<Garner> hmm make svXhVLnwF47UaqfAgYgJ
<Garner> sense*
<Naypam> I've laughed too much in the past 36 hours
<Naypam> I need a completely serious day
<Naypam> super serious
<Naypam> we put our dicks in a guy's drink
<Naypam> he was mad
<Bad> wut
<Naypam> shouldn't have been so maad imo
<Bad> what am I raeding
<Naypam> replied by shitting on a car
<Naypam> he was madder
<Bad> ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
<Bad> why
<Bad> would you put your dick
<Bad> in a drink
<Naypam> because
<Naypam> then they drink it
<Naypam> and you say
<Naypam> "lol I put my dick in your drink"
<Naypam> and they hate
<Naypam> rofl
<Naypam> friend and his brother
<Naypam> brother helps friend onto bonnet of car
<Naypam> he kneels over
<Naypam> shits on the car
<Naypam> family safe campsite
<Naypam> rofl'd
<Naypam> he was not happy
<Naypam> but
<Naypam> got revenge by cumming in his sock
<Raziel> serious advice
<Raziel> pull the piss opening apart before starting to take a piss
13:37 <Bad> 1337
13:38 <Raziel> 1337
13:38 <Raziel> NO
<how-hiGh> Rule 15: how-high is the most alpha and the least homosexual person of redditeu
<Raziel> I don't mind bitcoins, I don't care about retards who lose money on it - what I cannot stand 1 second of is 1) fags who think bitcoin is the future of all currency 2) fags who think they're gosu speculators and need to brag about how good they are at making money when all they're doing is picking up money that retards are throwing everywhere because they're either type 1 or... well, just retarded
<moop> well i started playing after everyone quit
<moop> and my sound bugged out for some reason
<moop> audio was completely reversed
<moop> like, right sounds were coming from left speaker and etc
<moop> googled a bit, found people with the same problem on bnet forums
<moop> wrote a reply and continued playing
<moop> suddenly i realize i put the headphones on the wrong side
<moop> rip my life
<moop> deleted my comments in shame
<rian> who wants to bed the nore will show up in a bit
<rian> being all like 'omg i drank too much'
<rian> ?
<moop> pretty sure it'll happen
<Raziel> wew
<Raziel> sup
<Raziel> hello?
<moop> so how dead are you Raziel
<moop> pls respond
<Raziel> not at all
<Raziel> only 3 beers
[... the next day...]
<Raziel> oh lawd
<Raziel> I only had 3 beers but due to no real dinner yesterday I feel hungover anyway
< dux0r> the fuck is wrong with you people
wat
<Bad> omg no
<Bad> new gmail has this thing on the left side
<Bad> if you click « more »
<Bad> you see your archived google chats
<Bad> There's conversations with my gf of 2006....
<Bad> cringe overload
<Bad> me: <3 :) :D :p ^_^
<Bad> Angela: stop your friggin smilies.P
<Bad> smh
<Bad> wtf I was such a poet
<Bad> me: there's a beautiful thing about sadness just like there's a beauty in happiness, as long as it's not sadness caused by an immovable event (a death, a breakup, etc.)