QDB

#372
<Raziel> Bad will accept anyone who looks up to him as a friend, and how-hiGh will look up to anyone who claims to have a lot of sex with women
#331
<Bad> hey Garner do you know where the jews fled from norway after all their rice got burned <Bad> Israziel
#811
<moop> Raziel: you removed [editor's note: raziel identifies as male] :( <Raziel> I identify as a white cis male <Raziel> not just a male <Raziel> get your pronouns right <moop> pls you identify as an emotionless python script <Raziel> please python is filled with emotion <Valacar> do we really need to hear Raziel's masturbation stories 0o
#177
<Garner> I am a retard
#244
<Naypalm> oh oh oh <Naypalm> remember that story about the girl I didn't rape? <Naypalm> turns out she's notorious in aberdeen as a fucking psyco <Naypalm> (y) <Garner_> wat <Naypalm> yeah <Naypalm> name's chloe <Raziel> ..... <Raziel> there aren't that many girls you haven't raped since you expect us to remember her, I take it <Naypalm> just one that I didn't rape! <Naypalm> wait <Naypalm> no <Garner_> o_o <Naypalm> yeah
#405
<how-hiGh> attention please <how-hiGh> An old man took his phone to a repair shop, they said nothing was wrong with it. <how-hiGh> He then responds "then why don't my kids ever call me?" As he looked down and walked away slowly... <Naypam> how-hiGh: why did the chicken cross the road? <Naypam> to get away from you <how-hiGh> :/
#419
<Raziel> that feeling when you're proud of your shit <Raziel> didn't have to wipe a lot, didn't smell awful, they were all lying in an orderly fashion in the toilet bowl <Raziel> almost felt like taking a picture
#758
<Bad> Oh. http://start-irc-bullying.eu/ [nsfw] <Bad> Well. <Raziel> ROFL <Bad> That certainly is a website. <Bad> sup Raziel <Bad> translate ty <moop> ty = thank you
#58
<lovely> Raziel: Guess what I tested today. <Raziel> programming in visual basic <lovely> No. <lovely> If my phone is waterproof. <Raziel> did you test it on purpose? <lovely> More a spur of the moment thing. <Raziel> I take that as a no <Raziel> so <Raziel> what was the test result? <lovely> It's not waterproof. <Raziel> interesting <lovely> Yeah.
#652
<moop> fuck qdb <moop> rewatching a designated survivor scene for the third time because i was too busy reading qdb <moop> and rofling