<moop> i will use this excuse for the next 5 years
<moop> accidentally grab girl tits
<moop> imma be like "sry baby i had roids"
<moop> and she be like "hemorhoids?"
<moop> and i'll be like "no... the manly stuff... come on you know"
<moop> "the ball shrinking thing?"
<moop> "yeah, you got it"