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<Raziel> zid: razer abyssus, cheap and really fucking good <Vequeth> so is your mum

<Juno> norways idea of childcare is sticking them on an island with a psychpath shooting them

<dux0r> Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? <dux0r> because the P is silent <dux0r> What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? <dux0r> wipes his ass

<Naypam> ty for the backup kage, I got this <Naypam> also just masturbated in the toilet <Raziel> at work <Naypam> yeah, why would I masturbate in the toilet at home?

<haiku> SHUT THE FUCK UP NAYPAM NEXT TIME NO MORE FOOD

<Naypam> #reddit.dota2 pick your 5 best <Naypam> we'll fuck you <Trell> rofl <aL|Samo> I'll 1v5 you mothafuckas <dux0r> thats what your mom said

< haiku > ~~~~~~~COPY PASTE THIS IF YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL GYPPO ROMANIAN WHO DON'T NEED NO PICKPOCKETING ADVICE~~~~~~~~~~~

<midnightoil> fuck u they cant even pickpocket <kage> bro <kage> i'll have you know i can pickpocket the best <kage> i pickpocket so best, i stole your mum's virginity

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<kage> also i suck cock rofl

<kage> D. we are so fucking bad at games, it's hilarious <dux0r> speak for urself <dux0r> im grand masters <kage> at masturbating <kage> me too

<nonpc> guys, wait <nonpc> maybe a decent release of the new twilight is out <nonpc> ah yeeee

<Laiz> Raziel doto? <DOTO> wat

<zid> yo Raziel <zid> can I ask you something? <Raziel> yes <zid> doto? <Raziel> omg

<Raziel> I don't think nonpc understands col1 = col2 <nonpc> what <BadFurDay> or some grouping on count(*) > 1 <lovely> Which is why I explained it. <nonpc> ofc I do :| <nonpc> col1 = other row's col1 and col2 = other row's col2 <nonpc> not sure how it can be explained any more

<happy0> some day i shall make my way into the bash.. some day <Garner> You're not too much on the bash because you're not a retard

<Naypam> true story: I came in my own eye once

<wellborg> i like big cocks and i cannot lie <wellborg> butts <wellborg> i mean butts

<Garner> PENIS IN MY MOUTH

<Naypam> inb4 raziel floating cars <Naypam> been practicing on keys for years <Naypam> can now float keys <Naypam> cars* <BadFurDay> what am I reading <BadFurDay> Naypam you are drunk <Naypam> Raziel | I have this weird thing where my hand floats one key to the right <Naypam> wtf does that even bean BadFurDay <BadFurDay> bean <Naypam> explain it to me

<Naypam> home time :) <Laiz> k <lovely> k <faggot> k <Garner> k <kage_> k * faglife has joined #redditeu <faglife> k <lovely> k <Garner> k <kage_> k <faggot> k <lovely> k <Garner> k <faglife> k <faggot> k <lovely> k <Garner> k <faglife> k <faggot> k <lovely> k <Garner> k <faggot> k <faglife> k <kage_> k * k_ has joined #redditeu <k_> k <lovely> k <faglife> k <faggot> k <kage_> k <Garner> k <dux0r> k <Naypam> su.p

<kage> http://i3.minus.com/ibvvdSalngwckY.jpg <kage> oh content aware fill <kage> you so good <Raziel> ;P <GalacticPrick> LOL very nice <lovely> that's the worst photoshop yet kage <lovely> you can still the fucking pole <lovely> just blurred <lovely> >-< <kage> the shit nigga, you spend more than 3 minutes on it <lovely> so <lovely> you fuck girls for 2 minutes <lovely> because its good <lovely> no <lovely> you put effort in it <lovely> and the outcome is good <lovely> not like this <Raziel> hahaha <lovely> you look like you do halfassed work in a halfassed timeframe now <kage> yes, you should definetly put in half an hour <kage> so you can photoshop a dog pissing in a lil girl's mouth <kage> cause you just want it to look good <kage> is that what it is lovely? <wellninja> good job kage <lovely> http://buffer.io/~simon/raziel.jpg <kage> look at those blurry edges <lovely> its ok <lovely> i only spent 3 minutes on it * GalacticPrick has quit (Signed off) <lovely> this is exactly the excuse microsoft had for ME <Raziel> the pic of me was taken by a webcam <lovely> "we only worked 3m inuets on it" <Raziel> lol <Raziel> I was about to comment <lovely> do you tell your clients that kage ? <Raziel> "3 million minutes?" <lovely> yeah you think it sucks? <kage> no lovely <lovely> well i only spent 3 minutes on it <kage> we bill by hour <kage> we code 3 minutes <kage> bill 3 days <kage> obviously

<Naypam> god damn my toilet is broke <lovely> broken I assume? <Naypam> broke! <lovely> is it an gash? <Naypam> not sure how to activate the toilet from inside the pool of water * Naypam stupid <Naypam> nothing pulls! but the toilet handle is a lever1 <Naypam> so idk <Naypam> it's come detached from something <kage> haiku left for 1 day <kage> and your house completely falls apart <kage> i'd check if there are any screws missing <lovely> haha

<nonpc> before Nirvana went sellout mode

<BFD|Slave> HuK is playing decently :D <BFD|Slave> nvm <BFD|Slave> he shat

<Naypalm> https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Offended <nonpc> omg <nonpc> what <nonpc> the <nonpc> fuck

<BadFurDay> do you like shit Naypalm <BadFurDay> do you like <BadFurDay> turd play <BadFurDay> Don't lie to me <Naypalm> BadFurDay doesn't bother me <BadFurDay> what <Naypalm> don't give a fuck <BadFurDay> no this is not a good answer <BadFurDay> it repulses you <BadFurDay> no <BadFurDay> no you don't <BadFurDay> god <BadFurDay> why do I still ask you questions <Naypalm> I'm so desperate right now I'd fuck an animal * Naypalm runs to farm <BadFurDay> shit is foul <nonpc> BadFurDay, why does that girl not interact with me :( <BadFurDay> nonpc: you don't eat your own cum <nonpc> oh <Naypalm> I have :D * Naypalm nom nom <dux0r> feces and semen hour on #redditeu <dux0r> just like clockwork

<Garner> BadFurDay <Garner> Ultimate question <Garner> Which country is third world? <BadFurDay> Garner: Countries with no internet (but a massive presence in MMOs, ruining them) <BadFurDay> Such as poland, russia, brazil <BadFurDay> Those countries get most of their food through cannibalism and eating rocks and snow

<nonpc> Laiz, could you shut the fuck up. No one gives a shit, you never say anything that's remotely useful. You're clearly a waste of the bytes you transfer to/from the internet.

<nonpc> I like how phones have anuses where you insert a cable

<Naypam> http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=22079 <Naypam> bought that <Naypam> looks like a spaceship <Naypam> gonna fuck it

<Juno> Sometimes when I'm watching live streams, I hold my mouse cursor over the streamer's cursor and pretend we are holding hands.

<Naypam> BFD|Slave. <Naypam> was your ex... <Naypam> a bee? <Naypam> are you a bee BFD|Slave? <BFD|Slave> POSSIBLY <BFD|Slave> You'll never know Naypam <BFD|Slave> Unless you come visit <BFD|Slave> Or I come visit <Naypam> :D <Naypam> fly on over baby <Naypam> watch out for the snow <BFD|Slave> Bees can't cross the channel you dipshit <BFD|Slave> And they hibernate <BFD|Slave> omg <BFD|Slave> how am I meant to <BFD|Slave> you fucking clueless faggot <nonpc> the fck <nonpc> is going on <Naypam> of course they can cross the channel <Naypam> else how did they get to scotland? <Naypam> by boat? <Naypam> did they make a little bee boat? <Naypam> a bee longship? <Naypam> GET A GRIP YOU IDIOT

<dux0r> Milk contains water <nonpc> no?

<nonpc> I remember talking to a retard. <nonpc> Oh wait, I am always the retard.

<Naypam> I wish they'd tax sugar <Naypam> I fucking wish <Naypam> and have a minimum legal age like cigarettes <Naypam> it's utterly ludicrous getting everybody fed and hooked on sugar <Naypam> then fat and dying <Naypam> and costing money because of health bills <Naypam> with no extra tax to cover that like there is with alcohol and tobacco * Naypam rage <Naypam> any time you bring up "tax sugar" fat fucks cry about opression <Naypam> "I need freedom to be fat, don't stop me" <Naypam> fuc you <Naypam> cunts <Naypam> good example, Laiz shouldn't be allowed to buy food <Naypam> should only be given salad <Laiz> wtf fuck <Naypam> you should have to carry a BMI sticker around <Naypam> and if it's > 25 you don't get sugar <Naypam> only salad <Naypam> salad and water <lovely> ... <Naypam> anyway I'm-a move to spain where nobody can afford food

<nonpc> I hate it how Laiz doesnt take this channel seriously. He thinks it's a fuckign playground for him. And thinks it's like funny or something. Fuckign ass.

<Raziel> I have overlays waiting for you <Raziel> :3 <Naypam> :3 is the most useless smile <Naypam> it doesn't actually convey anything at all <Naypam> it's just pure superfluoity <BadFurDay> it does, Naypam <BadFurDay> it's the furfag smiley <Raziel> perfect for when I don't want to say anything in particular <BadFurDay> if you ever noticed, furries always end their phrases with :3 <BadFurDay> ALWAYS <Raziel> nyan :3 <BadFurDay> when you have some furry faggot popping up on your website <BadFurDay> you can tell by the :3 <BadFurDay> Raziel: furry <Raziel> if being in love with your hairy armpits makes me furry so be it

<Naypam> a pinch of nay juice and he'll be ready to fight a war! <Laiz> Nay sauce <Laiz> oh man <Naypam> here's the trick. <Raziel> how do you make nay juice? <Raziel> mix whisky and whisky? <Naypam> requirements: microphone, freezing plate, kettle <Naypam> I'm telling you Raziel <Naypam> turn microphone to max and let Naypam speak from it <Naypam> holf freezing plate above microphone <Naypam> let boiling water boil ont freezing plaet <Naypam> suddenly <Naypam> on plate appears a solid <Naypam> from my voice <Naypam> that's nay sauce <Naypam> now you can eat <Naypam> and you'll feel better

<nonpc> BadFurDay, how's coding going <BadFurDay> Good ! <nonpc> What are you coding bro? <Garner> A penis in 3d <BadFurDay> nonpc: A penis in 3d <BadFurDay> Actually, doing something silly for my website on april 1st <BadFurDay> A rain of spinning dicks <Garner> Wow <BadFurDay> They fall down slowly like snowflakes, funny shit <BadFurDay> I am so not 12 years old <Garner> Hard to code though, must be sure semen doesn't leak <BadFurDay> :D <BadFurDay> Super easy to code, won't leak <BadFurDay> You just add a dickplug() <BadFurDay> And an urethratampon()

<Naypam> TvT <Naypam> easy <Raziel> no <Naypam> yeah <Naypam> I just dropped <Naypam> won <Naypam> actually was a zerg <Naypam> still

<happy0> inb4 penis joke <BadFurDay> penis joke <happy0> hahah. every time

<kage__> thought about getting a webcam for you guys <kage__> but then decided not to <kage__> cause i play in my underwear <happy0> ararararara~ <Raziel> lol <Ensiferous> kage__: What brand? <kage__> logitech <kage__> ofc <kage__> i only buy logitech peripherals <kage__> their 1080p webcam <Ensiferous> kage__: No what brand of underwear?

<nonpc> Raziel is like the parent here. Everyone is a child, testing Raziel's limits. Raziel will always lose. He can't ban kids because he will be left alone.

<ad13> I should've just nailed the hot rock chick in the caves that gave us the free joint <ad13> But for some reason when I smoke weed I just don't care about getting laid <ad13> Tim was like "very disappointed in you last night" lol

<Raziel> well if I was making a website from scratch I would use drupal or something

<foxpc> Started chatting up with this one girl. She seems nice. <foxpc> Gonna report when I have more info! <Juno> what colour her underwear? <foxpc> Juno, I hope, red! <Juno> eww <foxpc> wut. <foxpc> red color is the best color! <Pianoo> you on omegle again fox?

<BadFurDay> Cmaj7 is not a thing. Do re la is.

<Happy0> Naypam: the news is that thatcher died in response to you returning to the country <Happy0> uglad?

<Naypam> we actually put out buckets <Naypam> when it rains <Naypam> indoors <Naypam> :|