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<Steele> whats up? <Steele> i would like to take this moment to thank Bad <Steele> without whom i would never have realised how minor a form of autism i really had

<Naypam> I was given a variant of that to help me sleep and it changed my thought patterns exactly as you say <Naypam> I fucking hated it <Naypam> couldn't handle not being able to think normally <Naypam> didn't take any more after that <Naypam> what was it called, hm <moop> aw <Naypam> might have been citalopram but idk <moop> i think it would be cool to have a completely different think pattern <Naypam> I wanted the doctor to give me benzos <Naypam> well idk how it's affecting Bad, moop, I'm all for different thinking patterns <Naypam> but it was like it shut down my brain <Bad> Naypam: you know what I am experiencing man <Naypam> stopped me thinking <Naypam> made me "slow" <ad13> so what you are saying Naypam <ad13> is you were an upstanding member of society <ad13> then a doctor gave you zoloft <ad13> and now you're facing jail for running a criminal empire?

<gojira> I can't breathe this is too funny. <gojira> Someone I know. At her teambuilding excercise. <gojira> Had to do on interpretive dance. <gojira> Not alone but with her team. <Naypam> that isn't teambuilding <Naypam> that is hummiliation? <gojira> And they all had to dance to pretend to be parts of their infrastructure. <gojira> Nojoke. <Naypam> how <gojira> She was the NFS. <gojira> lmao

<__bot__> [anlutro/qdb] New commit to master by anlutro: add some very basic antispam - https://github.com/anlutro/qdb/commit/3bf54fc22b <FredG> autismpam? <FredG> ah nvm <FredG> read that wrong

<how-hiGh> ad13: did they come together? <ad13> did who come together? <how-hiGh> your buttcheeks after last night <ad13> wat <how-hiGh> joke :-)

<Raziel> omfg what was that <Raziel> my entire irssi froze <Raziel> held down ctrl and pressed random buttons <Raziel> that fixed it. <Raziel> I am so good <gojira> senior developer

<FredG> OOOIOH CHICKEN MY LITTLE ANGEL YOU GET A BIG STAR FÖR THAT BIG STAR AWWW CHICKEN BIG STAR

<Naypam> interesting <Naypam> if you don't have +x on the directory the returned error seems to be that cd isn't a command <Raziel> lol? <Naypam> try this <Raziel> bash: cd: foo: Permission denied <Naypam> sudo mkdir aoeu && sudo chmod 700 aoeu && sudo cd aoeu <Raziel> sudo cd aoeu <Raziel> really? <Naypam> TRY IT

<how-hiGh> tfw caught own reflection in laptop screen and it ruined your day

<Bad`> this is on /r/all as « foodporn » https://i.imgur.com/EdO7v0V.jpg [ 3 hours later ... ] <how-hiGh> Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal <how-hiGh> and I'm being one hundred percent serious. <moop> how-hiGh: what are you on about <how-hiGh> Sorry we dont cook shit that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious <how-hiGh> gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. <how-hiGh> dont eever potst your fuking families poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.

<FredG> fuck sake <FredG> i was typing a message to someone and meant to say, you didn't have breakfast right? <FredG> I said you didn't have sex right <FredG> wasn't a typo <FredG> I was thinking of redditeu

<Raziel> also why is my left arm thicker than my right

<how-hiGh> she came to my house to netflix&chill <how-hiGh> and said that she is on her period <Naypam> lol'd <how-hiGh> and I didnt force her to suck my cawk <how-hiGh> we just made out and hugged, my penis was so hard that it hurt <Bad> Vaginal intercourse during period is fine <Bad> Just sayin <how-hiGh> it was so awkward to just lay there and dont know what to do <how-hiGh> so I turned actual movie <how-hiGh> was pretty beta for me not to force suck cawk <moop> fucking jesus man <how-hiGh> I told her that true pirates aren't afraid of red sea <Bad> LOL <how-hiGh> but she didnt understand

<how-hiGh> tfw no appartments to smash a girl <how-hiGh> Bad what to do <Bad> car <how-hiGh> no car <Bad> club toilet <Bad> hotel room <how-hiGh> well club toilet is overly slutty thing, isn't it?! <Bad> or just get an apartment <how-hiGh> girl with self respect won't do it in toilet <FredG> any girl would <how-hiGh> fuaaaark short on money, but gonna rent it <Bad> can confirm what FredG says <Bad> for some reason, movies and stuff teach us that men are sex obsessed and women are pure or whatever <Bad> but women also like sex you know <Bad> and if they can't have it in an apartment they'll have it in a toilet <Bad> they're just as desperate for it as we are <FredG> ^ <how-hiGh> I don't want to do it in toiler, cuz I'll lose respect for her after it <Bad> rofl <Bad> you really have massive personal problems with women and purity <how-hiGh> I do <Bad> bro <Bad> I currently can not bring back women to my flat <Bad> I split with my ex in march, and she's moving out next week <Bad> so I know your problem with no apartment to smash a girl <Bad> I gave you answers <Bad> car, toilet, hotel <Bad> they all work and don't make it feel like the girl is worse or like you are shit <Bad> there are no other good answers <Bad> you'll have to live with it <how-hiGh> my fav sex positions are horizontal <Bad> when you don't have a flat to smash in, you can't be picky <Bad> hotel room solves that problem though <how-hiGh> yeah but needs money investment <Bad> then you live the life everyone in the world lives between about 13 and 25 years old <Bad> and you do it in a toilet <Bad> having a place to have sex is the main reason why I got myself my own flat super early tbh <how-hiGh> well gonna rent appartment I think <Bad> Having your own place is only good things, not a single negative <Bad> Worth the money and time you invest in it <how-hiGh> should I rent for 24 hrs or just like 5-6 hrs? <FredG> wat <Bad> wat <how-hiGh> the appartments <how-hiGh> there is option to rent for a full day or just several hrs <Bad> what the fuck am I reading <Bad> you would rent an apartment just to have sex <Bad> get a cheap hotel room <how-hiGh> appartment = 1 room flat <how-hiGh> hotel rooms are more expensive <Bad> wtf is wrong with your country <FredG> lol <Bad> also I laughed at 5-6hrs <Bad> it's for sex <FredG> toilet is better <how-hiGh> appartment I mean 1 room, kitchen, toilet <Bad> rent for 5 minutes <FredG> no such thing as self respect loss or whatever <Bad> I agree with FredG actually <FredG> even the girls who seem innocnet as fuck or pure as you put it enjoy toilet fucks <FredG> or cars <how-hiGh> Bad I don't cum quickly <how-hiGh> I please my woman <Bad> implying all women like when it lasts <how-hiGh> implying all women wait for it to end ASAP? <Bad> all I gotta say <Bad> if you don't cum quickly either you didn't have sex many times in your life <Bad> either you have very poor partners <Bad> either you need to discover foreplay <FredG> lol toilet fuck > 1 minute <FredG> takes like 10 seconds <Bad> wtf 10 seconds FredG <Bad> world record for longest toilet fuck is at 2 seconds <Bad> you're lying <Bad> one time I lasted more than 1 second I was so proud <FredG> rofl <FredG> yeah that w/e <FredG> same thing <FredG> point is, it doesn't last a minute or an hour <how-hiGh> lol @ cumming fast <how-hiGh> just lol <how-hiGh> girl won't beg you for more <Bad> it depends on the girl, how-hiGh <Bad> some girls like long fucks <Bad> others get bored if it lasts too long <Bad> it's almost like every girl is different wow <Bad> who'd have thought <how-hiGh> how can she get bored if she gets numerous orgasms?!!

<Bad> I am probably a multiple time cuckold IВ don't give a single shit hahahahah

<dux0r> Raziels idea of a better day is going home and coding an SC2 ranking algorythm plugin for WordPress

<FredG> my setup works just fine <FredG> just lost my index.html file

<FredG> I'm like a pig at work <FredG> with crisps chocolate and coca cola <moop> in before fat <moop> FredG: is everything free tho? <FredG> yes <Raziel> that's disgusting FredG <Raziel> get free water and fruit instead <FredG> no such thing Raziel <FredG> besides im 1kg <FredG> why should I care <Raziel> then ask for it! <Raziel> you should care because sugary food is bad for your focus and concentration long term <FredG> oh <FredG> ok ill call it <FredG> or whatever <FredG> dunno anyone except them <Raziel> rofl [ the next day ... ] <FredG> are you assassin <FredG> symaskin <Raziel> SYMASKIN <FredG> symaskinen <FredG> FUXK <FredG> sysadmin <Raziel> FredG are you a symaskin? <FredG> no <FredG> I call IT för that <FredG> even called for fruits... <FredG> he was mad <Raziel> rofl <Raziel> I didn't think you were serious <Raziel> hahaha <FredG> :D <Raziel> actually lol'd <moop> FredG: how did that talk even go? <moop> "hello IT i need fruits" <FredG> no <moop> "hi, i have a problem. there are no fruits" <FredG> he said hi that's Adrian from IT, how can I help you fred <FredG> I said where do I find fruits <FredG> he said just go to the 2nd floor in the canteen <FredG> then was like <FredG> IS THAT ALL <FredG> I said yes, he hung up <FredG> was mad

<FredG> actually I was creeped out when I was told my dick is big for my size <FredG> wasn't even a girl, just a guy keeping in while I was having a piss <FredG> was legit scared for my life

<Raziel> Valacar- how do I fix git clone freezing <Valacar> well obviously you need to django your pyhton into the node in a unix fashion

<Garner> mfw haven't fapped in two weeks <Garner> forgot

<how-hiGh> give a man a meme and you entertain him for a day; teach a man to join #redditeu and you entertain him for a lifetime...

<Juno> wtf <Juno> dont get it <Raziel> don't get what Juno <Bad> it <Bad> learn to read Raziel <Bad> moron <Raziel> the novel? <Raziel> or the film? <Juno> no <Juno> like england vs wales <Juno> gf mad <Garner> why mad <Juno> cos englanmd go for penalty <Juno> i say <Juno> touch to ick go for the try <Juno> she so mad <Juno> won;'t talkwtf <Garner> rofl <moop> >people who take sports too seriously <Garner> standard girl <moop> (including esports) <Bad> bro moop it's not about sports <Bad> it's about being a girl <Bad> and mood swings <Juno> .ye so <Juno> she in MY bed <Juno> sulking <Garner> ROFL <Bad> well Juno <Bad> kick her out of your bed <Juno> imon pc researching rugby union rules <Juno> wtf <Raziel> hahaha <Juno> I'M FUCKING RIGHT <Juno> I RESEARCHED IT <Juno> kick to touch go for try would've won if they did it <Juno> i played this shit as a kid <Juno> gg still right still wrongno sex for 2 weeks still staying here 2 weeks no rent <Juno> won't even talk to me

<Bad> FUCK OFF JOROSAR YOU PIECE OF SHIT <Bad> THERE ARE SO MANY CHEESE VARIETIES <Bad> A FRENCH PLAYER IS CHEESING <Bad> AND HE CALLS IT GRUYÈRE <Bad> GRUYÈRE IS SWISS YOU GARBAGE HUMAN BEING <Bad> GET FUCKED

<how-hiGh> Bad <how-hiGh> if there was no such thing as SEX, would you even speak to women? <Raziel> Lol <Bad> how-hiGh: why the fuck would I speak to a woman if I'm not trying to touch her boobs <Raziel> This is such a stupid hypothetical question <Bad> Nah more seriously, my closest friends are like 50% men 50% women <Bad> And the good women friends I don't have or try to have sex with :) <how-hiGh> most of women are not funny <how-hiGh> or smart <Raziel> If there was no such thing as sex humanity would not exist <Bad> Most of men are not funny or smart either tbh <how-hiGh> Raziel do not overthink it <Raziel> Same applies to men <Raziel> LOL <how-hiGh> am I smarter/funnier than average woman? srs <Bad> Bro how-hiGh, if there was no such thing as SEX, Raziel's life would be exactly the same, he's not overthinking it

<Bad> This is why I'll never be able to have Raziel as my girlfriend <Bad> Pays no attention to important details <Bad> You even have all I look for in women <Bad> 1) no beard <Raziel> LOL <Bad> end of list <Garner> rofl <Bad> But because you didn't see the fucking tunnel <Bad> It'll never work

<Bad> yo Raziel <Bad> if you were trying to find where an alcoholic scot collapsed <Bad> where would you look? <+Raziel> erm <+Raziel> anywhere in scotland? <Bad> no <Bad> behind bars <Bad> it's funny because nay is going to jail <Bad> anyway I gave nay a copy of microsoft outlook so he can write mails to us <Bad> however <Bad> it's a TRIAL version

<Raziel> my ability to socialise with strangers is fine, it's the people around me that suck

<Valacar> i wonder what moon penumbra is <Valacar> oh right i see what it is

<how-hiGh> anyone understands body language? <how-hiGh> I found out that pussy of my ex-GF was wet several times when we sat in cafe

<Raziel> the barber I was at trimmed my eyebrows <Raziel> feels weird

<Bad> hey Garner do you know where the jews fled from norway after all their rice got burned <Bad> Israziel

<Bad> Maybe wait for Raziel's advice <Bad> He's expert on women <how-hiGh> he is always quiet when we are discussing sex and relationships lol <how-hiGh> I'm even afraid to mock him for this because it seems like a serious psychological issue for him <Bad> It is <Bad> Weird <how-hiGh> we're against internet bullying, remember? <Bad> You don't usually notice things like that about people <Bad> But it actually is true <Bad> No bullying, srs, etc <how-hiGh> I don't know for sure, but maybe his lack of success with women somehow related to the fact that his head looks like an egg with hair on top of it <how-hiGh> and it wasn't even THAT pun I prepared

<Bad> you are so entertaining how-hiGh <how-hiGh> why I have no friends then lol

<how-hiGh> I want you to aware how to determine whether girl is slut or not basing on how many guys she had <how-hiGh> new formula <how-hiGh> scientifically proven <how-hiGh> anyone is interested or not? because it's kinda complex so I don't want to waste my time if no one wants to listen <Bad> yes <Bad> I want to know <moop> how-hiGh: go for it <how-hiGh> okay <Raziel> in this moment, I am awared <Bad> not because of a puny god's blessing, but because I am about to be enlightened by how-hiGh <how-hiGh> basically you have to sum length of all dicks girl she have, and if girl can jump from such height safely without getting injured she is not slut. For example average dick is like 15 cm, so if girl had only 3 men she would step off such height easily = not slut. But if she had 15 for example, this means 2.25 meters so she would sprain her ankle jumping from such height = slut

<how-hiGh> anyone doing cold showers here? <how-hiGh> it raises testosterone levels <how-hiGh> brah it really works it seems <how-hiGh> I wouldn't recommend bullshit to my fellas <how-hiGh> brb sex drive <how-hiGh> brb self confidence <how-hiGh> brb masculinity <how-hiGh> brb "animalistic instincts"

<Bad> As Naypam started fondling my balls, I started touching his chin to finally discover what a beard feels like. Sadly, him sharing my stubble issue, all I was left with was elusive dreams of romance with Bad. <Bad> I pushed Naypam over on the bed, removed his shitty oversized trousers, and let his lil cock slide in my mouth. As per australian tradition, my finger made its way towards his anus. Strangely, he seemed to welcome it. <Bad> As the rowdiness of the act grew, I realized that my life would never be fulfilled until I got my hands on Bad, his legendary member being the only key that would ever unlock my road to pleasure. <Bad> I sighed, closed my eyes, thought as hard as I could of Dustin Browder, and came. <Bad> To be continued once I replenish my creativity reserves by writing more Laravel code.

<garner> im dating the worst bread

<how-hiGh> you're not a man if you havent seen your fathers penis

<how-hiGh> anyone else having same vein patterns on cock with their dad? <how-hiGh> genetics ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

<how-hiGh> you never eaten ass? srs <moop> srs <how-hiGh> ever eaten ass or not moop? <moop> never <how-hiGh> lmao must be a virgin <moop> lmoa <how-hiGh> Bad` moop never licked girls anus lol @ him <how-hiGh> moop you are missing out srs <moop> srs <how-hiGh> by nowadays standards to be a decent BF you have to lick anus

<how-hiGh> Bad when you'll choose girl to impregnate. Before doing that invite her dad to sauna and check his dick size. If he got a small penis you wouldnt want to spread bad genes, right <how-hiGh> think several moves ahead like Raziel does in chess

<Garner> Wherwell æaodnrmdoendndneoe aøenekekrnrntkwbaspe døapabrowibakeøebrkaøe fmrk bwlenrnrornewlwndoenrøslr sørlending to aren't wnaneørnrbwlrbrlrlsnflrpwbelrnqlentpepanrneæqmsbeæaæqåqlr f deep qøsndlrpensleprndøemf t * Garner has quit

<Bad> Raziel: How many holes inside a vagina? <Bad> Serious <Bad> srs * Raziel thinks <Garner> 3 <Garner> unless is 2d

<Bad> I just had the worst adventurer ever. space I woke up with the need to shit and I was asleep seized so after shitting I wiped my ass with my sleeping boxer briefs now it's 1 a.m. and I'm busy washing shit away from my underwear also text to speech to text seems to be working well

<Raziel> serious advice <Raziel> pull the piss opening apart before starting to take a piss

<how-hiGh> hello guys <Q> [how-hiGh] has earned the achievement [Self Obsessed]! <Bad> what <Bad> the <Bad> fuck

<how-hiGh> Rule 15: how-high is the most alpha and the least homosexual person of redditeu

<how-hiGh> rumoured that sperm has good nutritional value for muscle gains

<how-hiGh> just trimmed my nipples