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#788
<moop> wait is diarrhea medicine causes diarrhea or stops diarrhea
#789
<moop> VAGIN: vary anxious inhale (for a) nibba
#796
<Bad> omg no <Bad> new gmail has this thing on the left side <Bad> if you click « more » <Bad> you see your archived google chats <Bad> There's conversations with my gf of 2006.... <Bad> cringe overload <Bad> me: <3 :) :D :p ^_^ <Bad> Angela: stop your friggin smilies.P <Bad> smh <Bad> wtf I was such a poet <Bad> me: there's a beautiful thing about sadness just like there's a beauty in happiness, as long as it's not sadness caused by an immovable event (a death, a breakup, etc.)
#797
<Raziel> lmao was wondering why this one command wasn't doing anything <Raziel> I was running it with --dry-run and didn't notice <Raziel> smh <Bad> ayy Raziel with the subtle sex jokes
#801
<Bad> Aurélie is ultra mad at me <Bad> Apparently she went to bed around 3am <Bad> I was in the middle of the bed so she tried to push me to the side <Bad> And then apparently as I was being pushed I let out the longest loudest and smelliest fart she'd ever heard in her life <Bad> And she had to open the windows and leave the bedroom for 10 minutes <Bad> Now she's mad
#804
<Valacar> i would not want to eat breakfast from his bum
#805
<Valacar> hmh <Valacar> all masters thesises (?) here are by default public <Valacar> whats the plural form of thesis <gojira> papers <gojira> theses <Valacar> theses <moop> Valacar: plural of thesis is these <moop> these nuts
#806
<moop> i started playing that shit katnip game but then i remembered something important <moop> i'm in the middle of a movie <Bad> jesus christ moop <moop> wait nvm first 15 min <moop> Bad: i've been stuck on the same timestamp on the last the hobbit movie <moop> for, like, a month now <moop> if not more
#810
<Bad> So Raziel what's with all the places called -plein in .nl <Raziel> it means square <Bad> OMG <Bad> DID YOU JUST FUCKING <Bad> MANSPLEIN DUTCH TO ME
#811
<moop> Raziel: you removed [editor's note: raziel identifies as male] :( <Raziel> I identify as a white cis male <Raziel> not just a male <Raziel> get your pronouns right <moop> pls you identify as an emotionless python script <Raziel> please python is filled with emotion <Valacar> do we really need to hear Raziel's masturbation stories 0o
#813
<Raziel> I never really thought about it but I guess young me did start to think about determinism and utilitarianism and crap mostly because of the matrix sequels
#816
<Bruce> Raziel: did you ever used cloudformation ? <moop> Is this a fart joke Bruce
#818
<Valacar> heil hitler
#851
<Bad> ok story <Bad> when I was a teen I went to a pharmacy and asked the pharmacist <Bad> « [censored] size condoms please » <Bad> he looked at me and told me <Bad> uhm ok buddy, you just pick them up in the shop <Bad> and ring them at the register <Bad> I never went to that pharmacy again
#821
<Phixion> i used to lift my schoolbooks with my boner <Phixion> u know when you lean them against the table on your crotch <Phixion> gr8 training
#822
<Raziel> you joke but I bet at least once I kept myself awake thinking about how stupid bitcoin is
#827
<moop> imagine gay porn but with burritos instead of dicks <Raziel> erm <moop> ikr <moop> what was i thinking sharing that <moop> in my defense i was browsing /r/gay_irl <Raziel> as you do <Valacar> why tho <moop> i was in the bathroom
#828
<Bad> so playing d2 without glasses and I'm tired <Bad> wtfed when I dropped a legendary kike shield <Bad> was a kite shield
#831
<fgarnier> omg bad <fgarnier> the autistic rat <fgarnier> what happened to him <Bad> autistic ra <Bad> what <fgarnier> fatboy sljm <fgarnier> or whatever his name idk <Bad> the fuck <fgarnier> the autistic rat <fgarnier> with the piano <Bad> what is wrong with you <fgarnier> omfg ill search myelf <fgarnier> they are in space <fgarnier> and sing sometimed <Bad> wtf <Bad> OH <Bad> Ratboy genius
#834
<Phixion> bswf <Phixion> n <Phixion> fw <Phixion> s <Phixion> ...
#835
<moop> Fookin Pedro police
#836
<gar> 매 ㄱ먀닏 <gar> so raziel *
#839
<Bad> They say every moop has a birthmark <Bad> If you had to get naked with someone to check <Bad> Who would you pick <moop> tourettes girl <Bad> on redditeu I meant <Bad> loser <moop> oh <moop> hmm <moop> i assume you mean male <Bad> Obviously <moop> i assume you want me to say you cuz that's the gayest question i have been asked in my life
#840
<gar> why am i listening to chris brown <Bad> gar: you are autistic <gar> yeah <gar> it's so shit <gar> but it's playing <gar> and i cba removing <gar> actually it's ok ish
#845
<Trucy> What stuff? <Raziel> fredosan: why what <fredosan> <Raziel> fredosan: why what <fredosan> ???????? <Raziel> nvm <Raziel> 20:57 <fredosan> why easier <Raziel> thought you garner'd my nick <fredosan> <Trucy> I get the easier part of the deal <fredosan> <fredosan> why easier <Raziel> dude gimme a break I can't read more than 1 line at the time <Raziel> COKE ON
#847
<fredosan> penis size matters <fredosan> sorry <Phixion> im fine <Phixion> I measured <fredosan> at work? <fredosan> nice <Phixion> pro of being alone in the office <fredosan> no cctv? <Phixion> nope <fredosan> nice <Phixion> would break ashitton of laws iirc <Phixion> having cctv that is <fredosan> ;-) <Phixion> dick out is fine <fredosan> they won’t see <fredosan> it’s ok
#848
<moop> is no nut november an actual thing <moop> wtf <Raziel> yeah moop wanna join in? <moop> lol no <Raziel> loser <Bad> yo guys <Bad> joke <Bad> ionut november <Bad> remember when kage was nofap, this joke has like 2 layers <Raziel> mild heh <Bad> ionut ionut <Bad> yes fappa <Bad> touching your dick <Bad> no fappa <Bad> doing nofap november <Bad> yes fappa <Bad> I will rape you <Bad> ha ha ha <Bad> this is why I'm not allowed to be near kids or memes btw
#849
<Bad> wc3 story <Bad> When I installed wc3 I couldn't believe how pretty it was <Bad> Invited a friend over to see <Bad> Cinematic starts <Bad> Campaign mission where Jaina arrives <Bad> HI MY NAME IS JAINA PROUDMORE <Bad> Then the game gets stuck for some reason and it just loops <Bad> JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE JAINA PROUDMORE <Bad> Shamed me <Bad> Fuck wc3
#854
<fredosan> ROFL OUTSIDE OF IT <fredosan> wait wrong window
#858
<pitastrudl> im also mad at someone, he had like 3 months to finish his thesis, and he did almost nothing, only started now <pitastrudl> thats me btw
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