<lovely> dudes
<lovely> you know what i bought?
<lovely> i have motherfucking toilet paper
<lovely> with vitamin e
<kage> lol
<lovely> how cool is that?
<ad13> love watching the rugby on bbc alba
<ad13> penis for everyone
<Naypalm> I just wanna cum
<Naypalm> awwww yeeah
<Naypalm> god damn
<Naypalm> allllll nighhttttt
<Naypalm> alllllll nayyyyyyyyytttttttttyyyyyy
<Naypalm> nay is in everything
<Naypalm> grr
<Naypalm> argh
* BadFurDay has joined #redditeu
<BadFurDay> god damn
<BadFurDay> I need anger management courses
<BadFurDay> there was a trio of little fucks in the bus who were talking about skiddy shit
<BadFurDay> gloating about how they were pissing off their teachers by giving their homework in password protected tar.gz
<BadFurDay> gloating about how they could crack the passes of their school's computers in 20 seconds
<BadFurDay> and making plans about how they'd best piss off their teachers next
<BadFurDay> of note: "tar.gz is like, the best troll, because you can like, only open it on linux"
<BadFurDay> I exploded at the little fucks and put them back in place
<BadFurDay> they looked all ruined and mad
<BadFurDay> but then people in the bus got even madder
<BadFurDay> and asked me to step out
<BadFurDay> had to walk home ffs
<Garner> hmm make svXhVLnwF47UaqfAgYgJ
<Garner> sense*
<Naypam> oli would be here
<Naypam> but y'know
<Naypam> Raziel
<Raziel> WAT
<Raziel> you afraid of me stealing her you mean?
<Naypam> what with your massive gay penis?
<Naypam> she's both homophobic and nordophobic
<Raziel> rofl
<Raziel> I'd be ok with having a massive gay penis
<Naypam> sounds pretty gay bro
<Raziel> well yeah the word "gay" is in it
<Raziel> of course it sounds gay
<Garner> Mfw Raziel penis is gay
<Garner> But not him
<Garner> ???(
<Raziel> my penis has a life of its own
<Valacar> a life of a hermit?
<Naypam> got my blue snowball detected by linux
<Naypam> by dropping it on the floor
<dux0r> sometimes i lower my seat n pretend im a midget
<kage> sometimes nay lowers his seat and pretends to be of normal height.
<nonpc> *slowclap*
<how-hiGh> moop how did you quit being awkward?
<how-hiGh> advice
<fgarnier_> anyway need to go out before ida arrives
<fgarnier_> buy some flower, and other surprise shit
<fgarnier_> like ice cream etc
<Raziel> do surprise shit in toilet pls
<fgarnier_> what is surprise shit in toilet
<Raziel> surprise shit belongs in the toilet
<fgarnier_> it’s ok i don’t need to shit
<Raziel> that's what you think
<Raziel> that's why it's surpise shit
[ 10 minutes later ]
<fgarnier_> FUCK YOU raziel
<fgarnier_> i have to shit. how did you predict this
<Raziel> surprise shit :)))