<nonpc> I like spending my time and choosing condoms
<nonpc> it's like
<nonpc> building a computer or osmething
<nonpc> even more interesting
* Raziel is nazi
<Raziel> teehee
<kage_> a black child molestor
<kage_> what
<zid> who'd molest a black child, that's gross
<FredG> fuck sake
<FredG> i was typing a message to someone and meant to say, you didn't have breakfast right?
<FredG> I said you didn't have sex right
<FredG> wasn't a typo
<FredG> I was thinking of redditeu
<Raziel> many brazilian shemales are pretty hot tbh
<FredG> my setup works just fine
<FredG> just lost my index.html file
<dux0r> I've just added Princess Diana as a friend on the Xbox
<dux0r> I don't think she has any games for it though, because she's always on the dashboard.
<moop> also the lady that was on the phone kept calling me a she
<moop> 🤔
<moop> this is pretty emasculating
<moop> should i sue her for emasculating a cripple?
<Raziel> moop adventures
<moop> she literally attacked my identity
<moop> this is horrible
<moop> i could get depressed
<moop> could kill myself
<moop> she should be put in jail
<moop> I AM A MAN
<moop> a manly man
* moop flexes 💪
<Valacar> the more important thing is that you did not correct her
<moop> rofl i actually did
<moop> Valacar: you think she cared?
<moop> she was mocking me
<moop> tbh she realized eventually
<moop> not when i corrected her tho
<Valacar> wew
<Valacar> harsh
<moop> this is worse than rape by deception
<FredG> I'm like a pig at work
<FredG> with crisps chocolate and coca cola
<moop> in before fat
<moop> FredG: is everything free tho?
<FredG> yes
<Raziel> that's disgusting FredG
<Raziel> get free water and fruit instead
<FredG> no such thing Raziel
<FredG> besides im 1kg
<FredG> why should I care
<Raziel> then ask for it!
<Raziel> you should care because sugary food is bad for your focus and concentration long term
<FredG> oh
<FredG> ok ill call it
<FredG> or whatever
<FredG> dunno anyone except them
<Raziel> rofl
[ the next day ... ]
<FredG> are you assassin
<FredG> symaskin
<Raziel> SYMASKIN
<FredG> symaskinen
<FredG> FUXK
<FredG> sysadmin
<Raziel> FredG are you a symaskin?
<FredG> no
<FredG> I call IT för that
<FredG> even called for fruits...
<FredG> he was mad
<Raziel> rofl
<Raziel> I didn't think you were serious
<Raziel> hahaha
<FredG> :D
<Raziel> actually lol'd
<moop> FredG: how did that talk even go?
<moop> "hello IT i need fruits"
<FredG> no
<moop> "hi, i have a problem. there are no fruits"
<FredG> he said hi that's Adrian from IT, how can I help you fred
<FredG> I said where do I find fruits
<FredG> he said just go to the 2nd floor in the canteen
<FredG> then was like
<FredG> IS THAT ALL
<FredG> I said yes, he hung up
<FredG> was mad
<Valacar> anal is how moop fails