<Naypam> I was at this party when I was 17
<Naypam> and my friend's parents were gone
<Naypam> and they had this marble egg
<Naypam> size of an egg
<lively> oh god
<Naypam> so one guy
<Naypam> puts the egg in a condom
<nonpc> oh god
<Naypam> puts it in his ass
<Naypam> then pulls it out
<Naypam> and starts chasing people with it
<Naypam> was so funny
<lively> WHAT
<nonpc> wat
<Naypam> him standing on the table
<Naypam> middle of the room
<Naypam> trousers round knees
<Naypam> with egg up his ass
<Naypam> it was fucking terrifying
<Naypam> he chased us around the village
<Naypam> party with 20 people
<Naypam> all running thhrough the streets
<Naypam> with a guy with a shit covered egg in a condom chasing us
<Naypam> scariest day of my life
<BadFurDay> Garner: you just made me realize that penises don't have a distinctive sound
<BadFurDay> There's no sound you hear and go like "ah that's a penis"
<BadFurDay> other than fap/intercourse sounds
<BadFurDay> It's sad.
<Garner> Yeah it is :(
<Bad> tfw I keep watching this harry potter x-men shit because I'm actually interested in the plot now
<moop> rofl
<Bad> tfw I keep watching this harry potter x-men shit because I'm actually interested in the plot now
<Bad> tfw I keep watching this harry potter x-men shit because I'm actually interested in the plot now
<Bad> ok maybe not roll elbow on keyboard
<Bad> I love how Naypam calls people prissy
<Bad> but he is a fucking flower of the highest order
<Bad> you're a flower Naypam
<Bad> that's what
<Valacar> THATS WHAT SHE SAID
<Valacar> h0h0h0h00h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h
<how-hiGh> Valacar aware of the office?
<how-hiGh> this is joke from tv show
<Bad> hey Garner do you know where the jews fled from norway after all their rice got burned
<Bad> Israziel
<Naypam> I was given a variant of that to help me sleep and it changed my thought patterns exactly as you say
<Naypam> I fucking hated it
<Naypam> couldn't handle not being able to think normally
<Naypam> didn't take any more after that
<Naypam> what was it called, hm
<moop> aw
<Naypam> might have been citalopram but idk
<moop> i think it would be cool to have a completely different think pattern
<Naypam> I wanted the doctor to give me benzos
<Naypam> well idk how it's affecting Bad, moop, I'm all for different thinking patterns
<Naypam> but it was like it shut down my brain
<Bad> Naypam: you know what I am experiencing man
<Naypam> stopped me thinking
<Naypam> made me "slow"
<ad13> so what you are saying Naypam
<ad13> is you were an upstanding member of society
<ad13> then a doctor gave you zoloft
<ad13> and now you're facing jail for running a criminal empire?
<moop> Suddenly puberty kicks in, shaving once a month is not enough now 😟
<Garner_> :D:D
<Garner_> I don't use scissors
<Garner_> just knife
<Bad> cute penis
<Bad> do you cute it?
<Bad> do you cute your balls?
<Bad> u snigle
<Garner> I was only there for a night ( ͡°╠͟ʖ╮͡├┬┴┬┴