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<moop> wtf lol <moop> if (item1 == 0) do_something() <moop> item1 is not 0 <moop> yet the code goes into do_something() anyways <moop> wtf ??? <gojira> what are you doing moop <moop> working <gojira> and you are asking us how to compare values in languyages <gojira> ? <Raziel> Var dump item1 <moop> like am i retarded <moop> can't be <gojira> well <gojira> it's either going to be 'item1 is actually 0' <moop> i am retarded but like wtf i can't see it <gojira> or you don't actually have that code <moop> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/7cqZSvwv/ <moop> is the debugger retarded <moop> no i am retarded <moop> wtf <gojira> ... <Raziel> Do you even know what the logical or does <gojira> i don't think so <Bad> lmao <gojira> probably thinks its used to make it pretty? <Bad> this is hilarious <Bad> next level fail <moop> oh fuck <moop> yeah i am retarded

<moop> like before that i was fine being misogynistic neckbeard, but ever since they started holocaust denial its just not the same

<Valacar> i've even driven professionally <moop> Valacar: the fuck is 'driven professionally' <Bad> moop: he has drive in his work <Bad> drives him to succeed <moop> like my part time work in JIDF <Valacar> i have worked as a lorry driver for 8ish months plus few summers <moop> Valacar: do they realize how awful the word 'bish' sounds? <Valacar> wat? <ad13> lel <ad13> moop saw 8ish and read bish

<moop> what's the full monty <moop> is it like monty python <ad13`> oh moop <moop> well if you're a british movie and you have monty in the name it's only fair to assume that it's related to monty python <moop> in my opinion <gar> Could be monty rust

<+how-hiGh> The sun will set at 5:45 PM. <+how-hiGh> https://goo.gl/search/What+time+does+the+sun+set <__bot__> https://goo.gl/search/What => https://www.google.com/search?q=What

<moop> like remember in army <moop> i needed at least a week to get used to new environment before i could masturbate <moop> duno why

<gar> this is cringe #1 of the day <gar> Trying to hold against something while the train moves, it's so crowded i kept touching that girl's hand by accident <Bad> nice <gar> Then i moved it and she moved it as well <gar> touched again <Bad> rofl <gar> 3 times

<Wan> HOLY SHIT <Wan> Showing #1-50 out of 420 quotes <Wan> qdb is now dank af <Raziel> ermergerd

[ at 2:34 in the morning ... ] <Wan> Hello <Wan> I'm a dog <Wan> I smell like shit <Wan> I shit <Wan> I eat shit <Wan> That's all I do <Wan> But look, I can learn stupid tricks like "sit", so you think I'm smart <Wan> But deep down, I just wished I could eat more shit and stink more. <Wan> Oh wait, I heard a noise, I'll now bark non fucking stop for the next 3 hours even if it's 2 AM <Wan> But look, I can guard a house! <Wan> ...not. If a bulgar comes, I'll litterally shit myself <Wan> But hey, that means more shit for me to have! <Wan> And I'll be sad when I'll se your mangled corpse, because I'll ask myself "Who'll feed me now?" <Wan> Because I can't hunt for shit. <Wan> Gotta go, I think I heard an other dog existing, afk losing my shit for the next hours, <Wan> Dog

<gar> rofl <gar> i love how the dm writes irrelevant words in capital letters <gar> the queen JUST died today <moop> wait gar she did? <gar> yes <ad13> fuck you gar, I had a heart attack <gar> ad13: why <ad13> you said the queen died

<Valacar> duolingo teaches sweden's swedish that is different from finland's swedish -_- <Naypam> so you admit you don't speak finnish but finnish swedish? <Valacar> so i have to translate finnish to english to finland's sweden to sweden's swedish when i'm using duolingo! <Valacar> a lot harder than english to spanish <Naypam> > finland's sweden <Naypam> I see the rivalry is still strong <Naypam> technically it's not YOUR sweden <Raziel> no no you're misreading it Naypam <Raziel> it's short for "finland is sweden" <Naypam> ohhh <Valacar> oh my god

<Valacar> but technically i'm bilingual since my father speaks swedish as his native language <gojira> AHA <gojira> NOT A REAL FIN <Valacar> tho he never speaks it :D <gar> u finnoswede? <Valacar> kinda <Valacar> and kinda not <Naypam> OHHHHHH <gojira> that is enough for today <Naypam> Valacar is swedish <Naypam> this explains EVERYTHING <Valacar> I AM NTO <Valacar> NOT <Naypam> I did not realise this <Naypam> I should have know oh my god

<Naypam> instead of ordering a pizza I cooked beetroot, kale and oven'd tatties -.- <Naypam> what has my life come to <Naypam> also haiku discovering my secret beers! <Naypam> wtf

<Naypam> funny story related to penises <Naypam> took off my watch and masturbated at like 8am this morning <Naypam> fell asleep <Naypam> slept on my watch <Naypam> woke up with watch mark on my bum <Naypam> true story

<Bad> I was doing all this sports shit right <Bad> Rollerblading used to be seen as not gay back in the day so there were always groupie-ish girls <Bad> And this one once told me my parents are gone tonight I'll be bored wanna come over :))))) <Bad> I said no I have to practice for next week's race and I'll need sleep <Bad> Took me like 5 years to have a random flashback memory to this scene <Bad> That made me cringe so hard I had to stop walking and start talking out loud to myself <Bad> I think everyone who's been social in their teens went through such an experience <Bad> With or without remembering it <Raziel> thank god I wasn't social [sometime later] <Raziel> https://www.twitch.tv/shadder2k placements about to happen <Raziel> this was massively entertainign last time he did it <moop> eh i'll watch <Raziel> wanna mumble while we watch moop? <moop> Raziel: nah but ty <gojira> Bad: ^ <gojira> moop just didnt realized )

<Garner> we have one muslim <Garner> Bad <Garner> no alcohol <ad13> typical <ad13> fucking 1080p <ad13> I really wish I was wrong about how the work VPN works <ad13> I wasn't :(

<Psycho_Holiday> gojira, will be unicum soon moop <moop> unicum <Psycho_Holiday> super-unicum for today

<Garner> but french on phone is harder than sucking my own dick <Naypam> god there's nothing worse than typing on a phone <Naypam> even sucking your own dick is better

<Garner> I wish my gf could laugh at the nigga video <Garner> she literally knows nothing about memes <Garner> NOTHING

<Raziel> morning <Bad> fuck off and die Raziel <Bad> nobody talks during those mornings <Bad> those where you wake up with a poo emergency <Bad> which leaves no time for a shower <Bad> I feel so dirty <Bad> I want to die

<moop> so Bad why don't french have a word for enterpreneur <Bad> We don't have such a thing because we are not as good as americans <Bad> We can't create only imitate <moop> like that matrix quote, "imitate this" <moop> or something <Bad> yeah <Bad> you can each take one pill, be it the blue one you will experience reality, be it the green one you will go into space <Bad> my favorite part of the matrix <moop> don't you go into 420valhalla if you toke the green pill tho <Bad> no that's after the scene where Morphoses fucks Leia but she's his aunt (...one hour later) <ad13> wtf <ad13> isn't it red pill

<Naypam> tfw my keyboard's almost age of consent <Raziel> I just attack pencils to my fingers before typing

<Valacar> is how-hiGh serious about the stuff he says must be the biggest mystery of our era

<Naypam> Can't play Dota with a hangover

<Bad> My syslog is ddosed by irccloud <Bad> Pretty much

<moop> get a room you fucking homos <moop> if you know what i mean <moop> ;) <Bad> I don't <Bad> elaborate <moop> basically have a nonsexual gay sex <Bad> I see <Bad> nonsexual sex <gojira> i can just hear moop making his sound can you Raziel <Bad> what is the sound gojira <Bad> describe it <gojira> remember when moop had an aneurysm? <Raziel> so many times <Naypam> I can't imagine Raziel making any sounds or putting in any effort in a sexual encounter with moop <Naypam> he'd just be lying on his front <gojira> wat <Naypam> with moop going like a bunny at him <Bad> Naypam that sounds accurate <Naypam> Bad gets it <Bad> I actually see it <Bad> you hive visioned it to me <Bad> Naypam do you hear it <Bad> it goes ploploploploplopolplopl balls on skin <Bad> and at the same time <Bad> Raziel is mute except for a sigh because he's bored <gojira> Naypam <gojira> did you just really describe that <gojira> like wtf <gojira> Raziel is clearly a top <gojira> and moop a bottom <gojira> look how tiny moop is <Bad> hell no gojira <moop> i'm huge <Bad> moop can't be a bottom because he is oppressed irl <gojira> moop spreading Raziels hairy cheeks with tiny moop dick? <gojira> i dunno <Bad> he has to be a top in the bedroom to compensate

<Naypam> tempted to put my exposed bellend in this cold san pelegrino to see if it feels nice <Naypam> 🤔

<Raziel> you know <Raziel> java were way ahead of their time with JARs <Raziel> they're basically containers!

<Naypam> I wouldn't mind being a fairy <Naypam> of the elven variety though

<moop> Raziel: probably you have some tiny asshole that is hard to spot

<moop> 8-0 <moop> fuck yeah <moop> why did it take me so long to try this game wtf <moop> it's f.a.f. <moop> fun as fuck [ a bit later... ] <moop> oooooooooooooooooh now i see <moop> i was playing against ai for the first 10 wins <moop> til

<garnet> !q <__bot__> https://qdb.lutro.me/177 - <Garner> I am a retard <garnet> ok

<Raziel> fuuuuuuuuuuck rachel <gojira> she looks retarded today <Raziel> she just gets hotter every day

<Bad> in the bus <Bad> there were brits laughing about the bus stop « gare de lyon » <Bad> because who would name a place after a lion <Bad> I had to hold it in <Bad> thx anger therapy <Bad> 1) it's not named after a lion <Bad> 2) ELEPHANT AND CASTLE NIGGER <Bad> fuck brits

<ad13> urgh <ad13> landlord from NL has come to me and said i'm owe €602 for the heating <ad13> after paying €900 already <ad13> €1502 for a year's heating and hot water sounds steep as fuck <Bad> ad13, dutch ovens require more manpower than traditional heaters

<Naypam> but are you here to troll? <Naypam> or here for the same reason the rest of us are? <Twipply> Nope <Twipply> Dank memes? <Naypam> a deep eternal feeling of lonliness and lack of social ability? <Twipply> omg we're like the same person <Naypam> but yeah I guess dank meems are the same thing

<Raziel> hate headaches so much <Raziel> especially because they only ever happen on weekends <moop> thank you Raziel <Raziel> for what? <moop> you're the closest i have to gf excuse of not wanting to have sex <moop> <3

<Raziel> ayy team cancelled and didn't tell me <Raziel> rip <Raziel> well <Raziel> this means I can go to bed early <moop> Raziel: called it <moop> knew this shit gonna happen <__bot__> Quote pending approval! <__bot__> New quote approved! https://qdb.lutro.me/450 <Raziel> wow moop <Raziel> didn't think you actually meant it when you said you called it <moop> jokes on u nigga that first message is a lie — moop master faker <Raziel> WHAT <moop> bro <moop> me sending that message on 13:37? <Raziel> now I have to check <Raziel> you fucker <moop> rekt

13:38 <Bad> 1337 bitches

<Bad> I'm a harsh rater <Bad> Of both movies and women <moop> rate me <moop> wait <moop> am no woman <moop> nvm <Bad> I rate you 3 as a woman, moop <Bad> You have the voice and the facial hair <Bad> Also the physical strength

<Raziel> Erm <Raziel> So <Raziel> There's gotta be a first time for everything in life right <Naypam> please Raziel <Naypam> continue <moop> oh boy Raziel <moop> just had gay sex the poor lad <Naypam> I know rite moop <Naypam> glad our minds went to the same place <Raziel> Including having an irresistible shit while you're biking home to your hotel <moop> oh boy <moop> that's no fun Raziel <moop> what did you do <Raziel> Like diarrhea level shit <Naypam> I guess that riding the bike <Naypam> would open your arse a bit <moop> did you reach the hotel? <Raziel> Yes I just finished showering <Bad> Lmao Raziel you moron <Raziel> Showering me and my clothes... <Raziel> :-( <moop> aw :( <moop> but, like, were there casualties Raziel <Raziel> I don't know <moop> well now you have a story Raziel <Raziel> I even went to the toilet before leaving <moop> means you ate something bad <Raziel> No shits were had then <Raziel> At least i could move fast on a mostly empty bike road <Raziel> And run up to my hotel room <Raziel> This was a huge amount <Raziel> Like <Raziel> I don't even want to describe <Raziel> Seafood + alcohol <Raziel> Not good for me <Raziel> But i swear i went on the toilet just before leaving! <Raziel> I took every precaution :-( <Naypam> rofl Raziel <Naypam> poor <ad13> hah, disaster <Valacar> wait so this was Raziel's first time he shat outdoors? <Raziel> I've shat outdoors before valacar <Raziel> But usually i pull down my pants and squat first <Valacar> oh wait you shat on the move? <moop> ya Raziel <moop> why didn't you stop the explosive diarrhea <moop> just find a cork <moop> ez <moop> ok that's too mean <moop> i'm sorry Raziel <moop> cheer up, it's all over now <Valacar> pls moop it's too late for moopsies <ad13> haha, good show though <Raziel> I was on the bike, suddenly shit, panicked, biked back to hotel as fast as I could, ran to my room and showered while taking my clothes off <moop> poor bike <Valacar> the critical question that begs for an answer is the volume of shit that got out <Raziel> Did you expect me to measure the volume? <ad13> well, feel free to use a freeform scale <Raziel> My shirt got stained, that should tell you enough <ad13> roflllllllllllllllll HOW? HOW??? <Valacar> so thats quite bad <Raziel> I dunno man <Raziel> Squeezed upwards by the bike seat?

<Bad> worst thing <Bad> I can't blow my nose despite it being full <Raziel> :-( <Bad> because every time I start blowing my nose <Bad> it sends Aurélie into a laughing fit <Bad> which makes me laugh <Bad> and throw snot everywhere <Bad> apparently I sound like a clogged trumpet mixed with a fart <Bad> she threatened to record me <Bad> help

<Bad> Oh rofl guys I have to tell you about my dream tonight btw <Bad> I was with Raziel in Cannes walking about <Bad> And Raziel kicked something on the ground <Bad> And I thought it would be funny to shout allah akbar as he did it <Bad> Then I turn around <Bad> And there's a family of muslims <Bad> And they tried to kill us <Bad> I ran so hard it woke me up at 2 am

<Valacar> anal is how moop fails

<Bad> Someone tell me why the fuck my fucking left arm is growing so much bigger than my right <Bad> I do more right arm exercises every day <Bad> I masturbate with my right hand, just to inbe4

<Bad> MOOP STOLE THE PHRASE <Bad> STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS (2013) <Bad> AROUND 20:00 IN THE MOVIE <Bad> « I KNOW YOU BETTER THAN YOU THINK I DO » <Bad> I KNEW IT MOOP <Bad> I KNEW YOU HAD NO CREATIVE TALENT

<Raziel> I had a whole class about post-modernism <Raziel> biggest bullshit ever in my life <Valacar> why so <Raziel> just was <Raziel> don't feel like elaborating <Valacar> well <Valacar> ok <Valacar> :D <moop> very post-modernist of you, Raziel <moop> being vague and shit

<Bad> coffee tastes bad in every form fyi <Bad> disgusting shit <Valacar> lies <Valacar> the true black gold <Bad> black gold is stolen gold from white households

<Naypalm> This game is tighter than Raziel's ass tho <Raziel> my ass isn't that tight Naypalm <Raziel> because I'm gay

<Naypam> oli would be here <Naypam> but y'know <Naypam> Raziel <Raziel> WAT <Raziel> you afraid of me stealing her you mean? <Naypam> what with your massive gay penis? <Naypam> she's both homophobic and nordophobic <Raziel> rofl <Raziel> I'd be ok with having a massive gay penis <Naypam> sounds pretty gay bro <Raziel> well yeah the word "gay" is in it <Raziel> of course it sounds gay <Garner> Mfw Raziel penis is gay <Garner> But not him <Garner> ???( <Raziel> my penis has a life of its own <Valacar> a life of a hermit?