<moop> i started playing that shit katnip game but then i remembered something important
<moop> i'm in the middle of a movie
<Bad> jesus christ moop
<moop> wait nvm first 15 min
<moop> Bad: i've been stuck on the same timestamp on the last the hobbit movie
<moop> for, like, a month now
<moop> if not more
<Naypam> I got fit so easily when I worked outside
<Naypam> was strongest EU
<foxpc> fit
<Naypam> arms of steel
<Naypam> was good shit
<Raziel> what job was that Naypam?
<ad13> omg
<Naypam> cleaning up the streets :D
<Juno> so i'm talking to her 6 yr old daughter
<zid> did you get her number?
<moop> 8-0
<moop> fuck yeah
<moop> why did it take me so long to try this game wtf
<moop> it's f.a.f.
<moop> fun as fuck
[ a bit later... ]
<moop> oooooooooooooooooh now i see
<moop> i was playing against ai for the first 10 wins
<moop> til
<Intergage`> so I think I got a little raped just before..
<Naypam> rofl
<Naypam> hey Intergage`!
<Raziel> raped?
<Naypam> nice rape or not?
<Raziel> u wot m7
<Naypam> m9*
<Intergage`> Some married 19 year old said she would suck my dick if I let her put a finger up my ass.
<Intergage`> I said ok.
<Intergage`> She never stopped...
<Intergage`> She just kept going....
<Happy0> Naypam: the news is that thatcher died in response to you returning to the country
<Happy0> uglad?
<zid> I am learning SVEEEDISH
<Twipply> Ich bin Twipply.
<zid> That's dutchermic
<dux0r> uno momento porfavor senor
<zid> that's missing its accents
<dux0r> EY, UNO MOMENTO YO SENORO! PORFAVOREYYYY
<Raziel> zid: razer abyssus, cheap and really fucking good
<Vequeth> so is your mum
<rian> who wants to bed the nore will show up in a bit
<rian> being all like 'omg i drank too much'
<rian> ?
<moop> pretty sure it'll happen
<Raziel> wew
<Raziel> sup
<Raziel> hello?
<moop> so how dead are you Raziel
<moop> pls respond
<Raziel> not at all
<Raziel> only 3 beers
[... the next day...]
<Raziel> oh lawd
<Raziel> I only had 3 beers but due to no real dinner yesterday I feel hungover anyway
<moop> imagine gay porn but with burritos instead of dicks
<Raziel> erm
<moop> ikr
<moop> what was i thinking sharing that
<moop> in my defense i was browsing /r/gay_irl
<Raziel> as you do
<Valacar> why tho
<moop> i was in the bathroom