QDB

#852
<how-hiGh> Bad <how-hiGh> if there was no such thing as SEX, would you even speak to women? <Raziel> Lol <Bad> how-hiGh: why the fuck would I speak to a woman if I'm not trying to touch her boobs <Raziel> This is such a stupid hypothetical question <Bad> Nah more seriously, my closest friends are like 50% men 50% women <Bad> And the good women friends I don't have or try to have sex with :) <how-hiGh> most of women are not funny <how-hiGh> or smart <Raziel> If there was no such thing as sex humanity would not exist <Bad> Most of men are not funny or smart either tbh <how-hiGh> Raziel do not overthink it <Raziel> Same applies to men <Raziel> LOL <how-hiGh> am I smarter/funnier than average woman? srs <Bad> Bro how-hiGh, if there was no such thing as SEX, Raziel's life would be exactly the same, he's not overthinking it
#137
<Naypam> I wish they'd tax sugar <Naypam> I fucking wish <Naypam> and have a minimum legal age like cigarettes <Naypam> it's utterly ludicrous getting everybody fed and hooked on sugar <Naypam> then fat and dying <Naypam> and costing money because of health bills <Naypam> with no extra tax to cover that like there is with alcohol and tobacco * Naypam rage <Naypam> any time you bring up "tax sugar" fat fucks cry about opression <Naypam> "I need freedom to be fat, don't stop me" <Naypam> fuc you <Naypam> cunts <Naypam> good example, Laiz shouldn't be allowed to buy food <Naypam> should only be given salad <Laiz> wtf fuck <Naypam> you should have to carry a BMI sticker around <Naypam> and if it's > 25 you don't get sugar <Naypam> only salad <Naypam> salad and water <lovely> ... <Naypam> anyway I'm-a move to spain where nobody can afford food
#224
<Naypam> I also paid for the stamp <Naypam> in 1p coins <Naypam> 79 of them <Naypam> rofl'd <Naypam> the guy was mad at the post office <Bad`> LOL Naypam <Bad`> hahahahahhahaaaaaaaa <Naypam> but I needed to get rid of my shit change <Raziel> .......... <Raziel> oh <Bad`> 79 queens <Bad`> I'd rage <Naypam> I made little stacks of 10 <Naypam> 7 stacks of them <Naypam> then took one off <Naypam> then PUSHED THEM ALL OVER INTO HIS COLLECTION BIN :'D <Naypam> HE HAD TO RECOUNT :'DI <Naypam> DDDDDDDDDDDD <Raziel> oh my god what * Naypam dead <Naypam> Raziel: they have this screen they "hide" behind <Bad`> roooooofl Naypam <Naypam> and a little metal tray you can pass letters through <Bad`> fuck the uk though <Bad`> move to Salamanca or something <Bad`> life cheaper <Raziel> hahahaha <Naypam> I lined up all my 7x10x1p coins <Naypam> then just causally pushed them into the tray <Naypam> like "sup" <Naypam> count 'em <Phixion> :D <Naypam> he mad, I mad <Naypam> but I happy mad <Raziel> biggest dick move 2015
#124
<nonpc> before Nirvana went sellout mode
#203
<Raziel> https://wiki.php.net/rfc/phpdbg <Raziel> it's happening <kage> by this point no php developer actually knows how to use a debugger in the first place <kage> raziel <Raziel> haha <kage> "that looks hard, why can't i just var_dump? i've always var_dumped and it's been fine" <Raziel> I think you're right for 95% of users <kage> exactly <kage> ask Bad if he knows what a debugger even is <kage> last time he's touched one, his father put a can of RAID in his hands and asked him to spray it in his room
#184
<kage> i tried going commando for a while in highschool <kage> but my balls got too sweaty <kage> too often <BFD|Slave> :( <kage> :(
#198
<BFD|Slave> do you know why Raziel burned all the jews? <BFD|Slave> he was trying to cook the third rice
#603
<Raziel> wtf it's a 350 line C program <Raziel> I can work with this [.. 10 minutes later ..] <Raziel> god this code <Raziel> MIXED TABS AND SPACES <Raziel> incompetent linux swine bastards [.. 20 minutes later ..] <Raziel> oh god <Raziel> I regret looking at this
#401
<moop> well i started playing after everyone quit <moop> and my sound bugged out for some reason <moop> audio was completely reversed <moop> like, right sounds were coming from left speaker and etc <moop> googled a bit, found people with the same problem on bnet forums <moop> wrote a reply and continued playing <moop> suddenly i realize i put the headphones on the wrong side <moop> rip my life <moop> deleted my comments in shame
#144
<kage__> thought about getting a webcam for you guys <kage__> but then decided not to <kage__> cause i play in my underwear <happy0> ararararara~ <Raziel> lol <Ensiferous> kage__: What brand? <kage__> logitech <kage__> ofc <kage__> i only buy logitech peripherals <kage__> their 1080p webcam <Ensiferous> kage__: No what brand of underwear?