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<Naypam> guys <Naypam> this might make you laugh <Naypam> http://i.imgur.com/2hTML01.jpg <Raziel> I hate laughing <Raziel> ROFL

<Garner_> :D:D <Garner_> I don't use scissors <Garner_> just knife <Bad> cute penis <Bad> do you cute it? <Bad> do you cute your balls? <Bad> u snigle

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<lovely> dudes <lovely> you know what i bought? <lovely> i have motherfucking toilet paper <lovely> with vitamin e <kage> lol <lovely> how cool is that?

<Garner> Raziel confirmed sausage <Garner> err faggot <Garner> wtf why did I write sausage

<Naypalm> oh oh oh <Naypalm> remember that story about the girl I didn't rape? <Naypalm> turns out she's notorious in aberdeen as a fucking psyco <Naypalm> (y) <Garner_> wat <Naypalm> yeah <Naypalm> name's chloe <Raziel> ..... <Raziel> there aren't that many girls you haven't raped since you expect us to remember her, I take it <Naypalm> just one that I didn't rape! <Naypalm> wait <Naypalm> no <Garner_> o_o <Naypalm> yeah

<Bad> Flat boobed girl should get breast enlargements or get killed <Bad> For real <Bad> Wtf man

* Naypalm changed the topic of #redditeu to: RUINED <Bad> OMG <Bad> IEÉPOTMÉ2QOLÉV7Z2897P2vptui * Bad has left #redditeu

<Naypalm> I wish played terran <moop_> terran is best with sandwitch <Naypalm> I gave terran a blowjob yesterday <Naypalm> had full gay sex with terran

<Bed> crawlers are actually fast-ish off creep, Raziel <Naypalm> need 5 to get through supply depots <Bed> fyi <gana> ty Naypalm, Bed <Raziel> faster on creep though <Naypalm> everything is faster on creep except drones <Raziel> rush lair and go mass overlord <gana> what about mutas Naypalm? <gana> are they faster on creep? <Naypalm> shut the fuck up <Raziel> LOL <gana> rofl <Raziel> gana knows more about zerg than Naypalm <Raziel> amazing <Naypalm> gana you're the faggot that walled his ramp to stop mutas getting in <gana> :D <Bed> did <Bed> did gana <Bed> just school Naypalm <Bed> on sc2 <Bed> LOOOL <Naypalm> rage <Naypalm> fuck you all <gana> dying atm <Raziel> totally did <Bed> you got SCHOOLED <Bed> #rekt <Bed> #rekktiteu <Naypalm> if my sc2 worked I would fuck you so hard gana

<Raziel> fuck <Raziel> burnt the bread <Raziel> :( <moop> git commit -m "learned to cook stuff :D" <Raziel> git reset --hard HEAD^ <Raziel> if only you could do that on bread

<Raziel> REMIND ME AGAIN WHY I CAME BACK TO THIS SHITHOLE OF WISPY BEARDED POT SMOKING FAT FAGCUNT BITCOIN WORSHIPPERS WHO OBSESS OVER ME AND MAKE A SPORT OUT OF DRIVING ME INSANE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

<Gana> someone used to lick my blood when I had nose bleeds

<Naypam> everybody knows what rompy-pomping is <Naypam> nobody knows what the fuck a blowie is

<kage> it's like <kage> he opens up his webcam <kage> i see him <kage> i see his old gf <kage> first thing i tell him <kage> why the shit do you stay with her <kage> i'd rather fuck you than your gf

<Naypam> failed the interview to pick things off the street <Naypam> how bad can you possibly be :D <Raziel> maybe you were overqualified? <Naypam> of course not <Bad> Raziel: The only job Naypam is overqualified for is sucking dick

<Bad> [14:48] Raziel how fucking incompetent can you be <Bad> says Raziel <Raziel> fuck off! <Bad> I bet on his vps you'd have managed to make the server drop off its rack just through command line input

<dux0r> You know how in Half Life when Gordon Freeman get's to the lambda complex but he can't enter because it's too full of radioactive toxins everywhere <dux0r> That's like #redditeu <dux0r> You can't enter it because it's too full of homosexual social failure toxins

<Raziel> I don't mind bitcoins, I don't care about retards who lose money on it - what I cannot stand 1 second of is 1) fags who think bitcoin is the future of all currency 2) fags who think they're gosu speculators and need to brag about how good they are at making money when all they're doing is picking up money that retards are throwing everywhere because they're either type 1 or... well, just retarded

<Bad> Half autist half sociopath <Bad> And fully faggot <Bad> Sounds like average redditeu

<Garner> Raziel tu veu bé🐭🍗🐰🐽? <Garner> bézer* wtf <Garner> did I just type <Garner> I see a rabbit <Garner> a chicken leg <Garner> a rabbit <Garner> and a pig

<Naypam> fuck you python 3.4 <Naypam> fuck <Naypam> you <Naypam> worst shit of all time <Raziel> sucking at programming again are we? <Naypam> wait nvm <Naypam> python 3.4 > all <Naypam> just forgot to source bin/activate <Naypam> NOTHING TO SEE HERE

<Garner> shit builds = <Garner> warp poem <Garner> prism* <Garner> into dt'a <Garner> on main <Garner> zealots on bar <Garner> mat <Garner> nay <Garner> nat*

<Naypam> reminds me of when I went back to edinburgh <Naypam> got the train to aberdeen, train arrived at the same time as one of my best friends <Naypam> went to hold his hand <Naypam> so accustomed to it

<Garner> fuck you garner <Garner> google*

<Raziel> I was always brilliant at announcing tournaments well in advance

<lovely> dux0r <lovely> can you do a Raziel impression? <dux0r> can't, I'm busy installing RoR legacy drivers for adhoc php5 libs <dux0r> then making some invigorating green leaf tea <lovely> thank you

<Naypam> I've laughed too much in the past 36 hours <Naypam> I need a completely serious day <Naypam> super serious <Naypam> we put our dicks in a guy's drink <Naypam> he was mad <Bad> wut <Naypam> shouldn't have been so maad imo <Bad> what am I raeding <Naypam> replied by shitting on a car <Naypam> he was madder <Bad> ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? <Bad> why <Bad> would you put your dick <Bad> in a drink <Naypam> because <Naypam> then they drink it <Naypam> and you say <Naypam> "lol I put my dick in your drink" <Naypam> and they hate <Naypam> rofl <Naypam> friend and his brother <Naypam> brother helps friend onto bonnet of car <Naypam> he kneels over <Naypam> shits on the car <Naypam> family safe campsite <Naypam> rofl'd <Naypam> he was not happy <Naypam> but <Naypam> got revenge by cumming in his sock

<Naypam> also I was so tired last night at like 4am, but I decided to masturbate with a sex toy before going to sleep <Naypam> anyway fell asleep half way thorugh masturbating <Raziel> ... <Naypam> woke up with no covers on, cold, with sex toy on me

<Naypam> I just got naked <Naypam> and <Naypam> then tried to put my keys in my pocket <Naypam> dropped them on the floor <Naypam> :(

<pitastrudl> Naypam: you're iq must be at a level of a potato <pitastrudl> topkek

<ad13> just took a piss and my pee has a strong smell of chicken

<Bad> I've reallocated my nipples so I can jump onto bed if power go off while I'm on the computer.

<Naypam> perl's a joke language that I use to joke in

<Garner> I want to be anime fag

<moop> like 9pm my flight is I think <moop> oh no, flight on 11th at 13am <moop> er <moop> pm

<Raziel> me and Garner were moop's two assholes

<Garner> hmm make svXhVLnwF47UaqfAgYgJ <Garner> sense*

<Raziel> dat millisecond precision <Raziel> or microsecond <Raziel> not sure <Garner> Naypam's dick second <Garner> because micro

<moop> mfw when random ad people call me and think i'm a woman because of my voice

<Garner> OMG THE SAUSAGE <Garner> haven't HAD THIS IN YEARS

<Raziel> you got something against the gay? <Raziel> clearly not since you're playing urt with frenchies

<Garner> this I b hater than djcl <Garner> fuck sale <Garner> JAG ER HD N SO SMSLSLDNEL

<Bad> omg it's a sign <Bad> Phone call by a woman I want to get it on with <Bad> Confirm we can see tomorrow <Bad> I hang up my phone <Bad> Battery says 69% <Bad> IT'S A SIGN <Garner> ... <Raziel> ... <Garner> #redditeu

<Intergage`> I was a little gay for a bit.

<Bad> Yeah to each their own :)

<Naypam> I also paid for the stamp <Naypam> in 1p coins <Naypam> 79 of them <Naypam> rofl'd <Naypam> the guy was mad at the post office <Bad`> LOL Naypam <Bad`> hahahahahhahaaaaaaaa <Naypam> but I needed to get rid of my shit change <Raziel> .......... <Raziel> oh <Bad`> 79 queens <Bad`> I'd rage <Naypam> I made little stacks of 10 <Naypam> 7 stacks of them <Naypam> then took one off <Naypam> then PUSHED THEM ALL OVER INTO HIS COLLECTION BIN :'D <Naypam> HE HAD TO RECOUNT :'DI <Naypam> DDDDDDDDDDDD <Raziel> oh my god what * Naypam dead <Naypam> Raziel: they have this screen they "hide" behind <Bad`> roooooofl Naypam <Naypam> and a little metal tray you can pass letters through <Bad`> fuck the uk though <Bad`> move to Salamanca or something <Bad`> life cheaper <Raziel> hahahaha <Naypam> I lined up all my 7x10x1p coins <Naypam> then just causally pushed them into the tray <Naypam> like "sup" <Naypam> count 'em <Phixion> :D <Naypam> he mad, I mad <Naypam> but I happy mad <Raziel> biggest dick move 2015

<haiku> did you lose nay? <Garner> ofc he did, he's bronze <Garner> just altered his monitor's contrast and now thinks he's gold

<Raziel> At least niggers don't have money so they can't pollute airports

<Raziel> we're having a jolly chat about life then suddenly "they're coming top we need more gold coins on the tower and creep the minions moop go mid in 10 seconds we need to zone them out oh shit I'm dying oh wait I'm not oh shit I'm dying oh wait I'm not oh shit I'm dead" <Raziel> shut the fuck up omg