< Malice^> micropenis? where?
< Malice^> GET IT
<Bad> wc3 story
<Bad> When I installed wc3 I couldn't believe how pretty it was
<Bad> Invited a friend over to see
<Bad> Cinematic starts
<Bad> Campaign mission where Jaina arrives
<Bad> HI MY NAME IS JAINA PROUDMORE
<Bad> Then the game gets stuck for some reason and it just loops
<Bad> JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE
<Bad> Shamed me
<Bad> Fuck wc3
<nonpc> shit
<nonpc> I need to take a bath
<nonpc> in 8 mintues
<nonpc> fuck fuck fuck
<Naypam> :o
<Raziel> shower instead
<Raziel> problem fixed
<nonpc> Raziel, naw
<nonpc> my fingernails are very dirty
<nonpc> I need very warm water to put them in
<nonpc> :|
<Raziel> rofl
<BadFurDay> this is
<BadFurDay> the worst excuse ever
<nonpc> no, seriously
<nonpc> I couldnt wash them
<nonpc> fucking bicycle
<nonpc> I like spending my time and choosing condoms
<nonpc> it's like
<nonpc> building a computer or osmething
<nonpc> even more interesting
* Wan set the topic to: The S in intel stands for Security
* Raziel set the topic to: the s in moop stands for sex
<gojira> what's better
<gojira> linux or windows?
<Raziel> windows has an "s" in it
<Raziel> so it's secure
<Raziel> QED
<Naypam> like
<Naypam> if you're in a friend's bed
<Naypam> no porn to masturbate to
<Naypam> make your own
<Intee> She [Intee's girlfriend] is dirty talking about Bad... I shit you not... Laying on my bed, getting naked saying, "If he had ladders that lead to books I'd climb him, oh I'd climb him" Fucking QUOTE.
<moop> Suddenly puberty kicks in, shaving once a month is not enough now 😟
<BadFurDay> mice
<nonpc> mouses
<BadFurDay> I don't want, nonpc, it's a good mouse :D
<BadFurDay> mice
<Laizkiz> Having your English corrected by a French person is the worst thing that can happen.
<Laizkiz> sucks2bu cableguy
<nonpc> haha
<zid> mouses
<zid> is correct
<zid> the french guy is just wrong
<nonpc> o/
<Laizkiz> :O
<zid> The online Oxford Dictionaries entry for mouse states the plural for the small rodent is mice, while the plural for the small computer connected device is either mice or mouses.
<Laizkiz> :O
<Laizkiz> TIL
<Laizkiz> LOL
<Laizkiz> FRENCHFAG WAS WRONG
<nonpc> POW
<Laizkiz> h33h33
<zid> ofc, he's french
<zid> that's his job
<zid> to be wrong, but be arrogant about it
<Laizkiz> BadFurDay, here's your white flag, you know what to do.
<kage_> FATALITY
<kage_> ZID WINS
<Bad> I thought of you today btw Raziel
<Bad> There was this funny looking midget right
<Bad> Because he was black and I had never seen a black midget before
<Bad> Well, there's that singer from the Geto Boys but he looks jamaican black, not african black
<Bad> Anyway I was like damn that's interesting
<Bad> And like, that would be a sight for my man Raziel
<Bad> Pretty much it.
<Raziel> o_o