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<nonpc> I like how phones have anuses where you insert a cable

<nonpc> Laiz, could you shut the fuck up. No one gives a shit, you never say anything that's remotely useful. You're clearly a waste of the bytes you transfer to/from the internet.

<Garner> BadFurDay <Garner> Ultimate question <Garner> Which country is third world? <BadFurDay> Garner: Countries with no internet (but a massive presence in MMOs, ruining them) <BadFurDay> Such as poland, russia, brazil <BadFurDay> Those countries get most of their food through cannibalism and eating rocks and snow

<BadFurDay> do you like shit Naypalm <BadFurDay> do you like <BadFurDay> turd play <BadFurDay> Don't lie to me <Naypalm> BadFurDay doesn't bother me <BadFurDay> what <Naypalm> don't give a fuck <BadFurDay> no this is not a good answer <BadFurDay> it repulses you <BadFurDay> no <BadFurDay> no you don't <BadFurDay> god <BadFurDay> why do I still ask you questions <Naypalm> I'm so desperate right now I'd fuck an animal * Naypalm runs to farm <BadFurDay> shit is foul <nonpc> BadFurDay, why does that girl not interact with me :( <BadFurDay> nonpc: you don't eat your own cum <nonpc> oh <Naypalm> I have :D * Naypalm nom nom <dux0r> feces and semen hour on #redditeu <dux0r> just like clockwork

<Naypalm> https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Offended <nonpc> omg <nonpc> what <nonpc> the <nonpc> fuck

<BFD|Slave> HuK is playing decently :D <BFD|Slave> nvm <BFD|Slave> he shat

<nonpc> before Nirvana went sellout mode

<Naypam> god damn my toilet is broke <lovely> broken I assume? <Naypam> broke! <lovely> is it an gash? <Naypam> not sure how to activate the toilet from inside the pool of water * Naypam stupid <Naypam> nothing pulls! but the toilet handle is a lever1 <Naypam> so idk <Naypam> it's come detached from something <kage> haiku left for 1 day <kage> and your house completely falls apart <kage> i'd check if there are any screws missing <lovely> haha

<kage> http://i3.minus.com/ibvvdSalngwckY.jpg <kage> oh content aware fill <kage> you so good <Raziel> ;P <GalacticPrick> LOL very nice <lovely> that's the worst photoshop yet kage <lovely> you can still the fucking pole <lovely> just blurred <lovely> >-< <kage> the shit nigga, you spend more than 3 minutes on it <lovely> so <lovely> you fuck girls for 2 minutes <lovely> because its good <lovely> no <lovely> you put effort in it <lovely> and the outcome is good <lovely> not like this <Raziel> hahaha <lovely> you look like you do halfassed work in a halfassed timeframe now <kage> yes, you should definetly put in half an hour <kage> so you can photoshop a dog pissing in a lil girl's mouth <kage> cause you just want it to look good <kage> is that what it is lovely? <wellninja> good job kage <lovely> http://buffer.io/~simon/raziel.jpg <kage> look at those blurry edges <lovely> its ok <lovely> i only spent 3 minutes on it * GalacticPrick has quit (Signed off) <lovely> this is exactly the excuse microsoft had for ME <Raziel> the pic of me was taken by a webcam <lovely> "we only worked 3m inuets on it" <Raziel> lol <Raziel> I was about to comment <lovely> do you tell your clients that kage ? <Raziel> "3 million minutes?" <lovely> yeah you think it sucks? <kage> no lovely <lovely> well i only spent 3 minutes on it <kage> we bill by hour <kage> we code 3 minutes <kage> bill 3 days <kage> obviously

<Naypam> home time :) <Laiz> k <lovely> k <faggot> k <Garner> k <kage_> k * faglife has joined #redditeu <faglife> k <lovely> k <Garner> k <kage_> k <faggot> k <lovely> k <Garner> k <faglife> k <faggot> k <lovely> k <Garner> k <faglife> k <faggot> k <lovely> k <Garner> k <faggot> k <faglife> k <kage_> k * k_ has joined #redditeu <k_> k <lovely> k <faglife> k <faggot> k <kage_> k <Garner> k <dux0r> k <Naypam> su.p

<Naypam> inb4 raziel floating cars <Naypam> been practicing on keys for years <Naypam> can now float keys <Naypam> cars* <BadFurDay> what am I reading <BadFurDay> Naypam you are drunk <Naypam> Raziel | I have this weird thing where my hand floats one key to the right <Naypam> wtf does that even bean BadFurDay <BadFurDay> bean <Naypam> explain it to me

<Garner> PENIS IN MY MOUTH

<wellborg> i like big cocks and i cannot lie <wellborg> butts <wellborg> i mean butts

<Naypam> true story: I came in my own eye once

<happy0> some day i shall make my way into the bash.. some day <Garner> You're not too much on the bash because you're not a retard

<Raziel> I don't think nonpc understands col1 = col2 <nonpc> what <BadFurDay> or some grouping on count(*) > 1 <lovely> Which is why I explained it. <nonpc> ofc I do :| <nonpc> col1 = other row's col1 and col2 = other row's col2 <nonpc> not sure how it can be explained any more

<zid> yo Raziel <zid> can I ask you something? <Raziel> yes <zid> doto? <Raziel> omg

<Laiz> Raziel doto? <DOTO> wat

<nonpc> guys, wait <nonpc> maybe a decent release of the new twilight is out <nonpc> ah yeeee

<kage> D. we are so fucking bad at games, it's hilarious <dux0r> speak for urself <dux0r> im grand masters <kage> at masturbating <kage> me too

<kage> also i suck cock rofl

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<midnightoil> fuck u they cant even pickpocket <kage> bro <kage> i'll have you know i can pickpocket the best <kage> i pickpocket so best, i stole your mum's virginity

< haiku > ~~~~~~~COPY PASTE THIS IF YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL GYPPO ROMANIAN WHO DON'T NEED NO PICKPOCKETING ADVICE~~~~~~~~~~~

<Naypam> #reddit.dota2 pick your 5 best <Naypam> we'll fuck you <Trell> rofl <aL|Samo> I'll 1v5 you mothafuckas <dux0r> thats what your mom said

<haiku> SHUT THE FUCK UP NAYPAM NEXT TIME NO MORE FOOD

<Naypam> ty for the backup kage, I got this <Naypam> also just masturbated in the toilet <Raziel> at work <Naypam> yeah, why would I masturbate in the toilet at home?

<dux0r> Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? <dux0r> because the P is silent <dux0r> What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? <dux0r> wipes his ass

<Juno> norways idea of childcare is sticking them on an island with a psychpath shooting them

<Raziel> zid: razer abyssus, cheap and really fucking good <Vequeth> so is your mum

<Psycho_Holiday> http://www.techradar.com/reviews/audio-visual/hi-fi-and-audio/headphones/sennheiser-hd-518-954009/review <Psycho_Holiday> Against <Psycho_Holiday> No inline mic for iPhone users <Psycho_Holiday> Not great with low bit rate MP3s

<Raziel> I just noticed the bags under my eyes in that picture <Raziel> sadface <BadFurDay> those are called ears Raziel

<nonpc> Raziel <nonpc> can you ban me <Raziel> why <nonpc> Dunno, might study a bit <nonpc> omg <nonpc> Raziel <nonpc> fuck you <nonpc> ban me <nonpc> you fuckign cunt <Raziel> omg fine * Q setzt einen Bann auf nonpc!*@* * Q hat nonpc aus #redditeu gekickt (Banned.) <haiku> woo-hoo! non-pc free redditeu!

<Juno> so i'm talking to her 6 yr old daughter <zid> did you get her number?

<Juno> WHERES LGD.INT <Juno> THEY #1 <haiku> lost to DK yesterday <haiku> fucking DK <Raziel> where's LGD.string <Raziel> and LGD.bool <haiku> hurrrr <haiku> raziel, basically LGD has 2 teams, lgd international and lgd china. they're currently playing in the g-league tournament, which is an asian tournament <Raziel> I know <haiku> IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU TAKE AN INTEREST IN DOTO <Laiz> RAZIEL STREAMING DOTO <Laiz> RAZIEL STREAMING DOTO <Laiz> RAZIEL STREAMING DOTO <Laiz> RAZIEL STREAMING DOTO <haiku> RAZIEL DOESNT HAVE DOTO <haiku> T_T <Raziel> that's right <Laiz> I got extra ones! <Raziel> I'm no dotafag <Raziel> don't want <haiku> sent! <Raziel> rofl <Raziel> not accepting! <haiku> MY LAST INVITE RAZIEL <haiku> I GAVE IT TO YOU <haiku> BECAUSE I'M NICE LIKE THAT <haiku> and want to encourage your newfound interest <Laiz> sent <Raziel> facepalm [ later that day ] <haiku> raziel wanna play dota? <Raziel> no <haiku> kay maybe later then <nonpc> fuck thi <nonpc> s <Laiz> Raziel wanna play doto? <haiku> he said later <Raziel> never! <haiku> yo raziel just keep in mind laiz can't stay very late <Laiz> yeah <haiku> neways, just let us know when you're ready

<wellborg> people just called me a retard on reddit <wellborg> and by people i mean some retard

<dux0r> sometimes i lower my seat n pretend im a midget <kage> sometimes nay lowers his seat and pretends to be of normal height. <nonpc> *slowclap*

<Naypalm> I paid for ccleaner

<nonpc> Was at her place yesturday <nonpc> Damn, it is all like so fucking strange <nonpc> Em.. We just sat, drank some tea <nonpc> I stroked her hair, face <nonpc> and stuff <nonpc> it was pretty calm shit <nonpc> She almost showed me her underwear because it was all pink <nonpc> Later on, I checked out her underwear still. <nonpc> She decided to hide from me <nonpc> while I went to pee <nonpc> and then I found her <nonpc> and she was like <nonpc> "what are you doing" <nonpc> and I was like <nonpc> derp <nonpc> and checked out the underwear <nonpc> it was nice <nonpc> and cute <nonpc> Some times I would like turn her face to me <nonpc> and talk stuff <nonpc> and then say <nonpc> "dont worry, I'm not going to try and kiss you" <nonpc> so she feels better <nonpc> :D <Raziel> YOU would turn her head to you? <nonpc> yes <nonpc> force that <nonpc> It also btw <nonpc> came to that that <nonpc> she told me she woudnt like to be choked <nonpc> we tried it <nonpc> I had her in a head lock

<zid> You tell that bitch, that in the ghetto, that washing non-color safe synthetics at 60C degress might cost you your life

<nonpc> I would love to be in lovely :)

<Naypalm> used my ex gf's dildo too <BFD|Slave> Why would you dildo your ass Naypalm <BFD|Slave> Why <Naypalm> wondered what it was like <Naypalm> it was all pink and squishy <BFD|Slave> And what was it like? <Naypalm> pretty shit

<Naypalm> I've had gay things in my ass too just didn't enjoy it!

< Naypalm> I actually camee on the floor on monday < Naypalm> people walk through that now < Naypalm> it's a good mark

< kage> i masturbated in the sink in my highschool's info lab a few times < kage> started to smell really bad ... < kage> the funniest thing is < kage> everyone was fucking smelling my cum < kage> but had no idea what it waas

< dux0r> the fuck is wrong with you people wat

<zid> money, in norway, much like salmon, just leaps out at you and lands in your boat

<Naypam> I have more sperm than you BFD|Slave <zid> in your mouth <Naypam> I wish <zid> wut <zid> as in, "wut a faggot" <Naypam> I occasionally eat my own sperm <zid> I did it once <zid> it was a bad idea <zid> It had a poor texture <Naypam> yeah the texture is pretty bad <Naypam> doesn't taste bad though <Naypam> funny after taste too <Naypam> but it saves wiping it with a sock or something <zid> I use discarded crisp packets / coke cans when I am being lazy <Naypam> yeah that's fine <Naypam> usually just use disgarded underwear these days! <Naypam> used to just wipe with my bed sheet <zid> not a box? <Naypam> but if girls stay over I'd rather them not sleep in ancient cum stains <Naypam> well I wouldn't mind <Naypam> but they might <lovely> wat

<Naypam> it's harder to cum through prostate stimulation! <Naypam> why do I say these things :( <Naypam> evil #redditeu making me say things I don't want to say

<kage_> a black child molestor <kage_> what <zid> who'd molest a black child, that's gross