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<how-hiGh> anyone understands body language? <how-hiGh> I found out that pussy of my ex-GF was wet several times when we sat in cafe

<Valacar> i wonder what moon penumbra is <Valacar> oh right i see what it is

<Raziel> my ability to socialise with strangers is fine, it's the people around me that suck

<Bad> yo Raziel <Bad> if you were trying to find where an alcoholic scot collapsed <Bad> where would you look? <+Raziel> erm <+Raziel> anywhere in scotland? <Bad> no <Bad> behind bars <Bad> it's funny because nay is going to jail <Bad> anyway I gave nay a copy of microsoft outlook so he can write mails to us <Bad> however <Bad> it's a TRIAL version

<Bad> This is why I'll never be able to have Raziel as my girlfriend <Bad> Pays no attention to important details <Bad> You even have all I look for in women <Bad> 1) no beard <Raziel> LOL <Bad> end of list <Garner> rofl <Bad> But because you didn't see the fucking tunnel <Bad> It'll never work

<how-hiGh> Bad <how-hiGh> if there was no such thing as SEX, would you even speak to women? <Raziel> Lol <Bad> how-hiGh: why the fuck would I speak to a woman if I'm not trying to touch her boobs <Raziel> This is such a stupid hypothetical question <Bad> Nah more seriously, my closest friends are like 50% men 50% women <Bad> And the good women friends I don't have or try to have sex with :) <how-hiGh> most of women are not funny <how-hiGh> or smart <Raziel> If there was no such thing as sex humanity would not exist <Bad> Most of men are not funny or smart either tbh <how-hiGh> Raziel do not overthink it <Raziel> Same applies to men <Raziel> LOL <how-hiGh> am I smarter/funnier than average woman? srs <Bad> Bro how-hiGh, if there was no such thing as SEX, Raziel's life would be exactly the same, he's not overthinking it

<Bad> FUCK OFF JOROSAR YOU PIECE OF SHIT <Bad> THERE ARE SO MANY CHEESE VARIETIES <Bad> A FRENCH PLAYER IS CHEESING <Bad> AND HE CALLS IT GRUYÈRE <Bad> GRUYÈRE IS SWISS YOU GARBAGE HUMAN BEING <Bad> GET FUCKED

<Juno> wtf <Juno> dont get it <Raziel> don't get what Juno <Bad> it <Bad> learn to read Raziel <Bad> moron <Raziel> the novel? <Raziel> or the film? <Juno> no <Juno> like england vs wales <Juno> gf mad <Garner> why mad <Juno> cos englanmd go for penalty <Juno> i say <Juno> touch to ick go for the try <Juno> she so mad <Juno> won;'t talkwtf <Garner> rofl <moop> >people who take sports too seriously <Garner> standard girl <moop> (including esports) <Bad> bro moop it's not about sports <Bad> it's about being a girl <Bad> and mood swings <Juno> .ye so <Juno> she in MY bed <Juno> sulking <Garner> ROFL <Bad> well Juno <Bad> kick her out of your bed <Juno> imon pc researching rugby union rules <Juno> wtf <Raziel> hahaha <Juno> I'M FUCKING RIGHT <Juno> I RESEARCHED IT <Juno> kick to touch go for try would've won if they did it <Juno> i played this shit as a kid <Juno> gg still right still wrongno sex for 2 weeks still staying here 2 weeks no rent <Juno> won't even talk to me

<how-hiGh> give a man a meme and you entertain him for a day; teach a man to join #redditeu and you entertain him for a lifetime...

<Garner> mfw haven't fapped in two weeks <Garner> forgot

<Raziel> Valacar- how do I fix git clone freezing <Valacar> well obviously you need to django your pyhton into the node in a unix fashion

<FredG> actually I was creeped out when I was told my dick is big for my size <FredG> wasn't even a girl, just a guy keeping in while I was having a piss <FredG> was legit scared for my life

<FredG> I'm like a pig at work <FredG> with crisps chocolate and coca cola <moop> in before fat <moop> FredG: is everything free tho? <FredG> yes <Raziel> that's disgusting FredG <Raziel> get free water and fruit instead <FredG> no such thing Raziel <FredG> besides im 1kg <FredG> why should I care <Raziel> then ask for it! <Raziel> you should care because sugary food is bad for your focus and concentration long term <FredG> oh <FredG> ok ill call it <FredG> or whatever <FredG> dunno anyone except them <Raziel> rofl [ the next day ... ] <FredG> are you assassin <FredG> symaskin <Raziel> SYMASKIN <FredG> symaskinen <FredG> FUXK <FredG> sysadmin <Raziel> FredG are you a symaskin? <FredG> no <FredG> I call IT för that <FredG> even called for fruits... <FredG> he was mad <Raziel> rofl <Raziel> I didn't think you were serious <Raziel> hahaha <FredG> :D <Raziel> actually lol'd <moop> FredG: how did that talk even go? <moop> "hello IT i need fruits" <FredG> no <moop> "hi, i have a problem. there are no fruits" <FredG> he said hi that's Adrian from IT, how can I help you fred <FredG> I said where do I find fruits <FredG> he said just go to the 2nd floor in the canteen <FredG> then was like <FredG> IS THAT ALL <FredG> I said yes, he hung up <FredG> was mad

<FredG> my setup works just fine <FredG> just lost my index.html file

<dux0r> Raziels idea of a better day is going home and coding an SC2 ranking algorythm plugin for WordPress

<Bad> I am probably a multiple time cuckold IВ don't give a single shit hahahahah

<how-hiGh> tfw no appartments to smash a girl <how-hiGh> Bad what to do <Bad> car <how-hiGh> no car <Bad> club toilet <Bad> hotel room <how-hiGh> well club toilet is overly slutty thing, isn't it?! <Bad> or just get an apartment <how-hiGh> girl with self respect won't do it in toilet <FredG> any girl would <how-hiGh> fuaaaark short on money, but gonna rent it <Bad> can confirm what FredG says <Bad> for some reason, movies and stuff teach us that men are sex obsessed and women are pure or whatever <Bad> but women also like sex you know <Bad> and if they can't have it in an apartment they'll have it in a toilet <Bad> they're just as desperate for it as we are <FredG> ^ <how-hiGh> I don't want to do it in toiler, cuz I'll lose respect for her after it <Bad> rofl <Bad> you really have massive personal problems with women and purity <how-hiGh> I do <Bad> bro <Bad> I currently can not bring back women to my flat <Bad> I split with my ex in march, and she's moving out next week <Bad> so I know your problem with no apartment to smash a girl <Bad> I gave you answers <Bad> car, toilet, hotel <Bad> they all work and don't make it feel like the girl is worse or like you are shit <Bad> there are no other good answers <Bad> you'll have to live with it <how-hiGh> my fav sex positions are horizontal <Bad> when you don't have a flat to smash in, you can't be picky <Bad> hotel room solves that problem though <how-hiGh> yeah but needs money investment <Bad> then you live the life everyone in the world lives between about 13 and 25 years old <Bad> and you do it in a toilet <Bad> having a place to have sex is the main reason why I got myself my own flat super early tbh <how-hiGh> well gonna rent appartment I think <Bad> Having your own place is only good things, not a single negative <Bad> Worth the money and time you invest in it <how-hiGh> should I rent for 24 hrs or just like 5-6 hrs? <FredG> wat <Bad> wat <how-hiGh> the appartments <how-hiGh> there is option to rent for a full day or just several hrs <Bad> what the fuck am I reading <Bad> you would rent an apartment just to have sex <Bad> get a cheap hotel room <how-hiGh> appartment = 1 room flat <how-hiGh> hotel rooms are more expensive <Bad> wtf is wrong with your country <FredG> lol <Bad> also I laughed at 5-6hrs <Bad> it's for sex <FredG> toilet is better <how-hiGh> appartment I mean 1 room, kitchen, toilet <Bad> rent for 5 minutes <FredG> no such thing as self respect loss or whatever <Bad> I agree with FredG actually <FredG> even the girls who seem innocnet as fuck or pure as you put it enjoy toilet fucks <FredG> or cars <how-hiGh> Bad I don't cum quickly <how-hiGh> I please my woman <Bad> implying all women like when it lasts <how-hiGh> implying all women wait for it to end ASAP? <Bad> all I gotta say <Bad> if you don't cum quickly either you didn't have sex many times in your life <Bad> either you have very poor partners <Bad> either you need to discover foreplay <FredG> lol toilet fuck > 1 minute <FredG> takes like 10 seconds <Bad> wtf 10 seconds FredG <Bad> world record for longest toilet fuck is at 2 seconds <Bad> you're lying <Bad> one time I lasted more than 1 second I was so proud <FredG> rofl <FredG> yeah that w/e <FredG> same thing <FredG> point is, it doesn't last a minute or an hour <how-hiGh> lol @ cumming fast <how-hiGh> just lol <how-hiGh> girl won't beg you for more <Bad> it depends on the girl, how-hiGh <Bad> some girls like long fucks <Bad> others get bored if it lasts too long <Bad> it's almost like every girl is different wow <Bad> who'd have thought <how-hiGh> how can she get bored if she gets numerous orgasms?!!

<how-hiGh> she came to my house to netflix&chill <how-hiGh> and said that she is on her period <Naypam> lol'd <how-hiGh> and I didnt force her to suck my cawk <how-hiGh> we just made out and hugged, my penis was so hard that it hurt <Bad> Vaginal intercourse during period is fine <Bad> Just sayin <how-hiGh> it was so awkward to just lay there and dont know what to do <how-hiGh> so I turned actual movie <how-hiGh> was pretty beta for me not to force suck cawk <moop> fucking jesus man <how-hiGh> I told her that true pirates aren't afraid of red sea <Bad> LOL <how-hiGh> but she didnt understand

<Raziel> also why is my left arm thicker than my right

<FredG> fuck sake <FredG> i was typing a message to someone and meant to say, you didn't have breakfast right? <FredG> I said you didn't have sex right <FredG> wasn't a typo <FredG> I was thinking of redditeu

<Bad`> this is on /r/all as « foodporn » https://i.imgur.com/EdO7v0V.jpg [ 3 hours later ... ] <how-hiGh> Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal <how-hiGh> and I'm being one hundred percent serious. <moop> how-hiGh: what are you on about <how-hiGh> Sorry we dont cook shit that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious <how-hiGh> gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. <how-hiGh> dont eever potst your fuking families poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.

<how-hiGh> tfw caught own reflection in laptop screen and it ruined your day

<Naypam> interesting <Naypam> if you don't have +x on the directory the returned error seems to be that cd isn't a command <Raziel> lol? <Naypam> try this <Raziel> bash: cd: foo: Permission denied <Naypam> sudo mkdir aoeu && sudo chmod 700 aoeu && sudo cd aoeu <Raziel> sudo cd aoeu <Raziel> really? <Naypam> TRY IT

<FredG> OOOIOH CHICKEN MY LITTLE ANGEL YOU GET A BIG STAR FÖR THAT BIG STAR AWWW CHICKEN BIG STAR

<Raziel> omfg what was that <Raziel> my entire irssi froze <Raziel> held down ctrl and pressed random buttons <Raziel> that fixed it. <Raziel> I am so good <gojira> senior developer

<how-hiGh> ad13: did they come together? <ad13> did who come together? <how-hiGh> your buttcheeks after last night <ad13> wat <how-hiGh> joke :-)

<__bot__> [anlutro/qdb] New commit to master by anlutro: add some very basic antispam - https://github.com/anlutro/qdb/commit/3bf54fc22b <FredG> autismpam? <FredG> ah nvm <FredG> read that wrong

<gojira> I can't breathe this is too funny. <gojira> Someone I know. At her teambuilding excercise. <gojira> Had to do on interpretive dance. <gojira> Not alone but with her team. <Naypam> that isn't teambuilding <Naypam> that is hummiliation? <gojira> And they all had to dance to pretend to be parts of their infrastructure. <gojira> Nojoke. <Naypam> how <gojira> She was the NFS. <gojira> lmao

<Naypam> I was given a variant of that to help me sleep and it changed my thought patterns exactly as you say <Naypam> I fucking hated it <Naypam> couldn't handle not being able to think normally <Naypam> didn't take any more after that <Naypam> what was it called, hm <moop> aw <Naypam> might have been citalopram but idk <moop> i think it would be cool to have a completely different think pattern <Naypam> I wanted the doctor to give me benzos <Naypam> well idk how it's affecting Bad, moop, I'm all for different thinking patterns <Naypam> but it was like it shut down my brain <Bad> Naypam: you know what I am experiencing man <Naypam> stopped me thinking <Naypam> made me "slow" <ad13> so what you are saying Naypam <ad13> is you were an upstanding member of society <ad13> then a doctor gave you zoloft <ad13> and now you're facing jail for running a criminal empire?

<Steele> whats up? <Steele> i would like to take this moment to thank Bad <Steele> without whom i would never have realised how minor a form of autism i really had

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<Raziel> Bad will accept anyone who looks up to him as a friend, and how-hiGh will look up to anyone who claims to have a lot of sex with women

<Raziel> haven't had girl problems in 7 years bro <Steele> or a girlfriend

<Wan> France emergency state is getting out of hand <Wan> Even white people have their bags checked

<how-hiGh> how come I don't know your penises size so far?

<Juno> why not just all speak english <Juno> like most intelligent people * Steele has joined #redditeu <Steele> sup

<Garner> mfw i now have a huge whiteboard at home <Bad> knowing you it's probably a brownboard but you insist it's white

<Bad> gojira: https://www.quora.com/I-mastered-coding-when-I-was-10-and-Im-currently-making-my-own-operating-system-Im-currently-15-years-old-How-do-I-make-myself-appeal-to-people <gojira> Yes there is no answer there? <Bad> Indeed <Bad> Is just that it's funny to read I mastered coding when I was 10 and I'm currently making my own operating system. I'm currently 15 years old. How do I make myself appeal to people? <Raziel> I mastered seduction when I was 10 and I'm currently waiting for the perfect mate. I'm currently 26 years old. How do I make myself appeal to people?

<fabe> exerything need c, to this day it still the only truely cross platform language

<Raziel> hey Bad what's the best french black metal band? <Bad> Broooooooo you don't know how much french bands suck, there are very few decent ones <Bad> Let me think for a second <Raziel> wrong <Raziel> it's burzum <Bad> rofl

<ad13> gojira is a french heavy metal band named after the japanese stem for godzilla <ad13> i just though he really liked JIRA

<Raziel> custom made frameworks are the worst <Raziel> except the one I made, of course.

<Bad> Also I am getting married in 3 days <moop> to who <moop> to whom <Bad> That nurse girl with the robots <Bad> Maru <Bad> I gifted her a cauliflower on her birthday and she was like OMG BEST GIFT EVER and it gave me +3 hearts at once <Bad> So I was like eh almost 10 hearts might aswell marry <Raziel> just like real life <Bad> ye Raziel

<Raziel> didn't know you were such a homophobe! <Bad> Raziel I'm so homophobic I got redditeu rid of Naypam

<+Raziel> seriously antiviruses have more security holes than actual viruses

<moop> hmm Bad you think i should prepurchase ams museum tickets?

<moop> Lol <moop> This museum is hugo <moop> Dunno how to get out halp <moop> Looking for a way out for the last 30 min <Bad> rofl <moop> Also the weed doesn't help <Bad> you barely entered the museum <Bad> already trying to go out <moop> Not trying to get out <moop> Just curious where out is [ 4 hours later ] <moop> Bad pls I'm dying Diego <moop> Here <Bad> rip Diego <Raziel> ah man <Raziel> if only we were there with you <Bad> moop are you outside? <Bad> or in hotel? <moop> Still in museum <Bad> ROFL

<Bad> So moop how was the museum without prepurchasing ticket? <Bad> Did you get denied entry? <moop> Bad I think I bought a ticket for a year <moop> Or something <Bad> ..

<+how-hiGh> why no one talks with me

<Raziel> I still want to know what the racist thing moop said was <Bad> dunno ask Garner <Bad> something about ding dong ching chong <gojira> Raziel: he asked if it was a national holiday in .nl on hitlers birthday <gojira> ...