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<Bad> He was laughing because he couldn't reach the balls <Bad> So he had to suck harder <Bad> And it made him laughk <Bad> Just then he looks up and sees me taking a picture of him sucking the balls as hard as possible <Bad> So he was probably thinking « eh » <moop> The balls were good tho

<gojira> nimbus <gojira> (other types of cloud) <gojira> i only know nimbus <Naypam> straterata <Naypam> or something <Naypam> stratera? <Naypam> idk <Raziel> and something that sounds like columbus but not quite <Raziel> why do they all end in -bus <Naypam> to distinguish them from planes

<Bad> I thought Captain America was like 1h too long <Bad> But many scenes in this trailer aren't even in the movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbayiPxkUMM <Bad> Clearly it was even longer in first cut <Bad> Oh wait that's not the same captain america

<moop> Valacar: gonna watch versaiiles <moop> what do i need to expect <moop> Valacar: where them boobies are <moop> i see the boobies <moop> there are boobies <moop> out of boobies <moop> i require additional boobies <moop> i'm confused, it looks cool so far <Valacar> yea boobies are real in that <Valacar> but dear god the plot <Valacar> and the editing <Valacar> its like beyond fucked up <Valacar> and the writing <Valacar> its bad on every possible level <moop> eh <moop> ep1 wasn't that bad <moop> like <moop> it's ok <Valacar> yea ep1 wasn't that bad <Valacar> tho the telenovela vibe was stronk <moop> never seen telenovelas <moop> so idk <Valacar> but pay attention to that lucas barres guy and his sunglasses <Valacar> also music ques are quite interesting <moop> Valacar: didn't know there were sunglasses during that period <Valacar> oh wait what <Valacar> moop you are watching a different show <moop> versailles <Bad> lol????????????????????? <moop> isn't that what you're watching <Bad> moop are you actually that stupid <moop> maybe <Bad> I can't fathom that you are serious <Bad> this is a joke <Bad> you're not this dumb right? <Bad> moop: the show is Marseille <moop> oh i see my confusion <Valacar> :DDDDDDDD <Bad> ... <Bad> I'll just go to bed before I type something really hurtful <Bad> good night <moop> lets see this marseille <gojira> lmao <moop> if you think about it both are french dramas about politics <moop> with nice boobies

Scots 'Sheldon Cooper' admits dealing drugs for bitcoin after FBI sting Compared by law enforcement sources to the scientific genius Sheldon Cooper of hit US comedy The Big Bang Theory, Naypam had some of the most sophisticated computer systems ever seen by Scottish police. They included customised keyboard with no markings. A file called druggers.txt with details of 23 names and addresses was discovered on his computer equipment. Four persons named on the list admitted purchasing Diazepam from Naypam using the website.

<moop> well i started playing after everyone quit <moop> and my sound bugged out for some reason <moop> audio was completely reversed <moop> like, right sounds were coming from left speaker and etc <moop> googled a bit, found people with the same problem on bnet forums <moop> wrote a reply and continued playing <moop> suddenly i realize i put the headphones on the wrong side <moop> rip my life <moop> deleted my comments in shame

<moop> i dont mean to offend u Bad <moop> but are you michael

<Bad> Naypam my penis is glued to my body it can't even breathe

<moop> 11:13 <Bad> Reached 3+ years uptime on a Vista machine <moop> this is a lie <Bad> moop I have ThArGos as a witness :D <Bad> He was trying to kill it any way he could <moop> when windows loves to randomly restart itself because of updates <Bad> I have updates disabled <Bad> Always had <moop> then you had viruses Bad <Bad> I don't download or install retarded shit <moop> >says doesn't download retarded shit <moop> >downloaded all of under the dome

<how-hiGh> attention please <how-hiGh> An old man took his phone to a repair shop, they said nothing was wrong with it. <how-hiGh> He then responds "then why don't my kids ever call me?" As he looked down and walked away slowly... <Naypam> how-hiGh: why did the chicken cross the road? <Naypam> to get away from you <how-hiGh> :/

<Naypam> damn my life has improved so much since configuring dnsmasq

<Wan> My keyboard wanted to autocomplete welcome to the cum zone

<Naypam> I are confus <Naypam> why is ansible finding files in the glob that don't exist <Raziel> you're running it on the wrong server!! <Raziel> rip your devops career <Naypam> I am not! <Naypam> and it's running on both hypervisors anyway <Naypam> somehow on both of them finding a file that's not there <Naypam> ahhhhh <Naypam> my life <Naypam> fuck you ansible <Naypam> wtb chef/salt/slaughter <Bad> Scots 'Sheldon Cooper' admits inability to use ansible during Raziel sting <Bad> btw Naypam when you figure out the problem tell us <Bad> I'm curious <Bad> Might learn something from it <Naypam> oh wait no Raziel is correct <Naypam> my bad <Naypam> was on my local computer * Naypam facedesk <Naypam> https://github.com/ansible/ansible/issues/10115#issuecomment-71756883

<how-hiGh> can someone explain <how-hiGh> what is this fucking feeling when you point your shower rays right into your butthole <how-hiGh> it's kinda makes the butthole contract <Garner> !qdb stretch <__bot__> https://qdb.lutro.me/78 - <ad13> I love that feeling of realising "urgh, this is going to hurt like fuck", then it gets over the threshold and you're just like me gusta <Bad> I don't. <nonpc> Yeah <nonpc> I LOVE pooping <nonpc> Like <nonpc> that stretching stretchy stretch <nonpc> oh yeah <Naypam> idk if they have it in how-hiGh <Naypam> but that feeling is called pleasure <Naypam> being ass raped by russia 24/7 for decades maybe brings back bad memories tho

<Garner> le Raziel <Garner> wyd <Raziel> wyd <Garner> means what you doing <Garner> nab <Raziel> ah <Raziel> cleaning up jira issues <Raziel> working on documentation <Garner> loooooooool <Garner> LOOOOOL <Raziel> responding to questions <Garner> Mfw Raziel is QA <Bad> tab to channel <Bad> see last phrase <Bad> +Raziel: Cleaning up tissues <Bad> thought that sounded normal <Bad> then re-read

<Wan> There's a Lemon curve ad right in front of me <Wan> Train in 4 minutes <Wan> Naypam would probably masturbate while waiting <Wan> And yet I'm here, staring blankly at a lingerie ad because of a FUCKING PUN BASED ON A GORILLA FACE ON A KEY

<Steelio> psycho holiday keeps spamming me <Steelio> he's so fuckin annoying <moopie> where yo uknow psycho from <Steelio> i added him cause i recognized him from redditeu <Steelio> he's annoying

<Wan> O shit waddup it's autistic season in Paris <Wan> Err <Wan> Touristic

<Steele> ooh i just thought of a meme <moop> was it a nice meme <Steele> v good meme <Steele> i am an independent nation state <Steele> and i don't need no bloc <Steele> something

<Raziel> no need to refactor __bot__ or qdb luckily <Raziel> it's already perfect.

<Bad> I grew up in the gay area of Paris

<how-hiGh> I think I just found anti-fap cure <moop> anti-fap? <moop> what's anti-fap <how-hiGh> okay fap cure <how-hiGh> when you are really horny and can't control yourself anymore <moop> ye <moop> what's the cure <how-hiGh> you already went to the porn site, but the trick is to search for gay porn. It will kill your boner very fast <how-hiGh> already tested several times, always work <how-hiGh> however those things cannot be unseen <moop> this how-hiGh <how-hiGh> but we're grown men, reight?

<Raziel> that feeling when you're proud of your shit <Raziel> didn't have to wipe a lot, didn't smell awful, they were all lying in an orderly fashion in the toilet bowl <Raziel> almost felt like taking a picture

<Bad> Honey nuts and cream fagots <Bad> That is actually what I prepared <Bad> Without noticing how wrong it sounds in engilsh

<Bad> I'm actually laughing out loud at my own link so hard that I have a small nosebleed now <Bad> fuck this

<Wan> Would you save cp under the name child_pr0n.tar.gz? <Naypam> I don't use gzip pls <Naypam> would be .xz <Wan> No, with you it's .tar.d

<Valacar> THATS WHAT SHE SAID <Valacar> h0h0h0h00h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h <how-hiGh> Valacar aware of the office? <how-hiGh> this is joke from tv show

<Bad> happy0: I heard the first note of In Fiction and it gave me a boner. On the street. Not exaggerating or joking.

<ad13> wanna play overwatch <ad13> but need to learn about scalability for amazon job :( <Valacar> scalability is that theories have differing scalabilities between individual-organization-institution-state and in <Valacar> +supranational <Valacar> there <Valacar> now you can play overwatch <ad13> wat

<Raziel> I implemented ssl for real <Raziel> not your hacky intern code implementation <Raziel> but somehow set ssl to always true

<Naypam> oli would be here <Naypam> but y'know <Naypam> Raziel <Raziel> WAT <Raziel> you afraid of me stealing her you mean? <Naypam> what with your massive gay penis? <Naypam> she's both homophobic and nordophobic <Raziel> rofl <Raziel> I'd be ok with having a massive gay penis <Naypam> sounds pretty gay bro <Raziel> well yeah the word "gay" is in it <Raziel> of course it sounds gay <Garner> Mfw Raziel penis is gay <Garner> But not him <Garner> ???( <Raziel> my penis has a life of its own <Valacar> a life of a hermit?

<Naypalm> This game is tighter than Raziel's ass tho <Raziel> my ass isn't that tight Naypalm <Raziel> because I'm gay

<Bad> coffee tastes bad in every form fyi <Bad> disgusting shit <Valacar> lies <Valacar> the true black gold <Bad> black gold is stolen gold from white households

<Raziel> I had a whole class about post-modernism <Raziel> biggest bullshit ever in my life <Valacar> why so <Raziel> just was <Raziel> don't feel like elaborating <Valacar> well <Valacar> ok <Valacar> :D <moop> very post-modernist of you, Raziel <moop> being vague and shit

<Bad> MOOP STOLE THE PHRASE <Bad> STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS (2013) <Bad> AROUND 20:00 IN THE MOVIE <Bad> « I KNOW YOU BETTER THAN YOU THINK I DO » <Bad> I KNEW IT MOOP <Bad> I KNEW YOU HAD NO CREATIVE TALENT

<Bad> Someone tell me why the fuck my fucking left arm is growing so much bigger than my right <Bad> I do more right arm exercises every day <Bad> I masturbate with my right hand, just to inbe4

<Valacar> anal is how moop fails

<Bad> Oh rofl guys I have to tell you about my dream tonight btw <Bad> I was with Raziel in Cannes walking about <Bad> And Raziel kicked something on the ground <Bad> And I thought it would be funny to shout allah akbar as he did it <Bad> Then I turn around <Bad> And there's a family of muslims <Bad> And they tried to kill us <Bad> I ran so hard it woke me up at 2 am

<Bad> worst thing <Bad> I can't blow my nose despite it being full <Raziel> :-( <Bad> because every time I start blowing my nose <Bad> it sends Aurélie into a laughing fit <Bad> which makes me laugh <Bad> and throw snot everywhere <Bad> apparently I sound like a clogged trumpet mixed with a fart <Bad> she threatened to record me <Bad> help

<Raziel> Erm <Raziel> So <Raziel> There's gotta be a first time for everything in life right <Naypam> please Raziel <Naypam> continue <moop> oh boy Raziel <moop> just had gay sex the poor lad <Naypam> I know rite moop <Naypam> glad our minds went to the same place <Raziel> Including having an irresistible shit while you're biking home to your hotel <moop> oh boy <moop> that's no fun Raziel <moop> what did you do <Raziel> Like diarrhea level shit <Naypam> I guess that riding the bike <Naypam> would open your arse a bit <moop> did you reach the hotel? <Raziel> Yes I just finished showering <Bad> Lmao Raziel you moron <Raziel> Showering me and my clothes... <Raziel> :-( <moop> aw :( <moop> but, like, were there casualties Raziel <Raziel> I don't know <moop> well now you have a story Raziel <Raziel> I even went to the toilet before leaving <moop> means you ate something bad <Raziel> No shits were had then <Raziel> At least i could move fast on a mostly empty bike road <Raziel> And run up to my hotel room <Raziel> This was a huge amount <Raziel> Like <Raziel> I don't even want to describe <Raziel> Seafood + alcohol <Raziel> Not good for me <Raziel> But i swear i went on the toilet just before leaving! <Raziel> I took every precaution :-( <Naypam> rofl Raziel <Naypam> poor <ad13> hah, disaster <Valacar> wait so this was Raziel's first time he shat outdoors? <Raziel> I've shat outdoors before valacar <Raziel> But usually i pull down my pants and squat first <Valacar> oh wait you shat on the move? <moop> ya Raziel <moop> why didn't you stop the explosive diarrhea <moop> just find a cork <moop> ez <moop> ok that's too mean <moop> i'm sorry Raziel <moop> cheer up, it's all over now <Valacar> pls moop it's too late for moopsies <ad13> haha, good show though <Raziel> I was on the bike, suddenly shit, panicked, biked back to hotel as fast as I could, ran to my room and showered while taking my clothes off <moop> poor bike <Valacar> the critical question that begs for an answer is the volume of shit that got out <Raziel> Did you expect me to measure the volume? <ad13> well, feel free to use a freeform scale <Raziel> My shirt got stained, that should tell you enough <ad13> roflllllllllllllllll HOW? HOW??? <Valacar> so thats quite bad <Raziel> I dunno man <Raziel> Squeezed upwards by the bike seat?

<Bad> I'm a harsh rater <Bad> Of both movies and women <moop> rate me <moop> wait <moop> am no woman <moop> nvm <Bad> I rate you 3 as a woman, moop <Bad> You have the voice and the facial hair <Bad> Also the physical strength

13:38 <Bad> 1337 bitches

<Raziel> ayy team cancelled and didn't tell me <Raziel> rip <Raziel> well <Raziel> this means I can go to bed early <moop> Raziel: called it <moop> knew this shit gonna happen <__bot__> Quote pending approval! <__bot__> New quote approved! https://qdb.lutro.me/450 <Raziel> wow moop <Raziel> didn't think you actually meant it when you said you called it <moop> jokes on u nigga that first message is a lie — moop master faker <Raziel> WHAT <moop> bro <moop> me sending that message on 13:37? <Raziel> now I have to check <Raziel> you fucker <moop> rekt

<Raziel> hate headaches so much <Raziel> especially because they only ever happen on weekends <moop> thank you Raziel <Raziel> for what? <moop> you're the closest i have to gf excuse of not wanting to have sex <moop> <3

<Naypam> but are you here to troll? <Naypam> or here for the same reason the rest of us are? <Twipply> Nope <Twipply> Dank memes? <Naypam> a deep eternal feeling of lonliness and lack of social ability? <Twipply> omg we're like the same person <Naypam> but yeah I guess dank meems are the same thing

<ad13> urgh <ad13> landlord from NL has come to me and said i'm owe €602 for the heating <ad13> after paying €900 already <ad13> €1502 for a year's heating and hot water sounds steep as fuck <Bad> ad13, dutch ovens require more manpower than traditional heaters

<Bad> in the bus <Bad> there were brits laughing about the bus stop « gare de lyon » <Bad> because who would name a place after a lion <Bad> I had to hold it in <Bad> thx anger therapy <Bad> 1) it's not named after a lion <Bad> 2) ELEPHANT AND CASTLE NIGGER <Bad> fuck brits

<Raziel> fuuuuuuuuuuck rachel <gojira> she looks retarded today <Raziel> she just gets hotter every day

<garnet> !q <__bot__> https://qdb.lutro.me/177 - <Garner> I am a retard <garnet> ok

<moop> 8-0 <moop> fuck yeah <moop> why did it take me so long to try this game wtf <moop> it's f.a.f. <moop> fun as fuck [ a bit later... ] <moop> oooooooooooooooooh now i see <moop> i was playing against ai for the first 10 wins <moop> til