<FredG> actually I was creeped out when I was told my dick is big for my size
<FredG> wasn't even a girl, just a guy keeping in while I was having a piss
<FredG> was legit scared for my life
<moop> also wtf is up with culture people genitalia
<BFD|Slave> I swear I've tried to see the baby try autofellatio
<moop> Raziel: you removed [editor's note: raziel identifies as male] :(
<Raziel> I identify as a white cis male
<Raziel> not just a male
<Raziel> get your pronouns right
<moop> pls you identify as an emotionless python script
<Raziel> please python is filled with emotion
<Valacar> do we really need to hear Raziel's masturbation stories 0o
<kage> i tried going commando for a while in highschool
<kage> but my balls got too sweaty
<kage> too often
<BFD|Slave> :(
<kage> :(
<Naypalm> used my ex gf's dildo too
<BFD|Slave> Why would you dildo your ass Naypalm
<BFD|Slave> Why
<Naypalm> wondered what it was like
<Naypalm> it was all pink and squishy
<BFD|Slave> And what was it like?
<Naypalm> pretty shit
<ad13> gojira is a french heavy metal band named after the japanese stem for godzilla
<ad13> i just though he really liked JIRA
<how-hiGh> rumoured that sperm has good nutritional value for muscle gains
<zid> Like, I'd rather have a lion bar than sex, most of the time
<Naypam> I just got naked
<Naypam> and
<Naypam> then tried to put my keys in my pocket
<Naypam> dropped them on the floor
<Naypam> :(