<how-hiGh> are you raised on a farm bad?
<Bad> No but my sister owns a farm
<how-hiGh> cause you sure know how to rise my cock
<Raziel> do you know what's happening to your eyes as it's getting better again?
<Raziel> like are parts of the eyeball healing or what
<moop> yeah exactly
<moop> lazors cut everything out so it takes time to revive
<moop> like, everything between the lazor and the part it needs to fix
<Raziel> cool that it heals by itself
<Bad> >heals by itself
<Bad> lol Raziel
<Bad> You really think that's how it works
<Bad> Read up on judaism
<moop> you joke but there are techniques on how to regrow your foreskin
<moop> it's like stretching your earlobes but instead you do that with the penis flesh
<wellborg> people just called me a retard on reddit
<wellborg> and by people i mean some retard
<moop> fuck i hate eye checkups
<moop> they put these drops that make your shit wider
<Valacar> eye drops makes your shit wider?
<Valacar> i don't think you applying it correctly tbh
<Valacar> you are*
<Happy0> > Be me, visiting Naypalm's flat for the first time
<Happy0> > Enter the RedditEU gaming lounge
<Happy0> > goodtimes.jpg
<Happy0> > Open my mouth to say 'yoyoyo' and inquire to as the state of the dealio
<Happy0> > Trip over the famous cum stain on the carpet
<Happy0> > Fall, face first, onto a syringe
<Happy0> > Scramble to get up.. Syringes catching on to me everywhere as I flail around
<Happy0> > Like I'm in a cactus farm
<Happy0> > Find myself in Naypam's bedroom. Blood on the walls, the sheets, everywhere.
<Happy0> > Naypam in a k-hole in the corner, shoe on his head, vacant expression
<Happy0> > Scream
<Happy0> > Run into the money vault
<Happy0> help me end this story, guys =[
<Happy0> i'm not sure where to take it!
<zid> I played a BW game against vequeth and lost
<zid> he did a bullshit strat
<zid> where he knows what his buildings do
<Naypam> terraform show | grep SSH -B8
<Naypam> lul -B8
<Naypam> bate
<Naypam> masturbate
<Naypam> also I meant -A
<Naypam> fucking always mix up -A and -B
<Naypam> never -C tho
<gojira> devops
<Raziel> how do you mix those up
<Raziel> A for after
<Raziel> B for before
<Raziel> ??????
<gojira> after 8?
<Naypam> my mind went A comes before B so A shows prior lines
<moop> alias A='B' imo
<Naypam> not this retarded "A for After" bullshit like wtf
<Naypam> who remembers this
<Naypam> C for "before and after" amirite
<Naypam> C for combined (ambiguous, see -A/B)
<gojira> the fuck are you on about
<Naypam> you know what
<Naypam> fuck you
<Naypam> suck my dick
<Raziel> you don't know true uphills until you've stood on the... what do you call the escalators without steps? from the schiphol train station
<gojira> stairs...
<ad13> gojira is a french heavy metal band named after the japanese stem for godzilla
<ad13> i just though he really liked JIRA
<Naypam> pretty sure you can? I think BBC Radio is free worldwide
<lovely> We don't pay our tv costs Naypam.
<lovely> So they might send inspectors after us.
<Naypam> haha, the BBC?
<BadFurDay> rofl BBC inspectors
<BadFurDay> They would be all like « you wot m8 »
<lovely> YOU WOT M8
<lovely> NAE LICENSE!?
<lovely> AGAINST THE WALL
<BadFurDay> Exactly how I picture it
<lovely> With their top hats.
<lovely> And bobby uniforms.
<lovely> And they'll haul a red phone booth with them.
<lovely> And ride a double decker bus.
<Naypam> omfg it's not like that at all
<Naypam> they write you a letter
<BadFurDay> yes Naypam, that's the first step
<Naypam> then apparently come and check and say "let us in"
<Naypam> and you say "no"
<BadFurDay> a letter handwritten by the queen
<Naypam> and then they can't come back
<Naypam> because they have no actual authority
<BadFurDay> then the double deck bus arrives
<BadFurDay> with the guards
<BadFurDay> and their marge simpson hats
<lovely> only the guards cant move BadFurDay
<lovely> so they just stand there
<lovely> in silence
<Naypam> omg
<Naypam> not even like that
<Naypam> wtf
<BadFurDay> wow Naypam are you even british?
<BadFurDay> scotland is part of queen's land
<lovely> while they eat a "pie"
<BadFurDay> Hopefully under an umbrella
<lovely> MY DEAR OLD CHAP, NAE LICENSE!?
<lovely> BRING IN THE GUARDS!
<lovely> And they just stand there.