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#7
<lovely> THE GIRL <lovely> SHE IS STILL NOT GONE <lovely> nearur <lovely> to hiem <lovely> and like <lovely> oh my god <lovely> like <lovely> blood lods <dux0r> wat <lovely> soooooo many siege tanks <dux0r> oh <lovely> Damn she is bad. <lovely> oooo <dux0r> up until that siege tank line I thought you'd murdered a prostitute or something
#39
<nonpc> if my penis is crooked upwards, it's good, ye? <Naypam> pretty normal nonpc <nonpc> but is good for g sport <nonpc> spot* <nonpc> right? <Naypam> most bend up a little bit <Naypam> if it is at a right angle you have a problem <nonpc> is like <nonpc> 90 <nonpc> degrees <Naypam> yeah that's a right angle <Naypam> _| <BadFurDay> wtf <BadFurDay> why am I reading about nonpc's dick <nonpc> it's like.. <nonpc> errr <Naypam> zid posted his yesterday <nonpc> lemme paint it <Naypam> :D <Naypam> yay painting <BadFurDay> fucking hell <Naypam> Raziel hates this though, beware nonpc <BadFurDay> this channel <BadFurDay> this place <BadFurDay> #fags <Naypam> he banned zid for posting a pic of his own penis <BadFurDay> fucking #fagseu <nonpc> |-| <nonpc> 8=====|_| <nonpc> like this <nonpc> penis <Naypam> wtf is that <BadFurDay> what the hell <BadFurDay> it looks like a crack pipe <nonpc> http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=Q9isnTKq <BadFurDay> with balls <nonpc> 90 degreess crooked <BadFurDay> a crack pipe with balls, nonpc <Naypam> what <BadFurDay> your penis exhales weed <Naypam> is tha <BadFurDay> Naypam: a crack pipe with balls in ascii format <Naypam> that's actually where you put the crack <Naypam> on the right <BadFurDay> yes <Naypam> the the 8 idk <BadFurDay> you use the balls to smoke <Naypam> random 8 <BadFurDay> you teabag yourself <BadFurDay> to smoke the crack <nonpc> so anyways <nonpc> how is your sundays guys?
#733
<moop> you don't add TRANSFORMERS in the title <moop> and don't mention TRANSFORMERS <moop> and pretend it's just a cute robot <moop> like that robot that got hit by lightning and became alive <moop> or the giant robot <moop> or ET
#50
<kage> another pvp another win <kage> this one was quite close though <kage> closer than i wanted <BadFurDay> sounds very gay * BadFurDay puts his dick closer to kage than he'd want to <Raziel> lol <Raziel> I'm imagining BadFurDay finding his compass, google maps, finding out which direction romania is, moving his chair slightly in that direction and sticking his crotch out <BadFurDay> Raziel: I know which direction romania is and I already did
#721
<Raziel> oh no <Raziel> I forgot to buy butter <moop> quick, notify the media <moop> butter shortage localized entirely in your home <moop> and nobody can see it <Raziel> frying onions in olive oil just isn't the same <moop> i thought olive oil isn't made for frying
#128
<Garner> BadFurDay <Garner> Ultimate question <Garner> Which country is third world? <BadFurDay> Garner: Countries with no internet (but a massive presence in MMOs, ruining them) <BadFurDay> Such as poland, russia, brazil <BadFurDay> Those countries get most of their food through cannibalism and eating rocks and snow
#714
<Raziel> mad <Raziel> I've lost my sunglasses <rian> you seem to lose a lot of things when you drink <rian> gloves, sunglasses <rian> what else? <Valacar> decency
#654
<Raziel> I started taking beer today <Bad> Raziel: this usage of « taking » makes it sound like a hard drug <Bad> like you injected beer in your veins with a syringe <Raziel> well it is isn't it <Bad> or sniffed beer <Bad> Yeah it is a hard drug <Bad> But I mean <Raziel> I took it orally <Bad> name of your sextape
#653
<garne> seriously though i will miss my colleague <garne> took a picture of us having a beer <garne> https://i.imgur.com/BEPN9pK.png <garne> sad times <Raziel> I RECOGNIZE THAT URL <Raziel> NOT FALLING FOR IT <Raziel> CUNT <garne> rofl <garne> hahahahahahaahaha <moop> :D <Raziel> I'm fucking traumatized <garne> :D:D:DDDDD
#444
<Raziel> Erm <Raziel> So <Raziel> There's gotta be a first time for everything in life right <Naypam> please Raziel <Naypam> continue <moop> oh boy Raziel <moop> just had gay sex the poor lad <Naypam> I know rite moop <Naypam> glad our minds went to the same place <Raziel> Including having an irresistible shit while you're biking home to your hotel <moop> oh boy <moop> that's no fun Raziel <moop> what did you do <Raziel> Like diarrhea level shit <Naypam> I guess that riding the bike <Naypam> would open your arse a bit <moop> did you reach the hotel? <Raziel> Yes I just finished showering <Bad> Lmao Raziel you moron <Raziel> Showering me and my clothes... <Raziel> :-( <moop> aw :( <moop> but, like, were there casualties Raziel <Raziel> I don't know <moop> well now you have a story Raziel <Raziel> I even went to the toilet before leaving <moop> means you ate something bad <Raziel> No shits were had then <Raziel> At least i could move fast on a mostly empty bike road <Raziel> And run up to my hotel room <Raziel> This was a huge amount <Raziel> Like <Raziel> I don't even want to describe <Raziel> Seafood + alcohol <Raziel> Not good for me <Raziel> But i swear i went on the toilet just before leaving! <Raziel> I took every precaution :-( <Naypam> rofl Raziel <Naypam> poor <ad13> hah, disaster <Valacar> wait so this was Raziel's first time he shat outdoors? <Raziel> I've shat outdoors before valacar <Raziel> But usually i pull down my pants and squat first <Valacar> oh wait you shat on the move? <moop> ya Raziel <moop> why didn't you stop the explosive diarrhea <moop> just find a cork <moop> ez <moop> ok that's too mean <moop> i'm sorry Raziel <moop> cheer up, it's all over now <Valacar> pls moop it's too late for moopsies <ad13> haha, good show though <Raziel> I was on the bike, suddenly shit, panicked, biked back to hotel as fast as I could, ran to my room and showered while taking my clothes off <moop> poor bike <Valacar> the critical question that begs for an answer is the volume of shit that got out <Raziel> Did you expect me to measure the volume? <ad13> well, feel free to use a freeform scale <Raziel> My shirt got stained, that should tell you enough <ad13> roflllllllllllllllll HOW? HOW??? <Valacar> so thats quite bad <Raziel> I dunno man <Raziel> Squeezed upwards by the bike seat?