<ad13> urgh
<ad13> landlord from NL has come to me and said i'm owe €602 for the heating
<ad13> after paying €900 already
<ad13> €1502 for a year's heating and hot water sounds steep as fuck
<Bad> ad13, dutch ovens require more manpower than traditional heaters
<how-hiGh> I want you to aware how to determine whether girl is slut or not basing on how many guys she had
<how-hiGh> new formula
<how-hiGh> scientifically proven
<how-hiGh> anyone is interested or not? because it's kinda complex so I don't want to waste my time if no one wants to listen
<Bad> yes
<Bad> I want to know
<moop> how-hiGh: go for it
<how-hiGh> okay
<Raziel> in this moment, I am awared
<Bad> not because of a puny god's blessing, but because I am about to be enlightened by how-hiGh
<how-hiGh> basically you have to sum length of all dicks girl she have, and if girl can jump from such height safely without getting injured she is not slut. For example average dick is like 15 cm, so if girl had only 3 men she would step off such height easily = not slut. But if she had 15 for example, this means 2.25 meters so she would sprain her ankle jumping from such height = slut
<Raziel> sigh
<Raziel> mfw making a pull request to jenkins
<Valacar> its not like you can get pregnant 0o
<Valacar> #toptierkeks
<dux0r> Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
<dux0r> because the P is silent
<dux0r> What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
<dux0r> wipes his ass
<kage> PvZ just stupid
<kage> oh
<kage> i'll just make roach/infestor/bl
<kage> gg
<BadFurDay> kage: called it
<BadFurDay> [14:31] <kage> i'ma go play dota2
<BadFurDay> [14:31] <kage> and then some sc2
<BadFurDay> [14:32] <BadFurDay> k, so it's 16:31
<BadFurDay> [14:32] <BadFurDay> I'll check irc around 16:00
<BadFurDay> [14:32] <BadFurDay> to laugh at your balance whine and rage
<BadFurDay> [14:32] <BadFurDay> popcorn.gif
<BadFurDay> you're 15 minutes late though
<BadFurDay> but called it anyway :D
<how-hiGh> anyone doing cold showers here?
<how-hiGh> it raises testosterone levels
<how-hiGh> brah it really works it seems
<how-hiGh> I wouldn't recommend bullshit to my fellas
<how-hiGh> brb sex drive
<how-hiGh> brb self confidence
<how-hiGh> brb masculinity
<how-hiGh> brb "animalistic instincts"
<Garner> mfw i now have a huge whiteboard at home
<Bad> knowing you it's probably a brownboard but you insist it's white
<moop> i'd fuck Bad
<gojira> you'd fuck anything with a hole and a heartbeat and the second part is optional
<moop> that's what i said
<Raziel> My hand has a heart beat
<gojira> is this Raziel suggesting moop can fuck his hand?
<Bad> Raziel: please elaborate on your odd as fuck phrase
<gojira> yea
<gojira> wtf
<kage> but you know
<kage> it was fun being able to easily unzip during class
<kage> and showing people my junk
<kage> it's true
<kage> i'm like calling people half way across the class
<kage> and showing them my junk
<kage> and laughing like a maniac
<BFD|Slave> rofl
<kage> worst was when you were noticed by the professor
<kage> and
<kage> you needed to stand up
<kage> unzipped
<kage> or you could zip
<kage> but he'd notice
<BadFurDay> mice
<nonpc> mouses
<BadFurDay> I don't want, nonpc, it's a good mouse :D
<BadFurDay> mice
<Laizkiz> Having your English corrected by a French person is the worst thing that can happen.
<Laizkiz> sucks2bu cableguy
<nonpc> haha
<zid> mouses
<zid> is correct
<zid> the french guy is just wrong
<nonpc> o/
<Laizkiz> :O
<zid> The online Oxford Dictionaries entry for mouse states the plural for the small rodent is mice, while the plural for the small computer connected device is either mice or mouses.
<Laizkiz> :O
<Laizkiz> TIL
<Laizkiz> LOL
<Laizkiz> FRENCHFAG WAS WRONG
<nonpc> POW
<Laizkiz> h33h33
<zid> ofc, he's french
<zid> that's his job
<zid> to be wrong, but be arrogant about it
<Laizkiz> BadFurDay, here's your white flag, you know what to do.
<kage_> FATALITY
<kage_> ZID WINS