<BFD|Slave> Gee moop stop being such a Raziel
<Raziel> wow internet dropped
<Raziel> wtf did you say about me
<BFD|Slave> What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I coded my own wordpress plugin, and I've been involved in numerous secret laravel conclaves, and I have over 300 confirmed commits. I am trained in php and I'm the top code monkey in the entire norwegian dev forces. You are nothing to me but just another coder. I will grind your code the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the internet and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you with over seven hundred wordpress plugins, and that's just with my own code. Not only am I extensively trained in framework usage, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Laravel Framework Alpha Release Repository and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will cook rice all over you and you will burn in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
<Naypam> I once got a reacharound from a gay but I didn't get hard so it didn't work
<Naypam> part of the bits of gay I've done
<Naypam> ate someone's smegma too but that's another story
<fabe> yeah but i would go insane as a parent if people just started searching for the body
<wellborg> fabe: isnt the statistic on kidnapped people is that they die pretty soon after the fact?
<fabe> i have no idea wellborg
<fabe> dux0r do you kill your victims quickly?
<dux0r> I like to freeze my poop n stab em with it then wait a week to see if they get infected
<Raziel> I just noticed the bags under my eyes in that picture
<Raziel> sadface
<BadFurDay> those are called ears Raziel
<Bad> I love how Naypam calls people prissy
<Bad> but he is a fucking flower of the highest order
<Bad> you're a flower Naypam
<Bad> that's what
<Raziel> do you know what's happening to your eyes as it's getting better again?
<Raziel> like are parts of the eyeball healing or what
<moop> yeah exactly
<moop> lazors cut everything out so it takes time to revive
<moop> like, everything between the lazor and the part it needs to fix
<Raziel> cool that it heals by itself
<Bad> >heals by itself
<Bad> lol Raziel
<Bad> You really think that's how it works
<Bad> Read up on judaism
<moop> you joke but there are techniques on how to regrow your foreskin
<moop> it's like stretching your earlobes but instead you do that with the penis flesh
<kage> http://i3.minus.com/ibvvdSalngwckY.jpg
<kage> oh content aware fill
<kage> you so good
<Raziel> ;P
<GalacticPrick> LOL very nice
<lovely> that's the worst photoshop yet kage
<lovely> you can still the fucking pole
<lovely> just blurred
<lovely> >-<
<kage> the shit nigga, you spend more than 3 minutes on it
<lovely> so
<lovely> you fuck girls for 2 minutes
<lovely> because its good
<lovely> no
<lovely> you put effort in it
<lovely> and the outcome is good
<lovely> not like this
<Raziel> hahaha
<lovely> you look like you do halfassed work in a halfassed timeframe now
<kage> yes, you should definetly put in half an hour
<kage> so you can photoshop a dog pissing in a lil girl's mouth
<kage> cause you just want it to look good
<kage> is that what it is lovely?
<wellninja> good job kage
<lovely> http://buffer.io/~simon/raziel.jpg
<kage> look at those blurry edges
<lovely> its ok
<lovely> i only spent 3 minutes on it
* GalacticPrick has quit (Signed off)
<lovely> this is exactly the excuse microsoft had for ME
<Raziel> the pic of me was taken by a webcam
<lovely> "we only worked 3m inuets on it"
<Raziel> lol
<Raziel> I was about to comment
<lovely> do you tell your clients that kage ?
<Raziel> "3 million minutes?"
<lovely> yeah you think it sucks?
<kage> no lovely
<lovely> well i only spent 3 minutes on it
<kage> we bill by hour
<kage> we code 3 minutes
<kage> bill 3 days
<kage> obviously
<kage> me and bfs when i'm in Paris
<kage> bfd*
<BadFurDay> bfs
<BadFurDay> kage has bfs
<BadFurDay> confirmed
<kage> wtf is bfs ?
<BadFurDay> boyfriends
<kage> oh, i have a couple of them
<ganar> "a couple of them"
<kage> yep
<Ensiferous> for the past 3 days I've wanted to refine my pvz build... still haven't gotten dressed.
<Raziel> the barber I was at trimmed my eyebrows
<Raziel> feels weird