<moop> Bad: so did you meet Raziel? did he arrive?
<Wan> nah he's still stuck in belgium
<moop> dang
<moop> poor belgium
<Wan> are you implying that having Raziel in one's country is a setback for said country?
<moop> oh, belgium is a country?
<moop> i thought it was a blokes name
<Trucy> What stuff?
<Raziel> fredosan: why what
<fredosan> <Raziel> fredosan: why what
<fredosan> ????????
<Raziel> nvm
<Raziel> 20:57 <fredosan> why easier
<Raziel> thought you garner'd my nick
<fredosan> <Trucy> I get the easier part of the deal
<fredosan> <fredosan> why easier
<Raziel> dude gimme a break I can't read more than 1 line at the time
<Raziel> COKE ON
<Naypam> let me get a rough estimate of my lifetime masturbations
<Naypam> about 8200 times
<Naypam> easily going to hit 10k faps like
<Naypam> in the next year or two
<Naypam> wonder if I'll hit 100k
<Naypam> that would be quite hard
<lively> you going to fap 4 times a day nay?
<Naypam> no but average now is twice a day
<Naypam> used to be 4-5 times a day
<Naypam> morning and night, sometimes when I get home from work
<BFD|Slave> Naypam: wanker
<dux0r> 21900 faps
<dux0r> at least
<Naypam> rofl
<Naypam> god damn that's way more than me
<Naypam> even including the age difference
<dux0r> 4*365*15
<Naypam> 4
<Naypam> FOUR
<lively> 4
<Naypam> I only did 4-5 when I was a teenager
<dux0r> i told u i was hardcore mother fuckers
<how-hiGh> anyone doing cold showers here?
<how-hiGh> it raises testosterone levels
<how-hiGh> brah it really works it seems
<how-hiGh> I wouldn't recommend bullshit to my fellas
<how-hiGh> brb sex drive
<how-hiGh> brb self confidence
<how-hiGh> brb masculinity
<how-hiGh> brb "animalistic instincts"
<ad13> it's like... 1945 on a friday night, and someone put something through my door
[ 5 minutes later ]
<gojira> can we please get clarity
<gojira> what did they put through your door ad13
<ad13> i've not had a look yet
[ 15 minutes later ]
<ad13> sorry, was distracted
<ad13> it's the yellow pages
<Bad> OMG THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN SINCE I SAW A MAN GIVE MOUTH TO MOUTH TO A DOG TO SAVE HIS LIFE AND ACTUALLY IT MIGHT BE EVEN BETTER LITERALLY WHERE CAN I BUY THIS RAZIEL I WOULD DRAG MY BALLS THROUGH GLASS IF I HAD TO IF IT MEANT I COULD OWN THIS GADGET
<how-hiGh> ad13: did they come together?
<ad13> did who come together?
<how-hiGh> your buttcheeks after last night
<ad13> wat
<how-hiGh> joke :-)
<Valacar> Phixion gets a "good morning" and all i get is "fuck off Valacar"... i liked the world more when germans were the mortal enemies of france
-!- Valacar has quit [Signed off]
<Garner> but french on phone is harder than sucking my own dick
<Naypam> god there's nothing worse than typing on a phone
<Naypam> even sucking your own dick is better
<Raziel> ayy team cancelled and didn't tell me
<Raziel> rip
<Raziel> well
<Raziel> this means I can go to bed early
<moop> Raziel: called it
<moop> knew this shit gonna happen
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<Raziel> wow moop
<Raziel> didn't think you actually meant it when you said you called it
<moop> jokes on u nigga that first message is a lie
— moop master faker
<Raziel> WHAT
<moop> bro
<moop> me sending that message on 13:37?
<Raziel> now I have to check
<Raziel> you fucker
<moop> rekt