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<garne> fuck sake <garne> my shampoo is 250ml and my sunscreen is 150ml <garne> MAD

<Bad> imma just say moop <Bad> (adult) Jodelle looks like the first guy I ever seriously dated

<moop> also wtf is up with culture people genitalia

— +Raziel downloads quake champions <Valacar> when are they releasing that? <Raziel> fuck if I know <Valacar> well how on earth are you playing it?!?! <moop> Valacar: beta <Valacar> pff <moop> oh i'm not saying how he's playing <moop> i'm calling u a beta <moop> sorry for confusion

<moop> Suddenly puberty kicks in, shaving once a month is not enough now 😟

<Bad> But then I'm not one to allow a finger <Intee> Normally the same. <Intee> Don't knock it till you've tried it Bad <Intee> But honestly, don't try it. <Intee> It's horrid

<garne> how can the game have multiple orgasms!? <garne> should be long and slow

<how-high> gf caught wet napkins near my bed and it was a huge scandal <how-high> srs

<Valacar> C:\Users\Kuolontähti\Dropbox\Public\eu4impossibru.jpg

<Raziel> wtf it's a 350 line C program <Raziel> I can work with this [.. 10 minutes later ..] <Raziel> god this code <Raziel> MIXED TABS AND SPACES <Raziel> incompetent linux swine bastards [.. 20 minutes later ..] <Raziel> oh god <Raziel> I regret looking at this

<Raziel> fuck sleep <Raziel> ima play video games (next day) <Raziel> man <Raziel> that is the worst night's sleep I've had in a long time

<Bad> It took 13 years <Bad> 13 years <gojira> wtf is IM <Bad> For people to realize fervor does nothing in aoe2 <Raziel> wtf is fervor <Bad> monk +15% move speed <Bad> It did nothing at all <Bad> And nobody noticed <moop> tbh <moop> 15% is not that much <Bad> It's huge lol <gojira> its enough to see <moop> it's like 5% with some 10% <moop> +-10% <Bad> 10% move speed for infantry is a game changer <Bad> So 15% on monks is huge <gojira> like human eyes can detect a 10% change <gojira> sorry <gojira> human perception <gojira> you can't detect changes smaller than 10% though <Raziel> 10% on infantry is noticeable because your infantry can chase down enemy retreating infantry suddenly <Raziel> monks is way more subtle <Bad> Still hilarious that it took 13 years to detect <Raziel> yeah <gojira> 'detect' <gojira> one dude in the comments on some subforum <gojira> 'hey guys i checked its not true' <moop> tbh i knew it all along <moop> i just didn't want to say anything <moop> didn't want to be called a fag <Bad> moop: fag

<ad13> my belly button is sore when i pull it <ad13> :( <Bad> ... pull it <ad13> like, put my finger in the hole, and move it around <Bad> uhm <ad13> gently like <Bad> ok <ad13> nothing crazy

<garne> __bot__: <garne> Bad: <garne> rofl there is sonekne on the train texting someone called <garne> "maman d'amour' __bot__ <garne> Bad <garne> fuck is this <garne> not my fault __bot__ has shit nick <garne> Bad*

<moop> gojira: f/m/k zid, psycho_holiday, nonpc <gojira> wtf <gojira> how can you make it this hard <gojira> marry nonpc, fuck psycho kill zid probably but i have no idea how any of them looks <moop> i've seen dick pics of zid <moop> think he pretty nice if you're into that 🤔

<Raziel> I'm no tits professional I'm just an amateur

<garne> i posted some pics and a video on fb, and tagged gf sister as gd doesnt use facebook. then a colleague says i thought your gf was ginger <garne> i said "wat" <garne> no comtext <garne> i ask to elaborate <garne> he says i saw your post and om the video she gave you blow kisses <garne> i was cringing so much was like <garne> why is he stalking me <garne> writing it makes me cringe <garne> anyway he leaving next week so is ok

<Raziel> There's a stop show going on right now <Raziel> I don't even <Bad> Raziel: fuck is a stop sow <Raziel> Strip <Bad> show <Bad> Ah <Bad> Uh <Bad> Interesting company you work for <Bad> wtf <garne> lol <garne> strip show with colleagues <garne> team building <moop> why is Raziel ircing during a strip show <garne> moop: seeing naked ladies for the first few times can be awkward <moop> Raziel: how many women do you have at work? <Bad> moop: lmao I didn't even think about this aspect <garne> also he didn't say whether it's a male strip show or female <Bad> imagine how awkward it must be <Bad> Being a female in a company that does strip club <moop> because srs made me think of that google diversity memo <Bad> moop: Can't have strip club team building if you have diversity quotas and non sexist HR <Bad> The guy has a point <Bad> Legit point <moop> ikr <moop> he was fired for our sins <Raziel> There were two, one of each gender <garne> lol what <Raziel> No sexism here

<Raziel> suddenly penis pain <garne> you fap too much <Raziel> fapped too little <Raziel> that's what <Valacar> or aids <dat_eye_-> Valacar <dat_eye_-> Are you male?

<Bad> So guys <Bad> This is the second time now and I've only been with my girl for a year <Bad> She does a lot of roleplaying in MMOs on her free time <Bad> And like in every roleplaying, there's fictional relationships and stuff <Bad> And for the second time in a year a guy thought it meant that she liked him irl <Bad> And is like <Bad> Dump your guy and be with me I'll treat you better <Bad> He doesn't deserve you etc <Bad> The whole nice guy attitude <Bad> Got him banned by the whole french roleplaying community on that game <Bad> It's fucking hilarious <moop> so the girl is dumping you <garne> wat <garne> fictional relationships and stuff? <garne> what am i reading <Bad> Well yeah her character has a life right <moop> ye garne like what you have with Raziel <Bad> She's some baker in some desert town or w/e <moop> fucking girl gamers amirite <Bad> And her character sometimes has relationships with other characters in order to make her character evolve right <Bad> There's no sex in their RP though, it's just like <garne> so it's just the character having a relationship with another character <Bad> Yes <garne> and the guy thought it meant oh players should have a relationship too <garne> lol <Bad> The stories move organically on RP servers <garne> fair enough, makes more sense now <Bad> If two characters seem like a good fit they both say ok they should be together <garne> funny <Bad> But it's characters, right <Bad> Yeah <Raziel> you should get her to accept the daate <Bad> First time it happened was like 6 months ago <Raziel> but then you show up <Bad> The guy got in full creep mode <Bad> Tried multiple times to make the characters have sexual RP <Bad> After a while she reported him and he got banned <garne> eodl <garne> rofl* <Bad> Then he started telling her on skype that he wants to date her <Bad> Even though he knew she was living with me <Bad> Now this time <garne> he knows a lot about her already <Bad> The guy she treated like a friend <Bad> So he knows some things about me and my relationship with her <Bad> Since they had friendly conversations <Bad> And he just went full crazy mode <Bad> Listed reasons why she's unhappy with me <moop> you have the list? <Bad> And listed reasons why she'd be better off with him <Bad> moop: well it happened ingame and I'm not gonna ask her to login again and see if there's logs or whatever, but off the top of my head it was the basic stuff <Bad> Like he's just with you for sex I'll treat you like a real woman etc et <Bad> He doesn't understand your true feelings etc <Bad> Why are you with a boring guy when I'm so much better etc etc et <Bad> The usual nice guy shit <moop> tbh that would work on me <Bad> He probably seriously believes it too <moop> would dump bf for him <Bad> rofl <Wan> I can hear the fedora tipping <Bad> Oh I forgot to mention, I think it's an important detail <Bad> The first one, from 6 months ago <Bad> He was married and had kids <Wan> ROFL <Bad> And offered to dump his wife for her <Bad> That made it easy to ban him from the RP community <Bad> They just had to say if you come back we talk to your wife <Bad> :)

<Raziel> god damn <Raziel> is there anything worse than bread becoming deformed in the shopping bag because you stacked things wrong? <Raziel> there probably is <Raziel> BUT NOT RIGHT NOW

<Bad> tfw I keep watching this harry potter x-men shit because I'm actually interested in the plot now <moop> rofl <Bad> tfw I keep watching this harry potter x-men shit because I'm actually interested in the plot now <Bad> tfw I keep watching this harry potter x-men shit because I'm actually interested in the plot now <Bad> ok maybe not roll elbow on keyboard

<gojira> it seems like a condition that possibly someday could not be met <Raziel> yeah I don't like it either but <Raziel> the same code is running __bot__ and has never hit issues <Raziel> so whatever

<moop> also the lady that was on the phone kept calling me a she <moop> 🤔 <moop> this is pretty emasculating <moop> should i sue her for emasculating a cripple? <Raziel> moop adventures <moop> she literally attacked my identity <moop> this is horrible <moop> i could get depressed <moop> could kill myself <moop> she should be put in jail <moop> I AM A MAN <moop> a manly man * moop flexes 💪 <Valacar> the more important thing is that you did not correct her <moop> rofl i actually did <moop> Valacar: you think she cared? <moop> she was mocking me <moop> tbh she realized eventually <moop> not when i corrected her tho <Valacar> wew <Valacar> harsh <moop> this is worse than rape by deception

<Bad> OMG THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN SINCE I SAW A MAN GIVE MOUTH TO MOUTH TO A DOG TO SAVE HIS LIFE AND ACTUALLY IT MIGHT BE EVEN BETTER LITERALLY WHERE CAN I BUY THIS RAZIEL I WOULD DRAG MY BALLS THROUGH GLASS IF I HAD TO IF IT MEANT I COULD OWN THIS GADGET

<ad13> goodness <ad13> just got a linked in message for a position in luxembourg; consulting for the software i used to work on <ad13> job sounds shit but the recruiter is gorgeous

<moop> so guys i was thinking <moop> maybe i should freeze some sperm in case i am actually diagnosed with ms <moop> that way i'll have some healthy sperm for the future <moop> that isn't affected by the diagnose

<moop> i put sugar and milk in my coffee! <moop> i'm a monster <Bad> I don't see anything wrong with milk or sugar in coffee. <Raziel> there's nothing wrong with it <Raziel> just like there's nothing wrong with being a woman, or being gay

<ad13> k guise <ad13> I need some animefag hangouts <ad13> for research, obviously

<ad13> Raziel: for bairn, the norwegian equivalent is "barne" apparently <Raziel> barn <Raziel> but this is an english channel <Raziel> english or gtfo <Bad> quoi Raziel <Bad> t'as un problème ? <Bad> tu veux te battre ? <Bad> ptit pd <Bad> norskfag <ad13> hah, even i see the petit pede <Bad> You in front of a mirror ad13 ? <Raziel> lmao

<Bad> truest lines of 2017 <Bad> 22:35:21 <Raziel> I'm retarded <Raziel> lines? <Raziel> that's just 1 line

<moop> fuck qdb <moop> rewatching a designated survivor scene for the third time because i was too busy reading qdb <moop> and rofling

<garne> seriously though i will miss my colleague <garne> took a picture of us having a beer <garne> https://i.imgur.com/BEPN9pK.png <garne> sad times <Raziel> I RECOGNIZE THAT URL <Raziel> NOT FALLING FOR IT <Raziel> CUNT <garne> rofl <garne> hahahahahahaahaha <moop> :D <Raziel> I'm fucking traumatized <garne> :D:D:DDDDD

<Raziel> I started taking beer today <Bad> Raziel: this usage of « taking » makes it sound like a hard drug <Bad> like you injected beer in your veins with a syringe <Raziel> well it is isn't it <Bad> or sniffed beer <Bad> Yeah it is a hard drug <Bad> But I mean <Raziel> I took it orally <Bad> name of your sextape

<Raziel> you don't know true uphills until you've stood on the... what do you call the escalators without steps? from the schiphol train station <gojira> stairs...

<Naypam> so I got a new laptop <Naypam> two very wrong things about it <ad13> another one? :D <Raziel> lol <Naypam> 1. dvorak and the US layout, it has those gay keys, it means I can't type the pipe symbol <Naypam> going to have to hack that <Naypam> 2. it has HotS motifs all over it <Naypam> not sure which is worse

<Raziel> fortnite seems like a better version of pubg <Raziel> moop mad? <Valacar> with what experience you are claiming that :D <Raziel> 2 minutes of stream watching <Valacar> java does seem like a better version of python

<garne> i did not miss staines <garne> or colleagues <garne> except one, he cool <garne> and a few others

<Naypalm> I just wanna cum <Naypalm> awwww yeeah <Naypalm> god damn <Naypalm> allllll nighhttttt <Naypalm> alllllll nayyyyyyyyytttttttttyyyyyy <Naypalm> nay is in everything <Naypalm> grr <Naypalm> argh

<Naypam> I once got a reacharound from a gay but I didn't get hard so it didn't work <Naypam> part of the bits of gay I've done <Naypam> ate someone's smegma too but that's another story

<Bad> >implying there is a too far regarding sex <Naypam> kinda true Bad but then there's things like mdma sex where you never cum <Bad> yeah drugs is the too far there

<Naypam> terraform show | grep SSH -B8 <Naypam> lul -B8 <Naypam> bate <Naypam> masturbate <Naypam> also I meant -A <Naypam> fucking always mix up -A and -B <Naypam> never -C tho <gojira> devops <Raziel> how do you mix those up <Raziel> A for after <Raziel> B for before <Raziel> ?????? <gojira> after 8? <Naypam> my mind went A comes before B so A shows prior lines <moop> alias A='B' imo <Naypam> not this retarded "A for After" bullshit like wtf <Naypam> who remembers this <Naypam> C for "before and after" amirite <Naypam> C for combined (ambiguous, see -A/B) <gojira> the fuck are you on about <Naypam> you know what <Naypam> fuck you <Naypam> suck my dick

<Bad> Naypam if a USB has a driver <Bad> Do you travel on a USB <Bad> Or in a USB ? <ad13> Bad: it has a driver because it's a bus <ad13> duh

<Naypam> fuck me in theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee tamborineeeeeeeeeeeee awwwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeahh

<Bad> The last 5 minutes of IRC are the most ad13 <Bad> Needs just a few more acronyms <Raziel> omg mind blown <Raziel> ad is also an abbreviation <Raziel> I knew this all along but never saw the connection until now <gojira> well... yea <gojira> and naypam means no diazepam <ad13> rofl <Raziel> hahaha <gojira> like <gojira> how do you not know these things

<ad13> love watching the rugby on bbc alba <ad13> penis for everyone

<Raziel> what the fucking shit <Raziel> `import pip` fails from bpython but not in a plain .py file <Raziel> rage <Wan> :b:python <Wan> 🅱️ <Wan> wait for it <Wan> :b:python <Wan> hmm <Wan> 😂😂 <Wan> 🅱️🅱️ <Wan> 🅱️ python <Wan> 🅱️ ython

<Phixion> ssh <moop> don't you shush me <Phixion> :) <how-high> LOL <how-high> haha <how-high> gonna steal your joke moop <how-high> if you do not mind

<how-high> do we have gingers here? <how-high> rumoured that they have pink buttholes <how-high> and then came sudden realization that I am 26 year old and still have no idea what color my anus is

[ Raziel starts a game named "Empires Apart" on Steam ] Valacar: do you need clue? Raziel: what? Valacar: well your empires are apart Valacar: h0h0h00h0h0h0h0h0h Raziel: you mean glue? Valacar: of fuck Valacar: nvm Valacar: this conversation never happened