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#768
<moop> i just masturbated myself 5 times <moop> in a row
#845
<Trucy> What stuff? <Raziel> fredosan: why what <fredosan> <Raziel> fredosan: why what <fredosan> ???????? <Raziel> nvm <Raziel> 20:57 <fredosan> why easier <Raziel> thought you garner'd my nick <fredosan> <Trucy> I get the easier part of the deal <fredosan> <fredosan> why easier <Raziel> dude gimme a break I can't read more than 1 line at the time <Raziel> COKE ON
#60
<kage> guys <kage> if you were so morbidly fat <kage> that you couldn't even jack off yourself <kage> would you buy a pet and have it suck your dick ? <kage> food for thought
#186
<nonpc> I like spending my time and choosing condoms <nonpc> it's like <nonpc> building a computer or osmething <nonpc> even more interesting
#270
<Naypam> I haven't tasted anybody else's cum <Naypam> weird <Naypam> that's the kind of thing I'd like to have said I'd done <Naypam> oh well <Naypam> LIFE SUCKS <Naypam> have made a guy cum tho * Naypam master of pleasure
#207
<Bad> do you know Raziel <Bad> why she couldn't fit a block of 5gb of shit up her ass? <Raziel> wat <Bad> it's obvious Raziel <Bad> because the ass was fat32
#253
<kage> it's like <kage> he opens up his webcam <kage> i see him <kage> i see his old gf <kage> first thing i tell him <kage> why the shit do you stay with her <kage> i'd rather fuck you than your gf
#202
<Naypam> I can see myself in romania <Naypam> casually walking home from DH <Naypam> to the hotel near kage's <Naypam> and masturbating as I walk <Naypam> kage going NO <Naypam> NO <Naypam> NO NAY NO <Naypam> and slapping my dick <Naypam> until it goes soft <Naypam> and falls off
#690
<Bad> Fuck <Bad> Didn't shake last drip properly <Bad> And I'm wearing jogging trousers <Bad> Both my legs are basically made of pee right now <Bad> Worst feeling <Naypam> > "[u'239.423.245.50'] <Naypam> 🤔 <Bad> Indeed Naypam <Bad> My story is about I pee <Naypam> 1p < 2p <Bad> Raziel > me ? <Naypam> tho 5p < all <Naypam> those shitty small 5p coins <Naypam> all coins should be gigantic <Phixion> yeah like megabytecoin <Phixion> you gotta have a massive last drop Bad <Bad> Phixion: I was in a hurry <Bad> Regrets are made <Phixion> rush back to irc? <Phixion> missed a hilight?
#173
<Juno> newkirk city <Juno> newkirk city <Juno> newkirk city <Juno> newkirk city <Juno> newkirk city <RazielTipBot> R> Juno just won R 0.004