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#48
< Malice^> micropenis? where? < Malice^> GET IT
#849
<Bad> wc3 story <Bad> When I installed wc3 I couldn't believe how pretty it was <Bad> Invited a friend over to see <Bad> Cinematic starts <Bad> Campaign mission where Jaina arrives <Bad> HI MY NAME IS JAINA PROUDMORE <Bad> Then the game gets stuck for some reason and it just loops <Bad> JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE <Bad> Shamed me <Bad> Fuck wc3
#72
<nonpc> shit <nonpc> I need to take a bath <nonpc> in 8 mintues <nonpc> fuck fuck fuck <Naypam> :o <Raziel> shower instead <Raziel> problem fixed <nonpc> Raziel, naw <nonpc> my fingernails are very dirty <nonpc> I need very warm water to put them in <nonpc> :| <Raziel> rofl <BadFurDay> this is <BadFurDay> the worst excuse ever <nonpc> no, seriously <nonpc> I couldnt wash them <nonpc> fucking bicycle
#186
<nonpc> I like spending my time and choosing condoms <nonpc> it's like <nonpc> building a computer or osmething <nonpc> even more interesting
#703
* Wan set the topic to: The S in intel stands for Security * Raziel set the topic to: the s in moop stands for sex <gojira> what's better <gojira> linux or windows? <Raziel> windows has an "s" in it <Raziel> so it's secure <Raziel> QED
#32
<Naypam> like <Naypam> if you're in a friend's bed <Naypam> no porn to masturbate to <Naypam> make your own
#779
<Intee> She [Intee's girlfriend] is dirty talking about Bad... I shit you not... Laying on my bed, getting naked saying, "If he had ladders that lead to books I'd climb him, oh I'd climb him" Fucking QUOTE.
#585
<moop> Suddenly puberty kicks in, shaving once a month is not enough now 😟
#19
<BadFurDay> mice <nonpc> mouses <BadFurDay> I don't want, nonpc, it's a good mouse :D <BadFurDay> mice <Laizkiz> Having your English corrected by a French person is the worst thing that can happen. <Laizkiz> sucks2bu cableguy <nonpc> haha <zid> mouses <zid> is correct <zid> the french guy is just wrong <nonpc> o/ <Laizkiz> :O <zid> The online Oxford Dictionaries entry for mouse states the plural for the small rodent is mice, while the plural for the small computer connected device is either mice or mouses. <Laizkiz> :O <Laizkiz> TIL <Laizkiz> LOL <Laizkiz> FRENCHFAG WAS WRONG <nonpc> POW <Laizkiz> h33h33 <zid> ofc, he's french <zid> that's his job <zid> to be wrong, but be arrogant about it <Laizkiz> BadFurDay, here's your white flag, you know what to do. <kage_> FATALITY <kage_> ZID WINS
#205
<Bad> I thought of you today btw Raziel <Bad> There was this funny looking midget right <Bad> Because he was black and I had never seen a black midget before <Bad> Well, there's that singer from the Geto Boys but he looks jamaican black, not african black <Bad> Anyway I was like damn that's interesting <Bad> And like, that would be a sight for my man Raziel <Bad> Pretty much it. <Raziel> o_o