<Bad> ok story
<Bad> when I was a teen I went to a pharmacy and asked the pharmacist
<Bad> « [censored] size condoms please »
<Bad> he looked at me and told me
<Bad> uhm ok buddy, you just pick them up in the shop
<Bad> and ring them at the register
<Bad> I never went to that pharmacy again
<Naypam> I'm going on stats! he's playing really well
<Naypam> lost to classic but meh
<Bad> Classic is godlike in PvP though
<Bad> As I told you
<Bad> And you didn't believe me
[ earlier that month ]
<Bad> Naypam: Classic ? - ? Stats (bo7)
<Bad> 2-4 imo
<Bad> Naypam: btw I'm actually rooting for Classic
<Bad> Even though Stats gon win
<Bad> Got hopes that Classic can upset
<Bad> Gogogo
<Naypam> I'm rooting for stats ofc
<BFD|Slave> Gee moop stop being such a Raziel
<Raziel> wow internet dropped
<Raziel> wtf did you say about me
<BFD|Slave> What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I coded my own wordpress plugin, and I've been involved in numerous secret laravel conclaves, and I have over 300 confirmed commits. I am trained in php and I'm the top code monkey in the entire norwegian dev forces. You are nothing to me but just another coder. I will grind your code the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the internet and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you with over seven hundred wordpress plugins, and that's just with my own code. Not only am I extensively trained in framework usage, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Laravel Framework Alpha Release Repository and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will cook rice all over you and you will burn in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
<Bad> I'm a harsh rater
<Bad> Of both movies and women
<moop> rate me
<moop> wait
<moop> am no woman
<moop> nvm
<Bad> I rate you 3 as a woman, moop
<Bad> You have the voice and the facial hair
<Bad> Also the physical strength
<Wan> HOLY SHIT
<Wan> Showing #1-50 out of 420 quotes
<Wan> qdb is now dank af
<Raziel> ermergerd
<Naypam> BFD|Slave.
<Naypam> was your ex...
<Naypam> a bee?
<Naypam> are you a bee BFD|Slave?
<BFD|Slave> POSSIBLY
<BFD|Slave> You'll never know Naypam
<BFD|Slave> Unless you come visit
<BFD|Slave> Or I come visit
<Naypam> :D
<Naypam> fly on over baby
<Naypam> watch out for the snow
<BFD|Slave> Bees can't cross the channel you dipshit
<BFD|Slave> And they hibernate
<BFD|Slave> omg
<BFD|Slave> how am I meant to
<BFD|Slave> you fucking clueless faggot
<nonpc> the fck
<nonpc> is going on
<Naypam> of course they can cross the channel
<Naypam> else how did they get to scotland?
<Naypam> by boat?
<Naypam> did they make a little bee boat?
<Naypam> a bee longship?
<Naypam> GET A GRIP YOU IDIOT
<Bad> so playing d2 without glasses and I'm tired
<Bad> wtfed when I dropped a legendary kike shield
<Bad> was a kite shield
<foxpc> Started chatting up with this one girl. She seems nice.
<foxpc> Gonna report when I have more info!
<Juno> what colour her underwear?
<foxpc> Juno, I hope, red!
<Juno> eww
<foxpc> wut.
<foxpc> red color is the best color!
<Pianoo> you on omegle again fox?
<haiku> SHUT THE FUCK UP NAYPAM NEXT TIME NO MORE FOOD
<Garner> fuck you garner
<Garner> google*