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#796
<Bad> omg no <Bad> new gmail has this thing on the left side <Bad> if you click « more » <Bad> you see your archived google chats <Bad> There's conversations with my gf of 2006.... <Bad> cringe overload <Bad> me: <3 :) :D :p ^_^ <Bad> Angela: stop your friggin smilies.P <Bad> smh <Bad> wtf I was such a poet <Bad> me: there's a beautiful thing about sadness just like there's a beauty in happiness, as long as it's not sadness caused by an immovable event (a death, a breakup, etc.)
#123
<Naypam> god damn my toilet is broke <lovely> broken I assume? <Naypam> broke! <lovely> is it an gash? <Naypam> not sure how to activate the toilet from inside the pool of water * Naypam stupid <Naypam> nothing pulls! but the toilet handle is a lever1 <Naypam> so idk <Naypam> it's come detached from something <kage> haiku left for 1 day <kage> and your house completely falls apart <kage> i'd check if there are any screws missing <lovely> haha
#367
<gojira> I can't breathe this is too funny. <gojira> Someone I know. At her teambuilding excercise. <gojira> Had to do on interpretive dance. <gojira> Not alone but with her team. <Naypam> that isn't teambuilding <Naypam> that is hummiliation? <gojira> And they all had to dance to pretend to be parts of their infrastructure. <gojira> Nojoke. <Naypam> how <gojira> She was the NFS. <gojira> lmao
#333
<how-hiGh> anyone understands body language? <how-hiGh> I found out that pussy of my ex-GF was wet several times when we sat in cafe
#831
<fgarnier> omg bad <fgarnier> the autistic rat <fgarnier> what happened to him <Bad> autistic ra <Bad> what <fgarnier> fatboy sljm <fgarnier> or whatever his name idk <Bad> the fuck <fgarnier> the autistic rat <fgarnier> with the piano <Bad> what is wrong with you <fgarnier> omfg ill search myelf <fgarnier> they are in space <fgarnier> and sing sometimed <Bad> wtf <Bad> OH <Bad> Ratboy genius
#231
<Bad`> Do you have an extra chromosome? <Bad`> Are you mentally deficient? <Bad`> I'm ok with handicapped people, I'd rather just know it so I don't offend you <Bad`> Maybe autism? <InfernalBadger> . <Bad`> It's ok you can tell us <InfernalBadger> Ok, i got the <InfernalBadger> Cant handle fucking morons syndrome <Bad`> Wow I just got rekt <InfernalBadger> And i need to take my medicine <Raziel> how have you not commited suicide? <InfernalBadger> Because i just read this <Bad`> Raziel: Is this how you greet eachother in norway? <Bad`> Seems like a standard greeting <Bad`> Hello neighbors, suicided yet? <Bad`> Nope, depressed but alive, you? <Bad`> I tried yesterday but I'm too beta to do it <Bad`> Norwegian conversation <Bad`> Average.
#395
<Bad> He was laughing because he couldn't reach the balls <Bad> So he had to suck harder <Bad> And it made him laughk <Bad> Just then he looks up and sees me taking a picture of him sucking the balls as hard as possible <Bad> So he was probably thinking « eh » <moop> The balls were good tho
#598
<how-high> gf caught wet napkins near my bed and it was a huge scandal <how-high> srs
#300
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#160
<BFD|Slave> gtfo world of tanks ad :( <Raziel> this is more important than watching gsl <BFD|Slave> not relaxing <BFD|Slave> I want zoozoo <BFD|Slave> Gonna go watch zoozoo on youtube instead <BFD|Slave> Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1unKjzlfrFA * BFD|Slave chills <Raziel> THE AUDIO ISN'T CHOPPY <Raziel> I NEED MY STREET DRUG ZOOZOO AD WITH CHOPPY AUDIO <BFD|Slave> omg <BFD|Slave> zoozoo started in gsl <BFD|Slave> zoozoo is playing TWICE on my browser <BFD|Slave> SIMULTANEOUSLY <Raziel> LOL * BFD|Slave dies