[ Raziel starts a game named "Empires Apart" on Steam ]
Valacar: do you need clue?
Raziel: what?
Valacar: well your empires are apart
Valacar: h0h0h00h0h0h0h0h0h
Raziel: you mean glue?
Valacar: of fuck
Valacar: nvm
Valacar: this conversation never happened
<Bad> I thought of you today btw Raziel
<Bad> There was this funny looking midget right
<Bad> Because he was black and I had never seen a black midget before
<Bad> Well, there's that singer from the Geto Boys but he looks jamaican black, not african black
<Bad> Anyway I was like damn that's interesting
<Bad> And like, that would be a sight for my man Raziel
<Bad> Pretty much it.
<Raziel> o_o
<foxpc> Started chatting up with this one girl. She seems nice.
<foxpc> Gonna report when I have more info!
<Juno> what colour her underwear?
<foxpc> Juno, I hope, red!
<Juno> eww
<foxpc> wut.
<foxpc> red color is the best color!
<Pianoo> you on omegle again fox?
<Naypam> http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=22079
<Naypam> bought that
<Naypam> looks like a spaceship
<Naypam> gonna fuck it
<Bad> Oh rofl guys I have to tell you about my dream tonight btw
<Bad> I was with Raziel in Cannes walking about
<Bad> And Raziel kicked something on the ground
<Bad> And I thought it would be funny to shout allah akbar as he did it
<Bad> Then I turn around
<Bad> And there's a family of muslims
<Bad> And they tried to kill us
<Bad> I ran so hard it woke me up at 2 am
<Bad> Maybe wait for Raziel's advice
<Bad> He's expert on women
<how-hiGh> he is always quiet when we are discussing sex and relationships lol
<how-hiGh> I'm even afraid to mock him for this because it seems like a serious psychological issue for him
<Bad> It is
<Bad> Weird
<how-hiGh> we're against internet bullying, remember?
<Bad> You don't usually notice things like that about people
<Bad> But it actually is true
<Bad> No bullying, srs, etc
<how-hiGh> I don't know for sure, but maybe his lack of success with women somehow related to the fact that his head looks like an egg with hair on top of it
<how-hiGh> and it wasn't even THAT pun I prepared
<midnightoil> fuck u they cant even pickpocket
<kage> bro
<kage> i'll have you know i can pickpocket the best
<kage> i pickpocket so best, i stole your mum's virginity
<BFD|Slave> gtfo world of tanks ad :(
<Raziel> this is more important than watching gsl
<BFD|Slave> not relaxing
<BFD|Slave> I want zoozoo
<BFD|Slave> Gonna go watch zoozoo on youtube instead
<BFD|Slave> Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1unKjzlfrFA
* BFD|Slave chills
<Raziel> THE AUDIO ISN'T CHOPPY
<Raziel> I NEED MY STREET DRUG ZOOZOO AD WITH CHOPPY AUDIO
<BFD|Slave> omg
<BFD|Slave> zoozoo started in gsl
<BFD|Slave> zoozoo is playing TWICE on my browser
<BFD|Slave> SIMULTANEOUSLY
<Raziel> LOL
* BFD|Slave dies
<Bad> They say every moop has a birthmark
<Bad> If you had to get naked with someone to check
<Bad> Who would you pick
<moop> tourettes girl
<Bad> on redditeu I meant
<Bad> loser
<moop> oh
<moop> hmm
<moop> i assume you mean male
<Bad> Obviously
<moop> i assume you want me to say you cuz that's the gayest question i have been asked in my life
<Naypalm> I wish played terran
<moop_> terran is best with sandwitch
<Naypalm> I gave terran a blowjob yesterday
<Naypalm> had full gay sex with terran