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<ad13> Raziel: for bairn, the norwegian equivalent is "barne" apparently <Raziel> barn <Raziel> but this is an english channel <Raziel> english or gtfo <Bad> quoi Raziel <Bad> t'as un problème ? <Bad> tu veux te battre ? <Bad> ptit pd <Bad> norskfag <ad13> hah, even i see the petit pede <Bad> You in front of a mirror ad13 ? <Raziel> lmao

<ad13> k guise <ad13> I need some animefag hangouts <ad13> for research, obviously

<moop> i put sugar and milk in my coffee! <moop> i'm a monster <Bad> I don't see anything wrong with milk or sugar in coffee. <Raziel> there's nothing wrong with it <Raziel> just like there's nothing wrong with being a woman, or being gay

<moop> so guys i was thinking <moop> maybe i should freeze some sperm in case i am actually diagnosed with ms <moop> that way i'll have some healthy sperm for the future <moop> that isn't affected by the diagnose

<ad13> goodness <ad13> just got a linked in message for a position in luxembourg; consulting for the software i used to work on <ad13> job sounds shit but the recruiter is gorgeous

<Bad> OMG THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN SINCE I SAW A MAN GIVE MOUTH TO MOUTH TO A DOG TO SAVE HIS LIFE AND ACTUALLY IT MIGHT BE EVEN BETTER LITERALLY WHERE CAN I BUY THIS RAZIEL I WOULD DRAG MY BALLS THROUGH GLASS IF I HAD TO IF IT MEANT I COULD OWN THIS GADGET

<moop> also the lady that was on the phone kept calling me a she <moop> 🤔 <moop> this is pretty emasculating <moop> should i sue her for emasculating a cripple? <Raziel> moop adventures <moop> she literally attacked my identity <moop> this is horrible <moop> i could get depressed <moop> could kill myself <moop> she should be put in jail <moop> I AM A MAN <moop> a manly man * moop flexes 💪 <Valacar> the more important thing is that you did not correct her <moop> rofl i actually did <moop> Valacar: you think she cared? <moop> she was mocking me <moop> tbh she realized eventually <moop> not when i corrected her tho <Valacar> wew <Valacar> harsh <moop> this is worse than rape by deception

<gojira> it seems like a condition that possibly someday could not be met <Raziel> yeah I don't like it either but <Raziel> the same code is running __bot__ and has never hit issues <Raziel> so whatever

<Bad> tfw I keep watching this harry potter x-men shit because I'm actually interested in the plot now <moop> rofl <Bad> tfw I keep watching this harry potter x-men shit because I'm actually interested in the plot now <Bad> tfw I keep watching this harry potter x-men shit because I'm actually interested in the plot now <Bad> ok maybe not roll elbow on keyboard

<Raziel> god damn <Raziel> is there anything worse than bread becoming deformed in the shopping bag because you stacked things wrong? <Raziel> there probably is <Raziel> BUT NOT RIGHT NOW

<Bad> So guys <Bad> This is the second time now and I've only been with my girl for a year <Bad> She does a lot of roleplaying in MMOs on her free time <Bad> And like in every roleplaying, there's fictional relationships and stuff <Bad> And for the second time in a year a guy thought it meant that she liked him irl <Bad> And is like <Bad> Dump your guy and be with me I'll treat you better <Bad> He doesn't deserve you etc <Bad> The whole nice guy attitude <Bad> Got him banned by the whole french roleplaying community on that game <Bad> It's fucking hilarious <moop> so the girl is dumping you <garne> wat <garne> fictional relationships and stuff? <garne> what am i reading <Bad> Well yeah her character has a life right <moop> ye garne like what you have with Raziel <Bad> She's some baker in some desert town or w/e <moop> fucking girl gamers amirite <Bad> And her character sometimes has relationships with other characters in order to make her character evolve right <Bad> There's no sex in their RP though, it's just like <garne> so it's just the character having a relationship with another character <Bad> Yes <garne> and the guy thought it meant oh players should have a relationship too <garne> lol <Bad> The stories move organically on RP servers <garne> fair enough, makes more sense now <Bad> If two characters seem like a good fit they both say ok they should be together <garne> funny <Bad> But it's characters, right <Bad> Yeah <Raziel> you should get her to accept the daate <Bad> First time it happened was like 6 months ago <Raziel> but then you show up <Bad> The guy got in full creep mode <Bad> Tried multiple times to make the characters have sexual RP <Bad> After a while she reported him and he got banned <garne> eodl <garne> rofl* <Bad> Then he started telling her on skype that he wants to date her <Bad> Even though he knew she was living with me <Bad> Now this time <garne> he knows a lot about her already <Bad> The guy she treated like a friend <Bad> So he knows some things about me and my relationship with her <Bad> Since they had friendly conversations <Bad> And he just went full crazy mode <Bad> Listed reasons why she's unhappy with me <moop> you have the list? <Bad> And listed reasons why she'd be better off with him <Bad> moop: well it happened ingame and I'm not gonna ask her to login again and see if there's logs or whatever, but off the top of my head it was the basic stuff <Bad> Like he's just with you for sex I'll treat you like a real woman etc et <Bad> He doesn't understand your true feelings etc <Bad> Why are you with a boring guy when I'm so much better etc etc et <Bad> The usual nice guy shit <moop> tbh that would work on me <Bad> He probably seriously believes it too <moop> would dump bf for him <Bad> rofl <Wan> I can hear the fedora tipping <Bad> Oh I forgot to mention, I think it's an important detail <Bad> The first one, from 6 months ago <Bad> He was married and had kids <Wan> ROFL <Bad> And offered to dump his wife for her <Bad> That made it easy to ban him from the RP community <Bad> They just had to say if you come back we talk to your wife <Bad> :)

<Raziel> suddenly penis pain <garne> you fap too much <Raziel> fapped too little <Raziel> that's what <Valacar> or aids <dat_eye_-> Valacar <dat_eye_-> Are you male?

<Raziel> There's a stop show going on right now <Raziel> I don't even <Bad> Raziel: fuck is a stop sow <Raziel> Strip <Bad> show <Bad> Ah <Bad> Uh <Bad> Interesting company you work for <Bad> wtf <garne> lol <garne> strip show with colleagues <garne> team building <moop> why is Raziel ircing during a strip show <garne> moop: seeing naked ladies for the first few times can be awkward <moop> Raziel: how many women do you have at work? <Bad> moop: lmao I didn't even think about this aspect <garne> also he didn't say whether it's a male strip show or female <Bad> imagine how awkward it must be <Bad> Being a female in a company that does strip club <moop> because srs made me think of that google diversity memo <Bad> moop: Can't have strip club team building if you have diversity quotas and non sexist HR <Bad> The guy has a point <Bad> Legit point <moop> ikr <moop> he was fired for our sins <Raziel> There were two, one of each gender <garne> lol what <Raziel> No sexism here

<garne> i posted some pics and a video on fb, and tagged gf sister as gd doesnt use facebook. then a colleague says i thought your gf was ginger <garne> i said "wat" <garne> no comtext <garne> i ask to elaborate <garne> he says i saw your post and om the video she gave you blow kisses <garne> i was cringing so much was like <garne> why is he stalking me <garne> writing it makes me cringe <garne> anyway he leaving next week so is ok

<Raziel> I'm no tits professional I'm just an amateur

<moop> gojira: f/m/k zid, psycho_holiday, nonpc <gojira> wtf <gojira> how can you make it this hard <gojira> marry nonpc, fuck psycho kill zid probably but i have no idea how any of them looks <moop> i've seen dick pics of zid <moop> think he pretty nice if you're into that 🤔

<garne> __bot__: <garne> Bad: <garne> rofl there is sonekne on the train texting someone called <garne> "maman d'amour' __bot__ <garne> Bad <garne> fuck is this <garne> not my fault __bot__ has shit nick <garne> Bad*

<ad13> my belly button is sore when i pull it <ad13> :( <Bad> ... pull it <ad13> like, put my finger in the hole, and move it around <Bad> uhm <ad13> gently like <Bad> ok <ad13> nothing crazy

<Bad> It took 13 years <Bad> 13 years <gojira> wtf is IM <Bad> For people to realize fervor does nothing in aoe2 <Raziel> wtf is fervor <Bad> monk +15% move speed <Bad> It did nothing at all <Bad> And nobody noticed <moop> tbh <moop> 15% is not that much <Bad> It's huge lol <gojira> its enough to see <moop> it's like 5% with some 10% <moop> +-10% <Bad> 10% move speed for infantry is a game changer <Bad> So 15% on monks is huge <gojira> like human eyes can detect a 10% change <gojira> sorry <gojira> human perception <gojira> you can't detect changes smaller than 10% though <Raziel> 10% on infantry is noticeable because your infantry can chase down enemy retreating infantry suddenly <Raziel> monks is way more subtle <Bad> Still hilarious that it took 13 years to detect <Raziel> yeah <gojira> 'detect' <gojira> one dude in the comments on some subforum <gojira> 'hey guys i checked its not true' <moop> tbh i knew it all along <moop> i just didn't want to say anything <moop> didn't want to be called a fag <Bad> moop: fag

<Raziel> fuck sleep <Raziel> ima play video games (next day) <Raziel> man <Raziel> that is the worst night's sleep I've had in a long time

<Raziel> wtf it's a 350 line C program <Raziel> I can work with this [.. 10 minutes later ..] <Raziel> god this code <Raziel> MIXED TABS AND SPACES <Raziel> incompetent linux swine bastards [.. 20 minutes later ..] <Raziel> oh god <Raziel> I regret looking at this

<Valacar> C:\Users\Kuolontähti\Dropbox\Public\eu4impossibru.jpg

<how-high> gf caught wet napkins near my bed and it was a huge scandal <how-high> srs

<garne> how can the game have multiple orgasms!? <garne> should be long and slow

<Bad> But then I'm not one to allow a finger <Intee> Normally the same. <Intee> Don't knock it till you've tried it Bad <Intee> But honestly, don't try it. <Intee> It's horrid

<moop> Suddenly puberty kicks in, shaving once a month is not enough now 😟

— +Raziel downloads quake champions <Valacar> when are they releasing that? <Raziel> fuck if I know <Valacar> well how on earth are you playing it?!?! <moop> Valacar: beta <Valacar> pff <moop> oh i'm not saying how he's playing <moop> i'm calling u a beta <moop> sorry for confusion

<moop> also wtf is up with culture people genitalia

<Bad> imma just say moop <Bad> (adult) Jodelle looks like the first guy I ever seriously dated

<garne> fuck sake <garne> my shampoo is 250ml and my sunscreen is 150ml <garne> MAD

<moop> tried to show muscle to a cute girl here <moop> she just lold <moop> she cute tho <moop> she can lol <moop> i'll allow it <garne> wait what <garne> Is this serious <moop> ye garne <moop> but i did it in a cute jokey way <garne> Bad: please quote this

<Bad> « The problem isn't transvestism, it's virtue signaling » <Bad> moop: what does this mean <moop> i'd Bad i'm not a languige <moop> languiger <moop> w/e

<moop> i will use this excuse for the next 5 years <moop> accidentally grab girl tits <moop> imma be like "sry baby i had roids" <moop> and she be like "hemorhoids?" <moop> and i'll be like "no... the manly stuff... come on you know" <moop> "the ball shrinking thing?" <moop> "yeah, you got it"

<gojira> 99% sure on being in edinbro last weekend of july <gojira> sleeping with the nay <gojira> at the nay <gojira> not with <gojira> wtf

<moop> So guys update <moop> Remember they asked to piss in a jar? <moop> I dropped it <moop> Rip <moop> TBH not my fault, my hands lack feelings

<Naypam> oh god <Naypam> can't remember where it was <Naypam> I was leaving someone's flat <Naypam> sprayed my underarms with shoe polish <Naypam> was absolute pain like wtf is in that god damn

<garne> Really hope my boss is not waiting for the same train <garne> Boring to be on the train with your boss everyday <garne> also since the only thing in common we have is 1) we both have a dick (i think he does) 2) we both go to sweden very often

<garne> Work time <garne> Wait fuck <garne> Home time <garne> Fuck work

<garne> what is a scary data type <Raziel> uuuuh <Raziel> object? <garne> no <garne> booooolean <garne> it's funny cos it's true

<Raziel> are you currently pooing? <garne> yes <Raziel> you're typing very fast for being on the phone <Raziel> did you bring your desktop computer to the bathroom? <garne> laptop <garne> :D

<Juno> what is jew pick up line? <garne> hey gurl you israelly hot <moop> 'ay girl you look smokin'

<garne> was licking my lips cos dry <garne> but also this girl was looking at me <garne> but i was staring too, but only stared as i was doing something <Raziel> lmao <garne> as in i didnt move my eyes because im doing something else <garne> the look on her face <garne> its like when you stare ar someone but youre thinking or daydreaming <garne> :(

<Bad> So <Bad> My girl talks about the guys that smoke fish for a living <Bad> What I pictured in my head was someone rolling a fish into a joint and smoking it <Bad> And it seemed normal to my brain <Bad> I was like this is what she meant yes <Bad> Then thought about it

<__bot__> New quote approved! https://qdb.lutro.me/535 <gar> the key point of this quote <gar> is i didn't specify who will grab your dick <gar> merely said someone will <gar> and i guarantee it <gar> :-) <gar> can be guy, girl, police, ambulance, psychiatric ward <gar> :----) <gar> wtf ward grabbing your dick <gar> a psychiatric ward grabbing your dick <gar> i am dying

<Bad> Raziel seriously it's simple <Bad> you are norwegian <Bad> you have money <Bad> you can play guitar <Bad> just go in the streets <Bad> follow a woman <Bad> if she looks good step in front of her <Bad> and go <Bad> anyway here's wonderwall <Bad> guaranteed success <Bad> gogogo <gar> ye do it Raziel <gar> or helicopter dick <gar> 10/10 body language <gar> psychologically girls want to grab <gar> do it <gar> in public <gar> i guarantee someone will grab your dick

<gojira> what's even better this means Raziel x gojira monthly dinners <moop> monthly date <Wan> Plz <Wan> When I was in Paris Bad and I ate together at least once a week * Wan has sweet, sweets reminders of Paris restaurants <Raziel> we're not that gay Wan <gar> weekly dinners is over the top Wan <gojira> weekly dinners = dating <gojira> monthly = friends <gar> yes lol <gar> but i guess Wan was having weekly dinners with Bad while Bad was in his nogirl phase

<Raziel> dropped a piece of butter on the floor <Raziel> had to throw it away <Raziel> don't tell the norwegian police pls

<Raziel> I'll let scientists figure out what type of energy is best <moop> what if they discover that jew ash is best energy <moop> would you still support it Raziel <Twipply> That is a solid question <Raziel> erm

<moop> i'd fuck Bad <gojira> you'd fuck anything with a hole and a heartbeat and the second part is optional <moop> that's what i said <Raziel> My hand has a heart beat <gojira> is this Raziel suggesting moop can fuck his hand? <Bad> Raziel: please elaborate on your odd as fuck phrase <gojira> yea <gojira> wtf

<Raziel> Why is lesbian porn so much better than gay porn? Srs