<Bad> Someone tell me why the fuck my fucking left arm is growing so much bigger than my right
<Bad> I do more right arm exercises every day
<Bad> I masturbate with my right hand, just to inbe4
<lovely> Ni**as In Paris (Explicit)
<lovely> Lol wat.
<lovely> If it's explicit, why censor the title.
<how-hiGh> give a man a meme and you entertain him for a day; teach a man to join #redditeu and you entertain him for a lifetime...
<gojira> I can't breathe this is too funny.
<gojira> Someone I know. At her teambuilding excercise.
<gojira> Had to do on interpretive dance.
<gojira> Not alone but with her team.
<Naypam> that isn't teambuilding
<Naypam> that is hummiliation?
<gojira> And they all had to dance to pretend to be parts of their infrastructure.
<gojira> Nojoke.
<Naypam> how
<gojira> She was the NFS.
<gojira> lmao
<BFD|Slave> Garner: Let's talk about moop's masturbation habits. He looks at trannies and gay porn, then, once he's about to ejaculate, he grabs his balls tightly and says « no no no no, I'm not allowed to come, I'm heterosexual ». Once the deed is (not) done, he looks for some hetero porn and spends 2h trying to get himself to come, usually only managing it when there's one of those shots from behind where you are exposed to a man's scrot and ass as he does a girl. He then goes on internet forums and IRC channels to tell everyone he's just masturbated, to make himself feel better. They call him a faggot and a homo, but deep inside he knows he never came to gay porn or trannies, and that makes him strictly hetero. He's proud of it. He's the proudest little virgin on the face of the planet.
<Ensiferous> for the past 3 days I've wanted to refine my pvz build... still haven't gotten dressed.
<moop> imagine gay porn but with burritos instead of dicks
<Raziel> erm
<moop> ikr
<moop> what was i thinking sharing that
<moop> in my defense i was browsing /r/gay_irl
<Raziel> as you do
<Valacar> why tho
<moop> i was in the bathroom
<Intergage`> Raziel is a total ladies man.. The fuck Bad`?
<garne> Really hope my boss is not waiting for the same train
<garne> Boring to be on the train with your boss everyday
<garne> also since the only thing in common we have is 1) we both have a dick (i think he does) 2) we both go to sweden very often
<Naypam> fuck me in theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee tamborineeeeeeeeeeeee awwwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeahh