QDB

#37
<Raziel> Naypam lately reminds me of when I was a kid, I would tell people on the internet I was older than I actually was and always tell people about my imaginary sex life so they'd think I was cool
#742
<moop> fuck i hate eye checkups <moop> they put these drops that make your shit wider <Valacar> eye drops makes your shit wider? <Valacar> i don't think you applying it correctly tbh <Valacar> you are*
#93
<nonpc> Was at her place yesturday <nonpc> Damn, it is all like so fucking strange <nonpc> Em.. We just sat, drank some tea <nonpc> I stroked her hair, face <nonpc> and stuff <nonpc> it was pretty calm shit <nonpc> She almost showed me her underwear because it was all pink <nonpc> Later on, I checked out her underwear still. <nonpc> She decided to hide from me <nonpc> while I went to pee <nonpc> and then I found her <nonpc> and she was like <nonpc> "what are you doing" <nonpc> and I was like <nonpc> derp <nonpc> and checked out the underwear <nonpc> it was nice <nonpc> and cute <nonpc> Some times I would like turn her face to me <nonpc> and talk stuff <nonpc> and then say <nonpc> "dont worry, I'm not going to try and kiss you" <nonpc> so she feels better <nonpc> :D <Raziel> YOU would turn her head to you? <nonpc> yes <nonpc> force that <nonpc> It also btw <nonpc> came to that that <nonpc> she told me she woudnt like to be choked <nonpc> we tried it <nonpc> I had her in a head lock
#384
<ad13> gojira is a french heavy metal band named after the japanese stem for godzilla <ad13> i just though he really liked JIRA
#774
<Raziel> personally I'm a pedophile in the meaning of being afraid of walking
#100
<Raziel> I just noticed the bags under my eyes in that picture <Raziel> sadface <BadFurDay> those are called ears Raziel
#129
<nonpc> Laiz, could you shut the fuck up. No one gives a shit, you never say anything that's remotely useful. You're clearly a waste of the bytes you transfer to/from the internet.
#254
<Naypam> failed the interview to pick things off the street <Naypam> how bad can you possibly be :D <Raziel> maybe you were overqualified? <Naypam> of course not <Bad> Raziel: The only job Naypam is overqualified for is sucking dick
#678
<ad13> love watching the rugby on bbc alba <ad13> penis for everyone
#366
<__bot__> [anlutro/qdb] New commit to master by anlutro: add some very basic antispam - https://github.com/anlutro/qdb/commit/3bf54fc22b <FredG> autismpam? <FredG> ah nvm <FredG> read that wrong