<moop> https://gfycat.com/gifs/detail/AllOptimisticFlamingo
<Bad> fuck is this moop
<moop> who knows
<ad13> man if I had a coworker like this guy
<ad13> he'd get fired so quick :D
<Bad> wut
<moop> why would he get fired
<moop> or like
<moop> he gets mad pretty quick
<ad13> I'm catching up on mr. robot
<ad13> the co-worker that keeps being a bro
<ad13> my boss is super feminist and hates guys like that:D
<moop> oh u
<ad13> just logged in to my email at work
<ad13> some guy has accidentally replied to his manager-level "Bottom performing employees" email
<ad13> and sent it to the all-employees internal mailing list
<Bad> Fuck
<Bad> Didn't shake last drip properly
<Bad> And I'm wearing jogging trousers
<Bad> Both my legs are basically made of pee right now
<Bad> Worst feeling
<Naypam> > "[u'239.423.245.50']
<Naypam> 🤔
<Bad> Indeed Naypam
<Bad> My story is about I pee
<Naypam> 1p < 2p
<Bad> Raziel > me ?
<Naypam> tho 5p < all
<Naypam> those shitty small 5p coins
<Naypam> all coins should be gigantic
<Phixion> yeah like megabytecoin
<Phixion> you gotta have a massive last drop Bad
<Bad> Phixion: I was in a hurry
<Bad> Regrets are made
<Phixion> rush back to irc?
<Phixion> missed a hilight?
<ad13> tomorrow i test drive a tesla model s
<ad13> :o
<moop> why, they need a dummy?
<moop> ayyy
<moop> you walked right into that
⇐ ad13 quit: Leaving
<Bad> moop: The Night Before (2015)
<Bad> You might enjoy that movie
<Bad> Just don't get fooled by the boring beginning
<Bad> Also moop it has jokes about judaism
<Bad> In a good way
<Bad> So you pretty much must watch it now
<moop> it's in dl
<moop> wait nvm
<moop> accidentally was downloading the nightmare before christmas
<ad13> it's like... 1945 on a friday night, and someone put something through my door
[ 5 minutes later ]
<gojira> can we please get clarity
<gojira> what did they put through your door ad13
<ad13> i've not had a look yet
[ 15 minutes later ]
<ad13> sorry, was distracted
<ad13> it's the yellow pages
<moop> wait
<moop> hold up
<moop> my name is a lie
<moop> Anton, mythological son of Hercules created by Mark Antony, and from whom he claimed descent
<Raziel> lol
<Bad> lmao
<Bad> helllll no nigga
<Bad> Heracles could walk
* Wan set the topic to: The S in intel stands for Security
* Raziel set the topic to: the s in moop stands for sex
<gojira> what's better
<gojira> linux or windows?
<Raziel> windows has an "s" in it
<Raziel> so it's secure
<Raziel> QED
<moop> Bad: so did you meet Raziel? did he arrive?
<Wan> nah he's still stuck in belgium
<moop> dang
<moop> poor belgium
<Wan> are you implying that having Raziel in one's country is a setback for said country?
<moop> oh, belgium is a country?
<moop> i thought it was a blokes name
<garne> gf keeps linking me to ysl stuff
<garne> ok.png
<moop> ysl stuff?
<Valacar> ysl?
<Raziel> ysl?
<garne> ya
<garne> actually want to buy now
<garne> looks nice
<garne> but won't tell her
<Raziel> memes never die
<moop> Even :b:enis isn’t funny anymore
<Bad> 🅱️oob
<moop> 🅱️enis
<ad13> 🅱️ peppers are the worst
<ad13> fuck i deleted the ell when I pasted :(
<ad13> speaking of tinder, piratebay is down and I want some std
<Raziel> in b4 amnesia
<garne> amensia
<garne> amensia
<garne> omfg
<garne> amnesia
<Bad> Just had a once in a lifetime experience
<Bad> Taking a shit during a hiccup
<Bad> It's so funny
<Bad> Every hiccup makes a bit of shit plop down in the water
<Raziel> mad
<Raziel> I've lost my sunglasses
<rian> you seem to lose a lot of things when you drink
<rian> gloves, sunglasses
<rian> what else?
<Valacar> decency
<Bad> Hm I wonder how rich the guy who created Akamai is
<Bad> >died in 9/11
<Bad> lol
<rian> who wants to bed the nore will show up in a bit
<rian> being all like 'omg i drank too much'
<rian> ?
<moop> pretty sure it'll happen
<Raziel> wew
<Raziel> sup
<Raziel> hello?
<moop> so how dead are you Raziel
<moop> pls respond
<Raziel> not at all
<Raziel> only 3 beers
[... the next day...]
<Raziel> oh lawd
<Raziel> I only had 3 beers but due to no real dinner yesterday I feel hungover anyway
<Raziel> oh no
<Raziel> I forgot to buy butter
<moop> quick, notify the media
<moop> butter shortage localized entirely in your home
<moop> and nobody can see it
<Raziel> frying onions in olive oil just isn't the same
<moop> i thought olive oil isn't made for frying
<Bad> The wild ancestor of the donkey is the African wild ass
<Bad> Asses were first domesticated around 3000 BC
<Bad> Seriously english did you need to call donkeys asses
<Bad> The Muscat or Yemen ass was developed in Arabia. Greeks spread both of these
13:37 <Bad> 1337
13:38 <Raziel> 1337
13:38 <Raziel> NO
<Bad> mfw also tired from late night sup fgarnier bro
<Bad> Except it's because I woke myself up in the middle of the night by farting somehow
<Bad> And couldn't fall back to sleep
<Bad> Failure level high
<Valacar> Phixion gets a "good morning" and all i get is "fuck off Valacar"... i liked the world more when germans were the mortal enemies of france
-!- Valacar has quit [Signed off]
<Bad> moop: what the FUCK is a extuessl
<Bad> For real wtf
<moop> Bad: it's my mail
<Bad> wtf does it mean
<moop> wanted to get anton but it was taken
<Raziel> anton is taken? dammit
<Raziel> extuessl next best option
<Raziel> ??????????
<moop> tbh the real story behind extuessl is it was the kaptcha that i got after trying like 20 different account names
<moop> was like eh fuck it
<moop> tbh all my tries were anton0-19
<moop> 10:03 <Bad> Tbh the saddest thing is he outlived Naypam. He really seemed to want to see tb die. For petty reasons.
<moop> haha thought about it too
<moop> you don't add TRANSFORMERS in the title
<moop> and don't mention TRANSFORMERS
<moop> and pretend it's just a cute robot
<moop> like that robot that got hit by lightning and became alive
<moop> or the giant robot
<moop> or ET
<Bad> Walking after 30m running on a treadmill
<Bad> Walked into a wall
<Bad> Hurt my dick
<Bad> Sigh
<moop> 16:54 <Bad> Hmmm this hotel looks nice but it's in Lampedusa
<moop> lampedusa is a funny name
<moop> lumped usa
<moop> lampy dusa
<Valacar> it is always interesting to get some insight on how the wonderous mind of moop work
<fgarnier_> anyway need to go out before ida arrives
<fgarnier_> buy some flower, and other surprise shit
<fgarnier_> like ice cream etc
<Raziel> do surprise shit in toilet pls
<fgarnier_> what is surprise shit in toilet
<Raziel> surprise shit belongs in the toilet
<fgarnier_> it’s ok i don’t need to shit
<Raziel> that's what you think
<Raziel> that's why it's surpise shit
[ 10 minutes later ]
<fgarnier_> FUCK YOU raziel
<fgarnier_> i have to shit. how did you predict this
<Raziel> surprise shit :)))
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<mooper> sorry i kept fucking up
<moop> fuck i hate eye checkups
<moop> they put these drops that make your shit wider
<Valacar> eye drops makes your shit wider?
<Valacar> i don't think you applying it correctly tbh
<Valacar> you are*
<Bad> Oh. http://start-irc-bullying.eu/ [nsfw]
<Bad> Well.
<Raziel> ROFL
<Bad> That certainly is a website.
<Bad> sup Raziel
<Bad> translate ty
<moop> ty = thank you
<ad13> went an adventure, got carried away
<ad13> scottish border towns are beautiful
<ad13> also my bum hurts
<Bad> the next person to type a line after this one is a MASSIVE tier 1 faggot who dreams of licking Raziel's arse
<moop> oh oof wrote everything in the address bar accidentalyl
<gojira> ok so
<gojira> want to know how retarded i am?
<Bad> Oh nice, you're alive
<gojira> i've never failed this hard in my life
<gojira> yea
<gojira> my operation is the 18th
<gojira> not the 16th
<gojira> ......
<Raziel> LOL
<Bad> lmao
<Bad> good one
<gojira> they had to prescribe me extra meds
<gojira> because i had already taken them all
<gojira> and not eaten for 24 hours
<gojira> etc
<gojira> MOTHERFUCKER
<Raziel> do you know what's happening to your eyes as it's getting better again?
<Raziel> like are parts of the eyeball healing or what
<moop> yeah exactly
<moop> lazors cut everything out so it takes time to revive
<moop> like, everything between the lazor and the part it needs to fix
<Raziel> cool that it heals by itself
<Bad> >heals by itself
<Bad> lol Raziel
<Bad> You really think that's how it works
<Bad> Read up on judaism
<moop> you joke but there are techniques on how to regrow your foreskin
<moop> it's like stretching your earlobes but instead you do that with the penis flesh
<moop> holy fuck
<moop> i can't order me food
<moop> the whole site is double-visioned
<how-hiGh> are you raised on a farm bad?
<Bad> No but my sister owns a farm
<how-hiGh> cause you sure know how to rise my cock
<moop> didn't you take english lessons?
<how-hiGh> well i attended free english clubs that mormons ran back in the day
<how-hiGh> lol
<moop> ...mormons
<how-hiGh> they asked us to hold each other hands and sing songs to praise the Lord
<moop> i just masturbated myself 5 times
<moop> in a row
<moop> so weird having a boner during a sad emotional scene in a tvshow 🤔
<Raziel> removing duplicates from porn pic collections is NOT trivial!
<Phixion> fdupes
<Bad> Not if you sort/tag them Raziel :)
<Raziel> 99% of duplicates are different jpeg quality, slight crops, white balance changes...
<Bad> Then it becomes obvious where the dups are
<Bad> Since they have the same tags
<Bad> Or are in the same folder
<Raziel> wtf tags
<Raziel> what would I tag by
<Raziel> blonde, brunette, ginger?
<Bad> Yeah literally anything
<Raziel> with face, without face
<moop> imagine his tags
<Raziel> fuck
<Raziel> that
<Bad> lmao without face I laughed
<Bad> IT HAS A FACE
<Bad> BUT UH NO PUSSY
<Bad> WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<Raziel> fucking lol'd
<Raziel> https://i.redd.it/a1rzemotstd11.jpg me irl for real
<Bad> Opening up is real nice though
<Bad> You should try some time
<Bad> just gotta be the right people
<moop> reminds me of the time i realized i have a case of diarrhea 10 minutes into a 1h bus ride
<moop> wasn't fun
<Raziel> personally I'm a pedophile in the meaning of being afraid of walking
<ad13> I once asked a drunk edinburgh compsci student if she wanted to make my buffer overflow
<ad13> get on tinder
<ad13> ehh... mumble
<Intee> She [Intee's girlfriend] is dirty talking about Bad... I shit you not... Laying on my bed, getting naked saying, "If he had ladders that lead to books I'd climb him, oh I'd climb him" Fucking QUOTE.
<Raziel> I've ran into a thread of hilarious anime clips
<Raziel> you sure are wise
<moop> i am wise beyond my years that is true
<moop> hehe
<Valacar> wouldn't that mean that you are stupid within your ears
<Valacar> no wait years...
<Valacar> fml
<Valacar> carry on nothing to see here
<Raziel> sigh
<Raziel> mfw making a pull request to jenkins
<Valacar> its not like you can get pregnant 0o
<Valacar> #toptierkeks
<Bad> yeee antisemitism