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<Naypam> afk Garner 10/10 <Garner> sup <Naypam> > says pp <Garner> yeah was with postman <Naypam> > doesn't pause <Naypam> > I pause for Garner <Naypam> > says back <Naypam> > unpauses <Naypam> > goes afk

<Raziel> Garner's time estimates are like windows progress bars

<Bad`> Do you have an extra chromosome? <Bad`> Are you mentally deficient? <Bad`> I'm ok with handicapped people, I'd rather just know it so I don't offend you <Bad`> Maybe autism? <InfernalBadger> . <Bad`> It's ok you can tell us <InfernalBadger> Ok, i got the <InfernalBadger> Cant handle fucking morons syndrome <Bad`> Wow I just got rekt <InfernalBadger> And i need to take my medicine <Raziel> how have you not commited suicide? <InfernalBadger> Because i just read this <Bad`> Raziel: Is this how you greet eachother in norway? <Bad`> Seems like a standard greeting <Bad`> Hello neighbors, suicided yet? <Bad`> Nope, depressed but alive, you? <Bad`> I tried yesterday but I'm too beta to do it <Bad`> Norwegian conversation <Bad`> Average.

<moop> aww <moop> can't op myself <moop> oh wait i have op

<Raziel> I'M SO HAPPY THAT MY SERVER IS MANAGED BY SALT! <moop> why not puppet? <Raziel> moop: slow, and ruby <moop> no, salt is written in python <moop> wtf <moop> oh you were talking about puppet

<Garner> that <Garner> fucking update <Garner> hard in the cock <Garner> whoredom rife <Garner> before the update takes fucklong <Garner> brother shall show balls to brother <Garner> wang age dong age spear age sword age <Raziel> what the fuck <Garner> a sword stands up between my hips <Garner> my hidden fleece sends forth its scent of human oil

<Valacar> i love bob xd

<Intergage`> Raziel is a total ladies man.. The fuck Bad`?

<Bad> I love how Naypam calls people prissy <Bad> but he is a fucking flower of the highest order <Bad> you're a flower Naypam <Bad> that's what

<Naypam> I haven't tasted anybody else's cum <Naypam> weird <Naypam> that's the kind of thing I'd like to have said I'd done <Naypam> oh well <Naypam> LIFE SUCKS <Naypam> have made a guy cum tho * Naypam master of pleasure

<how-hiGh> moop how did you quit being awkward? <how-hiGh> advice

<moop> tbh i did masturbate to trannies

<Garner> i am having a Skype convo with my d

<Phixion> just realized <Phixion> not gonna return to #virginity <Phixion> glad to meet ya

<Raziel> this channel is killing my poetic and creative spirit <Bad`> >your poetic and creative spirit <Bad`> hehehe <Raziel> srs <Bad`> Utoya, by Raziel: « Utoya o aisle of freedom where foreigners were burned like the rice of my heart, my pillow yellows itself as I dare lay my thoughts upon you »

<Naypam> dota too hard

<how-hiGh> so.. <how-hiGh> http://i.imgur.com/KLBVz2C.jpg <how-hiGh> rate my body/10 <Bad`> how-hiGh: obviously you'd post a picture in underwear <Bad`> not gay <Bad`> with visible dick bulge <how-hiGh> you are so gay looking at that area <how-hiGh> jesus... <how-hiGh> should've check quads and pecks <how-hiGh> dont show this pic to norwegian phaggot <Bad`> don't worry how-hiGh, I don't think he wants to see it anyway <Bad`> he's not into that whole closet homosexuality thing you have going on <how-hiGh> taking selfie in underwear is gay?

<how-hiGh> stop me before I masturbate to breastfeeding photos <Bad`> how-hiGh: nice <Garner> i like how everything how-hiGh types <Garner> no matter how long he lurks <Garner> is retarded than anyone can imagine <Garner> more <Bad`> Garner: if it came from Naypam you wouldn't flinch <Bad`> The exact same <Garner> except Naypam doesn't constantly say that sort of stuff <Bad`> Neither does how-hiGh <Bad`> Pitastrudl did <Garner> wut <Raziel> pitastrudl thought he could fit into our conversations <Garner> does Naypam pm you asking you if he has to talk to a girl in the gym? <Raziel> how-hiGh just completely avoids them by typing random crap <Garner> that's the worst comparison ever <Bad`> Garner: yes he does <Bad`> It's the private life of Naypam and I <Bad`> Please respect <Raziel> "guys if you feel good after poop is that gay? srs" <Garner> you're retarded bad <Raziel> "guys how long are your dicks? im not gay. srs" <Garner> srs <Bad`> Raziel: rofl sounds legit <Garner> stop raziel I'm dying <Bad`> Lold irl in a restaurant <Garner> it is legit <how-hiGh> are you mimicking me Raziel? <Bad`> 10/10 imitation <Naypam> :D <how-hiGh> I just want to bring intredasting topics from time to time <Raziel> "person i have crush on is making fun by imitating me. what do i do? it is girl btw. srs"

<how-hiGh> I dont care about gheys, but wouldn't shake his hand or let my kids grow among them

<how-hiGh> http://i.imgur.com/nJ11fmk.png is it appropriate when applying for a job? srs <Garner> lol <Garner> how-hiGh is more retarded than i thought <Raziel> ...... <how-hiGh> wtf <how-hiGh> please respect srs tag <how-hiGh> so it sounds dumb and I have to remove it? <Garner> are you serious or just trolling because it's #redditeu? <how-hiGh> serious <how-hiGh> just tell if it look retarded <how-hiGh> this is why I'm asking for opinions <Garner> keep it, looks very professional <how-hiGh> don't laugh me off <Raziel> yeah I agree with Garner <how-hiGh> it sounds like you want to fuck up my entire professional career? <how-hiGh> damned phaggots <Garner> > professional career <how-hiGh> fuck you moron you are the worst kind of phaggot I ever encountered on the internet <how-hiGh> just get the fuck out of this channel bro <how-hiGh> and by bro I mean NEVER my bro <how-hiGh> you phaggot

<ad13> in Java, everything's verbose as fuck and you have no sugar at all <ad13> but it's fairly consistent at the language level <ad13> in c# though, oh boy <ad13> long = 64-bit signed non-null primitive <ad13> long? = 64-bit signed non-null primitive <ad13> decimal = 128-bit signed non-null primitive <ad13> decimal? = 128-bit signed null primitive <ad13> object = object reference null allowed <how-hiGh> this way too advanced for me, stop pls <how-hiGh> liberal arts crew

<how-hiGh> Garner say it to my face <how-hiGh> just quit irc and never use this protocol again, bro <how-hiGh> and by bro I mean never my bro, ur fucking phaggot

<Garner> I was only there for a night ( ͡°╭ ͟ʖ╮͡├┬┴┬┴

<Naypam> I'm going on stats! he's playing really well <Naypam> lost to classic but meh <Bad> Classic is godlike in PvP though <Bad> As I told you <Bad> And you didn't believe me [ earlier that month ] <Bad> Naypam: Classic ? - ? Stats (bo7) <Bad> 2-4 imo <Bad> Naypam: btw I'm actually rooting for Classic <Bad> Even though Stats gon win <Bad> Got hopes that Classic can upset <Bad> Gogogo <Naypam> I'm rooting for stats ofc

<ad13> fortunately i knew carrying the colon around was going to be a pain in the arse (it acts as a sail in this wind) so managed to refrain

<Intergage`> so I think I got a little raped just before.. <Naypam> rofl <Naypam> hey Intergage`! <Raziel> raped? <Naypam> nice rape or not? <Raziel> u wot m7 <Naypam> m9* <Intergage`> Some married 19 year old said she would suck my dick if I let her put a finger up my ass. <Intergage`> I said ok. <Intergage`> She never stopped... <Intergage`> She just kept going....

<Raziel> if you have 300apm in platinum <Raziel> I think you've got problems <Raziel> like parkinson's

<moop> how-hiGh: you're just a victim of convenience <moop> also you're the least gay person here

<moop> man i need to buy a shaving knife

<how-hiGh> Bad <how-hiGh> how long do you last in bed? no homo <moop> no homo? <Bad> 10000 hours <Bad> you forgot to add srs how-hiGh <Bad> so I answered not seriously <how-hiGh> srs Bad <Bad> ok <how-hiGh> on a serious note* <Bad> it depends <Bad> sometimes it's 2 minutes, sometimes it's 2 hours <how-hiGh> frauding <how-hiGh> 2 hrs <Bad> depends on the context and the situation <how-hiGh> well quickie in toilet on party for example <Bad> LOL <Bad> that would be 0.1 seconds <Bad> and then shame <how-hiGh> why shame <Bad> because 0.1 seconds <how-hiGh> who cares what women think srs <how-hiGh> its not alpha <Bad> I'm not alpha <Bad> I'm not beta either though <how-hiGh> omega <Bad> yeah I'm omega <Bad> exactly <Bad> omega male <how-hiGh> its worse than beta btw <Bad> no problem <Bad> keep getting muscled body <Bad> I'll go get women on my side <Bad> :) <how-hiGh> maybe you even let women to sit on your face to please them? <how-hiGh> srs <Bad> if they like it, sure <how-hiGh> and you do stuff with your tongue, right? <Bad> of course <Garner> what am i reading <Garner> high school redditeu <Bad> Garner: I'm helping how-hiGh understand what being normal is like, but it's not easy <how-hiGh> well I don't know about pussay licking <how-hiGh> it's not natural <Raziel> you don't know about pussy lucking <Raziel> only asshole licking? <Garner> didn't they teach you about sex in school, how-hiGh <how-hiGh> I lick nipples <how-hiGh> and necks <how-hiGh> hope its enough <Bad> For some women it's enough <Bad> For others it's not <Bad> Every woman likes different things <Bad> Some don't like pussy licking, some love it <how-hiGh> latter are called whores, right? <Bad> Maybe <Raziel> by nowadays standards to be a decent BF you have to lick anus <Garner> if you don't do it you virgin <Garner> srs <Bad> Raziel: srs <how-hiGh> Raziel quoting me right now :D <how-hiGh> Bad what is pussy juice tastes like? <Bad> LOL <Bad> I can't even answer this question <how-hiGh> do you enjoy it? <Bad> pussy juice has no taste <Bad> it has as much taste as kissing a mouth or whatever <how-hiGh> its like saliva? <Bad> unless your woman is not clean at all <Bad> some women have a bit of a taste <how-hiGh> Bad can you be my mentor? I might need to contact you when I'll get a GF <Bad> but never seen a bad one <Bad> LOL <Bad> this is too funny <Raziel> omfg <Garner> yes <Bad> Raziel: help <Garner> he can be <how-hiGh> semi srs <Bad> (troll) <Raziel> I spit out water <Raziel> brb <Bad> hahahahhaha <Garner> rofl'd <Bad> You know how-hiGh <Bad> The thing that you need to do is actually communicate with your girl <Bad> Ask her what she likes or does not like when you have sex <Bad> And tell her what you would like her to do when you have sex <Bad> It will be better for you and her <how-hiGh> I remember making a thread on bb.com about losing my virginity <Garner> wat <Bad> Garner: It's a tradition on bb.com <how-hiGh> and they said it was weird of me to ask her several times whether she came or not <Bad> phaggot <Garner> oh <Bad> LOL <Bad> You do not ask that <Garner> jhahahahahaha <Bad> At all <Bad> If a woman comes you notice it <how-hiGh> I didn't know then <moop> if Bad gonna mentor how-hiGh i want him to mentor me too <Bad> Hahahhaha <Bad> Poor girl <moop> i want to learn to cook like Bad <Bad> She must have felt so ashamed <Bad> moop: Sure, it's easy ! Anytime <Garner> maybe not <Garner> maybe girls in ukraine are also weird <how-hiGh> Bad I want to assure you that she came several times during that night <Garner> is it lesbian if i suck penis <Garner> srs <Bad> Garner: Imagine having sex as a girl and your guy keeps asking if you came <how-hiGh> because my endurance was on top level <how-hiGh> lol <how-hiGh> I asked not during the actual intercourse, but in short breaks we took <Garner> oh yeah <Garner> tea time <Garner> standard <Bad> You do not need to ask that after sex rofl <Bad> You will know by yourself if she came or not <Bad> There are things a woman can't fake <moop> well tbh some people can't read others <moop> like, autists <Bad> Yes moop it's called autism <Bad> :D <Bad> m'oop <how-hiGh> are you hinting on me <moop> how-hiGh: no i'm hinting on me <Bad> type hinting <how-hiGh> well <how-hiGh> Bad so its okay to ask a girl "do you want me to lick your sugar walls?" <Bad> Yes <how-hiGh> on first date or before actual sex? <Garner> rofl <Bad> When the sex starts <Bad> Before inserting penis in vagina <Bad> You can ask if she enjoys receiving oral <moop> and do call them sugar walls <Bad> Most women do, but not all <Garner> ^ <Bad> So it's better to ask <how-hiGh> okay thanks for making it clear <how-hiGh> I never had one <how-hiGh> > age 24 <Bad> I like blowjobs, but not from every girl <Bad> Some girls give garbage blowjobs <moop> and stick a finger up the bum <moop> yes <moop> i know <Bad> Yeah that doesn't help hhahahah <Garner> hhahahah <how-hiGh> you notice how Raziel becomes silent when we share our sex experience? <how-hiGh> looks like self ownage <how-hiGh> he must be jelly as hell <Bad> Clearly is <Bad> Right now Raziel is EXTREMELY jelly <Bad> I am 100% sure of it <how-hiGh> yeah might even doing desperate jerking right now <Garner> i'd prefer being virgin than being how-hiGh <how-hiGh> thats offensive <Raziel> fuck off I'm watching true detective <how-hiGh> Bad is answering all question tonight <Bad> you get a very thin hollow glass tube and insert it into a man's urethra then you hit the penis with a hammer, smashing said glass tube inside of the guys penis.

<how-hiGh> just trimmed my nipples

<how-hiGh> rumoured that sperm has good nutritional value for muscle gains

<how-hiGh> Rule 15: how-high is the most alpha and the least homosexual person of redditeu

<how-hiGh> hello guys <Q> [how-hiGh] has earned the achievement [Self Obsessed]! <Bad> what <Bad> the <Bad> fuck

<Raziel> serious advice <Raziel> pull the piss opening apart before starting to take a piss

<Bad> I just had the worst adventurer ever. space I woke up with the need to shit and I was asleep seized so after shitting I wiped my ass with my sleeping boxer briefs now it's 1 a.m. and I'm busy washing shit away from my underwear also text to speech to text seems to be working well

<Bad> Raziel: How many holes inside a vagina? <Bad> Serious <Bad> srs * Raziel thinks <Garner> 3 <Garner> unless is 2d

<Garner> Wherwell æaodnrmdoendndneoe aøenekekrnrntkwbaspe døapabrowibakeøebrkaøe fmrk bwlenrnrornewlwndoenrøslr sørlending to aren't wnaneørnrbwlrbrlrlsnflrpwbelrnqlentpepanrneæqmsbeæaæqåqlr f deep qøsndlrpensleprndøemf t * Garner has quit

<how-hiGh> Bad when you'll choose girl to impregnate. Before doing that invite her dad to sauna and check his dick size. If he got a small penis you wouldnt want to spread bad genes, right <how-hiGh> think several moves ahead like Raziel does in chess

<how-hiGh> you never eaten ass? srs <moop> srs <how-hiGh> ever eaten ass or not moop? <moop> never <how-hiGh> lmao must be a virgin <moop> lmoa <how-hiGh> Bad` moop never licked girls anus lol @ him <how-hiGh> moop you are missing out srs <moop> srs <how-hiGh> by nowadays standards to be a decent BF you have to lick anus

<how-hiGh> anyone else having same vein patterns on cock with their dad? <how-hiGh> genetics ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

<how-hiGh> you're not a man if you havent seen your fathers penis

<garner> im dating the worst bread

<Bad> As Naypam started fondling my balls, I started touching his chin to finally discover what a beard feels like. Sadly, him sharing my stubble issue, all I was left with was elusive dreams of romance with Bad. <Bad> I pushed Naypam over on the bed, removed his shitty oversized trousers, and let his lil cock slide in my mouth. As per australian tradition, my finger made its way towards his anus. Strangely, he seemed to welcome it. <Bad> As the rowdiness of the act grew, I realized that my life would never be fulfilled until I got my hands on Bad, his legendary member being the only key that would ever unlock my road to pleasure. <Bad> I sighed, closed my eyes, thought as hard as I could of Dustin Browder, and came. <Bad> To be continued once I replenish my creativity reserves by writing more Laravel code.

<how-hiGh> anyone doing cold showers here? <how-hiGh> it raises testosterone levels <how-hiGh> brah it really works it seems <how-hiGh> I wouldn't recommend bullshit to my fellas <how-hiGh> brb sex drive <how-hiGh> brb self confidence <how-hiGh> brb masculinity <how-hiGh> brb "animalistic instincts"

<how-hiGh> I want you to aware how to determine whether girl is slut or not basing on how many guys she had <how-hiGh> new formula <how-hiGh> scientifically proven <how-hiGh> anyone is interested or not? because it's kinda complex so I don't want to waste my time if no one wants to listen <Bad> yes <Bad> I want to know <moop> how-hiGh: go for it <how-hiGh> okay <Raziel> in this moment, I am awared <Bad> not because of a puny god's blessing, but because I am about to be enlightened by how-hiGh <how-hiGh> basically you have to sum length of all dicks girl she have, and if girl can jump from such height safely without getting injured she is not slut. For example average dick is like 15 cm, so if girl had only 3 men she would step off such height easily = not slut. But if she had 15 for example, this means 2.25 meters so she would sprain her ankle jumping from such height = slut

<Bad> you are so entertaining how-hiGh <how-hiGh> why I have no friends then lol

<Bad> Maybe wait for Raziel's advice <Bad> He's expert on women <how-hiGh> he is always quiet when we are discussing sex and relationships lol <how-hiGh> I'm even afraid to mock him for this because it seems like a serious psychological issue for him <Bad> It is <Bad> Weird <how-hiGh> we're against internet bullying, remember? <Bad> You don't usually notice things like that about people <Bad> But it actually is true <Bad> No bullying, srs, etc <how-hiGh> I don't know for sure, but maybe his lack of success with women somehow related to the fact that his head looks like an egg with hair on top of it <how-hiGh> and it wasn't even THAT pun I prepared

<Bad> hey Garner do you know where the jews fled from norway after all their rice got burned <Bad> Israziel

<Raziel> the barber I was at trimmed my eyebrows <Raziel> feels weird