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#181
<Naypam> pretty sure you can? I think BBC Radio is free worldwide <lovely> We don't pay our tv costs Naypam. <lovely> So they might send inspectors after us. <Naypam> haha, the BBC? <BadFurDay> rofl BBC inspectors <BadFurDay> They would be all like « you wot m8 » <lovely> YOU WOT M8 <lovely> NAE LICENSE!? <lovely> AGAINST THE WALL <BadFurDay> Exactly how I picture it <lovely> With their top hats. <lovely> And bobby uniforms. <lovely> And they'll haul a red phone booth with them. <lovely> And ride a double decker bus. <Naypam> omfg it's not like that at all <Naypam> they write you a letter <BadFurDay> yes Naypam, that's the first step <Naypam> then apparently come and check and say "let us in" <Naypam> and you say "no" <BadFurDay> a letter handwritten by the queen <Naypam> and then they can't come back <Naypam> because they have no actual authority <BadFurDay> then the double deck bus arrives <BadFurDay> with the guards <BadFurDay> and their marge simpson hats <lovely> only the guards cant move BadFurDay <lovely> so they just stand there <lovely> in silence <Naypam> omg <Naypam> not even like that <Naypam> wtf <BadFurDay> wow Naypam are you even british? <BadFurDay> scotland is part of queen's land <lovely> while they eat a "pie" <BadFurDay> Hopefully under an umbrella <lovely> MY DEAR OLD CHAP, NAE LICENSE!? <lovely> BRING IN THE GUARDS! <lovely> And they just stand there.
#29
<Naypam> let me get a rough estimate of my lifetime masturbations <Naypam> about 8200 times <Naypam> easily going to hit 10k faps like <Naypam> in the next year or two <Naypam> wonder if I'll hit 100k <Naypam> that would be quite hard <lively> you going to fap 4 times a day nay? <Naypam> no but average now is twice a day <Naypam> used to be 4-5 times a day <Naypam> morning and night, sometimes when I get home from work <BFD|Slave> Naypam: wanker <dux0r> 21900 faps <dux0r> at least <Naypam> rofl <Naypam> god damn that's way more than me <Naypam> even including the age difference <dux0r> 4*365*15 <Naypam> 4 <Naypam> FOUR <lively> 4 <Naypam> I only did 4-5 when I was a teenager <dux0r> i told u i was hardcore mother fuckers
#224
<Naypam> I also paid for the stamp <Naypam> in 1p coins <Naypam> 79 of them <Naypam> rofl'd <Naypam> the guy was mad at the post office <Bad`> LOL Naypam <Bad`> hahahahahhahaaaaaaaa <Naypam> but I needed to get rid of my shit change <Raziel> .......... <Raziel> oh <Bad`> 79 queens <Bad`> I'd rage <Naypam> I made little stacks of 10 <Naypam> 7 stacks of them <Naypam> then took one off <Naypam> then PUSHED THEM ALL OVER INTO HIS COLLECTION BIN :'D <Naypam> HE HAD TO RECOUNT :'DI <Naypam> DDDDDDDDDDDD <Raziel> oh my god what * Naypam dead <Naypam> Raziel: they have this screen they "hide" behind <Bad`> roooooofl Naypam <Naypam> and a little metal tray you can pass letters through <Bad`> fuck the uk though <Bad`> move to Salamanca or something <Bad`> life cheaper <Raziel> hahahaha <Naypam> I lined up all my 7x10x1p coins <Naypam> then just causally pushed them into the tray <Naypam> like "sup" <Naypam> count 'em <Phixion> :D <Naypam> he mad, I mad <Naypam> but I happy mad <Raziel> biggest dick move 2015
#603
<Raziel> wtf it's a 350 line C program <Raziel> I can work with this [.. 10 minutes later ..] <Raziel> god this code <Raziel> MIXED TABS AND SPACES <Raziel> incompetent linux swine bastards [.. 20 minutes later ..] <Raziel> oh god <Raziel> I regret looking at this
#32
<Naypam> like <Naypam> if you're in a friend's bed <Naypam> no porn to masturbate to <Naypam> make your own
#462
<moop> Raziel: probably you have some tiny asshole that is hard to spot
#168
<Gloop> Garner so nigger he can't even spell job <Garner> fuck you Gloop <Garner> you french pornstar
#135
<nonpc> I remember talking to a retard. <nonpc> Oh wait, I am always the retard.
#200
<Raziel> PEP 420 <Raziel> yolo
#562
<gojira> 99% sure on being in edinbro last weekend of july <gojira> sleeping with the nay <gojira> at the nay <gojira> not with <gojira> wtf