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#534
<gojira> what's even better this means Raziel x gojira monthly dinners <moop> monthly date <Wan> Plz <Wan> When I was in Paris Bad and I ate together at least once a week * Wan has sweet, sweets reminders of Paris restaurants <Raziel> we're not that gay Wan <gar> weekly dinners is over the top Wan <gojira> weekly dinners = dating <gojira> monthly = friends <gar> yes lol <gar> but i guess Wan was having weekly dinners with Bad while Bad was in his nogirl phase
#24
<BFD|Slave> When you're having a drink outside <BFD|Slave> And a wasp gets into your drink <BFD|Slave> And starts acting mad <BFD|Slave> omg <BFD|Slave> OMG <BFD|Slave> Your drink is RUINED <BFD|Slave> And you're scared shitless that it'll come out and sting the first thing it sees <BFD|Slave> But everyone else is all "yeah okay it's just an insect, chill man" <BFD|Slave> But it's a FUCKING WASP YOU CUNTS
#140
<Naypam> a pinch of nay juice and he'll be ready to fight a war! <Laiz> Nay sauce <Laiz> oh man <Naypam> here's the trick. <Raziel> how do you make nay juice? <Raziel> mix whisky and whisky? <Naypam> requirements: microphone, freezing plate, kettle <Naypam> I'm telling you Raziel <Naypam> turn microphone to max and let Naypam speak from it <Naypam> holf freezing plate above microphone <Naypam> let boiling water boil ont freezing plaet <Naypam> suddenly <Naypam> on plate appears a solid <Naypam> from my voice <Naypam> that's nay sauce <Naypam> now you can eat <Naypam> and you'll feel better
#708
<ad13> speaking of tinder, piratebay is down and I want some std
#98
<Juno> so i'm talking to her 6 yr old daughter <zid> did you get her number?
#30
<Naypam> but I've actually like videoed myself <Naypam> masturbating <Naypam> then masturbated to myself masturbating
#8
<dux0r> I've just added Princess Diana as a friend on the Xbox <dux0r> I don't think she has any games for it though, because she's always on the dashboard.
#721
<Raziel> oh no <Raziel> I forgot to buy butter <moop> quick, notify the media <moop> butter shortage localized entirely in your home <moop> and nobody can see it <Raziel> frying onions in olive oil just isn't the same <moop> i thought olive oil isn't made for frying
#144
<kage__> thought about getting a webcam for you guys <kage__> but then decided not to <kage__> cause i play in my underwear <happy0> ararararara~ <Raziel> lol <Ensiferous> kage__: What brand? <kage__> logitech <kage__> ofc <kage__> i only buy logitech peripherals <kage__> their 1080p webcam <Ensiferous> kage__: No what brand of underwear?
#244
<Naypalm> oh oh oh <Naypalm> remember that story about the girl I didn't rape? <Naypalm> turns out she's notorious in aberdeen as a fucking psyco <Naypalm> (y) <Garner_> wat <Naypalm> yeah <Naypalm> name's chloe <Raziel> ..... <Raziel> there aren't that many girls you haven't raped since you expect us to remember her, I take it <Naypalm> just one that I didn't rape! <Naypalm> wait <Naypalm> no <Garner_> o_o <Naypalm> yeah