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#19
<BadFurDay> mice <nonpc> mouses <BadFurDay> I don't want, nonpc, it's a good mouse :D <BadFurDay> mice <Laizkiz> Having your English corrected by a French person is the worst thing that can happen. <Laizkiz> sucks2bu cableguy <nonpc> haha <zid> mouses <zid> is correct <zid> the french guy is just wrong <nonpc> o/ <Laizkiz> :O <zid> The online Oxford Dictionaries entry for mouse states the plural for the small rodent is mice, while the plural for the small computer connected device is either mice or mouses. <Laizkiz> :O <Laizkiz> TIL <Laizkiz> LOL <Laizkiz> FRENCHFAG WAS WRONG <nonpc> POW <Laizkiz> h33h33 <zid> ofc, he's french <zid> that's his job <zid> to be wrong, but be arrogant about it <Laizkiz> BadFurDay, here's your white flag, you know what to do. <kage_> FATALITY <kage_> ZID WINS
#642
<Bad> OMG THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN SINCE I SAW A MAN GIVE MOUTH TO MOUTH TO A DOG TO SAVE HIS LIFE AND ACTUALLY IT MIGHT BE EVEN BETTER LITERALLY WHERE CAN I BUY THIS RAZIEL I WOULD DRAG MY BALLS THROUGH GLASS IF I HAD TO IF IT MEANT I COULD OWN THIS GADGET
#772
<Raziel> https://i.redd.it/a1rzemotstd11.jpg me irl for real <Bad> Opening up is real nice though <Bad> You should try some time <Bad> just gotta be the right people <moop> reminds me of the time i realized i have a case of diarrhea 10 minutes into a 1h bus ride <moop> wasn't fun
#376
<Wan> France emergency state is getting out of hand <Wan> Even white people have their bags checked
#244
<Naypalm> oh oh oh <Naypalm> remember that story about the girl I didn't rape? <Naypalm> turns out she's notorious in aberdeen as a fucking psyco <Naypalm> (y) <Garner_> wat <Naypalm> yeah <Naypalm> name's chloe <Raziel> ..... <Raziel> there aren't that many girls you haven't raped since you expect us to remember her, I take it <Naypalm> just one that I didn't rape! <Naypalm> wait <Naypalm> no <Garner_> o_o <Naypalm> yeah
#371
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#654
<Raziel> I started taking beer today <Bad> Raziel: this usage of « taking » makes it sound like a hard drug <Bad> like you injected beer in your veins with a syringe <Raziel> well it is isn't it <Bad> or sniffed beer <Bad> Yeah it is a hard drug <Bad> But I mean <Raziel> I took it orally <Bad> name of your sextape
#250
<Raziel> REMIND ME AGAIN WHY I CAME BACK TO THIS SHITHOLE OF WISPY BEARDED POT SMOKING FAT FAGCUNT BITCOIN WORSHIPPERS WHO OBSESS OVER ME AND MAKE A SPORT OUT OF DRIVING ME INSANE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#83
<Naypam> I have more sperm than you BFD|Slave <zid> in your mouth <Naypam> I wish <zid> wut <zid> as in, "wut a faggot" <Naypam> I occasionally eat my own sperm <zid> I did it once <zid> it was a bad idea <zid> It had a poor texture <Naypam> yeah the texture is pretty bad <Naypam> doesn't taste bad though <Naypam> funny after taste too <Naypam> but it saves wiping it with a sock or something <zid> I use discarded crisp packets / coke cans when I am being lazy <Naypam> yeah that's fine <Naypam> usually just use disgarded underwear these days! <Naypam> used to just wipe with my bed sheet <zid> not a box? <Naypam> but if girls stay over I'd rather them not sleep in ancient cum stains <Naypam> well I wouldn't mind <Naypam> but they might <lovely> wat
#151
<Naypam> we actually put out buckets <Naypam> when it rains <Naypam> indoors <Naypam> :|