<happy0> inb4 penis joke
<BadFurDay> penis joke
<happy0> hahah. every time
<how-hiGh> Bad
<how-hiGh> if there was no such thing as SEX, would you even speak to women?
<Raziel> Lol
<Bad> how-hiGh: why the fuck would I speak to a woman if I'm not trying to touch her boobs
<Raziel> This is such a stupid hypothetical question
<Bad> Nah more seriously, my closest friends are like 50% men 50% women
<Bad> And the good women friends I don't have or try to have sex with :)
<how-hiGh> most of women are not funny
<how-hiGh> or smart
<Raziel> If there was no such thing as sex humanity would not exist
<Bad> Most of men are not funny or smart either tbh
<how-hiGh> Raziel do not overthink it
<Raziel> Same applies to men
<Raziel> LOL
<how-hiGh> am I smarter/funnier than average woman? srs
<Bad> Bro how-hiGh, if there was no such thing as SEX, Raziel's life would be exactly the same, he's not overthinking it
<Naypam> inb4 raziel floating cars
<Naypam> been practicing on keys for years
<Naypam> can now float keys
<Naypam> cars*
<BadFurDay> what am I reading
<BadFurDay> Naypam you are drunk
<Naypam> Raziel | I have this weird thing where my hand floats one key to the right
<Naypam> wtf does that even bean BadFurDay
<BadFurDay> bean
<Naypam> explain it to me
<Raziel> morning
<Bad> fuck off and die Raziel
<Bad> nobody talks during those mornings
<Bad> those where you wake up with a poo emergency
<Bad> which leaves no time for a shower
<Bad> I feel so dirty
<Bad> I want to die
<Naypam> but I've actually like videoed myself
<Naypam> masturbating
<Naypam> then masturbated to myself masturbating
<ad13> just logged in to my email at work
<ad13> some guy has accidentally replied to his manager-level "Bottom performing employees" email
<ad13> and sent it to the all-employees internal mailing list
<Bad> Naypam my penis is glued to my body it can't even breathe
<lovely> dudes
<lovely> you know what i bought?
<lovely> i have motherfucking toilet paper
<lovely> with vitamin e
<kage> lol
<lovely> how cool is that?
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<BadFurDay> god damn
<BadFurDay> I need anger management courses
<BadFurDay> there was a trio of little fucks in the bus who were talking about skiddy shit
<BadFurDay> gloating about how they were pissing off their teachers by giving their homework in password protected tar.gz
<BadFurDay> gloating about how they could crack the passes of their school's computers in 20 seconds
<BadFurDay> and making plans about how they'd best piss off their teachers next
<BadFurDay> of note: "tar.gz is like, the best troll, because you can like, only open it on linux"
<BadFurDay> I exploded at the little fucks and put them back in place
<BadFurDay> they looked all ruined and mad
<BadFurDay> but then people in the bus got even madder
<BadFurDay> and asked me to step out
<BadFurDay> had to walk home ffs
<Raziel> mad
<Raziel> I've lost my sunglasses
<rian> you seem to lose a lot of things when you drink
<rian> gloves, sunglasses
<rian> what else?
<Valacar> decency