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#766
<how-hiGh> are you raised on a farm bad? <Bad> No but my sister owns a farm <how-hiGh> cause you sure know how to rise my cock
#762
<Raziel> do you know what's happening to your eyes as it's getting better again? <Raziel> like are parts of the eyeball healing or what <moop> yeah exactly <moop> lazors cut everything out so it takes time to revive <moop> like, everything between the lazor and the part it needs to fix <Raziel> cool that it heals by itself <Bad> >heals by itself <Bad> lol Raziel <Bad> You really think that's how it works <Bad> Read up on judaism <moop> you joke but there are techniques on how to regrow your foreskin <moop> it's like stretching your earlobes but instead you do that with the penis flesh
#96
<wellborg> people just called me a retard on reddit <wellborg> and by people i mean some retard
#742
<moop> fuck i hate eye checkups <moop> they put these drops that make your shit wider <Valacar> eye drops makes your shit wider? <Valacar> i don't think you applying it correctly tbh <Valacar> you are*
#170
<Happy0> > Be me, visiting Naypalm's flat for the first time <Happy0> > Enter the RedditEU gaming lounge <Happy0> > goodtimes.jpg <Happy0> > Open my mouth to say 'yoyoyo' and inquire to as the state of the dealio <Happy0> > Trip over the famous cum stain on the carpet <Happy0> > Fall, face first, onto a syringe <Happy0> > Scramble to get up.. Syringes catching on to me everywhere as I flail around <Happy0> > Like I'm in a cactus farm <Happy0> > Find myself in Naypam's bedroom. Blood on the walls, the sheets, everywhere. <Happy0> > Naypam in a k-hole in the corner, shoe on his head, vacant expression <Happy0> > Scream <Happy0> > Run into the money vault <Happy0> help me end this story, guys =[ <Happy0> i'm not sure where to take it!
#46
<zid> I played a BW game against vequeth and lost <zid> he did a bullshit strat <zid> where he knows what his buildings do
#664
<Naypam> terraform show | grep SSH -B8 <Naypam> lul -B8 <Naypam> bate <Naypam> masturbate <Naypam> also I meant -A <Naypam> fucking always mix up -A and -B <Naypam> never -C tho <gojira> devops <Raziel> how do you mix those up <Raziel> A for after <Raziel> B for before <Raziel> ?????? <gojira> after 8? <Naypam> my mind went A comes before B so A shows prior lines <moop> alias A='B' imo <Naypam> not this retarded "A for After" bullshit like wtf <Naypam> who remembers this <Naypam> C for "before and after" amirite <Naypam> C for combined (ambiguous, see -A/B) <gojira> the fuck are you on about <Naypam> you know what <Naypam> fuck you <Naypam> suck my dick
#655
<Raziel> you don't know true uphills until you've stood on the... what do you call the escalators without steps? from the schiphol train station <gojira> stairs...
#384
<ad13> gojira is a french heavy metal band named after the japanese stem for godzilla <ad13> i just though he really liked JIRA
#181
<Naypam> pretty sure you can? I think BBC Radio is free worldwide <lovely> We don't pay our tv costs Naypam. <lovely> So they might send inspectors after us. <Naypam> haha, the BBC? <BadFurDay> rofl BBC inspectors <BadFurDay> They would be all like « you wot m8 » <lovely> YOU WOT M8 <lovely> NAE LICENSE!? <lovely> AGAINST THE WALL <BadFurDay> Exactly how I picture it <lovely> With their top hats. <lovely> And bobby uniforms. <lovely> And they'll haul a red phone booth with them. <lovely> And ride a double decker bus. <Naypam> omfg it's not like that at all <Naypam> they write you a letter <BadFurDay> yes Naypam, that's the first step <Naypam> then apparently come and check and say "let us in" <Naypam> and you say "no" <BadFurDay> a letter handwritten by the queen <Naypam> and then they can't come back <Naypam> because they have no actual authority <BadFurDay> then the double deck bus arrives <BadFurDay> with the guards <BadFurDay> and their marge simpson hats <lovely> only the guards cant move BadFurDay <lovely> so they just stand there <lovely> in silence <Naypam> omg <Naypam> not even like that <Naypam> wtf <BadFurDay> wow Naypam are you even british? <BadFurDay> scotland is part of queen's land <lovely> while they eat a "pie" <BadFurDay> Hopefully under an umbrella <lovely> MY DEAR OLD CHAP, NAE LICENSE!? <lovely> BRING IN THE GUARDS! <lovely> And they just stand there.