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<moop> Raziel: probably you have some tiny asshole that is hard to spot

<Naypam> I wouldn't mind being a fairy <Naypam> of the elven variety though

<Raziel> you know <Raziel> java were way ahead of their time with JARs <Raziel> they're basically containers!

<Naypam> tempted to put my exposed bellend in this cold san pelegrino to see if it feels nice <Naypam> 🤔

<moop> get a room you fucking homos <moop> if you know what i mean <moop> ;) <Bad> I don't <Bad> elaborate <moop> basically have a nonsexual gay sex <Bad> I see <Bad> nonsexual sex <gojira> i can just hear moop making his sound can you Raziel <Bad> what is the sound gojira <Bad> describe it <gojira> remember when moop had an aneurysm? <Raziel> so many times <Naypam> I can't imagine Raziel making any sounds or putting in any effort in a sexual encounter with moop <Naypam> he'd just be lying on his front <gojira> wat <Naypam> with moop going like a bunny at him <Bad> Naypam that sounds accurate <Naypam> Bad gets it <Bad> I actually see it <Bad> you hive visioned it to me <Bad> Naypam do you hear it <Bad> it goes ploploploploplopolplopl balls on skin <Bad> and at the same time <Bad> Raziel is mute except for a sigh because he's bored <gojira> Naypam <gojira> did you just really describe that <gojira> like wtf <gojira> Raziel is clearly a top <gojira> and moop a bottom <gojira> look how tiny moop is <Bad> hell no gojira <moop> i'm huge <Bad> moop can't be a bottom because he is oppressed irl <gojira> moop spreading Raziels hairy cheeks with tiny moop dick? <gojira> i dunno <Bad> he has to be a top in the bedroom to compensate

<Bad> My syslog is ddosed by irccloud <Bad> Pretty much

<Naypam> Can't play Dota with a hangover

<Valacar> is how-hiGh serious about the stuff he says must be the biggest mystery of our era

<Naypam> tfw my keyboard's almost age of consent <Raziel> I just attack pencils to my fingers before typing

<moop> so Bad why don't french have a word for enterpreneur <Bad> We don't have such a thing because we are not as good as americans <Bad> We can't create only imitate <moop> like that matrix quote, "imitate this" <moop> or something <Bad> yeah <Bad> you can each take one pill, be it the blue one you will experience reality, be it the green one you will go into space <Bad> my favorite part of the matrix <moop> don't you go into 420valhalla if you toke the green pill tho <Bad> no that's after the scene where Morphoses fucks Leia but she's his aunt (...one hour later) <ad13> wtf <ad13> isn't it red pill

<Raziel> morning <Bad> fuck off and die Raziel <Bad> nobody talks during those mornings <Bad> those where you wake up with a poo emergency <Bad> which leaves no time for a shower <Bad> I feel so dirty <Bad> I want to die

<Garner> I wish my gf could laugh at the nigga video <Garner> she literally knows nothing about memes <Garner> NOTHING

<Garner> but french on phone is harder than sucking my own dick <Naypam> god there's nothing worse than typing on a phone <Naypam> even sucking your own dick is better

<Psycho_Holiday> gojira, will be unicum soon moop <moop> unicum <Psycho_Holiday> super-unicum for today

<Garner> we have one muslim <Garner> Bad <Garner> no alcohol <ad13> typical <ad13> fucking 1080p <ad13> I really wish I was wrong about how the work VPN works <ad13> I wasn't :(

<Bad> I was doing all this sports shit right <Bad> Rollerblading used to be seen as not gay back in the day so there were always groupie-ish girls <Bad> And this one once told me my parents are gone tonight I'll be bored wanna come over :))))) <Bad> I said no I have to practice for next week's race and I'll need sleep <Bad> Took me like 5 years to have a random flashback memory to this scene <Bad> That made me cringe so hard I had to stop walking and start talking out loud to myself <Bad> I think everyone who's been social in their teens went through such an experience <Bad> With or without remembering it <Raziel> thank god I wasn't social [sometime later] <Raziel> https://www.twitch.tv/shadder2k placements about to happen <Raziel> this was massively entertainign last time he did it <moop> eh i'll watch <Raziel> wanna mumble while we watch moop? <moop> Raziel: nah but ty <gojira> Bad: ^ <gojira> moop just didnt realized )

<Naypam> funny story related to penises <Naypam> took off my watch and masturbated at like 8am this morning <Naypam> fell asleep <Naypam> slept on my watch <Naypam> woke up with watch mark on my bum <Naypam> true story

<Naypam> instead of ordering a pizza I cooked beetroot, kale and oven'd tatties -.- <Naypam> what has my life come to <Naypam> also haiku discovering my secret beers! <Naypam> wtf

<Valacar> but technically i'm bilingual since my father speaks swedish as his native language <gojira> AHA <gojira> NOT A REAL FIN <Valacar> tho he never speaks it :D <gar> u finnoswede? <Valacar> kinda <Valacar> and kinda not <Naypam> OHHHHHH <gojira> that is enough for today <Naypam> Valacar is swedish <Naypam> this explains EVERYTHING <Valacar> I AM NTO <Valacar> NOT <Naypam> I did not realise this <Naypam> I should have know oh my god

<Valacar> duolingo teaches sweden's swedish that is different from finland's swedish -_- <Naypam> so you admit you don't speak finnish but finnish swedish? <Valacar> so i have to translate finnish to english to finland's sweden to sweden's swedish when i'm using duolingo! <Valacar> a lot harder than english to spanish <Naypam> > finland's sweden <Naypam> I see the rivalry is still strong <Naypam> technically it's not YOUR sweden <Raziel> no no you're misreading it Naypam <Raziel> it's short for "finland is sweden" <Naypam> ohhh <Valacar> oh my god

<gar> rofl <gar> i love how the dm writes irrelevant words in capital letters <gar> the queen JUST died today <moop> wait gar she did? <gar> yes <ad13> fuck you gar, I had a heart attack <gar> ad13: why <ad13> you said the queen died

[ at 2:34 in the morning ... ] <Wan> Hello <Wan> I'm a dog <Wan> I smell like shit <Wan> I shit <Wan> I eat shit <Wan> That's all I do <Wan> But look, I can learn stupid tricks like "sit", so you think I'm smart <Wan> But deep down, I just wished I could eat more shit and stink more. <Wan> Oh wait, I heard a noise, I'll now bark non fucking stop for the next 3 hours even if it's 2 AM <Wan> But look, I can guard a house! <Wan> ...not. If a bulgar comes, I'll litterally shit myself <Wan> But hey, that means more shit for me to have! <Wan> And I'll be sad when I'll se your mangled corpse, because I'll ask myself "Who'll feed me now?" <Wan> Because I can't hunt for shit. <Wan> Gotta go, I think I heard an other dog existing, afk losing my shit for the next hours, <Wan> Dog

<Wan> HOLY SHIT <Wan> Showing #1-50 out of 420 quotes <Wan> qdb is now dank af <Raziel> ermergerd

<gar> this is cringe #1 of the day <gar> Trying to hold against something while the train moves, it's so crowded i kept touching that girl's hand by accident <Bad> nice <gar> Then i moved it and she moved it as well <gar> touched again <Bad> rofl <gar> 3 times

<moop> like remember in army <moop> i needed at least a week to get used to new environment before i could masturbate <moop> duno why

<+how-hiGh> The sun will set at 5:45 PM. <+how-hiGh> https://goo.gl/search/What+time+does+the+sun+set <__bot__> https://goo.gl/search/What => https://www.google.com/search?q=What

<moop> what's the full monty <moop> is it like monty python <ad13`> oh moop <moop> well if you're a british movie and you have monty in the name it's only fair to assume that it's related to monty python <moop> in my opinion <gar> Could be monty rust

<Valacar> i've even driven professionally <moop> Valacar: the fuck is 'driven professionally' <Bad> moop: he has drive in his work <Bad> drives him to succeed <moop> like my part time work in JIDF <Valacar> i have worked as a lorry driver for 8ish months plus few summers <moop> Valacar: do they realize how awful the word 'bish' sounds? <Valacar> wat? <ad13> lel <ad13> moop saw 8ish and read bish

<moop> like before that i was fine being misogynistic neckbeard, but ever since they started holocaust denial its just not the same

<moop> wtf lol <moop> if (item1 == 0) do_something() <moop> item1 is not 0 <moop> yet the code goes into do_something() anyways <moop> wtf ??? <gojira> what are you doing moop <moop> working <gojira> and you are asking us how to compare values in languyages <gojira> ? <Raziel> Var dump item1 <moop> like am i retarded <moop> can't be <gojira> well <gojira> it's either going to be 'item1 is actually 0' <moop> i am retarded but like wtf i can't see it <gojira> or you don't actually have that code <moop> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/7cqZSvwv/ <moop> is the debugger retarded <moop> no i am retarded <moop> wtf <gojira> ... <Raziel> Do you even know what the logical or does <gojira> i don't think so <Bad> lmao <gojira> probably thinks its used to make it pretty? <Bad> this is hilarious <Bad> next level fail <moop> oh fuck <moop> yeah i am retarded

<Raziel> Why is lesbian porn so much better than gay porn? Srs

<moop> i'd fuck Bad <gojira> you'd fuck anything with a hole and a heartbeat and the second part is optional <moop> that's what i said <Raziel> My hand has a heart beat <gojira> is this Raziel suggesting moop can fuck his hand? <Bad> Raziel: please elaborate on your odd as fuck phrase <gojira> yea <gojira> wtf

<Raziel> I'll let scientists figure out what type of energy is best <moop> what if they discover that jew ash is best energy <moop> would you still support it Raziel <Twipply> That is a solid question <Raziel> erm

<Raziel> dropped a piece of butter on the floor <Raziel> had to throw it away <Raziel> don't tell the norwegian police pls

<gojira> what's even better this means Raziel x gojira monthly dinners <moop> monthly date <Wan> Plz <Wan> When I was in Paris Bad and I ate together at least once a week * Wan has sweet, sweets reminders of Paris restaurants <Raziel> we're not that gay Wan <gar> weekly dinners is over the top Wan <gojira> weekly dinners = dating <gojira> monthly = friends <gar> yes lol <gar> but i guess Wan was having weekly dinners with Bad while Bad was in his nogirl phase

<Bad> Raziel seriously it's simple <Bad> you are norwegian <Bad> you have money <Bad> you can play guitar <Bad> just go in the streets <Bad> follow a woman <Bad> if she looks good step in front of her <Bad> and go <Bad> anyway here's wonderwall <Bad> guaranteed success <Bad> gogogo <gar> ye do it Raziel <gar> or helicopter dick <gar> 10/10 body language <gar> psychologically girls want to grab <gar> do it <gar> in public <gar> i guarantee someone will grab your dick

<__bot__> New quote approved! https://qdb.lutro.me/535 <gar> the key point of this quote <gar> is i didn't specify who will grab your dick <gar> merely said someone will <gar> and i guarantee it <gar> :-) <gar> can be guy, girl, police, ambulance, psychiatric ward <gar> :----) <gar> wtf ward grabbing your dick <gar> a psychiatric ward grabbing your dick <gar> i am dying

<Bad> So <Bad> My girl talks about the guys that smoke fish for a living <Bad> What I pictured in my head was someone rolling a fish into a joint and smoking it <Bad> And it seemed normal to my brain <Bad> I was like this is what she meant yes <Bad> Then thought about it

<garne> was licking my lips cos dry <garne> but also this girl was looking at me <garne> but i was staring too, but only stared as i was doing something <Raziel> lmao <garne> as in i didnt move my eyes because im doing something else <garne> the look on her face <garne> its like when you stare ar someone but youre thinking or daydreaming <garne> :(

<Juno> what is jew pick up line? <garne> hey gurl you israelly hot <moop> 'ay girl you look smokin'

<Raziel> are you currently pooing? <garne> yes <Raziel> you're typing very fast for being on the phone <Raziel> did you bring your desktop computer to the bathroom? <garne> laptop <garne> :D

<garne> what is a scary data type <Raziel> uuuuh <Raziel> object? <garne> no <garne> booooolean <garne> it's funny cos it's true

<garne> Work time <garne> Wait fuck <garne> Home time <garne> Fuck work

<garne> Really hope my boss is not waiting for the same train <garne> Boring to be on the train with your boss everyday <garne> also since the only thing in common we have is 1) we both have a dick (i think he does) 2) we both go to sweden very often

<Naypam> oh god <Naypam> can't remember where it was <Naypam> I was leaving someone's flat <Naypam> sprayed my underarms with shoe polish <Naypam> was absolute pain like wtf is in that god damn

<moop> So guys update <moop> Remember they asked to piss in a jar? <moop> I dropped it <moop> Rip <moop> TBH not my fault, my hands lack feelings

<gojira> 99% sure on being in edinbro last weekend of july <gojira> sleeping with the nay <gojira> at the nay <gojira> not with <gojira> wtf

<moop> i will use this excuse for the next 5 years <moop> accidentally grab girl tits <moop> imma be like "sry baby i had roids" <moop> and she be like "hemorhoids?" <moop> and i'll be like "no... the manly stuff... come on you know" <moop> "the ball shrinking thing?" <moop> "yeah, you got it"

<Bad> « The problem isn't transvestism, it's virtue signaling » <Bad> moop: what does this mean <moop> i'd Bad i'm not a languige <moop> languiger <moop> w/e

<moop> tried to show muscle to a cute girl here <moop> she just lold <moop> she cute tho <moop> she can lol <moop> i'll allow it <garne> wait what <garne> Is this serious <moop> ye garne <moop> but i did it in a cute jokey way <garne> Bad: please quote this