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#266
<Naypam> I've laughed too much in the past 36 hours <Naypam> I need a completely serious day <Naypam> super serious <Naypam> we put our dicks in a guy's drink <Naypam> he was mad <Bad> wut <Naypam> shouldn't have been so maad imo <Bad> what am I raeding <Naypam> replied by shitting on a car <Naypam> he was madder <Bad> ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? <Bad> why <Bad> would you put your dick <Bad> in a drink <Naypam> because <Naypam> then they drink it <Naypam> and you say <Naypam> "lol I put my dick in your drink" <Naypam> and they hate <Naypam> rofl <Naypam> friend and his brother <Naypam> brother helps friend onto bonnet of car <Naypam> he kneels over <Naypam> shits on the car <Naypam> family safe campsite <Naypam> rofl'd <Naypam> he was not happy <Naypam> but <Naypam> got revenge by cumming in his sock
#139
<Raziel> I have overlays waiting for you <Raziel> :3 <Naypam> :3 is the most useless smile <Naypam> it doesn't actually convey anything at all <Naypam> it's just pure superfluoity <BadFurDay> it does, Naypam <BadFurDay> it's the furfag smiley <Raziel> perfect for when I don't want to say anything in particular <BadFurDay> if you ever noticed, furries always end their phrases with :3 <BadFurDay> ALWAYS <Raziel> nyan :3 <BadFurDay> when you have some furry faggot popping up on your website <BadFurDay> you can tell by the :3 <BadFurDay> Raziel: furry <Raziel> if being in love with your hairy armpits makes me furry so be it
#513
<Wan> HOLY SHIT <Wan> Showing #1-50 out of 420 quotes <Wan> qdb is now dank af <Raziel> ermergerd
#685
<moop> https://gfycat.com/gifs/detail/AllOptimisticFlamingo <Bad> fuck is this moop <moop> who knows <ad13> man if I had a coworker like this guy <ad13> he'd get fired so quick :D <Bad> wut <moop> why would he get fired <moop> or like <moop> he gets mad pretty quick <ad13> I'm catching up on mr. robot <ad13> the co-worker that keeps being a bro <ad13> my boss is super feminist and hates guys like that:D <moop> oh u
#411
<Wan> There's a Lemon curve ad right in front of me <Wan> Train in 4 minutes <Wan> Naypam would probably masturbate while waiting <Wan> And yet I'm here, staring blankly at a lingerie ad because of a FUCKING PUN BASED ON A GORILLA FACE ON A KEY
#121
<Naypam> home time :) <Laiz> k <lovely> k <faggot> k <Garner> k <kage_> k * faglife has joined #redditeu <faglife> k <lovely> k <Garner> k <kage_> k <faggot> k <lovely> k <Garner> k <faglife> k <faggot> k <lovely> k <Garner> k <faglife> k <faggot> k <lovely> k <Garner> k <faggot> k <faglife> k <kage_> k * k_ has joined #redditeu <k_> k <lovely> k <faglife> k <faggot> k <kage_> k <Garner> k <dux0r> k <Naypam> su.p
#333
<how-hiGh> anyone understands body language? <how-hiGh> I found out that pussy of my ex-GF was wet several times when we sat in cafe
#291
<moop> man i need to buy a shaving knife
#43
<Naypam> have had multiple relationships of VARYING degrees of severity! <Naypam> virgin deaths, 2 year relationship, gay <Naypam> EVERYTHING <Naypam> I HAVE DONE EVERYTHING <Naypam> and only 22 <BadFurDay> gay <BadFurDay> wat <Naypam> I done a bit of gay
#839
<Bad> They say every moop has a birthmark <Bad> If you had to get naked with someone to check <Bad> Who would you pick <moop> tourettes girl <Bad> on redditeu I meant <Bad> loser <moop> oh <moop> hmm <moop> i assume you mean male <Bad> Obviously <moop> i assume you want me to say you cuz that's the gayest question i have been asked in my life