<Valacar> Phixion gets a "good morning" and all i get is "fuck off Valacar"... i liked the world more when germans were the mortal enemies of france
-!- Valacar has quit [Signed off]
<Raziel> me and Garner were moop's two assholes
<Naypam> let me get a rough estimate of my lifetime masturbations
<Naypam> about 8200 times
<Naypam> easily going to hit 10k faps like
<Naypam> in the next year or two
<Naypam> wonder if I'll hit 100k
<Naypam> that would be quite hard
<lively> you going to fap 4 times a day nay?
<Naypam> no but average now is twice a day
<Naypam> used to be 4-5 times a day
<Naypam> morning and night, sometimes when I get home from work
<BFD|Slave> Naypam: wanker
<dux0r> 21900 faps
<dux0r> at least
<Naypam> rofl
<Naypam> god damn that's way more than me
<Naypam> even including the age difference
<dux0r> 4*365*15
<Naypam> 4
<Naypam> FOUR
<lively> 4
<Naypam> I only did 4-5 when I was a teenager
<dux0r> i told u i was hardcore mother fuckers
<Wan> Would you save cp under the name child_pr0n.tar.gz?
<Naypam> I don't use gzip pls
<Naypam> would be .xz
<Wan> No, with you it's .tar.d
<Naypam> I read about spooning in my mum's porno book (no pictures) when I was about 8yo
<Naypam> was in the bathroom
<BadFurDay> ROFL
<Naypam> was like "hmm I'll read this"
<Raziel> your mum's porno book
<Raziel> porno book (no pictures)
<BadFurDay> Raziel: his mum's porno book
<BadFurDay> no pictures
<Naypam> I would actually take her into my basement
<Naypam> and do bad things to her
<Wan> There's a Lemon curve ad right in front of me
<Wan> Train in 4 minutes
<Wan> Naypam would probably masturbate while waiting
<Wan> And yet I'm here, staring blankly at a lingerie ad because of a FUCKING PUN BASED ON A GORILLA FACE ON A KEY
<Raziel> insta added to quote db
<Garner> raziel
<Raziel> insta added!
<Garner> rofo
<BFD|Slave> insta downvoted
<Garner> BFD|Slave insta mad
<BFD|Slave> or I guess, downplussed
<BFD|Slave> whetever you can call that
<BFD|Slave> MINUSED
<BFD|Slave> intsa minused
<Bad> Oh rofl guys I have to tell you about my dream tonight btw
<Bad> I was with Raziel in Cannes walking about
<Bad> And Raziel kicked something on the ground
<Bad> And I thought it would be funny to shout allah akbar as he did it
<Bad> Then I turn around
<Bad> And there's a family of muslims
<Bad> And they tried to kill us
<Bad> I ran so hard it woke me up at 2 am
<how-hiGh> can someone explain
<how-hiGh> what is this fucking feeling when you point your shower rays right into your butthole
<how-hiGh> it's kinda makes the butthole contract
<Garner> !qdb stretch
<__bot__> https://qdb.lutro.me/78 - <ad13> I love that feeling of realising "urgh, this is going to hurt like fuck", then it gets over the threshold and you're just like me gusta <Bad> I don't. <nonpc> Yeah <nonpc> I LOVE pooping <nonpc> Like <nonpc> that stretching stretchy stretch <nonpc> oh yeah
<Naypam> idk if they have it in how-hiGh
<Naypam> but that feeling is called pleasure
<Naypam> being ass raped by russia 24/7 for decades maybe brings back bad memories tho
<how-hiGh> tfw caught own reflection in laptop screen and it ruined your day