <Naypam> that's nay sauce <Naypam> now you can eat <Naypam> and you'll feel better