<Naypam> my mum walked in on me masturbating on the floor
<Naypam> kicked the door shut in her face
<Naypam> finished up
<Naypam> was like nothing happened.
<lovely> dux0r
<lovely> can you do a Raziel impression?
<dux0r> can't, I'm busy installing RoR legacy drivers for adhoc php5 libs
<dux0r> then making some invigorating green leaf tea
<lovely> thank you
<Naypalm> I wish played terran
<moop_> terran is best with sandwitch
<Naypalm> I gave terran a blowjob yesterday
<Naypalm> had full gay sex with terran
<Bad> Walking after 30m running on a treadmill
<Bad> Walked into a wall
<Bad> Hurt my dick
<Bad> Sigh
<Naypam> also I was so tired last night at like 4am, but I decided to masturbate with a sex toy before going to sleep
<Naypam> anyway fell asleep half way thorugh masturbating
<Raziel> ...
<Naypam> woke up with no covers on, cold, with sex toy on me
<ad13> k guise
<ad13> I need some animefag hangouts
<ad13> for research, obviously
<Naypam> suck
<Naypam> my
<Naypam> duck
<how-hiGh> attention please
<how-hiGh> An old man took his phone to a repair shop, they said nothing was wrong with it.
<how-hiGh> He then responds "then why don't my kids ever call me?" As he looked down and walked away slowly...
<Naypam> how-hiGh: why did the chicken cross the road?
<Naypam> to get away from you
<how-hiGh> :/
<Raziel> There's a stop show going on right now
<Raziel> I don't even
<Bad> Raziel: fuck is a stop sow
<Raziel> Strip
<Bad> show
<Bad> Ah
<Bad> Uh
<Bad> Interesting company you work for
<Bad> wtf
<garne> lol
<garne> strip show with colleagues
<garne> team building
<moop> why is Raziel ircing during a strip show
<garne> moop: seeing naked ladies for the first few times can be awkward
<moop> Raziel: how many women do you have at work?
<Bad> moop: lmao I didn't even think about this aspect
<garne> also he didn't say whether it's a male strip show or female
<Bad> imagine how awkward it must be
<Bad> Being a female in a company that does strip club
<moop> because srs made me think of that google diversity memo
<Bad> moop: Can't have strip club team building if you have diversity quotas and non sexist HR
<Bad> The guy has a point
<Bad> Legit point
<moop> ikr
<moop> he was fired for our sins
<Raziel> There were two, one of each gender
<garne> lol what
<Raziel> No sexism here
<Bad> imma just say moop
<Bad> (adult) Jodelle looks like the first guy I ever seriously dated