<moop> so guys i was thinking
<moop> maybe i should freeze some sperm in case i am actually diagnosed with ms
<moop> that way i'll have some healthy sperm for the future
<moop> that isn't affected by the diagnose
<moop> like 9pm my flight is I think
<moop> oh no, flight on 11th at 13am
<moop> er
<moop> pm
<ad13> I should've just nailed the hot rock chick in the caves that gave us the free joint
<ad13> But for some reason when I smoke weed I just don't care about getting laid
<ad13> Tim was like "very disappointed in you last night" lol
<zid> Like, I'd rather have a lion bar than sex, most of the time
<moop> So guys update
<moop> Remember they asked to piss in a jar?
<moop> I dropped it
<moop> Rip
<moop> TBH not my fault, my hands lack feelings
<x78> streamin' again
<dux0r> steamin' again
<kage_> swimin' again
<gx> pissin' again
<Hoitrix> guessin' again
<Wartorn> missin' again
<gar> why am i listening to chris brown
<Bad> gar: you are autistic
<gar> yeah
<gar> it's so shit
<gar> but it's playing
<gar> and i cba removing
<gar> actually it's ok ish
<dux0r> You know the stick Ent in LOTR that gets set on fire then pushed over with the water?
<dux0r> That's Naypam
<dux0r> Skinny as a fuckin stick and 2 miles tall
<lively> i like ball licking
<how-hiGh> she came to my house to netflix&chill
<how-hiGh> and said that she is on her period
<Naypam> lol'd
<how-hiGh> and I didnt force her to suck my cawk
<how-hiGh> we just made out and hugged, my penis was so hard that it hurt
<Bad> Vaginal intercourse during period is fine
<Bad> Just sayin
<how-hiGh> it was so awkward to just lay there and dont know what to do
<how-hiGh> so I turned actual movie
<how-hiGh> was pretty beta for me not to force suck cawk
<moop> fucking jesus man
<how-hiGh> I told her that true pirates aren't afraid of red sea
<Bad> LOL
<how-hiGh> but she didnt understand