<moop> fuck i hate eye checkups
<moop> they put these drops that make your shit wider
<Valacar> eye drops makes your shit wider?
<Valacar> i don't think you applying it correctly tbh
<Valacar> you are*
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<mooper> sorry i kept fucking up
<fgarnier_> anyway need to go out before ida arrives
<fgarnier_> buy some flower, and other surprise shit
<fgarnier_> like ice cream etc
<Raziel> do surprise shit in toilet pls
<fgarnier_> what is surprise shit in toilet
<Raziel> surprise shit belongs in the toilet
<fgarnier_> it’s ok i don’t need to shit
<Raziel> that's what you think
<Raziel> that's why it's surpise shit
[ 10 minutes later ]
<fgarnier_> FUCK YOU raziel
<fgarnier_> i have to shit. how did you predict this
<Raziel> surprise shit :)))
<moop> 16:54 <Bad> Hmmm this hotel looks nice but it's in Lampedusa
<moop> lampedusa is a funny name
<moop> lumped usa
<moop> lampy dusa
<Valacar> it is always interesting to get some insight on how the wonderous mind of moop work
<Bad> Walking after 30m running on a treadmill
<Bad> Walked into a wall
<Bad> Hurt my dick
<Bad> Sigh
<moop> you don't add TRANSFORMERS in the title
<moop> and don't mention TRANSFORMERS
<moop> and pretend it's just a cute robot
<moop> like that robot that got hit by lightning and became alive
<moop> or the giant robot
<moop> or ET
<moop> 10:03 <Bad> Tbh the saddest thing is he outlived Naypam. He really seemed to want to see tb die. For petty reasons.
<moop> haha thought about it too
<Bad> moop: what the FUCK is a extuessl
<Bad> For real wtf
<moop> Bad: it's my mail
<Bad> wtf does it mean
<moop> wanted to get anton but it was taken
<Raziel> anton is taken? dammit
<Raziel> extuessl next best option
<Raziel> ??????????
<moop> tbh the real story behind extuessl is it was the kaptcha that i got after trying like 20 different account names
<moop> was like eh fuck it
<moop> tbh all my tries were anton0-19
<Valacar> Phixion gets a "good morning" and all i get is "fuck off Valacar"... i liked the world more when germans were the mortal enemies of france
-!- Valacar has quit [Signed off]
<Bad> mfw also tired from late night sup fgarnier bro
<Bad> Except it's because I woke myself up in the middle of the night by farting somehow
<Bad> And couldn't fall back to sleep
<Bad> Failure level high
13:37 <Bad> 1337
13:38 <Raziel> 1337
13:38 <Raziel> NO
<Bad> The wild ancestor of the donkey is the African wild ass
<Bad> Asses were first domesticated around 3000 BC
<Bad> Seriously english did you need to call donkeys asses
<Bad> The Muscat or Yemen ass was developed in Arabia. Greeks spread both of these
<Raziel> oh no
<Raziel> I forgot to buy butter
<moop> quick, notify the media
<moop> butter shortage localized entirely in your home
<moop> and nobody can see it
<Raziel> frying onions in olive oil just isn't the same
<moop> i thought olive oil isn't made for frying
<rian> who wants to bed the nore will show up in a bit
<rian> being all like 'omg i drank too much'
<rian> ?
<moop> pretty sure it'll happen
<Raziel> wew
<Raziel> sup
<Raziel> hello?
<moop> so how dead are you Raziel
<moop> pls respond
<Raziel> not at all
<Raziel> only 3 beers
[... the next day...]
<Raziel> oh lawd
<Raziel> I only had 3 beers but due to no real dinner yesterday I feel hungover anyway
<Bad> Hm I wonder how rich the guy who created Akamai is
<Bad> >died in 9/11
<Bad> lol
<Raziel> mad
<Raziel> I've lost my sunglasses
<rian> you seem to lose a lot of things when you drink
<rian> gloves, sunglasses
<rian> what else?
<Valacar> decency
<Bad> Just had a once in a lifetime experience
<Bad> Taking a shit during a hiccup
<Bad> It's so funny
<Bad> Every hiccup makes a bit of shit plop down in the water
<Raziel> in b4 amnesia
<garne> amensia
<garne> amensia
<garne> omfg
<garne> amnesia
<ad13> speaking of tinder, piratebay is down and I want some std
<Raziel> memes never die
<moop> Even :b:enis isn’t funny anymore
<Bad> 🅱️oob
<moop> 🅱️enis
<ad13> 🅱️ peppers are the worst
<ad13> fuck i deleted the ell when I pasted :(
<garne> gf keeps linking me to ysl stuff
<garne> ok.png
<moop> ysl stuff?
<Valacar> ysl?
<Raziel> ysl?
<garne> ya
<garne> actually want to buy now
<garne> looks nice
<garne> but won't tell her
<moop> Bad: so did you meet Raziel? did he arrive?
<Wan> nah he's still stuck in belgium
<moop> dang
<moop> poor belgium
<Wan> are you implying that having Raziel in one's country is a setback for said country?
<moop> oh, belgium is a country?
<moop> i thought it was a blokes name
* Wan set the topic to: The S in intel stands for Security
* Raziel set the topic to: the s in moop stands for sex
<gojira> what's better
<gojira> linux or windows?
<Raziel> windows has an "s" in it
<Raziel> so it's secure
<Raziel> QED
<moop> wait
<moop> hold up
<moop> my name is a lie
<moop> Anton, mythological son of Hercules created by Mark Antony, and from whom he claimed descent
<Raziel> lol
<Bad> lmao
<Bad> helllll no nigga
<Bad> Heracles could walk
<ad13> it's like... 1945 on a friday night, and someone put something through my door
[ 5 minutes later ]
<gojira> can we please get clarity
<gojira> what did they put through your door ad13
<ad13> i've not had a look yet
[ 15 minutes later ]
<ad13> sorry, was distracted
<ad13> it's the yellow pages
<Bad> moop: The Night Before (2015)
<Bad> You might enjoy that movie
<Bad> Just don't get fooled by the boring beginning
<Bad> Also moop it has jokes about judaism
<Bad> In a good way
<Bad> So you pretty much must watch it now
<moop> it's in dl
<moop> wait nvm
<moop> accidentally was downloading the nightmare before christmas
<ad13> tomorrow i test drive a tesla model s
<ad13> :o
<moop> why, they need a dummy?
<moop> ayyy
<moop> you walked right into that
⇐ ad13 quit: Leaving
<Bad> Fuck
<Bad> Didn't shake last drip properly
<Bad> And I'm wearing jogging trousers
<Bad> Both my legs are basically made of pee right now
<Bad> Worst feeling
<Naypam> > "[u'239.423.245.50']
<Naypam> 🤔
<Bad> Indeed Naypam
<Bad> My story is about I pee
<Naypam> 1p < 2p
<Bad> Raziel > me ?
<Naypam> tho 5p < all
<Naypam> those shitty small 5p coins
<Naypam> all coins should be gigantic
<Phixion> yeah like megabytecoin
<Phixion> you gotta have a massive last drop Bad
<Bad> Phixion: I was in a hurry
<Bad> Regrets are made
<Phixion> rush back to irc?
<Phixion> missed a hilight?
<ad13> just logged in to my email at work
<ad13> some guy has accidentally replied to his manager-level "Bottom performing employees" email
<ad13> and sent it to the all-employees internal mailing list
<moop> https://gfycat.com/gifs/detail/AllOptimisticFlamingo
<Bad> fuck is this moop
<moop> who knows
<ad13> man if I had a coworker like this guy
<ad13> he'd get fired so quick :D
<Bad> wut
<moop> why would he get fired
<moop> or like
<moop> he gets mad pretty quick
<ad13> I'm catching up on mr. robot
<ad13> the co-worker that keeps being a bro
<ad13> my boss is super feminist and hates guys like that:D
<moop> oh u
[ Raziel starts a game named "Empires Apart" on Steam ]
Valacar: do you need clue?
Raziel: what?
Valacar: well your empires are apart
Valacar: h0h0h00h0h0h0h0h0h
Raziel: you mean glue?
Valacar: of fuck
Valacar: nvm
Valacar: this conversation never happened
<how-high> do we have gingers here?
<how-high> rumoured that they have pink buttholes
<how-high> and then came sudden realization that I am 26 year old and still have no idea what color my anus is
<Phixion> ssh
<moop> don't you shush me
<Phixion> :)
<how-high> LOL
<how-high> haha
<how-high> gonna steal your joke moop
<how-high> if you do not mind
<Raziel> what the fucking shit
<Raziel> `import pip` fails from bpython but not in a plain .py file
<Raziel> rage
<Wan> :b:python
<Wan> 🅱️
<Wan> wait for it
<Wan> :b:python
<Wan> hmm
<Wan> 😂😂
<Wan> 🅱️🅱️
<Wan> 🅱️ python
<Wan> 🅱️ ython
<ad13> love watching the rugby on bbc alba
<ad13> penis for everyone
<Bad> The last 5 minutes of IRC are the most ad13
<Bad> Needs just a few more acronyms
<Raziel> omg mind blown
<Raziel> ad is also an abbreviation
<Raziel> I knew this all along but never saw the connection until now
<gojira> well... yea
<gojira> and naypam means no diazepam
<ad13> rofl
<Raziel> hahaha
<gojira> like
<gojira> how do you not know these things
<Naypam> fuck me in theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee tamborineeeeeeeeeeeee awwwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeahh
<Bad> Naypam if a USB has a driver
<Bad> Do you travel on a USB
<Bad> Or in a USB ?
<ad13> Bad: it has a driver because it's a bus
<ad13> duh
<Naypam> terraform show | grep SSH -B8
<Naypam> lul -B8
<Naypam> bate
<Naypam> masturbate
<Naypam> also I meant -A
<Naypam> fucking always mix up -A and -B
<Naypam> never -C tho
<gojira> devops
<Raziel> how do you mix those up
<Raziel> A for after
<Raziel> B for before
<Raziel> ??????
<gojira> after 8?
<Naypam> my mind went A comes before B so A shows prior lines
<moop> alias A='B' imo
<Naypam> not this retarded "A for After" bullshit like wtf
<Naypam> who remembers this
<Naypam> C for "before and after" amirite
<Naypam> C for combined (ambiguous, see -A/B)
<gojira> the fuck are you on about
<Naypam> you know what
<Naypam> fuck you
<Naypam> suck my dick
<Bad> >implying there is a too far regarding sex
<Naypam> kinda true Bad but then there's things like mdma sex where you never cum
<Bad> yeah drugs is the too far there
<Naypam> I once got a reacharound from a gay but I didn't get hard so it didn't work
<Naypam> part of the bits of gay I've done
<Naypam> ate someone's smegma too but that's another story
<Naypalm> I just wanna cum
<Naypalm> awwww yeeah
<Naypalm> god damn
<Naypalm> allllll nighhttttt
<Naypalm> alllllll nayyyyyyyyytttttttttyyyyyy
<Naypalm> nay is in everything
<Naypalm> grr
<Naypalm> argh
<garne> i did not miss staines
<garne> or colleagues
<garne> except one, he cool
<garne> and a few others
<Raziel> fortnite seems like a better version of pubg
<Raziel> moop mad?
<Valacar> with what experience you are claiming that :D
<Raziel> 2 minutes of stream watching
<Valacar> java does seem like a better version of python
<Naypam> so I got a new laptop
<Naypam> two very wrong things about it
<ad13> another one? :D
<Raziel> lol
<Naypam> 1. dvorak and the US layout, it has those gay keys, it means I can't type the pipe symbol
<Naypam> going to have to hack that
<Naypam> 2. it has HotS motifs all over it
<Naypam> not sure which is worse
<Raziel> you don't know true uphills until you've stood on the... what do you call the escalators without steps? from the schiphol train station
<gojira> stairs...
<Raziel> I started taking beer today
<Bad> Raziel: this usage of « taking » makes it sound like a hard drug
<Bad> like you injected beer in your veins with a syringe
<Raziel> well it is isn't it
<Bad> or sniffed beer
<Bad> Yeah it is a hard drug
<Bad> But I mean
<Raziel> I took it orally
<Bad> name of your sextape
<garne> seriously though i will miss my colleague
<garne> took a picture of us having a beer
<garne> https://i.imgur.com/BEPN9pK.png
<garne> sad times
<Raziel> I RECOGNIZE THAT URL
<Raziel> NOT FALLING FOR IT
<Raziel> CUNT
<garne> rofl
<garne> hahahahahahaahaha
<moop> :D
<Raziel> I'm fucking traumatized
<garne> :D:D:DDDDD
<moop> fuck qdb
<moop> rewatching a designated survivor scene for the third time because i was too busy reading qdb
<moop> and rofling
<Bad> truest lines of 2017
<Bad> 22:35:21 <Raziel> I'm retarded
<Raziel> lines?
<Raziel> that's just 1 line