<ad13> hmm you know
<ad13> I would postulate that a hard workout in the gym is better than sex
<ad13> Hear me out on this lads
<ad13> More tits, nicer tits, tits in motion
<ad13> Then, after you're done, there's no nagging or shit, just a blissful feeling
<Juno> why not just all speak english
<Juno> like most intelligent people
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<Steele> sup
<Raziel> sc2ranks also says he's gm 2v2
<Raziel> which isn't possible
<BadFurDay> it is
<BadFurDay> desrow so fat he counts as two players when soloing
<Raziel> There's a stop show going on right now
<Raziel> I don't even
<Bad> Raziel: fuck is a stop sow
<Raziel> Strip
<Bad> show
<Bad> Ah
<Bad> Uh
<Bad> Interesting company you work for
<Bad> wtf
<garne> lol
<garne> strip show with colleagues
<garne> team building
<moop> why is Raziel ircing during a strip show
<garne> moop: seeing naked ladies for the first few times can be awkward
<moop> Raziel: how many women do you have at work?
<Bad> moop: lmao I didn't even think about this aspect
<garne> also he didn't say whether it's a male strip show or female
<Bad> imagine how awkward it must be
<Bad> Being a female in a company that does strip club
<moop> because srs made me think of that google diversity memo
<Bad> moop: Can't have strip club team building if you have diversity quotas and non sexist HR
<Bad> The guy has a point
<Bad> Legit point
<moop> ikr
<moop> he was fired for our sins
<Raziel> There were two, one of each gender
<garne> lol what
<Raziel> No sexism here
<Raziel> zid: razer abyssus, cheap and really fucking good
<Vequeth> so is your mum
<Naypalm> I paid for ccleaner
<nonpc> guys, wait
<nonpc> maybe a decent release of the new twilight is out
<nonpc> ah yeeee
<moop> i put sugar and milk in my coffee!
<moop> i'm a monster
<Bad> I don't see anything wrong with milk or sugar in coffee.
<Raziel> there's nothing wrong with it
<Raziel> just like there's nothing wrong with being a woman, or being gay
<Naypam> apparently anal beads cool too
<Naypam> not tried though
<Naypam> also prostate stimulation :OOOOOOOO
<Naypam> gosu
<BFD|Slave> didn't need to know any of this
<BFD|Slave> at all
<Naypam> have your girl stick her index finger up your ass
<Naypam> and tickle your prostate
<Naypam> OSNETUHSONTEHU
<lively> lol
<Naypam> you'll die
<Naypam> just clean with an anal douche first
<BFD|Slave> no
<Naypam> your loss bro
<Naypam> your los
<Naypam> I don't give a fuck if you french l'retards aren't open sexually enough
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<Naypam> do it your fucking self
<Naypam> buy a vibrating anal stimulator
<Naypam> they're cool
<BFD|Slave> why the fuck would I need
<BFD|Slave> new stimulations
<BFD|Slave> I let the faggots like you finger their assholes
<Naypam> you can cum without actually being hard
<Naypam> is so weird
<BFD|Slave> what the fuck are you
<BFD|Slave> what the fuck are you Naypam
<maccan> ANAL
<lively> 14:04 < BFD|Slave> I let the faggots like you finger their assholes
<zid> I always wondered why gay guys don't get hard while meatspinning
<zid> explain nay
<Naypam> dunno what to explain zid
<Naypam> nobody's really gay? zid
<Naypam> they actually are unattracted to each other
<moop> 8-0
<moop> fuck yeah
<moop> why did it take me so long to try this game wtf
<moop> it's f.a.f.
<moop> fun as fuck
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<moop> oooooooooooooooooh now i see
<moop> i was playing against ai for the first 10 wins
<moop> til