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#451
<Raziel> ayy team cancelled and didn't tell me <Raziel> rip <Raziel> well <Raziel> this means I can go to bed early <moop> Raziel: called it <moop> knew this shit gonna happen <__bot__> Quote pending approval! <__bot__> New quote approved! https://qdb.lutro.me/450 <Raziel> wow moop <Raziel> didn't think you actually meant it when you said you called it <moop> jokes on u nigga that first message is a lie — moop master faker <Raziel> WHAT <moop> bro <moop> me sending that message on 13:37? <Raziel> now I have to check <Raziel> you fucker <moop> rekt
#562
<gojira> 99% sure on being in edinbro last weekend of july <gojira> sleeping with the nay <gojira> at the nay <gojira> not with <gojira> wtf
#122
<kage> http://i3.minus.com/ibvvdSalngwckY.jpg <kage> oh content aware fill <kage> you so good <Raziel> ;P <GalacticPrick> LOL very nice <lovely> that's the worst photoshop yet kage <lovely> you can still the fucking pole <lovely> just blurred <lovely> >-< <kage> the shit nigga, you spend more than 3 minutes on it <lovely> so <lovely> you fuck girls for 2 minutes <lovely> because its good <lovely> no <lovely> you put effort in it <lovely> and the outcome is good <lovely> not like this <Raziel> hahaha <lovely> you look like you do halfassed work in a halfassed timeframe now <kage> yes, you should definetly put in half an hour <kage> so you can photoshop a dog pissing in a lil girl's mouth <kage> cause you just want it to look good <kage> is that what it is lovely? <wellninja> good job kage <lovely> http://buffer.io/~simon/raziel.jpg <kage> look at those blurry edges <lovely> its ok <lovely> i only spent 3 minutes on it * GalacticPrick has quit (Signed off) <lovely> this is exactly the excuse microsoft had for ME <Raziel> the pic of me was taken by a webcam <lovely> "we only worked 3m inuets on it" <Raziel> lol <Raziel> I was about to comment <lovely> do you tell your clients that kage ? <Raziel> "3 million minutes?" <lovely> yeah you think it sucks? <kage> no lovely <lovely> well i only spent 3 minutes on it <kage> we bill by hour <kage> we code 3 minutes <kage> bill 3 days <kage> obviously
#32
<Naypam> like <Naypam> if you're in a friend's bed <Naypam> no porn to masturbate to <Naypam> make your own
#28
<Raziel> Laizkiz wins
#367
<gojira> I can't breathe this is too funny. <gojira> Someone I know. At her teambuilding excercise. <gojira> Had to do on interpretive dance. <gojira> Not alone but with her team. <Naypam> that isn't teambuilding <Naypam> that is hummiliation? <gojira> And they all had to dance to pretend to be parts of their infrastructure. <gojira> Nojoke. <Naypam> how <gojira> She was the NFS. <gojira> lmao
#639
<gojira> it seems like a condition that possibly someday could not be met <Raziel> yeah I don't like it either but <Raziel> the same code is running __bot__ and has never hit issues <Raziel> so whatever
#10
<Ensiferous> for the past 3 days I've wanted to refine my pvz build... still haven't gotten dressed.
#33
<Naypam> after sleepover <Naypam> went for showher, masturbate on floor <Naypam> have shower <Naypam> perfecet <Naypam> but everybody's done that too <Naypam> also omg was a party <Naypam> hot girls and everything <Naypam> but I masturbated in the toilet <Naypam> was awesome <Naypam> then went for a walk with a friend smoking <Naypam> like a tree <BFD|Slave> god <BFD|Slave> this guy <Naypam> BFD|Slave nightmare <BFD|Slave> is King Wank <BFD|Slave> more wanker than a wanker <kage> what can i say... <Naypam> yeah but when you'er like 15 <Naypam> you see a leg <Naypam> FAP FAP FAP <BFD|Slave> at a party with hot girls <BFD|Slave> BETTER FAP <BFD|Slave> what the fuck <Naypam> well it was after the party had died down <kage> nay, does haiku know all this ? <kage> is he gonna wake up one day <kage> and see you on top of his bed <kage> masturbating ? <BFD|Slave> kage: rofl, I can imagine haiku arriving at Naypam's place, and nay going "Yeah so we'll have to share a bunk bed" <BFD|Slave> With a huge smile on his face <kage> like the one i'm having right now <kage> right ? <BFD|Slave> yes <BFD|Slave> pretty much <kage> that would be awesome <dux0r> =/ <Naypam> it's okay <Naypam> I'm the master of subtlty
#23
<BFD|Slave> So nonpc <BFD|Slave> What do you think about anal stimulation? <BFD|Slave> Inserting items into your own ass for sexual enjoyment? <nonpc> well. <nonpc> not my thing, as of now. <nonpc> whatever makes you feel good, I suppose. <lively> i like the as of now <lively> keeping his faggot side open