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#685
<moop> https://gfycat.com/gifs/detail/AllOptimisticFlamingo <Bad> fuck is this moop <moop> who knows <ad13> man if I had a coworker like this guy <ad13> he'd get fired so quick :D <Bad> wut <moop> why would he get fired <moop> or like <moop> he gets mad pretty quick <ad13> I'm catching up on mr. robot <ad13> the co-worker that keeps being a bro <ad13> my boss is super feminist and hates guys like that:D <moop> oh u
#686
<ad13> just logged in to my email at work <ad13> some guy has accidentally replied to his manager-level "Bottom performing employees" email <ad13> and sent it to the all-employees internal mailing list
#690
<Bad> Fuck <Bad> Didn't shake last drip properly <Bad> And I'm wearing jogging trousers <Bad> Both my legs are basically made of pee right now <Bad> Worst feeling <Naypam> > "[u'239.423.245.50'] <Naypam> 🤔 <Bad> Indeed Naypam <Bad> My story is about I pee <Naypam> 1p < 2p <Bad> Raziel > me ? <Naypam> tho 5p < all <Naypam> those shitty small 5p coins <Naypam> all coins should be gigantic <Phixion> yeah like megabytecoin <Phixion> you gotta have a massive last drop Bad <Bad> Phixion: I was in a hurry <Bad> Regrets are made <Phixion> rush back to irc? <Phixion> missed a hilight?
#694
<ad13> tomorrow i test drive a tesla model s <ad13> :o <moop> why, they need a dummy? <moop> ayyy <moop> you walked right into that ⇐ ad13 quit: Leaving
#697
<Bad> moop: The Night Before (2015) <Bad> You might enjoy that movie <Bad> Just don't get fooled by the boring beginning <Bad> Also moop it has jokes about judaism <Bad> In a good way <Bad> So you pretty much must watch it now <moop> it's in dl <moop> wait nvm <moop> accidentally was downloading the nightmare before christmas
#699
<ad13> it's like... 1945 on a friday night, and someone put something through my door [ 5 minutes later ] <gojira> can we please get clarity <gojira> what did they put through your door ad13 <ad13> i've not had a look yet [ 15 minutes later ] <ad13> sorry, was distracted <ad13> it's the yellow pages
#701
<moop> wait <moop> hold up <moop> my name is a lie <moop> Anton, mythological son of Hercules created by Mark Antony, and from whom he claimed descent <Raziel> lol <Bad> lmao <Bad> helllll no nigga <Bad> Heracles could walk
#703
* Wan set the topic to: The S in intel stands for Security * Raziel set the topic to: the s in moop stands for sex <gojira> what's better <gojira> linux or windows? <Raziel> windows has an "s" in it <Raziel> so it's secure <Raziel> QED
#705
<moop> Bad: so did you meet Raziel? did he arrive? <Wan> nah he's still stuck in belgium <moop> dang <moop> poor belgium <Wan> are you implying that having Raziel in one's country is a setback for said country? <moop> oh, belgium is a country? <moop> i thought it was a blokes name
#706
<garne> gf keeps linking me to ysl stuff <garne> ok.png <moop> ysl stuff? <Valacar> ysl? <Raziel> ysl? <garne> ya <garne> actually want to buy now <garne> looks nice <garne> but won't tell her
#707
<Raziel> memes never die <moop> Even :b:enis isn’t funny anymore <Bad> 🅱️oob <moop> 🅱️enis <ad13> 🅱️ peppers are the worst <ad13> fuck i deleted the ell when I pasted :(
#708
<ad13> speaking of tinder, piratebay is down and I want some std
#709
<Raziel> in b4 amnesia <garne> amensia <garne> amensia <garne> omfg <garne> amnesia
#713
<Bad> Just had a once in a lifetime experience <Bad> Taking a shit during a hiccup <Bad> It's so funny <Bad> Every hiccup makes a bit of shit plop down in the water
#714
<Raziel> mad <Raziel> I've lost my sunglasses <rian> you seem to lose a lot of things when you drink <rian> gloves, sunglasses <rian> what else? <Valacar> decency
#716
<Bad> Hm I wonder how rich the guy who created Akamai is <Bad> >died in 9/11 <Bad> lol
#720
<rian> who wants to bed the nore will show up in a bit <rian> being all like 'omg i drank too much' <rian> ? <moop> pretty sure it'll happen <Raziel> wew <Raziel> sup <Raziel> hello? <moop> so how dead are you Raziel <moop> pls respond <Raziel> not at all <Raziel> only 3 beers [... the next day...] <Raziel> oh lawd <Raziel> I only had 3 beers but due to no real dinner yesterday I feel hungover anyway
#721
<Raziel> oh no <Raziel> I forgot to buy butter <moop> quick, notify the media <moop> butter shortage localized entirely in your home <moop> and nobody can see it <Raziel> frying onions in olive oil just isn't the same <moop> i thought olive oil isn't made for frying
#722
<Bad> The wild ancestor of the donkey is the African wild ass <Bad> Asses were first domesticated around 3000 BC <Bad> Seriously english did you need to call donkeys asses <Bad> The Muscat or Yemen ass was developed in Arabia. Greeks spread both of these
#723
13:37 <Bad> 1337 13:38 <Raziel> 1337 13:38 <Raziel> NO
#724
<Bad> mfw also tired from late night sup fgarnier bro <Bad> Except it's because I woke myself up in the middle of the night by farting somehow <Bad> And couldn't fall back to sleep <Bad> Failure level high
#727
<Valacar> Phixion gets a "good morning" and all i get is "fuck off Valacar"... i liked the world more when germans were the mortal enemies of france -!- Valacar has quit [Signed off]
#729
<Bad> moop: what the FUCK is a extuessl <Bad> For real wtf <moop> Bad: it's my mail <Bad> wtf does it mean <moop> wanted to get anton but it was taken <Raziel> anton is taken? dammit <Raziel> extuessl next best option <Raziel> ?????????? <moop> tbh the real story behind extuessl is it was the kaptcha that i got after trying like 20 different account names <moop> was like eh fuck it <moop> tbh all my tries were anton0-19
#731
<moop> 10:03 <Bad> Tbh the saddest thing is he outlived Naypam. He really seemed to want to see tb die. For petty reasons. <moop> haha thought about it too
#733
<moop> you don't add TRANSFORMERS in the title <moop> and don't mention TRANSFORMERS <moop> and pretend it's just a cute robot <moop> like that robot that got hit by lightning and became alive <moop> or the giant robot <moop> or ET
#734
<Bad> Walking after 30m running on a treadmill <Bad> Walked into a wall <Bad> Hurt my dick <Bad> Sigh
#737
<moop> 16:54 <Bad> Hmmm this hotel looks nice but it's in Lampedusa <moop> lampedusa is a funny name <moop> lumped usa <moop> lampy dusa <Valacar> it is always interesting to get some insight on how the wonderous mind of moop work
#739
<fgarnier_> anyway need to go out before ida arrives <fgarnier_> buy some flower, and other surprise shit <fgarnier_> like ice cream etc <Raziel> do surprise shit in toilet pls <fgarnier_> what is surprise shit in toilet <Raziel> surprise shit belongs in the toilet <fgarnier_> it’s ok i don’t need to shit <Raziel> that's what you think <Raziel> that's why it's surpise shit [ 10 minutes later ] <fgarnier_> FUCK YOU raziel <fgarnier_> i have to shit. how did you predict this <Raziel> surprise shit :)))
#741
<__bot__> Quote pending approval! https://qdb.lutro.me/738 <__bot__> Quote pending approval! https://qdb.lutro.me/739 <__bot__> Quote pending approval! https://qdb.lutro.me/740 <mooper> sorry i kept fucking up
#742
<moop> fuck i hate eye checkups <moop> they put these drops that make your shit wider <Valacar> eye drops makes your shit wider? <Valacar> i don't think you applying it correctly tbh <Valacar> you are*
#758
<Bad> Oh. http://start-irc-bullying.eu/ [nsfw] <Bad> Well. <Raziel> ROFL <Bad> That certainly is a website. <Bad> sup Raziel <Bad> translate ty <moop> ty = thank you
#759
<ad13> went an adventure, got carried away <ad13> scottish border towns are beautiful <ad13> also my bum hurts
#760
<Bad> the next person to type a line after this one is a MASSIVE tier 1 faggot who dreams of licking Raziel's arse <moop> oh oof wrote everything in the address bar accidentalyl
#761
<gojira> ok so <gojira> want to know how retarded i am? <Bad> Oh nice, you're alive <gojira> i've never failed this hard in my life <gojira> yea <gojira> my operation is the 18th <gojira> not the 16th <gojira> ...... <Raziel> LOL <Bad> lmao <Bad> good one <gojira> they had to prescribe me extra meds <gojira> because i had already taken them all <gojira> and not eaten for 24 hours <gojira> etc <gojira> MOTHERFUCKER
#762
<Raziel> do you know what's happening to your eyes as it's getting better again? <Raziel> like are parts of the eyeball healing or what <moop> yeah exactly <moop> lazors cut everything out so it takes time to revive <moop> like, everything between the lazor and the part it needs to fix <Raziel> cool that it heals by itself <Bad> >heals by itself <Bad> lol Raziel <Bad> You really think that's how it works <Bad> Read up on judaism <moop> you joke but there are techniques on how to regrow your foreskin <moop> it's like stretching your earlobes but instead you do that with the penis flesh
#763
<moop> holy fuck <moop> i can't order me food <moop> the whole site is double-visioned
#766
<how-hiGh> are you raised on a farm bad? <Bad> No but my sister owns a farm <how-hiGh> cause you sure know how to rise my cock
#767
<moop> didn't you take english lessons? <how-hiGh> well i attended free english clubs that mormons ran back in the day <how-hiGh> lol <moop> ...mormons <how-hiGh> they asked us to hold each other hands and sing songs to praise the Lord
#768
<moop> i just masturbated myself 5 times <moop> in a row
#770
<moop> so weird having a boner during a sad emotional scene in a tvshow 🤔
#771
<Raziel> removing duplicates from porn pic collections is NOT trivial! <Phixion> fdupes <Bad> Not if you sort/tag them Raziel :) <Raziel> 99% of duplicates are different jpeg quality, slight crops, white balance changes... <Bad> Then it becomes obvious where the dups are <Bad> Since they have the same tags <Bad> Or are in the same folder <Raziel> wtf tags <Raziel> what would I tag by <Raziel> blonde, brunette, ginger? <Bad> Yeah literally anything <Raziel> with face, without face <moop> imagine his tags <Raziel> fuck <Raziel> that <Bad> lmao without face I laughed <Bad> IT HAS A FACE <Bad> BUT UH NO PUSSY <Bad> WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA <Raziel> fucking lol'd
#772
<Raziel> https://i.redd.it/a1rzemotstd11.jpg me irl for real <Bad> Opening up is real nice though <Bad> You should try some time <Bad> just gotta be the right people <moop> reminds me of the time i realized i have a case of diarrhea 10 minutes into a 1h bus ride <moop> wasn't fun
#774
<Raziel> personally I'm a pedophile in the meaning of being afraid of walking
#775
<ad13> I once asked a drunk edinburgh compsci student if she wanted to make my buffer overflow
#778
<ad13> get on tinder <ad13> ehh... mumble
#779
<Intee> She [Intee's girlfriend] is dirty talking about Bad... I shit you not... Laying on my bed, getting naked saying, "If he had ladders that lead to books I'd climb him, oh I'd climb him" Fucking QUOTE.
#780
<Raziel> I've ran into a thread of hilarious anime clips
#783
<Raziel> you sure are wise <moop> i am wise beyond my years that is true <moop> hehe <Valacar> wouldn't that mean that you are stupid within your ears <Valacar> no wait years... <Valacar> fml <Valacar> carry on nothing to see here
#785
<Raziel> sigh <Raziel> mfw making a pull request to jenkins <Valacar> its not like you can get pregnant 0o <Valacar> #toptierkeks
#786
<Bad> yeee antisemitism
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