<Raziel> I don't think nonpc understands col1 = col2
<nonpc> what
<BadFurDay> or some grouping on count(*) > 1
<lovely> Which is why I explained it.
<nonpc> ofc I do :|
<nonpc> col1 = other row's col1 and col2 = other row's col2
<nonpc> not sure how it can be explained any more
<FredG> I'm like a pig at work
<FredG> with crisps chocolate and coca cola
<moop> in before fat
<moop> FredG: is everything free tho?
<FredG> yes
<Raziel> that's disgusting FredG
<Raziel> get free water and fruit instead
<FredG> no such thing Raziel
<FredG> besides im 1kg
<FredG> why should I care
<Raziel> then ask for it!
<Raziel> you should care because sugary food is bad for your focus and concentration long term
<FredG> oh
<FredG> ok ill call it
<FredG> or whatever
<FredG> dunno anyone except them
<Raziel> rofl
[ the next day ... ]
<FredG> are you assassin
<FredG> symaskin
<Raziel> SYMASKIN
<FredG> symaskinen
<FredG> FUXK
<FredG> sysadmin
<Raziel> FredG are you a symaskin?
<FredG> no
<FredG> I call IT för that
<FredG> even called for fruits...
<FredG> he was mad
<Raziel> rofl
<Raziel> I didn't think you were serious
<Raziel> hahaha
<FredG> :D
<Raziel> actually lol'd
<moop> FredG: how did that talk even go?
<moop> "hello IT i need fruits"
<FredG> no
<moop> "hi, i have a problem. there are no fruits"
<FredG> he said hi that's Adrian from IT, how can I help you fred
<FredG> I said where do I find fruits
<FredG> he said just go to the 2nd floor in the canteen
<FredG> then was like
<FredG> IS THAT ALL
<FredG> I said yes, he hung up
<FredG> was mad
<Naypam> reminds me of when I went back to edinburgh
<Naypam> got the train to aberdeen, train arrived at the same time as one of my best friends
<Naypam> went to hold his hand
<Naypam> so accustomed to it
<ad13> I love that feeling of realising "urgh, this is going to hurt like fuck", then it gets over the threshold and you're just like me gusta
<BadFurDay> I don't.
<nonpc> Yeah
<nonpc> I LOVE pooping
<nonpc> Like
<nonpc> that stretching stretchy stretch
<nonpc> oh yeah
<Bad> He was laughing because he couldn't reach the balls
<Bad> So he had to suck harder
<Bad> And it made him laughk
<Bad> Just then he looks up and sees me taking a picture of him sucking the balls as hard as possible
<Bad> So he was probably thinking « eh »
<moop> The balls were good tho
<Welldone> dux0r: or you should just redirect to a page that says "THE QOUTE WAS SUBMITTED, <s>YOU SICK FUCK</s> HAVE A NICE DAY"
<moop> wait
<moop> hold up
<moop> my name is a lie
<moop> Anton, mythological son of Hercules created by Mark Antony, and from whom he claimed descent
<Raziel> lol
<Bad> lmao
<Bad> helllll no nigga
<Bad> Heracles could walk
< Naypam > the guy's scottish is too thick to understand
<Raziel> insta added to quote db
<Garner> raziel
<Raziel> insta added!
<Garner> rofo
<BFD|Slave> insta downvoted
<Garner> BFD|Slave insta mad
<BFD|Slave> or I guess, downplussed
<BFD|Slave> whetever you can call that
<BFD|Slave> MINUSED
<BFD|Slave> intsa minused
<kage_> nigga nigga bitch nigga
<kage_> nigga fried chicken nigga
<kage_> watermelon nigga
<kage_> nigga nigga
<kage_> bitch nigga
<kage_> nigga
<moop> racismeu
<kage_> white women
<kage_> titties
<kage_> ass