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<BFD|Slave> fuck you that's what <BFD|Slave> watching TaeJa? <Raziel> trying to <Raziel> but also have to reply to 5 people on skype <BFD|Slave> TRYING <BFD|Slave> HAVE TO <BFD|Slave> what is this <BFD|Slave> nazi germany edition of skype? <Juno> lol <Juno> Raziel pretending he busy <Juno> when actually no job <BFD|Slave> Juno: handling the tb fanclub takes time

<dux0r> You know the stick Ent in LOTR that gets set on fire then pushed over with the water? <dux0r> That's Naypam <dux0r> Skinny as a fuckin stick and 2 miles tall

<BFD|Slave> gtfo world of tanks ad :( <Raziel> this is more important than watching gsl <BFD|Slave> not relaxing <BFD|Slave> I want zoozoo <BFD|Slave> Gonna go watch zoozoo on youtube instead <BFD|Slave> Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1unKjzlfrFA * BFD|Slave chills <Raziel> THE AUDIO ISN'T CHOPPY <Raziel> I NEED MY STREET DRUG ZOOZOO AD WITH CHOPPY AUDIO <BFD|Slave> omg <BFD|Slave> zoozoo started in gsl <BFD|Slave> zoozoo is playing TWICE on my browser <BFD|Slave> SIMULTANEOUSLY <Raziel> LOL * BFD|Slave dies

<ad13> rofl murica <ad13> true story, when i woke up and checked bbc news, all it had was "Fatal bomb blast kills 3 and injures many ..." <ad13> so i was like "Oh well another suicide bomber in iraq or some shit" and skipped right over it <ad13> wasn't until i'd got to work people like "ZOMG DID U HEER?"

* Raziel is nazi <Raziel> teehee

<Naypam> aoetnsuhaonseuhaoesnuhtaoeu <Naypam> oensuhtuhaonsetuh <Naypam> aoeutnhaoeutnshaoesuthoeuh <Naypam> aoesuthsaoenuhaonsetuhaoensutuh <Naypam> aoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnaoeushtnh <Naypam> aoseuhsonhusontuh <Naypam> hi guys <Naypam> testihng my aoeu

<fabe> very odd my gf wants to watch champions league and knows all the teams/players <fabe> that was unexpected <dux0r> you have a gf? <dux0r> that is very odd indeed

<Garner> «»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«» <Naypam> BFD|Slave you have sex once a month and it lasts 45 minutes because you're french and all the french are prissy fucks that spend 5 hours doing foreplay only to stroke each other with a feather and suddenly cum a blob the size of a fucking pea with absolutely zero enjoyment. enjoy your french fantasy life and not living in the real world. TRUT HHURTS

<SmegmaShart> Happy0: /part q register <Fakeziel> I like to smell my dick before I perform autofellatio, also nothing is as exciting to me as the thought of being the victim of a sodomy

<Juno> fuck off foxpc

<Gloop> Garner so nigger he can't even spell job <Garner> fuck you Gloop <Garner> you french pornstar

<Raziel> insta added to quote db <Garner> raziel <Raziel> insta added! <Garner> rofo <BFD|Slave> insta downvoted <Garner> BFD|Slave insta mad <BFD|Slave> or I guess, downplussed <BFD|Slave> whetever you can call that <BFD|Slave> MINUSED <BFD|Slave> intsa minused

<Happy0> > Be me, visiting Naypalm's flat for the first time <Happy0> > Enter the RedditEU gaming lounge <Happy0> > goodtimes.jpg <Happy0> > Open my mouth to say 'yoyoyo' and inquire to as the state of the dealio <Happy0> > Trip over the famous cum stain on the carpet <Happy0> > Fall, face first, onto a syringe <Happy0> > Scramble to get up.. Syringes catching on to me everywhere as I flail around <Happy0> > Like I'm in a cactus farm <Happy0> > Find myself in Naypam's bedroom. Blood on the walls, the sheets, everywhere. <Happy0> > Naypam in a k-hole in the corner, shoe on his head, vacant expression <Happy0> > Scream <Happy0> > Run into the money vault <Happy0> help me end this story, guys =[ <Happy0> i'm not sure where to take it!

<Naypam> you could replace tips <Naypam> with an imaginary number at the end of your payment <Naypam> so like if the waitress was really good <Naypam> oh hey <Naypam> the bill is 40.23? <Naypam> have 40.23.9 <Naypam> but they actually only get 40.23 <Naypam> and a feeling of satisfaction

<Naypam> got my blue snowball detected by linux <Naypam> by dropping it on the floor

<Juno> newkirk city <Juno> newkirk city <Juno> newkirk city <Juno> newkirk city <Juno> newkirk city <RazielTipBot> R> Juno just won R 0.004

<Raziel> [20:40] <ad13> who is the fuck is <Raziel> try again with correct grammar! <Raziel> god damn british people can't do anything right <ad13> what. there's nothing wrong with that. <ad13> OH LOL.

< Naypam > the guy's scottish is too thick to understand

<Naypam> I fucking hate linux <Naypam> it's awful

<Garner> I am a retard

<kage> dude, being nay would be so amusing <kage> you'd do the craziest shit and you'd get a free pass from people <kage> because you're fucking nay <kage> like, if i were to start putting things in my ass people would be disgusted <kage> whenever nay does it on webcam people cheer for more <kage> that's how fun being nay is <kage> !

<Naypam> I got fit so easily when I worked outside <Naypam> was strongest EU <foxpc> fit <Naypam> arms of steel <Naypam> was good shit <Raziel> what job was that Naypam? <ad13> omg <Naypam> cleaning up the streets :D

<kage> i'm waiting for the first korean to call himself PokeMon <kage> or SailorMoon <kage> or something <BadFurDay> What if someone decided to use a shitty nick nobody can pronounce that sounds like a failed attempt at being edgy? <BadFurDay> Azgatoth. <Naypam> rofl <BadFurDay> Now THAT would be a terrible nick. <BadFurDay> Naypam: btw, redditeu tournament is in 1h <BadFurDay> Hope you got warned <kage> >BadFurDay, <kage> but what if someone decided to actually pronounce his fucking nick wrong <kage> and have everyone confused <kage> why not spell it Razeel <BadFurDay> But it's pronounced Naziel, I don't understand. <kage> we could have a tourney without Raziel <kage> and we'd all be like <kage> surprise motherfucker <kage> when he got home <BadFurDay> rofl <BadFurDay> but we have to host it so that it starts 10 mins after he arrives home <BadFurDay> And tell him we warned him weeks in advance <kage> maybe we could get TotalBiscuit to cast <kage> if we sucked his cock hard enough <Naypam> BadFurDay | Naypam: btw, redditeu tournament is in 1h <Naypam> omfg <Naypam> brb going home, installing windows <Naypam> wtf raziel <Naypam> no warning

<Naypam> pretty sure you can? I think BBC Radio is free worldwide <lovely> We don't pay our tv costs Naypam. <lovely> So they might send inspectors after us. <Naypam> haha, the BBC? <BadFurDay> rofl BBC inspectors <BadFurDay> They would be all like « you wot m8 » <lovely> YOU WOT M8 <lovely> NAE LICENSE!? <lovely> AGAINST THE WALL <BadFurDay> Exactly how I picture it <lovely> With their top hats. <lovely> And bobby uniforms. <lovely> And they'll haul a red phone booth with them. <lovely> And ride a double decker bus. <Naypam> omfg it's not like that at all <Naypam> they write you a letter <BadFurDay> yes Naypam, that's the first step <Naypam> then apparently come and check and say "let us in" <Naypam> and you say "no" <BadFurDay> a letter handwritten by the queen <Naypam> and then they can't come back <Naypam> because they have no actual authority <BadFurDay> then the double deck bus arrives <BadFurDay> with the guards <BadFurDay> and their marge simpson hats <lovely> only the guards cant move BadFurDay <lovely> so they just stand there <lovely> in silence <Naypam> omg <Naypam> not even like that <Naypam> wtf <BadFurDay> wow Naypam are you even british? <BadFurDay> scotland is part of queen's land <lovely> while they eat a "pie" <BadFurDay> Hopefully under an umbrella <lovely> MY DEAR OLD CHAP, NAE LICENSE!? <lovely> BRING IN THE GUARDS! <lovely> And they just stand there.

<ad13> hmm you know <ad13> I would postulate that a hard workout in the gym is better than sex <ad13> Hear me out on this lads <ad13> More tits, nicer tits, tits in motion <ad13> Then, after you're done, there's no nagging or shit, just a blissful feeling

<kage> same, i just got done eating a salad and wanna watch a stream in bed <BadFurDay> kage: desrow <Naypam> you need a dual screen monitor for that

<kage> i tried going commando for a while in highschool <kage> but my balls got too sweaty <kage> too often <BFD|Slave> :( <kage> :(

<kage> but you know <kage> it was fun being able to easily unzip during class <kage> and showing people my junk <kage> it's true <kage> i'm like calling people half way across the class <kage> and showing them my junk <kage> and laughing like a maniac <BFD|Slave> rofl <kage> worst was when you were noticed by the professor <kage> and <kage> you needed to stand up <kage> unzipped <kage> or you could zip <kage> but he'd notice

<nonpc> I like spending my time and choosing condoms <nonpc> it's like <nonpc> building a computer or osmething <nonpc> even more interesting

<BFD|Slave> Garner: Let's talk about moop's masturbation habits. He looks at trannies and gay porn, then, once he's about to ejaculate, he grabs his balls tightly and says « no no no no, I'm not allowed to come, I'm heterosexual ». Once the deed is (not) done, he looks for some hetero porn and spends 2h trying to get himself to come, usually only managing it when there's one of those shots from behind where you are exposed to a man's scrot and ass as he does a girl. He then goes on internet forums and IRC channels to tell everyone he's just masturbated, to make himself feel better. They call him a faggot and a homo, but deep inside he knows he never came to gay porn or trannies, and that makes him strictly hetero. He's proud of it. He's the proudest little virgin on the face of the planet.

<kage__> i played a horrible game of ZvP <kage__> where i busted this really bad gold protoss <kage__> on us <kage__> i am not one to bm <kage__> but this guy was bad <kage__> so i just said <kage__> how bad can you be? <kage__> and he said <kage__> do you like dick? <kage__> and i'm like <kage__> yes <kage__> and he quit <kage__> fucking homophobe

<Naypam> 9-0 best possible score <Naypam> 6 <Naypam> 6-90 <Naypam> 6-0 <Naypam> 4-2 worst <Naypam> no <Naypam> 6-3 <Naypam> fml <BadFurDay> I understand why olivia is with you <BadFurDay> you're the only person who makes her feel clever in comparison

<Naypam> 6 BO3s per group? <BadFurDay> yes <BadFurDay> no <BadFurDay> wait no wtf <BadFurDay> wait <BadFurDay> yes

<BFD|Slave> I swear I've tried to see the baby try autofellatio

<nonpc> Say congrats on the new job! <nonpc> Mr. Naypam <nonpc> Self-employed <Naypam> but that was a basic game <Naypam> BASIC <Naypam> game <Naypam> thanks nonpc <Naypam> fuck off * Q sets mode: +o Naypam <nonpc> gz Naypam * Naypam sets mode: +b nonpc!*@* * nonpc was kicked by Naypam (nonpc) [later] <nonpc> I'll be damned if I ever come back to this piece of shit channel

<Naypam> my mum walked in on me masturbating on the floor <Naypam> kicked the door shut in her face <Naypam> finished up <Naypam> was like nothing happened.

<Naypam> I read about spooning in my mum's porno book (no pictures) when I was about 8yo <Naypam> was in the bathroom <BadFurDay> ROFL <Naypam> was like "hmm I'll read this" <Raziel> your mum's porno book <Raziel> porno book (no pictures) <BadFurDay> Raziel: his mum's porno book <BadFurDay> no pictures <Naypam> I would actually take her into my basement <Naypam> and do bad things to her

<kage> me and bfs when i'm in Paris <kage> bfd* <BadFurDay> bfs <BadFurDay> kage has bfs <BadFurDay> confirmed <kage> wtf is bfs ? <BadFurDay> boyfriends <kage> oh, i have a couple of them <ganar> "a couple of them" <kage> yep

<BFD|Slave> why are you a faggot Naypam ? <Naypam> because I eat dick for a living

<kage_> nigga nigga bitch nigga <kage_> nigga fried chicken nigga <kage_> watermelon nigga <kage_> nigga nigga <kage_> bitch nigga <kage_> nigga <moop> racismeu <kage_> white women <kage_> titties <kage_> ass

<BFD|Slave> do you know why Raziel burned all the jews? <BFD|Slave> he was trying to cook the third rice

<BFD|Slave> I value my heterosexuality too much <BFD|Slave> to drink fruit beer

<Raziel> PEP 420 <Raziel> yolo

<BFD|Slave> Gee moop stop being such a Raziel <Raziel> wow internet dropped <Raziel> wtf did you say about me <BFD|Slave> What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I coded my own wordpress plugin, and I've been involved in numerous secret laravel conclaves, and I have over 300 confirmed commits. I am trained in php and I'm the top code monkey in the entire norwegian dev forces. You are nothing to me but just another coder. I will grind your code the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the internet and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you with over seven hundred wordpress plugins, and that's just with my own code. Not only am I extensively trained in framework usage, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Laravel Framework Alpha Release Repository and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will cook rice all over you and you will burn in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

<Naypam> I can see myself in romania <Naypam> casually walking home from DH <Naypam> to the hotel near kage's <Naypam> and masturbating as I walk <Naypam> kage going NO <Naypam> NO <Naypam> NO NAY NO <Naypam> and slapping my dick <Naypam> until it goes soft <Naypam> and falls off

<Raziel> https://wiki.php.net/rfc/phpdbg <Raziel> it's happening <kage> by this point no php developer actually knows how to use a debugger in the first place <kage> raziel <Raziel> haha <kage> "that looks hard, why can't i just var_dump? i've always var_dumped and it's been fine" <Raziel> I think you're right for 95% of users <kage> exactly <kage> ask Bad if he knows what a debugger even is <kage> last time he's touched one, his father put a can of RAID in his hands and asked him to spray it in his room

<moop> why is 6 afraid of 7 <Garner> because 7 8 9 <Raziel> because 7 is a libertarian who won't shut up about his political agenda?

<Bad> I thought of you today btw Raziel <Bad> There was this funny looking midget right <Bad> Because he was black and I had never seen a black midget before <Bad> Well, there's that singer from the Geto Boys but he looks jamaican black, not african black <Bad> Anyway I was like damn that's interesting <Bad> And like, that would be a sight for my man Raziel <Bad> Pretty much it. <Raziel> o_o

<Naypam> either way I'm ready to suck hard cock or swing that flaccid round my head like a lasso

<Bad> do you know Raziel <Bad> why she couldn't fit a block of 5gb of shit up her ass? <Raziel> wat <Bad> it's obvious Raziel <Bad> because the ass was fat32