< kage> i masturbated in the sink in my highschool's info lab a few times
< kage> started to smell really bad
...
< kage> the funniest thing is
< kage> everyone was fucking smelling my cum
< kage> but had no idea what it waas
<Bad> So moop how was the museum without prepurchasing ticket?
<Bad> Did you get denied entry?
<moop> Bad I think I bought a ticket for a year
<moop> Or something
<Bad> ..
<Bad> so playing d2 without glasses and I'm tired
<Bad> wtfed when I dropped a legendary kike shield
<Bad> was a kite shield
<Garner> le Raziel
<Garner> wyd
<Raziel> wyd
<Garner> means what you doing
<Garner> nab
<Raziel> ah
<Raziel> cleaning up jira issues
<Raziel> working on documentation
<Garner> loooooooool
<Garner> LOOOOOL
<Raziel> responding to questions
<Garner> Mfw Raziel is QA
<Bad> tab to channel
<Bad> see last phrase
<Bad> +Raziel: Cleaning up tissues
<Bad> thought that sounded normal
<Bad> then re-read
<Naypam> afk Garner 10/10
<Garner> sup
<Naypam> > says pp
<Garner> yeah was with postman
<Naypam> > doesn't pause
<Naypam> > I pause for Garner
<Naypam> > says back
<Naypam> > unpauses
<Naypam> > goes afk
<Naypam> terraform show | grep SSH -B8
<Naypam> lul -B8
<Naypam> bate
<Naypam> masturbate
<Naypam> also I meant -A
<Naypam> fucking always mix up -A and -B
<Naypam> never -C tho
<gojira> devops
<Raziel> how do you mix those up
<Raziel> A for after
<Raziel> B for before
<Raziel> ??????
<gojira> after 8?
<Naypam> my mind went A comes before B so A shows prior lines
<moop> alias A='B' imo
<Naypam> not this retarded "A for After" bullshit like wtf
<Naypam> who remembers this
<Naypam> C for "before and after" amirite
<Naypam> C for combined (ambiguous, see -A/B)
<gojira> the fuck are you on about
<Naypam> you know what
<Naypam> fuck you
<Naypam> suck my dick
<Valacar> i've even driven professionally
<moop> Valacar: the fuck is 'driven professionally'
<Bad> moop: he has drive in his work
<Bad> drives him to succeed
<moop> like my part time work in JIDF
<Valacar> i have worked as a lorry driver for 8ish months plus few summers
<moop> Valacar: do they realize how awful the word 'bish' sounds?
<Valacar> wat?
<ad13> lel
<ad13> moop saw 8ish and read bish
<Raziel> didn't know you were such a homophobe!
<Bad> Raziel I'm so homophobic I got redditeu rid of Naypam
<Raziel> you joke but I bet at least once I kept myself awake thinking about how stupid bitcoin is
<Intee> She [Intee's girlfriend] is dirty talking about Bad... I shit you not... Laying on my bed, getting naked saying, "If he had ladders that lead to books I'd climb him, oh I'd climb him" Fucking QUOTE.