<Juno> wtf
<Juno> dont get it
<Raziel> don't get what Juno
<Bad> it
<Bad> learn to read Raziel
<Bad> moron
<Raziel> the novel?
<Raziel> or the film?
<Juno> no
<Juno> like england vs wales
<Juno> gf mad
<Garner> why mad
<Juno> cos englanmd go for penalty
<Juno> i say
<Juno> touch to ick go for the try
<Juno> she so mad
<Juno> won;'t talkwtf
<Garner> rofl
<moop> >people who take sports too seriously
<Garner> standard girl
<moop> (including esports)
<Bad> bro moop it's not about sports
<Bad> it's about being a girl
<Bad> and mood swings
<Juno> .ye so
<Juno> she in MY bed
<Juno> sulking
<Garner> ROFL
<Bad> well Juno
<Bad> kick her out of your bed
<Juno> imon pc researching rugby union rules
<Juno> wtf
<Raziel> hahaha
<Juno> I'M FUCKING RIGHT
<Juno> I RESEARCHED IT
<Juno> kick to touch go for try would've won if they did it
<Juno> i played this shit as a kid
<Juno> gg still right still wrongno sex for 2 weeks still staying here 2 weeks no rent
<Juno> won't even talk to me
<moop> mfw when random ad people call me and think i'm a woman because of my voice
<Gloop> YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
<Gloop> SOULJA BOY OFF IN THIS HOOE
<lovely> WATCH ME CRANKING WATH ME ROLL
<Gloop> NOW WATCH ME
<Gloop> YOOOOU
<Gloop> CRANK THAT SOULJA BOY
<lovely> THEN SUPER MAN THAT HO
<Raziel> :|
<Raziel> fags
<Valacar> hmh
<Valacar> all masters thesises (?) here are by default public
<Valacar> whats the plural form of thesis
<gojira> papers
<gojira> theses
<Valacar> theses
<moop> Valacar: plural of thesis is these
<moop> these nuts
<Bad`> this is on /r/all as « foodporn » https://i.imgur.com/EdO7v0V.jpg
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<how-hiGh> Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal
<how-hiGh> and I'm being one hundred percent serious.
<moop> how-hiGh: what are you on about
<how-hiGh> Sorry we dont cook shit that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious
<how-hiGh> gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously..
<how-hiGh> dont eever potst your fuking families poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.
<ad13> I once asked a drunk edinburgh compsci student if she wanted to make my buffer overflow
<midnightoil> fuck u they cant even pickpocket
<kage> bro
<kage> i'll have you know i can pickpocket the best
<kage> i pickpocket so best, i stole your mum's virginity
<gojira> I can't breathe this is too funny.
<gojira> Someone I know. At her teambuilding excercise.
<gojira> Had to do on interpretive dance.
<gojira> Not alone but with her team.
<Naypam> that isn't teambuilding
<Naypam> that is hummiliation?
<gojira> And they all had to dance to pretend to be parts of their infrastructure.
<gojira> Nojoke.
<Naypam> how
<gojira> She was the NFS.
<gojira> lmao
<garne> Really hope my boss is not waiting for the same train
<garne> Boring to be on the train with your boss everyday
<garne> also since the only thing in common we have is 1) we both have a dick (i think he does) 2) we both go to sweden very often
<Phixion> i used to lift my schoolbooks with my boner
<Phixion> u know when you lean them against the table on your crotch
<Phixion> gr8 training