<Bad> you are so entertaining how-hiGh
<how-hiGh> why I have no friends then lol
<Naypam> a pinch of nay juice and he'll be ready to fight a war!
<Laiz> Nay sauce
<Laiz> oh man
<Naypam> here's the trick.
<Raziel> how do you make nay juice?
<Raziel> mix whisky and whisky?
<Naypam> requirements: microphone, freezing plate, kettle
<Naypam> I'm telling you Raziel
<Naypam> turn microphone to max and let Naypam speak from it
<Naypam> holf freezing plate above microphone
<Naypam> let boiling water boil ont freezing plaet
<Naypam> suddenly
<Naypam> on plate appears a solid
<Naypam> from my voice
<Naypam> that's nay sauce
<Naypam> now you can eat
<Naypam> and you'll feel better
<Naypam> let me get a rough estimate of my lifetime masturbations
<Naypam> about 8200 times
<Naypam> easily going to hit 10k faps like
<Naypam> in the next year or two
<Naypam> wonder if I'll hit 100k
<Naypam> that would be quite hard
<lively> you going to fap 4 times a day nay?
<Naypam> no but average now is twice a day
<Naypam> used to be 4-5 times a day
<Naypam> morning and night, sometimes when I get home from work
<BFD|Slave> Naypam: wanker
<dux0r> 21900 faps
<dux0r> at least
<Naypam> rofl
<Naypam> god damn that's way more than me
<Naypam> even including the age difference
<dux0r> 4*365*15
<Naypam> 4
<Naypam> FOUR
<lively> 4
<Naypam> I only did 4-5 when I was a teenager
<dux0r> i told u i was hardcore mother fuckers
<Bad> moop: The Night Before (2015)
<Bad> You might enjoy that movie
<Bad> Just don't get fooled by the boring beginning
<Bad> Also moop it has jokes about judaism
<Bad> In a good way
<Bad> So you pretty much must watch it now
<moop> it's in dl
<moop> wait nvm
<moop> accidentally was downloading the nightmare before christmas
<happy0> some day i shall make my way into the bash.. some day
<Garner> You're not too much on the bash because you're not a retard
<how-hiGh> are you raised on a farm bad?
<Bad> No but my sister owns a farm
<how-hiGh> cause you sure know how to rise my cock
<nonpc> Was at her place yesturday
<nonpc> Damn, it is all like so fucking strange
<nonpc> Em.. We just sat, drank some tea
<nonpc> I stroked her hair, face
<nonpc> and stuff
<nonpc> it was pretty calm shit
<nonpc> She almost showed me her underwear because it was all pink
<nonpc> Later on, I checked out her underwear still.
<nonpc> She decided to hide from me
<nonpc> while I went to pee
<nonpc> and then I found her
<nonpc> and she was like
<nonpc> "what are you doing"
<nonpc> and I was like
<nonpc> derp
<nonpc> and checked out the underwear
<nonpc> it was nice
<nonpc> and cute
<nonpc> Some times I would like turn her face to me
<nonpc> and talk stuff
<nonpc> and then say
<nonpc> "dont worry, I'm not going to try and kiss you"
<nonpc> so she feels better
<nonpc> :D
<Raziel> YOU would turn her head to you?
<nonpc> yes
<nonpc> force that
<nonpc> It also btw
<nonpc> came to that that
<nonpc> she told me she woudnt like to be choked
<nonpc> we tried it
<nonpc> I had her in a head lock
<nonpc> I would love to be in lovely :)
<Garner> mfw i now have a huge whiteboard at home
<Bad> knowing you it's probably a brownboard but you insist it's white
<Naypam> suck
<Naypam> my
<Naypam> duck