<Raziel> suddenly penis pain
<garne> you fap too much
<Raziel> fapped too little
<Raziel> that's what
<Valacar> or aids
<dat_eye_-> Valacar
<dat_eye_-> Are you male?
<nonpc> Was at her place yesturday
<nonpc> Damn, it is all like so fucking strange
<nonpc> Em.. We just sat, drank some tea
<nonpc> I stroked her hair, face
<nonpc> and stuff
<nonpc> it was pretty calm shit
<nonpc> She almost showed me her underwear because it was all pink
<nonpc> Later on, I checked out her underwear still.
<nonpc> She decided to hide from me
<nonpc> while I went to pee
<nonpc> and then I found her
<nonpc> and she was like
<nonpc> "what are you doing"
<nonpc> and I was like
<nonpc> derp
<nonpc> and checked out the underwear
<nonpc> it was nice
<nonpc> and cute
<nonpc> Some times I would like turn her face to me
<nonpc> and talk stuff
<nonpc> and then say
<nonpc> "dont worry, I'm not going to try and kiss you"
<nonpc> so she feels better
<nonpc> :D
<Raziel> YOU would turn her head to you?
<nonpc> yes
<nonpc> force that
<nonpc> It also btw
<nonpc> came to that that
<nonpc> she told me she woudnt like to be choked
<nonpc> we tried it
<nonpc> I had her in a head lock
<kage> same, i just got done eating a salad and wanna watch a stream in bed
<BadFurDay> kage: desrow
<Naypam> you need a dual screen monitor for that
<Bad> Honey nuts and cream fagots
<Bad> That is actually what I prepared
<Bad> Without noticing how wrong it sounds in engilsh
<Twipply> I think Bool can take the GSL4 no problem
<Boolton> You haven't heard? I qualified already, flying over there tomorrow morning
<Twipply> You guys should all watch his replay and ignore my half entirely
<Twipply> Especially Raziel and Vequeth
<Twipply> 'cause they're like
<Twipply> manly ops
<Twipply> Yeah
<Twipply> Be brutal as well
<Ensiferous> for the past 3 days I've wanted to refine my pvz build... still haven't gotten dressed.
<Naypam> but I've actually like videoed myself
<Naypam> masturbating
<Naypam> then masturbated to myself masturbating
<Bad> Aurélie is ultra mad at me
<Bad> Apparently she went to bed around 3am
<Bad> I was in the middle of the bed so she tried to push me to the side
<Bad> And then apparently as I was being pushed I let out the longest loudest and smelliest fart she'd ever heard in her life
<Bad> And she had to open the windows and leave the bedroom for 10 minutes
<Bad> Now she's mad
<Naypam> 9-0 best possible score
<Naypam> 6
<Naypam> 6-90
<Naypam> 6-0
<Naypam> 4-2 worst
<Naypam> no
<Naypam> 6-3
<Naypam> fml
<BadFurDay> I understand why olivia is with you
<BadFurDay> you're the only person who makes her feel clever in comparison
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