QDB

#22
<Naypam> done it to myself with an anal bead thing a few times though :D <Naypam> :D:D:D:D: <Laizkiz> ._. <maccan> .... <Laizkiz> ty <Laizkiz> for this info <maccan> I went away <maccan> for like <maccan> 1 hour <maccan> and returned to this <maccan> Naypam and lively talking about putting shit up their ass' <Naypam> prostate is a gem <Naypam> it's a gem <Naypam> also cures cancer <lively> nay gone mad
#5
<Welldone> dux0r: or you should just redirect to a page that says "THE QOUTE WAS SUBMITTED, <s>YOU SICK FUCK</s> HAVE A NICE DAY"
#518
<gar> this is cringe #1 of the day <gar> Trying to hold against something while the train moves, it's so crowded i kept touching that girl's hand by accident <Bad> nice <gar> Then i moved it and she moved it as well <gar> touched again <Bad> rofl <gar> 3 times
#731
<moop> 10:03 <Bad> Tbh the saddest thing is he outlived Naypam. He really seemed to want to see tb die. For petty reasons. <moop> haha thought about it too
#134
<dux0r> Milk contains water <nonpc> no?
#405
<how-hiGh> attention please <how-hiGh> An old man took his phone to a repair shop, they said nothing was wrong with it. <how-hiGh> He then responds "then why don't my kids ever call me?" As he looked down and walked away slowly... <Naypam> how-hiGh: why did the chicken cross the road? <Naypam> to get away from you <how-hiGh> :/
#341
<Garner> mfw haven't fapped in two weeks <Garner> forgot
#334
<Valacar> i wonder what moon penumbra is <Valacar> oh right i see what it is
#505
<Naypam> funny story related to penises <Naypam> took off my watch and masturbated at like 8am this morning <Naypam> fell asleep <Naypam> slept on my watch <Naypam> woke up with watch mark on my bum <Naypam> true story
#254
<Naypam> failed the interview to pick things off the street <Naypam> how bad can you possibly be :D <Raziel> maybe you were overqualified? <Naypam> of course not <Bad> Raziel: The only job Naypam is overqualified for is sucking dick