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<BFD|Slave> Garner: Let's talk about moop's masturbation habits. He looks at trannies and gay porn, then, once he's about to ejaculate, he grabs his balls tightly and says « no no no no, I'm not allowed to come, I'm heterosexual ». Once the deed is (not) done, he looks for some hetero porn and spends 2h trying to get himself to come, usually only managing it when there's one of those shots from behind where you are exposed to a man's scrot and ass as he does a girl. He then goes on internet forums and IRC channels to tell everyone he's just masturbated, to make himself feel better. They call him a faggot and a homo, but deep inside he knows he never came to gay porn or trannies, and that makes him strictly hetero. He's proud of it. He's the proudest little virgin on the face of the planet.

<nonpc> I like spending my time and choosing condoms <nonpc> it's like <nonpc> building a computer or osmething <nonpc> even more interesting

<kage> but you know <kage> it was fun being able to easily unzip during class <kage> and showing people my junk <kage> it's true <kage> i'm like calling people half way across the class <kage> and showing them my junk <kage> and laughing like a maniac <BFD|Slave> rofl <kage> worst was when you were noticed by the professor <kage> and <kage> you needed to stand up <kage> unzipped <kage> or you could zip <kage> but he'd notice

<kage> i tried going commando for a while in highschool <kage> but my balls got too sweaty <kage> too often <BFD|Slave> :( <kage> :(

<kage> same, i just got done eating a salad and wanna watch a stream in bed <BadFurDay> kage: desrow <Naypam> you need a dual screen monitor for that

<ad13> hmm you know <ad13> I would postulate that a hard workout in the gym is better than sex <ad13> Hear me out on this lads <ad13> More tits, nicer tits, tits in motion <ad13> Then, after you're done, there's no nagging or shit, just a blissful feeling

<Naypam> pretty sure you can? I think BBC Radio is free worldwide <lovely> We don't pay our tv costs Naypam. <lovely> So they might send inspectors after us. <Naypam> haha, the BBC? <BadFurDay> rofl BBC inspectors <BadFurDay> They would be all like « you wot m8 » <lovely> YOU WOT M8 <lovely> NAE LICENSE!? <lovely> AGAINST THE WALL <BadFurDay> Exactly how I picture it <lovely> With their top hats. <lovely> And bobby uniforms. <lovely> And they'll haul a red phone booth with them. <lovely> And ride a double decker bus. <Naypam> omfg it's not like that at all <Naypam> they write you a letter <BadFurDay> yes Naypam, that's the first step <Naypam> then apparently come and check and say "let us in" <Naypam> and you say "no" <BadFurDay> a letter handwritten by the queen <Naypam> and then they can't come back <Naypam> because they have no actual authority <BadFurDay> then the double deck bus arrives <BadFurDay> with the guards <BadFurDay> and their marge simpson hats <lovely> only the guards cant move BadFurDay <lovely> so they just stand there <lovely> in silence <Naypam> omg <Naypam> not even like that <Naypam> wtf <BadFurDay> wow Naypam are you even british? <BadFurDay> scotland is part of queen's land <lovely> while they eat a "pie" <BadFurDay> Hopefully under an umbrella <lovely> MY DEAR OLD CHAP, NAE LICENSE!? <lovely> BRING IN THE GUARDS! <lovely> And they just stand there.

<kage> i'm waiting for the first korean to call himself PokeMon <kage> or SailorMoon <kage> or something <BadFurDay> What if someone decided to use a shitty nick nobody can pronounce that sounds like a failed attempt at being edgy? <BadFurDay> Azgatoth. <Naypam> rofl <BadFurDay> Now THAT would be a terrible nick. <BadFurDay> Naypam: btw, redditeu tournament is in 1h <BadFurDay> Hope you got warned <kage> >BadFurDay, <kage> but what if someone decided to actually pronounce his fucking nick wrong <kage> and have everyone confused <kage> why not spell it Razeel <BadFurDay> But it's pronounced Naziel, I don't understand. <kage> we could have a tourney without Raziel <kage> and we'd all be like <kage> surprise motherfucker <kage> when he got home <BadFurDay> rofl <BadFurDay> but we have to host it so that it starts 10 mins after he arrives home <BadFurDay> And tell him we warned him weeks in advance <kage> maybe we could get TotalBiscuit to cast <kage> if we sucked his cock hard enough <Naypam> BadFurDay | Naypam: btw, redditeu tournament is in 1h <Naypam> omfg <Naypam> brb going home, installing windows <Naypam> wtf raziel <Naypam> no warning

<Naypam> I got fit so easily when I worked outside <Naypam> was strongest EU <foxpc> fit <Naypam> arms of steel <Naypam> was good shit <Raziel> what job was that Naypam? <ad13> omg <Naypam> cleaning up the streets :D

<kage> dude, being nay would be so amusing <kage> you'd do the craziest shit and you'd get a free pass from people <kage> because you're fucking nay <kage> like, if i were to start putting things in my ass people would be disgusted <kage> whenever nay does it on webcam people cheer for more <kage> that's how fun being nay is <kage> !

<Garner> I am a retard

<Naypam> I fucking hate linux <Naypam> it's awful

< Naypam > the guy's scottish is too thick to understand

<Raziel> [20:40] <ad13> who is the fuck is <Raziel> try again with correct grammar! <Raziel> god damn british people can't do anything right <ad13> what. there's nothing wrong with that. <ad13> OH LOL.

<Juno> newkirk city <Juno> newkirk city <Juno> newkirk city <Juno> newkirk city <Juno> newkirk city <RazielTipBot> R> Juno just won R 0.004

<Naypam> got my blue snowball detected by linux <Naypam> by dropping it on the floor

<Naypam> you could replace tips <Naypam> with an imaginary number at the end of your payment <Naypam> so like if the waitress was really good <Naypam> oh hey <Naypam> the bill is 40.23? <Naypam> have 40.23.9 <Naypam> but they actually only get 40.23 <Naypam> and a feeling of satisfaction

<Happy0> > Be me, visiting Naypalm's flat for the first time <Happy0> > Enter the RedditEU gaming lounge <Happy0> > goodtimes.jpg <Happy0> > Open my mouth to say 'yoyoyo' and inquire to as the state of the dealio <Happy0> > Trip over the famous cum stain on the carpet <Happy0> > Fall, face first, onto a syringe <Happy0> > Scramble to get up.. Syringes catching on to me everywhere as I flail around <Happy0> > Like I'm in a cactus farm <Happy0> > Find myself in Naypam's bedroom. Blood on the walls, the sheets, everywhere. <Happy0> > Naypam in a k-hole in the corner, shoe on his head, vacant expression <Happy0> > Scream <Happy0> > Run into the money vault <Happy0> help me end this story, guys =[ <Happy0> i'm not sure where to take it!

<Raziel> insta added to quote db <Garner> raziel <Raziel> insta added! <Garner> rofo <BFD|Slave> insta downvoted <Garner> BFD|Slave insta mad <BFD|Slave> or I guess, downplussed <BFD|Slave> whetever you can call that <BFD|Slave> MINUSED <BFD|Slave> intsa minused

<Gloop> Garner so nigger he can't even spell job <Garner> fuck you Gloop <Garner> you french pornstar

<Juno> fuck off foxpc

<SmegmaShart> Happy0: /part q register <Fakeziel> I like to smell my dick before I perform autofellatio, also nothing is as exciting to me as the thought of being the victim of a sodomy

<Garner> «»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«» <Naypam> BFD|Slave you have sex once a month and it lasts 45 minutes because you're french and all the french are prissy fucks that spend 5 hours doing foreplay only to stroke each other with a feather and suddenly cum a blob the size of a fucking pea with absolutely zero enjoyment. enjoy your french fantasy life and not living in the real world. TRUT HHURTS

<fabe> very odd my gf wants to watch champions league and knows all the teams/players <fabe> that was unexpected <dux0r> you have a gf? <dux0r> that is very odd indeed

<Naypam> aoetnsuhaonseuhaoesnuhtaoeu <Naypam> oensuhtuhaonsetuh <Naypam> aoeutnhaoeutnshaoesuthoeuh <Naypam> aoesuthsaoenuhaonsetuhaoensutuh <Naypam> aoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnh <Naypam> aoseuhsonhusontuh <Naypam> hi guys <Naypam> testihng my aoeu

* Raziel is nazi <Raziel> teehee

<ad13> rofl murica <ad13> true story, when i woke up and checked bbc news, all it had was "Fatal bomb blast kills 3 and injures many ..." <ad13> so i was like "Oh well another suicide bomber in iraq or some shit" and skipped right over it <ad13> wasn't until i'd got to work people like "ZOMG DID U HEER?"

<BFD|Slave> gtfo world of tanks ad :( <Raziel> this is more important than watching gsl <BFD|Slave> not relaxing <BFD|Slave> I want zoozoo <BFD|Slave> Gonna go watch zoozoo on youtube instead <BFD|Slave> Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1unKjzlfrFA * BFD|Slave chills <Raziel> THE AUDIO ISN'T CHOPPY <Raziel> I NEED MY STREET DRUG ZOOZOO AD WITH CHOPPY AUDIO <BFD|Slave> omg <BFD|Slave> zoozoo started in gsl <BFD|Slave> zoozoo is playing TWICE on my browser <BFD|Slave> SIMULTANEOUSLY <Raziel> LOL * BFD|Slave dies

<dux0r> You know the stick Ent in LOTR that gets set on fire then pushed over with the water? <dux0r> That's Naypam <dux0r> Skinny as a fuckin stick and 2 miles tall

<BFD|Slave> fuck you that's what <BFD|Slave> watching TaeJa? <Raziel> trying to <Raziel> but also have to reply to 5 people on skype <BFD|Slave> TRYING <BFD|Slave> HAVE TO <BFD|Slave> what is this <BFD|Slave> nazi germany edition of skype? <Juno> lol <Juno> Raziel pretending he busy <Juno> when actually no job <BFD|Slave> Juno: handling the tb fanclub takes time

<Naypam> we actually put out buckets <Naypam> when it rains <Naypam> indoors <Naypam> :|

<Happy0> Naypam: the news is that thatcher died in response to you returning to the country <Happy0> uglad?

<BadFurDay> Cmaj7 is not a thing. Do re la is.

<foxpc> Started chatting up with this one girl. She seems nice. <foxpc> Gonna report when I have more info! <Juno> what colour her underwear? <foxpc> Juno, I hope, red! <Juno> eww <foxpc> wut. <foxpc> red color is the best color! <Pianoo> you on omegle again fox?

<Raziel> well if I was making a website from scratch I would use drupal or something

<ad13> I should've just nailed the hot rock chick in the caves that gave us the free joint <ad13> But for some reason when I smoke weed I just don't care about getting laid <ad13> Tim was like "very disappointed in you last night" lol

<nonpc> Raziel is like the parent here. Everyone is a child, testing Raziel's limits. Raziel will always lose. He can't ban kids because he will be left alone.

<kage__> thought about getting a webcam for you guys <kage__> but then decided not to <kage__> cause i play in my underwear <happy0> ararararara~ <Raziel> lol <Ensiferous> kage__: What brand? <kage__> logitech <kage__> ofc <kage__> i only buy logitech peripherals <kage__> their 1080p webcam <Ensiferous> kage__: No what brand of underwear?

<happy0> inb4 penis joke <BadFurDay> penis joke <happy0> hahah. every time

<Naypam> TvT <Naypam> easy <Raziel> no <Naypam> yeah <Naypam> I just dropped <Naypam> won <Naypam> actually was a zerg <Naypam> still

<nonpc> BadFurDay, how's coding going <BadFurDay> Good ! <nonpc> What are you coding bro? <Garner> A penis in 3d <BadFurDay> nonpc: A penis in 3d <BadFurDay> Actually, doing something silly for my website on april 1st <BadFurDay> A rain of spinning dicks <Garner> Wow <BadFurDay> They fall down slowly like snowflakes, funny shit <BadFurDay> I am so not 12 years old <Garner> Hard to code though, must be sure semen doesn't leak <BadFurDay> :D <BadFurDay> Super easy to code, won't leak <BadFurDay> You just add a dickplug() <BadFurDay> And an urethratampon()

<Naypam> a pinch of nay juice and he'll be ready to fight a war! <Laiz> Nay sauce <Laiz> oh man <Naypam> here's the trick. <Raziel> how do you make nay juice? <Raziel> mix whisky and whisky? <Naypam> requirements: microphone, freezing plate, kettle <Naypam> I'm telling you Raziel <Naypam> turn microphone to max and let Naypam speak from it <Naypam> holf freezing plate above microphone <Naypam> let boiling water boil ont freezing plaet <Naypam> suddenly <Naypam> on plate appears a solid <Naypam> from my voice <Naypam> that's nay sauce <Naypam> now you can eat <Naypam> and you'll feel better

<Raziel> I have overlays waiting for you <Raziel> :3 <Naypam> :3 is the most useless smile <Naypam> it doesn't actually convey anything at all <Naypam> it's just pure superfluoity <BadFurDay> it does, Naypam <BadFurDay> it's the furfag smiley <Raziel> perfect for when I don't want to say anything in particular <BadFurDay> if you ever noticed, furries always end their phrases with :3 <BadFurDay> ALWAYS <Raziel> nyan :3 <BadFurDay> when you have some furry faggot popping up on your website <BadFurDay> you can tell by the :3 <BadFurDay> Raziel: furry <Raziel> if being in love with your hairy armpits makes me furry so be it

<nonpc> I hate it how Laiz doesnt take this channel seriously. He thinks it's a fuckign playground for him. And thinks it's like funny or something. Fuckign ass.

<Naypam> I wish they'd tax sugar <Naypam> I fucking wish <Naypam> and have a minimum legal age like cigarettes <Naypam> it's utterly ludicrous getting everybody fed and hooked on sugar <Naypam> then fat and dying <Naypam> and costing money because of health bills <Naypam> with no extra tax to cover that like there is with alcohol and tobacco * Naypam rage <Naypam> any time you bring up "tax sugar" fat fucks cry about opression <Naypam> "I need freedom to be fat, don't stop me" <Naypam> fuc you <Naypam> cunts <Naypam> good example, Laiz shouldn't be allowed to buy food <Naypam> should only be given salad <Laiz> wtf fuck <Naypam> you should have to carry a BMI sticker around <Naypam> and if it's > 25 you don't get sugar <Naypam> only salad <Naypam> salad and water <lovely> ... <Naypam> anyway I'm-a move to spain where nobody can afford food

<nonpc> I remember talking to a retard. <nonpc> Oh wait, I am always the retard.

<dux0r> Milk contains water <nonpc> no?

<Naypam> BFD|Slave. <Naypam> was your ex... <Naypam> a bee? <Naypam> are you a bee BFD|Slave? <BFD|Slave> POSSIBLY <BFD|Slave> You'll never know Naypam <BFD|Slave> Unless you come visit <BFD|Slave> Or I come visit <Naypam> :D <Naypam> fly on over baby <Naypam> watch out for the snow <BFD|Slave> Bees can't cross the channel you dipshit <BFD|Slave> And they hibernate <BFD|Slave> omg <BFD|Slave> how am I meant to <BFD|Slave> you fucking clueless faggot <nonpc> the fck <nonpc> is going on <Naypam> of course they can cross the channel <Naypam> else how did they get to scotland? <Naypam> by boat? <Naypam> did they make a little bee boat? <Naypam> a bee longship? <Naypam> GET A GRIP YOU IDIOT

<Juno> Sometimes when I'm watching live streams, I hold my mouse cursor over the streamer's cursor and pretend we are holding hands.

<Naypam> http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=22079 <Naypam> bought that <Naypam> looks like a spaceship <Naypam> gonna fuck it