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#395
<Bad> He was laughing because he couldn't reach the balls <Bad> So he had to suck harder <Bad> And it made him laughk <Bad> Just then he looks up and sees me taking a picture of him sucking the balls as hard as possible <Bad> So he was probably thinking « eh » <moop> The balls were good tho
#42
<Naypam> hey zid you little fucker you owe me money for escorting you!
#531
<moop> i'd fuck Bad <gojira> you'd fuck anything with a hole and a heartbeat and the second part is optional <moop> that's what i said <Raziel> My hand has a heart beat <gojira> is this Raziel suggesting moop can fuck his hand? <Bad> Raziel: please elaborate on your odd as fuck phrase <gojira> yea <gojira> wtf
#126
<Naypalm> https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Offended <nonpc> omg <nonpc> what <nonpc> the <nonpc> fuck
#271
<how-hiGh> moop how did you quit being awkward? <how-hiGh> advice
#141
<nonpc> BadFurDay, how's coding going <BadFurDay> Good ! <nonpc> What are you coding bro? <Garner> A penis in 3d <BadFurDay> nonpc: A penis in 3d <BadFurDay> Actually, doing something silly for my website on april 1st <BadFurDay> A rain of spinning dicks <Garner> Wow <BadFurDay> They fall down slowly like snowflakes, funny shit <BadFurDay> I am so not 12 years old <Garner> Hard to code though, must be sure semen doesn't leak <BadFurDay> :D <BadFurDay> Super easy to code, won't leak <BadFurDay> You just add a dickplug() <BadFurDay> And an urethratampon()
#694
<ad13> tomorrow i test drive a tesla model s <ad13> :o <moop> why, they need a dummy? <moop> ayyy <moop> you walked right into that ⇐ ad13 quit: Leaving
#502
<Bad> I was doing all this sports shit right <Bad> Rollerblading used to be seen as not gay back in the day so there were always groupie-ish girls <Bad> And this one once told me my parents are gone tonight I'll be bored wanna come over :))))) <Bad> I said no I have to practice for next week's race and I'll need sleep <Bad> Took me like 5 years to have a random flashback memory to this scene <Bad> That made me cringe so hard I had to stop walking and start talking out loud to myself <Bad> I think everyone who's been social in their teens went through such an experience <Bad> With or without remembering it <Raziel> thank god I wasn't social [sometime later] <Raziel> https://www.twitch.tv/shadder2k placements about to happen <Raziel> this was massively entertainign last time he did it <moop> eh i'll watch <Raziel> wanna mumble while we watch moop? <moop> Raziel: nah but ty <gojira> Bad: ^ <gojira> moop just didnt realized )
#638
<Bad> tfw I keep watching this harry potter x-men shit because I'm actually interested in the plot now <moop> rofl <Bad> tfw I keep watching this harry potter x-men shit because I'm actually interested in the plot now <Bad> tfw I keep watching this harry potter x-men shit because I'm actually interested in the plot now <Bad> ok maybe not roll elbow on keyboard
#442
<Bad> Oh rofl guys I have to tell you about my dream tonight btw <Bad> I was with Raziel in Cannes walking about <Bad> And Raziel kicked something on the ground <Bad> And I thought it would be funny to shout allah akbar as he did it <Bad> Then I turn around <Bad> And there's a family of muslims <Bad> And they tried to kill us <Bad> I ran so hard it woke me up at 2 am