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<Raziel> I implemented ssl for real <Raziel> not your hacky intern code implementation <Raziel> but somehow set ssl to always true

<ad13> wanna play overwatch <ad13> but need to learn about scalability for amazon job :( <Valacar> scalability is that theories have differing scalabilities between individual-organization-institution-state and in <Valacar> +supranational <Valacar> there <Valacar> now you can play overwatch <ad13> wat

<Bad> happy0: I heard the first note of In Fiction and it gave me a boner. On the street. Not exaggerating or joking.

<Valacar> THATS WHAT SHE SAID <Valacar> h0h0h0h00h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h <how-hiGh> Valacar aware of the office? <how-hiGh> this is joke from tv show

<Wan> Would you save cp under the name child_pr0n.tar.gz? <Naypam> I don't use gzip pls <Naypam> would be .xz <Wan> No, with you it's .tar.d

<Bad> I'm actually laughing out loud at my own link so hard that I have a small nosebleed now <Bad> fuck this

<Bad> Honey nuts and cream fagots <Bad> That is actually what I prepared <Bad> Without noticing how wrong it sounds in engilsh

<Raziel> that feeling when you're proud of your shit <Raziel> didn't have to wipe a lot, didn't smell awful, they were all lying in an orderly fashion in the toilet bowl <Raziel> almost felt like taking a picture

<how-hiGh> I think I just found anti-fap cure <moop> anti-fap? <moop> what's anti-fap <how-hiGh> okay fap cure <how-hiGh> when you are really horny and can't control yourself anymore <moop> ye <moop> what's the cure <how-hiGh> you already went to the porn site, but the trick is to search for gay porn. It will kill your boner very fast <how-hiGh> already tested several times, always work <how-hiGh> however those things cannot be unseen <moop> this how-hiGh <how-hiGh> but we're grown men, reight?

<Bad> I grew up in the gay area of Paris

<Raziel> no need to refactor __bot__ or qdb luckily <Raziel> it's already perfect.

<Steele> ooh i just thought of a meme <moop> was it a nice meme <Steele> v good meme <Steele> i am an independent nation state <Steele> and i don't need no bloc <Steele> something

<Wan> O shit waddup it's autistic season in Paris <Wan> Err <Wan> Touristic

<Steelio> psycho holiday keeps spamming me <Steelio> he's so fuckin annoying <moopie> where yo uknow psycho from <Steelio> i added him cause i recognized him from redditeu <Steelio> he's annoying

<Wan> There's a Lemon curve ad right in front of me <Wan> Train in 4 minutes <Wan> Naypam would probably masturbate while waiting <Wan> And yet I'm here, staring blankly at a lingerie ad because of a FUCKING PUN BASED ON A GORILLA FACE ON A KEY

<Garner> le Raziel <Garner> wyd <Raziel> wyd <Garner> means what you doing <Garner> nab <Raziel> ah <Raziel> cleaning up jira issues <Raziel> working on documentation <Garner> loooooooool <Garner> LOOOOOL <Raziel> responding to questions <Garner> Mfw Raziel is QA <Bad> tab to channel <Bad> see last phrase <Bad> +Raziel: Cleaning up tissues <Bad> thought that sounded normal <Bad> then re-read

<how-hiGh> can someone explain <how-hiGh> what is this fucking feeling when you point your shower rays right into your butthole <how-hiGh> it's kinda makes the butthole contract <Garner> !qdb stretch <__bot__> https://qdb.lutro.me/78 - <ad13> I love that feeling of realising "urgh, this is going to hurt like fuck", then it gets over the threshold and you're just like me gusta <Bad> I don't. <nonpc> Yeah <nonpc> I LOVE pooping <nonpc> Like <nonpc> that stretching stretchy stretch <nonpc> oh yeah <Naypam> idk if they have it in how-hiGh <Naypam> but that feeling is called pleasure <Naypam> being ass raped by russia 24/7 for decades maybe brings back bad memories tho

<Naypam> I are confus <Naypam> why is ansible finding files in the glob that don't exist <Raziel> you're running it on the wrong server!! <Raziel> rip your devops career <Naypam> I am not! <Naypam> and it's running on both hypervisors anyway <Naypam> somehow on both of them finding a file that's not there <Naypam> ahhhhh <Naypam> my life <Naypam> fuck you ansible <Naypam> wtb chef/salt/slaughter <Bad> Scots 'Sheldon Cooper' admits inability to use ansible during Raziel sting <Bad> btw Naypam when you figure out the problem tell us <Bad> I'm curious <Bad> Might learn something from it <Naypam> oh wait no Raziel is correct <Naypam> my bad <Naypam> was on my local computer * Naypam facedesk <Naypam> https://github.com/ansible/ansible/issues/10115#issuecomment-71756883

<Wan> My keyboard wanted to autocomplete welcome to the cum zone

<Naypam> damn my life has improved so much since configuring dnsmasq

<how-hiGh> attention please <how-hiGh> An old man took his phone to a repair shop, they said nothing was wrong with it. <how-hiGh> He then responds "then why don't my kids ever call me?" As he looked down and walked away slowly... <Naypam> how-hiGh: why did the chicken cross the road? <Naypam> to get away from you <how-hiGh> :/

<moop> 11:13 <Bad> Reached 3+ years uptime on a Vista machine <moop> this is a lie <Bad> moop I have ThArGos as a witness :D <Bad> He was trying to kill it any way he could <moop> when windows loves to randomly restart itself because of updates <Bad> I have updates disabled <Bad> Always had <moop> then you had viruses Bad <Bad> I don't download or install retarded shit <moop> >says doesn't download retarded shit <moop> >downloaded all of under the dome

<Bad> Naypam my penis is glued to my body it can't even breathe

<moop> i dont mean to offend u Bad <moop> but are you michael

<moop> well i started playing after everyone quit <moop> and my sound bugged out for some reason <moop> audio was completely reversed <moop> like, right sounds were coming from left speaker and etc <moop> googled a bit, found people with the same problem on bnet forums <moop> wrote a reply and continued playing <moop> suddenly i realize i put the headphones on the wrong side <moop> rip my life <moop> deleted my comments in shame

Scots 'Sheldon Cooper' admits dealing drugs for bitcoin after FBI sting Compared by law enforcement sources to the scientific genius Sheldon Cooper of hit US comedy The Big Bang Theory, Naypam had some of the most sophisticated computer systems ever seen by Scottish police. They included customised keyboard with no markings. A file called druggers.txt with details of 23 names and addresses was discovered on his computer equipment. Four persons named on the list admitted purchasing Diazepam from Naypam using the website.

<moop> Valacar: gonna watch versaiiles <moop> what do i need to expect <moop> Valacar: where them boobies are <moop> i see the boobies <moop> there are boobies <moop> out of boobies <moop> i require additional boobies <moop> i'm confused, it looks cool so far <Valacar> yea boobies are real in that <Valacar> but dear god the plot <Valacar> and the editing <Valacar> its like beyond fucked up <Valacar> and the writing <Valacar> its bad on every possible level <moop> eh <moop> ep1 wasn't that bad <moop> like <moop> it's ok <Valacar> yea ep1 wasn't that bad <Valacar> tho the telenovela vibe was stronk <moop> never seen telenovelas <moop> so idk <Valacar> but pay attention to that lucas barres guy and his sunglasses <Valacar> also music ques are quite interesting <moop> Valacar: didn't know there were sunglasses during that period <Valacar> oh wait what <Valacar> moop you are watching a different show <moop> versailles <Bad> lol????????????????????? <moop> isn't that what you're watching <Bad> moop are you actually that stupid <moop> maybe <Bad> I can't fathom that you are serious <Bad> this is a joke <Bad> you're not this dumb right? <Bad> moop: the show is Marseille <moop> oh i see my confusion <Valacar> :DDDDDDDD <Bad> ... <Bad> I'll just go to bed before I type something really hurtful <Bad> good night <moop> lets see this marseille <gojira> lmao <moop> if you think about it both are french dramas about politics <moop> with nice boobies

<Bad> I thought Captain America was like 1h too long <Bad> But many scenes in this trailer aren't even in the movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbayiPxkUMM <Bad> Clearly it was even longer in first cut <Bad> Oh wait that's not the same captain america

<gojira> nimbus <gojira> (other types of cloud) <gojira> i only know nimbus <Naypam> straterata <Naypam> or something <Naypam> stratera? <Naypam> idk <Raziel> and something that sounds like columbus but not quite <Raziel> why do they all end in -bus <Naypam> to distinguish them from planes

<Bad> He was laughing because he couldn't reach the balls <Bad> So he had to suck harder <Bad> And it made him laughk <Bad> Just then he looks up and sees me taking a picture of him sucking the balls as hard as possible <Bad> So he was probably thinking « eh » <moop> The balls were good tho

<Raziel> I still want to know what the racist thing moop said was <Bad> dunno ask Garner <Bad> something about ding dong ching chong <gojira> Raziel: he asked if it was a national holiday in .nl on hitlers birthday <gojira> ...

<+how-hiGh> why no one talks with me

<Bad> So moop how was the museum without prepurchasing ticket? <Bad> Did you get denied entry? <moop> Bad I think I bought a ticket for a year <moop> Or something <Bad> ..

<moop> Lol <moop> This museum is hugo <moop> Dunno how to get out halp <moop> Looking for a way out for the last 30 min <Bad> rofl <moop> Also the weed doesn't help <Bad> you barely entered the museum <Bad> already trying to go out <moop> Not trying to get out <moop> Just curious where out is [ 4 hours later ] <moop> Bad pls I'm dying Diego <moop> Here <Bad> rip Diego <Raziel> ah man <Raziel> if only we were there with you <Bad> moop are you outside? <Bad> or in hotel? <moop> Still in museum <Bad> ROFL

<moop> hmm Bad you think i should prepurchase ams museum tickets?

<+Raziel> seriously antiviruses have more security holes than actual viruses

<Raziel> didn't know you were such a homophobe! <Bad> Raziel I'm so homophobic I got redditeu rid of Naypam

<Bad> Also I am getting married in 3 days <moop> to who <moop> to whom <Bad> That nurse girl with the robots <Bad> Maru <Bad> I gifted her a cauliflower on her birthday and she was like OMG BEST GIFT EVER and it gave me +3 hearts at once <Bad> So I was like eh almost 10 hearts might aswell marry <Raziel> just like real life <Bad> ye Raziel

<Raziel> custom made frameworks are the worst <Raziel> except the one I made, of course.

<ad13> gojira is a french heavy metal band named after the japanese stem for godzilla <ad13> i just though he really liked JIRA

<Raziel> hey Bad what's the best french black metal band? <Bad> Broooooooo you don't know how much french bands suck, there are very few decent ones <Bad> Let me think for a second <Raziel> wrong <Raziel> it's burzum <Bad> rofl

<fabe> exerything need c, to this day it still the only truely cross platform language

<Bad> gojira: https://www.quora.com/I-mastered-coding-when-I-was-10-and-Im-currently-making-my-own-operating-system-Im-currently-15-years-old-How-do-I-make-myself-appeal-to-people <gojira> Yes there is no answer there? <Bad> Indeed <Bad> Is just that it's funny to read I mastered coding when I was 10 and I'm currently making my own operating system. I'm currently 15 years old. How do I make myself appeal to people? <Raziel> I mastered seduction when I was 10 and I'm currently waiting for the perfect mate. I'm currently 26 years old. How do I make myself appeal to people?

<Garner> mfw i now have a huge whiteboard at home <Bad> knowing you it's probably a brownboard but you insist it's white

<Juno> why not just all speak english <Juno> like most intelligent people * Steele has joined #redditeu <Steele> sup

<how-hiGh> how come I don't know your penises size so far?

<Wan> France emergency state is getting out of hand <Wan> Even white people have their bags checked

<Raziel> haven't had girl problems in 7 years bro <Steele> or a girlfriend

<Raziel> Bad will accept anyone who looks up to him as a friend, and how-hiGh will look up to anyone who claims to have a lot of sex with women

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