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#294
<how-hiGh> Rule 15: how-high is the most alpha and the least homosexual person of redditeu
#821
<Phixion> i used to lift my schoolbooks with my boner <Phixion> u know when you lean them against the table on your crotch <Phixion> gr8 training
#397
<Bad> I thought Captain America was like 1h too long <Bad> But many scenes in this trailer aren't even in the movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbayiPxkUMM <Bad> Clearly it was even longer in first cut <Bad> Oh wait that's not the same captain america
#398
<moop> Valacar: gonna watch versaiiles <moop> what do i need to expect <moop> Valacar: where them boobies are <moop> i see the boobies <moop> there are boobies <moop> out of boobies <moop> i require additional boobies <moop> i'm confused, it looks cool so far <Valacar> yea boobies are real in that <Valacar> but dear god the plot <Valacar> and the editing <Valacar> its like beyond fucked up <Valacar> and the writing <Valacar> its bad on every possible level <moop> eh <moop> ep1 wasn't that bad <moop> like <moop> it's ok <Valacar> yea ep1 wasn't that bad <Valacar> tho the telenovela vibe was stronk <moop> never seen telenovelas <moop> so idk <Valacar> but pay attention to that lucas barres guy and his sunglasses <Valacar> also music ques are quite interesting <moop> Valacar: didn't know there were sunglasses during that period <Valacar> oh wait what <Valacar> moop you are watching a different show <moop> versailles <Bad> lol????????????????????? <moop> isn't that what you're watching <Bad> moop are you actually that stupid <moop> maybe <Bad> I can't fathom that you are serious <Bad> this is a joke <Bad> you're not this dumb right? <Bad> moop: the show is Marseille <moop> oh i see my confusion <Valacar> :DDDDDDDD <Bad> ... <Bad> I'll just go to bed before I type something really hurtful <Bad> good night <moop> lets see this marseille <gojira> lmao <moop> if you think about it both are french dramas about politics <moop> with nice boobies
#212
<Raziel> dat millisecond precision <Raziel> or microsecond <Raziel> not sure <Garner> Naypam's dick second <Garner> because micro
#96
<wellborg> people just called me a retard on reddit <wellborg> and by people i mean some retard
#370
<Steele> whats up? <Steele> i would like to take this moment to thank Bad <Steele> without whom i would never have realised how minor a form of autism i really had
#253
<kage> it's like <kage> he opens up his webcam <kage> i see him <kage> i see his old gf <kage> first thing i tell him <kage> why the shit do you stay with her <kage> i'd rather fuck you than your gf
#629
<Raziel> suddenly penis pain <garne> you fap too much <Raziel> fapped too little <Raziel> that's what <Valacar> or aids <dat_eye_-> Valacar <dat_eye_-> Are you male?
#309
<Bad> you are so entertaining how-hiGh <how-hiGh> why I have no friends then lol