<Naypam> after sleepover
<Naypam> went for showher, masturbate on floor
<Naypam> have shower
<Naypam> perfecet
<Naypam> but everybody's done that too
<Naypam> also omg was a party
<Naypam> hot girls and everything
<Naypam> but I masturbated in the toilet
<Naypam> was awesome
<Naypam> then went for a walk with a friend smoking
<Naypam> like a tree
<BFD|Slave> god
<BFD|Slave> this guy
<Naypam> BFD|Slave nightmare
<BFD|Slave> is King Wank
<BFD|Slave> more wanker than a wanker
<kage> what can i say...
<Naypam> yeah but when you'er like 15
<Naypam> you see a leg
<Naypam> FAP FAP FAP
<BFD|Slave> at a party with hot girls
<BFD|Slave> BETTER FAP
<BFD|Slave> what the fuck
<Naypam> well it was after the party had died down
<kage> nay, does haiku know all this ?
<kage> is he gonna wake up one day
<kage> and see you on top of his bed
<kage> masturbating ?
<BFD|Slave> kage: rofl, I can imagine haiku arriving at Naypam's place, and nay going "Yeah so we'll have to share a bunk bed"
<BFD|Slave> With a huge smile on his face
<kage> like the one i'm having right now
<kage> right ?
<BFD|Slave> yes
<BFD|Slave> pretty much
<kage> that would be awesome
<dux0r> =/
<Naypam> it's okay
<Naypam> I'm the master of subtlty
<Naypam> like
<Naypam> if you're in a friend's bed
<Naypam> no porn to masturbate to
<Naypam> make your own
<kage> one time i gave my phone to my cousin
<kage> the hot one
<kage> she was browsing the photos
<kage> and then bam
<kage> penis photo
<kage> i snatch the phone out of her hand
<kage> and quickly delete it
<kage> and laugh it out
<kage> gg
<kage> no re
<Naypam> but I've actually like videoed myself
<Naypam> masturbating
<Naypam> then masturbated to myself masturbating
<Naypam> let me get a rough estimate of my lifetime masturbations
<Naypam> about 8200 times
<Naypam> easily going to hit 10k faps like
<Naypam> in the next year or two
<Naypam> wonder if I'll hit 100k
<Naypam> that would be quite hard
<lively> you going to fap 4 times a day nay?
<Naypam> no but average now is twice a day
<Naypam> used to be 4-5 times a day
<Naypam> morning and night, sometimes when I get home from work
<BFD|Slave> Naypam: wanker
<dux0r> 21900 faps
<dux0r> at least
<Naypam> rofl
<Naypam> god damn that's way more than me
<Naypam> even including the age difference
<dux0r> 4*365*15
<Naypam> 4
<Naypam> FOUR
<lively> 4
<Naypam> I only did 4-5 when I was a teenager
<dux0r> i told u i was hardcore mother fuckers
<Raziel> Laizkiz wins
<Naypam> I was at this party when I was 17
<Naypam> and my friend's parents were gone
<Naypam> and they had this marble egg
<Naypam> size of an egg
<lively> oh god
<Naypam> so one guy
<Naypam> puts the egg in a condom
<nonpc> oh god
<Naypam> puts it in his ass
<Naypam> then pulls it out
<Naypam> and starts chasing people with it
<Naypam> was so funny
<lively> WHAT
<nonpc> wat
<Naypam> him standing on the table
<Naypam> middle of the room
<Naypam> trousers round knees
<Naypam> with egg up his ass
<Naypam> it was fucking terrifying
<Naypam> he chased us around the village
<Naypam> party with 20 people
<Naypam> all running thhrough the streets
<Naypam> with a guy with a shit covered egg in a condom chasing us
<Naypam> scariest day of my life
<BFD|Slave> So nonpc
<BFD|Slave> What do you think about anal stimulation?
<BFD|Slave> Inserting items into your own ass for sexual enjoyment?
<nonpc> well.
<nonpc> not my thing, as of now.
<nonpc> whatever makes you feel good, I suppose.
<lively> i like the as of now
<lively> keeping his faggot side open
<Naypam> done it to myself with an anal bead thing a few times though :D
<Naypam> :D:D:D:D:
<Laizkiz> ._.
<maccan> ....
<Laizkiz> ty
<Laizkiz> for this info
<maccan> I went away
<maccan> for like
<maccan> 1 hour
<maccan> and returned to this
<maccan> Naypam and lively talking about putting shit up their ass'
<Naypam> prostate is a gem
<Naypam> it's a gem
<Naypam> also cures cancer
<lively> nay gone mad
<Naypam> apparently anal beads cool too
<Naypam> not tried though
<Naypam> also prostate stimulation :OOOOOOOO
<Naypam> gosu
<BFD|Slave> didn't need to know any of this
<BFD|Slave> at all
<Naypam> have your girl stick her index finger up your ass
<Naypam> and tickle your prostate
<Naypam> OSNETUHSONTEHU
<lively> lol
<Naypam> you'll die
<Naypam> just clean with an anal douche first
<BFD|Slave> no
<Naypam> your loss bro
<Naypam> your los
<Naypam> I don't give a fuck if you french l'retards aren't open sexually enough
[...] A bit later
<Naypam> do it your fucking self
<Naypam> buy a vibrating anal stimulator
<Naypam> they're cool
<BFD|Slave> why the fuck would I need
<BFD|Slave> new stimulations
<BFD|Slave> I let the faggots like you finger their assholes
<Naypam> you can cum without actually being hard
<Naypam> is so weird
<BFD|Slave> what the fuck are you
<BFD|Slave> what the fuck are you Naypam
<maccan> ANAL
<lively> 14:04 < BFD|Slave> I let the faggots like you finger their assholes
<zid> I always wondered why gay guys don't get hard while meatspinning
<zid> explain nay
<Naypam> dunno what to explain zid
<Naypam> nobody's really gay? zid
<Naypam> they actually are unattracted to each other
<lively> i like ball licking
<BadFurDay> mice
<nonpc> mouses
<BadFurDay> I don't want, nonpc, it's a good mouse :D
<BadFurDay> mice
<Laizkiz> Having your English corrected by a French person is the worst thing that can happen.
<Laizkiz> sucks2bu cableguy
<nonpc> haha
<zid> mouses
<zid> is correct
<zid> the french guy is just wrong
<nonpc> o/
<Laizkiz> :O
<zid> The online Oxford Dictionaries entry for mouse states the plural for the small rodent is mice, while the plural for the small computer connected device is either mice or mouses.
<Laizkiz> :O
<Laizkiz> TIL
<Laizkiz> LOL
<Laizkiz> FRENCHFAG WAS WRONG
<nonpc> POW
<Laizkiz> h33h33
<zid> ofc, he's french
<zid> that's his job
<zid> to be wrong, but be arrogant about it
<Laizkiz> BadFurDay, here's your white flag, you know what to do.
<kage_> FATALITY
<kage_> ZID WINS
<Naypam> I was so desperate I masturbated to gay porn
<Naypam> and it wasn't even that bad
<Naypam> might do it again
<luvely> i've been smoking weed for the past 2.5 weeks
<luvely> and sitting on rocs
<Raziel> oh so that's what you meant by meditating
<Raziel> smoking weed
<Raziel> ...
<luvely> and hanging out with surfers
<Naypam> awwwwwwwwwww what the fuck my boss
<Naypam> inb4 "raziel"
<BFD|Slave> "raziel"
<Raziel> wat
<Naypam> my teeth feel really clean
<Naypam> interesting
<Juno> i smoke dick
<Juno> wut
<Juno> whats address and port
<Juno> Naypam Raziel2p lovely
<Raziel2p> squareownz.org 64738
<Juno> [16:30:38] Server connection failed: The remote host closed the connection.
<Raziel2p> b&
<Naypam> no it didn
<Naypam> 64738
<Naypam> weird
<Juno> password?
<Naypam> none
<Laizkiz> cunt1337
<Raziel2p> try changing your username
<Naypam> there is no password and don't use a registered username
<Juno> [16:34:12] Server connection failed: The remote host closed the connection
<Juno> user name is zxsdcvkihbszdiyvb
<Juno> doubt anyone using that
<Laizkiz> Juno l2mumble
<Juno> unless hes russian
<Naypam> Juno is of noob
<Juno> oh nvm
<Juno> wrong program
<Raziel> nada vs TOP woo!
<Gloop> nada wins
<Gloop> booo
<Raziel> I know, Gloop
<Raziel> I read the match summary
<Gloop> oh what he did?
<ad13> yeah man, hitler did some bad stuff but did you see patch 1.4!?
* Naypam joined the channel
<Naypam> BAAAAAAAAH
<Raziel> that's what she said
<Ensiferous> for the past 3 days I've wanted to refine my pvz build... still haven't gotten dressed.
<Raziel> sc2ranks also says he's gm 2v2
<Raziel> which isn't possible
<BadFurDay> it is
<BadFurDay> desrow so fat he counts as two players when soloing
<dux0r> I've just added Princess Diana as a friend on the Xbox
<dux0r> I don't think she has any games for it though, because she's always on the dashboard.
<lovely> THE GIRL
<lovely> SHE IS STILL NOT GONE
<lovely> nearur
<lovely> to hiem
<lovely> and like
<lovely> oh my god
<lovely> like
<lovely> blood lods
<dux0r> wat
<lovely> soooooo many siege tanks
<dux0r> oh
<lovely> Damn she is bad.
<lovely> oooo
<dux0r> up until that siege tank line I thought you'd murdered a prostitute or something
<x78> streamin' again
<dux0r> steamin' again
<kage_> swimin' again
<gx> pissin' again
<Hoitrix> guessin' again
<Wartorn> missin' again
<Welldone> dux0r: or you should just redirect to a page that says "THE QOUTE WAS SUBMITTED, <s>YOU SICK FUCK</s> HAVE A NICE DAY"
<zid> I am learning SVEEEDISH
<Twipply> Ich bin Twipply.
<zid> That's dutchermic
<dux0r> uno momento porfavor senor
<zid> that's missing its accents
<dux0r> EY, UNO MOMENTO YO SENORO! PORFAVOREYYYY
<Twipply> I think Bool can take the GSL4 no problem
<Boolton> You haven't heard? I qualified already, flying over there tomorrow morning
<Twipply> You guys should all watch his replay and ignore my half entirely
<Twipply> Especially Raziel and Vequeth
<Twipply> 'cause they're like
<Twipply> manly ops
<Twipply> Yeah
<Twipply> Be brutal as well
<cheebs> my original idea was to make him a stalker
<cheebs> but protoss units are hard
<cheebs> they either look like gay men or robots
<cheebs> but robots that are hard to make out of cheap clay
<mru> wow more then 3k ppl watching idras stream
<Gloop> not on tl?
<Gloop> oh yeah hes banned again
<Wartorn> lol, what is it he keeps getting banned for?
<Raziel> random insults
<mru> no he just stopped streaming