<garne> how can the game have multiple orgasms!?
<garne> should be long and slow
<Bad> do you know Raziel
<Bad> why she couldn't fit a block of 5gb of shit up her ass?
<Raziel> wat
<Bad> it's obvious Raziel
<Bad> because the ass was fat32
<Naypam> apparently anal beads cool too
<Naypam> not tried though
<Naypam> also prostate stimulation :OOOOOOOO
<Naypam> gosu
<BFD|Slave> didn't need to know any of this
<BFD|Slave> at all
<Naypam> have your girl stick her index finger up your ass
<Naypam> and tickle your prostate
<Naypam> OSNETUHSONTEHU
<lively> lol
<Naypam> you'll die
<Naypam> just clean with an anal douche first
<BFD|Slave> no
<Naypam> your loss bro
<Naypam> your los
<Naypam> I don't give a fuck if you french l'retards aren't open sexually enough
[...] A bit later
<Naypam> do it your fucking self
<Naypam> buy a vibrating anal stimulator
<Naypam> they're cool
<BFD|Slave> why the fuck would I need
<BFD|Slave> new stimulations
<BFD|Slave> I let the faggots like you finger their assholes
<Naypam> you can cum without actually being hard
<Naypam> is so weird
<BFD|Slave> what the fuck are you
<BFD|Slave> what the fuck are you Naypam
<maccan> ANAL
<lively> 14:04 < BFD|Slave> I let the faggots like you finger their assholes
<zid> I always wondered why gay guys don't get hard while meatspinning
<zid> explain nay
<Naypam> dunno what to explain zid
<Naypam> nobody's really gay? zid
<Naypam> they actually are unattracted to each other
<Naypam> reminds me of when I went back to edinburgh
<Naypam> got the train to aberdeen, train arrived at the same time as one of my best friends
<Naypam> went to hold his hand
<Naypam> so accustomed to it
<Bad> « The problem isn't transvestism, it's virtue signaling »
<Bad> moop: what does this mean
<moop> i'd Bad i'm not a languige
<moop> languiger
<moop> w/e
[ Raziel starts a game named "Empires Apart" on Steam ]
Valacar: do you need clue?
Raziel: what?
Valacar: well your empires are apart
Valacar: h0h0h00h0h0h0h0h0h
Raziel: you mean glue?
Valacar: of fuck
Valacar: nvm
Valacar: this conversation never happened
<moop> tried to show muscle to a cute girl here
<moop> she just lold
<moop> she cute tho
<moop> she can lol
<moop> i'll allow it
<garne> wait what
<garne> Is this serious
<moop> ye garne
<moop> but i did it in a cute jokey way
<garne> Bad: please quote this
<Naypam> after sleepover
<Naypam> went for showher, masturbate on floor
<Naypam> have shower
<Naypam> perfecet
<Naypam> but everybody's done that too
<Naypam> also omg was a party
<Naypam> hot girls and everything
<Naypam> but I masturbated in the toilet
<Naypam> was awesome
<Naypam> then went for a walk with a friend smoking
<Naypam> like a tree
<BFD|Slave> god
<BFD|Slave> this guy
<Naypam> BFD|Slave nightmare
<BFD|Slave> is King Wank
<BFD|Slave> more wanker than a wanker
<kage> what can i say...
<Naypam> yeah but when you'er like 15
<Naypam> you see a leg
<Naypam> FAP FAP FAP
<BFD|Slave> at a party with hot girls
<BFD|Slave> BETTER FAP
<BFD|Slave> what the fuck
<Naypam> well it was after the party had died down
<kage> nay, does haiku know all this ?
<kage> is he gonna wake up one day
<kage> and see you on top of his bed
<kage> masturbating ?
<BFD|Slave> kage: rofl, I can imagine haiku arriving at Naypam's place, and nay going "Yeah so we'll have to share a bunk bed"
<BFD|Slave> With a huge smile on his face
<kage> like the one i'm having right now
<kage> right ?
<BFD|Slave> yes
<BFD|Slave> pretty much
<kage> that would be awesome
<dux0r> =/
<Naypam> it's okay
<Naypam> I'm the master of subtlty
< haiku > ~~~~~~~COPY PASTE THIS IF YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL GYPPO ROMANIAN WHO DON'T NEED NO PICKPOCKETING ADVICE~~~~~~~~~~~
<Wan> Would you save cp under the name child_pr0n.tar.gz?
<Naypam> I don't use gzip pls
<Naypam> would be .xz
<Wan> No, with you it's .tar.d