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<Bad> moop: what does this mean
<moop> i'd Bad i'm not a languige
<moop> languiger
<moop> w/e
<how-hiGh> can someone explain
<how-hiGh> what is this fucking feeling when you point your shower rays right into your butthole
<how-hiGh> it's kinda makes the butthole contract
<Garner> !qdb stretch
<__bot__> https://qdb.lutro.me/78 - <ad13> I love that feeling of realising "urgh, this is going to hurt like fuck", then it gets over the threshold and you're just like me gusta <Bad> I don't. <nonpc> Yeah <nonpc> I LOVE pooping <nonpc> Like <nonpc> that stretching stretchy stretch <nonpc> oh yeah
<Naypam> idk if they have it in how-hiGh
<Naypam> but that feeling is called pleasure
<Naypam> being ass raped by russia 24/7 for decades maybe brings back bad memories tho
<Ensiferous> for the past 3 days I've wanted to refine my pvz build... still haven't gotten dressed.
13:38 <Bad> 1337 bitches
<dux0r> I've just added Princess Diana as a friend on the Xbox
<dux0r> I don't think she has any games for it though, because she's always on the dashboard.
<Naypam> I was at this party when I was 17
<Naypam> and my friend's parents were gone
<Naypam> and they had this marble egg
<Naypam> size of an egg
<lively> oh god
<Naypam> so one guy
<Naypam> puts the egg in a condom
<nonpc> oh god
<Naypam> puts it in his ass
<Naypam> then pulls it out
<Naypam> and starts chasing people with it
<Naypam> was so funny
<lively> WHAT
<nonpc> wat
<Naypam> him standing on the table
<Naypam> middle of the room
<Naypam> trousers round knees
<Naypam> with egg up his ass
<Naypam> it was fucking terrifying
<Naypam> he chased us around the village
<Naypam> party with 20 people
<Naypam> all running thhrough the streets
<Naypam> with a guy with a shit covered egg in a condom chasing us
<Naypam> scariest day of my life
<Naypam> I was given a variant of that to help me sleep and it changed my thought patterns exactly as you say
<Naypam> I fucking hated it
<Naypam> couldn't handle not being able to think normally
<Naypam> didn't take any more after that
<Naypam> what was it called, hm
<moop> aw
<Naypam> might have been citalopram but idk
<moop> i think it would be cool to have a completely different think pattern
<Naypam> I wanted the doctor to give me benzos
<Naypam> well idk how it's affecting Bad, moop, I'm all for different thinking patterns
<Naypam> but it was like it shut down my brain
<Bad> Naypam: you know what I am experiencing man
<Naypam> stopped me thinking
<Naypam> made me "slow"
<ad13> so what you are saying Naypam
<ad13> is you were an upstanding member of society
<ad13> then a doctor gave you zoloft
<ad13> and now you're facing jail for running a criminal empire?
<Raziel> sigh
<Raziel> mfw making a pull request to jenkins
<Valacar> its not like you can get pregnant 0o
<Valacar> #toptierkeks
<lovely> dux0r
<lovely> can you do a Raziel impression?
<dux0r> can't, I'm busy installing RoR legacy drivers for adhoc php5 libs
<dux0r> then making some invigorating green leaf tea
<lovely> thank you
<nonpc> Raziel
<nonpc> can you ban me
<Raziel> why
<nonpc> Dunno, might study a bit
<nonpc> omg
<nonpc> Raziel
<nonpc> fuck you
<nonpc> ban me
<nonpc> you fuckign cunt
<Raziel> omg fine
* Q setzt einen Bann auf nonpc!*@*
* Q hat nonpc aus #redditeu gekickt (Banned.)
<haiku> woo-hoo! non-pc free redditeu!