<garne> was licking my lips cos dry
<garne> but also this girl was looking at me
<garne> but i was staring too, but only stared as i was doing something
<Raziel> lmao
<garne> as in i didnt move my eyes because im doing something else
<garne> the look on her face
<garne> its like when you stare ar someone but youre thinking or daydreaming
<garne> :(
<Raziel> I still want to know what the racist thing moop said was
<Bad> dunno ask Garner
<Bad> something about ding dong ching chong
<gojira> Raziel: he asked if it was a national holiday in .nl on hitlers birthday
<gojira> ...
<how-hiGh> Bad
<how-hiGh> if there was no such thing as SEX, would you even speak to women?
<Raziel> Lol
<Bad> how-hiGh: why the fuck would I speak to a woman if I'm not trying to touch her boobs
<Raziel> This is such a stupid hypothetical question
<Bad> Nah more seriously, my closest friends are like 50% men 50% women
<Bad> And the good women friends I don't have or try to have sex with :)
<how-hiGh> most of women are not funny
<how-hiGh> or smart
<Raziel> If there was no such thing as sex humanity would not exist
<Bad> Most of men are not funny or smart either tbh
<how-hiGh> Raziel do not overthink it
<Raziel> Same applies to men
<Raziel> LOL
<how-hiGh> am I smarter/funnier than average woman? srs
<Bad> Bro how-hiGh, if there was no such thing as SEX, Raziel's life would be exactly the same, he's not overthinking it
<moop> 10:03 <Bad> Tbh the saddest thing is he outlived Naypam. He really seemed to want to see tb die. For petty reasons.
<moop> haha thought about it too
<Naypalm> https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Offended
<nonpc> omg
<nonpc> what
<nonpc> the
<nonpc> fuck
<moop> why is 6 afraid of 7
<Garner> because 7 8 9
<Raziel> because 7 is a libertarian who won't shut up about his political agenda?
<Raziel> my ability to socialise with strangers is fine, it's the people around me that suck
<Happy0> > Be me, visiting Naypalm's flat for the first time
<Happy0> > Enter the RedditEU gaming lounge
<Happy0> > goodtimes.jpg
<Happy0> > Open my mouth to say 'yoyoyo' and inquire to as the state of the dealio
<Happy0> > Trip over the famous cum stain on the carpet
<Happy0> > Fall, face first, onto a syringe
<Happy0> > Scramble to get up.. Syringes catching on to me everywhere as I flail around
<Happy0> > Like I'm in a cactus farm
<Happy0> > Find myself in Naypam's bedroom. Blood on the walls, the sheets, everywhere.
<Happy0> > Naypam in a k-hole in the corner, shoe on his head, vacant expression
<Happy0> > Scream
<Happy0> > Run into the money vault
<Happy0> help me end this story, guys =[
<Happy0> i'm not sure where to take it!
<how-hiGh> give a man a meme and you entertain him for a day; teach a man to join #redditeu and you entertain him for a lifetime...
<Naypalm> oh oh oh
<Naypalm> remember that story about the girl I didn't rape?
<Naypalm> turns out she's notorious in aberdeen as a fucking psyco
<Naypalm> (y)
<Garner_> wat
<Naypalm> yeah
<Naypalm> name's chloe
<Raziel> .....
<Raziel> there aren't that many girls you haven't raped since you expect us to remember her, I take it
<Naypalm> just one that I didn't rape!
<Naypalm> wait
<Naypalm> no
<Garner_> o_o
<Naypalm> yeah