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<mru> wow more then 3k ppl watching idras stream <Gloop> not on tl? <Gloop> oh yeah hes banned again <Wartorn> lol, what is it he keeps getting banned for? <Raziel> random insults <mru> no he just stopped streaming

<cheebs> my original idea was to make him a stalker <cheebs> but protoss units are hard <cheebs> they either look like gay men or robots <cheebs> but robots that are hard to make out of cheap clay

<Twipply> I think Bool can take the GSL4 no problem <Boolton> You haven't heard? I qualified already, flying over there tomorrow morning <Twipply> You guys should all watch his replay and ignore my half entirely <Twipply> Especially Raziel and Vequeth <Twipply> 'cause they're like <Twipply> manly ops <Twipply> Yeah <Twipply> Be brutal as well

<zid> I am learning SVEEEDISH <Twipply> Ich bin Twipply. <zid> That's dutchermic <dux0r> uno momento porfavor senor <zid> that's missing its accents <dux0r> EY, UNO MOMENTO YO SENORO! PORFAVOREYYYY

<Welldone> dux0r: or you should just redirect to a page that says "THE QOUTE WAS SUBMITTED, <s>YOU SICK FUCK</s> HAVE A NICE DAY"

<x78> streamin' again <dux0r> steamin' again <kage_> swimin' again <gx> pissin' again <Hoitrix> guessin' again <Wartorn> missin' again

<lovely> THE GIRL <lovely> SHE IS STILL NOT GONE <lovely> nearur <lovely> to hiem <lovely> and like <lovely> oh my god <lovely> like <lovely> blood lods <dux0r> wat <lovely> soooooo many siege tanks <dux0r> oh <lovely> Damn she is bad. <lovely> oooo <dux0r> up until that siege tank line I thought you'd murdered a prostitute or something

<dux0r> I've just added Princess Diana as a friend on the Xbox <dux0r> I don't think she has any games for it though, because she's always on the dashboard.

<Raziel> sc2ranks also says he's gm 2v2 <Raziel> which isn't possible <BadFurDay> it is <BadFurDay> desrow so fat he counts as two players when soloing

<Ensiferous> for the past 3 days I've wanted to refine my pvz build... still haven't gotten dressed.

* Naypam joined the channel <Naypam> BAAAAAAAAH <Raziel> that's what she said

<ad13> yeah man, hitler did some bad stuff but did you see patch 1.4!?

<Raziel> nada vs TOP woo! <Gloop> nada wins <Gloop> booo <Raziel> I know, Gloop <Raziel> I read the match summary <Gloop> oh what he did?

<Juno> wut <Juno> whats address and port <Juno> Naypam Raziel2p lovely <Raziel2p> squareownz.org 64738 <Juno> [16:30:38] Server connection failed: The remote host closed the connection. <Raziel2p> b& <Naypam> no it didn <Naypam> 64738 <Naypam> weird <Juno> password? <Naypam> none <Laizkiz> cunt1337 <Raziel2p> try changing your username <Naypam> there is no password and don't use a registered username <Juno> [16:34:12] Server connection failed: The remote host closed the connection <Juno> user name is zxsdcvkihbszdiyvb <Juno> doubt anyone using that <Laizkiz> Juno l2mumble <Juno> unless hes russian <Naypam> Juno is of noob <Juno> oh nvm <Juno> wrong program

<Juno> i smoke dick

<Naypam> awwwwwwwwwww what the fuck my boss <Naypam> inb4 "raziel" <BFD|Slave> "raziel" <Raziel> wat <Naypam> my teeth feel really clean <Naypam> interesting

<luvely> i've been smoking weed for the past 2.5 weeks <luvely> and sitting on rocs <Raziel> oh so that's what you meant by meditating <Raziel> smoking weed <Raziel> ... <luvely> and hanging out with surfers

<Naypam> I was so desperate I masturbated to gay porn <Naypam> and it wasn't even that bad <Naypam> might do it again

<BadFurDay> mice <nonpc> mouses <BadFurDay> I don't want, nonpc, it's a good mouse :D <BadFurDay> mice <Laizkiz> Having your English corrected by a French person is the worst thing that can happen. <Laizkiz> sucks2bu cableguy <nonpc> haha <zid> mouses <zid> is correct <zid> the french guy is just wrong <nonpc> o/ <Laizkiz> :O <zid> The online Oxford Dictionaries entry for mouse states the plural for the small rodent is mice, while the plural for the small computer connected device is either mice or mouses. <Laizkiz> :O <Laizkiz> TIL <Laizkiz> LOL <Laizkiz> FRENCHFAG WAS WRONG <nonpc> POW <Laizkiz> h33h33 <zid> ofc, he's french <zid> that's his job <zid> to be wrong, but be arrogant about it <Laizkiz> BadFurDay, here's your white flag, you know what to do. <kage_> FATALITY <kage_> ZID WINS

<lively> i like ball licking

<Naypam> apparently anal beads cool too <Naypam> not tried though <Naypam> also prostate stimulation :OOOOOOOO <Naypam> gosu <BFD|Slave> didn't need to know any of this <BFD|Slave> at all <Naypam> have your girl stick her index finger up your ass <Naypam> and tickle your prostate <Naypam> OSNETUHSONTEHU <lively> lol <Naypam> you'll die <Naypam> just clean with an anal douche first <BFD|Slave> no <Naypam> your loss bro <Naypam> your los <Naypam> I don't give a fuck if you french l'retards aren't open sexually enough [...] A bit later <Naypam> do it your fucking self <Naypam> buy a vibrating anal stimulator <Naypam> they're cool <BFD|Slave> why the fuck would I need <BFD|Slave> new stimulations <BFD|Slave> I let the faggots like you finger their assholes <Naypam> you can cum without actually being hard <Naypam> is so weird <BFD|Slave> what the fuck are you <BFD|Slave> what the fuck are you Naypam <maccan> ANAL <lively> 14:04 < BFD|Slave> I let the faggots like you finger their assholes <zid> I always wondered why gay guys don't get hard while meatspinning <zid> explain nay <Naypam> dunno what to explain zid <Naypam> nobody's really gay? zid <Naypam> they actually are unattracted to each other

<Naypam> done it to myself with an anal bead thing a few times though :D <Naypam> :D:D:D:D: <Laizkiz> ._. <maccan> .... <Laizkiz> ty <Laizkiz> for this info <maccan> I went away <maccan> for like <maccan> 1 hour <maccan> and returned to this <maccan> Naypam and lively talking about putting shit up their ass' <Naypam> prostate is a gem <Naypam> it's a gem <Naypam> also cures cancer <lively> nay gone mad

<BFD|Slave> So nonpc <BFD|Slave> What do you think about anal stimulation? <BFD|Slave> Inserting items into your own ass for sexual enjoyment? <nonpc> well. <nonpc> not my thing, as of now. <nonpc> whatever makes you feel good, I suppose. <lively> i like the as of now <lively> keeping his faggot side open

<Naypam> I was at this party when I was 17 <Naypam> and my friend's parents were gone <Naypam> and they had this marble egg <Naypam> size of an egg <lively> oh god <Naypam> so one guy <Naypam> puts the egg in a condom <nonpc> oh god <Naypam> puts it in his ass <Naypam> then pulls it out <Naypam> and starts chasing people with it <Naypam> was so funny <lively> WHAT <nonpc> wat <Naypam> him standing on the table <Naypam> middle of the room <Naypam> trousers round knees <Naypam> with egg up his ass <Naypam> it was fucking terrifying <Naypam> he chased us around the village <Naypam> party with 20 people <Naypam> all running thhrough the streets <Naypam> with a guy with a shit covered egg in a condom chasing us <Naypam> scariest day of my life

<Raziel> Laizkiz wins

<Naypam> let me get a rough estimate of my lifetime masturbations <Naypam> about 8200 times <Naypam> easily going to hit 10k faps like <Naypam> in the next year or two <Naypam> wonder if I'll hit 100k <Naypam> that would be quite hard <lively> you going to fap 4 times a day nay? <Naypam> no but average now is twice a day <Naypam> used to be 4-5 times a day <Naypam> morning and night, sometimes when I get home from work <BFD|Slave> Naypam: wanker <dux0r> 21900 faps <dux0r> at least <Naypam> rofl <Naypam> god damn that's way more than me <Naypam> even including the age difference <dux0r> 4*365*15 <Naypam> 4 <Naypam> FOUR <lively> 4 <Naypam> I only did 4-5 when I was a teenager <dux0r> i told u i was hardcore mother fuckers

<Naypam> but I've actually like videoed myself <Naypam> masturbating <Naypam> then masturbated to myself masturbating

<kage> one time i gave my phone to my cousin <kage> the hot one <kage> she was browsing the photos <kage> and then bam <kage> penis photo <kage> i snatch the phone out of her hand <kage> and quickly delete it <kage> and laugh it out <kage> gg <kage> no re

<Naypam> like <Naypam> if you're in a friend's bed <Naypam> no porn to masturbate to <Naypam> make your own

<Naypam> after sleepover <Naypam> went for showher, masturbate on floor <Naypam> have shower <Naypam> perfecet <Naypam> but everybody's done that too <Naypam> also omg was a party <Naypam> hot girls and everything <Naypam> but I masturbated in the toilet <Naypam> was awesome <Naypam> then went for a walk with a friend smoking <Naypam> like a tree <BFD|Slave> god <BFD|Slave> this guy <Naypam> BFD|Slave nightmare <BFD|Slave> is King Wank <BFD|Slave> more wanker than a wanker <kage> what can i say... <Naypam> yeah but when you'er like 15 <Naypam> you see a leg <Naypam> FAP FAP FAP <BFD|Slave> at a party with hot girls <BFD|Slave> BETTER FAP <BFD|Slave> what the fuck <Naypam> well it was after the party had died down <kage> nay, does haiku know all this ? <kage> is he gonna wake up one day <kage> and see you on top of his bed <kage> masturbating ? <BFD|Slave> kage: rofl, I can imagine haiku arriving at Naypam's place, and nay going "Yeah so we'll have to share a bunk bed" <BFD|Slave> With a huge smile on his face <kage> like the one i'm having right now <kage> right ? <BFD|Slave> yes <BFD|Slave> pretty much <kage> that would be awesome <dux0r> =/ <Naypam> it's okay <Naypam> I'm the master of subtlty

<Naypam> I'd fuck raziel if I had to <Naypam> he looks okay

* BadFurDay has joined #redditeu <BadFurDay> god damn <BadFurDay> I need anger management courses <BadFurDay> there was a trio of little fucks in the bus who were talking about skiddy shit <BadFurDay> gloating about how they were pissing off their teachers by giving their homework in password protected tar.gz <BadFurDay> gloating about how they could crack the passes of their school's computers in 20 seconds <BadFurDay> and making plans about how they'd best piss off their teachers next <BadFurDay> of note: "tar.gz is like, the best troll, because you can like, only open it on linux" <BadFurDay> I exploded at the little fucks and put them back in place <BadFurDay> they looked all ruined and mad <BadFurDay> but then people in the bus got even madder <BadFurDay> and asked me to step out <BadFurDay> had to walk home ffs

<lively> fuck this <lively> also <lively> i wrote <lively> proze i think its called [...] <lively> somtimes seoul, sometimes bali, sometimes amsterdam, sometimes high, drunk, sometimes party starting on monday, sometimes nothing. this is the life, and i know that this is the life, and i dont know how long itll last, but as long as it is, i enjoy it every day, sometimes crying, sometimes laughing, sometimes scared, sometimes sorrow, sometimes nothing at all. if its over tomorrow and nothing is left, then i can say i have lived, and that ive forgotten more <lively> see <lively> when im on pills <lively> i can write <lively> like really well

<Raziel> Naypam lately reminds me of when I was a kid, I would tell people on the internet I was older than I actually was and always tell people about my imaginary sex life so they'd think I was cool

<kage> i'd honestly just have a rib removed so i could suck my own cock, if my hands stopped working

<nonpc> if my penis is crooked upwards, it's good, ye? <Naypam> pretty normal nonpc <nonpc> but is good for g sport <nonpc> spot* <nonpc> right? <Naypam> most bend up a little bit <Naypam> if it is at a right angle you have a problem <nonpc> is like <nonpc> 90 <nonpc> degrees <Naypam> yeah that's a right angle <Naypam> _| <BadFurDay> wtf <BadFurDay> why am I reading about nonpc's dick <nonpc> it's like.. <nonpc> errr <Naypam> zid posted his yesterday <nonpc> lemme paint it <Naypam> :D <Naypam> yay painting <BadFurDay> fucking hell <Naypam> Raziel hates this though, beware nonpc <BadFurDay> this channel <BadFurDay> this place <BadFurDay> #fags <Naypam> he banned zid for posting a pic of his own penis <BadFurDay> fucking #fagseu <nonpc> |-| <nonpc> 8=====|_| <nonpc> like this <nonpc> penis <Naypam> wtf is that <BadFurDay> what the hell <BadFurDay> it looks like a crack pipe <nonpc> http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=Q9isnTKq <BadFurDay> with balls <nonpc> 90 degreess crooked <BadFurDay> a crack pipe with balls, nonpc <Naypam> what <BadFurDay> your penis exhales weed <Naypam> is tha <BadFurDay> Naypam: a crack pipe with balls in ascii format <Naypam> that's actually where you put the crack <Naypam> on the right <BadFurDay> yes <Naypam> the the 8 idk <BadFurDay> you use the balls to smoke <Naypam> random 8 <BadFurDay> you teabag yourself <BadFurDay> to smoke the crack <nonpc> so anyways <nonpc> how is your sundays guys?

<Naypam> so right <Naypam> I was with dunkyp <Naypam> rumboald on chess.com <Naypam> at his flat warming <Naypam> I got really drunk <Naypam> like we played this card game <Naypam> and I filled a pint glass with 50/50 vodka <Naypam> after already drinking a 35cl to myself <Naypam> so I finished most of a 70cl of vodka MORE <Naypam> and then gotten dressed. <Naypam> went to the toilet <Naypam> took off ALL of my clothes <Naypam> and started masturbating apparently <Naypam> I don't really remember <Naypam> my friends had to break down the bathroom door <Naypam> and they found me naked masturbating <Happy0> lmao.. good god :|

<zid> Like, I'd rather have a lion bar than sex, most of the time

<BFD|Slave> When you're having a drink outside <BFD|Slave> And a wasp gets into your drink <BFD|Slave> And starts acting mad <BFD|Slave> omg <BFD|Slave> OMG <BFD|Slave> Your drink is RUINED <BFD|Slave> And you're scared shitless that it'll come out and sting the first thing it sees <BFD|Slave> But everyone else is all "yeah okay it's just an insect, chill man" <BFD|Slave> But it's a FUCKING WASP YOU CUNTS

<nonpc> Do I have to reinstall Windows if I add ram?

<nonpc> No, dude, I'm not that tech impaired ;)

<Naypam> hey zid you little fucker you owe me money for escorting you!

<Naypam> have had multiple relationships of VARYING degrees of severity! <Naypam> virgin deaths, 2 year relationship, gay <Naypam> EVERYTHING <Naypam> I HAVE DONE EVERYTHING <Naypam> and only 22 <BadFurDay> gay <BadFurDay> wat <Naypam> I done a bit of gay

<fabe> yeah but i would go insane as a parent if people just started searching for the body <wellborg> fabe: isnt the statistic on kidnapped people is that they die pretty soon after the fact? <fabe> i have no idea wellborg <fabe> dux0r do you kill your victims quickly? <dux0r> I like to freeze my poop n stab em with it then wait a week to see if they get infected

<Raziel> why would you want to ladder

<zid> I played a BW game against vequeth and lost <zid> he did a bullshit strat <zid> where he knows what his buildings do

< BadFurDay> need a girl who can drive the wheel < BadFurDay> hair allows for some proper grip < BadFurDay> best if she has chest hair too, so she doesn't slide during sex < BadFurDay> and a moustache so she doesn't fall away when kissed

< Malice^> micropenis? where? < Malice^> GET IT

<Juno> the bash quotes thing sucks anyway <Juno> no good ones

<kage> another pvp another win <kage> this one was quite close though <kage> closer than i wanted <BadFurDay> sounds very gay * BadFurDay puts his dick closer to kage than he'd want to <Raziel> lol <Raziel> I'm imagining BadFurDay finding his compass, google maps, finding out which direction romania is, moving his chair slightly in that direction and sticking his crotch out <BadFurDay> Raziel: I know which direction romania is and I already did