<pitastrudl> im also mad at someone, he had like 3 months to finish his thesis, and he did almost nothing, only started now
<pitastrudl> thats me btw
<fredosan> ROFL OUTSIDE OF IT
<fredosan> wait wrong window
<Bad> wc3 story
<Bad> When I installed wc3 I couldn't believe how pretty it was
<Bad> Invited a friend over to see
<Bad> Cinematic starts
<Bad> Campaign mission where Jaina arrives
<Bad> HI MY NAME IS JAINA PROUDMORE
<Bad> Then the game gets stuck for some reason and it just loops
<Bad> JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE
<Bad> Shamed me
<Bad> Fuck wc3
<moop> is no nut november an actual thing
<moop> wtf
<Raziel> yeah moop wanna join in?
<moop> lol no
<Raziel> loser
<Bad> yo guys
<Bad> joke
<Bad> ionut november
<Bad> remember when kage was nofap, this joke has like 2 layers
<Raziel> mild heh
<Bad> ionut ionut
<Bad> yes fappa
<Bad> touching your dick
<Bad> no fappa
<Bad> doing nofap november
<Bad> yes fappa
<Bad> I will rape you
<Bad> ha ha ha
<Bad> this is why I'm not allowed to be near kids or memes btw
<fredosan> penis size matters
<fredosan> sorry
<Phixion> im fine
<Phixion> I measured
<fredosan> at work?
<fredosan> nice
<Phixion> pro of being alone in the office
<fredosan> no cctv?
<Phixion> nope
<fredosan> nice
<Phixion> would break ashitton of laws iirc
<Phixion> having cctv that is
<fredosan> ;-)
<Phixion> dick out is fine
<fredosan> they won’t see
<fredosan> it’s ok
<Trucy> What stuff?
<Raziel> fredosan: why what
<fredosan> <Raziel> fredosan: why what
<fredosan> ????????
<Raziel> nvm
<Raziel> 20:57 <fredosan> why easier
<Raziel> thought you garner'd my nick
<fredosan> <Trucy> I get the easier part of the deal
<fredosan> <fredosan> why easier
<Raziel> dude gimme a break I can't read more than 1 line at the time
<Raziel> COKE ON
<gar> why am i listening to chris brown
<Bad> gar: you are autistic
<gar> yeah
<gar> it's so shit
<gar> but it's playing
<gar> and i cba removing
<gar> actually it's ok ish
<Bad> They say every moop has a birthmark
<Bad> If you had to get naked with someone to check
<Bad> Who would you pick
<moop> tourettes girl
<Bad> on redditeu I meant
<Bad> loser
<moop> oh
<moop> hmm
<moop> i assume you mean male
<Bad> Obviously
<moop> i assume you want me to say you cuz that's the gayest question i have been asked in my life
<gar> 매 ㄱ먀닏
<gar> so raziel *
<moop> Fookin Pedro police
<Phixion> bswf
<Phixion> n
<Phixion> fw
<Phixion> s
<Phixion> ...
<fgarnier> omg bad
<fgarnier> the autistic rat
<fgarnier> what happened to him
<Bad> autistic ra
<Bad> what
<fgarnier> fatboy sljm
<fgarnier> or whatever his name idk
<Bad> the fuck
<fgarnier> the autistic rat
<fgarnier> with the piano
<Bad> what is wrong with you
<fgarnier> omfg ill search myelf
<fgarnier> they are in space
<fgarnier> and sing sometimed
<Bad> wtf
<Bad> OH
<Bad> Ratboy genius
<Bad> so playing d2 without glasses and I'm tired
<Bad> wtfed when I dropped a legendary kike shield
<Bad> was a kite shield
<moop> imagine gay porn but with burritos instead of dicks
<Raziel> erm
<moop> ikr
<moop> what was i thinking sharing that
<moop> in my defense i was browsing /r/gay_irl
<Raziel> as you do
<Valacar> why tho
<moop> i was in the bathroom
<Raziel> you joke but I bet at least once I kept myself awake thinking about how stupid bitcoin is
<Phixion> i used to lift my schoolbooks with my boner
<Phixion> u know when you lean them against the table on your crotch
<Phixion> gr8 training
<Bad> ok story
<Bad> when I was a teen I went to a pharmacy and asked the pharmacist
<Bad> « [censored] size condoms please »
<Bad> he looked at me and told me
<Bad> uhm ok buddy, you just pick them up in the shop
<Bad> and ring them at the register
<Bad> I never went to that pharmacy again
<Valacar> heil hitler
<Bruce> Raziel: did you ever used cloudformation ?
<moop> Is this a fart joke Bruce
<Raziel> I never really thought about it but I guess young me did start to think about determinism and utilitarianism and crap mostly because of the matrix sequels
<moop> Raziel: you removed [editor's note: raziel identifies as male] :(
<Raziel> I identify as a white cis male
<Raziel> not just a male
<Raziel> get your pronouns right
<moop> pls you identify as an emotionless python script
<Raziel> please python is filled with emotion
<Valacar> do we really need to hear Raziel's masturbation stories 0o
<Bad> So Raziel what's with all the places called -plein in .nl
<Raziel> it means square
<Bad> OMG
<Bad> DID YOU JUST FUCKING
<Bad> MANSPLEIN DUTCH TO ME
<moop> i started playing that shit katnip game but then i remembered something important
<moop> i'm in the middle of a movie
<Bad> jesus christ moop
<moop> wait nvm first 15 min
<moop> Bad: i've been stuck on the same timestamp on the last the hobbit movie
<moop> for, like, a month now
<moop> if not more
<Valacar> hmh
<Valacar> all masters thesises (?) here are by default public
<Valacar> whats the plural form of thesis
<gojira> papers
<gojira> theses
<Valacar> theses
<moop> Valacar: plural of thesis is these
<moop> these nuts
<Valacar> i would not want to eat breakfast from his bum
<Bad> Aurélie is ultra mad at me
<Bad> Apparently she went to bed around 3am
<Bad> I was in the middle of the bed so she tried to push me to the side
<Bad> And then apparently as I was being pushed I let out the longest loudest and smelliest fart she'd ever heard in her life
<Bad> And she had to open the windows and leave the bedroom for 10 minutes
<Bad> Now she's mad
<Raziel> lmao was wondering why this one command wasn't doing anything
<Raziel> I was running it with --dry-run and didn't notice
<Raziel> smh
<Bad> ayy Raziel with the subtle sex jokes
<Bad> omg no
<Bad> new gmail has this thing on the left side
<Bad> if you click « more »
<Bad> you see your archived google chats
<Bad> There's conversations with my gf of 2006....
<Bad> cringe overload
<Bad> me: <3 :) :D :p ^_^
<Bad> Angela: stop your friggin smilies.P
<Bad> smh
<Bad> wtf I was such a poet
<Bad> me: there's a beautiful thing about sadness just like there's a beauty in happiness, as long as it's not sadness caused by an immovable event (a death, a breakup, etc.)
<moop> VAGIN: vary anxious inhale (for a) nibba
<moop> wait is diarrhea medicine causes diarrhea or stops diarrhea
<Bad> yeee antisemitism
<Raziel> sigh
<Raziel> mfw making a pull request to jenkins
<Valacar> its not like you can get pregnant 0o
<Valacar> #toptierkeks
<Raziel> you sure are wise
<moop> i am wise beyond my years that is true
<moop> hehe
<Valacar> wouldn't that mean that you are stupid within your ears
<Valacar> no wait years...
<Valacar> fml
<Valacar> carry on nothing to see here
<Raziel> I've ran into a thread of hilarious anime clips
<Intee> She [Intee's girlfriend] is dirty talking about Bad... I shit you not... Laying on my bed, getting naked saying, "If he had ladders that lead to books I'd climb him, oh I'd climb him" Fucking QUOTE.
<ad13> get on tinder
<ad13> ehh... mumble
<ad13> I once asked a drunk edinburgh compsci student if she wanted to make my buffer overflow
<Raziel> personally I'm a pedophile in the meaning of being afraid of walking
<Raziel> https://i.redd.it/a1rzemotstd11.jpg me irl for real
<Bad> Opening up is real nice though
<Bad> You should try some time
<Bad> just gotta be the right people
<moop> reminds me of the time i realized i have a case of diarrhea 10 minutes into a 1h bus ride
<moop> wasn't fun
<Raziel> removing duplicates from porn pic collections is NOT trivial!
<Phixion> fdupes
<Bad> Not if you sort/tag them Raziel :)
<Raziel> 99% of duplicates are different jpeg quality, slight crops, white balance changes...
<Bad> Then it becomes obvious where the dups are
<Bad> Since they have the same tags
<Bad> Or are in the same folder
<Raziel> wtf tags
<Raziel> what would I tag by
<Raziel> blonde, brunette, ginger?
<Bad> Yeah literally anything
<Raziel> with face, without face
<moop> imagine his tags
<Raziel> fuck
<Raziel> that
<Bad> lmao without face I laughed
<Bad> IT HAS A FACE
<Bad> BUT UH NO PUSSY
<Bad> WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<Raziel> fucking lol'd
<moop> so weird having a boner during a sad emotional scene in a tvshow 🤔
<moop> i just masturbated myself 5 times
<moop> in a row
<moop> didn't you take english lessons?
<how-hiGh> well i attended free english clubs that mormons ran back in the day
<how-hiGh> lol
<moop> ...mormons
<how-hiGh> they asked us to hold each other hands and sing songs to praise the Lord
<how-hiGh> are you raised on a farm bad?
<Bad> No but my sister owns a farm
<how-hiGh> cause you sure know how to rise my cock
<moop> holy fuck
<moop> i can't order me food
<moop> the whole site is double-visioned
<Raziel> do you know what's happening to your eyes as it's getting better again?
<Raziel> like are parts of the eyeball healing or what
<moop> yeah exactly
<moop> lazors cut everything out so it takes time to revive
<moop> like, everything between the lazor and the part it needs to fix
<Raziel> cool that it heals by itself
<Bad> >heals by itself
<Bad> lol Raziel
<Bad> You really think that's how it works
<Bad> Read up on judaism
<moop> you joke but there are techniques on how to regrow your foreskin
<moop> it's like stretching your earlobes but instead you do that with the penis flesh
<gojira> ok so
<gojira> want to know how retarded i am?
<Bad> Oh nice, you're alive
<gojira> i've never failed this hard in my life
<gojira> yea
<gojira> my operation is the 18th
<gojira> not the 16th
<gojira> ......
<Raziel> LOL
<Bad> lmao
<Bad> good one
<gojira> they had to prescribe me extra meds
<gojira> because i had already taken them all
<gojira> and not eaten for 24 hours
<gojira> etc
<gojira> MOTHERFUCKER
<Bad> the next person to type a line after this one is a MASSIVE tier 1 faggot who dreams of licking Raziel's arse
<moop> oh oof wrote everything in the address bar accidentalyl
<ad13> went an adventure, got carried away
<ad13> scottish border towns are beautiful
<ad13> also my bum hurts
<Bad> Oh. http://start-irc-bullying.eu/ [nsfw]
<Bad> Well.
<Raziel> ROFL
<Bad> That certainly is a website.
<Bad> sup Raziel
<Bad> translate ty
<moop> ty = thank you