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#73
<Raziel> http://www.screddit.eu/bash.php?429 <Raziel> immortalized! <nonpc> nu wtf <nonpc> nuuuu <nonpc> wtffffff <nonpc> jesus. <nonpc> that's not even funny <nonpc> ok <nonpc> my mom will shave my head now <nonpc> gg <BadFurDay> wat <nonpc> I SAID GG
#401
<moop> well i started playing after everyone quit <moop> and my sound bugged out for some reason <moop> audio was completely reversed <moop> like, right sounds were coming from left speaker and etc <moop> googled a bit, found people with the same problem on bnet forums <moop> wrote a reply and continued playing <moop> suddenly i realize i put the headphones on the wrong side <moop> rip my life <moop> deleted my comments in shame
#273
<Garner> i am having a Skype convo with my d
#33
<Naypam> after sleepover <Naypam> went for showher, masturbate on floor <Naypam> have shower <Naypam> perfecet <Naypam> but everybody's done that too <Naypam> also omg was a party <Naypam> hot girls and everything <Naypam> but I masturbated in the toilet <Naypam> was awesome <Naypam> then went for a walk with a friend smoking <Naypam> like a tree <BFD|Slave> god <BFD|Slave> this guy <Naypam> BFD|Slave nightmare <BFD|Slave> is King Wank <BFD|Slave> more wanker than a wanker <kage> what can i say... <Naypam> yeah but when you'er like 15 <Naypam> you see a leg <Naypam> FAP FAP FAP <BFD|Slave> at a party with hot girls <BFD|Slave> BETTER FAP <BFD|Slave> what the fuck <Naypam> well it was after the party had died down <kage> nay, does haiku know all this ? <kage> is he gonna wake up one day <kage> and see you on top of his bed <kage> masturbating ? <BFD|Slave> kage: rofl, I can imagine haiku arriving at Naypam's place, and nay going "Yeah so we'll have to share a bunk bed" <BFD|Slave> With a huge smile on his face <kage> like the one i'm having right now <kage> right ? <BFD|Slave> yes <BFD|Slave> pretty much <kage> that would be awesome <dux0r> =/ <Naypam> it's okay <Naypam> I'm the master of subtlty
#686
<ad13> just logged in to my email at work <ad13> some guy has accidentally replied to his manager-level "Bottom performing employees" email <ad13> and sent it to the all-employees internal mailing list
#269
<Bad> I love how Naypam calls people prissy <Bad> but he is a fucking flower of the highest order <Bad> you're a flower Naypam <Bad> that's what
#144
<kage__> thought about getting a webcam for you guys <kage__> but then decided not to <kage__> cause i play in my underwear <happy0> ararararara~ <Raziel> lol <Ensiferous> kage__: What brand? <kage__> logitech <kage__> ofc <kage__> i only buy logitech peripherals <kage__> their 1080p webcam <Ensiferous> kage__: No what brand of underwear?
#347
<FredG> I'm like a pig at work <FredG> with crisps chocolate and coca cola <moop> in before fat <moop> FredG: is everything free tho? <FredG> yes <Raziel> that's disgusting FredG <Raziel> get free water and fruit instead <FredG> no such thing Raziel <FredG> besides im 1kg <FredG> why should I care <Raziel> then ask for it! <Raziel> you should care because sugary food is bad for your focus and concentration long term <FredG> oh <FredG> ok ill call it <FredG> or whatever <FredG> dunno anyone except them <Raziel> rofl [ the next day ... ] <FredG> are you assassin <FredG> symaskin <Raziel> SYMASKIN <FredG> symaskinen <FredG> FUXK <FredG> sysadmin <Raziel> FredG are you a symaskin? <FredG> no <FredG> I call IT för that <FredG> even called for fruits... <FredG> he was mad <Raziel> rofl <Raziel> I didn't think you were serious <Raziel> hahaha <FredG> :D <Raziel> actually lol'd <moop> FredG: how did that talk even go? <moop> "hello IT i need fruits" <FredG> no <moop> "hi, i have a problem. there are no fruits" <FredG> he said hi that's Adrian from IT, how can I help you fred <FredG> I said where do I find fruits <FredG> he said just go to the 2nd floor in the canteen <FredG> then was like <FredG> IS THAT ALL <FredG> I said yes, he hung up <FredG> was mad
#851
<Bad> ok story <Bad> when I was a teen I went to a pharmacy and asked the pharmacist <Bad> « [censored] size condoms please » <Bad> he looked at me and told me <Bad> uhm ok buddy, you just pick them up in the shop <Bad> and ring them at the register <Bad> I never went to that pharmacy again
#507
<Valacar> but technically i'm bilingual since my father speaks swedish as his native language <gojira> AHA <gojira> NOT A REAL FIN <Valacar> tho he never speaks it :D <gar> u finnoswede? <Valacar> kinda <Valacar> and kinda not <Naypam> OHHHHHH <gojira> that is enough for today <Naypam> Valacar is swedish <Naypam> this explains EVERYTHING <Valacar> I AM NTO <Valacar> NOT <Naypam> I did not realise this <Naypam> I should have know oh my god