* BadFurDay has joined #redditeu
<BadFurDay> god damn
<BadFurDay> I need anger management courses
<BadFurDay> there was a trio of little fucks in the bus who were talking about skiddy shit
<BadFurDay> gloating about how they were pissing off their teachers by giving their homework in password protected tar.gz
<BadFurDay> gloating about how they could crack the passes of their school's computers in 20 seconds
<BadFurDay> and making plans about how they'd best piss off their teachers next
<BadFurDay> of note: "tar.gz is like, the best troll, because you can like, only open it on linux"
<BadFurDay> I exploded at the little fucks and put them back in place
<BadFurDay> they looked all ruined and mad
<BadFurDay> but then people in the bus got even madder
<BadFurDay> and asked me to step out
<BadFurDay> had to walk home ffs
<BadFurDay> do you like shit Naypalm
<BadFurDay> do you like
<BadFurDay> turd play
<BadFurDay> Don't lie to me
<Naypalm> BadFurDay doesn't bother me
<BadFurDay> what
<Naypalm> don't give a fuck
<BadFurDay> no this is not a good answer
<BadFurDay> it repulses you
<BadFurDay> no
<BadFurDay> no you don't
<BadFurDay> god
<BadFurDay> why do I still ask you questions
<Naypalm> I'm so desperate right now I'd fuck an animal
* Naypalm runs to farm
<BadFurDay> shit is foul
<nonpc> BadFurDay, why does that girl not interact with me :(
<BadFurDay> nonpc: you don't eat your own cum
<nonpc> oh
<Naypalm> I have :D
* Naypalm nom nom
<dux0r> feces and semen hour on #redditeu
<dux0r> just like clockwork
<zid> You tell that bitch, that in the ghetto, that washing non-color safe synthetics at 60C degress might cost you your life
<Garner> I want to be anime fag
<how-hiGh> rumoured that sperm has good nutritional value for muscle gains
<Naypam> interesting
<Naypam> if you don't have +x on the directory the returned error seems to be that cd isn't a command
<Raziel> lol?
<Naypam> try this
<Raziel> bash: cd: foo: Permission denied
<Naypam> sudo mkdir aoeu && sudo chmod 700 aoeu && sudo cd aoeu
<Raziel> sudo cd aoeu
<Raziel> really?
<Naypam> TRY IT
<Wan> Would you save cp under the name child_pr0n.tar.gz?
<Naypam> I don't use gzip pls
<Naypam> would be .xz
<Wan> No, with you it's .tar.d
<Bad> I just had the worst adventurer ever. space I woke up with the need to shit and I was asleep seized so after shitting I wiped my ass with my sleeping boxer briefs now it's 1 a.m. and I'm busy washing shit away from my underwear also text to speech to text seems to be working well
<Bad> As Naypam started fondling my balls, I started touching his chin to finally discover what a beard feels like. Sadly, him sharing my stubble issue, all I was left with was elusive dreams of romance with Bad.
<Bad> I pushed Naypam over on the bed, removed his shitty oversized trousers, and let his lil cock slide in my mouth. As per australian tradition, my finger made its way towards his anus. Strangely, he seemed to welcome it.
<Bad> As the rowdiness of the act grew, I realized that my life would never be fulfilled until I got my hands on Bad, his legendary member being the only key that would ever unlock my road to pleasure.
<Bad> I sighed, closed my eyes, thought as hard as I could of Dustin Browder, and came.
<Bad> To be continued once I replenish my creativity reserves by writing more Laravel code.
<ad13> my belly button is sore when i pull it
<ad13> :(
<Bad> ... pull it
<ad13> like, put my finger in the hole, and move it around
<Bad> uhm
<ad13> gently like
<Bad> ok
<ad13> nothing crazy