<Garner> fuck you garner
<Garner> google*
<Naypalm> used my ex gf's dildo too
<BFD|Slave> Why would you dildo your ass Naypalm
<BFD|Slave> Why
<Naypalm> wondered what it was like
<Naypalm> it was all pink and squishy
<BFD|Slave> And what was it like?
<Naypalm> pretty shit
<kage__> i played a horrible game of ZvP
<kage__> where i busted this really bad gold protoss
<kage__> on us
<kage__> i am not one to bm
<kage__> but this guy was bad
<kage__> so i just said
<kage__> how bad can you be?
<kage__> and he said
<kage__> do you like dick?
<kage__> and i'm like
<kage__> yes
<kage__> and he quit
<kage__> fucking homophobe
<Bad> Just had a once in a lifetime experience
<Bad> Taking a shit during a hiccup
<Bad> It's so funny
<Bad> Every hiccup makes a bit of shit plop down in the water
<haiku> did you lose nay?
<Garner> ofc he did, he's bronze
<Garner> just altered his monitor's contrast and now thinks he's gold
<Raziel> didn't know you were such a homophobe!
<Bad> Raziel I'm so homophobic I got redditeu rid of Naypam
<Bad> I just had the worst adventurer ever. space I woke up with the need to shit and I was asleep seized so after shitting I wiped my ass with my sleeping boxer briefs now it's 1 a.m. and I'm busy washing shit away from my underwear also text to speech to text seems to be working well
<moop> so Bad why don't french have a word for enterpreneur
<Bad> We don't have such a thing because we are not as good as americans
<Bad> We can't create only imitate
<moop> like that matrix quote, "imitate this"
<moop> or something
<Bad> yeah
<Bad> you can each take one pill, be it the blue one you will experience reality, be it the green one you will go into space
<Bad> my favorite part of the matrix
<moop> don't you go into 420valhalla if you toke the green pill tho
<Bad> no that's after the scene where Morphoses fucks Leia but she's his aunt
(...one hour later)
<ad13> wtf
<ad13> isn't it red pill
<Naypam> suck
<Naypam> my
<Naypam> duck
<Bad> omg it's a sign
<Bad> Phone call by a woman I want to get it on with
<Bad> Confirm we can see tomorrow
<Bad> I hang up my phone
<Bad> Battery says 69%
<Bad> IT'S A SIGN
<Garner> ...
<Raziel> ...
<Garner> #redditeu