<Raziel> fuck
<Raziel> burnt the bread
<Raziel> :(
<moop> git commit -m "learned to cook stuff :D"
<Raziel> git reset --hard HEAD^
<Raziel> if only you could do that on bread
<moop> get a room you fucking homos
<moop> if you know what i mean
<moop> ;)
<Bad> I don't
<Bad> elaborate
<moop> basically have a nonsexual gay sex
<Bad> I see
<Bad> nonsexual sex
<gojira> i can just hear moop making his sound can you Raziel
<Bad> what is the sound gojira
<Bad> describe it
<gojira> remember when moop had an aneurysm?
<Raziel> so many times
<Naypam> I can't imagine Raziel making any sounds or putting in any effort in a sexual encounter with moop
<Naypam> he'd just be lying on his front
<gojira> wat
<Naypam> with moop going like a bunny at him
<Bad> Naypam that sounds accurate
<Naypam> Bad gets it
<Bad> I actually see it
<Bad> you hive visioned it to me
<Bad> Naypam do you hear it
<Bad> it goes ploploploploplopolplopl balls on skin
<Bad> and at the same time
<Bad> Raziel is mute except for a sigh because he's bored
<gojira> Naypam
<gojira> did you just really describe that
<gojira> like wtf
<gojira> Raziel is clearly a top
<gojira> and moop a bottom
<gojira> look how tiny moop is
<Bad> hell no gojira
<moop> i'm huge
<Bad> moop can't be a bottom because he is oppressed irl
<gojira> moop spreading Raziels hairy cheeks with tiny moop dick?
<gojira> i dunno
<Bad> he has to be a top in the bedroom to compensate
<fredosan> penis size matters
<fredosan> sorry
<Phixion> im fine
<Phixion> I measured
<fredosan> at work?
<fredosan> nice
<Phixion> pro of being alone in the office
<fredosan> no cctv?
<Phixion> nope
<fredosan> nice
<Phixion> would break ashitton of laws iirc
<Phixion> having cctv that is
<fredosan> ;-)
<Phixion> dick out is fine
<fredosan> they won’t see
<fredosan> it’s ok
<BFD|Slave> Gee moop stop being such a Raziel
<Raziel> wow internet dropped
<Raziel> wtf did you say about me
<BFD|Slave> What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I coded my own wordpress plugin, and I've been involved in numerous secret laravel conclaves, and I have over 300 confirmed commits. I am trained in php and I'm the top code monkey in the entire norwegian dev forces. You are nothing to me but just another coder. I will grind your code the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the internet and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you with over seven hundred wordpress plugins, and that's just with my own code. Not only am I extensively trained in framework usage, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Laravel Framework Alpha Release Repository and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will cook rice all over you and you will burn in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
<FredG> fuck sake
<FredG> i was typing a message to someone and meant to say, you didn't have breakfast right?
<FredG> I said you didn't have sex right
<FredG> wasn't a typo
<FredG> I was thinking of redditeu
<Valacar> anal is how moop fails
<moop> didn't you take english lessons?
<how-hiGh> well i attended free english clubs that mormons ran back in the day
<how-hiGh> lol
<moop> ...mormons
<how-hiGh> they asked us to hold each other hands and sing songs to praise the Lord
<Raziel> sc2ranks also says he's gm 2v2
<Raziel> which isn't possible
<BadFurDay> it is
<BadFurDay> desrow so fat he counts as two players when soloing
< kage> i masturbated in the sink in my highschool's info lab a few times
< kage> started to smell really bad
...
< kage> the funniest thing is
< kage> everyone was fucking smelling my cum
< kage> but had no idea what it waas
<moop> tried to show muscle to a cute girl here
<moop> she just lold
<moop> she cute tho
<moop> she can lol
<moop> i'll allow it
<garne> wait what
<garne> Is this serious
<moop> ye garne
<moop> but i did it in a cute jokey way
<garne> Bad: please quote this