<how-hiGh> attention please
<how-hiGh> An old man took his phone to a repair shop, they said nothing was wrong with it.
<how-hiGh> He then responds "then why don't my kids ever call me?" As he looked down and walked away slowly...
<Naypam> how-hiGh: why did the chicken cross the road?
<Naypam> to get away from you
<how-hiGh> :/
<Raziel> I'll let scientists figure out what type of energy is best
<moop> what if they discover that jew ash is best energy
<moop> would you still support it Raziel
<Twipply> That is a solid question
<Raziel> erm
<Valacar> but technically i'm bilingual since my father speaks swedish as his native language
<gojira> AHA
<gojira> NOT A REAL FIN
<Valacar> tho he never speaks it :D
<gar> u finnoswede?
<Valacar> kinda
<Valacar> and kinda not
<Naypam> OHHHHHH
<gojira> that is enough for today
<Naypam> Valacar is swedish
<Naypam> this explains EVERYTHING
<Valacar> I AM NTO
<Valacar> NOT
<Naypam> I did not realise this
<Naypam> I should have know oh my god
<moop> like before that i was fine being misogynistic neckbeard, but ever since they started holocaust denial its just not the same
<Bad> Walking after 30m running on a treadmill
<Bad> Walked into a wall
<Bad> Hurt my dick
<Bad> Sigh
<kage> i'd honestly just have a rib removed so i could suck my own cock, if my hands stopped working
<Naypam> inb4 raziel floating cars
<Naypam> been practicing on keys for years
<Naypam> can now float keys
<Naypam> cars*
<BadFurDay> what am I reading
<BadFurDay> Naypam you are drunk
<Naypam> Raziel | I have this weird thing where my hand floats one key to the right
<Naypam> wtf does that even bean BadFurDay
<BadFurDay> bean
<Naypam> explain it to me
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< lovely> hue hue hue hue
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<Raziel> in b4 amnesia
<garne> amensia
<garne> amensia
<garne> omfg
<garne> amnesia
<Naypalm> https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Offended
<nonpc> omg
<nonpc> what
<nonpc> the
<nonpc> fuck