<Raziel> Garner's time estimates are like windows progress bars
<how-hiGh> ad13: did they come together?
<ad13> did who come together?
<how-hiGh> your buttcheeks after last night
<ad13> wat
<how-hiGh> joke :-)
<Garner> I wish my gf could laugh at the nigga video
<Garner> she literally knows nothing about memes
<Garner> NOTHING
<Naypam> funny story related to penises
<Naypam> took off my watch and masturbated at like 8am this morning
<Naypam> fell asleep
<Naypam> slept on my watch
<Naypam> woke up with watch mark on my bum
<Naypam> true story
<Juno> wut
<Juno> whats address and port
<Juno> Naypam Raziel2p lovely
<Raziel2p> squareownz.org 64738
<Juno> [16:30:38] Server connection failed: The remote host closed the connection.
<Raziel2p> b&
<Naypam> no it didn
<Naypam> 64738
<Naypam> weird
<Juno> password?
<Naypam> none
<Laizkiz> cunt1337
<Raziel2p> try changing your username
<Naypam> there is no password and don't use a registered username
<Juno> [16:34:12] Server connection failed: The remote host closed the connection
<Juno> user name is zxsdcvkihbszdiyvb
<Juno> doubt anyone using that
<Laizkiz> Juno l2mumble
<Juno> unless hes russian
<Naypam> Juno is of noob
<Juno> oh nvm
<Juno> wrong program
<foxpc> Started chatting up with this one girl. She seems nice.
<foxpc> Gonna report when I have more info!
<Juno> what colour her underwear?
<foxpc> Juno, I hope, red!
<Juno> eww
<foxpc> wut.
<foxpc> red color is the best color!
<Pianoo> you on omegle again fox?
<fgarnier_> anyway need to go out before ida arrives
<fgarnier_> buy some flower, and other surprise shit
<fgarnier_> like ice cream etc
<Raziel> do surprise shit in toilet pls
<fgarnier_> what is surprise shit in toilet
<Raziel> surprise shit belongs in the toilet
<fgarnier_> it’s ok i don’t need to shit
<Raziel> that's what you think
<Raziel> that's why it's surpise shit
[ 10 minutes later ]
<fgarnier_> FUCK YOU raziel
<fgarnier_> i have to shit. how did you predict this
<Raziel> surprise shit :)))
<ad13> get on tinder
<ad13> ehh... mumble
<lovely> Raziel: Guess what I tested today.
<Raziel> programming in visual basic
<lovely> No.
<lovely> If my phone is waterproof.
<Raziel> did you test it on purpose?
<lovely> More a spur of the moment thing.
<Raziel> I take that as a no
<Raziel> so
<Raziel> what was the test result?
<lovely> It's not waterproof.
<Raziel> interesting
<lovely> Yeah.
<Naypam> so I got a new laptop
<Naypam> two very wrong things about it
<ad13> another one? :D
<Raziel> lol
<Naypam> 1. dvorak and the US layout, it has those gay keys, it means I can't type the pipe symbol
<Naypam> going to have to hack that
<Naypam> 2. it has HotS motifs all over it
<Naypam> not sure which is worse