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#761
<gojira> ok so <gojira> want to know how retarded i am? <Bad> Oh nice, you're alive <gojira> i've never failed this hard in my life <gojira> yea <gojira> my operation is the 18th <gojira> not the 16th <gojira> ...... <Raziel> LOL <Bad> lmao <Bad> good one <gojira> they had to prescribe me extra meds <gojira> because i had already taken them all <gojira> and not eaten for 24 hours <gojira> etc <gojira> MOTHERFUCKER
#16
<Naypam> awwwwwwwwwww what the fuck my boss <Naypam> inb4 "raziel" <BFD|Slave> "raziel" <Raziel> wat <Naypam> my teeth feel really clean <Naypam> interesting
#87
< Naypalm> I actually camee on the floor on monday < Naypalm> people walk through that now < Naypalm> it's a good mark
#115
<Raziel> I don't think nonpc understands col1 = col2 <nonpc> what <BadFurDay> or some grouping on count(*) > 1 <lovely> Which is why I explained it. <nonpc> ofc I do :| <nonpc> col1 = other row's col1 and col2 = other row's col2 <nonpc> not sure how it can be explained any more
#762
<Raziel> do you know what's happening to your eyes as it's getting better again? <Raziel> like are parts of the eyeball healing or what <moop> yeah exactly <moop> lazors cut everything out so it takes time to revive <moop> like, everything between the lazor and the part it needs to fix <Raziel> cool that it heals by itself <Bad> >heals by itself <Bad> lol Raziel <Bad> You really think that's how it works <Bad> Read up on judaism <moop> you joke but there are techniques on how to regrow your foreskin <moop> it's like stretching your earlobes but instead you do that with the penis flesh
#146
<ad13> I should've just nailed the hot rock chick in the caves that gave us the free joint <ad13> But for some reason when I smoke weed I just don't care about getting laid <ad13> Tim was like "very disappointed in you last night" lol
#664
<Naypam> terraform show | grep SSH -B8 <Naypam> lul -B8 <Naypam> bate <Naypam> masturbate <Naypam> also I meant -A <Naypam> fucking always mix up -A and -B <Naypam> never -C tho <gojira> devops <Raziel> how do you mix those up <Raziel> A for after <Raziel> B for before <Raziel> ?????? <gojira> after 8? <Naypam> my mind went A comes before B so A shows prior lines <moop> alias A='B' imo <Naypam> not this retarded "A for After" bullshit like wtf <Naypam> who remembers this <Naypam> C for "before and after" amirite <Naypam> C for combined (ambiguous, see -A/B) <gojira> the fuck are you on about <Naypam> you know what <Naypam> fuck you <Naypam> suck my dick
#128
<Garner> BadFurDay <Garner> Ultimate question <Garner> Which country is third world? <BadFurDay> Garner: Countries with no internet (but a massive presence in MMOs, ruining them) <BadFurDay> Such as poland, russia, brazil <BadFurDay> Those countries get most of their food through cannibalism and eating rocks and snow
#359
<how-hiGh> tfw caught own reflection in laptop screen and it ruined your day
#349
<dux0r> Raziels idea of a better day is going home and coding an SC2 ranking algorythm plugin for WordPress