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<Naypam> I just got naked <Naypam> and <Naypam> then tried to put my keys in my pocket <Naypam> dropped them on the floor <Naypam> :(

<Naypam> also I was so tired last night at like 4am, but I decided to masturbate with a sex toy before going to sleep <Naypam> anyway fell asleep half way thorugh masturbating <Raziel> ... <Naypam> woke up with no covers on, cold, with sex toy on me

<Naypam> I've laughed too much in the past 36 hours <Naypam> I need a completely serious day <Naypam> super serious <Naypam> we put our dicks in a guy's drink <Naypam> he was mad <Bad> wut <Naypam> shouldn't have been so maad imo <Bad> what am I raeding <Naypam> replied by shitting on a car <Naypam> he was madder <Bad> ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? <Bad> why <Bad> would you put your dick <Bad> in a drink <Naypam> because <Naypam> then they drink it <Naypam> and you say <Naypam> "lol I put my dick in your drink" <Naypam> and they hate <Naypam> rofl <Naypam> friend and his brother <Naypam> brother helps friend onto bonnet of car <Naypam> he kneels over <Naypam> shits on the car <Naypam> family safe campsite <Naypam> rofl'd <Naypam> he was not happy <Naypam> but <Naypam> got revenge by cumming in his sock

<lovely> dux0r <lovely> can you do a Raziel impression? <dux0r> can't, I'm busy installing RoR legacy drivers for adhoc php5 libs <dux0r> then making some invigorating green leaf tea <lovely> thank you

<Raziel> I was always brilliant at announcing tournaments well in advance

<Garner> fuck you garner <Garner> google*

<Naypam> reminds me of when I went back to edinburgh <Naypam> got the train to aberdeen, train arrived at the same time as one of my best friends <Naypam> went to hold his hand <Naypam> so accustomed to it

<Garner> shit builds = <Garner> warp poem <Garner> prism* <Garner> into dt'a <Garner> on main <Garner> zealots on bar <Garner> mat <Garner> nay <Garner> nat*

<Naypam> fuck you python 3.4 <Naypam> fuck <Naypam> you <Naypam> worst shit of all time <Raziel> sucking at programming again are we? <Naypam> wait nvm <Naypam> python 3.4 > all <Naypam> just forgot to source bin/activate <Naypam> NOTHING TO SEE HERE

<Garner> Raziel tu veu bé🐭🍗🐰🐽? <Garner> bézer* wtf <Garner> did I just type <Garner> I see a rabbit <Garner> a chicken leg <Garner> a rabbit <Garner> and a pig

<Bad> Half autist half sociopath <Bad> And fully faggot <Bad> Sounds like average redditeu

<Raziel> I don't mind bitcoins, I don't care about retards who lose money on it - what I cannot stand 1 second of is 1) fags who think bitcoin is the future of all currency 2) fags who think they're gosu speculators and need to brag about how good they are at making money when all they're doing is picking up money that retards are throwing everywhere because they're either type 1 or... well, just retarded

<dux0r> You know how in Half Life when Gordon Freeman get's to the lambda complex but he can't enter because it's too full of radioactive toxins everywhere <dux0r> That's like #redditeu <dux0r> You can't enter it because it's too full of homosexual social failure toxins

<Bad> [14:48] Raziel how fucking incompetent can you be <Bad> says Raziel <Raziel> fuck off! <Bad> I bet on his vps you'd have managed to make the server drop off its rack just through command line input

<Naypam> failed the interview to pick things off the street <Naypam> how bad can you possibly be :D <Raziel> maybe you were overqualified? <Naypam> of course not <Bad> Raziel: The only job Naypam is overqualified for is sucking dick

<kage> it's like <kage> he opens up his webcam <kage> i see him <kage> i see his old gf <kage> first thing i tell him <kage> why the shit do you stay with her <kage> i'd rather fuck you than your gf

<Naypam> everybody knows what rompy-pomping is <Naypam> nobody knows what the fuck a blowie is

<Gana> someone used to lick my blood when I had nose bleeds

<Raziel> REMIND ME AGAIN WHY I CAME BACK TO THIS SHITHOLE OF WISPY BEARDED POT SMOKING FAT FAGCUNT BITCOIN WORSHIPPERS WHO OBSESS OVER ME AND MAKE A SPORT OUT OF DRIVING ME INSANE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

<Raziel> fuck <Raziel> burnt the bread <Raziel> :( <moop> git commit -m "learned to cook stuff :D" <Raziel> git reset --hard HEAD^ <Raziel> if only you could do that on bread

<Bed> crawlers are actually fast-ish off creep, Raziel <Naypalm> need 5 to get through supply depots <Bed> fyi <gana> ty Naypalm, Bed <Raziel> faster on creep though <Naypalm> everything is faster on creep except drones <Raziel> rush lair and go mass overlord <gana> what about mutas Naypalm? <gana> are they faster on creep? <Naypalm> shut the fuck up <Raziel> LOL <gana> rofl <Raziel> gana knows more about zerg than Naypalm <Raziel> amazing <Naypalm> gana you're the faggot that walled his ramp to stop mutas getting in <gana> :D <Bed> did <Bed> did gana <Bed> just school Naypalm <Bed> on sc2 <Bed> LOOOL <Naypalm> rage <Naypalm> fuck you all <gana> dying atm <Raziel> totally did <Bed> you got SCHOOLED <Bed> #rekt <Bed> #rekktiteu <Naypalm> if my sc2 worked I would fuck you so hard gana

<Naypalm> I wish played terran <moop_> terran is best with sandwitch <Naypalm> I gave terran a blowjob yesterday <Naypalm> had full gay sex with terran

* Naypalm changed the topic of #redditeu to: RUINED <Bad> OMG <Bad> IEÉPOTMÉ2QOLÉV7Z2897P2vptui * Bad has left #redditeu

<Bad> Flat boobed girl should get breast enlargements or get killed <Bad> For real <Bad> Wtf man

<Naypalm> oh oh oh <Naypalm> remember that story about the girl I didn't rape? <Naypalm> turns out she's notorious in aberdeen as a fucking psyco <Naypalm> (y) <Garner_> wat <Naypalm> yeah <Naypalm> name's chloe <Raziel> ..... <Raziel> there aren't that many girls you haven't raped since you expect us to remember her, I take it <Naypalm> just one that I didn't rape! <Naypalm> wait <Naypalm> no <Garner_> o_o <Naypalm> yeah

<Garner> Raziel confirmed sausage <Garner> err faggot <Garner> wtf why did I write sausage

<lovely> dudes <lovely> you know what i bought? <lovely> i have motherfucking toilet paper <lovely> with vitamin e <kage> lol <lovely> how cool is that?

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<Garner_> :D:D <Garner_> I don't use scissors <Garner_> just knife <Bad> cute penis <Bad> do you cute it? <Bad> do you cute your balls? <Bad> u snigle

<Naypam> guys <Naypam> this might make you laugh <Naypam> http://i.imgur.com/2hTML01.jpg <Raziel> I hate laughing <Raziel> ROFL

<Bad> do you know Raziel <Bad> why she couldn't fit a block of 5gb of shit up her ass? <Raziel> wat <Bad> it's obvious Raziel <Bad> because the ass was fat32

<Naypam> either way I'm ready to suck hard cock or swing that flaccid round my head like a lasso

<Bad> I thought of you today btw Raziel <Bad> There was this funny looking midget right <Bad> Because he was black and I had never seen a black midget before <Bad> Well, there's that singer from the Geto Boys but he looks jamaican black, not african black <Bad> Anyway I was like damn that's interesting <Bad> And like, that would be a sight for my man Raziel <Bad> Pretty much it. <Raziel> o_o

<moop> why is 6 afraid of 7 <Garner> because 7 8 9 <Raziel> because 7 is a libertarian who won't shut up about his political agenda?

<Raziel> https://wiki.php.net/rfc/phpdbg <Raziel> it's happening <kage> by this point no php developer actually knows how to use a debugger in the first place <kage> raziel <Raziel> haha <kage> "that looks hard, why can't i just var_dump? i've always var_dumped and it's been fine" <Raziel> I think you're right for 95% of users <kage> exactly <kage> ask Bad if he knows what a debugger even is <kage> last time he's touched one, his father put a can of RAID in his hands and asked him to spray it in his room

<Naypam> I can see myself in romania <Naypam> casually walking home from DH <Naypam> to the hotel near kage's <Naypam> and masturbating as I walk <Naypam> kage going NO <Naypam> NO <Naypam> NO NAY NO <Naypam> and slapping my dick <Naypam> until it goes soft <Naypam> and falls off

<BFD|Slave> Gee moop stop being such a Raziel <Raziel> wow internet dropped <Raziel> wtf did you say about me <BFD|Slave> What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I coded my own wordpress plugin, and I've been involved in numerous secret laravel conclaves, and I have over 300 confirmed commits. I am trained in php and I'm the top code monkey in the entire norwegian dev forces. You are nothing to me but just another coder. I will grind your code the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the internet and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you with over seven hundred wordpress plugins, and that's just with my own code. Not only am I extensively trained in framework usage, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Laravel Framework Alpha Release Repository and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will cook rice all over you and you will burn in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

<Raziel> PEP 420 <Raziel> yolo

<BFD|Slave> I value my heterosexuality too much <BFD|Slave> to drink fruit beer

<BFD|Slave> do you know why Raziel burned all the jews? <BFD|Slave> he was trying to cook the third rice

<kage_> nigga nigga bitch nigga <kage_> nigga fried chicken nigga <kage_> watermelon nigga <kage_> nigga nigga <kage_> bitch nigga <kage_> nigga <moop> racismeu <kage_> white women <kage_> titties <kage_> ass

<BFD|Slave> why are you a faggot Naypam ? <Naypam> because I eat dick for a living

<kage> me and bfs when i'm in Paris <kage> bfd* <BadFurDay> bfs <BadFurDay> kage has bfs <BadFurDay> confirmed <kage> wtf is bfs ? <BadFurDay> boyfriends <kage> oh, i have a couple of them <ganar> "a couple of them" <kage> yep

<Naypam> I read about spooning in my mum's porno book (no pictures) when I was about 8yo <Naypam> was in the bathroom <BadFurDay> ROFL <Naypam> was like "hmm I'll read this" <Raziel> your mum's porno book <Raziel> porno book (no pictures) <BadFurDay> Raziel: his mum's porno book <BadFurDay> no pictures <Naypam> I would actually take her into my basement <Naypam> and do bad things to her

<Naypam> my mum walked in on me masturbating on the floor <Naypam> kicked the door shut in her face <Naypam> finished up <Naypam> was like nothing happened.

<nonpc> Say congrats on the new job! <nonpc> Mr. Naypam <nonpc> Self-employed <Naypam> but that was a basic game <Naypam> BASIC <Naypam> game <Naypam> thanks nonpc <Naypam> fuck off * Q sets mode: +o Naypam <nonpc> gz Naypam * Naypam sets mode: +b nonpc!*@* * nonpc was kicked by Naypam (nonpc) [later] <nonpc> I'll be damned if I ever come back to this piece of shit channel

<BFD|Slave> I swear I've tried to see the baby try autofellatio

<Naypam> 6 BO3s per group? <BadFurDay> yes <BadFurDay> no <BadFurDay> wait no wtf <BadFurDay> wait <BadFurDay> yes

<Naypam> 9-0 best possible score <Naypam> 6 <Naypam> 6-90 <Naypam> 6-0 <Naypam> 4-2 worst <Naypam> no <Naypam> 6-3 <Naypam> fml <BadFurDay> I understand why olivia is with you <BadFurDay> you're the only person who makes her feel clever in comparison

<kage__> i played a horrible game of ZvP <kage__> where i busted this really bad gold protoss <kage__> on us <kage__> i am not one to bm <kage__> but this guy was bad <kage__> so i just said <kage__> how bad can you be? <kage__> and he said <kage__> do you like dick? <kage__> and i'm like <kage__> yes <kage__> and he quit <kage__> fucking homophobe